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Hey, sarge, while you're out
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on this buying
assignment for the troop,
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you can be doing some
business for O'Rourke Enterprises.
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I don't know why everybody
says you're so dumb, Agarn.
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You sure you don't want
me to go along with you?
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When I'm buying
horses for this troop,
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you are the one man
in this outfit I don't need.
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Now that's hitting below
the saddle strap, sarge.
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You've been in the
cavalry for nine years
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and still don't know your
withers from your fetlock.
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Do you mind lowering your voice?
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Why? Everybody knows you
don't know anything about horses.
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Yeah, but my horse doesn't.
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Don't listen to a
word he says, Barney.
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Sergeant? Oh, yes, sir.
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All set, sergeant? Right, sir.
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Hey, who says I'm dumb?
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Agarn.
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While you're
buying these horses,
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I wonder if you could
pick out one for me.
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Certainly. What would you like?
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I'd like something in a nice,
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high-spirited chestnut.
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Right, sir. I think
I'd like a palomino.
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Now, what do you
want with a palomino?
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Because any palomino
is a pal of mine-o.
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That's very good,
Agarn. Thank you, sir.
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You had your laugh. With
the captain's permission, I'll go.
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Good luck, sergeant.
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Thank you, sir.
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Come on, boy. Here.
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Hey, sarge.
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Be sure you check all
the withers and fetlocks.
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Well, you certainly know a
lot about horses, corporal.
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Well, when you've been
around them as long as I have...
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You know, I always forget
what they call that part.
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That part right there?
Well, that part is called...
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Everybody knows
that. Good heaven, sir.
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The stagecoach
is arriving. Really?
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Yes, sir. Oh, you're
right, corporal.
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Jane, Jane.
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What's all the excitement
about? Has the stage arrived yet?
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No. Oh, good,
we're just in time.
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Well, who are you meeting?
No one. It's Corporal Agarn.
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Me, sir? I thought it was you
who wanted to meet the stage.
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No, corporal. I... I don't know.
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I was asking you what they
call this part of the leg here.
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That's the shin bone
connected to the ankle bone.
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Connected to the knee bone...
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I know, I know,
corporal. I know.
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Here's the mail, wrangler.
Uh, I'll take it, driver.
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Wilton, are you all
right? I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I didn't realize we had that
many men who could write.
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Oh, we've got a lot of
men who could write.
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It's a shame more
of 'em can't read.
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Well, driver, that was
a fine journey indeed.
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Thank you very much. That's
it, you can go along now.
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Ah, well, now.
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My, that face looks
familiar. It certainly does, I...
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Don't tell me,
don't tell me. Uh...
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I've got it! You're
Sergeant O'Rourke's father.
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Bright lad, and you
must be Corporal Agarn.
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I don't know why they
say you're so dumb.
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Well, it's certainly a
pleasure to meet you, sir.
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Well, now.
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Why, he's a spitting
image of his son.
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And you must be Wrangler Jane.
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All right, now tell
me, has this fine lad
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asked for your hand
in marriage yet?
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Well, no, he hasn't. Don't
you worry about a thing.
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I'll have him on his
knees before I leave
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for the old sod again.
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Now, where's me boy?
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He's on a horse-buying
assignment.
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He didn't know you were coming.
I wanted to surprise the lad.
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Oh, now, don't you
worry, I'll send out
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two men immediately
to bring him back.
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That's good. Now, would someone
show me to me son's quarters?
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Your son... Well, sir, I think
you'd be much more comfortable
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at the hotel here in town.
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I'm an army man, you see.
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The past commander
of the home guard, yes.
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After a couple of
days in your fort,
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I'll have all your troopers
as sharp as the IRA.
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Actually, Mr. O'Rourke,
you see, it's against...
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Wait a minute, I...
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Tell me, lad, are you
Irish? No, sir. I'm not Irish.
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More is to pity. Well, now who's
gonna show me to me quarters?
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I'd be glad to.
That's a good girl.
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That's a good girl.
Yes, yes, here we are.
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Who says I'm dumb?!
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Corporal, I want you to send
out two troopers immediately
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and bring Sergeant
O'Rourke back. Yes, sir.
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I think it would be nice for
the sergeant to see his father.
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And it would be nice for
the father to see the son.
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And it'll even be nicer
when that old man
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gets back in the stagecoach.
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Hey, Agarn, listen
to what I just learned
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on my bugle this morning.
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Now, don't tell me.
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"Reveille"? No.
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"Assembly"? No.
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I give up, what is
it? "Mother Machree."
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"Mother Machree"?
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Mr. O'Rourke taught it to me.
He's even teaching me Irish.
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Sure and begorra
mean anything to you?
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Sure and begorra, I'm gonna
wrap that bugle around your head.
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Come in.
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Captain Parmenter.
At ease, corporal.
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Did I just hear Dobbs
playing "Reveille"?
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No, sir. That was
"Mother Machree."
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"Mother Machree"?
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Yes, sir. Mr. O'Rourke
taught it to him.
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I tell you, captain,
that old man
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is trying to take over the fort.
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Come now, corporal.
Teaching Dobbs
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to play "Mother
Machree" isn't so bad.
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As a matter of fact,
it's rather a nice tune.
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♪ Love the dear silver
That shines in your hair ♪
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♪ Oh, God bless you ♪
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♪ And keep you ♪
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♪ Dear Mother ♪
Captain.
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♪ Machree ♪
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Captain, captain.
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Oh. That's not all he's doing.
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He's got the cook
making Irish stew.
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He's got half the
troopers doing an Irish jig.
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And he's got the other half out
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in back of the fort
planting shamrock seeds.
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I didn't realize he'd
be this much trouble.
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Trouble? Ha, ha, ha.
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I can't help it. It's funny.
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He had them paint
the flagpole green?
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Sir, he wants them to
paint the whole fort green.
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Well, I'll have a talk with him,
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just as soon as I get this
letter off to headquarters.
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Sir, if we don't get
rid of that old man,
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we may be at war with England.
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Any word from the two
troopers who went out
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looking for Sergeant O'Rourke?
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No, sir. I think Privates
Gilbert and Sullivan got lost.
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We've got to get somebody
to find Sergeant O'Rourke.
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Well, sir, I sent out
Privates Lewis and Clark.
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As soon as they find
Gilbert and Sullivan,
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I'm sure they'll find
Sergeant O'Rourke.
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Well, now, top of the
morning to you, captain.
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And you too, corporal. The
rest of the day to you, sir.
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Nice to see you
again, Mr. O'Rourke.
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Thank you. There's
a fine lot of lads
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that you've got at this fort,
sir. You should be very proud.
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Oh, I am, sir. I'm
very proud of F Troop.
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Are you? Are you
sure you're not Irish?
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No, sir. I am not Irish.
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Oh, yes. Oh, captain,
I wonder if you could
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order me just a bit
more of the green paint.
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More green paint?
I got it, captain!
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Stand back!
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Fire brigade. Come,
lads, now, fire brigade.
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Mr. O'Rourke. I can't believe
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the fire brigade didn't hear me.
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My voice has been known to
carry from County Cork to Killarney.
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We don't have a fire
brigade. You don't have a...
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Well, you will have now, me lad.
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Hey, lads, gather around.
Rally around here, boys.
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That's it, that's it.
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That's fine. Right there,
lads. That'll be fine, right there.
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Now, look alive. Look
alive, be handy now.
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Now, I'm gonna give you all
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the benefit of me
experience of 25 years
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as the chief of the volunteer
fire brigade of County Galway.
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Mr. O'Rourke, how come firemen
always wears red suspenders?
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Well, now, I... I do
believe that's the first time
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the question's been asked.
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It won't be the last.
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Anyway, never mind
about the suspenders.
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Now we're going to have some
instructions in ladder climbing.
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What I want you to
do is pair off in twos
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and take the
ladders off the wagon
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and put 'em up next
to the barn there.
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All right, let's look alive.
That's the way we go.
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Hurry, here we go.
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All right, now look alive
here. That's the way to go.
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I'm gonna time
you now, so go for it.
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What can be so difficult about
taking a ladder off a wagon?
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All right, get that
ladder in there.
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All right.
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Hold it there. Hold it! That's
enough of the ladder drill.
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All right, that's
enough. That's enough.
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Everybody on their feet
now. That's the way to go.
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Hey. How did we
do on time, chief?
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Time? Time, oh.
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Well, you... You might
say you stopped the clock.
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Now that we've got the ladder
drill down, what do we do next?
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Well, now I think it's time
for... For the bucket brigade.
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Morning, Wilton.
Hi, Agarn. Hi, Jane.
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Oh, oh, you're wearing a dress,
Jane. What's the occasion?
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No occasion. Papa O'Rourke
says there's an old Irish saying:
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"As long they made colleens
different than they did lads,
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"it's up to the colleen
to show the lad
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where the difference is."
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You two have become
pretty friendly, haven't you?
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Oh, yes. He knows all about
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breaking down a
man's resistance.
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He does? Yes.
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♪ When Irish eyes Are smilin' ♪
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♪ Sure 'tis like A
morning spring ♪
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♪ In the lilt Of
Irish laughter ♪
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♪ You can hear The angels sing ♪
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I've told you, not
in front of the men.
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♪ When Irish hearts... ♪
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You keep that up and
Papa O'Rourke is...
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♪ Seems bright and gay ♪
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I have important
military matters.
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♪ And when Irish
eyes Are smilin' ♪
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♪ Sure to steal
Your heart away ♪
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All right, now, men. I
think we ought to be training
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under actual
firefighting conditions.
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So I'm gonna put a match
to that little pile of straw.
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And when you see the flames,
you'll start the bucket brigade.
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Now, inasmuch as
me watch is broken,
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I'll have to time
you by counting.
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And by the time I
get to a hundred,
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you should have
the tiny blaze out.
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All right, now start...
Start the bucket brigade.
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Dobbs, you're supposed
to let go of the bucket, lad.
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Sorry about that, chief.
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One, two, three, four...
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Wait, wait! Hey, hey, hey.
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Somebody put the water on
the fire, not on each other, lads.
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On the fire, on the fire!
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I just can't believe, corporal,
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that our men can't
find Sergeant O'Rourke.
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Oh, I'm sure we'll
get some word, sir.
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I sent Stanley and Livingstone
out to find Lewis and Clark.
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Who are still looking
for Gilbert and Sullivan,
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who can't find
Sergeant O'Rourke.
237
00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:27,757
Well, if you don't have
word by this afternoon,
238
00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:28,975
send out two more troopers.
239
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:30,543
We've got to find
Sergeant O'Rourke
240
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,894
if it takes every
man in F Troop.
241
00:11:31,918 --> 00:11:34,814
Yes, sir. I wanna find him
just as much as you do.
242
00:11:36,423 --> 00:11:38,134
Do you smell smoke, corporal?
243
00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,270
Yes, sir. I sure do.
244
00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:44,840
We'd better get out,
the building's on fire.
245
00:11:44,864 --> 00:11:48,395
Fire brigade. Fire brigade!
246
00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:54,734
Look, captain.
247
00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:57,036
Well, now. Don't give
it a thought, me lads.
248
00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,305
I'm sure we'll get
the hang of it in time.
249
00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,508
That's it, that's it,
douse it a little up there.
250
00:12:01,532 --> 00:12:02,759
That's a good boy.
251
00:12:02,783 --> 00:12:05,177
Corporal, you've got
to get Mr. O'Rourke
252
00:12:05,201 --> 00:12:06,563
out of the fort for a while.
253
00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:09,882
There we go now. That's
the way, that's the way.
254
00:12:09,906 --> 00:12:12,702
Don't worry, captain. I'll take
him up to the Indian camp.
255
00:12:12,726 --> 00:12:14,587
He's been wanting
to see real live Indians
256
00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:15,838
ever since he arrived.
257
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,907
Hey, that's a very
good idea, corporal.
258
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,242
The Hekawis are friendly
259
00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:20,927
and we have a
peace treaty with them.
260
00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:25,165
The Hekawis? I was planning
to drop him off at the Apaches.
261
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,241
Whoa, now. That's good, boy.
262
00:12:35,265 --> 00:12:38,361
Here they are.
Real live Indians.
263
00:12:38,385 --> 00:12:40,697
Wait till me cronies back
home hear about this.
264
00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:43,416
You'll be the toast of every
saloon in County Galway.
265
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,336
You won't have to put me
hand in me pocket for a year.
266
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,688
Now, what do you
know about that?
267
00:12:49,712 --> 00:12:51,140
A real live Indian village, huh?
268
00:12:51,164 --> 00:12:52,909
Hi, chief. Hi, Craze. Hi.
269
00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:56,011
Boys, I'd like you to...
Sergeant, what happened to you?
270
00:12:56,035 --> 00:12:59,232
No, no, no, this is... You
look terrible, you look bad.
271
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:02,485
You look like you got one
foot in happy hunting ground.
272
00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:05,171
This ain't Sergeant
O'Rourke. It's his father.
273
00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:07,640
Your son should look so good.
274
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:11,678
This is Chief Wild Eagle of
the Hekawi diplomatic call.
275
00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:13,780
Sure is nice to meet you, chief.
276
00:13:13,804 --> 00:13:15,298
Me son has written
to me about you.
277
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:18,651
Has he written anything
about me? I'm Crazy Cat.
278
00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:20,853
Oh, yes. He writes
me that all the time.
279
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:23,439
Why don't you take pop
on a tour of the village.
280
00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:25,058
You know, show him the tepees,
281
00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:26,559
the bow and arrows,
the tomahawks.
282
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:29,428
Have a couple of boys do a
war dance for him, Indian it up.
283
00:13:29,452 --> 00:13:32,382
Sure, be glad to. Come
with me, Mr. O'Rourke.
284
00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:33,833
Oh, well now, that's a good lad.
285
00:13:33,857 --> 00:13:35,802
And while we're at it, I'll
show you how to make
286
00:13:35,826 --> 00:13:37,704
a nice Irish stew.
287
00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:39,794
Out of succotash?
288
00:13:42,732 --> 00:13:44,443
Look, Wild Eagle,
289
00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,013
it'd be a nice thing if you made
the old man an honorary chief.
290
00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:48,614
So he'll be a big man
when he gets home.
291
00:13:48,638 --> 00:13:49,999
Very happy to make father
292
00:13:50,023 --> 00:13:51,734
of Sergeant O'Rourke
honorary chief.
293
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:53,520
Cost you $10.
294
00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:56,339
Ten dollars? Thought
you big spender.
295
00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,241
Five dollars and that's it.
296
00:13:58,265 --> 00:14:01,828
For $5 I not even make
him honorary squaw.
297
00:14:01,852 --> 00:14:03,529
What's such a big deal?
298
00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:04,914
Put a bonnet on him and tell him
299
00:14:04,938 --> 00:14:06,466
he's Big Chief
Hit the Shillelagh.
300
00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:10,603
Bonnets not cheap these days.
Big shortage in feather market.
301
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:12,038
Now don't give me that, chief.
302
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:14,874
How much trouble is it to run
in the woods and grab a turkey?
303
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:16,576
First must find one.
304
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,363
In old days, used to be
four turkeys for one chief.
305
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:23,115
Nowadays you show
me one plucked turkey,
306
00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:25,585
I show you four Indian chiefs.
307
00:14:25,609 --> 00:14:27,286
All right, I'll meet
you halfway.
308
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:28,838
I'll give you $7 and a half
309
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,456
to make the old man
an honorary chief.
310
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,691
You got a deal.
311
00:14:31,715 --> 00:14:34,059
But if you see plucked
chicken walking around,
312
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,818
you'll know where the
old man got his feathers.
313
00:14:46,763 --> 00:14:48,291
Where's Mr. O'Rourke?
314
00:14:48,315 --> 00:14:50,226
I left him up at the
Indian camp, sir.
315
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,728
You didn't really take
him to the Apaches?
316
00:14:52,752 --> 00:14:54,596
No, sir. He's at
the Hekawi camp.
317
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,382
I made arrangements
for him to stay there
318
00:14:56,406 --> 00:14:58,051
until Sergeant O'Rourke returns.
319
00:14:58,075 --> 00:15:00,686
Corporal, look. A smoke
signal from the Hekawi camp.
320
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:04,356
I wonder what they're
saying. I don't know, sir.
321
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:07,193
Sergeant O'Rourke is the
only one who can read smoke.
322
00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:09,879
Chief Wild Eagle is
certainly long-winded today.
323
00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:12,965
He hasn't even paused for a
comma, a semicolon, or a period.
324
00:15:12,989 --> 00:15:15,434
Chief always was a little
weak on grammar, sir.
325
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,070
And do you notice
that the smoke signal
326
00:15:18,094 --> 00:15:19,772
this time is awfully black?
327
00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:23,292
I'd say, maybe his
blanket caught on fire.
328
00:15:23,316 --> 00:15:24,633
Fire?
329
00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:40,365
Here, here.
330
00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:45,047
My chief, my tribe.
What happened?
331
00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:46,615
My tribe. What happened?
332
00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:50,136
Our new honorary chief
was organizing a fire brigade.
333
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,338
Sure, and they almost
got the hang of it too.
334
00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:54,773
Pop, you got to
stop preventing fires
335
00:15:54,797 --> 00:15:56,575
or you're gonna
burn down the West.
336
00:15:56,599 --> 00:16:00,329
He took the job away from
our own Chief Smokey Bear.
337
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:03,016
Captain Parmenter,
338
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,184
Hekawis very
peaceful Indians, right?
339
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,168
Yes.
340
00:16:06,192 --> 00:16:08,071
We always honor our treaties.
341
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:10,906
We like children and old folk.
342
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:14,810
But if you not get him out
of here, we go on warpath.
343
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,580
Now, now, now, now,
just one moment here, sir.
344
00:16:17,604 --> 00:16:19,549
I wouldn't want to
be the chief of a tribe
345
00:16:19,573 --> 00:16:21,117
who is resisting progress.
346
00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:24,108
I wouldn't at that. That's
all there is to it now.
347
00:16:26,079 --> 00:16:29,142
Hey, chief, what about
that $7 and a half?
348
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:33,045
You get out of here. All
right, all right, all right.
349
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:41,203
♪ Sure, a little bit
Of heaven fell ♪
350
00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:45,508
♪ From out the sky one day ♪
351
00:16:45,532 --> 00:16:47,410
Oh, well, now there
we are, corporal.
352
00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:50,730
Any... Any sign of
me son? Not yet, Pop.
353
00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:52,565
We got every man
in F Troop except me
354
00:16:52,589 --> 00:16:53,949
and the captain looking for him.
355
00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:55,235
Ah, well, don't worry.
356
00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:56,869
If they don't find
him, the wee people
357
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,721
will come and tell
me where he is.
358
00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:03,676
The wee people? The leprechauns.
359
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,811
Leprechauns?
360
00:17:05,835 --> 00:17:08,648
Now don't tell me you haven't
heard of the leprechauns, lad.
361
00:17:08,672 --> 00:17:10,215
The wee folk who
live in the glen.
362
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,567
Where'd you see them?
363
00:17:11,591 --> 00:17:15,187
Seen them, I talked
to them. When?
364
00:17:15,211 --> 00:17:18,791
Well, every night. On me
way home from the pope.
365
00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:22,278
Well, we've got no leprechauns
here at Fort Courage.
366
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,413
Well, now there's
nothing to worry about.
367
00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:27,016
The leprechauns would never
let down Morgan O'Rourke.
368
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,917
No, they'll be along.
And when they come,
369
00:17:28,941 --> 00:17:31,186
they'll tell me
right where he is.
370
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,740
Oh, sure. They'll be here.
371
00:17:33,764 --> 00:17:37,226
Tell me some... Now, are
you sure you're not Irish?
372
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,279
No, no, I'm not
Irish. More is to pity.
373
00:17:40,303 --> 00:17:43,382
Why don't you go to sleep, sir?
374
00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,351
Oh, now. Yes,
there's a good idea.
375
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,453
You and I will have
nice sleep, laddie.
376
00:17:47,477 --> 00:17:50,294
And we'll dream
of the Emerald Isle.
377
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:53,481
That's what we'll do.
378
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,067
Who's there?
379
00:18:02,091 --> 00:18:04,403
It's me, sir. Corporal
Agarn. Can I come in?
380
00:18:04,427 --> 00:18:06,327
Yes, come in, corporal.
381
00:18:07,381 --> 00:18:08,841
What seems to be the trouble?
382
00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:11,444
Sir, do you mind if I sleep
in here with you tonight?
383
00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:13,680
Why wouldn't you wanna
sleep in your own quarters?
384
00:18:13,704 --> 00:18:16,632
Well, sir, it's gonna be a
little bit crowded in there.
385
00:18:16,656 --> 00:18:19,135
Well, it's only you
and Mr. O'Rourke.
386
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:22,421
He's expecting company. Who?
387
00:18:22,445 --> 00:18:25,174
The wee folk. The wee folk?
388
00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:26,426
That's right, sir.
389
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,994
His friends, the
leprechauns. Leprechaun?
390
00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:31,714
Oh, corporal, anybody
who'd believe in leprechauns
391
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,883
would believe in
Jack and the Giant.
392
00:18:33,907 --> 00:18:36,440
What about Jack and the Giant?
393
00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:40,589
Nothing. You can
sleep over there.
394
00:18:40,613 --> 00:18:42,547
Thank you, sir.
395
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,705
Good night, Agarn.
Good night, captain.
396
00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:58,007
Oh, captain. Yes?
397
00:18:58,031 --> 00:19:00,342
Could I have a
drink of milk too?
398
00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:10,286
Corporal Agarn, any
sign of the troopers?
399
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,104
No, sir. No sign
of any troopers.
400
00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,839
Any sign of Sergeant O'Rourke?
401
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,424
No, sir. No sign of him either.
402
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,126
Can't you see
anything, corporal?
403
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,628
No, sir. But I can
smell something.
404
00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:22,481
What do you smell? Irish stew.
405
00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:24,267
Irish stew?
406
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,435
Hi, Wilton. Look
what I brought you.
407
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,303
I know, Jane. We
smelled you coming.
408
00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:30,172
I mean, we smelled
your pot coming.
409
00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:33,559
No, hey. Jane, I've got
military problems here.
410
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,661
Captain, sir. Maybe
you ought to send me out
411
00:19:35,685 --> 00:19:36,946
to do some scouting.
412
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:39,348
Wilton, you can't send
Agarn out there alone.
413
00:19:39,372 --> 00:19:41,801
Why, those hills are
filled with hostile Apaches.
414
00:19:41,825 --> 00:19:43,385
Just waiting to get
their tomahawks
415
00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:44,771
in some unsuspecting soldier.
416
00:19:44,795 --> 00:19:46,371
Jane, I am not
going to listen to you
417
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:47,890
tell me how to assign my men.
418
00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:51,527
Listen to her, listen to her.
Sure and begorra, Janey lass,
419
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:53,895
I do believe you brought
a pot of Irish stew.
420
00:19:53,919 --> 00:19:55,147
Yes, Mr. O'Rourke.
421
00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:57,517
You're a very
foolish, young man.
422
00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,718
If you're not careful,
somebody will come and sweep
423
00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,220
this pretty colleen
off her feet.
424
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:04,323
Well, it will be a little messy
if she's holding that stew.
425
00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,459
Sir, at the moment
all I am interested in
426
00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:08,327
is finding my
troop and your son.
427
00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:09,929
Well, don't worry
about a thing now.
428
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:11,580
If the lads are
not back tonight,
429
00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:13,649
I'll go out tomorrow
and find me boy myself.
430
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:16,835
Hey, Janey lass, I do
believe I'll relieve you of that
431
00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:20,088
and have a wee
snack. Ha, ha, ha.
432
00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:23,810
'Tis a bit of Ireland.
'Tis a bit of Ireland.
433
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,978
Wilton, did you hear
what Mr. O'Rourke said?
434
00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:28,464
You can't let him go out
looking for his son alone.
435
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,967
Don't listen to her. No,
no, she's right, Agarn.
436
00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:32,451
He doesn't know the country.
437
00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:34,353
He could fall into the
hands of the Apaches.
438
00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:36,556
No problem, sir. He'll
burn down their village.
439
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,857
Agarn, he doesn't
even know the country.
440
00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:40,859
He might get lost, and
who would find him?
441
00:20:40,883 --> 00:20:42,345
The leprechauns.
442
00:20:42,369 --> 00:20:45,431
Corporal, no matter
what Mr. O'Rourke thinks,
443
00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,199
the leprechauns
are not going to come
444
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:48,484
and tell him where his son is.
445
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,886
You're gonna have a
tough time convincing him.
446
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:52,822
Well, I'm just going
to have to do it.
447
00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:54,623
Wait a minute, Wilton.
448
00:20:54,647 --> 00:20:56,241
You know, Agarn,
I don't know why
449
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,505
everybody says you're so dumb.
450
00:21:09,545 --> 00:21:13,448
Who says I'm dumb?
Keep it down, Agarn.
451
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:24,470
Sure and begorra,
it's Morgan O'Rourke.
452
00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:26,238
All the way from Galway.
453
00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:28,641
I wouldn't believe it
was Morgan O'Rourke
454
00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:31,660
unless I seen it
with me own eyes.
455
00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:34,613
Well, now. If it isn't
me wee people.
456
00:21:34,637 --> 00:21:36,815
Now, what are you doing
here in Fort Courage?
457
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,400
Sure and we've come to tell you
458
00:21:38,424 --> 00:21:40,769
that you should not
go looking for your son.
459
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,538
Ah, it is far too dangerous.
460
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,791
We're going to bring
him back ourselves.
461
00:21:45,815 --> 00:21:47,626
Oh, are you now?
462
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:49,762
There's no problem,
Mr. O'Rourke.
463
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,513
You can depend on the wee folk.
464
00:21:51,537 --> 00:21:54,500
Yes, I could always
depend on the wee folk.
465
00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:57,102
What is it now, have
you all gone daft?
466
00:21:57,126 --> 00:22:00,189
Morgan, me boy. You
have come home at last.
467
00:22:00,213 --> 00:22:01,791
Well, I'm not so
sure of that, Pop.
468
00:22:01,815 --> 00:22:04,393
Well, we're leprechauns.
469
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:06,962
We've come to have
a chat with your father.
470
00:22:06,986 --> 00:22:09,214
We've come all the
way from the other side.
471
00:22:09,238 --> 00:22:14,286
Can't you see we're
Irish? Our eyes are smiling.
472
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,872
Laddie, I want you to
meet me leprechaun friends.
473
00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:19,308
Now, this one here
is Captain Parmenter.
474
00:22:19,332 --> 00:22:21,110
And this is Wrangler Jane.
475
00:22:21,134 --> 00:22:24,363
And that there is
Corporal Agarn.
476
00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:27,366
We didn't fool you for a
minute, did we, Mr. O'Rourke?
477
00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:29,468
Not for a minute,
Captain Parmenter.
478
00:22:29,492 --> 00:22:32,054
But you did an old
man's heart a lot of good.
479
00:22:32,078 --> 00:22:35,024
I want to tell you, son, you're
with a grand bunch here.
480
00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:37,476
That's what you are.
They're a grand bunch indeed.
481
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,580
That I know, Pop.
482
00:22:41,054 --> 00:22:43,398
Damn, it's so awful
good to see you, Pop.
483
00:22:43,422 --> 00:22:45,100
It's been such a long time.
484
00:22:45,124 --> 00:22:48,486
Ah, Morgan, lad, it's been
far too long a time indeed.
485
00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:50,655
Why, you look as
fit as a fiddle now.
486
00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:53,709
Hey, Morgan, do you remember:
487
00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:56,611
♪ Sure, a little bit
Of heaven fell ♪
488
00:22:56,635 --> 00:22:59,065
♪ From out the sky one day ♪
489
00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:01,016
♪ And it nestled On the ocean ♪
490
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,185
♪ In a spot so far away ♪
491
00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:06,371
♪ Then they dotted
it With silver ♪
492
00:23:06,395 --> 00:23:08,990
♪ Just to make
it look So grand ♪
493
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:12,111
♪ And when they
had It finished ♪
494
00:23:12,135 --> 00:23:14,096
♪ Sure they called it ♪
495
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,449
♪ Ireland ♪
496
00:23:17,473 --> 00:23:20,833
Now, that's the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
497
00:23:23,446 --> 00:23:26,475
Tell me, lad, are you sure
now that you're not Irish?
498
00:23:26,499 --> 00:23:30,513
All right, I'm Irish.
You don't look it.
499
00:23:37,326 --> 00:23:39,405
Well, I certainly want
to thank you, captain,
500
00:23:39,429 --> 00:23:40,806
for your warm hospitality.
501
00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:43,209
Oh, I only wish you
could stay with us longer.
502
00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:45,410
But we have to ride out
and try to round up our troop.
503
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:46,795
Well, I understand, me boy.
504
00:23:46,819 --> 00:23:48,764
And goodbye to you
too, Corporal Agarn.
505
00:23:48,788 --> 00:23:50,533
And even if you
don't look Irish,
506
00:23:50,557 --> 00:23:52,151
you're a fine broth of the bath.
507
00:23:52,175 --> 00:23:53,335
Thank you, sir.
508
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,872
Hey, Pop, the stage is coming.
509
00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,290
They're coming, Morgan, me boy.
510
00:23:58,314 --> 00:24:00,659
Oh, I'll take that,
sir. Oh, thank you.
511
00:24:00,683 --> 00:24:03,162
Ah. Here, lass, now.
You do like I tell you.
512
00:24:03,186 --> 00:24:05,230
You see? You keep
singing those Irish songs,
513
00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:06,699
and wearing those pretty frocks,
514
00:24:06,723 --> 00:24:10,018
and you making that Irish
stew, and you'll get that lad yet.
515
00:24:10,042 --> 00:24:11,470
Thank you, Mr. O'Rourke.
516
00:24:11,494 --> 00:24:14,072
And give my regards
to the wee folk.
517
00:24:14,096 --> 00:24:15,574
Thank you very
much. There we are...
518
00:24:15,598 --> 00:24:17,092
Look, our lost troopers.
519
00:24:17,116 --> 00:24:18,660
Oh, yeah.
520
00:24:18,684 --> 00:24:22,414
There's Duddleson and Duffy.
And Vanderbilt and Dobbs.
521
00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:26,451
And Gilbert and Sullivan.
And Lewis and Clark.
522
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:29,638
And Holmes and Watson.
523
00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:31,806
Wait a minute. There's
someone missing.
524
00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:35,060
You're right. Hey, Dobbs.
Where's Livingstone?
525
00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:38,069
Oh, don't worry about him,
Agarn. Stanley'll find him.
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