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Hanging all this bullshit.

I don't know how any of this goes.

Does it even look right?

I think that's how it does.

So sorry, I must have the wrong house.

No, no, no.

You've got the right place, but it's not that kind of party.

My bad.

Come on in. It's embarrassing.

You're actually the first to arrive, so why don't you go take a seat? Okay,

awesome.

Well, why don't you go ahead and have a seat right here.

Make yourself at home.

decorate the whole thing.

Oh, it looks great.

Really? Yeah, thank you. I wasn't quite sure. I'm not really like a decorator,

so I just kind of winged it.

So where is everyone?

Well, you're an hour early.

Really? Yeah.

Where's Jason?

Jason doesn't live here.

Oh, is this not his place?

No, no, no. This is my place.

Jason asked me if he could use the space because it's just a little more...

Yeah,

you've got that one right.

Speaking of that, where is everyone?

Really? You're an hour early.

That makes sense. We have like the prank thing going on.

kind of why I flashed through my undies at the door.

I remember.

Yeah, so that must have been his parent on me for the day.

Those underwear are very cute, by the way. Really? Thank you.

Yeah, well, now we've got a lot of time to kill, so is there anything else you

need done?

Well, I've got some things to do in the kitchen myself, but honestly, when you

hit me up at the door, that was the last thing I was hanging.

Oh, yeah, well, I mean, I can hang it up. Cool.

All right, sweet.

I'm going to go to the kitchen and finish.

All right.

Are you sitting on my couch with your shoes on? Oh, I'm so sorry.

Look at those shoes on.

Here you go. Look.

Kick your feet up right here.

Pretty. Whoa, you got to keep your butt forward so you fit.

Oh, wow.

Look at that.

You sure do have some pretty feet.

Thank you.

What size shoe is this?

Like a six.

Yeah, it smells like a six.

Yeah,

I like to keep my toes pretty.

They do look pretty. Look at that.

They match.

Beautiful.

Lucky for you, I happen to be a foot guy.

Oh, really?

Yes.

I think there's a lot to look at right there.

Look at that.

Wowzers.

Can you rub them together?

Wow, you're so deck -dressed with your feet.

I bet you can pick stuff up off the ground, huh? Oh, 100%. Yeah?

Yeah. If I throw a balloon on the floor, can you pick it up?

Yeah. Let's see.

Monkey toes.

Wow, that is so cool.

Now I will help you hang it. Come on.

You're going to jump, and I'm going to put you right up on top of here. Okay.

One, two, three.

Perfect.

You got it?

Oh, no.

Come on back up.

Don't move an inch.

Don't move an inch. I got you.

Sweet.

Perfect.

Great job.

Awesome.

Looks great. You did it.

I guess we got to get you down now, didn't we? Yep. There.

Oh.

We got you.

Oh.

Oh, I'm... Excuse me. You're fine. It was probably just an accident.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wow.

That thing is huge.

I know. It's massive.

How'd you get it so big?

I don't know. I just make everything big. Maybe it's because I'm so tiny.

It's bigger than your head.

the size of your entire body.

It could make a balloon mean it'd still be bigger.

That is crazy.

Put it between your legs. Can you even fix your legs?

Stand up, stand up.

No.

Look at that.

That's crazy.

Stand up on the couch.

Yeah, it's like as long as my legs.

It's like a bouncy ball.

If I sat on it, though. It was pop.

That's unreal.

Wow, I didn't know you

were so good at blowing.

I guess Jason left that out.

Yeah, I'll keep showing you. Let's get the rest of these done.

You know, I think we're good on balloons.

Maybe we could blow something up. What do you have in mind?

You like cock?

I love cock. It's my favorite snack.

Well, lucky for you, I've got one, and it's getting hard just fucking staring

you. I'm starving, so I can't wait.

Are you sure you know what you're signing up for?

I always bring an appetite.

Watch your face out.

It's so big.

It hasn't even grown yet.

You're sucking the decorations right off the wall.

I literally put it all in my tiny little mouth.

You're so slow, you can just stare right out at me.

They fill up my mouth.

It feels so good.

You are good at blowing.

Do you think Jason's going to be cool with this?

Jason doesn't have to know.

Just set up for another big prank.

Look at how big it is compared.

Oh.

They're so big. My mouth is just too little.

Oh my god, it's so big.

I love the way you touch the back of my throat.

It's like a little lollipop, but a big one.

Are you face fucked?

No. Shouldn't try.

I think so.

Why don't you lay down on that couch with your head hanging off the edge of

couch and I'm going to give you a big surprise.

Can you give him a hug?

um um

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Shh.

Do you like my panties?

You said you liked them before.

They're so cute.

Now you get to see them again.

And so much more.

Yeah,

you want to see my tiny little pussy?

Right here.

she's excited

She tastes so sweet, too.

I'd like to see those little feet on the top.

Oh, yes.

making me so wet, feeling your big fat cock in between my tiny little feet.

Oh, so cute.

Well, my mouth isn't the only thing that has secret skills.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

I,

Holy shit.