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I can't wait to watch the game later.

So happy. Monday.

Got it?

Yes.

Let's see if I can try to catch this one.

I'm getting so much better.

Let's see.

Got it.

Yes.

Got it.

I can try to throw it right.

I'm so excited.

Can't wait.

Good.

Want to catch the ball?

You know about throwing a ball in the house. Told you about that, remember?

Well, heads up!

Honey.

What? It's not a big deal.

You should have just, like, thrown it off there.

Your mother would be so mad at you, you know? Look at all this expensive stuff.

If you break anything, she'll be pissed.

She'll be pissed at us.

She's not gonna, she's, I'm not gonna brick anything.

You know, that's why they call them accidents.

And you know what? Even though I'm your stepfather, I have to comment on your

outfit.

You know, it's a little small. Well, my outfit is fine.

And I'm old enough to wear things like this.

Well, we're having company commerce, so maybe you could do your stepfather a

little favor and change.

Please, thanks.

And no more football in the house.

I got to do some stuff, so I'll be back.

Company's coming, so get changed, all right?

All right, Dad.

And no football in the house.

Mom's gonna kill me.

Hey, Autumn, what was that noise?

Autumn,

what was that noise?

Oh, for heaven's sakes.

Autumn, I told you about playing football in the house.

This is Mom's favorite piece.

Yeah, she's going to be pissed.

At you and me. Both of us, actually.

Maybe listening to your stepfather isn't such a bad idea. After all, you know, I

am full of some wisdom.

I think.

You're right. I'm not going to do it again.

I don't know what to do. She's going to kill me.

I don't know. I'm just, like, really stressed out.

Maybe I can... I'll say there was a tremor in Philadelphia.

Yeah.

Southern California. I hope so.

I'm so nervous.

We'll get to the bottom.

You know, I told you about this outfit, too.

I've got a company coming over, and... You know, you're right. I'm just going

change and go upstairs to my room. I'll just go. Yeah, go change.

Oh, wait. Come here.

Yeah?

Maybe you could just change

here.

Right here.

You're right.

I can't do that.

That's the little bit.

Well, you know, I could always tell her that you broke the vase playing football

in the house. Do not tell her. Do not tell her I broke it.

Okay, well, if you want something, sometimes you've got to give something.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

So just take that outfit off here and then...

You'll get another one.

Okay. Okay.

Can I go back upstairs and change now?

Which way?

You know, I remember you were jumping up and down. I know I looked at football

and everything.

Yeah, I was playing catch earlier.

Why don't you do that again?

Just jump up and down?

Yeah, why not?

You have turned into quite the young lady. You haven't grown up so much.

Wow.

That's wonderful.

Yeah, why don't you...

What? Spin around.

Spin around?

Sure.

Are you...

Wait a minute.

What? Are you... You're wet, aren't you? Is this telling you more?

Oh, a little.

It is, isn't it?

Yeah.

What's it telling you more about?

Do you need me to take my clothes off in front of you?

Oh, that's carrying you what?

Yeah.

Oh, it is, huh?

Yeah.

It's carrying me on, too, actually.

Really? Yeah.

Got you.

Why don't you do a little spirit, a little dance?

A dance?

I know.

Sorry I didn't listen to you.

Tommy. You can call me daddy.

Well, yeah, because you are kind of like my dad.

That's dad.

Oh, step daddy's so cute.

How about I can touch myself in front of you and see how I

masturbate.

You can sit on the couch right there.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

This is our little secret, right? You don't tell your mother about this and I

don't tell her about the vase.

Okay, Jill.