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I can't believe this is the first time having Thanksgiving with just our dads.

But at least we have each other.

I know, right? It's nice, but like, I can't even call her mom anymore. I just

have to call her Lee.

I know.

I miss her so bad.

I know, every time Selma calls me, she's so upset when I don't call her mom.

Yeah, I know. Same with Mom. And it's like, what do you expect?

You literally ran off with my best friend's mom.

Yeah. I was like, how could you, you know? Yeah. And, like, now we're sitting

downstairs eating dinner by ourselves. I don't want to do it. You're just so, so

nice. I know. So is yours. I love him so much.

So, yeah, it's hard. But, I mean, I don't know. It's just annoying, the fact

that, like, I feel bad for them, you know? Like, our parents. Like, our moms

were lesbians the whole time.

I don't understand it.

Like, how could Thelma leave him? Like, your dad is so sweet.

Oh, my God. How can Louise leave your dad?

I don't know.

He's always just been there for the both of us. I know.

Ever since we were little, they're so sweet.

And everybody at school, like, Max, is like, oh, yeah, your mom's lesbians. I'm

like, yeah, so what? Whatever. Like, she's not here anymore.

Wow, you did it all.

Wow.

She really cooked everything for you. Yeah, she did.

I was only making money.

Oh my God. That happened, huh?

There we go.

You can give it to him cold.

Call it out.

Why is there water in there? What the fuck?

Is that how you do it?

That looks good, right?

I don't know how to do it.

Are you supposed to cut it?

You got the turkey in the oven?

Yeah. I put it in a while ago. Is it cooking?

It's something.

Why is there smoke going on? I don't know. Your kitchen's broken.

My kitchen's not washed.

You drank in the dryer, too.

You sure that's a turkey? It was.

I don't know, man.

That looks not like a turkey to me.

Well, you know, we're pretty, pretty useless, huh?

Oh, my God. Where's my fingerprint?

Oh, man.

We need to crack a window.

Your child windows are stupid.

your house, you can tell it's on fire. Yeah, I mean, I had to do something,

right? I don't know if that's right.

My mom called me earlier, and Selma called me earlier and asked me how Dad

doing. Like, she even cared.

Yeah, but I actually don't have the right to ask that. There's just been a

bit, man.

Did you smell that?

Yeah, we should probably get down there.

Yeah, we have a, we have came across a bit of an issue.

Oh my gosh.

You know, your mom left us, both your moms left us, but we clearly don't know

how to cook. That's a foul.

I mean, we tried our best.

What are you doing on, did you put the turkey on the salad? Why is it so small?

No, it's not, it's not, it's dressed, it's free.

You're trying to get it free. I mean, it's blackened.

Yeah, it's special. We learned it from a cookbook that we found.

We heard the fire alarm.

Oh, I was... That's how you know it's done.

That's the sign of a good kitchen.

Yeah, come on, girls. Sit down. Here you go.

All right.

Bon appetit.

You guys want to take this out and pass it down?

A little bit.

There you go. We got corn and green bean.

Bread. And a small, small bird. Turkey.

Yeah.

Hopefully you don't like this.

Yeah, it's nice that it's baked.

Yeah, we really appreciate that.

You know, it's been a while since I've baked.

I like the decorations that we used.

Oh, you know, we forgot.

What do you think?

Dressing for the salad.

I like the salad, right?

Sure, I think you're right. It's fine dressing, too.

Yeah.

I forgot to bring it. Yeah, there's a lot.

I mean,

you know, your mom's not here. It looks like you're on vegan, man. Don't think

that's incredible at all.

I need the bottom half.

Are they supposed to cook green beans?

I always forget. Uh, I think they can. They already become cooked.

I think.

I don't think anyone's going to be sick there, huh?

Yeah,

um...

Well, at least it's dead, huh?

I was just about to say, at least it's not alive.

Maybe it's jerky at this point.

We didn't make the bread. The bread is coming back to life. Look at it.

He's got, like, memory.

Yeah, we didn't buy the bread, unfortunately. Can you pass me a salad?

I'm going to have to eat something.

Is the bread edible?

What? Is it edible?

Um,

yeah. You like your food, honey?

It's a delicious thing.

I'm sorry, girls.

No,

no, we appreciate everything you do.

What? I thank you for.

Well, thank you for trying.

Dad, thank you.

You're welcome.

Is this supposed to be our wine class?

We definitely forgot wine. We are failing on all accounts.

Alright,

I think it's time we give thanks.

I'll go first. I'm thankful for my daughter.

Such a beautiful young girl.

You look like you love her so much.

I'm thankful for this.

I'm glad

that

there is food in my plate tonight because she took all my money

We're going to begin when I have a book.

I was thinking, maybe it might be because they

haven't gotten any action really.

Yeah. I haven't seen my dad with one lady. Yeah. Divorce. Yeah. Like,

literally, like, if he's ever seen one. My dad hasn't brought a girl home since.

Well, okay.

I was kind of thinking about it down there, and, like, here we are on this

but I was kind of thinking that since they haven't gotten any, and, you know,

they're, like, so stressed out, that maybe we could, like, do each other's

I mean, I'm totally thinking that way.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Okay, so I do your dad and you do mine.

Yeah, okay.

that we give back in light of the holiday season.

All right.

You don't have to do that.

No, I mean, you guys do so much for us, and we just want to show you how

thankful we are. That's part of what you have to do at first, you know?

Where does that be that you came and hung out with us?

Spent the time with us? Well, we wouldn't have it any other way.

Yeah, and I think I know what I'm thankful for now.

What are you thankful for?

You know, since you do so much for us, and we thought we'd give back to you.

Um, this... Um...

I just know that it's been really hard for you guys.

It has.

You know, without our mom here.

Uh -huh. I just want to make sure we do everything we can to take all the

pressure off of you guys.

I don't know if I'm really going to want to watch that film.

Are we gonna do this?

We can do this.

Yeah. I don't know why you're trying to save your baby.

Oh, yeah.

Huh?