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I completed the re -execute.
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Hey, what's up babe?
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What's up babe?
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Why are you dressed up sexy?
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You like that?
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You're looking hot.
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No, I thought I'd get a little dolled
up.
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You definitely accomplished that.
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Yeah. Did you see what got announced
today?
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We're going to go eat our favorite
tacos. I saw that on social media.
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Yeah, we are.
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But no, it's another 30 -day lockdown.
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When? It's starting tonight.
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It's literally everything shut down.
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How the hell are we going to eat tacos
if we're locked down, dude?
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We're going to have to go before it gets
too dark. What?
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You need to elaborate.
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You need to tell me what's happening. I
don't even know.
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Forget the tacos, okay?
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I don't think we're... We're not going
to have them for another month, so we
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just have to get over the tacos. That
food truck only goes there once a week.
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I know this, but we're going to be
inside for the next three weeks anyway,
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Let's forget about the tacos. I have a
better idea.
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You know how we set up the site and
everything?
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I thought we were doing away with that
because the lockdowns were about to end.
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Well, the lockdown is now extended, and
it hasn't ended, and I
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think we should not do away with it.
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All right, so what are you talking
about? You want to do the Rubik's Cube
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me? Look, I completed it.
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Why am I going to do a completed Rubik's
Cube?
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I'm old. I don't want to do a Rubik's
Cube.
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Isn't that cool that I completed it,
though?
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I'm very proud of you.
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Thank you. That means a lot to me. No,
you did really well. I'm really proud of
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you. I see that. You're really proud. It
looks really good.
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I can't help it. I'm old. It's not my
fault.
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I would like to get back on topic.
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Okay. What is the topic?
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I think we should do something for the
site.
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We have it already set up.
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We just don't have anything filmed. I'm
a little nervous. I already told you. I
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don't want people at work seeing it.
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It's not even going to have your face.
We'll do a POV.
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Like an at -home quarantine POV type
deal, you know?
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People will love it. Come on.
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Everybody watches porn.
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I know somebody at work is going to see
it.
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So how many people at work have seen
your dick?
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No one.
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So what are you worried about?
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You. What the fuck do you mean?
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They've seen you. Oh my gosh, whatever.
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Are you sure about this?
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Yeah. We have nothing else to do.
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Where's your phone at? What are we going
to record it on?
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You use your phone to record.
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I don't want to use my phone.
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You sure?
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I don't have enough storage.
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Your phone's not clean. I know your
girls have been taking them selfies 24
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Oh, my gosh. You sure you want me to use
my phone?
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I got it.
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Right here.
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Use your phone.
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You sure you want to do this, man?
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Yes. Come on, baby.
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Uh -huh.
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Can I?
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Look at you. Don't make me beg.
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You're acting like a little ho.
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Well, you're acting like a prude.
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I like it when you act like a ho, but
I'm getting a little excited over here.
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You look really cute.
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So... Stand up. Let me see your dress.
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Is it nice?
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It's beautiful.
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I love the color. You know it matches my
shoes.
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Yeah, it does.
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I love that.
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Back up a little bit.
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I got you.
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So, how did this thing start, by the
way?
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Um, you know, I'm not too sure.
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But I think we just do what we usually
do, you know?
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Go with the flow? Let me see if I can
get my phone on record.
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Do you want to, like, try?
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I guess. I don't know. You can tell I'm
nervous.
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Don't be nervous.
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Okay. Let me take the wheel from here.
Let me use your clock.
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Let me turn the fucking camera on. Okay.
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I think I got it. Just relax.
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I'll take it from here.
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Uh -oh. Looks like somebody's waking up.
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Okay.
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Won't be too much work on my end then.
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Someone's excited to see me.
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You're going straight for it, huh? Mm
-hmm.
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No time shall be wasted.
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Pull your shirt off.
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I'm no professional. I don't know what
I'm doing.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Clearly, you kept your shoes on.
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um um
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um um
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mmm mmm mmm
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Just like that.
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Look at me.
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I don't know.
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Good girl.
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That's hot.
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I know they're going to like that.
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You know what I think is temporary?
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Let me see.
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Let's see here.
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Mm -hmm.
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You're doing pretty good so far.
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You're looking so hot, baby.
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Thank you, my love.
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There we go.
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Do you need a pillow?
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Yeah.
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You going to bend me over right here?
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I'm going to lay back.
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Oh, yeah?
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Right where I can reach you.
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Okay.
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Tease? Yeah, it's such a tease.
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Mmm.
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yes baby
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Are you popping out? Yeah.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, baby.
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I'm like, I want you to bend me over
again.
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you want some doggy yeah
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I can't speak.
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Acrobat.
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Hmm.
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I can't get up there.
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Mm -hmm. Let's see.
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Did I apologize on our home video?
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Mm -hmm.
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It'll be a first for everyone.
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Maybe for you.
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Can we do it? Yes, we can.
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Thank you.
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Yeah I
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feel good
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baby. How
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about you?
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Yeah, where are we going?
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Yeah Only
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cuz he said it like that
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special one.
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This is the chaos. Stay there.
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Mm.
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Tears of joy. Tears of joy.
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I have a crazy idea, but I think we
could do it.
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Here's my plan.
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This is your plan?
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I like your plan.
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Just stick along.
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Stick along for the ride.
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Literally.
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That's the plan.
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See? Just the process.
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I just want to stay like this forever.
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You take your little rest. Yeah.
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Yeah, give it a little good.
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You're working a lot.
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You don't gotta go crazy.
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I'm going
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to
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drop
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my phone.
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Digit bucket.
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I don't want to kill you with these
crazy positions.
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Give me all the crazy positions.
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Is that okay with you?
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I thought so
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This
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is
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that morning sex
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Hmm.
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Fucking hot.
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Now we're making a porno.
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A lot.
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Yeah, it is. Big ass load.
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Alrighty, girl.
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You think this whole video will work?
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I think so.
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You think the boys will like it? I think
everyone will like it.
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Let's go edit this fucking thing and
post it and see how it does. Let's
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go.
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