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I completed the re -execute.

Hey, what's up babe?

What's up babe?

Why are you dressed up sexy?

You like that?

You're looking hot.

No, I thought I'd get a little dolled up.

You definitely accomplished that.

Yeah. Did you see what got announced today?

We're going to go eat our favorite tacos. I saw that on social media.

Yeah, we are.

But no, it's another 30 -day lockdown.

When? It's starting tonight.

It's literally everything shut down.

How the hell are we going to eat tacos if we're locked down, dude?

We're going to have to go before it gets too dark. What?

You need to elaborate.

You need to tell me what's happening. I don't even know.

Forget the tacos, okay?

I don't think we're... We're not going to have them for another month, so we

just have to get over the tacos. That food truck only goes there once a week.

I know this, but we're going to be inside for the next three weeks anyway,

Let's forget about the tacos. I have a better idea.

You know how we set up the site and everything?

I thought we were doing away with that because the lockdowns were about to end.

Well, the lockdown is now extended, and it hasn't ended, and I

think we should not do away with it.

All right, so what are you talking about? You want to do the Rubik's Cube

me? Look, I completed it.

Why am I going to do a completed Rubik's Cube?

I'm old. I don't want to do a Rubik's Cube.

Isn't that cool that I completed it, though?

I'm very proud of you.

Thank you. That means a lot to me. No, you did really well. I'm really proud of

you. I see that. You're really proud. It looks really good.

I can't help it. I'm old. It's not my fault.

I would like to get back on topic.

Okay. What is the topic?

I think we should do something for the site.

We have it already set up.

We just don't have anything filmed. I'm a little nervous. I already told you. I

don't want people at work seeing it.

It's not even going to have your face. We'll do a POV.

Like an at -home quarantine POV type deal, you know?

People will love it. Come on.

Everybody watches porn.

I know somebody at work is going to see it.

So how many people at work have seen your dick?

No one.

So what are you worried about?

You. What the fuck do you mean?

They've seen you. Oh my gosh, whatever.

Are you sure about this?

Yeah. We have nothing else to do.

Where's your phone at? What are we going to record it on?

You use your phone to record.

I don't want to use my phone.

You sure?

I don't have enough storage.

Your phone's not clean. I know your girls have been taking them selfies 24

Oh, my gosh. You sure you want me to use my phone?

I got it.

Right here.

Use your phone.

You sure you want to do this, man?

Yes. Come on, baby.

Uh -huh.

Can I?

Look at you. Don't make me beg.

You're acting like a little ho.

Well, you're acting like a prude.

I like it when you act like a ho, but I'm getting a little excited over here.

You look really cute.

So... Stand up. Let me see your dress.

Is it nice?

It's beautiful.

I love the color. You know it matches my shoes.

Yeah, it does.

I love that.

Back up a little bit.

I got you.

So, how did this thing start, by the way?

Um, you know, I'm not too sure.

But I think we just do what we usually do, you know?

Go with the flow? Let me see if I can get my phone on record.

Do you want to, like, try?

I guess. I don't know. You can tell I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Okay. Let me take the wheel from here. Let me use your clock.

Let me turn the fucking camera on. Okay.

I think I got it. Just relax.

I'll take it from here.

Uh -oh. Looks like somebody's waking up.

Okay.

Won't be too much work on my end then.

Someone's excited to see me.

You're going straight for it, huh? Mm -hmm.

No time shall be wasted.

Pull your shirt off.

I'm no professional. I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh, my goodness.

Clearly, you kept your shoes on.

um um

um um

mmm mmm mmm

Just like that.

Look at me.

I don't know.

Good girl.

That's hot.

I know they're going to like that.

You know what I think is temporary?

Let me see.

Let's see here.

Mm -hmm.

You're doing pretty good so far.

You're looking so hot, baby.

Thank you, my love.

There we go.

Do you need a pillow?

Yeah.

You going to bend me over right here?

I'm going to lay back.

Oh, yeah?

Right where I can reach you.

Okay.

Tease? Yeah, it's such a tease.

Mmm.

yes baby

Are you popping out? Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

I'm like, I want you to bend me over again.

you want some doggy yeah

I can't speak.

Acrobat.

Hmm.

I can't get up there.

Mm -hmm. Let's see.

Did I apologize on our home video?

Mm -hmm.

It'll be a first for everyone.

Maybe for you.

Can we do it? Yes, we can.

Thank you.

Yeah I

feel good

baby. How

about you?

Yeah, where are we going?

Yeah Only

cuz he said it like that

special one.

This is the chaos. Stay there.

Mm.

Tears of joy. Tears of joy.

I have a crazy idea, but I think we could do it.

Here's my plan.

This is your plan?

I like your plan.

Just stick along.

Stick along for the ride.

Literally.

That's the plan.

See? Just the process.

I just want to stay like this forever.

You take your little rest. Yeah.

Yeah, give it a little good.

You're working a lot.

You don't gotta go crazy.

I'm going

to

drop

my phone.

Digit bucket.

I don't want to kill you with these crazy positions.

Give me all the crazy positions.

Is that okay with you?

I thought so

This

is

that morning sex

Hmm.

Fucking hot.

Now we're making a porno.

A lot.

Yeah, it is. Big ass load.

Alrighty, girl.

You think this whole video will work?

I think so.

You think the boys will like it? I think everyone will like it.

Let's go edit this fucking thing and post it and see how it does. Let's

go.