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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

Oh! Whoa!

What’s going on on the foredeck?

ing hell.

I’ve just become lead deckhand, and I’ve bungled it up.

You’ve gotta earn your stripes, brother.

The other way, sorry.

Yeah, but it’s more fun this way.

Might be into her a little bit, I think.

A lot bit.

Where’s Alesia? Go grab her.

Hey, baby girl. What’s happening?

I don’t get told anything that’s going on.

I actually feel like I just want to cry and cry and cry.

I would really appreciate it with Alesia if you could

step away from the situation.

There’s a present in there for you.

That’s so thoughtful!

I’m gonna switch you two around this trip.

Okay.

You’ll be, like, main service.

Okay.

Yep.

Just slightly dying.

Bri, could you bring some oat milk up?

I don’t know how Marina does it.

I feel like I’m getting pulled in every direction,

and this is too much.

Rebecca and Eric are husband and wife.

The guests would like a circus-themed evening,

including a tasting menu to fit the theme.

Just clowning around.

8:30, dinner up here.

It’s gonna take an hour to set it up.

- All right, I’ll see you. - Make sure you look good.

- Is the wind increasing? - Oh no!

This is the windiest it’s ever been!

- This is all ruined. - No!

Is the wind increasing?

Oh dear.

This is the windiest it’s even been.

Oh God.

Grab the monkey, the monkey’s going.

What is with this wind?

That just came out of nowhere.

This is not good.

Oh my God.

All right, let’s get it downstairs.

I can’t risk doing this during dinner.

Now we’ve got 30 minutes.

Quick, quick, quick, quick. Start running this stuff down.

It was looking so good.

Beautiful little cheffy.

I don’t even know how we’re going to do the acts.

There’s no room down there.

Oh my God. This is all ruined.

This is literally all stuck together.

This----ing sucks.

Sh--.

Okay, these are their scorecards.

Cutlery.

Plates we don’t need.

- Marina, you can do the drinks. - Okay.

Shots with the boys.

Friends hanging out. Let’s do some shots, guys.

Bloody nightmare.

This circus dinner is probably

the most complicated one of the season.

We have many courses and circus acts to match.

We have a strongman, a magician,

naughty clowns, a contortionist.

I even have a giraffe I need to wrangle tonight.

I want it to be perfect, but there is so much to do

and we really don’t have much time.

Cheers, you bunch of - ing freaks. Let’s go.

Is everyone happy with what they’re doing

- on their performance? - Mm-hmm.

Captain Jason.

They’re going to serve the food, then we’re going

to clear the food, and then your act’s going to go on, yeah?

- Okay. - Harry, you’re first.

Oh, crap.

We’ve got to stick our stuff on you as well.

We’ve got to stick our stuff on you.

- I know. - Am I third course?

Yeah, you’ll be after the truffle popcorn.

Adair and I are doing the clown trick.

A pie of cream in the face.

Who’s getting the cream pie in the face?

I would not be mad about a cream pie.

I’m following.

Just wanted to make sure that you’re understanding the genius.

I like that.

Okay, thanks guys. Amazing. That looks wicked.

- Yeah, that’s cute. - Love that. Love that.

Still looks really good.

Do you want to get changed quickly?

Woo-hoo.

In terms of room flipping, cabin flipping.

We’re going to have to just work on that when we can.

Yeah.

It’s just going to have to be in between each meal.

Yeah.

Are those all...

I’d rather be naked than wear this.

This dress. Oh.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever worn in my life.

What’s on the menu tonight, chef?

Okay, we’re going to start with

the deviled eggs they requested.

Fantastic.

And then truffle popcorn,

blooming fried onion with this sauce that I’m doing now.

Delicious. Very circus.

Well, of course it’s circus.

I love a fun theme.

This is when I can really bring some theatrical stuff in.

Playful dishes, but also elevate them.

I want to keep the guests guessing and go,

oh, I never thought it could be like that.

Turn that back on and do the onions.

Will you take a photo please, Tzarina?

Oh, it’s all right. I don’t want to be in it.

- It’s fine. - You can be in it.

No, it’s fine.

Go into character. You have to flex.

Oh, wait.

Jesus Christ, I don’t know if I want to go next to that thing.

I don’t need a photo or anything.

Oh God.

They’re good.

That’s so funny.

All right. Couple more shots.

To the circus that’s about to happen tonight.

Let’s go.

Woo!

- Let’s go. - Let’s go.

Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.

All crew, all crew, the guests are coming.

Welcome to the circus.

Wow.

- Oh my God. - Hello!

This is amazing.

We have some whiskey sours for you guys.

And soon enough, our famous acts will start.

Oh!

I’m over the moon being on service.

I’m really happy that Lara gave me this chance

and I really want to prove that this is the right move

because I want to grow in this industry.

I need to understand what the big dogs do.

- 10. - Yay!

- Thank you. - 10!

He’s got the whip!

I’m not going to have a radio on me,

so I’m going to put it behind the bar just so you know.

No, but I haven’t got my earpiece in.

Captain Jason, this is a little awkward.

I know.

We’re dressing like each other.

This is deviled eggs. This is mushroom.

Bri, we’re going to have to turn the cabins over.

Of course.

And truffle tapenade.

Let’s focus on bed, towels.

I’m done with this day.

I’m defeated.

Deviled egg.

No!

10!

- Big deviled egg guy. - Yeah.

To the casino circus.

Woo!

- That’s delicious. - Yeah. Really, really good.

- This deviled egg. - Oh, wow.

I’m Overworked chef.

Bri, can you just come to the crew mess, please?

On my way. Sh--.

They eat quick.

- How was that? Good? - Fantastic.

It was incredible.

Are you ready?

Put it in here.

When I ask you to grab the onions, I will need them.

Okay.

I’ll tell you when.

Let’s do it.

Oh! Oh! Yay.

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to meet our gentle giant.

Welcome, our giraffe.

Yes! Yes!

So, Harry the Giraffe we rescued from Sydney, Australia.

He has a big, long, stiff neck.

10!

I wear the spots in this relationship.

Fantastic.

Good job. Good job. Amazing.

All right. Let me get my walkie

because I’m going to go upstairs.

What is this?

Truffle popcorn with Parmesan cheese.

Grated cashews.

They look freaking sick. Smashing it.

Just breathe.

So here we have a truffle popcorn with Parmesan cheese.

- Thank you. - Oh, cute.

We’ve got towels.

We need two bath towels, one hair towel,

one floor mat, one washcloth.

Two bath towels, one hair mat, one floor mat, one washcloth.

Yep.

- Marina? - Yeah?

Okay.

Bri, are you all right to meet me in the crew mess in a minute?

Prepare to be amazed by our contortionist.

- Woo! - Yeah!

Let’s go, girl.

Woo!

Wow!

How does she do it?

Incredible. Incredible.

What else can she contort?

Good job, good job.

See this hole?

That’s where I need to put the thingy in,

so that needs to be facing me.

Yeah. Perfect.

Ladies and gentlemen, showcasing his immense strength,

our muscle man.

Woo!

What’s the act that's on now?

Now it’s Nic.

Oh!

Let me ask you a question.

Is it wrong to be strong?

No!

Lara, Lara, galley, how’s it looking?

Whoa!

All right, so they’re going to be messing around

a bit up there.

I might need to re-smoke these.

Lara, Lara, galley.

Hello? Cheffy is in the galley, in a stupid little hat.

I still need timing and communication.

Is this a dirty Shirley? I think it is.

Adair, can you meet me in the crew mess?

Remind me, Tzarina, what this is?

- The onion. - The blooming onion?

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, I love that.

Wow.

They’re smoking us up.

Thank you so much. Wow.

Wow.

Is that a little blooming onion?

Oh, my God.

My favorite food of all time.

Best day of my life.

- Bri? - Yes.

How long do you reckon their act’s going to be?

Probably not too long, like five minutes.

I reckon I can plate.

Do you reckon I can plate?

No, not yet. Not yet.

They’ve got to do their act first.

Around the table to the primary.

I need to know when to plate.

So everything can be ready.

They’re going to be like five minutes.

Then I’ll tell you when they go up.

All right.

Girls, girls, girls. Quick, quick, quick.

With their colorful costumes and playful antics,

we now have our hilarious and mischievous clown.

Uh-oh.

Hey!

Thank you.

Oh!

- Yeah? - Spin it!

Here comes the other clown!

- Spin it! - Oh!

- Oh, no! - Here we go! We got more!

Oh, no!

Alesia and I are the naughty clowns.

So we get the pie, and we put it around the table.

Who are we going to hit?

Maybe the captain. Maybe the primary.

Oh, no!

Oh!

The commitment.

Thing was all messed up the whole time.

- That was unreal. - That was amazing.

- That was brilliant. - That was amazing.

So you guys might as well just chill for a bit.

Could you roll up those zucchinis a bit for me?

Yes, of course.

I’m not a magician.

I can’t magically see what’s happening upstairs.

I feel like I’m completely forgotten about.

But she has to understand these theme nights, we share.

It’s not The Lara Show.

What time is it? We need the next course.

Let’s go! Let's go!

- That was unreal. - That was so good.

So you guys might as well just chill for a bit.

I was so ready to take it to the face.

’s sake.

You might want to just run up in between these little bits.

All right, guys.

- Oh. - There you are.

Amazing.

We have a roasted chicken with a butternut puree, cauliflower,

- and sweet potatoes. - Damn.

Okay. Enjoy.

Oh, that puree.

- Adair, I’m here. - Okay.

Bri, Bri, could you come to the bar, please?

This rockiness of just getting thrown all over,

it’s overwhelming.

It just changes every three seconds.

And I can’t be everywhere at once.

I need to get into my bunny thing.

So I’m going to let you girls do the clearing and everything.

And then go back to your cabins.

He looks good in his hot pants, doesn’t he?

I can’t believe you're doing the laundry like that.

I’m less sweaty than the uniform.

Oh, thank you so much.

You looks so cute!

How’s it looking?

Are they happy with the food? Are we nearly ready?

- I’m ready. - Do they like it?

- They loved it. - Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, you will now

meet the master of illusion.

Communication has been bare minimum tonight.

Prepare to be astounded.

I shall require a volunteer.

There you go. You go do it. Go do it, Reagan. Go do it.

Take a seat.

Now, my lady, what is your favorite animal?

A sloth.

I heard bunny.

- A bunny rabbit, yes. - A bunny rabbit, ah, well.

Zabula-de-ba-pa-pow!

10!

Oh, what a mess tonight.

Good evening. And good night!

- Freaking amazing, well done! - Well done.

Well done.

This night’s great, but we're just all over the place.

Oh, me.

That’s bloody exhausting.

Good work, well done.

- You did really well. - Thank you.

I’m really proud of my team.

For them to be able to come together, bring their ideas,

and really just work in unison and pull this off,

look, it’s a great feeling.

This is the level I’ve been striving for all season.

Really well done.

I don’t know if I can have the crew mess as my domain

as well as this.

I’m really struggling.

Okay.

- 7:00 start? - Yes, please.

Marina, Marina, Lara,

how are you getting on in the main salon?

It’s good. We’re just vacuuming the floors.

Bri, Bri, Lara.

As soon as you’re done in cabins

try and get to bed before 12 if you can.

Copy that.

Dude, I’m exhausted.

Have an excellent night.

Thank you so much.

I’m glad you had a great night.

- Absolutely. - See you tomorrow.

I’m, like, very annoyed right now.

Are you okay, honey bun?

Did you have a fun night?

Mm-hmm.

- You did great. - Thank you. So did you.

I was wondering if I could talk to you tomorrow

- about the crew mess. - Yes.

To be honest, I’m drowning in my workload.

It’s, like, some days I can do it

and some days I just can’t.

It depends on...

Okay, what are you struggling with?

Well, I don’t have enough hours in the day.

I can do the clear-up. I can take the plates in.

I can wipe the tables down.

I just don’t want to be solely responsible

for the crew mess.

But lunch clear-up, dinner clear-up is meant to be yours.

I just can’t do it.

Okay.

Look, I’ve still got all the floors to scrub.

Sorry, I don’t want to cut it short.

It’s just that if I carry on talking to you,

it’s gonna be later and later.

Okay.

All right, this is being a pain in the ass.

Over here.

Hey, hey. You all right?

- Sure? - Sure.

- Sure? - Thanks.

- Happy? Going to bed? - Mm-hmm.

Okay. Sleep well.

Thank you.

Get some good sleep, yeah?

I’m just grabbing your whites.

What’s happening?

Baby. What’s going on?

I don’t know.

What is it?

I’m just like... overwhelmed.

Baby... What’s going on?

It’s just feel like...

on housekeeping, I’m trying to keep up with it

and do it right, and I feel like I’m not doing it

as good as it should be,

and then I’ve been also doing a lot of service with it,

so it’s just getting pulled in every direction,

- every second, and I’m like... - It’s too much, isn't it?

Yeah, just today, though, today was just like...

You’re doing great, baby.

Thank you.

- You can always come to me. - I love you.

I know. Thank you.

- I love you. - I love you so much.

It was here.

- Ready for bed? - Yeah.

Thank you very much for everything tonight.

- You’ve smashed it. - Thank you.

Of course. My pleasure.

See you tomorrow.

Old-fashioned sweeping.

Ugh.

- Ruby? - Hello.

I’ve come to see you.

How are you?

I’m just happy that went like that, so well.

That was amazing.

What a day, though. I’m----ing exhausted.

- Oh, my God. - Right?

You put together a great, great night.

- Killed it. - Out of the park.

I know how stressed Lara is and how much she has on her plate,

so even if I’m not feeling 100%, I’ll get over it.

Sometimes I feel like I just need to be

a rock for everybody, but yeah.

- Love you. - Mwah.

- See you in the morning. - See you in the morning.

I missed you.

Drop off day, baby.

It is drop off day.

Good morning.

Morning, how is the most beautiful woman

in the whole wide room?

I don’t know, I’m asking you.

Ooh!

Right, I know what I’m doing.

- They’re having brunch. - Yes, chef, yes.

And then I need you to do the salmon platter,

seeing as you’re making them look so beautiful now.

- I can do that. - I know you can.

Because you’re getting the hang of it now,

la la la la la, we’re dancing, dancing.

- Good morning. - Morning, how are you?

Can I get you anything?

No worries.

I spoke with Lara about hopefully relieving me

of my crew mess responsibilities.

It should be everyone’s responsibility.

Like I clear, but I don’t clean.

Just don’t have time.

Yeah, it’s a bit too much.

We’re all good. We’re almost there.

Did you manage this morning?

- Alesia? - Pardon?

Did you manage to do the crew mess this morning?

I just wiped the surface.

But you didn’t clear up.

I haven’t had time.

Yeah, you didn’t vacuum or anything.

No, no, no, I never vacuum, I’ve never had time,

I’ve never been able to do it.

If she does it, then she won’t have any breaks at all.

What, like 15 minutes in the crew mess?

- You know it’s not 15 minutes. - Well, it is.

It’s literally just a vacuum and a wipe and clear away.

Well, it’s 15 minutes and someone

in your department can do it.

You’re not letting me have any help.

We’ll talk about it later.

No, we won’t.

I will, to Captain.

You’re good, don't worry.

That was a very bitchy comment.

Very, very bitchy.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Grab the bun.

Appreciate that.

- And a green juice to boot. - And the green juice.

- So these can go up. - These are gorgeous.

Tzarina. The guests are at the table.

Copy.

This is perfect.

Thank you so much.

- What’s that from? - Cream.

Oh, that’s gross.

It’s going to stay there forever now.

- Oh, yes. - Avocado toast.

Incredible.

Well, can we start? I see no reason to wait.

Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.

This is not a fork and knife situation.

Is she joking?

That was very good avocado toast.

- Yeah, that was so yummy. - Nice.

Oh, wow. What is this?

Is that a little crepes station?

Stunning.

These are lava. These are lava.

Well, I don’t know how the girls want to do it

- because they’re pretty hot. - All right.

Oh, my God.

Somebody take a picture of that, please.

No way. Yeah, can you get a...

That’s actually one thing I’m kind of upset about

is I didn’t take enough pictures of the food.

Love the classic sound of the shutter.

- It’s hot. - Okay. Thank you.

- Hey. - Hey.

What’s up?

Need a kiss right now.

Do you insist?

- Okay. Bye. - Okay.

I’m here any time.

These are very hot.

That’s... I’m not putting that out.

I can’t serve it.

- Oh, you want to take this up? - Yeah.

Leave it cool for a bit.

Frick.

I’m going to need another hand on service, please.

- Did you hear that? - Yeah, I did.

Tray’s going over someone’s head.

I need you to have a hand just in case the eggs fall off.

- Okay? - I think you’ll be fine.

Can I have a stewardess on service, please?

Can I give that to you?

Oh.

We can’t serve those hot things.

They’re, like, scalding.

You can.

No, they’re literally...

The guests are going to burn their hands.

So they’re going to...

Would you like a plate to put them on?

They’re going to pick them up off the plate.

Me and Bri just burnt our hands on that.

I’ve done this dish for almost 16 years

and never had a complaint about it being that hot.

Well, would you pick it up with your hands?

You don’t pick it up in your hands.

- You have it... - It’s a bowl.

How are they meant to serve themselves?

They have one individually each.

me.

Now you’re being a dickhead.

I’m being the dickhead?

You have been so unorganized,

you’re the one who came in too late.

- Too late for what? - To come in.

- To come in for what? - For work.

Are you joking me?

You have absolutely no right to say that, Tzarina.

It’s hot.

Right, now you’re being a dickhead.

I’m being a dickhead?

You’re the one who came in too late, okay?

- Too late for what? - Oh, my God.

- Come in for what? - For work.

Are you joking me?

You have absolutely no right to say that, Tzarina.

I don’t even think she was that late.

I just kind of wanted to wind her up a bit.

How----ing dare you?

Is that bad?

That is ruthless.

That is cunning behavior, like.

To not just tear at someone’s personality,

but their professionalism.

Oh!

- Thank you so much. - You’re welcome.

That woman, I swear to God.

Little miss micro-manager.

She just told me I’m late for work

and that’s why everyone was picking up my mess.

- I’m, like, shaking. - I know.

Honestly, I’m done with her.

It’s just annoying, though.

How many times have I had to, like...

Jason, Jason, galley.

Are you available for ten minutes

and what’s your location?

I’m in the bridge.

All right. I’ll see you there now. Thank you.

Bring it on. Bring it on.

- Oh! - Bring it on.

- Hi, Captain. - Cheffy, what’s going on?

I just need a bit of advice because I just shouted at Lara.

Yeah. What happened?

It’s a lot of little things,

but I think there’s been a bit of build-up.

Like, she doesn’t let me say no to her.

It has anything to do with me, she just doesn’t care.

This morning, she came in, guns blazing,

telling Alesia to completely do the crew mess,

like, restocking, wiping down, doing the floors and everything.

I’m just like, if you do that,

she’s not going to get a break at all.

It’s just really interrupting the way

that I’m trying to run my galley.

Tzarina got fired from my boat.

I wonder why.

It was a little bit up and down on our first boat together.

It was.

Lara and I have worked together before.

The beginning was going really well,

and then we started clashing.

Tzarina actually got let go from my old yacht.

She pissed off the captain.

He didn’t like her food.

Her negativity was overwhelming.

She was trying to take my sous-chef

all the time to work in interior,

and because of that, I had to leave the boat.

I bet she says she left 100%.

I feel like she has so much control on her other boat,

and she feels like she can run this one.

I just got to the stage this morning where I was just like,

I need to stick up for myself.

I’m glad you've come to me.

There’s two sides to every story,

and I always hear out the other side.

We’ll have a mediation this afternoon.

I really appreciate it.

Lara and Tzarina are friends,

and if they’re going to make things personal at work,

especially two heads of department,

it’s not good for morale,

and we don’t want it on the boat.

We don’t want another circus. We just finished one.

- Thank you. - All right.

Are you done or are you still going?

I’m done. I’m beyond full. Thank you.

Really good.

Okay, deck, let me know when you’re ready to start lifting.

Yeah, copy that on my way.

How are you this morning?

I’ve lost my delirious energy.

You don’t look you've lost any energy at all.

Well, we need your positive vibes.

It’s your smile. It gives me energy.

Oh, where’s my peeler?

’Cause I can say that I find you appealing.

That one always tickles me.

Yeah.

He’s like a little Labrador, isn’t he?

I’m a bit of a soft puppy and a bit of a romantic,

and I’m definitely finding her attractive.

He’s just there like... Love me.

Just, like, he loves to have fun.

And I don’t know, he's just, like, he’s quite cute, isn't he?

I’m going to be 30 soon.

You know, I want a family, I want to settle down.

I think that energy is coming across a lot more lately,

and girls are either going to run from that or run to it.

After everything that went down with Johnny,

emotionally, I’m just not...

I’m not in the mood to take on another conquest.

So I’m happy to play around, I’m happy to flirt,

but maybe just concentrating on my job

would be probably the best thing I should do right now.

Expect more of that, guys.

You’re in for it now.

- You flaked before, yeah? - No.

All you do is you go in there and you just want to make sure

it doesn’t pile on top of each other and make a pyramid.

You just want to kind of move it around.

- It’s hard work. - Yeah.

- So see how you go. - Okay.

- Where’s the stick? - Behind you.

Make sure your hands are clear, yeah?

Okay.

Just started hauling.

Let’s see how this turns out.

- All good? - Yep. Good.

Harry, wait, Harry!

Holding.

And how are we going up forward?

Adair.

Hauled up in the chain,

it’s pulling the hook down into the hole.

Keep communications going.

- Adair. - Huh?

Adair, if I let it down, it should come free of the links.

I can’t hear you.

Harry, how’s that anchor going?

- Adair. - Oh, my God.

Harry, do you copy?

Adair. Adair!

What the ?

Hold on, my boat hook is stuck.

How’s that anchor going?

Oh my God.

Harry, do you copy?

Adair. Adair!

What the ?

- It’s coming out. - It’s pinned up.

Just holding while we flake the chain.

And you’re having issues already?

Yeah, I might swap out and go down there and flake.

Agh...

Why is it always jamming?

It’s right there, I just can’t get it.

So we should be coming up to yellow.

- Let the chain out. - Okay.

Listen to when I say stop.

Okay.

Let the captain.

Setting some chain out for Harry.

- No, out, down. - Down.

- Down. - Yes.

Out, down.

Stop.

The boat hook is stuck, stand by.

Stand by?

What other----ing choice have I got?

I’m not happy.

I need good communication up forward.

I need to know where that anchor is at all times.

Harry wanted to be a lead deckhand,

he needs to use his voice like one.

- You got it? - Freed the boat hook.

Yay! Harry got it. Holy moly.

Okay, can someone tell me what’s going on, please?

Nine o’clock.

Anchor is to the water line.

Copy.

Nice work, Harry. Sorry for the stress.

We’ve got to get better at that.

I’ll see you back there.

See you there, mate.

- Seychelles! - Seychelles!

Yes!

You’re so speedy at washing up today, little one.

♪ So I can cook in the galley

Wow.

One last cheers, but a great trip.

Amazing.

All ready on the stern, Cap.

You’ve got 25 meters from the pier.

- Cleared to swing. - Cleared to swing.

30 meters to the dock, 25 meters to lock off.

Second buoys in line with the R, three meters.

You remember the cleat?

Just this one next to the white electrical box.

Okay, you got some extra line to throw.

You need more than that.

10 meters to the dock.

Should have our spring line on shortly.

Right on the money.

Okay, lock that off.

- Smooth. - Tossed it like a G.

You’re nice and tight there.

Get another wrap on.

Lock it off.

Okay, we’re shutting down.

Thanks, buddy.

And tie it up back on right here.

All crew, all crew, change to your epaulettes.

All crew, all crew, meet me on the main deck aft

for guest departure, let’s get ready.

Well done, everyone.

Here they come.

Woo!

Thank you so much. It was so much fun.

Thank you.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Oh my goodness.

This is by far the best experience we’ve ever had.

The best adventure.

Yeah, it’s all downhill from here.

We just want to show our appreciation for you guys.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

Thank you so much.

That was a 10!

See you next charter, right?

Bye, guys.

Thank you.

So just get your blues on,

and maybe do some rubbish and be standing by for a call.

Got a blister on my hand from lines.

Have a boo-boo.

That looked like a thick envelope.

- It’s at least 20. - Unless it’s a bunch of ones.

ing dogs.

All crew, please meet in the main salon for tip meeting.

On our way.

Where do I sit, here?

You get to sit next to me.

- Hey, bestie. - Hi.

Hey, captain.

Another one bites the dust.

Food was great. Service was fantastic.

Marina, you’re doing well.

Tip.

The tip this charter was $23,000.

- Ooh! - Nice.

$1,770 per person.

So that just shows what energy it can give you.

Okay? The helmet.

Look, Harry, this is yours, my friend.

You are lead deckhand.

I need you to open your mouth.

Others need to know that you’re there to give leadership.

So here it is, my friend.

Oh, thank you.

Yay!

Message received, captain.

I’m not going to blow it again.

Tonight, go up and have some dinner and drinks

and enjoy yourself. Okay? Thank you very much.

- I appreciate it. - Thanks, captain.

Lara, stay here with Tzarina, please.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

That was weird.

Lunch will be ready soon.

Lara, Tzarina, I think it’s time that we air it out

and not leave anything that we regret behind.

So let’s get to that point.

Are you willing to get to that point?

- Personally, no. - No.

Sorry.

I’m just, I'm kind of done.

Nothing I say is going to get through.

So I’m just...

Personally...

I can’t, can't, sorry, I can’t do this.

Righto.

I don’t know where that’s coming from.

She can’t even be an adult and have a conversation

because she might actually have to admit that she has faults

and that she is not perfect.

- Sorry. - No problem.

- Yay. - We did it.

Yay.

And I’ve got the helmet.

I know. It looks so good.

- Really? - I choose you.

I just need shoes that aren’t yellow Crocs.

- Lara? - Mm-hm?

Can I have permission to come in and talk to you personally?

Mm-hm.

I don’t know of those deep-rooted issues

- between you and... - Yeah.

Well, there shouldn’t be. That’s the thing.

It seems like there is.

We’ve been really good friends for years

and the last person I ever thought

I would have this reaction with is her.

I am working so hard to, like, put it all together.

And then Tzarina’s got the audacity to say to me today

that I woke up late.

I’m so mad that she said that to me.

I don’t want to see any arguing in the galley

when there’s other crew members there

between two heads of the department.

- That’s where I'm stepping in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what, as well, it’s just this whole Alesia thing.

I’ve had Alesia in tears, like, saying she can’t carry on.

And now it’s all lovey-dovey.

And I’m like, what?

Like, this is so weird. Like, it’s all fake.

Like, and I can’t... I’m just...

I’m really struggling.

Let’s just get through the rest of the season.

No passive-aggressive stuff.

You both are good friends

and you don’t want to walk out of here

that can’t be patched up again.

I know. Sometimes it’s hard when you’re like,

- I’m working my ass off. - I understand that.

- You’re doing a great job. - Thank you.

Okay? The charter was fantastic.

Everything’s going well up there.

You should be very proud of it

and actually not let anyone buckle that.

And if they do buckle it, just buckle it back with grace.

Just go, whatever.

Yeah.

But just no more yelling and set a good example

- for the rest of the crew. - Mm-hmm.

Why is this so miserable?

Why, why, why, why, why, why?

This is the dirtiest towel I’ve ever seen.

Did you just use my towel?

Time to get dressed.

You’re dressed to kill.

Are Tzarina and Lara okay?

Uh... Um, I would say not.

I was like, oh, was she late?

She was like, no, she wasn’t actually late,

but I just wanted to upset her.

And I was there like...

Lara’s on the verge of breakdown every day

because she’s just giving everything she has to her job.

Don’t try and trigger her.

Maybe let’s try and take triggers away,

- right, for everyone. - Yeah.

I really don’t get that.

Yeah, I thought that was savage.

Okay, let’s go, guys.

- Shall we? - All right, I’m ready.

I was going to hold hand with Nic, but fine.

- Sorry, Nic. - It’s okay.

There we are, precious.

Thanks, darling. I’ll go in the back.

- Ready to go out? - Yeah.

What are you guys going to be doing?

Are you going to do anything soon?

Oh, look at Van 2. Look at Van 2 back there.

Wow, Van 2 looks so good.

- Nate, who do you fancy? - Thank you.

You know, I... a reciprocal.

Reciprocal, so basically anyone with a pulse?

No.

A late arrival.

Trying to make his way through the world.

- I wish. I wish. - Yeah. It is.

Oh, my God, look how cute that is at the end.

Everyone out.

This looks amazing.

Oh, I think that’s our dinner table.

I’ll go in here. I’ll go here.

Speech, speech, speech.

Okay.

Oh, pushed to the end.

You have the strawberry and Koko Takamaka?

Yeah.

How can you even say that without stuttering?

Coconut, strawberry, gule-mana-mana.

Do you want that?

I would like a pina colada mocktail, please.

Mocktail.

I’m going to start with a chicken...

Could I please get spring rolls?

- Cheers all. - Cheers all.

Charter seven.

Charter seven, very well done.

- 23 grand. - Everybody killed it.

Oh, look, they’re tiny.

I like how little they are.

I love tiny things.

What about a small finger?

Your prayers have been answered.

Your prayers have been answered.

Whoa, I think I just slept with my eyes open.

I didn’t think that was a thing.

No...

Boys’ bathroom chat.

Bathroom where boys go to become men

and men go to share their feelings and hype each other up.

You can even go pee.

It’s a boys' bathroom chat.

I know what my play is tonight, dude.

I’m a sucker for a cutie patootie.

I did see a little pizazz come in my direction.

I like if I’m liked.

And I’m not going to beat out of the bush, you know?

You guys are getting all cutesy.

I’m feeling left out.

I’m a cutesy-wootsie little man.

I want cuddles. I want a little bit of flirting.

That’s what we all want.

I don’t think you're going to know how receptive she is

until we get out, you know, to dance.

Yeah.

Just go out there and cut some shapes.

Have a great time with the lads and the ladies.

Oh, I wish I could unhear that.

Cut some shapes.

Let’s go, shall we?

- Good chat. - Yeah, good chat.

Oh, you little slut.

Oh, yeah.

- Well, we ride kangaroos. - This way?

The bugs are getting in our drinks.

Yeah, we got to smash them all.

Sorry.

So, Alesia told me that after, like, Tzarina said that thing

to you about waking up late.

She was like, I don’t even know what time

she was supposed to wake up, but I knew that would make her mad.

She knew it would get under her skin.

I don’t get the mentality of it.

I don’t get why you'd want to wind someone up

or say something to upset someone.

Like, I don’t get it.

Why would you do that? Like...

For her to make up this lie to upset me,

I’m starting to wonder whether our friendship was ever real.

It just shows me that I can’t trust Tzarina.

You all right? What’s wrong?

Emotionally, I catapulted, like, back to school,

where it was, like, really hard for me,

and, like, the cliquey, bitchy bullies.

This brings back a lot.

It’s not good, Harry.

What happened?

She won’t talk to me. She won’t look at me.

I----ing want my friend.

- You’ve got your friend. - No, I don’t.

She----ing hates me.

No, she doesn’t at all.

I thought this was going to be, like, our season,

that we’d take over and laugh about,

and we were amazing, and now she hates me.

Next on "Below Deck Down Under"...

Look at Alesia and Nate.

Woo!

Does Alesia have time to do the crew mess or not?

Because she’s on the hamster wheel.

There’s stuff to be done.

Drop the----ing crew mass.

H, you’re doing the calls.

What I say has to be bang on.

20 meters, mid...

What’s going on, Harry?

Come on, Harry. You can do this.

Harry, I’m not hearing any talks.