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How long is this going to take?

Alex, good to see you too.

What's up?

This is stupid. I don't need to talk to you.

You don't need to talk to me?

No.

Hey, listen.

You're my aunt. You're not even my teacher.

This is fucking dumb.

Listen, I'm just trying to help out.

You know that I work here at the school.

He asked for me to help you out, and that's what I'm going to do.

Okay? You're almost failing every single class.

That's not that... How, I mean... I'm going to... How are you going to go to

college if you, you know?

What are you going to do?

I don't even want to go to college. I'm going to become a rapper.

Okay, well, ambitions are good, but... I'm going to

help you out, all right?

You just got to give me a good, solid hour after school.

Okay, maybe we just do it later, because I've got to meet some friends anyway in

a little bit, so this is kind of inconvenient for me right now.

This is when we're going to do it, all right?

And I really need you to concentrate and focus.

Did you read your lit assignment?

Yeah. She said that's what you're doing the worst in?

I don't know.

Maybe. No.

You know your mother and I care about you.

We want you to succeed, all right?

So, chapter one, right?

What? Did you, where are your books? Pull out your little pad and paper.

Tell me you've at least got notes.

Yeah, I got notes.

Those are blank pages.

This is probably the wrong notebook.

I probably forgot.

It'd be tougher than I thought.

All right.

Maybe we need to start.

Where's your book?

I don't have it. You don't have it.

So you're unprepared as well.

I don't even need to be here. This is stupid.

Just because you're my aunt, you think you can, like, make me? I'm just trying

to, like, I don't want my mom to give me shit. You don't have a pencil either?

No. Here.

Take notes.

I need your attention over here. What? I'm taking notes.

Don't make me be this stern with you.

Okay, whatever.

All right, I'm paying attention.

And now what are we doing?

What? Doodling?

I'm not.

That was already there.

Look at me.

What?

This is going to have to stop.

Do you understand?

Okay.

Acting up in school, not focusing on your studies, is a serious issue.

I know.

Hey, I'm offering up my time here.

You gotta give something back.

Okay, okay.

I am.

Let's continue.

Okay. I'm taking notes.

You seem to have forgotten your book.

We'll have a reading assignment for next week.

Okay. All right. Okay.

I won't do that anymore.

I'll take notes now.

I've had about enough of this.

Okay.

Fine. Let's just do this.

Yeah. I'll be serious.

Let's just do this. I'll be serious now.

I hope you're paying attention, and I hope that you're going to read that

assignment next week. I am. Because listen, if you don't have it read...

And if you don't bring your book, I'm going to have a nice little copy here.

And we're going to have story time, just like you're in preschool.

Okay. Like you're a little fucking kid, all right?

All right.

And you're not the only one that can swear in this room. It's not school time

right now.

Don't mess with me. Good. I don't give a shit.

No wonder your mother's stressed out.

What?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Oh.

Yeah, I'm going to eat my meat.

Unbelievable.

I got a boner.

Unbelievable. I usually jerk off by this time. In front of your aunt?

Put that away.

Put it away for me.

My balls are out now.

Listen, you little shit.

Stand up right now.

No. Get up.

You think this is funny? Is this a joke to you?

Yeah. You think your auntie's a pushover?

Yeah. Is that what you think?

Yeah. Go ahead. Keep jerking off.

All right, I will.

Is that hysterical?

Well, that's...

Extremely funny.

I'm laughing hysterically.

All right.

All right, I'll play your game. You can't stop me.

Well, I'm not going to stop you.

I'm rolling my wiener on the paper. Go ahead.

You love the game, huh?

Yeah. I like to play, too.

You know?

Hey. Ow!

Ow!

Ow, stop!

Don't do that. Let go, let go, let go. Is that her?

Let go, let go. Oh. Ow!

What's the matter?

Come on, don't do it. Oh, I'm just playing.

Ow! Oh, it's funny.

It's not, I heard.

It's funny.

Okay, I'll put it away. Ow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Ow! Ow!

Why'd you do that?

You got the nerve to go ahead and jerk off in front of your aunt?

Look, is it funny when your aunt jerks you off?

Is that funny?

Is that funny?

A little bit.

How about that? Is that funny too?

Is that funny too?

Please, please, it hurts.

How funny is that? Don't do that. Oh, I think that's extremely funny.

Don't do that, please.

Okay, it's not funny, it's not funny.

Ow! Come on, please, please.

Who's laughing now, Alex?

Who's laughing now?

I'm sorry. I won't do it again. I won't do it again. In my classroom?

Ow.

Ow. Come on. Sit down.

Ow. Come over here and sit down.

What are you going to do to me? Ow.

Ow. Ow.

Look at that.

Ow.

That hurts really bad. I need to go to the nurse, I think.

She's already been home for the day. I'm the nurse.

Oh, let me make it better for you.

Let me make it better for you, Alex.

Are you

ready to study now?

Yeah.

You think it's funny to draw perverted pictures on your paper when

I'm putting effort into you?

I told you, I don't have to do this.

Your mother asked me to do a favor.

I'm here to help.

If I'm going to put effort in, so are you, mister.

Okay.

So we just... Is

that

funny?

Is that funny?

No, it's a little bit weird.

Oh.

But... Is it weird that you're jerking off in my class? Pulling your dick out

front of your aunt?

No, no, that's weirder, I guess.

How weird.

Why should you look like that?

Two of us can play that game.

I've never, like, had one of these before.

You know, they teach you in school, when you become a teacher, that you have to

find a way through to children.

You have to find a way through to a hard -headed or hard -something young man

like you.

Besides, it's pretty decent looking.

Thank you.

And what'd you say? You never had one of these before.

Do you think I believe you?

I'm serious.

Girls don't really like me that much.

Gee, I wonder why.

Because you're fucking stupid.

Ow!

Yeah, because I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.

And I might actually enjoy it while I do it.

Do whatever you say.

Say that again.

You're going to do what?

I'll do everything you say.

I'll behave myself.

That's right, you will.

I'll be good. I'll be good. I promise.

Mm -hmm.

You'd better be very good.

And you're actually, like, really hot.

That's getting better.

Have you ever tasted that before?

No.

Have you ever felt that before?

Guess where I'm gonna put that.

Okay.

What did I tell you about giving back?

What did I tell you?

I can't remember.

That you're going to have to make it good.

And that you're going to have to give back, too.

I was a good boy.

You gave back.

Now sit down, mister. We're going to get this studying done.

Okay. And put your dick away.

Yes.