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(VOCALISTS, UPBEAT THEME TUNE) ♪ All aboard

♪ There's a whole galaxy to explore (Galaxy to explore)

♪ Roll call ♪

Adam!

(TYRES SCREECHING) Speedy!

(CHOMP) Bubby!

(GIGGLING) Zuzu!

(BLEEPS) (FEMALE) Shelby!

♪ Blasting off to save the day

♪ Making friends along the way

♪ Working together there's nothing we can't do

♪ Adam loves adventure

♪ Adventure with you ♪

(LIGHT MUSIC)

(SHELBY) I think we've got a problem, crew.

Whatever this is, it isn't on any of my maps.

(GASPING)

This place is cursed!

Ghost ships, weird noises,

and space travellers who are never seen again!

Ahh!

Then how did YOU hear about them, Bubby?

It's all right here.

"Terrifying Tales of the Giggling Expanse"!

Ghost ships, huh?

This could be a fun adventure. Right, Shelby?

If we take the long way we'll be late delivering our cargo.

And I don't think the Galactic Poultry Council

will appreciate a shipment of hatched and hungry

Space-Chicks instead of eggs.

Then that settles it then.

We go through.

(GULPS)

(HEROIC MUSIC)

(EERIE LAUGHTER)

(SHELBY) Well, at least now we know why it's called

The Giggling Expanse. See? I told you, cursed.

(CONTROL PANEL BLEEPING)

(GASPS) Detecting some kind of strange energy all around us.

This is getting interesting.

Full speed ahead, Shelby.

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Shelby, are you feeling okay?

Oh, I'm better than okay, Adam.

Did you know that laughter is contagious? (LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

I feel like my brain's being tickled.

(LAUGHS, THUDS)

(LAUGHTER)

(GIGGLING) I've got the zoomies!

Whoa! (SPEEDY CHUCKLING)

Speedy! Woo-hoo!

What are you doing?

(LAUGHTER)

- (RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCH) - Incoming vessel detected.

(SHELBY) I say vessel, but it looks like a giant rubber chicken!

(LAUGHTER)

Welcome, travellers!

You've entered our realm of laughter.

So YOU'RE the ones behind all of this.

Laughter is the greatest joy.

And we, the Jesters of Laffida, are extremely generous.

(SCOFFS) You're making everyone laugh

with your static energy field... thingamajig.

This is cheating!

Hey there, floppy ears.

Don't be such an old stick-in-the-mud.

(GIGGLING) You're funny!

But we're kinda... (GIGGLES) on a mission here.

We've got half a squillion Space-Chick eggs

that could hatch at any moment.

Eggs, schmegs! Lighten up.

Who doesn't love to laugh? (GIGGLES)

(LAUGHING)

Thanks, but if we could just get going now... (LAUGHS)

Bubby?

You're not laughing.

Whatever they're doing doesn't seem to work on you.

That's because it's not funny.

(UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLING)

(JESTER) Why aren't you laughing?

Seems like you're the only one left.

I've seen cabbages tell better jokes.

Ouch! We'll see who's cabbage here.

(CHUCKLES) So you think you can do better?

Well, if that's the case, how about a competition

to find out once and for all? (BELLY LAUGHS)

Bubby, you're funny, silly, and you really care.

That's your strength! You've got thi...

(GASPS) (LAUGHING)

(YELPS)

Hmm.

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

Here's how this works, Unfunny Bunny.

First one to make the other one laugh, loses.

Okay, but no cheating!

You've got yourself a deal. Ha-ha! Let's...

Begin!

(CIRCUS MUSIC)

(RUBBER DUCKS SQUEAKING)

(LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES) Behold!

The ancient art of silliness.

(SCOFFS)

(DRUM ROLL)

(SPLAT, THUD)

(SAD TUBA)

Boring! Next.

Got your nose!

Huh! I don't have a nose.

Right...

(TITTERS) I see that now. (BORED YAWN)

Let me show you amateurs how it's done.

(SLURPY LICK)

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

(FARTS)

(FLABBY FARTING)

(CONTINUES FARTING)

(SQUEAKY FART)

(BUTTON FARTS)

(LAUGHING)

Stop! Too funny!

You win, you win.

(UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER)

Now, that's a good one!

(WHOOSH) (GRUNTS)

(SQUEAKING)

Well congratulations, Bubby.

(SHELBY) You broke the galaxy's unfunniest comedians.

Ha! they didn't know they were messing with the master.

Woo-hoo!

- (LIGHT MUSIC) - (ENGINE THUNDERING)

(GROANS) What's... what's happened again?

Why does my face hurt?

Did we laugh ourselves through a black hole?

Nope! But I totally saved the day. You're welcome, by the way.

Now let's drop those Space-Chick eggs off before they hatch.

(LOUD CRASHING)

- (ALL GASPING) - (CHICKENS SQUAWKING)

(SHELBY) Just how big do those Space-Chicks grow, Adam?

(SQUAWKING)

Hmm...

Uh... you don't wanna know. (SQUAWKING)

- (SQUAWKING) - (WHOOSH)

(THEME TUNE PLAYING)