Original subtitles

(VOCALISTS, UPBEAT THEME TUNE) ♪ All aboard

♪ There's a whole galaxy to explore (Galaxy to explore)

♪ Roll call ♪

Adam!

(TYRES SCREECHING) Speedy!

(CHOMP) Bubby!

(GIGGLING) Zuzu!

(BLEEPS) (FEMALE) Shelby!

♪ Blasting off to save the day

♪ Making friends along the way

♪ Working together there's nothing we can't do

♪ Adam loves adventure

♪ Adventure with you ♪

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(POSH ACCENT) Citizens of the galaxy,

it is I, General Blubbortron, your new ruler.

Submit or be conquered!

(EVIL LAUGH)

And... CUT!

Now to share the latest instalment of my masterpiece

with my adoring fans. (GIGGLES WITH DELIGHT)

(BLEEPING)

(SHELBY) Hi, crew.

(SIGHS) Bobby shared ANOTHER of his Blubbortron movies.

Eh... thanks, Shelby.

We'll definitely watch it later on. (BOTH GASPING)

(ALARM SIGNALS)

(UNSETTLING MUSIC)

We are the Zorlak Federation.

You are sheltering a galactic villain on your ship.

You must surrender General Blubbortron to our custody

or face the consequences.

You have five minutes to comply.

General Blubbortron?

Galactic villain?

Wait...

I think they believe Bubby's crazy videos are real!

Hey! Who decided to take the bumpy route?

These aliens think General Blubbortron is real.

(SATISFIED SIGH) Wow. I mean I knew I was good...

Zuzu, hail the Zorlaks.

We need to explain it's all a harmless mix-up.

(BLEEPING)

Are you ready to meet our terms?

Wait. Sorry, Mr. Zorlak sir, this is all a big mix-up.

General Blubbortron isn't real.

It's all just acting.

(MUTTERING, INDISTINCT)

Hmm. What is this "acting"?

This is Bubby,

and he was just PRETENDING to be Blubbortron.

Eh, it was all just for fun. Like a game.

What is this... "fun"?!

Eh, sometimes it's fun

when you act like something is real when it's not.

Like this. (BLEEP)

(ROARING) I'm a T-Rex!

We do not understand.

(SPEEDY) I don't think this is working.

Ahh! You are wise to fear me, pitiful Zorlaks!

You will release us from your sticky beam thingy IMMEDIATELY!

Or I will be forced to annihi... annily... CRUSH YOU!

(EVIL LAUGH)

(BLEEP)

(DIZZY HOLLERING)

Surrender the General or face complete annihilation.

(SIGHS, CHUCKLES) So THAT'S how you pronounce it.

(GROANS)

What?! It's not MY fault I'm too good at acting.

I mean, imagine being so talented

that someone wants to lock you up.

(SOBBING) Is this the price of artistic greatness?

Look it's not all about you, Bubby. They're just bad guys.

Wait... Are they?

I mean, think about it. To them, they're not the baddies.

They think they're standing up to a galactic bully

who needs to be stopped.

WHAT?! Adam, you've gotta fix this.

We just need to make them understand

that Blubbortron isn't real.

Wait! I think I have an idea.

We could finish General Blubbortron's story for them.

Yes! Adam's right.

We just need to show the Zorlaks

that Blubbortron isn't a real threat anymore.

Then the Zorlaks will leave us alone and go on their way.

You mean I get to star in the grand finale

of my own galactic saga?

This is it. Explosions! Tears! Drama!

The critics will weep.

(SIGHS) Let's just hope the Zorlaks buy it.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC) Tremble, Galaxy!

For the great and terrible Blubbortron

shall never be defeated.

My empire shall reign supreme for ALL eternity!

(GASPS) Unless, of course, I trip on my precious galactic sceptre.

(HOLLERING) I am unstoppable! Invincible!

The galaxies will bow before me!

(YELPS, THUDS)

Oh, no!

This cannot be!

My dreams of galactic domination are... ruined!

Woe unto the galaxy

for it shall never see a tyrant so... fabulous again!

(SOBBING)

(MUSIC ENDS)

The tyrant has fallen. Justice has been served.

A tragic end, but a necessary one.

(BLEEPING)

You have brought peace to the galaxy.

Your bravery shall not be forgotten.

We bestow you the title of honorary Zorlaks.

Em, we have a coffee morning

every second Moonsday, if you're interested.

(SHELBY) Nah, we're good thanks.

Bye!

Yes! They believed it!

I can't believe that performance actually saved us.

Saved you?! Pfft! Please.

The galaxy wasn't just saved, it was MOVED!

Ugh, remind me again who got us

into this mess in the first place?

Details, Zuzu. Details...

Seriously? (GIGGLES)

(SHELBY) I recommend we warp now

before this saga gets an unwelcome sequel.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(WHOOSH)

(THEME TUNE PLAYING)