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South Park
Episode 1012 - Go God Go Part II
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Transcript VO : spscriptorium
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Traduction: Kowaio
Synchro: aAakii
Relecture : Kowaio , aAakii
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www.southparknews.net
www.seriessub.com
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Come ohhhn! Come ohhhn!
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Oh, for the love of God,
how much longer?!
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There you are, Eric.
What are you doing here?
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I'm waiting for the new
Nintendo Wii to come out.
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When does it come out?
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Three weeks.
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Come ohhhn! C-Come ohhhn!
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It's time for school.
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No Mom, you don't understand!
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I've been waiting for this
thing to come out for months.
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And now, every day
time is slowing down.
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It's like... waiting for
Christmas... times a thousand.
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Eric, you're just going
to have to be patient.
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Noo!! Nooo!!
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Principal Victoria, it is wrong!
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It is wrong and I simply will not do it!
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I care about my students, and I
will not fill their heads with lies!
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I am NOT teaching
evolution in my class!!
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Mrs. Garrison, evolution
is in the school curriculum.
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We have to teach it.
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Evolution is a theory! A hare-breained
theory that says I'm a monkey!
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I am not a monkey!! I'm a woman!
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M, m'kay. Ya-you realize evolution
has been pretty much uhhh... proven.
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I warn you, Principal Victoria!
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Those students are not
prepared to hear this stuff!
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Our students want to
learn, Mrs. Garrison,
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and they're mature
enough to handle anything.
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How long until Nintendo
Wii comes out now?!
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It's still three weeks.
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Oh God...
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Okay, how long now?
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Will you shut up already?!
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All right kids, it is now my job to
teach you the theory of evolution.
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Oh boy!
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Now I, for one, think evolution
is a bnuch of BULLCRAP.
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But I've been told I
have to teach it anyway.
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It was thought up by Charles Darwin
and it goes something like this:
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In the beginning we were all fish. Okay?
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Swimming around in the water.
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And then one day a couple
of fish had a retard baby,
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and the retard baby was
different, so it got to live.
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So Retard Fish goes on to make more
retard babies, and then one day,
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a retard baby fish crawled out of the
ocean with its mutant fish hands...
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and it had buttsex with a squirrel
or something and made this.
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retard frog squirrel, and then that
had a retard baby which was a...
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monkey fish-frog...
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And then this monkey fish-frog
had buttsex with that monkey, and..
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that monkey had a mutant retard baby
that screwed another monkey and...
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that made you!
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So there you go!
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You're the retarded offspring of five
monkeys havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel!
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Congratulations!
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HEHHH! I can't take it anymore! HAAAAAH!
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Yeah? You see? I knew that would happen.
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Come ohhhn! C-Come ohhhn!
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Look, kid, for the fortieth time,
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pacing in front of the store isn't
gonna make the Wii come any faster.
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Eric, you're coming home right now!
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Can't I just stay and... look
at the sign a little longer?
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It's almost bedtime. If you
sleep then time'll go by faster.
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Oh God!
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Agh! That does it!! I am
not waiting three weeks!!
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You guys! You guys!
You guys, you gotta help me.
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Dude you don't look so good, Cartman.
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I can't take it anymore, you guys.
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The wait for Nintendo Wii
is literally killing me.
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Well there's nothing you can do,
so you just have to be patient.
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No. There is something I can do.
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(What?)
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All right, listen: you
know how in space movies
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they put astronauts in suspender animation
so that their trip seems really short, right?
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I think I figured out how to do it.
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Do what?
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Freeze myself.
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If I freeze myself, then in three weeks,
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when Nintendo Wii comes out,
you guys can unfreeze me.
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The wait will seem instantaneous to me.
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No.
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It's simple science, Kyle.
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You'll die, retard!
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I'll die waiting for
the Wii to come out!!
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Don't you see this is my only chance!!
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Dude, no way.
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Yeah, I hate you, but I'm
not going to help kill you.
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I thought you were my
friends! I guess I was wrong!
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After everthing we've
been through together,
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you guys won't even
help me freeze myself!
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Principal Victoria, we are
a devout Catholic family!
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Do you mind telling me why my daughter
now thinks she's a retarded fish-frog?!
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I told you this would happen, didn't I?!
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Mr. Triscotti, I wasn't aware that-
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We have worked years to instill the
teachings of Jesus Christ into our daughter,
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and in one fell swoop, you try
to destroy everything we did!
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I hear ya.
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Sir, if you don't wish your
daughter to learn about evolution,
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then we can pull her out of class.
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You most certainly will!
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But Dad, I want to learn everything.
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No you don't! Shut up!
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Well, I told you. We should leave
evolution out of the classrooms.
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It has become obvious to me
that you don't know enough
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about evolution to teach it! I'm
having you replaced! Mr. Dawkins!
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Re-replaced??
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Richard Dawkins is a world-renowned
evolutionary scientist.
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Charmed to meet you. Ms...
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Shut up, faggot! Principal
Victoria, I can teach my own class!
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You are to sit in class and help
Mr. Dawkins with whatever he needs!
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Over billions of years life has
evolved from simple one-celled organisms
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into all the complex
life we see around us.
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Whatever.
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It was changes in hereditary traits
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that allowed the first
mammals to breath in the air.
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Retarded fish-frogs.
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Ms. Garrision, I believe that's
a gross over-simplification.
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Well, you're a faggot!
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Continue.
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You see, children, life has the
amazing ability to change, to adapt.
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Like changing us to the
point that we walk upright.
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So you are saying that
we're all related to monkeys.
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Well yes, basically, we are.
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Do you see monkeys at the zoo?!
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They crap in their hands
and throw it at people!
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Ms. Garrison, this isn't
theory, it is scientific fact!
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What about the fact that
if I believe in this crap,
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you're gonna go to hell?!
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Doesn't that bother you a little?
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Actually, no. Because I'm an atheist.
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AHA! I've got you, you snake
in the grass!! I found you out!!
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I never covered it up.
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And if I'm a monkey, then I might
as well act like a monkey, huh?!
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What on earth are you doing??
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Don't ask me, I'm a fuckin' monkey!!
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AAAH!
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Principal Victoria, I was simply
trying to make a point to Mr. Dawkins
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about the incongruity of
some scientific statements.
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Mrs. Garrison, I am pulling
you out of the classroom.
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What??
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Principal Victoria, I really
don't think that's necessary.
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This woman is very opinionated but,
she does care about her students.
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Very well. But there is to be no
more throwing of feces. Understood??
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Ms. Garrison. Ms. Garrison, could
I have a word with you, please?
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What?!
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Look, I know you think we're at war,
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but I want you to know
I admire your passion.
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You d-you do?
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I've never met a woman
with so much... fire
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Well I... I do bring down a
woman's wrath now and again.
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So much boldness in
a woman. So beautiful.
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I'm sorry, I'm sure you
have a husband, but I-
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No! N-no! My, my
husband is g-gone, dead.
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Would you then... consider
having dinner with me tonight?
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Well, well, I suppose we could
have a little steak or something.
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I've got a date! I've got a date!
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My first real date with a real
man since my sex-change operation!
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Oh boy, what'll I wear?!
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Hey everybody!
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Close the door, I'm trying to freeze!
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Eric, get out of there.
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No! No, it's too soon!
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Now Eric, this has gone far enough!
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You need to learn to be patient!
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Butters, get your coat. We gotta go.
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Go where?
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You're gonna help me freeze myself.
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Okay.
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Well, how come we've gotta
come all the way out here?
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Butters, if anyone else
comes upon my frozen body,
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they'll try to unfreeze me right away.
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I have to be hidden.
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That's good.
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And no matter what happens, Butters,
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you are not to unfreeze me until the day
the Nintendo Wii comes out. Do you got it?!
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Eric, are are you sure
this is a good idea?
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No, it's not a good
idea. It's an awesome idea
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Yeah...I guess it is...
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All right, you got the spot figured out?
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You're not gonna lose where I am, right?
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I got it. Big Tree. Oval Rock.
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All right, now get out of here.
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You can't freeze too, or
else we're both screwed.
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Get out of here, you asshole!
You're gonna ruin everything!
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Oh jeez!
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Yes. Come on. Freeeze. Freeeze.
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So I told my gynecologist,
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you put so many things in my
vagina, maybe I should charge you!
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Oh, Ms. Garrison, you are the most
outspoken woman I have ever met!
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It's almost like you're one of the guys.
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Hehyeah, almost.
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You have so much spunk, so much life...
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If only you were an atheist.
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Well... Well, you know,
I'm... I'm open to stuff.
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Why is someone as outspoken as you given
themselves over to the whole God thing?
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Oh I'm not... I'm not totally
into the whole God thing. I just...
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I just think, you know,
you can't disprove God.
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Well what if I told you there
was a flying spaghetti monster:
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Would you believe it simply
because it can't be disproven?
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You're riiight. It's so simple!
God is a spaghetti monster.
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Oh thank you, jeez! My eyes are opened!
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Hey everyone, I'm an atheist!
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Really?? Oh that's wonderful!
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No, I totally get it now!
Evolution explains everything!
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There is no great mystery to life,
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just evolution and God's
a spaghetti monster!
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Thank you, Richard!
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You're so welcome!
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Would you like tuh...
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head over to my place for dessert?
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Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey!
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Give this monkey what she wants!
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Oh Ms. Garrison!
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Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard!
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Yeah, I'm a monkey all right!
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Nin-ten-do. I'm coming.
I'm coming, Nin-ten-do.
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We have a pulse.
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Can you... understand me?
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Where am I?
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My name is Shvek. You are safe.
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Safe where, butthole?!
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My friend, this is going to
be a bit of a shock, but..
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it is the year 2546.
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What??
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You have been frozen in
ice for over 500 years.
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Butters? Butters, you black asshole?!
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Please be careful. You are frail.
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Is the Wii out? Where's the Wii?
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Ahh, Nintendo Wii. A primitive
gaming device used in his time.
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Primitive? It has motion-control
controllers, asswipe!
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Young man, you don't seem to understand.
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Your family, your
friends, everyone you knew,
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has been dead for over 500 years.
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I don't care! Is there a Nintendo Wii!
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We don't play videogames in our time.
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There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii.
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No...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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You must understand, children,
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that we are dealing with
VERY large numbers here.
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That's my man.
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So, evolution doesn't
even happen by chance.
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It is, in fact, bound to happen.
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That's right, kids. And so
you see, there is no God.
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Careful darling. The school
board doesn't like it when we-
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Well there could still be a god.
248
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What?!
249
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Couldn't evolution be the answer
to how and not the answer to why?
250
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Uh oh, retard alert!
Retard alert, class!
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Do you believe in a flying
spaghetti monster too, bubblehead?!
252
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I wasn't talking about spaghetti.
253
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Come on, you. You're gonna
have to sit in the dunce chair!
254
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Ms. Garrison, I'm not so sure what
you did in class today was right.
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What??
256
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:18,996
But Dick, you told me the world would
be a better place without religion.
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Yes, but to be so bold about it..
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I've just never seen a
woman with such... balls.
259
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You've just been too soft on
religious people in the past.
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Think about it, Richard.
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With your intellect and my balls, we
can change the future of the world.
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Can you imagine a
world with no religion?
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No Muslims killing Jews, no
Christians bombing abortion clinics.
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The world would be a
wonderful place... without God.
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You're the smartest man on earth, Dick.
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With me by your side,
there's no stopping you.
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Oh, just let me see those
beautiful breasts again.
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Oh, all right.
269
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Oh yeah, baby! Oh-hm.
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OHOH YEAH!! AHHH!!
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Quick, General Disarray!
Kill those superheroes!
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Pehpew Pehpew!
273
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Yes! Now the world shall feel the
wrath of Professor Chaos! Hahaha!
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Butters?
275
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,323
Butters, you haven't seen Eric
Cartman in the past few days, have you?
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00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,925
Who, me?
277
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:30,236
It's very importance,
Butters. He's missing.
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You haven't seen or heard from him?
279
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No ma'am.
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Okay.
281
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Come on, Professor Chaos!s
282
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Let's destroy this anthill!
283
00:17:39,249 --> 00:17:42,287
Geh-General Disarray, can I
ask you a scientific question?
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Okay.
285
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,669
Well, um, can...
286
00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:46,944
Can anything bad happen if
you completely freeze yourself
287
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and then unfreeze
yourself three weeks later?
288
00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:52,498
- ...Yeah.
- Well, like what?
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..Like, you die.
290
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...Die??
291
00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:58,236
Well yeah. If you freeze
your body, it means you die.
292
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When you wake up three weeks later you
can be unfrozen, but you're still dead.
293
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Oh hamburgers!!
294
00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:07,690
Eric! Erihic!
295
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,487
You just left him here?!
296
00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:11,046
Without a jacket or anything?!
297
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,364
He told me to!
298
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He's dead for sure.
299
00:18:13,772 --> 00:18:14,670
Wait!
300
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:18,172
It's all different.
Nothing's in the same place!
301
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,463
Oh my God...
302
00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:22,089
Uh, eh, Eric! Eric!
303
00:18:22,089 --> 00:18:23,571
Butters ButterButterBUTTERS!
304
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:24,589
We have to get out of here!
305
00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:25,285
What??
306
00:18:25,285 --> 00:18:27,087
Nobody is ever going to find his body.
307
00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:29,659
You've got to never say anything
about this, do you understand?!
308
00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:32,551
He's dead, and if they know you
had a hand in it, you'll go to jail!
309
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,614
But I just did what he told me!
310
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,921
Come on, we have to leave!!
311
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,484
Oh jumping Jesus!
312
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,775
This is terrible. Five
hundred years in the future.
313
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,260
Eric, I have good news for you.
314
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We may have found you a Nintendo Wii.
315
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:57,571
What??
316
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,429
Really??
317
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,419
YES!! YES!!
318
00:19:00,419 --> 00:19:01,703
It's rumored that there's one at
319
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the Museum of Technology
at New New Hampshire.
320
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,270
So I'm not too late! Come on, let's go!
321
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,649
Well, there's just...
322
00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:10,987
th-there's something
we need from you first.
323
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:15,995
You see, my young friend, you
were unfrozen for a reason.
324
00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:18,489
Lots of people froze
themselves in cryogenic labs
325
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:22,555
and we don't unfreeze them.
But you... are special.
326
00:19:22,555 --> 00:19:24,986
I know I'm special.
This isn't news to me.
327
00:19:24,986 --> 00:19:27,784
You lived in a time when
a great event happened.
328
00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:31,516
A glorious event that finally
made all religion obsolete.
329
00:19:31,516 --> 00:19:35,281
Now, the entire world is atheist.
330
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:39,413
And this gives me a Nintendo Wii how?
331
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:42,736
We believe that somebody
you knew in your time
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00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:46,545
was the person who first
started our wonderful group:
333
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The Unified Atheist League.
334
00:19:49,211 --> 00:19:50,213
Who?
335
00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:54,392
What in Science's name was that?!
336
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:05,076
Oh no! It's the United Atheist Alliance!
337
00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,385
Oh Science, help us!
338
00:20:08,446 --> 00:20:11,768
Science damn you,
Unified Atheist League!
339
00:20:11,768 --> 00:20:12,731
Who are they??
340
00:20:12,731 --> 00:20:15,514
The Alliance Atheists.
We're at war with them.
341
00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:26,134
No!
342
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:28,501
Jesus Christ!
343
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:31,895
Hahahaha, you believe
in a supernatural being.
344
00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:35,621
Oh my Science.
345
00:20:40,769 --> 00:20:44,904
I'm just a little boy from the
past who wants to play Nintendo Wii.
346
00:20:48,807 --> 00:20:52,124
Put me through to the
Allied Atheist Allegiance!
347
00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:53,815
Onscreen.
348
00:20:53,815 --> 00:20:56,458
Look, Allied Atheist Allegiance!
349
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,585
We have the time child!
350
00:20:58,585 --> 00:21:02,810
Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!
351
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:08,755
Now you see, foolish sea otters,
that we are the atheists in control!
352
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,789
It won't make a difference!
353
00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:15,951
This is the dawning of the sea
otter! Know this, time child!
354
00:21:15,951 --> 00:21:20,594
I shall smash your skull
like a clam on my tummy!
355
00:21:21,426 --> 00:21:22,637
What??
356
00:21:23,645 --> 00:21:28,697
Otters! The time has
come! Sound the nafferty!
357
00:21:28,697 --> 00:21:30,570
The nafferty!
358
00:21:37,573 --> 00:21:40,859
So, it begins!
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A suivre ...
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