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In today's fragmented media environment,

In today's fragmented media environment,

In today's fragmented media environment, it can be hard to know which news

it can be hard to know which news

it can be hard to know which news sources you can trust. Even I don't

sources you can trust. Even I don't

sources you can trust. Even I don't always know where to turn. If only there

always know where to turn. If only there

always know where to turn. If only there was some truth teller out there that

was some truth teller out there that

was some truth teller out there that would answer the call.

would answer the call.

would answer the call. >> I'm here today to announce Lindell TV.

>> I'm here today to announce Lindell TV.

>> I'm here today to announce Lindell TV. We have 24/7 TV with all your favorite

We have 24/7 TV with all your favorite

We have 24/7 TV with all your favorite host.

host.

host. >> YES,

>> YES,

>> YES, 247 news from the My Pillow Guy. It just

247 news from the My Pillow Guy. It just

247 news from the My Pillow Guy. It just makes sense.

makes sense.

makes sense. When you know Mike Lindell, the former

When you know Mike Lindell, the former

When you know Mike Lindell, the former crackhead, current candidate for

crackhead, current candidate for

crackhead, current candidate for governor of Minnesota and inventor of

governor of Minnesota and inventor of

governor of Minnesota and inventor of the only pillow stuffed exclusively with

the only pillow stuffed exclusively with

the only pillow stuffed exclusively with shredded lawsuits against Mike Lindell.

shredded lawsuits against Mike Lindell.

shredded lawsuits against Mike Lindell. Now, you may not have seen Lindell TV

Now, you may not have seen Lindell TV

Now, you may not have seen Lindell TV because you haven't been in a waiting

because you haven't been in a waiting

because you haven't been in a waiting room of a dentist who uses crystal meth

room of a dentist who uses crystal meth

room of a dentist who uses crystal meth as an anesthetic. So, let me introduce

as an anesthetic. So, let me introduce

as an anesthetic. So, let me introduce you to this innovative media pioneer who

you to this innovative media pioneer who

you to this innovative media pioneer who lives by a set of core news values. this

lives by a set of core news values. this

lives by a set of core news values. this Judeo-Christian platform we're going to

Judeo-Christian platform we're going to

Judeo-Christian platform we're going to have here. It's they go by biblical

have here. It's they go by biblical

have here. It's they go by biblical principles. So, in other words, you

principles. So, in other words, you

principles. So, in other words, you can't uh you're not going to have porn

can't uh you're not going to have porn

can't uh you're not going to have porn up there. You can't say the C word, the

up there. You can't say the C word, the

up there. You can't say the C word, the N word, the F word, and you can't use

N word, the F word, and you can't use

N word, the F word, and you can't use God's name in vain. What a concept,

God's name in vain. What a concept,

God's name in vain. What a concept, right?

right?

right? >> Yeah. An amazing concept. I'm so tired

>> Yeah. An amazing concept. I'm so tired

>> Yeah. An amazing concept. I'm so tired of Wolf Blitzer showing me porn and

of Wolf Blitzer showing me porn and

of Wolf Blitzer showing me porn and calling God a

calling God a

calling God a Now, the elites might tell you that a

Now, the elites might tell you that a

Now, the elites might tell you that a pillow company that has been banned from

pillow company that has been banned from

pillow company that has been banned from Walmart has no business in journalism,

Walmart has no business in journalism,

Walmart has no business in journalism, but

but

but much like his products, Lindell TV is

much like his products, Lindell TV is

much like his products, Lindell TV is flawless.

flawless.

flawless. >> Hello everybody and welcome to the

>> Hello everybody and welcome to the

>> Hello everybody and welcome to the Lindell show here. Um, Edward, I'm

Lindell show here. Um, Edward, I'm

Lindell show here. Um, Edward, I'm getting that feedback like crazy again.

Can you hear me? Okay, Vanessa,

Can you hear me? Okay, Vanessa,

Can you hear me? Okay, Vanessa, >> I can hear you.

>> I can hear you.

>> I can hear you. >> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No,

>> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No,

>> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, >> I can hear you.

>> I can hear you.

>> I can hear you. >> Vanessa, can you hear me?

>> Vanessa, can you hear me?

>> Vanessa, can you hear me? >> Hear you?

>> Hear you?

>> Hear you? >> We can hear you, Mike.

>> We can hear you, Mike.

>> We can hear you, Mike. The whole world can hear you.

The whole world can hear you.

The whole world can hear you. Or at least the 98 people who have

Or at least the 98 people who have

Or at least the 98 people who have watched this clip CAN HEAR YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LINDELL TV IS so much

YOU KNOW WHAT? LINDELL TV IS so much

YOU KNOW WHAT? LINDELL TV IS so much more than one man in his foyer aimlessly

more than one man in his foyer aimlessly

more than one man in his foyer aimlessly asking for technical support. It's

asking for technical support. It's

asking for technical support. It's cementing its Judeo-Christian legacy

cementing its Judeo-Christian legacy

cementing its Judeo-Christian legacy with marquee shows like the war room

with marquee shows like the war room

with marquee shows like the war room with Steve Bannon, where MAGA gets its

with Steve Bannon, where MAGA gets its

with Steve Bannon, where MAGA gets its marching orders from a man losing a

marching orders from a man losing a

marching orders from a man losing a forever war with washing his face.

forever war with washing his face.

forever war with washing his face. Then there's fame Trump supporters

Then there's fame Trump supporters

Then there's fame Trump supporters Diamond and Silk featuring Silk and an

Diamond and Silk featuring Silk and an

Diamond and Silk featuring Silk and an intro that still honors the legacy of

intro that still honors the legacy of

intro that still honors the legacy of the late Diamond. And I promise you this

the late Diamond. And I promise you this

the late Diamond. And I promise you this is unedited.

>> HEY YO, DROP THAT BEAT. TRUMP'S YOUR

>> HEY YO, DROP THAT BEAT. TRUMP'S YOUR

>> HEY YO, DROP THAT BEAT. TRUMP'S YOUR PRESIDENT. He's your president.

Wow,

Wow,

Wow, >> that in memoriam is a banger. I mean, I

>> that in memoriam is a banger. I mean, I

>> that in memoriam is a banger. I mean, I wish it was 2003 so I could download

wish it was 2003 so I could download

wish it was 2003 so I could download that song as my ringtone.

that song as my ringtone.

that song as my ringtone. >> Trump's yoPresident.com.

>> Trump's yoPresident.com.

>> Trump's yoPresident.com. Download the song, use it as a ringtone,

Download the song, use it as a ringtone,

Download the song, use it as a ringtone, add it to your playlist so you can get

add it to your playlist so you can get

add it to your playlist so you can get your boogie ooie woogie on.

your boogie ooie woogie on.

your boogie ooie woogie on. >> Perfect. It's the classic journalism

>> Perfect. It's the classic journalism

>> Perfect. It's the classic journalism technique of getting to the who, what,

technique of getting to the who, what,

technique of getting to the who, what, where, and woogie oogie of the story.

where, and woogie oogie of the story.

where, and woogie oogie of the story. All of it being broadcast from what

All of it being broadcast from what

All of it being broadcast from what appears to be Diamond's wake. I mean,

look at that painting of Diamond, Trump,

look at that painting of Diamond, Trump,

look at that painting of Diamond, Trump, and Silk tastefully shoved behind an

and Silk tastefully shoved behind an

and Silk tastefully shoved behind an ottoman.

ottoman.

ottoman. Everything so meticulously arranged by

Everything so meticulously arranged by

Everything so meticulously arranged by Lindell TV's production designer/f

Lindell TV's production designer/f

Lindell TV's production designer/f funeral director.

funeral director.

funeral director. But if you still need more news, there's

But if you still need more news, there's

But if you still need more news, there's the Rudy Giuliani Show, which like

the Rudy Giuliani Show, which like

the Rudy Giuliani Show, which like Diamond and Silk, also appears to be

Diamond and Silk, also appears to be

Diamond and Silk, also appears to be hosted by a dead person.

hosted by a dead person.

hosted by a dead person. >> Good evening. This is Rudy Giuliani, and

>> Good evening. This is Rudy Giuliani, and

>> Good evening. This is Rudy Giuliani, and this is Rudy Giuliani Show on Lindell

this is Rudy Giuliani Show on Lindell

this is Rudy Giuliani Show on Lindell TV.

TV.

TV. >> LIVE FROM DEATH'S DOOR, IT'S RUDY

>> LIVE FROM DEATH'S DOOR, IT'S RUDY

>> LIVE FROM DEATH'S DOOR, IT'S RUDY GIULIANI.

GIULIANI.

GIULIANI. JESUS,

RUDY, WHAT'S WITH THE FULL BODY BRACE,

RUDY, WHAT'S WITH THE FULL BODY BRACE,

RUDY, WHAT'S WITH THE FULL BODY BRACE, MAN? WHOA. APPARENTLY, Lindell TV

MAN? WHOA. APPARENTLY, Lindell TV

MAN? WHOA. APPARENTLY, Lindell TV doesn't offer six day sick days for a

doesn't offer six day sick days for a

doesn't offer six day sick days for a collapsed spine.

collapsed spine.

collapsed spine. But their programming is vast. There's

But their programming is vast. There's

But their programming is vast. There's Scriptures and Wall Street, the

Scriptures and Wall Street, the

Scriptures and Wall Street, the Counterculture Mom Show, and MA with

Counterculture Mom Show, and MA with

Counterculture Mom Show, and MA with Mike. And you know what? Trust me, this

Mike. And you know what? Trust me, this

Mike. And you know what? Trust me, this Mike guy is sharp.

Mike guy is sharp.

Mike guy is sharp. Good morning, Maja Nation. This is Maja

Good morning, Maja Nation. This is Maja

Good morning, Maja Nation. This is Maja Bike. Oh. Oh,

did he say Maha Bike?

did he say Maha Bike?

did he say Maha Bike? Missed it by this much, you know. Not to

Missed it by this much, you know. Not to

Missed it by this much, you know. Not to go all lamestream media, but I'm going

go all lamestream media, but I'm going

go all lamestream media, but I'm going to have to fact check you on uh your own

to have to fact check you on uh your own

to have to fact check you on uh your own name there, B Michael.

name there, B Michael.

name there, B Michael. Now,

Now,

Now, look.

Sorry, Mike. Look, you might argue a

Sorry, Mike. Look, you might argue a

Sorry, Mike. Look, you might argue a network of this caliber belongs nowhere

network of this caliber belongs nowhere

network of this caliber belongs nowhere near the White House. And to that, I say

near the White House. And to that, I say

near the White House. And to that, I say they're already in the White House.

they're already in the White House.

they're already in the White House. Starting with Lindell TV reporter Cara

Starting with Lindell TV reporter Cara

Starting with Lindell TV reporter Cara Castanova, who isn't afraid to hold this

Castanova, who isn't afraid to hold this

Castanova, who isn't afraid to hold this administration's feet to the fire.

administration's feet to the fire.

administration's feet to the fire. >> Will you guys also consider uh releasing

>> Will you guys also consider uh releasing

>> Will you guys also consider uh releasing the president's fitness plan? He

the president's fitness plan? He

the president's fitness plan? He actually looks healthier than ever

actually looks healthier than ever

actually looks healthier than ever before, healthier than he did 8 years

before, healthier than he did 8 years

before, healthier than he did 8 years ago, and I'm sure everybody in this room

ago, and I'm sure everybody in this room

ago, and I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with

could agree. Is he working out with

could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy? And is he eating less

Bobby Kennedy? And is he eating less

Bobby Kennedy? And is he eating less McDonald's?

McDonald's?

McDonald's? >> Yes. Quick followup. How does he get

>> Yes. Quick followup. How does he get

>> Yes. Quick followup. How does he get those round sweet Cinnabon ankles? Huh?

those round sweet Cinnabon ankles? Huh?

those round sweet Cinnabon ankles? Huh? And hand bruises so taut you could sink

And hand bruises so taut you could sink

And hand bruises so taut you could sink a quarter into them.

a quarter into them.

a quarter into them. But despite Lindell TV's trove of

But despite Lindell TV's trove of

But despite Lindell TV's trove of magnetic onair personalities, it's easy

magnetic onair personalities, it's easy

magnetic onair personalities, it's easy to forget the real star of the network,

to forget the real star of the network,

to forget the real star of the network, the ads for Mike Lindell's products.

the ads for Mike Lindell's products.

the ads for Mike Lindell's products. >> It's finally here. Our second annual

>> It's finally here. Our second annual

>> It's finally here. Our second annual mega sale. My new towels with

mega sale. My new towels with

mega sale. My new towels with proprietary technology. My coffee is now

proprietary technology. My coffee is now

proprietary technology. My coffee is now available on mypillow.com. That's lindel

available on mypillow.com. That's lindel

available on mypillow.com. That's lindel oilboom.com. Start collecting oil

oilboom.com. Start collecting oil

oilboom.com. Start collecting oil royalty checks at the next generation of

royalty checks at the next generation of

royalty checks at the next generation of energy drinks. Rev 7. I'm so sure you're

energy drinks. Rev 7. I'm so sure you're

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going to love Rev7 that for a limited

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He's doing a bed sheet ad inside an

He's doing a bed sheet ad inside an

He's doing a bed sheet ad inside an energy drink AD

FOR THE MAN SO HOPPED UP ON CAFFEINE HE

FOR THE MAN SO HOPPED UP ON CAFFEINE HE

FOR THE MAN SO HOPPED UP ON CAFFEINE HE KEEPS HIS SHEETS.

KEEPS HIS SHEETS.

KEEPS HIS SHEETS. Don't call it quits. RELOAD.

Don't call it quits. RELOAD.

Don't call it quits. RELOAD. But this is what new media looks like.

But this is what new media looks like.

But this is what new media looks like. It's not so much adup supported news as

It's not so much adup supported news as

It's not so much adup supported news as it is newsupported ads. And it might be

it is newsupported ads. And it might be

it is newsupported ads. And it might be easy to write off Lindell TV as QAnon

easy to write off Lindell TV as QAnon

easy to write off Lindell TV as QAnon QVC. But the fact is they're the ones

QVC. But the fact is they're the ones

QVC. But the fact is they're the ones living in the Pentagon briefing room

living in the Pentagon briefing room

living in the Pentagon briefing room while the traditional news media is dead

while the traditional news media is dead

while the traditional news media is dead outside. If only there was a a way to

outside. If only there was a a way to

outside. If only there was a a way to send off those dearly departed reporters

send off those dearly departed reporters

send off those dearly departed reporters with a little bit of dignity.

>> I'm Jordan Clapper. Good night and

>> I'm Jordan Clapper. Good night and

>> I'm Jordan Clapper. Good night and seriously, good luck.