All language subtitles for Trump Attacks Jimmy Kimmel Again, Goes to War with Supreme Court & Kash Patel Parties at Olympics [WsDrse1Cyn8].en

Jimmy, I'm [cheering] the host. Thanks

Jimmy, I'm [cheering] the host. Thanks
for watching. Thanks for coming. Please

for watching. Thanks for coming. Please

for watching. Thanks for coming. Please
relax. It's [cheering]

relax. It's [cheering]

relax. It's [cheering]
very nice. Uh, thank you for joining us

very nice. Uh, thank you for joining us

very nice. Uh, thank you for joining us
at our home in Hollywood where we are

at our home in Hollywood where we are

at our home in Hollywood where we are
back to work after a week off. I'm going

back to work after a week off. I'm going

back to work after a week off. I'm going
to tell you something. I can't even

to tell you something. I can't even

to tell you something. I can't even
enjoy being off anymore. It's Did you

enjoy being off anymore. It's Did you

enjoy being off anymore. It's Did you
enjoy the week off?

enjoy the week off?

enjoy the week off?
>> Yeah, it was great, Jim. I spent a lot

>> Yeah, it was great, Jim. I spent a lot

>> Yeah, it was great, Jim. I spent a lot
of time with my family.

of time with my family.

of time with my family.
>> You did?

>> You did?

>> You did?
>> Yeah, it was fantastic.

>> Yeah, it was fantastic.

>> Yeah, it was fantastic.
>> That was my problem.

>> That was my problem.

>> That was my problem.
No, what it is is, you know, I'm

No, what it is is, you know, I'm

No, what it is is, you know, I'm
watching. I can't stop watching the

watching. I can't stop watching the

watching. I can't stop watching the
news. And Trump does so much stuff. I

news. And Trump does so much stuff. I

news. And Trump does so much stuff. I
feel like when we're off, it's like I'm

feel like when we're off, it's like I'm

feel like when we're off, it's like I'm
on vacation somewhere watching my house

on vacation somewhere watching my house

on vacation somewhere watching my house
on a ring cam and [laughter]

on a ring cam and [laughter]

on a ring cam and [laughter]
an alligator walks in and there's

an alligator walks in and there's

an alligator walks in and there's
nothing you can do but watch it and then

nothing you can do but watch it and then

nothing you can do but watch it and then
just try to assess the damage when you

just try to assess the damage when you

just try to assess the damage when you
get back. That we were gone for a week.

get back. That we were gone for a week.

get back. That we were gone for a week.
One week he is now at war with the

One week he is now at war with the

One week he is now at war with the
Supreme Court. He's threatening a real

Supreme Court. He's threatening a real

Supreme Court. He's threatening a real
war with Iran. He's firing off tariffs

war with Iran. He's firing off tariffs

war with Iran. He's firing off tariffs
10% 15%. He's got the FCC threatening

10% 15%. He's got the FCC threatening

10% 15%. He's got the FCC threatening
talk shows. He's threatening Netflix.

talk shows. He's threatening Netflix.

talk shows. He's threatening Netflix.
He's all of a sudden planning to release

He's all of a sudden planning to release

He's all of a sudden planning to release
the UFO files. And it really makes you

the UFO files. And it really makes you

the UFO files. And it really makes you
stop and wonder what the hell could be

stop and wonder what the hell could be

stop and wonder what the hell could be
in those three million Trump epine files

in those three million Trump epine files

in those three million Trump epine files
or so. [cheering] What? [applause]

or so. [cheering] What? [applause]

or so. [cheering] What? [applause]
He is working SO [cheering] hard to

He is working SO [cheering] hard to

He is working SO [cheering] hard to
distract us from. The only thing he

distract us from. The only thing he

distract us from. The only thing he
hasn't done is set his nipples on fire.

hasn't done is set his nipples on fire.

hasn't done is set his nipples on fire.
Speaking of nipples, Robert Kennedy Jr.

Speaking of nipples, Robert Kennedy Jr.

Speaking of nipples, Robert Kennedy Jr.
Um, [cheering]

Um, [cheering]

Um, [cheering]
I don't know what his goal is, but you

I don't know what his goal is, but you

I don't know what his goal is, but you
probably saw this video. He released a

probably saw this video. He released a

probably saw this video. He released a
sexy shirtless video with Kid Rock

sexy shirtless video with Kid Rock

sexy shirtless video with Kid Rock
pumping bike handles in the sauna,

pumping bike handles in the sauna,

pumping bike handles in the sauna,
taking a cold plunge in his jeans. Yeah.

taking a cold plunge in his jeans. Yeah.

taking a cold plunge in his jeans. Yeah.
You like that? You Hey, Kid Rock, you

You like that? You Hey, Kid Rock, you

You like that? You Hey, Kid Rock, you
want to drink my milk? Yeah, guzzle it.

want to drink my milk? Yeah, guzzle it.

want to drink my milk? Yeah, guzzle it.
This is not weird at all. One thing I

This is not weird at all. One thing I

This is not weird at all. One thing I
know about Kid Rock, he loves milk. He

know about Kid Rock, he loves milk. He

know about Kid Rock, he loves milk. He
can't get enough of it. It's all he

can't get enough of it. It's all he

can't get enough of it. It's all he
drinks really. And just like that, the

drinks really. And just like that, the

drinks really. And just like that, the
Maha movement finally has their Sig

Maha movement finally has their Sig

Maha movement finally has their Sig
Freed and Roy. Congratulations. You

Freed and Roy. Congratulations. You

Freed and Roy. Congratulations. You
know, [applause]

know, [applause]

know, [applause]
so many things

so many things

so many things
happened over the break. This one uh hit

happened over the break. This one uh hit

happened over the break. This one uh hit
me uh personally. This is over the

me uh personally. This is over the

me uh personally. This is over the
break. A fundraising email uh from one

break. A fundraising email uh from one

break. A fundraising email uh from one
of his many money grabs was sent to a

of his many money grabs was sent to a

of his many money grabs was sent to a
number of followers. The subject line

number of followers. The subject line

number of followers. The subject line
was DJT, get Trump out of your mouth,

was DJT, get Trump out of your mouth,

was DJT, get Trump out of your mouth,
which is again somehow not a line from

which is again somehow not a line from

which is again somehow not a line from
the Trump Epstein files.

the Trump Epstein files.

the Trump Epstein files.
Hey, did you see it? Raiding starved

Hey, did you see it? Raiding starved

Hey, did you see it? Raiding starved
hack Jimmy Kimmel is back at it again.

hack Jimmy Kimmel is back at it again.

hack Jimmy Kimmel is back at it again.
[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]
Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.
For the record, [applause]

For the record, [applause]

For the record, [applause]
I was in my house doing nothing. Okay.

I was in my house doing nothing. Okay.

I was in my house doing nothing. Okay.
He's on his failing late night show,

He's on his failing late night show,

He's on his failing late night show,
which by the way has terrible numbers.

which by the way has terrible numbers.

which by the way has terrible numbers.
Just total disaster numbers, trying to

Just total disaster numbers, trying to

Just total disaster numbers, trying to
mock you and our movement. The poor guy

mock you and our movement. The poor guy

mock you and our movement. The poor guy
just loves to have my name in his mouth

just loves to have my name in his mouth

just loves to have my name in his mouth
because he knows that without Trump,

because he knows that without Trump,

because he knows that without Trump,
he'd have no career at all. He thinks he

he'd have no career at all. He thinks he

he'd have no career at all. He thinks he
can sit in his Hollywood studio and

can sit in his Hollywood studio and

can sit in his Hollywood studio and
laugh at the greatest political movement

laugh at the greatest political movement

laugh at the greatest political movement
in the history of our country.

in the history of our country.

in the history of our country.
[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]
Yeah, he does. He

Yeah, he does. He

Yeah, he does. He
[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]
Sometimes I stand, sometimes I sit and

Sometimes I stand, sometimes I sit and

Sometimes I stand, sometimes I sit and
laugh, but he thinks his tired jokes can

laugh, but he thinks his tired jokes can

laugh, but he thinks his tired jokes can
stop us. He is wrong. While he's busy

stop us. He is wrong. While he's busy

stop us. He is wrong. While he's busy
reading a teleprompter for a tiny

reading a teleprompter for a tiny

reading a teleprompter for a tiny
audience of coastal elites, I'm getting

audience of coastal elites, I'm getting

audience of coastal elites, I'm getting
ready to address a massive crowd of MAGA

ready to address a massive crowd of MAGA

ready to address a massive crowd of MAGA
patriots at the State of the Union. Oh,

patriots at the State of the Union. Oh,

patriots at the State of the Union. Oh,
by the way, we will have a special show

by the way, we will have a special show

by the way, we will have a special show
tomorrow night to laugh at all the

tomorrow night to laugh at all the

tomorrow night to laugh at all the
stupid things he says at that MAGA State

stupid things he says at that MAGA State

stupid things he says at that MAGA State
of the Union. [cheering]

of the Union. [cheering]

of the Union. [cheering]
But I digress. I need millions of MAGA

But I digress. I need millions of MAGA

But I digress. I need millions of MAGA
patriots to step up today and show Jimmy

patriots to step up today and show Jimmy

patriots to step up today and show Jimmy
Kimmel that his words have nothing on

Kimmel that his words have nothing on

Kimmel that his words have nothing on
MAGA and that this movement will forever

MAGA and that this movement will forever

MAGA and that this movement will forever
have more support than he could ever

have more support than he could ever

have more support than he could ever
dream of. Join my MAGA rally blitz now

dream of. Join my MAGA rally blitz now

dream of. Join my MAGA rally blitz now
and I'll add you to my exclusive 2026

and I'll add you to my exclusive 2026

and I'll add you to my exclusive 2026
MAGA membership. Well, that is tempting.

MAGA membership. Well, that is tempting.

MAGA membership. Well, that is tempting.
We could be part of his MAGA rally

We could be part of his MAGA rally

We could be part of his MAGA rally
blitz. What does What even is that? It's

blitz. What does What even is that? It's

blitz. What does What even is that? It's
like something you order at Dairy Queen,

like something you order at Dairy Queen,

like something you order at Dairy Queen,
right? But please give until his

right? But please give until his

right? But please give until his
feelings don't hurt anymore, folks. Why

feelings don't hurt anymore, folks. Why

feelings don't hurt anymore, folks. Why
is the president in his second term even

is the president in his second term even

is the president in his second term even
sending fundraising emails? Maybe, I

sending fundraising emails? Maybe, I

sending fundraising emails? Maybe, I
don't know, maybe he needs it to pay all

don't know, maybe he needs it to pay all

don't know, maybe he needs it to pay all
the big beautiful tariffs he has to give

the big beautiful tariffs he has to give

the big beautiful tariffs he has to give
back now as just about everyone

back now as just about everyone

back now as just about everyone
[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]
but him

but him

but him
expected. The Supreme Court ruled that

expected. The Supreme Court ruled that

expected. The Supreme Court ruled that
the tariffs he is so inexplicably proud

the tariffs he is so inexplicably proud

the tariffs he is so inexplicably proud
of are unconstitutional. The very

of are unconstitutional. The very

of are unconstitutional. The very
conservative Supreme Court ruled against

conservative Supreme Court ruled against

conservative Supreme Court ruled against
him six to three. This was Donald

him six to three. This was Donald

him six to three. This was Donald
Trump's most humiliating legal defeat

Trump's most humiliating legal defeat

Trump's most humiliating legal defeat
yet, even more than the one with the

yet, even more than the one with the

yet, even more than the one with the
porn star where he farted through the

porn star where he farted through the

porn star where he farted through the
whole trial. This is the one Trump um

whole trial. This is the one Trump um

whole trial. This is the one Trump um
was angry. He lashed out at his own

was angry. He lashed out at his own

was angry. He lashed out at his own
handpicked justices. He called them

handpicked justices. He called them

handpicked justices. He called them
fools and lap dogs. He said they were an

fools and lap dogs. He said they were an

fools and lap dogs. He said they were an
embarrassment to their families. And as

embarrassment to their families. And as

embarrassment to their families. And as
father to Eric and Don Jr., that is a

father to Eric and Don Jr., that is a

father to Eric and Don Jr., that is a
man who knows an embarrassment to his

man who knows an embarrassment to his

man who knows an embarrassment to his
family. And now

family. And now

family. And now
the whole thing is a mess because these

the whole thing is a mess because these

the whole thing is a mess because these
companies want refunds for the tariffs

companies want refunds for the tariffs

companies want refunds for the tariffs
they paid, but no one knows how to go

they paid, but no one knows how to go

they paid, but no one knows how to go
about getting one. And of course, Donald

about getting one. And of course, Donald

about getting one. And of course, Donald
Trump doesn't give refunds. I mean, if

Trump doesn't give refunds. I mean, if

Trump doesn't give refunds. I mean, if
he gives a he gives a refund, like when

he gives a he gives a refund, like when

he gives a he gives a refund, like when
Rumple Stillilskin says his own name, he

Rumple Stillilskin says his own name, he

Rumple Stillilskin says his own name, he
shrivels up. He disappears. So what do

shrivels up. He disappears. So what do

shrivels up. He disappears. So what do
you do in a situation like that where

you do in a situation like that where

you do in a situation like that where
you you get smacked down very publicly

you you get smacked down very publicly

you you get smacked down very publicly
by your own conservative court? Well,

by your own conservative court? Well,

by your own conservative court? Well,
I'll tell you what you do. You do this.

I'll tell you what you do. You do this.

I'll tell you what you do. You do this.
Based on the tremendous interest shown,

Based on the tremendous interest shown,

Based on the tremendous interest shown,
I will be directing the Secretary of War

I will be directing the Secretary of War

I will be directing the Secretary of War
and other relevant departments and

and other relevant departments and

and other relevant departments and
agencies to begin the process of

agencies to begin the process of

agencies to begin the process of
identifying and releasing government

identifying and releasing government

identifying and releasing government
files related to alien and

files related to alien and

files related to alien and
extraterrestrial life. That's right.

extraterrestrial life. That's right.

extraterrestrial life. That's right.
He's sending in the aliens.

He's sending in the aliens.

He's sending in the aliens.
[applause]

[applause]

[applause]
Finally,

Finally,

Finally,
the good [cheering] news, Anna, I don't

the good [cheering] news, Anna, I don't

the good [cheering] news, Anna, I don't
think this is working anymore. The

think this is working anymore. The

think this is working anymore. The
latest polls show that Donald Trump is

latest polls show that Donald Trump is

latest polls show that Donald Trump is
going into the State of the Union

going into the State of the Union

going into the State of the Union
tomorrow with his lowest approval

tomorrow with his lowest approval

tomorrow with his lowest approval
numbers yet.

numbers yet.

numbers yet.
>> Polls are tough. You know when you get a

>> Polls are tough. You know when you get a

>> Polls are tough. You know when you get a
fake poll? I get them today. I saw one

fake poll? I get them today. I saw one

fake poll? I get them today. I saw one
today that I'm at 40%.

today that I'm at 40%.

today that I'm at 40%.
40%. I'm not at 40%.

40%. I'm not at 40%.

40%. I'm not at 40%.
>> That's right. You're not at 40%.

>> That's right. You're not at 40%.

>> That's right. You're not at 40%.
[applause]

[applause]

[applause]
You are at 36%.

You are at 36%.

You are at 36%.
Which is [cheering] lower than 40%.

Which is [cheering] lower than 40%.

Which is [cheering] lower than 40%.
[applause]

[applause]

[applause]
He's got this, you know, this weird

He's got this, you know, this weird

He's got this, you know, this weird
pathological reflex to jack up the

pathological reflex to jack up the

pathological reflex to jack up the
number. It's so automatic that even when

number. It's so automatic that even when

number. It's so automatic that even when
it's like a bad number, he jacks it up

it's like a bad number, he jacks it up

it's like a bad number, he jacks it up
to a slightly less bad number. 36%. How

to a slightly less bad number. 36%. How

to a slightly less bad number. 36%. How
dare you say 38%. There's no way I'm at

dare you say 38%. There's no way I'm at

dare you say 38%. There's no way I'm at
40%.

40%.

40%.
That speech tomorrow night is going to

That speech tomorrow night is going to

That speech tomorrow night is going to
be a lot of fun and we will have a a

be a lot of fun and we will have a a

be a lot of fun and we will have a a
show dedicated to covering that. And

show dedicated to covering that. And

show dedicated to covering that. And
meanwhile, did you see our FBI director

meanwhile, did you see our FBI director

meanwhile, did you see our FBI director
whooping it up with the Olympic hockey

whooping it up with the Olympic hockey

whooping it up with the Olympic hockey
hockey team in Italy? Team USA beat

hockey team in Italy? Team USA beat

hockey team in Italy? Team USA beat
heavenly favorite team Canada in

heavenly favorite team Canada in

heavenly favorite team Canada in
overtime. They won their first gold

overtime. They won their first gold

overtime. They won their first gold
medal in 46 years, the first one since

medal in 46 years, the first one since

medal in 46 years, the first one since
the miracle on [cheering] ice. And

the miracle on [cheering] ice. And

the miracle on [cheering] ice. And
[applause] the bad news is Cash Patel,

[applause] the bad news is Cash Patel,

[applause] the bad news is Cash Patel,
not only was he at the game, he was in

not only was he at the game, he was in

not only was he at the game, he was in
the locker room after the game. You can

the locker room after the game. You can

the locker room after the game. You can
see here he is bouncing around like the

see here he is bouncing around like the

see here he is bouncing around like the
the aderall bunny or something pumping

the aderall bunny or something pumping

the aderall bunny or something pumping
his fists. Why he was there, why he

his fists. Why he was there, why he

his fists. Why he was there, why he
needed to be in Italy at all, nobody

needed to be in Italy at all, nobody

needed to be in Italy at all, nobody
knows. All we know is that we paid for

knows. All we know is that we paid for

knows. All we know is that we paid for
it. He flew there on the FBI jet, which

it. He flew there on the FBI jet, which

it. He flew there on the FBI jet, which
is especially rich coming from the man

is especially rich coming from the man

is especially rich coming from the man
who criticized his predecessor,

who criticized his predecessor,

who criticized his predecessor,
Christopher Ray, for doing far, far

Christopher Ray, for doing far, far

Christopher Ray, for doing far, far
less.

less.

less.
>> I'm not the defund everything guy. I'm

>> I'm not the defund everything guy. I'm

>> I'm not the defund everything guy. I'm
just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a

just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a

just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a
government funded G5 jet to go to

government funded G5 jet to go to

government funded G5 jet to go to
vacation. Maybe we ground that plane.

vacation. Maybe we ground that plane.

vacation. Maybe we ground that plane.
15,000 every time it takes off. This is

15,000 every time it takes off. This is

15,000 every time it takes off. This is
odd.

odd.

odd.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to
do Jäger bombs with the hockey team in

do Jäger bombs with the hockey team in

do Jäger bombs with the hockey team in
Italy. That that clip [applause]

Italy. That that clip [applause]

Italy. That that clip [applause]
aged like a tall glass of RFK Junior's

aged like a tall glass of RFK Junior's

aged like a tall glass of RFK Junior's
hot tub milk. Patel defended his little

hot tub milk. Patel defended his little

hot tub milk. Patel defended his little
field trip weekly. He said he was at the

field trip weekly. He said he was at the

field trip weekly. He said he was at the
Olympics to protect US athletes by

Olympics to protect US athletes by

Olympics to protect US athletes by
tasting their beer to make sure it isn't

tasting their beer to make sure it isn't

tasting their beer to make sure it isn't
poisoned. And then you got Blobby or who

poisoned. And then you got Blobby or who

poisoned. And then you got Blobby or who
celebrated the hockey gold by posting

celebrated the hockey gold by posting

celebrated the hockey gold by posting
this dumb AI video of himself playing

this dumb AI video of himself playing

this dumb AI video of himself playing
hockey.

hockey.

hockey.
[music]

[music]

[music]
happens too fast.

happens too fast.

happens too fast.
You change your passion for glory.

You change your passion for glory.

You change your passion for glory.
[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]
Don't lose your [music] grip on the

Don't lose your [music] grip on the

Don't lose your [music] grip on the
dreams of the past.

>> Here's a question. Do you think he knows

>> Here's a question. Do you think he knows
that's not actually him? [laughter]

that's not actually him? [laughter]

that's not actually him? [laughter]
50/50, right? I mean, so Trump dials

50/50, right? I mean, so Trump dials

50/50, right? I mean, so Trump dials
into the locker room after game. Cash

into the locker room after game. Cash

into the locker room after game. Cash
has got his phone to glom on to the

has got his phone to glom on to the

has got his phone to glom on to the
glory and invite the men's team. and

glory and invite the men's team. and

glory and invite the men's team. and
begrudgingly the gold medal winning

begrudgingly the gold medal winning

begrudgingly the gold medal winning
women's team who also won in overtime to

women's team who also won in overtime to

women's team who also won in overtime to
his State of the Union tomorrow.

his State of the Union tomorrow.

his State of the Union tomorrow.
>> We'll do the White House the next day.

>> We'll do the White House the next day.

>> We'll do the White House the next day.
We'll just have some fun. We have medals

We'll just have some fun. We have medals

We'll just have some fun. We have medals
for you guys. And we have to I must tell

for you guys. And we have to I must tell

for you guys. And we have to I must tell
you, we're going to have to bring the

you, we're going to have to bring the

you, we're going to have to bring the
women's team. You do know that.

>> I do believe I probably would be

>> I do believe I probably would be
impeached. Okay. [laughter]

impeached. Okay. [laughter]

impeached. Okay. [laughter]
>> Oh, what a funny creep, huh?

>> Oh, what a funny creep, huh?

>> Oh, what a funny creep, huh?
>> The women's hockey team, by the way,

>> The women's hockey team, by the way,

>> The women's hockey team, by the way,
IMMEDIATELY REFUSED THE INVITATION.

IMMEDIATELY REFUSED THE INVITATION.

IMMEDIATELY REFUSED THE INVITATION.
>> [cheering]

>> REALLY? I MEAN, [applause]

>> REALLY? I MEAN, [applause]
>> can you blame them? The last time Trump

>> can you blame them? The last time Trump

>> can you blame them? The last time Trump
invited a woman with a medal to the

invited a woman with a medal to the

invited a woman with a medal to the
White House, he made her give it to him.

White House, he made her give it to him.

White House, he made her give it to him.
A spokesperson for USA Hockey wrote, "We

A spokesperson for USA Hockey wrote, "We

A spokesperson for USA Hockey wrote, "We
are sincerely grateful for the

are sincerely grateful for the

are sincerely grateful for the
invitation extended to our gold medal

invitation extended to our gold medal

invitation extended to our gold medal
winning US women's hockey team and

winning US women's hockey team and

winning US women's hockey team and
deeply appreciate the recognition of

deeply appreciate the recognition of

deeply appreciate the recognition of
their extraordinary achievement. Due to

their extraordinary achievement. Due to

their extraordinary achievement. Due to
the timing and previously scheduled

the timing and previously scheduled

the timing and previously scheduled
academic and professional commitments

academic and professional commitments

academic and professional commitments
following the games, the athletes are

following the games, the athletes are

following the games, the athletes are
unable to participate. They were honored

unable to participate. They were honored

unable to participate. They were honored
to be included and are grateful for the

to be included and are grateful for the

to be included and are grateful for the
acknowledgement, which is a nice way of

acknowledgement, which is a nice way of

acknowledgement, which is a nice way of
saying puck off, Trump. We [cheering]

saying puck off, Trump. We [cheering]

saying puck off, Trump. We [cheering]
We got better things to [applause] do.

We got better things to [applause] do.

We got better things to [applause] do.
But congratulations to all the US

But congratulations to all the US

But congratulations to all the US
Olympic athletes. They won more gold

Olympic athletes. They won more gold

Olympic athletes. They won more gold
medals than we ever have at the Winter

medals than we ever have at the Winter

medals than we ever have at the Winter
Games. And now, [cheering and applause]

Games. And now, [cheering and applause]

Games. And now, [cheering and applause]
now that the Winter Games are done in

now that the Winter Games are done in

now that the Winter Games are done in
Italy, the Winter Games come to us.

Italy, the Winter Games come to us.

Italy, the Winter Games come to us.
>> Another snowageddon is looming over much

>> Another snowageddon is looming over much

>> Another snowageddon is looming over much
of the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic.

of the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic.

of the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic.
>> It's like snowageddon out there.

>> It's like snowageddon out there.

>> It's like snowageddon out there.
Snowageddon.

Snowageddon.

Snowageddon.
>> Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon.
>> Snowageddon. Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon. Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon. Snowageddon.
>> Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon.
>> Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon.

>> Snowageddon.
>> I've never I haven't heard anybody say

>> I've never I haven't heard anybody say

>> I've never I haven't heard anybody say
snowageddon yet.

snowageddon yet.

snowageddon yet.
>> Snow magum.

>> Snow magum.

>> Snow magum.
>> What did that mean in English? GMO?

>> What did that mean in English? GMO?

>> What did that mean in English? GMO?
>> I don't have no idea.

>> I don't have no idea.

>> I don't have no idea.
>> You don't know. Okay.

>> You don't know. Okay.

>> You don't know. Okay.
>> They got 6 in in Washington DC today,

>> They got 6 in in Washington DC today,

>> They got 6 in in Washington DC today,
which is about 4 in more than God gave

which is about 4 in more than God gave

which is about 4 in more than God gave
FCC chairman Brendan Carr. This is

FCC chairman Brendan Carr. This is

FCC chairman Brendan Carr. This is
[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]
[applause]

[applause]

[applause]
the weasel who is trying to keep

the weasel who is trying to keep

the weasel who is trying to keep
political candidates off late night TV

political candidates off late night TV

political candidates off late night TV
talk shows. Another plan that backfired

talk shows. Another plan that backfired

talk shows. Another plan that backfired
spectacularly last week. Brendan Carr is

spectacularly last week. Brendan Carr is

spectacularly last week. Brendan Carr is
working very hard to put a price on free

working very hard to put a price on free

working very hard to put a price on free
speech. And on top of being the

speech. And on top of being the

speech. And on top of being the
president's little colonel in the war on

president's little colonel in the war on

president's little colonel in the war on
talk shows, he's now urging the networks

talk shows, he's now urging the networks

talk shows, he's now urging the networks
to air what he calls patriotic

to air what he calls patriotic

to air what he calls patriotic
pro-America content to commemorate the

pro-America content to commemorate the

pro-America content to commemorate the
250th anniversary of the Declaration of

250th anniversary of the Declaration of

250th anniversary of the Declaration of
Independence. America's turning 250

Independence. America's turning 250

Independence. America's turning 250
years old this year and I guess that UFC

years old this year and I guess that UFC

years old this year and I guess that UFC
fight on the White House lawn isn't

fight on the White House lawn isn't

fight on the White House lawn isn't
patriotic enough. So he wants more civic

patriotic enough. So he wants more civic

patriotic enough. So he wants more civic
minding minded programming. He wrote

minding minded programming. He wrote

minding minded programming. He wrote
this type of programming is more

this type of programming is more

this type of programming is more
relevant than ever as surveys show that

relevant than ever as surveys show that

relevant than ever as surveys show that
civics's education is in rapid decline.

civics's education is in rapid decline.

civics's education is in rapid decline.
Gee, why wonder why that is? Your boss

Gee, why wonder why that is? Your boss

Gee, why wonder why that is? Your boss
hired the woman who ran Monday Night Raw

hired the woman who ran Monday Night Raw

hired the woman who ran Monday Night Raw
to run the department of education.

to run the department of education.

to run the department of education.
>> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause]
>> But Brandon Carr

>> But Brandon Carr

>> But Brandon Carr
did have some thoughts on how the

did have some thoughts on how the

did have some thoughts on how the
network can improve. He suggested that

network can improve. He suggested that

network can improve. He suggested that
we start each broadcast day with the

we start each broadcast day with the

we start each broadcast day with the
Star Spangled Banner or the Pledge of

Star Spangled Banner or the Pledge of

Star Spangled Banner or the Pledge of
Allegiance and running short PSAs

Allegiance and running short PSAs

Allegiance and running short PSAs
highlighting this day in American

highlighting this day in American

highlighting this day in American
history, which I have to admit is not a

history, which I have to admit is not a

history, which I have to admit is not a
bad idea. And I think you're going to

bad idea. And I think you're going to

bad idea. And I think you're going to
like this, Brendan, because we are

like this, Brendan, because we are

like this, Brendan, because we are
pleased to be the first ever broadcast

pleased to be the first ever broadcast

pleased to be the first ever broadcast
outlet to present what I hope will be

outlet to present what I hope will be

outlet to present what I hope will be
many installments of our newest and most

many installments of our newest and most

many installments of our newest and most
patriotic Brendan Carr inspired segment.

patriotic Brendan Carr inspired segment.

patriotic Brendan Carr inspired segment.
It is called This Day in American

It is called This Day in American

It is called This Day in American
History.

History.

History.
>> Federal Communications Commission

>> Federal Communications Commission

>> Federal Communications Commission
Chairman Brendan Carr and Jimmy Kimmel

Chairman Brendan Carr and Jimmy Kimmel

Chairman Brendan Carr and Jimmy Kimmel
Live present This Day in American

Live present This Day in American

Live present This Day in American
History. February 23rd, 1940, legendary

History. February 23rd, 1940, legendary

History. February 23rd, 1940, legendary
folk musician Woody Guthrie [music]

folk musician Woody Guthrie [music]

folk musician Woody Guthrie [music]
writes, "This land is Your Land." A song

writes, "This land is Your Land." A song

writes, "This land is Your Land." A song
that went on to become one of the most

that went on to become one of the most

that went on to become one of the most
enduring protest songs of all time.

enduring protest songs of all time.

enduring protest songs of all time.
Guthrie would later go on to write Old

Guthrie would later go on to write Old

Guthrie would later go on to write Old
Man Trump, paying tribute to Donald

Man Trump, paying tribute to Donald

Man Trump, paying tribute to Donald
Trump's racist father, Fred, who refused

Trump's racist father, Fred, who refused

Trump's racist father, Fred, who refused
to rent to black people. February 23rd,

to rent to black people. February 23rd,

to rent to black people. February 23rd,
1954,

1954,

1954,
children at Arsenal Elementary in

children at Arsenal Elementary in

children at Arsenal Elementary in
Pittsburgh received the first ever polio

Pittsburgh received the first ever polio

Pittsburgh received the first ever polio
vaccine, a disease that along with

vaccine, a disease that along with

vaccine, a disease that along with
measles [music] is making a comeback.

measles [music] is making a comeback.

measles [music] is making a comeback.
Thanks to Fred Trump's idiot son. And on

Thanks to Fred Trump's idiot son. And on

Thanks to Fred Trump's idiot son. And on
February 22nd, 1997,

February 22nd, 1997,

February 22nd, 1997,
29 years from yesterday, Donald Trump

29 years from yesterday, Donald Trump

29 years from yesterday, Donald Trump
invited his favorite pedophile BFF Jeff

invited his favorite pedophile BFF Jeff

invited his favorite pedophile BFF Jeff
to his home to be photographed in a warm

to his home to be photographed in a warm

to his home to be photographed in a warm
embrace. What did they do after [music]

embrace. What did they do after [music]

embrace. What did they do after [music]
they took this picture? That's their

they took this picture? That's their

they took this picture? That's their
wonderful secret. God bless America.

wonderful secret. God bless America.

wonderful secret. God bless America.
Thanks for the inspiration, Brendan.

Thanks for the inspiration, Brendan.

Thanks for the inspiration, Brendan.
This has been this day in American

This has been this day in American

This has been this day in American
history.

history.

history.
[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]
>> I have to admit, it's right. It was a

>> I have to admit, it's right. It was a

>> I have to admit, it's right. It was a
good idea. [applause]

good idea. [applause]

good idea. [applause]
Thank you, Brandon. We're now on day 10

Thank you, Brandon. We're now on day 10

Thank you, Brandon. We're now on day 10
of the partial government shutdown. On

of the partial government shutdown. On

of the partial government shutdown. On
Saturday, Christine Gnome's Department

Saturday, Christine Gnome's Department

Saturday, Christine Gnome's Department
of Homeland Security abruptly announced

of Homeland Security abruptly announced

of Homeland Security abruptly announced
they would be suspending the TSA

they would be suspending the TSA

they would be suspending the TSA
PreCheck program due to staffing

PreCheck program due to staffing

PreCheck program due to staffing
shortages. And yesterday, because of all

shortages. And yesterday, because of all

shortages. And yesterday, because of all
the backlash, they announced they were

the backlash, they announced they were

the backlash, they announced they were
suspending the suspension of TSA

suspending the suspension of TSA

suspending the suspension of TSA
PreCheck, which is now back on. The DHS

PreCheck, which is now back on. The DHS

PreCheck, which is now back on. The DHS
was hoping that inconveniencing

was hoping that inconveniencing

was hoping that inconveniencing
travelers would put pressure on

travelers would put pressure on

travelers would put pressure on
Democrats to fold, but it turned out

Democrats to fold, but it turned out

Democrats to fold, but it turned out
they can't screw us any more than Spirit

they can't screw us any more than Spirit

they can't screw us any more than Spirit
Airlines already has.

Airlines already has.

Airlines already has.
And while Christy Gnome is playing

And while Christy Gnome is playing

And while Christy Gnome is playing
chicken with our flights, her Department

chicken with our flights, her Department

chicken with our flights, her Department
of Homeland Security is reportedly

of Homeland Security is reportedly

of Homeland Security is reportedly
trying to buy her a $70 million luxury

trying to buy her a $70 million luxury

trying to buy her a $70 million luxury
jet right now. They say it will be used

jet right now. They say it will be used

jet right now. They say it will be used
to transport Secretary Gnome and for

to transport Secretary Gnome and for

to transport Secretary Gnome and for
deportations.

deportations.

deportations.
Hopefully not at the same time. I'd hate

Hopefully not at the same time. I'd hate

Hopefully not at the same time. I'd hate
for somebody to get deported and have to

for somebody to get deported and have to

for somebody to get deported and have to
sit next to Christine Gnome on the

sit next to Christine Gnome on the

sit next to Christine Gnome on the
flight. But [applause] it's quite a a

flight. But [applause] it's quite a a

flight. But [applause] it's quite a a
jet. It has [cheering]

jet. It has [cheering]

jet. It has [cheering]
It's got a kitchen. It's got a bar. It's

It's got a kitchen. It's got a bar. It's

It's got a kitchen. It's got a bar. It's
got four large flat screen TVs. and even

got four large flat screen TVs. and even

got four large flat screen TVs. and even
a bedroom with a queen-sized bed, you

a bedroom with a queen-sized bed, you

a bedroom with a queen-sized bed, you
know, to help with all the deportations.

know, to help with all the deportations.

know, to help with all the deportations.
And who knows, maybe you meet somebody

And who knows, maybe you meet somebody

And who knows, maybe you meet somebody
sexy at work and you want to, you know,

sexy at work and you want to, you know,

sexy at work and you want to, you know,
it's mindboggling. It really is. There

it's mindboggling. It really is. There

it's mindboggling. It really is. There
are so many horrible surprises coming

are so many horrible surprises coming

are so many horrible surprises coming
out of this Department of Homeland

out of this Department of Homeland

out of this Department of Homeland
Security, but this is not one of them.

Security, but this is not one of them.

Security, but this is not one of them.
This is um the acting chief security

This is um the acting chief security

This is um the acting chief security
officer for the DHS is this woman, Aana

officer for the DHS is this woman, Aana

officer for the DHS is this woman, Aana
B. Horin. Okay?

B. Horin. Okay?

B. Horin. Okay?
And yes, that is her real name. I know

And yes, that is her real name. I know

And yes, that is her real name. I know
it's her real name cuz I checked 14

it's her real name cuz I checked 14

it's her real name cuz I checked 14
different times and every time her name

different times and every time her name

different times and every time her name
came back to be Horin.

came back to be Horin.

came back to be Horin.
If your name was Aana Horin, why would

If your name was Aana Horin, why would

If your name was Aana Horin, why would
you use the B? Why the middle

you use the B? Why the middle

you use the B? Why the middle
Ahornin is a um a challenging name to be

Ahornin is a um a challenging name to be

Ahornin is a um a challenging name to be
sure, but Awana is one of many Americans

sure, but Awana is one of many Americans

sure, but Awana is one of many Americans
living with hilarious names. So, uh, we

living with hilarious names. So, uh, we

living with hilarious names. So, uh, we
had our intrepid team of researchers

had our intrepid team of researchers

had our intrepid team of researchers
comb through the internet to find many,

comb through the internet to find many,

comb through the internet to find many,
many other unfortunates who must really,

many other unfortunates who must really,

many other unfortunates who must really,
really love their dads.

really love their dads.

really love their dads.
>> We begin by wishing Elizabeth Hock of

>> We begin by wishing Elizabeth Hock of

>> We begin by wishing Elizabeth Hock of
Reedville a very happy 90th birthday.

Reedville a very happy 90th birthday.

Reedville a very happy 90th birthday.
>> Lanigan Mayor Tony Mock can't understate

>> Lanigan Mayor Tony Mock can't understate

>> Lanigan Mayor Tony Mock can't understate
how important this is. We are William

how important this is. We are William

how important this is. We are William
Hercock, the name to trust. That's

Hercock, the name to trust. That's

Hercock, the name to trust. That's
beautifully caressed straight down the

beautifully caressed straight down the

beautifully caressed straight down the
ground by Quintindok.

ground by Quintindok.

ground by Quintindok.
>> Brendan Cochburn who saw the whole thing

>> Brendan Cochburn who saw the whole thing

>> Brendan Cochburn who saw the whole thing
and shot this video. Jill sidebottom

and shot this video. Jill sidebottom

and shot this video. Jill sidebottom
with the National Christmas Tree

with the National Christmas Tree

with the National Christmas Tree
Association.

Association.

Association.
>> The man's name is Looney Tune.

>> The man's name is Looney Tune.

>> The man's name is Looney Tune.
>> Matthew Pancake is charged. The man

>> Matthew Pancake is charged. The man

>> Matthew Pancake is charged. The man
Edward Coke. 34year-old patches magic

Edward Coke. 34year-old patches magic

Edward Coke. 34year-old patches magic
beans.

beans.

beans.
>> Hi, I'm Dick Chips with Mission Park

>> Hi, I'm Dick Chips with Mission Park

>> Hi, I'm Dick Chips with Mission Park
Funeral Challenge Cemetery.

Funeral Challenge Cemetery.

Funeral Challenge Cemetery.
>> I'm Timun and I'm the student union

>> I'm Timun and I'm the student union

>> I'm Timun and I'm the student union
president.

president.

president.
>> The Honorable Ginger Gu will be filling

>> The Honorable Ginger Gu will be filling

>> The Honorable Ginger Gu will be filling
the vacancy.

the vacancy.

the vacancy.
>> Hey everybody, I'm Dr. BJ Hardick. It's

>> Hey everybody, I'm Dr. BJ Hardick. It's

>> Hey everybody, I'm Dr. BJ Hardick. It's
that time of year again.

that time of year again.

that time of year again.
>> Tiny Cooks. Thanks very much. My

>> Tiny Cooks. Thanks very much. My

>> Tiny Cooks. Thanks very much. My
pleasure for having me.

pleasure for having me.

pleasure for having me.
>> And Dick Bigger Jr.

>> And Dick Bigger Jr.

>> And Dick Bigger Jr.
>> The bigger the better.

>> The bigger the better.

>> The bigger the better.
>> Oh yeah.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Oh yeah.
>> In studio, David Sack Rider, ABC12 News.

>> In studio, David Sack Rider, ABC12 News.

>> In studio, David Sack Rider, ABC12 News.
>> Right on, David. Right on. [cheering] We

>> Right on, David. Right on. [cheering] We

>> Right on, David. Right on. [cheering] We
have a good show tonight. Taylor

have a good show tonight. Taylor

have a good show tonight. Taylor
Tomlinson is here. We have music from

Tomlinson is here. We have music from

Tomlinson is here. We have music from
Arlo Parks, Sarah, [cheering] and Sean

Arlo Parks, Sarah, [cheering] and Sean

Arlo Parks, Sarah, [cheering] and Sean
Watkins are singing in with the band.

Watkins are singing in with the band.

Watkins are singing in with the band.
And we'll be right back with Christina

And we'll be right back with Christina

And we'll be right back with Christina
Applegate. So stick around.