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It's been such a delight getting to know you,

my little shmunkely-punky.

Mm, I just admire everything about you,

the way you're so committed to your clients.

Do you think that's made you who you are?

Well, I'm just passionate about marriages under attack,

you know?

I can't wait to get married and

have an amazing family of ten, and--

I mean, not with you,

I mean, unless that's what you were saying.

I mean, I'm open to it of--

I mean, sorry

what were you asking?

Um, you think marriages are under attack?

By whom?

The enemy!

The great deceiver, the tempter, the false accuser--

Like, White Collar?

Sounds pretty intimidating.

Impressive, even.

Well, actually, no, not humans.

But, the great spiritual forces of evil.

You don't really believe that, do you?

Heaven, spirits, fairies?

Well, actually, yes.

I mean, not the fairy part, but.

And that's what I find so endearing about you,

my little pug, aww.

How you give people hope,

even when there's really no hope at all.

So, when am I gonna see your office?

Roger!

Just because you're not the only man in my life anymore

doesn't mean you can run away from me whenever you want!

Roger.

Hey, Esther, I'm so sorry to bother you,

I know you're really busy.

Hi, Gabby!

What's up?

How was your 12 hours apart from Vince?

Oh, no, it was really good, actually.

Sorry, Gabby, just one second.

Yeah, okay.

Esther, hey.

Vince?

I'm so sorry to bug you on your day off,

but I have a little bit of a problem.

I'm kinda freaking out 'cause Gabby's not talking to me.

I don't know what I did.

Okay, fine, maybe I came home a little bit late last night,

and she was all paranoid about the pizza guy and his face

and this whole thing, and--

Okay, fine, I might've told her

that she was jumping to conclusions,

and then she said that I--

Vince, I should-- I don't listen,

But I listen, I'm listening! Vince.

I listen to--

Hello, excuse me,

I'm trying to have a private conversation here.

I called her first, actually.

Whoa.

You know what?

You're still not listening to me.

White Collar has been following us

by pretending to be other people.

Uh-huh, and this is all because the creepy pizza guy,

you know, left with a different face.

I know it sounds crazy, but that's what I saw.

Okay.

Wait, who's White Collar?

White Collar is a supervillain who is

trying to destroy all superhero teams.

Destroy how?

By breaking us up, turning us against each other,

by literally making us doubt each other.

Okay, look, just tell me

which pizza place you ordered from

and I will make sure that they never bother you,

ever again.

I'll take care of that-- You, you still--

Enough!

Gabby, how was the 12 hours apart?

Actually, I did a lot.

Great!

Tell me about it.

Well, for starters,

I finally cleaned out the coupon cabinet in the kitchen.

Wait, wait, wait.

My coupons? Stop, stop.

I threw out the expired ones and then with the rest

I saved them by date and location, so it's organized.

Wow!

Yeah, and then I painted the nursery,

I talked to Ricochet,

I took the super suits to the dry cleaners,

and I steam cleaned the curtains.

Oh, nope.

No, no you didn't,

because I remember the steam cleaner being broken.

Of course.

I'm impressed.

Vince, what about you?

Oh, me?

Well I--

I did a lot of things.

I played the superhero fantasy league with Gunshow.

That's what I did, yep.

Okay, great.

So what was it like spending the day apart?

Well, to be honest, I actually started to miss him.

Aw, really?

I missed you too.

I really did.

Oh, sorry this is just my--

my team won.

I'll just--

I'll shut that off.

Okay.

Let's try something different.

Now that you've spent 12 hours apart,

I want you two to spend 12 hours together.

Okay, now remember your love languages.

Vince, don't forget to do acts of service for Gabby,

and Gabby, don't forget how important

quality time is for Vince.

Make it special, relish the moments.

Let me show you.

No, no, no, no. Let me show you.

All righty, all righty.

Look at that!

You are ridiculous. That's really good!

Well no, no, no, hold on-- I've got this,

look, look, look.

What! Okay, pound it, all right.

Look at this, look at that sizzle.

Okay check it out.

Okay.

All right, what are you feeling?

Romance, thriller, superhero flick?

No, not superhero, I need a break from work.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, then...

Romance it is.

This is nice.

Yeah.

You know, maybe we can be like Gunshow and Ricochet.

Just a little gun show right there.

Ahh!

Woo!

Ahh.

You're a king, I am a king.

Babe.

What is it?

Can you see that I had the door closed?

Sorry, a thousand more followers and we're at a million.

And then what?

Two million!

Yeah, you know what,

I'm getting a key to the city tomorrow, so

I'm gonna go to bed, but enjoy your followers.

I do all the work, you get all the glory.

That's how it goes.

Who's this guy?

What?

Are you accusing me of cheating?

Is that what you're doing?

I mean I might as well,

it's not like there's any love left at home.

Why would you say that?

I mean everything that we have it's just,

it's a total sham.

Is this not apparent to you?

Everything that we do,

it's all online, it's all fake.

It's not like it was always like that.

When you first started flying,

you used to take me around the city on dates.

You used to always take me around.

That was back before-- What happened to that?

That was back before they levied a super hero tax

in crossing every county line, okay?

That's over! Oh, Gunshow, you--

That's in the past, okay?

You can afford it, are you kidding?

Tell me who the guy is in the photo, huh?

Why'd you blur him out?

He is a fan.

Stop lying to me.

Just-- He is a fan,

he wanted a picture. That's a great excuse.

You can't even answer me. Are you having me followed?

Is that was this-- Why, should I be?

Should I be having you followed?

Yeah, maybe it would show that you cared for once!

Huh?

You know what, we both stopped caring a long time ago.

Vince?

Gabby!

Vince, buddy!

Come on.

What, what?

We're getting a divorce. We're getting a divorce.

You really know how to break a man's heart, all right.

You think that I'm cheating on you!

No I don't think that you're cheating on me,

I just-- Why would I--

Guys, guys.

Have you guys ever tried "I" statements?

And then, they were like,

"We're gonna get a divorce."

So guess what we did?

We helped!

How?

We talked to them about pain cycles.

And love languages.

Come on, yes! Good job.

Honestly, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but

I actually think they're worse off than we are.

Yeah I mean, White Collar was involved, for sure.

He was trying to get them to split up

and distrust each other.

But you know what?

I get it.

It feels so good to be able to help.

And it made us not feel so alone.

The fact that God could even use us like that?

It just--

I don't know, it really--

I think it gave us purpose.

Yeah.

We made a huge decision, Esther.

We have decided to fight for our marriage.

Yes, yes, yes, praise Jesus!

We have a long way to go.

Mainly him.

Oh get out of here.

You got a lot of work to do.

Fine.

Just kidding.

But we could not have done it without you,

and God of course.

That's where the real power is.

I love you. I love you.

Oh!

Excuse me.

Oh!

Hey, the Commissioner's finally calling me for once.

There you go.

Hey listen,

we found out that White Collar

was chasing you two the whole time.

He's a shape shifter, too.

No, but I have a-- I wanna see the place

where you work, and I--

Vince, Gabby, this is my fiancee--

boyf--

Third date?

It's him!

Listen, if you can capture him,

you'll become full fledged superheros!

What do you say?

Wait!

We got this.

What?

I didn't mean to call you my fiancee!