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What are you doing?

How good was I yesterday?

I was fighting, I had the ice.

I was so good.

You were.

I guess this thing isn't as fire proof as you thought.

Oh well, what can you do?

You need some help?

No, I am almost done but hey, we got another hero voucher.

Just two more to go.

Woo!

Finally.

Honey, we should probably just you know, not rush it.

Okay, I mean we have baby powers on the way.

We should take it easy, maybe take a break today.

Take the day off, go to the beach.

Please tell me you're joking.

No, you could use a break.

Come on, your fire balls have been a little more unstable

than usual.

No, stop, stop.

I am fine.

We're finally close to becoming legitimate superhero's,

not just basic, sitting on the sideline.

I know, I know, I just, I don't think we're ready.

Stop.

Why can't you just support my ideas?

Well because you just keep pushing things too fast.

Come on!

We don't need to get everything done right before

the baby gets here.

Stop, you are smothering me.

Please, back up, back, back up and stop pretending

like you know what's best for me.

Well, you know what, sometimes I might know exactly

what's best for you.

You know I'm starting to think you like basic which

really is not me.

I don't.

You know you make it really hard ...

Well guess what?

We will have others

Enough!

I have a great idea.

Why don't you two spend 12 hours apart?

Yep, great.

Now this is heaven.

So cute.

Vince.

Babe, you wanna go to the park and get like a cute

picture for our sponsors?

Babe.

Atta babe, atta babe.

Yes, yes, just six points.

Come on, come on, just keep that up.

Baby, let's go to the park.

Come on.

In a minute babe all right.

Okay, I'll go by myself.

All right.

Sugar free vanilla latte with almond milk and a

kitty face in the foam.

You remembered?

Ah, he's so cute.

I didn't know you were already here.

I have a way of blending in.

So how was your day?

Good.

It was good.

I normally have a married couple that I meet with during

this time, but I told them to take 12 hours apart.

Give myself a little break too.

What are they supposed to do apart?

Well, I really shouldn't talk about clients

outside the office.

I won't tell a soul, trust me.

I trust you.

And you lose.

Oh no, no, no.

I'm here.

♪ Welcome to the man cave ♪

♪ It's where heroes become the legends yeah ♪

What are you doing?

You vlogging?

Nah, bro.

It's CSFL.

Three words, super hero fantasy league, yeah.

I've never heard of that.

You seriously never heard of this?

No, no I'm serious what is it?

First of all, this is some serious stuff.

So, your hero saves a cat.

It's gonna be one point.

Your hero stops a robin, it's gonna be three points.

They stop a bus from the kids falling off a bridge

is gonna be, actually.

Is it gonna be 10 points?

You're playing with me man.

What does that mean?

You stop playing with me.

No, no, is that right?

Yeah, you already know how this game works.

I mean, cause you said one and three

No, no, no, no you've played this before.

That's really good.

Okay, if you're hero saved the entire planet then

it's like they won the entire league right?

Then the game ...

Boom!

Boom baby!

Oh wow!

I wanna play man.

You do?

I want in.

How do I get this

All right, all right, take out your phone

Sign me up, sign me up, sign me up.

Hey, it's Ricochet.

Oh hi.

Hi.

Come in I guess.

Mind some company?

No.

Hot chocolate.

Thank you.

That's really nice.

How did you know I was home.

I saw your post.

Oh.

Need some help with your hashtags girl.

Oh, thanks.

Speaking of, can you actually take a picture of me

holding this first.

Oh uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can do that.

Thanks.

Okay.

Appreciate it.

Can you stand there.

Yes, okay, ready?

Here we go.

Oh lower, can you go lower so then like angle it.

Oh, so you look really tall.

Skinny, skinny.

Cheese.

Oh hello, hi.

I think I got it.

You might just wanna look at those.

Hi, I can sign, I can sign for that.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks, sorry.

Are you kidding me?

More tiny hands.

That's so cute.

No, I find these all over the house.

He has like

For the baby?

No, it's for Vince.

Yeah, no he loves, he collects them.

I don't know.

Okay, here's my issue.

I just have to vent a little bit.

He doesn't put me first.

Like your husband, he puts you first.

Vince, he's just.

Gun show is not perfect.

Well, I mean you guys don't fight.

No, no, no, no, we don't fight.

We never fight.

You don't fight.

We just go like three or four days without talking

but you know.

Well, I mean, I haven't talked to Vince today so don't

even worry about it.

Yeah.

I wonder how he's doing actually.

Oh, they got em, they got em, they got em, they got em

OH!!!!

I won!

This is so messed up.

Gosh.

Yo, I gotta get going.

No, it's not over yet.

I gotta go, I gotta go.

Gabby's gonna be looking for me.

No, no, no.

Can't you just stay a little bit longer.

I'm all alone here man.

And I mean, besides it looks like the cat's on the loose

I mean you can't go now.

Okay, five more minutes.

Okay.

Five more minutes, lets do this!

Oh no, the pizza duh.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

Small flying pizza.

Yeah, that's me.

Sign right there.

I see you used our coupon.

I did, thank you Vince.

You home alone tonight.

No, my husbands on his way.

Oh really, he's leaving his beautiful wife all

home alone.

Okay, that's inappropriate.

I could rub your feet.

It's okay, thank you, have a good one.

You sure.

Yes, thank you.

Oh, your ...

My caller doesn't have a team, he is the team.

We interrupt this program for a special announcement

We just received breaking news that super villain cat

attack has been spotted downtown wreaking havock.