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Okay, two more, one and two, and I'm done.

I'm done.

You know, we should probably just take it easy today,

maybe just, you know, hang out, spend the day together,

play hooky? You wanna make

my life easier?

Why don't you start doing your part around the house?

Huh? Okay.

Okay fine, fine, fine.

So, you're saying that if I just help clean around the house

then, you know, we can,

I don't know, go paintballing tonight?

No.

But I have a coupon, so.

No!

But that's what you just said!

No, I'm pregnant!

I know but I--

Please?

Stop. Please?

Now back to your glutes,

let's get on those, okay?

Here we go.

I just need you to give me some space.

You know that this--

This is one of the last times that we're gonna be alone,

just you and I, for a very long time.

Have you seen the house

that we are bringing this child into?

Good morning.

Here, I would like to give you an "I" statement.

I have had it up to here doing all the house work by myself.

You just wanna go out to eat all the time.

All I'm asking you is to paint the nursery.

I just want the nursery painted.

Well technically, you did start with I.

Okay hold on, I have an "I" statement for you.

I feel like life is not all about cleaning, okay?

And that it's okay for a husband to wanna take his wife out

for a romantic evening.

Great, so Gabby, how does that--

A romantic evening?

Do you know what he considers a romantic evening?

Paintballing!

He wants to go paintballing.

Why not? Why don't you just ask me

what I want to do?

You are suffocating me, Vince.

Seriously.

I'm not--

I have a baby.

Are you freezing me out, seriously?

Freeze your own body!

Um, it sounds like there's a lot of fear

in your relationship,

but you know perfect love casts out all fear!

What does that even mean? What does that even mean?

Well, um--

Uh, what I--

We've all had things happen to us that cause us

fear and distrust,

and so we hurt other people,

and then we pass that on to our children.

It's called a pain cycle.

But, when we embrace true love,

there is no fear.

Let's try this.

Gabby, what's your first memory of getting hurt?

I don't know,

I guess

when my dad left my mom

and when I was 10, they--

I'm so sorry.

He said that it had nothing to do with me,

and that he loved me but,

I haven't seen him since, so.

Yeah.

Vince, what about you?

Okay, my--

Both my parents were superheroes, so.

Nothing special.

So you had a perfect childhood?

I didn't say that.

Were they hard on you?

Yes, I mean it was--

it was chaotic, okay?

I mean, two superhero parents,

neither of them could control their super powers, so.

Look, we lived in a messy house, all right?

And my dad would punch holes in the wall

when he was practicing for missions,

and we just left it that way 'cause that's how we lived.

How did that make you feel?

What do you want me to say?

I vowed that I would not lose control the way they did.

Let me guess.

Gabby, when you have a bad day, you go inwards.

You seek alone time, you try and push the hurt down,

avoid it.

And Vince, you like to deal with things head on,

and you get angry when Gabby won't talk things out with you,

so you push her to share her thoughts,

but that just causes Gabby to withdraw even more.

So, you have been spying on us?

She's definitely been spying on us.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Pain cycles.

Hold on.

Timing.

It's Commissioner Mason.

Sorry, we should probably take this.

Let's go, okay.

Why is he calling you instead of me?

Are you serious?

Thank you.

Just so you know,

my phone is always available for you to call, so.

I do know that, yes, so.

Listen--

But I mean, we don't really care if you call me or her.

I mean, either is fine, so.

Well, either is fine, but just so you know,

I feel like I've shown

some really amazing expertise in this area, so.

I see, well listen.

This is why I called, okay?

I want--

Actually, just give us one second, Commissioner.

Wait, what are you doing?

All of this is irrelevant.

Stop, stop, now is not the time,

put him back on.

No!

Look at you, okay?

It's never the time, always running away from your problems.

No?

Oh look at you, now you're shutting me out!

No, no, you are pushing me!

Oh, and now you're withdrawing even more.

Don't wanna talk about it.

Hey!

You know I can still hear you, right?

I'm still here. Oh.

I'm sorry, I should've--

See I should've--

Listen, I was just calling to see

how your therapy sessions went.

Um, well actually we-- Well, yeah.

We learned a lot about ourselves today.

Yeah, definitely.

Good, good.

I can't stress to you how dangerous White Collar is.

He and his minions have broken up four different teams.

He's literally trying to cause discord

and to break up marriages, all right?

No, we don't want that to happen, either.

Well do we know where he's at?

I'm sorry, I wish I knew, okay?

All I can tell you is to be careful, okay?

Be on guard.

You won't see him coming.

Oh, oh, hello, um,

sorry, sorry Commissioner. One second, Commissioner.

Can you just tell her to stop?

This is kinda important.

We're okay! No, no, no, no.

Here, just use--

We're good, we're good!

Thank you.

Thank you Commissioner, thank you.

And again, you can always call me,

so thank you. Well, I mean

it doesn't matter who you call,

me or her, again.

Okay, but, but--

Thank you.

All right, well.

Well my middle name is Elizabeth,

which was my grandmother's name, she raised my mother

after my grandfather passed away,

and it's a shame because I wish I would've known him

because you know what they say!

We're some of everyone who came before us.

Look at me rambling like a silly little schoolgirl,

it's like I've never been on a date before--

I mean, this is a date, right?

I don't wanna make any assumptions.

Of course this is a date.

I can't wait to find out all about you.

Speaking of which,

you're a marriage and family therapist, aren't you?

Uh-huh.

Fascinating.

Please, tell me all about it,

and don't leave anything out.