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Vince. Mm?

Vince, wake up. Mm-mm.

Vince, wake up! Mm-mm.

Come on!

Ow, why, why?

So Ricochet and Gunshow have already saved the day

and it's not even eight a.m...

What?

Is that--

Yes, that's the city monument.

He used it to block a bus of children from being zapped.

I could do that.

Uh-huh, right.

My phone.

Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no what? Oh no what?

I missed a call from Commissioner Mason.

I guess we were supposed to be on clean up.

How would you miss a call?

Why doesn't he call me?

At this rate, I will never be Heat Wave.

Heat Wave?

Is that the best name you could come up with?

Hey!

Hi, hi commissioner! Commissioner Mason, hey!

I'm sorry, we were .

We were sleeping.

No time for that, I got a mission for you both.

It's White Collar again.

Okay. Absolutely.

Yeah, great, we're on it. Okay.

We found a few of his cronies downtown at the subway.

Can you two handle this?

Absolutely.

Okay, no more fireballs.

Ready.

I'm driving. What?

Not a chance!

Wait! What?

Oh no!

No, no, no, no, no, not now, not now!

Oh, oh!

Oh, okay, all right.

I'm gonna be over here if you need me.

Why is your wife running around pregnant?

She should be home resting.

Hey, you just mind your own business.

No, no, no, no.

She actually has a point.

I should be the one driving and taking care of you.

No, no!

I'm fine, okay?

I can.

No, no, not again, not again.

Baby, you're gonna make me throw up!

You're just not reliable with the calls!

I should be the one taking them.

You're the one who is immobile.

Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't help what my body is doing!

Oh.

Gabbs.

You should really let me handle this, okay?

It's clear that the pregnancy

is messing with your emotions and your powers.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You think I'm emotional?

You're the control freak!

Crazy.

I heard that!

Hey, whoa!

Are you okay? Just stop.

Can we not call anyone crazy?

There's a lot of healthier options

to work out your differences,

especially as super gifted people.

Yeah.

Can we continue?

Yeah. I guess.

Okay, sorry.

Yeah, we'll just sit back down.

Yeah, okay. Sure, I guess.

In Philippians, it says,

"Each of you should look not only to your own interests"

"but also to the interests of others."

Maybe a life application

would be helpful to understand this.

Oh, I have an exercise!

Have you tried using I statements?

I, what?

You both voiced a lot of hurt

but you did it using you which shifts the blame.

Now, try changing it to I.

Okay.

Well, I feel like you are being egotistical and selfish

when you tell me you want me to stay at home

instead of going on missions.

Oh, okay.

I feel like you are more obsessed

with your job than our marriage.

Well, I feel like you don't take our job seriously

and you deliberately try to sabotage our chances

of becoming legitimate superheros!

Oh, really, okay.

Fine!

I feel like you just wanna be a big shot

rather than be a team!

Hold up, hold up!

Maybe that's enough for today

and you should both go home and cool off

or something like that.

I'm sorry about the mess.

Yeah, we actually have superpower insurance

so I can make sure that you're covered.

Oh, don't worry, it's nothing.

Let me see you to the door.

Okay.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Who cares if I haven't gone on a date in two years?

I mean, it's fine, I know what I'm talking about.

I've studied everything.

Oh my gosh.

How am I gonna help these people?

They're super people!

No, not that one.

No.

No!

I know love!

I know love, I know love.

Love conquers everything!

I got this.

Yes.

So what if I haven't dated in two years?

Wasn't my fault.

I mean, Zach, oh, Zach was so nice, and Richard.

It was my mom's fault.

Why did she show up on our second date?

I told her not to do that.

Well, at least to hide in the back but it wasn't my fault.

God has a plan.

I don't really get this whole I statement thing.

Mm.

Well, I am ready to go to bed.

I don't think you're doing it right.

Hey, guys! Oh!

Of course they're live and talking about themselves.

Good day. Not once, but twice.

These two make me more nauseous than morning sickness.

They do look like they really love each other though.

♪ Beep ♪

♪ Boop ♪

♪ Beep ♪

♪ Boop ♪ Can you back up please?

Like I said, should've got a place with two bathrooms.

All done.

Change the world, guys.

For real.

Once again, this is Gunshow.

And Ricochet.

Knocked our way.

All right, that was awful.

My biceps were out of frame

and we should've done a full body shot.

Oh, and by the way. This thing just broke.

Oh, did it break?

Well, maybe if you hadn't broken it

and you'd gone to the store

and actually gotten the proper equipment.

Okay.

So hashtags bulletproof, lifesaver, hero,

and get wrecked, what else?

Mm-hmm.