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Welcome to Shepard Spring marriage counseling.

Now, can you give me an idea of why we're here today?

Well, our marriage needs help.

I would say it need extra help.

Probably super, extra help, actually.

Why, now why would you say that?

Well because we're superheros.

Are you kidding me?

What?

Uh, superheros?

That's interesting, I've never had

a superhero couple before.

What can I do for you?

Well...

We were on a mission two weeks ago.

Good, good, stop shaking.

I got it, I got it.

No, it's gonna be blurry. Ugh, it's blurry.

See, you never listen to me anymore.

I'm sorry.

We don't know how dangerous these guys are.

Look, I'm, I--

wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna go get the package.

No!

Okay?!

These guys could be very dangerous,

I've said it a million times.

Let me handle this, I'll be faster.

Excuse me?

Look, Commissioner Mason said

that he could be anyone.

We don't know how many of these

super villains are out there.

Please?

Is that really how they deliver the paper nowadays?

Gabby, Gabby, no, no, no, no, no, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby!

Gabby!

I got this!

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Shhhh!

This has got to be one of the stupidest ideas

you've ever had!

Think about the baby.

That's all I think about every time you order

something stupid online that we can't afford

and don't have room for.

Are you squabbling again?

What, what is this?

Oh my phone, the commissioner.

You see, this is why I should be handling the phone calls.

Hey commissioner!

Hi commissioner.

How's it going?

Sorry, it was a little pocket dial.

This is supposed to be an easy mission, Powers okay?

Gather the intel on the enemy,

protect the valued operatives, and don't get caught.

Yeah, don't get caught, easy.

Easy.

Sir, we have reason to believe that White Collar

and his team of mercenaries have infiltrated Ricochet and

Gunshow with a nefarious package.

So why we still talking?

Go get the package!

Bring it to headquarters immediately, in tact please.

Look, I was just thinking Gabby shouldn't be doing these

missions, especially in her condition.

It's not a condition!

No.

White Collars mercaneries have dismantling the best

of all our agents.

Anyone who comes into contact with this group

has become volatile and unable to work with others.

I think we have a new target.

We won't let you down.

Copy that commissioner, out.

Oh, oh, oh.

♪ And he's making me eggs ♪

Yes I am, I'm making some eggs!

Gosh, do they have to post everything that they do?

It's 5:30 in the morning, I have to go to work,

and he still gets up just to cook me breakfast.

Do you have to watch everything that they post?

Well she is my friend.

I'm going for that package.

No, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby.

Come here!

Stop!

Look, we can tag team this, me and you!

No!

Wait, wait, wait, no!

Look, for once in your life, let me help you.

Okay.

No, wait, Gabby!

So basically our boss gave us an ultimatum.

He said go to marriage counseling or turn in your suits.

And we're here.

Wow!

You two have such a colorful career choice.

No, no, no, no this isn't a career choice

this is our purpose.

Yeah and it's all she cares about.

No!

That is not all I care about.

Well you didn't care about our anniversary, huh?

The one that just happened.

Oh?

You forgot already.

Are you kidding me?

Are you serious right now?

Okay, you wanted to fly to Paris and we had a

very important mission. So what are we supposed to do?

Just abandon our purpose?

Okay, well you didn't listen to me in the first place.

If your friends, the Jetsteams flew us there

we'd be there is 30 minutes, just like I had planned.

Well guess what?

We will have others.

Oh yeah, will we?

And how many years have you been married,

Five.

Yeah, mmhm.

And 12 days.

Look we are just not in harmony at the moment.

Harmony?

Oh you know what?

Here's my issue with you:

you are always trying to plan a new adventure

or a new vacation.

How are we actually supposed to plan

on having this little kid whose coming into this world?

It's our first child. Hold on, hold on.

You want to know my problem with you?

You never let me finish my sentence.

Oh?

You are driving me crazy.

Well you know what?

Maybe we should just resign.

Yeah right.

She's not gonna give up her job.

I wasn't talking about my job.

Oh, us?

You're talking about us.

So you're just gonna give up on us, the baby, everybody?

See?

You're literally putting words in my mouth.

I didn't actually say that.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Well here's the thing

we got a little super peanut coming.

Sorry!

This is how I get my cat Roger to stop scratching the sofa.

Listen, I'm a Christian therapist.

So the only way I can really help you

is to help you understand your relationship with God,

and his principles for marriage.

Great, perfect.

We're Christians, so this is--

Christians?

I mean when was the last time we went to church?

That's okay.

God hasn't abandoned you.

He's for you.

He's for your relationship.

And if there's any part of you

that still wants to work this out, we both can help.

I mean me.

Me and God.

Okay.

Are you saying that you're gonna take us on?

Yes!

I am going to take you on.

That's great!

And we're gonna start with our theme verse.

Theme verse?

If there's only one thing you get away from today

I want it to be this.

It's a verse from Philippians.

Ready?

Sure.

Each of you should look, not only to your own interests,

but also to the interests of others.

Um.

So just like, what?

Help people, save the world and stuff?

I mean we do that.

The more you can think about the interests and needs

of each other, the better your marriage will be.

Yeah.

Yeah, whatever.

That's very easy.

So easy!

So, you'll come next week, and we'll get right into it.

Just a quick question.

This whole thing between you, me, her we can talk about--

Anything. Anything?

Mmhm.

Anything? Anything.

Anything?

Mmhm.

Well I just wanna talk about just a quick thing--

Oh, right now?

Right now.

When, this one time she brutally destroyed our home

and it really, really upset me.

Are you kidding me right now?

It was a window.

It was a window and you wanna say

I brutally destroyed the house

Well then what else would you call it?

I don't know, maybe I was emotional

I'm pregnant!

I'm pregnant.

Word choice!

She's doing the word choice thing where you always

tell me to watch my word choice, watch my word choice!

Mind games, you play these mind games. No, I'm done.

Mind games? Wait, but I'm a super hero.

That's what I do.

Listen, at the same time--

What a fun couple.