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You lost the part.
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I didn't lose the part.
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It's not like, I lost it.
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Where did it go?
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I could have
won another Academy
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I could have
won another Academy
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Award with this part.
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Not with
this part, no away.
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No, no, no, it is.
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It's that good a part,
and I needed that.
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It's that good a part,
and I needed that.
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I needed it.
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What do you want from me?
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They said no.
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I want-- I
want you to work for me.
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I want you to convince
them to say yes.
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I want you to convince
them to say yes.
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I'm working,
working, working.
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They said no, and
I can't say no.
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This is a serious
breach of contract.
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This is a serious
breach of contract.
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Losing a role is
not a breach of contract.
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If it were, no agent in
town would be working.
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If it were, no agent in
town would be working.
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Well, there's a promising idea.
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I am Bethany Baxter,
award-winning actress,
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I am Bethany Baxter,
award-winning actress,
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Bethany Baxter.
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Yes, I know.
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I know.
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Well, they did not just hand
me those awards, Mr. Kravitz.
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Well, they did not just hand
me those awards, Mr. Kravitz.
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I earned them.
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Yes, you did, totally.
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But that was then,
and this is now.
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But that was then,
and this is now.
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So what, my own agent is now
telling me I'm a has-been?
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No, I'm just telling
you the reality.
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After a while, the roles dry up.
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Meryl Streep is
the same age as I,
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and-- and she still
gets leading roles.
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Yeah, but I'm not
Meryl Steep's agent,
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Yeah, but I'm not
Meryl Steep's agent,
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and you are not Meryl Streep.
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And now you're mocking me.
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I can't find leading roles
for a 65-year-old actress.
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I can't find leading roles
for a 65-year-old actress.
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60, I am 60 years old.
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Whatever.
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Matt Kravitz, you are
no longer my agent.
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Matt Kravitz, you are
no longer my agent.
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Oh, Bethany, can we not
do this again, please?
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That's Ms. Baxter to you.
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Now get out.
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Fine, Ms. Baxter, can we no--
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Get out.
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- Fine.
- Get out.
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Bethany.
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Get out, out of my house.
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Bethany.
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Out.
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Out, out, out, or I'll
have you arrested.
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OK, I'm leaving.
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Call me when you calm down.
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Just get out of my
life, you parasite.
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You should be mowing my lawn
instead of these peasants.
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You should be mowing my lawn
instead of these peasants.
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If they could speak
English, they would
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know what a scoundrel you are.
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Is everything all right, madam?
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No, Mr. Sheldon, everything
is decidedly not all right.
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No, Mr. Sheldon, everything
is decidedly not all right.
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I heard yelling.
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Oh, that's just my moron
of an agent, my ex-agent.
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Oh, that's just my moron
of an agent, my ex-agent.
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I see.
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Oh, madam, your flowers
and the crystal vase--
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Oh, madam, your flowers
and the crystal vase--
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Forget about the
flowers, Mr. Sheldon.
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They were dead already.
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But the vase, oh, the
vase was an heirloom.
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But the vase, oh, the
vase was an heirloom.
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It's absolutely irreplaceable.
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Perhaps it can be restored.
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I think not.
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I think I should have
grabbed something
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I think I should have
grabbed something
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less valuable to throw at him.
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Madam should not
be so impulsive.
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Madam should not
be so impulsive.
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The repercussions are
always so very devastating.
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I'm finished, Mr. Sheldon.
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I'm finished with this business.
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Perhaps a nice
glass of lemonade?
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Lemonade, that's your
answer to everything.
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Lemonade, that's your
answer to everything.
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Well, it's always helped
in the past, hasn't it?
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I shall be in my study.
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Yes, madam.
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Yes?
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Madam.
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I have decided to
write my memoirs.
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I have decided to
write my memoirs.
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Mr. Sheldon, what do
you think of that?
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Very propitious, madam.
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Mm-hmm, and I
know exactly where
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Mm-hmm, and I
know exactly where
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I will start-- with
that bout of pneumonia
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when I died in my hospital bed.
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I believe madam
had fallen asleep.
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I believe madam
had fallen asleep.
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No, I was dead, Mr. Sheldon.
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I was dead.
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Dead, dead, dead, remember that.
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Yes, madam.
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And I will start with
my triumphs of my career,
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going from one starring
role to the next.
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Yes.
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And I guess I have to
mention my ex-husbands.
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All five of them, madam?
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Well, one does try
to be fair, you know.
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Well, one does try
to be fair, you know.
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Yes, madam.
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Yes, I shall name
names, Mr. Sheldon.
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I shall have my revenge
on this rotten business.
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I shall have my revenge
on this rotten business.
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Madam.
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Uh, young man, yes,
yes, you, could you come
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Uh, young man, yes,
yes, you, could you come
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over here for a moment, please?
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- Yes, Ms. Baxter.
- I'm so sorry.
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- Yes, Ms. Baxter.
- I'm so sorry.
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What is your name?
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My name is Joshua, Ms. Baxter.
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That's very biblical, isn't it?
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Is there something
I can help you with.
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No, no, uh, no,
have a seat, Joshua.
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No, actually I wanted to
apologize to you for my rather
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boorish behavior this morning.
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It was not directed at you.
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I understand that, Ms. Baxter.
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Now I certainly didn't mean to
imply that you were a peasant.
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Now I certainly didn't mean to
imply that you were a peasant.
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I mean, you're obviously
quite different.
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And I was going to offer you
an ice-cold glass of lemonade,
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And I was going to offer you
an ice-cold glass of lemonade,
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if you would accept it.
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But the garden--
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Oh, well, the garden will still
be here when you're finished.
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Oh, well, the garden will still
be here when you're finished.
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It would be my
pleasure, Ms. Baxter.
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Thank you.
- Great.
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Forgive my incompetence here.
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Mr. Sheldon usually does
these things for me.
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Mr. Sheldon usually does
these things for me.
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Mm, it's very good.
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Mr. Sheldon does have
a way with these things.
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But, again, I would
like to apologize.
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But, again, I would
like to apologize.
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And, um, if you
want an autograph,
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I could certainly provide that.
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Or if you wanted to
take a selfie even,
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Or if you wanted to
take a selfie even,
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I could do that, although
I don't usually do that.
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That won't be
necessary, Ms. Baxter.
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That won't be
necessary, Ms. Baxter.
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Maybe a tip, cash,
uh, whatever you want--
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um, Joshua, the thing is
I would like to make sure
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um, Joshua, the thing is
I would like to make sure
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that the events of this
morning just remain between us,
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you know, away from prying eyes.
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I assure you,
Ms. Baxter, I have
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no business with the paparazzi.
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Well, you never can be
too careful these days,
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Well, you never can be
too careful these days,
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though there are
still many people
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who are very
interested in my life,
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who are very
interested in my life,
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even after all these years.
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I have a very great
interest in your life.
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I have a very great
interest in your life.
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You do?
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Uh-huh.
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You're not some
obsessive fan, are you?
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I'm afraid I don't go to
the movies much, Ms. Baxter.
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I'm afraid I don't go to
the movies much, Ms. Baxter.
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Well, you're not
missing anything.
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They certainly don't
make them like they
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used to, certainly not when
I was winning my awards.
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used to, certainly not when
I was winning my awards.
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Joshua, let's take a walk.
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So I see you're a married man.
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Yes, yes, I have a
very lovely bride.
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Yes, yes, I have a
very lovely bride.
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You must love her very much.
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More than you
could possibly know.
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Alas, I never had
much luck with love.
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Alas, I never had
much luck with love.
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Yes, I know.
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I never could
pick the right one.
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I never could
pick the right one.
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You should have consulted me.
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Now why on Earth
would I consult you?
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Many people do.
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Some take my advice,
and some don't.
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Do I know you?
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Not really.
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Who are you?
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Who do you say I am?
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Well, I thought you
were the gardener,
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but now I'm starting to think
you're a tabloid reporter.
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Ms. Baxter, I assure you,
I'm nothing of the sort.
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Ms. Baxter, I assure you,
I'm nothing of the sort.
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Oh, you're not one of
those Jesus people, are you?
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No, Ms. Baxter.
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Good.
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I am Jesus.
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You know I'm-- I'm suddenly
not feeling very well.
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Let's get you out of the sun.
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Yes, that might be a good idea.
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Oh, thank you.
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Madam, is everything all right?
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Yes, Mr. Sheldon,
it certainly is.
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Oh, uh--
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Begging your pardon,
sir, do I know you?
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Oh, forgive me.
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This is Mr. Sheldon, my valet.
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Mr. Sheldon, this
is Jesus Christ.
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Mr. Sheldon, this
is Jesus Christ.
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Well, don't just stand there.
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Offer Jesus a chair.
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Madam, do you-- do you
think it's wise to, uh--
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Madam, do you-- do you
think it's wise to, uh--
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To have Jesus for a visit?
Well, of course.
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Should I-- should
I call anyone?
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Mr. Sheldon, you do
whatever you think is best.
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Mr. Sheldon, you do
whatever you think is best.
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You really don't believe I
am who I say I am, do you?
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Well, you know, I don't
really care who you are,
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Well, you know, I don't
really care who you are,
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as long as you don't hurt me.
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Ms. Baxter--
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No, no, I really have
to give you credit.
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No, no, I really have
to give you credit.
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That is the best disguise I
have ever had a reporter use.
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I mean, first you're a gardener,
and then you're Jesus Christ.
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I mean, first you're a gardener,
and then you're Jesus Christ.
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Well done.
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But now that you have
me cornered, go ahead.
250
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But now that you have
me cornered, go ahead.
251
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Ask your questions.
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Ms. Baxter, I'm not a reporter.
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Very well, well, then, I
will start the proceedings.
254
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Very well, well, then, I
will start the proceedings.
255
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Yes, I did fire my
agent this morning,
256
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Yes, I did fire my
agent this morning,
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but the really big news is
that I am about to start
258
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writing my memoirs.
259
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And it will be no holds
barred, purely unvarnished.
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Let the chips fall
where they may.
261
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Let the chips fall
where they may.
262
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You see, I have been keeping
diaries my whole life,
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very intimate diaries.
264
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Of course, the good thing
about writing your own story
265
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is that one can selectively
edit events in your life.
266
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is that one can selectively
edit events in your life.
267
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,665
I mean, there are some things
that should be left hidden.
268
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I mean, there are some things
that should be left hidden.
269
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Don't you agree?
270
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As it is written, there is
nothing hidden that will not
271
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As it is written, there is
nothing hidden that will not
272
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:16,565
be disclosed and nothing
concealed that will not
273
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be brought out into the open.
274
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:18,677
Well, yes, if people
like you get your way.
275
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Well, yes, if people
like you get your way.
276
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OK, Ms. Baxter, you
believe I'm a reporter.
277
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OK, Ms. Baxter, you
believe I'm a reporter.
278
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I'll play along.
279
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So, Ms. Baxter, if today was
the last day of your life,
280
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So, Ms. Baxter, if today was
the last day of your life,
281
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how exactly would you be
prepared for eternity?
282
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how exactly would you be
prepared for eternity?
283
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:42,701
Well, that is a
bizarre question.
284
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,499
Well, that is a
bizarre question.
285
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:48,699
Not really, at some point,
your life here will end.
286
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,765
Well, of course, it will.
287
00:11:49,766 --> 00:11:50,732
Everyone dies.
288
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Even celebrities die.
289
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:54,265
And then what?
290
00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,132
Well, I've made arrangements.
291
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,499
I shall be buried at
Hollywood Forever Cemetery,
292
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,719
and my grave will become a
tourist attraction for my fans.
293
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,232
and my grave will become a
tourist attraction for my fans.
294
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:05,332
I'm not talking about that.
295
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,725
Well, what else is
there, you silly man?
296
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,632
Well, what else is
there, you silly man?
297
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:10,499
I mean, you die, and then
they'll stick me in the ground.
298
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,265
But what about your soul?
299
00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:12,731
You know, I haven't ever
noticed this business having
300
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,699
You know, I haven't ever
noticed this business having
301
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,732
much interest in my soul.
302
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:18,737
Ms. Baxter, I care
about your soul.
303
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,499
Ms. Baxter, I care
about your soul.
304
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,132
Well, of course, you do.
305
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,265
You're Jesus Christ.
306
00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:23,599
I forgot.
307
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,743
And I still have plans
for you-- that is,
308
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,999
And I still have plans
for you-- that is,
309
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,765
for Eileen Dirken.
310
00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:35,099
Good heavens I have not
heard that name in years.
311
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,755
Oh, I sincerely doubt there
is very much of Eileen
312
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,732
Oh, I sincerely doubt there
is very much of Eileen
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Dirken that still exists.
314
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:41,465
She could.
315
00:12:41,466 --> 00:12:42,761
Ah, but you have to
admit that Bethany
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00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,399
Ah, but you have to
admit that Bethany
317
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Baxter is a much better name.
318
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:48,767
Eileen, I called you
by name 65 years ago--
319
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,699
Eileen, I called you
by name 65 years ago--
320
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,265
60, I am 60 years old.
321
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,765
while you were
still being knit
322
00:12:54,766 --> 00:12:57,632
together in your mother's womb.
323
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,565
I beg your pardon?
324
00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:00,779
I've come here to help
you put back together
325
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,032
I've come here to help
you put back together
326
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,033
the broken pieces of your life.
327
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:06,785
You know, I-- I do believe
this interview is over.
328
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,499
You know, I-- I do believe
this interview is over.
329
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,399
You're starting to
frighten me a bit.
330
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:12,791
Your mistake is to
look for solutions
331
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,632
Your mistake is to
look for solutions
332
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:16,499
to the wrong problems.
333
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,499
Please, don't lecture me.
334
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,066
I am Bethany Baxter.
335
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,803
Give it some thought, and
call me if you want to talk.
336
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:30,165
Give it some thought, and
call me if you want to talk.
337
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,732
Thank you for coming
so quickly, Mr. Kravitz.
338
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,299
I had to park down the street.
339
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,765
If your boss finds
me here, I'm scared
340
00:14:20,766 --> 00:14:22,632
she'll get medieval on me.
341
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,665
What exactly is
going on, Sheldon?
342
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,565
Have a seat.
343
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,432
Madam has been acting
very strangely.
344
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:34,032
Ha, stranger than usual?
345
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:36,875
I mean, she was
having a conversation
346
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,399
I mean, she was
having a conversation
347
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,132
with one of the gardeners
in her private study.
348
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,881
And as I entered, she introduced
him to me as Jesus Christ.
349
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,300
And as I entered, she introduced
him to me as Jesus Christ.
350
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:51,032
OK, that's different.
351
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:54,499
Did Jesus appear dangerous?
352
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:54,893
No, not at all, in fact, he
seemed somewhat familiar to me.
353
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,432
No, not at all, in fact, he
seemed somewhat familiar to me.
354
00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:00,632
Well, you are the
religious one, huh?
355
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,665
Yes, it's true.
356
00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:06,532
I pray for madam every day.
357
00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:06,905
Well, God works
in mysterious ways.
358
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,665
Well, God works
in mysterious ways.
359
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,911
Isn't that what you
people like to say?
360
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,132
Isn't that what you
people like to say?
361
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,432
A
most awful day today,
362
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:18,465
a very clever tabloid
reporter disguised himself
363
00:15:18,466 --> 00:15:18,917
as a gardener, and
then as Jesus Christ,
364
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,565
as a gardener, and
then as Jesus Christ,
365
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:22,732
in an effort to get a story.
366
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,923
I told him only what
I wanted him to know.
367
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,732
I told him only what
I wanted him to know.
368
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,765
Oh, and I must tell you.
369
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:30,165
I fired my agent today,
something I should
370
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:33,065
have done a long time ago.
371
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,765
The tragedy is that I threw
an expensive, antique crystal
372
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:36,935
vase at him and
completely destroyed it,
373
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,632
vase at him and
completely destroyed it,
374
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,599
and it was my
grandmother's vase--
375
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,132
throwing Nana's poor vase.
376
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:00,959
I've come
to help you put back together
377
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,999
I've come
to help you put back together
378
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,700
the broken pieces of your life.
379
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,065
Actually, I think
there's a very good
380
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:19,332
explanation for all of this.
381
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,232
Yes.
382
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,732
I think she must be having
some sort of a breakdown.
383
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:23,665
Madam?
384
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:24,983
Mm-hmm, and who
could blame her?
385
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,132
Mm-hmm, and who
could blame her?
386
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:28,399
Women have it a lot tougher
than men in this business.
387
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,989
But it seems it's
always been that way.
388
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,332
But it seems it's
always been that way.
389
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,732
That doesn't make
it right, though.
390
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:35,165
I mean, men can play leading
roles well into their 70s.
391
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,995
But women, once they can't
play the femme fatale
392
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,165
But women, once they can't
play the femme fatale
393
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,065
or the girlfriend
anymore, they're
394
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,432
finished, unless they want
to play the mother-in-law
395
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:42,599
for the rest of their career.
396
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,332
Thank you.
397
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,532
I think you should talk to her.
398
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,007
No way, I didn't
come here for that.
399
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:49,265
No way, I didn't
come here for that.
400
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:51,699
You saw what she did
to that vase, right?
401
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,099
She's come to rely
on you over the years.
402
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,032
If you apologize--
403
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:55,732
Apologize?
404
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:58,265
I Sheldon, I have
nothing to apologize for.
405
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:01,019
If you apologize to her, I'm
sure she will forgive you.
406
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,000
If you apologize to her, I'm
sure she will forgive you.
407
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,025
All right, let
me think about it.
408
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:07,732
All right, let
me think about it.
409
00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:08,633
Give me a second.
410
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,132
Excuse me.
411
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,999
I'm looking for Joshua.
412
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,532
Do you know where he is?
413
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:22,332
Joshua, he said his
name was Joshua.
414
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,600
Are you looking for me?
415
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,049
I believe I owe
you another apology.
416
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,465
I believe I owe
you another apology.
417
00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:33,232
May we speak privately?
418
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,132
Of course.
419
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,055
Now I didn't
believe for a minute
420
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:37,432
Now I didn't
believe for a minute
421
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:42,232
that you were who
you said you were,
422
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,061
that is until I saw
that vase I had broken.
423
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,333
that is until I saw
that vase I had broken.
424
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,067
Unless you people
see signs and wonders,
425
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,565
Unless you people
see signs and wonders,
426
00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:53,165
you will never believe.
427
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:56,365
Well, but--
428
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,532
I want to ask you
about these diaries.
429
00:17:58,533 --> 00:17:59,699
Oh?
430
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,079
These leather-bound books,
they pretty much cover
431
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,999
These leather-bound books,
they pretty much cover
432
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,765
your whole life, don't they?
433
00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:07,085
Yes, well, I mean, if anyone
wanted to know anything
434
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:07,565
Yes, well, I mean, if anyone
wanted to know anything
435
00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:09,399
about Bethany Baxter's
life, this would
436
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,665
certainly be the place to go.
437
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,091
Interesting, you see,
I also keep a diary.
438
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,765
Interesting, you see,
I also keep a diary.
439
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:19,165
Oh.
440
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:25,103
All of this is already in it,
even the things you left out.
441
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:25,465
All of this is already in it,
even the things you left out.
442
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:28,732
But why would I
be in your diary?
443
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,109
One day, my book
will be opened.
444
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,665
One day, my book
will be opened.
445
00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:36,499
And everyone who has ever
lived will be judged based
446
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,032
on what's written in that book.
447
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:42,532
So you-- you really are God?
448
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:43,121
I can forgive you for
not recognizing me.
449
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:48,065
I can forgive you for
not recognizing me.
450
00:18:48,066 --> 00:18:49,127
Up until now, we've had no
relationship whatsoever.
451
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,699
Up until now, we've had no
relationship whatsoever.
452
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,565
Even the five times
you got married,
453
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,166
it was never within my church.
454
00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:01,139
Some of your husbands were
quite abusive, weren't they?
455
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,199
Some of your husbands were
quite abusive, weren't they?
456
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,032
I could have helped
you with that.
457
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,145
And by the way, you didn't
die when you had pneumonia.
458
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,265
And by the way, you didn't
die when you had pneumonia.
459
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,265
You were only asleep.
460
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:16,399
Well, am I asleep now?
461
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,399
Is this a dream?
462
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,065
Or am I-- am I dead?
463
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:25,163
In your sins, yes, but
still physically alive.
464
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,133
In your sins, yes, but
still physically alive.
465
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:35,432
Look at you, with
the face and the eyes
466
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:37,465
and everything going on.
467
00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:39,599
Fine, let's go do it.
468
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,732
So you will apologize then?
469
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:43,181
Yes, I will apologize,
but you're coming with me.
470
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,432
Yes, I will apologize,
but you're coming with me.
471
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,433
I don't want her throwing
anything else at me.
472
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,532
I've been a terrible person.
473
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:56,065
I know that now.
474
00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:58,232
I wasted my life.
475
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:01,199
I thought that winning awards
was everything there was,
476
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:01,432
I thought that winning awards
was everything there was,
477
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,065
and it wasn't.
478
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:07,205
I thought that being in
films would make me happy,
479
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,032
I thought that being in
films would make me happy,
480
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,432
and it didn't.
481
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:11,366
Nothing did.
482
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:18,733
And now it's too late, too
late for Bethany Baxter.
483
00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:25,465
But not for Eileen Dirken.
484
00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:28,165
Really?
485
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:31,229
You could erase my
sins from your book?
486
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:31,765
You could erase my
sins from your book?
487
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:34,599
All you had to do is ask.
488
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,432
Please.
489
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:38,566
Please, forgive me.
490
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:46,232
It's all been blotted out.
491
00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:49,599
My blood has washed it clean.
492
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,633
I have never asked for
forgiveness for anything.
493
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:55,253
Well, there's a first
time for everything.
494
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:55,533
Well, there's a first
time for everything.
495
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,765
So now what do I do
with all of these?
496
00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:07,265
Well, you could
just get rid of them.
497
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,032
Well, you could
just get rid of them.
498
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,199
I will have the biggest bonfire
Beverly Hills has ever seen.
499
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,265
You should consider
an alternative.
500
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:15,099
It's a little dry here.
501
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,466
True, the voice of God, I
will do whatever you say.
502
00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:29,699
Hey, nice job fixing the
vase, hardly tell it's broken.
503
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,732
I beg your pardon?
504
00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:34,700
Oh, nothing, forget it.
505
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:46,732
Good heavens.
506
00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:49,307
Oh, Mr. Sheldon, I am going
to need some more trash cans.
507
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,065
Oh, Mr. Sheldon, I am going
to need some more trash cans.
508
00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:52,699
I've got to get rid
of all of these.
509
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,099
The diaries?
510
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,532
But your-- madam's book?
511
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,432
Oh, you know, I'm working on
a whole other kind of book now.
512
00:21:58,433 --> 00:21:59,765
And I've got
precious little time,
513
00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:01,319
so can you get me some
trash cans, please?
514
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:01,999
so can you get me some
trash cans, please?
515
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,700
Yes, madam.
516
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,325
Ms. Baxter, I just--
I really am truly sorry
517
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,432
Ms. Baxter, I just--
I really am truly sorry
518
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:11,332
I didn't try harder
to get you that role.
519
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,331
Oh, my dear Matt, oh,
don't you worry about it.
520
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,032
Oh, my dear Matt, oh,
don't you worry about it.
521
00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:19,337
No, I'm finished
with all of that.
522
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:19,732
No, I'm finished
with all of that.
523
00:22:19,733 --> 00:22:23,632
I have a new role, one
that I was born to play.
524
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,232
Well, I've gotta
say, I don't think
525
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,265
I've ever seen you this happy.
526
00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:29,032
Well, it's not
happiness exactly.
527
00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:32,732
It's, uh, it's more relief.
528
00:22:32,733 --> 00:22:34,533
I don't quite think
you would understand.
529
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,232
I've never been so glad
to get rid of something.
530
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,265
Yeah, but aren't you
throwing away your life?
531
00:22:42,266 --> 00:22:43,361
Well, that's the point, Matt.
That's the whole point.
532
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,399
Well, that's the point, Matt.
That's the whole point.
533
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,365
Don't just stand there.
534
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:48,365
Help me get rid of this junk.
535
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,432
Listen, Bethany--
536
00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:54,299
No, no, no, I'm Eileen
Dirken now, Matt.
537
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,665
So just call me Eileen.
538
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:59,199
OK, any second, my alarm
clock is going to go off,
539
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,365
and I'm going to wake up.
540
00:23:00,366 --> 00:23:02,199
No, Matt, you're not dreaming.
541
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,632
You're not dreaming.
542
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:07,032
It's just for the
first time in my life,
543
00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:09,565
I actually know who I am.
544
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:11,265
Yeah, but now I
don't know who I am.
545
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,299
Well, we ought to have
a little talk about that,
546
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,665
sooner rather than later.
547
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:19,397
Whatever you say,
Bethany-- or Eileen.
548
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,732
Whatever you say,
Bethany-- or Eileen.
549
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:24,332
Mr. Sheldon, more wastebaskets.
550
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,403
This is really, seriously
a ridiculous amount of diaries.
551
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,132
This is really, seriously
a ridiculous amount of diaries.
552
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,299
Well, I've had an
interesting life, honey.
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