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Original subtitles

hello

right

see

we're so proud of you

thanks mom

you from heaven

we'll that

our from i promise be two

hundred

me too

i'll see you in why

ah

we've been planning this our whole lives in area and the time that you were

to and i was three you are always the example are best friends

for

i will be out there right behind you and you promised

scouts on it you quit staff

there

love you man

godspeed relic

nice fraud

this guy from

the gentlemen we

pray

they'll

die bragg

the day

mark my way

read gone

man

the

guy

the man

that was born a man

now

geller you spent the last two years in the lord's air and

the you're going to be getting back to your personal life and that

means dating

you're a handsome young man elder

and i encourage you to date

killed or fails family

haha

yeah yeah you better stay true or i will hunt you

down

this i will peterson is

devon

the don't go overboard

don't get greedy i guess

i'm trying to say is don't be an octopus with the

testimony you don't need to worry president my

girlfriend waited for me were planning on getting married

you're older

remember this

the sweat of your brow you live your life my boss

said i could have my old job back but

never underestimate the value of and education

my application to be why you is already and

the elder had superbowl sounds

the be like you've got everything figured out

i've got a pretty good idea of how things will be

do

two years in the lord aaron

he will be blessed for that service

yeah

the get it all begin at the airport

hi i'm a nice

that

mom

the man

three point line

how the hell

hi

do i know you know i was just

reading your name that

can i sit down

okay

ace get home

yeah

he must have been good missionary

the world we did a lot of walking

yeah

so yeah your loss

yeah

the have of ran can we give you a similar

no thanks but now my

most prolific enough simple lose

i guy

race

so this is elder phelps hi

nice to meet you nice to meet both of you

well we gotta go

so we can't give me right now but yeah i'm

not sure i'm sure no thank you

maybe another time yeah maybe

okay the elder

home

huh

huh

huh

i'm

right

yeah i think i mean

a good or bad

dog

out

there are

when did they move out

the month ago

a month ago

oh but you really like the one such a

nice family

where in here

ha ha was trying to get into what i thought was our house

and i got going forward by some naked

ninja i thought you told him

oh sweetie

michelle greece sick around and how

are still the that i'm supposed to be

home but you release date isn't for another

mom it's today

since you get the itinerary

i do remember getting something like

ukrainian authorities said anything about you being

pregnant

the i didn't know until the visiting teachers called

holy

spirit is it was today

let's have a leader exchange student

how exciting cheer for this is who who

knew go look who are who are she's from tongue i

told you all about him in the letter i sent last week

sure the mission normal for to to me not

the to your homework rookie

we call him who for short this is my son gera the

missionary jared

jared he's home now

home

the and home me

a whole week

be termed a nice you boys look hungry let me get your

little something to eat

ah perfect great heavy arms and your great

example your brother and sister thanks dad

how are they doing i'll you know mom and i not much of a letter

writer but he's having great success with the lame and i people

and eve is just loving the mtc as

everybody else by sir i is no doubt with

i'm lucky stars that means you'll be here for the

wedding

sam is at band practice

this isn't worker the twins are working

on their service project i'm an amulet car at cub

scout camp anyone else out

joseph

st joseph for days there's not much of a homecoming

i'm sorry to say it's all right maybe molly's

will be better

i'm looking forward to getting over there

look who's here jerry he got sent home

i'm supposed to be home i will do we got the

dates mixed up

they check you guys out though lol how's the

project coming good mom the twins almost

have their eagles mom's on this guy eagles were least

you guys won't get the know driver's license thing when you're sixteen

right he speak in a car

when did they sell my car

that camera on i got his license suspended

term respect

first time

guys

in the eternal perspective the finer things in this

world

just don't matter you can

this is a half carrot certify ground

brilliant on a platinum band

wow

he planning on financing

the cash

i just saw your car called

but i got a great job lined up

you shall be thrilled

hi brothers brag and jared

what are you doing home i'm all

this doesn't have any to do with molly does it now my

two years or up

sharon

what are you doing home i'm home

it's not worth it you should have at least finish i

did finish what your mother said the i know i know

i'm home i'm worthy

i'm here with you

so industry it back

they are you

kind of wait any longer to see the most beautiful girl

my lot more than anything in the world

you didn't get the matter

love letter

hey i'm sorry jack

it's just the he got home two months ago and we military

base the mingle and we start spending time together

sweet

oh

two weeks

his name's kirby were what new year

that's not even a name curvy is a fine

me rig be

the response

curvy from rig be like still to play

phrase be king

you're going to be a little bit more mature about this

kickass not

so what

here don't worry me

the marry a vacuum cleaner

so as your down line

increases so does your monthly

income all from common household

products we use every day

hi john

a school and for having a little meeting

i just doing new skin

sherrod we don't use that word

we're marketing l d three

hey how these years

there is no reason and a person can't earn one hundred

thousand dollars there for six months

hello

you've been at this year

okay then let's see here then according to my

calculations last year you should run about two

hundred large not

that much

we talk and low six figures six figures would

be full time we are part time okay the

question let's see here what about for guy

like me who has really cruddy self esteem what can

a departure well i can tell you this

but the discounts on cleaning products alone the money

really adds up

that's how you are hey hand if you

how was thing molly after two years

he's engaged

oh sweetie

yeah i'm sorry

her loss

well you know they say trials make the heart grow

stronger

mom they don't say that

i do

let me get your cookie the model on a computer

program kidder it's girlfriend is engaged

congratulations pal

no no no no not to him

got gotta

eight year and you know my sister is coming back from

her mission next week and apparently with the tape or

she's dropped a lot away

say and

the you that going to bed

the

squash tonight bro

totally it down to buy the girl i love of it

you ever get dumped

it's like getting hit by a ton of bricks

there that should be much safer

long this is food storage oh honey

we were running out of room so we got a little creative for

using the food storage is furniture but but don't worry

i made the cushions out a peanut butter and jelly emery's

now this should help your neck denied oh honey

chow hall

how are you know

ah it's funny and consume can be

missing features

comeback very nice

the

cry

you know my snoring

lot

good morning those whole wheat muffins or help with your

name thanks

look at home

that thing that gets a taxi with handlebars and

pedals and and next to see all the now we

are usually be very proud that are selling your car

helped get merlin eye on his mission they were good morning

sound how are ya

hey who catch up later problem in law

by and besides you can tell everyone that

the spirit sits on bag you see

this by the way or know

who died see least one of us isn't a successful

relationship

us because it's easy for me or same i

can't take it mom and when you do

you'll have plenty of time to have your heart ripped out like your

brother's the right way through a field commander with

good morning home there is plenty of to just sit out

what have you got plan for your first full day home

wow

go to the ring back and then

see brother jensen about my old job

for you

boys you better hurry

have a bro thanks only

hey what happened to your neck what

tongan fell on me i mean do we turn this need

sized she didn't like it

well it's not big enough for your in i don't think

that's going to happen now we're flexible hours and really don't

think that's possible

she said no didn't

how it can't stand seen this before

soccer's aren't by amen brother

get this she's marrying a guy named kirby

the be spending

the name and know it's a dust poster good oh yeah

you should see the announced was matching denim on

bales of hay i've seen it time and time again

should have been my they'll

athena

this one's on the house

thanks

the i guess i better return that get back to my

life

sorry

the policy on diamonds as you have to exchange this for something else

of equal value

refunds

i don't metering though i need money i gotta go

to college reference you said you had a good

job lined up

cherry what a surprise good to see you bet

your happy being home ah yeah

a i don't hear any painting going on in there to come

in and have a see make yourself at home joy

look who's here to read nice

when did you get back yesterday

good to see you came brother

jason i start by your office and some

guy said you sold the company chaired those

guys didn't tell you sister gyms and i we started a new business

really what is it

you tell weddings to come

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i call even give you in mali the employee discount

jared listen i feel really bad i know i promised to your

job back when you go off your mission at

what i'm heading south africa next month for diamonds

i usually go but that girls can't i would mind paying

you to come along to buy diamond

actually it's to mine diamonds we get a discount from running

around

well there's still to yours

can't wait for your homecoming

don't worry about it

any idea how many girls as to marry me before your sister said

yes

the sad thing is i did meter at the y

two years in employees place

who owns a burger of

on there long enough that's why i like

those hamburgers are completely wrong that's why

we blizzard before we

there we are

i mean jam you leave him on

the today's i'm stuck with this rain

as which do you prison and the bulletin board of the workers

center

this five be

well i work for me

god i'm actually do

hm look who's here

what is upheld or hey corey

like nice guys the little while but

made their my frat brothers bloom month and it's full

initiation into the fred you

the given any more thought to join in the lord's

fraternity going on a mission for now i kind of miss

that window

singles watch to dance can't

it

so how's post mission life treating yeah

matt good my dad left me alone at the store

the other day i totally freaked out so

that they should have an r m t c to tell yeah to

jump into the real world again on

the heard of a molly the totally bite and out

his god works in mysterious ways apparently

so what you need a new girlfriend now new

that means we can hang together like old times where the a you

know what i could use a job word that you're going back to work

for mr

i guess all that hard mission labor is really pay off

now

the what i can hook you up really cost fifty bucks an

hour sound just got home from my mission i'm not going to sell

drugs it please talk to my boss

really

this

issue

this

these two

so how's the i am do good fisher a it's nice

to have no i didn't expect you for another month

so many cases can pull and may not be able

to hear from the for a couple weeks no problem

take your mind but it's good to have you own elder thanks

bed

okay like talking to others corner day

glad to see so many bright faces

well now turn the time over to sister cool for the heard

list

okay then we'll turn the towel to steve for today's

lesson

now a semi today's stress

now

yeah it is not honor

and the spirit will strive among the children of men

of sisters

do you know what that means the children of men

right

there's just dive right in with a lesson

so if you can all open up here man

the rules to lesson number

nine

ah

great who can read for me the

first six

the ages

the lesson

anybody have a manual

thank you sister brian you'll find the quote on page seventeen of

my hand out enjoy you're doing this

i would like to give each one of you a refrigerator

magnet to really illustrate the meaning of

this quote so over

scott emanuel

jared great

thank you

take time

scuse me steve could i borrow cheered for couple of

minutes

jared jared can you live menu

thanks

some guys worry more about their great job or their

girlfriend in they put off serving a mission so i

best elder shelves to come talk little bit about some of the

blessings that he's received from serving a mission

they spoke of your mom the day after you get back and she said you already

heading great job lined up

the

actually it didn't work out how

well

i understand you had a nice young lady who waited

now

she's actually engaged to somebody else

see don't have a job

and your girlfriend dumped you

where are you and we had our lesson on job

all of our telemarketers and we'll call him telemarketers

we call on autopilot because the product

virtually south of san

that autopilot think an average of fifty dollars an

hour

sell sell we got another

cell rule

so what's the product

filthy filter simply plug it and turn it on

and turn off those potty mouth

sounds there's nina

this mr lamb piano

ah my name is jared i'm calling about our product

hello

okay hold on their say

the little sale

so

hey

his is and i'm calling about the filthy filter it's a product that

filters out the pro or

oh jake

have you

hi hi sharon

from the filthy filters hear her

yeah that's us with listen cheered when i was on my

mission i taught a woman who bought the

filthy filter and she said it changed the whole spirit

of her whole

it's the reason her husband got baptized

phyllis and share bear can you hang on for just two shakes and

will get more information from yeah oh

the suit take care now the vi

so it simply bleeps out all the

profanity

no it didn't occur to me that some people might

actually like the profanity or abusive told me it's the best

present anyone has ever given him

this doesn't bleep out

oh yeah the would definitely bleep out

that were a by my dad to as well

i can tell you how important it is whoa

yeah that whole phrase would be gone not not

there

so a cell

oh

family says his lafferty you eleven

the of haven't even gotten one where you call

and programming american farc

i'm calling the bronx

dude you need a filthy filter just a doctor those people

hey guys here's the more have leads for yeah

which week

don't experience

saudi sorta like to spent two

years as a missionary

sweet

the

the hell there's a high salary

if should have left or right yeah

have you guys and sure

far from your last job

they work their three hours

sorry

i don't think that's really enough time to measures someone's

performance

one key start

our merchandise is went to all people pay

rent thought it twelve months the old

so what does a rental manager event or some people will

pay the rent that we manage

back up here earlier parents don't care

the repossessing them was

not there it's bed until they pay for it and they haven't been paying

nursing on it

the easy

your head

this from a little rubber thing at the bottom of a

walker

way you got him had with a walker

i was under it at the time

what are you doing

our

haters gonna let her for yeah

from mom

and finally read about the tongan sleeping in my room

you know it there's this huge singles dance and logan this weekend

should come it's gonna be great it's artists really nice

hotel package includes dinner dance

and a room for the night

no money

the dance

doing and i could take you

should have stayed

why

and mission

i knew i should have extended

the chance i'm sure every i'm go

service this

close to selling nice

if to get out and socialize

sides i could go

dance

sailing and now ladies in these things are fine

the toughest

on his was talking wacko

not engage on

on about the more time you know

down else besides you get the

as a single dance for him

come a single you can

due to a to

psyche it

and

the

as

twenty three studies are a beautiful rain for beautiful

of what about you guys

no she's my sister yes i'm going to work next

and for the mountains about you guys arrange get one

last push you companion a that

don't hear and to the we don't like girls years of the

church states are really you're seeing that i said church these

numbers here which are going to play ball sized keep agree

opposed to get a couple a non member friends here and trying to fellowship

or i barely keep it real choose the right and remember

where you are and what he stands

so any the injuries

nice those are nice those

sir girls

everybody's got a little sorority and

i use to wake up every morning and study my scriptures

overlooking the frozen tundra in greenland

i honestly believe that we must track to

places that i've never seen

schumann

i was in the sweltering jungles of micro

indonesia

that's right in the middle of the discussion and anaconda

grab my companion in a chokehold

the container i carried a machete and my back

i saved my cops life that day

jan

you ever seen wyoming south

we knew a member who had a hoagie yogi

we got three goalies on

wednesdays

kelly

the

doing

is a lose

and that's about three or four years gaming

i'm not dating anyone in a discount

he became modern be prepared begin that shape

again

i wanted to go on a mission more than anything

but my doctor and limit because my that back

sometimes i feel like

but couple world is judging me here

some wrong

have them

nicholas totally in the and you think so

the can we always heard god helps those that aren't themselves this is

totally different keep

tell me something that girl was totally fat and ugly would you tell

best only different brother

back now

remember that

the

sorry man or takers

hey

this is kelly kelly this is my feelings to do it

me here and to mrs shared rather

hire

the airport i also some

this shop

kids in i made it home

speaking of kelly's than having some problems and it's

wondering if color back to some linked

the jury has to work tomorrow morning so sure which

might stay in the night men could drive back as a commodity

i get a job to back to

decided it was one of the guys from my say you know

he's not really

sure okay yeah

the campaign

as good as your remember

so to have a girlfriend right for you i did

it

the year to live in a half months

hurry

so house homeland

pretty good i guess

the first things for going on a mission

yeah

guy pew yeah

we'd like to get over him

i just as a number it's okay

the name

two films

jared

your friend kelly

huh

thanks for the bed

i'm just gonna sack and the and i'm i'm real tired so

the true

the my

you new for the bed

that whatever

hey

sam and

have

fun

the pace

where

they leave that don't go

dad

time so

kelly

algerian your on great

sleep well

not really

the start of something besides own bad

there's the last night though

yeah

and i i suffer from companion

separation anxiety

he often find out

you see is and

that's valid as far as everything else goes

the transitions pretty high

an understatement

civilian commissioner

i tried

the really worked hard

so how many congress to yeah

just me

i get it so how many baptisms did you

have oh baptisms

i gotta tell you about this lady sister england which

city as use just running

was just hard to sleep and tourette's syndrome

in his sleep oh dear i'm so

sorry

he seemed know

sort of the hey now you're here with me

and you don't seem to be suffering from

post mission disorders months

syed don't

though the trip was an all time

okay they've gotten worse

polio by they're not be enough room and can't the pity

the sure appreciate you letting your keep pushing you don't a bit of

you know any any way about the price for to tell

are you tell all right now that we're here

wow this is jared phelps he's my smurf to

ride home with me which year and hi nancy powers and to

meet you

just give me a minute change and i'll take you home

thanks for the brownie

well thank you for bringing kelly home

you in school yard

now but but i've applied to be why you linda

wax the i i just got home from my mission have

nice where did you go wyoming

going up there next month

really

what does the to do i'm retired the

trip to wyoming is church related oh

why you were for the church no

elder powers is a member of the second call him and seventy

oh i'm i'm

sorry i should have recognized you i didn't

though

there are so many general authorities nowadays and

you know we have anymore we're going to need a double folder

hot

the will think they were looking to swim suit center falls

instead of just

the authorities in that

doesn't sound good

he already oh and then some

thanks again

thanks again

thanks

here can leave

oh that's all me

yeah my bad sounds nice house

i don't even really like swimming suit did you

guys to turn this yourselves

two years studying the gospel

i can't believe they didn't even know he a general authority oh

honey it's okay their lot of the

page ronald powers called october third

nineteen ninety eight you have a talk last session

good talk

just crave he probably thinks i don't take my religion

seriously maybe adult samuel

l honey don't worry about it

here jade these came via ones from mali

great

i can get dumped all over again

hey

this is from byu

our oldest son is going to enter the lord's

university

dear chairs phelps thank you for your interest in brigham young

university each year university receives applications from

thousands of the brightest men and women worldwide

hey

sweetheart

the we you get him a glass of milk

there's always be y u idaho son

so molly had to say

hello

this how are you

absolutely

chair at the stake president wants to meet with you

busted jared

thanks for stopping by

a prison how are you

how is that talk baylor a triangle powers and last october general

conference pretty good

hey either powers these are day in october third nineteen ninety eight he has a

beautiful wife name nancy and a daughter named kelly he

enjoys counting things and spending time with

his family

guy know the powers very well and that was

a good talk

north korean president that's full

of how's he doing besides the boils

i think he'll be fine so

it's dad it's going to be a great experience

all the guys in the core i'm are married with kids

and they have jobs

am i supposed to be a leader to them

a chair

can i come in

that's open

jared you are an unbelievable missionary and you'll make an even

better elders corn president to have

the to so out of my league

just an aram here not just in aram you're an

lds aram who's trained at the mtc who

became a d l a z or and then and a p

who was promised long ago by his bishop through a pp

i have to be why see the some day he'd be the

kewpie i smell ga

come on dad

this it's not supposed to be like this

supposed to be elders corn president

the to be going to be why you with molly

sometimes life doesn't come together like we planned

life is like a ball game a lot of

that depends upon the umpire

it's my mission president said i'd be blessed

for my surface and

and if he's or the blessings that a one

i mean

using go on a mission was like this hard for you

sure i wouldn't want it any other way

as is a stone know what i'm supposed to do

if god cause you to be elders corn president

that is what you're supposed to do

but sir for chairs power

look have a little faith you know life's going

to get tougher before it gets easier

but you're a good boy chair and

thanks that

further and i'm truly humbled to stand before you today

if men are they might have joy than it is truly a

blessing for me to be of list to be able to

serve you

the we the

there's a core might have joined together or or

or a meeting with each of the elders in the quorum to find

out how things are going with their own teaching families

so how are the jordan's

the jordan's here

there

the real tough to get a hold of the

your next door neighbors friends

brand new manuals now everyone will have

one

the

brother kills to says you have been out to see him and six

months really and

yet for a report on one hundred percent home teaching

that

cumulative actually i mean for the month of january alone i

was there like twice for to of his kid's birthday parties

super bowl grew up my son off or sleep over went back

picked him up and swung by to borrow a plunger something and for

a six month period of time that will pretty much cover it

the plunger back so i'm pretty much covered for this month

or i can i get everybody to open their manuals to lessen

twelve and could seminary the

opening paragraph you should all have new manuals

you do have manuals right

the house or family

are they on my list

for the past two years

are you i'm going to gather these up so the will all

have one for next week okay

and he go with

you

will you visit the price this will

you

commit to one hundred percent on teaching this month

the absolute at it as us again

all righty then thank you brethren

so open our manuals to page one hundred nineteen

hey rather tough because jared yeah i'm just calling

to remind you to jot down some comments about the paragraph from the

manual

it's the one with harold de leon it

thanks

hey how's the

centerpiece kind of i think i'm on to something which just home depot

cause nine good

i love the long as you don't know the male

clinic we got your first back and it came back positive you

must go by yourself from immediately hey

corey

your message sorry about your rejection letter or

figured out let me just say that not going to be why use a

blessing that place is nothing but a bunch of bad haircuts and

kneeling supermarkets to come over here cause like a

supposed to be like you will think me you'll take their rejection letter out a year old

scrap book and frankly come over

i can't

the go home teaching teaching

can i knows their your own

had ground control to major jared

port the mission already come or maybe another

time to come on are still be the

best friends forever

yeah

see you and five rows or sloppy insured don't ever

change

i'll see you around okay

mr tucker mastery this is my friend jared

this to be why you walk out on

trucker this year's read

was a mere of thanks

ama ride my bike and i just

the motivation over envoys yeah i got you're gonna make sure you

not do you don't wanna interrupt anybody added

need to drive me

okay that's it merely totally like you know i can get you win and once you

are in that we already unlikely event miss eichelberger

gotta the test key to the big midterm exam nice work brother

the they say more i think about it

could help

the rules to think about i totally waited around for you to give back so we could do

stuff like this i just and i never planned on join a

fraternity guess so i never planned on having to bear on my

front porch it's not the point look i bent over

backwards to hook us up here and now your

mission or sentence change and all that would that

this has nothing to do with my mission i would hope

not

tucker in their he went on a mission is a totally cool yeah right

yeah

so your mission was awesome you learn a lot of stuff about other church

works and i stayed here and i learned a ton of stuff about how the real

world works do yourself a favor and let me show you the

ropes

jair there's a reason your life sucks right now

you're doing it wrong

i don't know what i'm saying is when you're ready

to come home really come home

lowly corey might be able to help you out

nothing's changed year

on the same guy you've known your own life

remember that

work to book of mormon burgers my name is jared on

the kelly's

h wrong or ronnie

elder powers korea

have fun place to work tara yeah

the helmet and i was trying to earn a little extra money for

college

you are you isn't cheap these days

yeah

so what can i get you guys are heavy

stripping more your sandwich

the alumni lemonade

the side

the fries

make that to omni change the a price

to t and time for choice

oh

i'll just have a shovel i'm salad and

waters of norman with lemon please

i'll be right back

what if it was an accident

the accident or what is she didn't write it

hey this

is the brain

class right back think

prior commitment

pattern

hello dolly hey this is jared

do i know you

laughs

the duration this harder

i'm a i got

your number he left

that's why i'm calling

number

you mean you didn't leave your number at the

restaurant or oh

that was my mom used to swim looking for that

you know what you're killing me

no seriously my last dying breath

kelly

in a peter a lot of people

either can you

there are a lot of people going on dates these days and

seeing movies and things where are you feelings on that

i love movies in all right

ruler we commit to me picking up at about

seven o'clock sir

perfect i'll see you then and okay

she said yes

gareth delhi

i'm just

the seven right right

okay

no as

the ark or the wicked king new york

i don't you look handsome thanks

yeah

the bar the car

tough call support why

unfortunately you're not on our insurance yet you

key i gotta dig like twenty minutes

i'm sure we can work something out

sorry for being such a dork on the phone i know

you're fine

i gotcha this

the verse course has to oh

the we have a silly the

skill

have to admit i am a little nervous this is my first

real day is i've been home to my mission well

just cannot come together and then it'll be your

second

okay

this is me and i don't have my own car

call me when the movie's over

came out

yeah change

okay now if you don't you can call collect

i have money

nice to meet you kelly a you the circle

that was uncomfortable history

no you're not so nice

this awesome

so for acne

any day now other side of people so many

call nine one one there's a lady in a many that having to pay

the were taking a right into delivering this is bill

to moscow is engaging don't worry

about that right now cause

north korea

my dad's on his way

but this is the weirdest social experience you've ever heard of

actually the weirdest thing ever heard of was it a

singles dance

gasp or friend to marry him after to donny osmond

zones

oh really

hi

we heard you got a new member of the family last night

what is it this guy

marshmallows

hi flakes

sounds great

i'd like to welcome you are here mom will be coming

home tomorrow afternoon so in the interim i have

met with each of these individuals and ask them to take

responsibility for the following positions

will vacuum sir i'm doing all final

wedding preparations samuel will dust

school lunches ruth

twins as dishwashers

man amulet as bathroom cleaners

the joseph will stay asleep fan who

will

the now the fridge

all in favor manifested

and he opposed by the same sign

thank you very much and just in time for

the wedding let me see my new grim

what are we calling him well love

we're still working on their hotel

what do you think we should always been flooded

hello

oh great

what kind of warranty offer i'm

not walmart and you're buying it as is what if my fiance

doesn't like it

is she not like a ring like that

here's didn't

didn't make me

sizing

take it to a jewelry store of i bought it from a jewelry store

they would size it for free okay

take up fifty bucks

the biannual cleaning out the biannual

cleaning and these problems to loosen up what about lightning this

doesn't work and sorry

fine i'll go to youtube weddings dot com they have more teeth

unless you want your job

these don't do not pray about my wife

hey

jerry hey he

go and i'm just got the new or and had to see the

your look as good thanks you know i just got back

from surprise wedding and

having some launch a house the new job

okay you know i just got promoted to meet by

captain right that's taken the bull by the

horns so how's your mom and the baby by

you know mom that i'm and a hard time picking up the name though

you tell it was not by later

okay see you i by

makes me feel fearful for extra days since nineteen

eighty eight the extra days and all those leave years do

not make a difference for you mean margaret they should be

four days earlier no matter how many ways you try to cut it

ruth you are not day

the until you're sixteen

what on earth happened

think even dumpster diving we are we need to be at

the stake center and twenty minutes

the

moses

the hi thanks for coming years

old

i sit down know stan

standing here forever

is that this is your sister's wedding day

now enjoy this samuel so you'll have something nice to write

and nurture know i hear rex put this

on the table what is it it's a handbook put their

names and great guy

john

you do we have to do this

the wish they were are still people coming

to stay in line hi hi and can't take this

anymore samuel smith with

w w pounds he will stay in

line guy them so much for coming

samuel are you alright speak to me son

the statue

sit you down someplace know dad

needed

stay in like

the is no more excuses come

well my case i could area of ship

these are would be nice a hobby with your train they

well i'm sure anyone that's

good

great performance son very convincing

thanks think you're not going out of the roadshow

oh come on

who has the gym

hi

this

this is your case is now

sir i'll have so they are

usually free to

they

no thanks for the invitation it's a

gorgeous reception our pleasure

jared my brother from another mother

because mean to me

okay

i'll be right back

the

jared

mckesson tommy this hear about the rain

really business okay

the boys you better hurry so we can get back in life

like i your money sure

you to set up a time for me to pick up the ray

the stinks

for the other half

was nice media

yeah

what a relief

i use are you taking me

taser thirty first

haven't done my own teaching it's not like that's never have been

having elders corn president

okay

so got a couple of hours

i gotta go

oh talk about then it goes goals one hundred percent

for the corpsman our part of the quorum so

okay better get outta here you're okay

okay

these guys greater what i like to dedicate

this next time to my beautiful bride

films

and they called it

hey brother thompson and sorry i'm so

late just want to see i you and sister thompson were

doing a sister thompson

a

the hardly couldn't make it so than flying solo

denied

do i can't you to bad time

hi rather miller i know this and little

unexpected

are you guys just let me know if you need anything

and demand friend with the word a prayer

oh and you know what i'm fine but thank you i'm

actually here just real quick to see how things are going

wake up some teachers

sister boris

it fell through new on teacher

sister boris i can see your arm

a right of trees

hey don't hesitate to call if you need anything all

right

okay

have you ever the having a great that upon

only

gideon okay you are you need to go green bay

he just got back from hosted a developer so

his wedding on

you retire i'm sorry i i've been totally

he didn't he

whose father is that was important you know what's the curtain is

it is better arrived in the tandem with a little bit

different

the to hear that words the rabbi

speak center

maybe to do that easily any

that would a man do they have agreed to accompany me

tonight on this evening of indiscretion in ill will

yeah

you're right

the

i've there

no straw and the cars now

moving around

okay we're not going into your mission

hey it's melody they have drunk from that the

marrying this hell

the world are on there were all killed

the chair

i

i

i

you try you know your phone

this is an evil my car

the handwriting

yeah i think maybe a little safer with me driving

there's a lot bigger than five fifteen

male your bike know you guys ever seen a tandem

bike

the

sure you're aware of the whole open alcohol in it

car thing right

i am i only now

the hills unload the have been

come

what appears to be a breaking news story

yeah yeah if i think

now my i'm on area

i can ever before

him a break it up because you know

it was on your new

right

dc is breaking news on a b c for

we have a breaking story just into the a receipt for

newsroom police are telling us to men created

quite a scene tonight at a local wedding reception and when they tried

unsuccessfully to crash the party journalists

option inquiry swanson bullshit here were

arrested on charges of public

intoxication driving under the influence

and suspicion

of stealing the governor's car that

literary those are my kids i'd kill

no kidding

the make it sound so bad it is

so that love this isn't

kevin looked around and even were sitting in a jail cell

song was

the worst thing that get out of have a lot

video

i visited can you list

what you find out what still miss said

they leave us in a jail cell dude

relax look for just makes confident of

i will do all the topic some kind of to a judge monitors the different

the difference is it's lying some point you

better figure that out in write it down or

same thing it can you

write this mister right now

promise to phelps your testimony seems to match that of

mr spencer's so i'm

you're single charge to just literally

my sister and

congratulations and thank you

those are the hardest kind of decisions to make son there's a

fine line between the spirit of along the letter of law

and now

you feel like you've made the right decision and were behind all the way

thanks step

the boys thanks brother folks

see your dad's right didn't i tell you

everything you work out just fine

georgia field

tell kelly shh

kill him

was

county

i'm going to die a martyr

i doubt it government building posted

bishop andrews called can

the circumstances he feels it would be best that you're not give your

homecoming talk this sunday

bad i'm really sorry about all

this we know that you didn't get the homecoming that you've

wanted them with the baby and and the

riots were doing well if there's been a

lot of attention focused elsewhere

if we go

mom weight

as

i guess you have a few days to figure things

out

mom knows i'm innocent

right

when

she can use this

i'm being released the stake presidency

feels that the legal problem facing you

may create a negative challenge for

you're calling it's probably for the

best but i finally got all the

guys who bring their manuals

oh jerry a guy named tomi called about the ring

there's some good news all not exactly

because of the deal's off he was afraid it was stolen

anything else

ah you weren't call today says you're fired for not

showing up and there's been arrested they

must not consider follow us inexcusable cause your time

off carry

he's

still love me don't you buddy

why

don't you go back

no and

the more than

then you and

to me

name

nice

you say or have the

the

no that's not too

when to yeah

the

you say why

yeah

and job

tears

when you

the

discussion

here

you

you can find him in

read a sad

the boys qaeda and

great could eliminate association has asked me

to step in as the fraternity feels somewhat responsible to

korea since this was an initiation crank now

his defense for both of you lent a how this is going plan

the governor is going to press charges simply because

his car is stolen this time every year presumably

the on fraternity however i'm acquainted with a

judge and due to his for target he's willing to throw this case out

if we can present a plausible stories

there's other stores going to play out for a small long as i will move very

quickly we start out at your sisters reception

where you going with valley party

at a mormon wedding in the

yes

that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard i'm a you're not to

mention i can continue and you errands as the

boy scouts to valley learn more when to got busy day as for your and

korea south korea

wasn't even there

i have a wedding announcement address to him as as he was

head

what about the girls with girls taken the fifth

in layman's terms they were too drunk to remember anything

you want me to lie to a judge strong ally

okay what what would you call it a minor indiscretion the

judges will lead over yeah especially since this is the first time

offense rebels you couldn't share it's not like were criminals

or something i can why

the

the clear about this chair

sure the fraternity is not going to take the for he simply because you want to

make a moral point game or nationally affiliated

with you know the the exposure

anja the you the one driving the car

we know you're the one who stole the guard actually show

other witnesses

just another way if you phone

be forced to testify against you

are you say goodbye for another couple years

the in a suit

just a different color

oh

the ice

you may be seated

hey

my mother made it your honor

he

also her first

the who jared phelps to the stan

huh

ladies and gentlemen of the court

what do you want about to hear it is a

fantastically sordid tale of

mystery and intrigue you to mattered

with stolen vehicles and and and car parking

boy scouts and gun toting midgets

council i'm going to pretty full agenda can we dispense with the

theatrical

thank you your honor

mr

phelps

there you are where are you not

found driving the governor's

stolen vehicle on the night in question

simple yes or no answer

don't lie

mr trump's i'd like to move to this as quickly as possible

your honor it's just like our statement read

we're asked by the scouts to valet park and

someone had already stolen and parties in

the car we were just parking it thank you mr

pearce your testimony certainly agrees with the

statement was presented earlier so i'm reducing all

charges to and

so we underestimate the you walk into the fraternity if you're

interested but of ambient at an hour

yeah he's totally one of us now come on let's go get some food against and girls

they wanted to me

house

to move through this as quick as possible

yes

this i was driving the car and he isn't your claim that

you were asked to valletta park the two thousand and two

lincoln town car standard package no options

no

today's mysterious visitors who appeared out of

nowhere and acts shoot a valid park said car

council i think it was made abundantly clear that the

defendants said no and that's what i thought

the moment confer

yes he was driving the car know he wasn't as devaliya

we have

next

i want to be your friend i

i'm here to understand you that's why i'm here is an

officer of the cord

but i need to understand one thing mr pillsbury

i don't understand that the

irresponsible consumption of

enormous amounts of alcoholic

beverage while driving can you

explain that consumption

now i can't explain it he was drinking going on

and that's how i difference for me

same as

i'll take care of

your hundred sure it isn't really explaining what happened

that night oh ha i think i

i have a object you out of water and this whole

system is out of or i don't think the court will

allow know these good painful for you to

stand there and try to explain your way

this one just a minute council for guess great

idea just exactly what did happen mr

swenson

jared was

he was own teaching

and eleven o'clock at night

the end of the month we picked him up after grabbing some beard

where did you get to cover

sort of lara flynn

well it

the really stealing because we had the governor's nice with us and her

friends was totally hot and they gave us the key so that's

not really stealing is it

i know there's at least one person in this room

thank you for your honesty

you may have saved a friend from having to go to jail

count

the strange not guilty

what i'm saying mister swinson

you will spend time in jail to

give you a chance to think about not wanting to do this again

that may have seemed like a harmless fraternity prank

is considered grand theft auto in my courtroom

and driving under the influence as

substantially to the offense

however because this here's a first time of pants

and a prank the fraternity should share

some guilty

the thing for the court can find some amount of

leniency in his sentencing

bailiff least

the mid mr spencer into the court for booking

court dismissed

oh my

years ago mr films

you're kidding

get away from the kids

one block in

yeah some time and would like to quadruple your income

by wife and i are having little meeting over the house this evening

jerry

i knew everything would work out

i waver between you needed me most can

you ever forgive me

the best

he should be so proud to be the brother of jared

see it

i got it

that was when planned this are lives

the area

and that's of your to and i was three euro is the example

best friends for

out in no time here

we wait for me

scout's honor

godspeed brother

right lynch time negotiator producing

live way for he doesn't make me sick

and enclosing i just like to let you know that i learned a

lot of things on my mission and and

more says i've been home and seems my mission president

said i'd be blessed for my service

and i guess and a lot of ways i have been

now nightmare my testimony and my

the

changed a great job on your wedding give me cause

roger

thanks it's great to finally and initially did a great

job

the hi i'm sam and i'm in africa next week for diamonds

lecture use your have how thanks for the opera but

you know when i'm actually going to be starting some night classes if i can get into the why

this fall

you know and i met this guy named ricky a while back in here

i think he'd be really interested that be great and i think you'd love it

it's kind of like a treasure hunt

the bag it isn't treasure is like fun

excuse me sherman sure

i haven't seen you around

yeah i went to lamb and with my dad philly

i'm teaching her

guess i better get it done earlier next march and

think that would be best

karen

i'm in need

the

interesting

the killing me i've been there

the girls anyway

potential investigators

read a sad

the

that an exchange issue she's gonna say yes this

time

the already has this must be the lucky on lady

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the disease ronald powers i slid and

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