Original subtitles

...as a precaution candles should be kept at home.

Interruptions to telephone services are unlikely,

and can probably be ruled out,

with the exception of those to developing countries

where, regardless of the Millennium Bug, disruptions still occur.

People should remember that the critical moment

for the whole of Europe will occur at midnight on 31 December,

and that disruption may occur in the following two to four hours.

So be careful and be prepared.

Dad?

- What's up? - I'm scared.

Of what?

The Millennium Bug.

Oh, come on!

I saw a programme the other day

and it said all the computers could shut down.

Silly! These programmes you watch at your grandparents'.

But it's true!

Oh, come on, it's not. They'll find a solution!

What about your computer at work, then?

- You mean if it shuts down? - Yes.

I'll go back to drawing by hand.

Computers haven't been here forever, you know.

Relax and don't worry about it.

- Just enjoy your day. - OK.

- Dad? - Yes?

Could you buy me a Mini 4WD?

A what?

Mini 4WD. It's a remote-controlled car.

How much does it cost?

Er... about 80,000 lira.

Are you joking, Francesco?

A remote-control car at your age?

You start middle school next year.

But it's not for kids.

I'm not spending 80,000 lira on a toy.

End of story.

ENRICO'S BIRTHDAY

You don't need to come in with me.

- What? - You don't need to come in with me.

Are you embarrassed by your dad?

Remember the present.

Not even a kiss for your dad?

What was that?

- Bye, love. - Bye.

- Enjoy yourself! - OK.

Here he is.

- You're Lucio's son, right? - Yes.

- You're so elegant! - Thank you.

Did you not bring any clothes to play football, though?

No.

- You found your way here OK? - Yes.

Come in, come in!

I brought a present for Enrico.

Oh, good. Thank you, love.

Look how beautifully it's wrapped. Did you do that?

Mum?

Mum...?

Look, another of Enrico's friends has arrived.

For his birthday.

Look how handsome he is!

Mum!

Mum... Look now...

Enrico?

Enrico! Look, Francesco's here.

Are you all playing together now?

Loris?

Loris, go outside for a moment, please.

Try these on.

They should fit you, you're about the same size as Enrico.

There you go.

We'll put these dirty clothes in a bag

and you can take them home.

I know a rude joke.

A guy walks into a bar and says,

"I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't swear."

And then he says, "Fuck, I just dropped my cigarette in my beer!"

(Translates the joke into Albanian)

Knock it off, boys!

- I can turn red, did you know? - Show us.

And the present?

You've been drinking, eh?

Did you at least get the present for your son?

Yeah, yeah...

Enrico, Dad's got you a nice present for your birthday.

Here.

Aren't you going to say thank you to your dad?

Say thank you to your father.

Thanks.

Let's see it!

So cool! The Mini 4WD!

It's beautiful!

The boy was happy with his present.

- Is Loris upstairs? - Yes.

Loris!

- What? - Come down here!

Where are you going now?

To the garage to work on the scooter.

The scooter, the scooter...!

Don't catch cold. And keep an eye on your father, please.

I've got a bit of a headache.

Go to the bathroom and splash some water on your face.

Hi.

Who is it?

OK, fine.

Mum! Francesco's dad's on the phone.

Hello?

Hi, Lucio.

Listen, did you hear the message, yeah?

Yes, we had a problem.

It'd be best to pick up the kids right away.

- Goodbye. - Bye!

I hate you.

Dad!

Let's go.

Subtitling: DUBDOLLS