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Hey, what are you doing in there?

I'm looking for the keys. Where are they?

Stop digging around in the kitchen. I don't need you snooping around.

Where are the car keys? You're not getting the car.

Why not?

Because you've been coming in at 2 o 'clock in the morning every fucking day.

But I'm a teenager.

It's normal.

No, it's not.

It's been raining. It's cold.

The roads are slick.

You're not getting the car. It's not happening. Well, I'm a good driver. I've

never gotten in an accident.

Yeah, but you've also never driven when it's ice cold outside and wet on the

road. I don't even know. I have.

Yeah, but you're gaslighting because we both know that you've been coming in in

the middle of the night.

Okay, yeah, I guess I'll be more quiet. But I'm not trying to be out late. I

just want to go to the mall with my friends.

Who have you been hanging out with?

My friends.

Friends? Yeah.

Like who, boys? No, they're all girls.

Girls? Why would you stay out until 2 a .m. with a bunch of girls?

I don't know.

Like, just hanging out.

Every night?

Yeah. Like, you're doing what? What are you guys talking about? You guys just

talking about cute boys and... Yeah.

The celebrities in Hollywood is all you're talking about? Yeah, we just,

stay up late and play video games.

Sounds terrible.

You know, you're getting to the age where you're going to have to put this

game thing to the side.

Stop watching cartoons, staying out until 2 in the morning.

Why? Well, this Japan I made, we got to get a grip on this.

A grip on what?

Responsibility. You want to use the car.

I am responsible.

When have I ever, like, done anything to the car?

Well, you haven't done anything to the car, but you've done something to me,

that's coming in in the middle of the night, and I have to listen to your

bitch about it.

Well, she's not home all this week.

Yeah, right.

She'll be popping in. You know her.

She may be out cheating with those young men, but she still pops into me. She's

not. She's working.

Working. Just what? She works 18 hours a day, doesn't talk to anybody, just

comes in and out.

Give me a break.

Alright, what do I need to do to get the car?

So listen, what were you trying to do?

I just want to go to the mall with my friends.

The mall? You can order anything you want online. Just have it delivered to

door. Why the fuck would you go to the mall?

Yeah, but it's nice to see stuff and try it on sometimes.

Nah. And also, like, we're going to eat food there.

The food's terrible, too. It's all downgraded. No, it's not.

Post -pandemic, all the restaurants at the mall are trash.

They have conveyor belt sushi.

Have you ever had that?

Yeah, it's terrible. It sits out in the air for an hour and a half. No, it

doesn't. Yeah, it does. It's dried out. It's like jerky.

No, it doesn't. You're going to get food poisoning. You order it on a little

touch screen, and they send it out to you. Yeah, you'll get food poisoning.

I'll have to listen to you bitch about that forever.

I have to take care of you. So annoying.

What do I have to do to get the car keys?

Well, maybe you could start by cleaning the

house.

All right. I'll do it tomorrow.

No, we're not playing that game because it'll never get done.

You've got to do the dishes.

You've got to take the car by the car wash, get it detailed.

You've got to do your homework, you know.

Things like this. It's Friday.

Things of this nature.

It's Friday. I can do all that on Monday.

No, you've got to do it today or you're not getting it.

By the way. I don't have time. I have to meet up with them in an hour.

By the way.

You left your phone out the other night and I took a little browse of it.

What the fuck? I looked at your browser history.

Why would you do that?

Just to see what you... I'm a grown up adult. Like, I'm 18.

Just to see what you heard them about too.

That's so invasive. I can't believe you would do that.

What the hell? Stop trying to use big words.

I'm an adult.

I don't use $10 words as much as you do, but at least I know what I'm talking

about.

I can't believe you did that. What did you see in there?

I saw you looking at a bunch of dicks.

You and your friend have been in dick pics with each other all day.

I mean, yeah, like, I'm an 18 -year -old girl. What do you expect?

Yeah, well, you gotta leave those hot boys alone.

Why? Because they got no money. They're broke. They're immature.

Well, it's not like I'm trying to marry them. I'm just trying to get some dick.

Oh, my God.

What the hell? Why are you telling me this? I mean, you're the one that went

through my phone, so... Like, so invasive. You know another thing?

You know how cold it is outside?

What the fuck are you wearing?

It's like, it's not that cold.

It's freezing outside. It's literally like 40 degrees.

Okay, well.

You can't wear that either, so I don't know what you're up to.

Dressing like a tramp.

Looking at porn on your phone. Like a tramp? Excuse me.

Trying to steal the car.

This is 2022.

I can wear whatever I want.

Man, come on, man. We're keeping it old school around here. We're keeping it 80s

style up in this house.

Girls would play flex in the 80s.

You're a slut, huh?

I mean, no.

But you're saying that I'm dressed like one.

Well, maybe you could, like, I don't know, since you're so grown up and

how about you just, like, give me a blowjob? How about that?

What?

All right, never mind. What is wrong with you? Don't tell your mother I said

that.

I mean, I think I'm going to have to. Like, you're going through my phone

looking at my fucking messages with my friends. That's normal.

Like, what are you looking at my nudes? Huh? Pervert.

Your nudes? Yeah.

What are you talking about?

What?

Look at you all upset and dramatic. Your culture is so sensitive.

My dad just asked me to give him a blowjob.

Your stepdad?

Yeah. Yeah.

My stepdad just asked me to give him a blowjob. Well, what do you expect after

looking through your phone and the way you're acting?

I can't believe that you did that. That's disgusting.

Well, I guess you're not going anywhere. That's cool.

So what do you want to watch? You want to watch some football?

No. Are you ready for some football?

I don't like sports.

Huh? I don't like sports.

Why do you think I'm making a joke about it?

You're disgusting.

So that's really all I can do. You get to hang out with your old dad all day on

a cold rainy day. This is what I'm talking about.

I can't.

I can't.

Is that really the only thing I can do?

I mean, I don't... I don't know. It's your decision, not mine.

Just pull it out. I don't really have to think about it.

I mean...

I guess.

I really want to go to the mall.

The mall? What else are you up to?

Nothing. I don't know why you're so fixated on this idea that I'm doing

shit.

It's not that bad. There it is.

That's what mom's been fucking every night?

What the fuck is your deal?

I'm not supposed to know.

I mean, I guess.

You do want a card, don't you?

Yeah.

Can you buy me a card? Just throw that pillow on the floor and get to it.

Alright.

I'll keep an eye on the door to see if your mother comes home. I guess it's not

too hard.

No, it's not.

Oh, it looks like you've done this before. I thought you were a virgin.

I mean, you went through my phone.

You're feeling a lot more exciting than your mother's.

That's gross. I don't need to hear that.

You can keep the car for a week after this.

Alright.

If I suck it really good, will you buy me one?

Oh my gosh, don't ever say that. You're getting weird. Why?

Getting too comfortable too fast.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Yeah, I can't believe it.

We don't get caught.

Please don't tell mom.

What the fuck do you think I'm going to tell mom? She sucked my dick. What the

fuck are you talking about?

Keep your mouth shut.

We've done this before.

I need to be inside all those dicks with my phone.

Why does it matter to you? You're not my real dad anyway.

How much longer do I have to do this? A little bit longer, and then maybe later

you can do it again.

That's good. That's good. All right. Take a seat. I want to talk to you for a

moment.

Okay. You did a good job. Now listen.

I'm going to call you. You get to keep... Well, I'm going to fade it for

because you're going to have to do something else later too.

What? And then I'll... You said you want me to buy you a car.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, that's true.

So check it out. So you did a great job. Don't talk about this with your mother

or any of your friends.

Okay? Okay.

Yeah, can you respond?

Yeah, okay.

All right, so the keys are in the bag by the door, and you don't have to be home

at any specific time. I don't care.

Cool. Thank you.

See how that works?

All right, can I go now?

Yeah, go. Okay.

There's a bag hanging on the door right there. Just dig in.

The keys are in it.

Don't take the fucking bag, though.

It's worth more than the car.

Well, what are you doing?

I'm doing dishes.

Dishes?

You've never done dishes before? What the fuck? Yeah, well, you gave me that

car, so... Oh, look at you trying to help out around here.

Yeah.

I mean, it's the least I can do.

I can't hear you. Turn that water off.

It's the least I can do.

Yeah?

Yeah. Uh, I'm just not used to seeing you do anything.

Yeah, well... You're usually just laying around playing video games.

You said you'd buy me a car, so...

All I have to do is do some dishes.

Oh, so you're still stuck on that.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah, well, what are you doing over there?

In the trash.

What?

You've never kicked a trash out before.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me ask you something.

Out of all the years I've known you, I've never seen you take the trash out.

Okay, well.

People change.

Huh? People change. Like, why are you not thanking me for it? Well, you really

went hard on it.

Yeah.

Goodness grief.

So, you just woke up and you were like, well, I'm just going to do chores today.

Yeah.

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with it? It's weird.

I've never seen you act like this before.

You're not thankful?

I'm thankful. I'm just trying to talk to you for a second. You can slow down for

a second, can't you? Okay. Are you that eager to clean?

Good Lord.

I mean, I'm kind of trying to get it finished. What did you guys do?

We took the car.

I told you we went to the mall.

I know, but what else did you do other than the mall? Within the mall, did you

guys talk about anything?

Oh, yeah. We were just, like, walking around, hanging out.

Did you tell anybody what we did?

No. Why would I do that?

I don't know. Gross. I don't want to be known as the girl that fucked her

stepdad. I know. It's the answer. We didn't fuck. You just sucked my dick.

You know, we definitely don't need anybody knowing that.

Yeah. I know young chicks can't keep their mouth shut. That's why I have to

But I do appreciate you, like, helping out around here.

Yeah. Washing some dishes.

So, can I get back to cleaning now?

Well, remember when we talked about, like, how I was going to wait a little

to try to come or whatever because your mom was supposed to be home? Mm -hmm.

Well, I think this would be a good time to maybe.

Do something. What do you think?

I don't know. I don't know if we should do that again.

Huh? I don't think we should do that again.

Well, how about we just skip the blowjob and just have sex with Tom? It'd be

less humiliating. That'd be even worse. I'm not on birth control.

Oh, you're... Birth control, smoke control, whatever.

I'm fixed. I can't get you pregnant.

I'm old. Ew.

What?

I didn't even know that.

What?

I mean, you want a car, don't you?

Yeah. You'll really buy me one?

I'll help you get one.

I thought you were going to buy me one.

You're still going to have car payments.

Yeah, but you said you'd buy it for me. Okay, I'll buy you a damn car.

God, you're like your mother.

Just stop at nothing.

Okay.

You really want a car.

Yeah. You go from I hate you to okay.

All I have to do is get fucked.

I guess.

It's a little gross, but it's better than making car payments every month.

Okay, so what do you want to do? Why don't you bend over right there?

All right.

You're not going to tell me about it, right?

No, of course not.

Huh? Of course not.

in your little chore area.

Can you imagine if your mom walked in right now? Oh my God. Don't even joke

about that.

I think it's kind of funny.

No. That would be awful.

This is so weird.

I can't

believe this.

I'll just...

My

ass

is bigger than Ron's.

Yes it is.

How long am I going to have to do this?

30 seconds. Probably a little bit longer than that.

This is really weird.

I can't believe I'm fucking my stepdad.

Yeah.

Just remember I have non -birth control.

What's that?

Non -birth control.

Don't worry.

Don't worry too much.

Not so bad, is it?

I still can't stop thinking about how weird...

That was kind of good.

You don't have to worry about it.

I'm telling Mom.

You don't tell Mom. You're fucking crazy.

She's going to be mad at you and shit at me.

You better buy me a Plan B.

I ain't buying you nothing.

I'm thick. You're not going to get pregnant without it.

Yeah, but I hear condoms bite me.

It's kind of gross, but you're running a car, right? Yeah.

So why don't you finish,

put the chair back, finish cleaning up.

I'm going to go back and get back to work. Okay.

When can we go get the car?

Later next week. We're not getting one today. That's not real. I have to get

wire money transferred to certain accounts and shit. It's not like I have

grand laying in the cabinet around here.

All right.

All right.

Are you going to finish taking the trash out?

Yeah. Hey.

I'm about to call my friends, but I just wanted to say thank you for the car.

Yeah. You like that? Yeah. I can't believe you actually came through.

Yeah, I told you I would. Yeah, it's the right color in everything.

You're always doubting me and whatnot.

Well, all my friends have shit boxes, too.

Yeah. It's so much nicer than theirs. When I was your age, I had a shit box.

Oh, yeah. But I have to tell you something.

Getting a car these days is way easier than getting a car back when I was your

age. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. It was so much work. You had to go to the dealership, fill out a

million pages of paperwork, get screwed out of a bunch of money. Now, you can

just get on an app.

You don't got to transfer funds or anything.

Pay it, and it's done.

It's crazy.

That's cool.

Thank you.

You know, they just deliver it to your fucking doorstep. Did you know? Yeah.

You're like, yeah, I know.

Yeah. I'm not an old dinosaur.

Yeah. I'd have to go to the lot and test drive and whatnot.

I knew exactly what you wanted. Yeah, I love the color. It's red.

You knew I wanted red.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Yeah, so your mother was stoked about it, too. Oh, yeah?

You didn't tell her? She doesn't want you driving our cars.

Yeah, you didn't tell her anything, right? Yeah, I told her that we fucked.

you kidding me?

Well, before I go out, I wanted to do something to thank you.

Is that right?

Yeah. I thought maybe we could play one more time.

Oh, you want to play video games?

No, I mean like play with each other.

Oh my goodness.

I don't know. Maybe one more time, but then we have to stop. You would agree

with that, right? Yeah, I just wanted to thank you because it's so perfect.

Yeah, it's a lot.

Yeah. It's a big gift.

So, what do you think?

Okay, but like I said, you agree that one more time, right?

Yeah. No more.

Yeah, no more though. Yeah, I don't know if I can do much more.

No, no.

Your mom's not going to be home anytime soon, right? No.

You sure?

Yeah. I'm not very sure of that.

I'm positive.

Oh, look at you. You're hopping up on the bed. Are you so guilty or something?

You had a change of attitude recently. Yeah.

Why don't you come play with me?

I just wanted to thank you.

The least you could do is love me.

Yeah. When you're just going to say no to a hot girl, asking you to fuck.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah.

I'm going to take care of that dick with this tight pussy.

I lost that dick.

I don't want to think about that.

Good. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God, yeah.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, open up that tight pussy.

Yeah,

right there.

Fuck me.

Yeah,

just like that.

Yeah, I'll spit that pussy for you.

give you a good thinking.

Yes, like that, yeah, like me the whole way.

Yeah.

Yeah, that dick back inside me.

It's not my first time at the rodeo.

So good inside me.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just like that. Yeah.

Yeah.

That ass jiggle.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck.

I'm gonna grip my hips and fuck me.

So good.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Yeah, thank you for the cart.

Yeah, I'll suck your dick.

I'll suck it till you cum. I love sucking dick.

You're gonna come out.

Yeah,

I'm gonna milk it all out. But thank you.

Okay, girl.

It's worth a card to you?

Mm -hmm.

Now I'm gonna show you how thankful I am.

I want you to blow your little for me.

Are you sure about that?

Struck my cut, there you go.

Like that.

There you go.

Take

that

head back.

I'm such a big load.

Yeah, I want every last drop.

Oh, thank you for the cart and

the cum.

That was a little out of control there.

Coming on my stepdaughter's face. A little weird, huh?

I mean, yeah, but nobody knows. Nobody has to know.

All right, so we can't do this again, okay?

Yeah, no, no more.

No, no, no.

But, yeah, you can enjoy Fist Bump.

Enjoy that car.

Thank you.

Not a word about this. It's our little secret. Yeah.

I'm going to go hang out with my friends.

All right, you ready to get out of my room now so I can go back to work? Yeah.

Bye. Later.