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This is San Francisco calling.

San Francisco, the pearl of the Pacific, has long been recognized as an

impressive and significant contributor to the American sea.

Situated on precipitous peaks above yawning canyons, precariously perched

poised on the tip of a peninsula, San Francisco thrusts itself into the bosom

the Pacific.

San Francisco, a teeming city of contrast.

Storied and snobbish edifices laying astride $10 ,000 a foot real estate,

steeped in the traditions of the state upper crust, are now giving way to the

new and pure.

And San Franciscans are justifiably proud of their galloping architectural

accomplishments.

Soaring structures of chromium and plastic, melding the city's skyline into

Easter egg like you.

Yet, some of the corn and carnival will always remain, and rightly so for

economic reasons.

Chinatown, red lacquered by Duco and mysterious as Charlie Chan.

Quaint fisherman's wharf, the mass purveyor of cracked Dungeness crab and

souvenirs fabricated in Japan and Yugoslavia, hawked by shrieking minions.

Even so, wide -eyed tourists and conventioneers are still dragged to its

capacious bosom.

San Francisco's bulging peaks and deep canyons lend themselves admirably to its

own form of rapid transit. The surging, swaying cable cars, death -defying and

rampaging up and down hill and dale, digesting and disgorging humanity at

Yet humor is not altogether lacking in San Francisco's public monuments to

pride. The city even provides a building for ferries, as well as isolated

convention sites.

Its proud bridges majestically span the bays and causeways that surround this

pearl of a metropolis.

San Francisco is a city of religious respect and authority, and

there are those who are in disagreement.

San Francisco's art colony is dominated by the arrogant and imposing Coit Tower,

thrusting its bulk majestically to the sky, with the Broadway Tunnel offering a

yawning orifice through which to enter fabled North Beach.

San Francisco, a spumoni -like hodgepodge of wild architecture

wonderful old -world restaurants and emporiums of pleasure.

Exploding from dusk to dawn with the way -out craze of the topless, formed and

nurtured by staid and stolid San Francisco, and cut loose to rampage

USA and even Europe.

National publications such as Life, Playboy, and Esquire have documented the

topless. The phrase and the craze that is changing the mood and the mores of

people everywhere.

Mondo Topless captures the basic quintessence of the movement.

With movement, way out wild movement.

Here, go -go girls, in and out of their environment, will be revealed to you in

scenes that can only be summarized as a swinging tribute to unrestrained female

anatomy.

Mondo Topless is believably real in Eastman color.

But unbelievable just barely describes all of Russ Meyer's discotheque

discoveries. Fantastic women.

Fantastic dances.

Featuring the world's loveliest buxetics.

You've only dreamed there were women like these until now.

But they're real.

Unbelievably real in Mondotopolis.

Feast your eyes on bumptious Pat Barringer.

Buxetic. Darlene Gray.

Luscious Sin Lene.

Delicious Darla Paris.

Yummy Diane Young.

Exciting Donna X.

And bouncy Babette Bardot.

Yes, for the very first time, you will hear actual on -the -spot recorded tapes

consisting of sensitive comments and opinions by the very topless dancers

gyrating before your eyes.

Pearls of wisdom based upon guarded personal experience. All played against

backdrop of tempestuous, soul -stirring rock and roll music.

My bustline is a problem where I can't find a bathing suit to fit me, and

no stores make them to fit you. You have to have one custom made. I feel I am

alluring to a man with or without clothes, and I try to be, this is my

purpose in life.

I want at least four or five more children.

Oh, I think they come to lair at the dancers.

Even if it does excite them, this is good.

Certain dances they say aren't sexy, and I don't know how they can say that.

It's ridiculous.

When I have no...

Bad thoughts is a rule in my mind. At least I don't think I do.

I've always liked to sleep in the raw.

It's more comfortable.

What do you need clothes for when you have covers to cover you anyway?

My daddy's French. My mom is Swedish.

Yes, I guess you could say I'm sort of an exhibitionist.

And I enjoyed being looked at and appreciated.

Yes, I eat like a horse.

More than most men.

It's a very strange thing of being in the business that I am, but I've never

a problem. You don't just say...

that sex is only for a man, because, you know, that's perfectly ridiculous.

I don't believe a woman should tease a man unless she's going to give him

something in return. Otherwise, she shouldn't even bother to tease him. I

couldn't help but develop muscles in my chest.

But enough of this palaver.

Let's get the show on the road.

Revving up on runway number one is punctuous Pat Barringer, a magnificently

configured female skilled in the art of the topless.

I beg you to try to listen to what she has to say. All that you're doing is a

dance. It has no meaning whatsoever.

There are gyrations and so on, suggestive movements, but still it is

entertainment and there is no other meaning other than a dance.

To entertain you is Buxotic Darlene Gray, England's answer to the biggest

the best.

What do you say, Darlene?

No, I don't wear a brassiere to bed.

And away we go with luscious sin, Lene.

Svelte and liesome. Give us a word, sin.

I can be around anything green and have a feeling of sensation run through my

body only because...

It is a feeling of nature. It is a feeling of freedom.

Try to follow delicious Nala Paris, vivaciously voluptuous.

Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.

And the last time I measured, it was 36D.

Settle back and let yummy Diane Young entertain you.

blondly beautiful.

And while you're about it, lend her your ear.

I used to play a cello in a symphony orchestra when I was 13.

Relax and enjoy exciting Donna X, Juno -esque of proportion.

Listen closely to what she has to say about topless.

Oh, I think everybody goes by moods. You might make it every night a steady

thing for a month, and then you might lay off for a whole complete week and

really not even need it at all. It depends on your mental attitude.

on men and zero in on bouncy Babette Bardot.

French and Swedish.

50 -50 where it counts.

Speak to us, Babette baby.

I try to project a childlike to a woman quality because I do believe that men

don't like so much odd sex. They like softness also.

So I try to project both sexuality and also gentleness.

So I do I always start my act more or less in a very gentle way.

If it's the type of audience that finds more enjoyment from a dancer, then you

give them dancing.

If they find more enjoyment from slower movements and more

suggestive movements, then you give them that.

I'm glad I'm not the so -called English Rose. I mean, very pale and...

fragile or frail or whatever you want to call it. I'd rather be like I am.

Well, I feel that personality has a lot to do with it, and I think that I have

been able to present a personality that is a little different than a lot of

girls have.

What must a girl possess to measure up as a topless dancer?

She must have a body well above the average in physical beauty, unblemished

an uneven suntan, together with a bust line that is firm and youthful.

The topless dancer's face as well must bear an equal burden with the body,

encouraging sensuous and provocative expression, supplementing her physically

exciting figure.

Topless is quite different from the exotic field, because there I am

and alive and pull the devil. Don't get me wrong, I'm sometimes vivacious in my

exotic work also, but there are two different type of moods entirely, where

the exotic field everything is done with slow enticing movements and

a teasing type form, where in my topless I am just vivacious.

full of warmth and like, would like to have some fun.

Completely topless, completely uninhibited, this way -out craze that

San Francisco has now vaulted across the ocean to Europe.

Every sin -sinner has embraced this swinging tribute to unrestrained female

anatomy. Let's jet to Belgium and look in on the famed Moulin Rouge, where the

buxom bombshell Veronique Gabriel performs her heady, hedonistic dance of

leather belt.

An incendiary art calculated to ignite the flames of passion within the male

spectators. Her fabulous figure is the envy of women and the delight of

men.

So with pasties, you know, you have to put on all that glue, and it's so hard

get off.

And sometimes the pasties slip, and then the glue shows.

Sometimes they fall off.

That's terrible.

I like men, well -built men, skinny, scrawny men, no.

But he -men look like men.

And I don't like the long hair look at all. I can't stand guys who go around

with long hair.

I didn't even really need to wear a bra until I was halfway through junior high

school. It all came late, but it was there, boy.

No denying it.

For example, you have the pelvic movement, which excites me quite a lot.

just you can't do too close to a person. You have to stay in the middle of the

stage. But actually, a very slow and sensuous movement from the pelvic will

excite much more men than hard bumps and grinds. This I've always found.

And then naturally, you cannot touch your bust at all. But if a woman would

caress the bust, this would excite a man, I believe. But you cannot do this,

understand?

A topless dancer must always concern herself with more than one angle of

Exposing her body as she must in go -go discotheque, she must attractively

present herself to the many eyes of her admirers.

A superior topless dancer is very versatile in the way she exhibits and

her body.

At one musical moment, she can reveal herself to her fans in a very undulatory

state. And then, with a frenzied change in the beat, she can transform her dance

into a contrived or exaggerated exhibition of uninhibited emotion.

I have a little girlish quality which attracts men because all men, I think,

have a feeling of closeness to someone they can do something for.

especially a woman.

I don't think, not too many men nowadays have a feeling that they want a very

domineering woman.

Copenhagen is the supreme Scandinavian city for the pleasure seeker. Let us

hurry inside the famed Atlantic Palace for an unforgettable experience.

Greta Thorwald, the Nordic nymph, whose paltritude is unrivaled by any showgirl

in Denmark.

Her youthful bosom, flat stomach, firm hips, and smooth, lithe legs all seem to

unite in her wildly exotic dance, which she delivers in a burst of uninhibited

frenzy.

The women become very jealous, which is natural, but they realize, I think the

woman is smarter than the man because the woman realizes that it's only a

and it's only a form of entertainment. Whereas the man, the male, possibly

his imagination runs away with him and he thinks that, oh, isn't this

wild? And he has visions of becoming involved with the person.

People who say, ah, she's phony.

That's all foam rubber.

I go, honey, believe what you want. I don't care.

Several times people that have been drinking a little too much would get up

stand next to the stage and start dancing and taking off their clothes and

everything. It's hilarious trying to get topless like I was.

The music puts me into a feeling of sex, and this is what I feel. I don't feel

anything around me. I don't want to feel anything around me. I want to feel only

the music going through my body.

France has embraced the topless with wild enthusiasm.

Let us cherry for a moment in the provincial French city of Nancy, noted

gates of gold, and drop in on dark -eyed Denise Duval, the voluptuous

exhibitionist at Le Cabaret Sexy, her tempting, teasing dance of the muff,

spotlighting her breathtaking body, never failing to bring male blood

to a fever pitch.

Thank you.

And the Watusi's are very brief and I have several which I change. It's mostly

bikini bottom or what we call a jock strap which slips just the front and the

back.

I have trouble getting dresses because if I buy a dress, I would have to buy it

big enough to fit the top and then take the bottom in. Like, say, a size 14

dress, I'd have to buy and then take in the bottom to size 8.

Almost any type of music makes me feel sex.

Also, color makes me feel sex.

Without artistic surrender, without compromise, without question or apology,

important motion picture was produced.

Lorna, a woman too much for one man.

Its star was an incredibly voluptuous young actress, the embodiment of

allure. Her name, Lorna Maitland.

She was chosen with the aid of the film you are now viewing from 132 applicants

who responded to an advertisement in daily variety.

After filming was completed and the film Lorna was released to the motion

picture theaters, Miss Maitland had reason to be proud of the results and is

looking forward to a long and successful career as an actress.

Let's listen to some candid post -production tape -recorded comments from

Maitland. Of course, I didn't feel as though I was right for the part when we

went for the interview. I was dressed with a rather secretarial look to me, I

felt, and I didn't get too much reaction from you. I guess you see quite a few

lovely girls.

But my manager is very persistent, and he felt that I had a good chance

in getting the picture, so he insisted on taking some pictures of me that

revealed just a little bit more of my physical attributes, you might say.

In fact, I think that was the reason for me being so relaxed and walking around

the set without any feelings of modesty, I guess you might say, because no one

seemed to be any different than they were when I was dressed, and they didn't

affect me in any way.

I didn't actually notice anything at all from anyone, in fact.

I guess I wasn't thinking about it. It wasn't on my mind.

I was working, and as far as I...

thought everyone else was thinking the same thing you know i found no reaction

from anyone speaking about reaction i remember the reaction on the ladies

i think they were staying there with their husbands and they were a bit

i think at first i think i enjoyed that scene quite a bit because

It gave me an opportunity to show another part of this Lorna character

were trying to bring an image about.

And I enjoyed that because I like to bring variety into anything.

I think it's the spice of life and the spice of Lorna.

I felt very...

M .M .ish, Marilyn Monroe -ish that night.

There was something about the costumes that I was wearing and the feeling. We

were out on the balcony and the stars were out that evening. They were

beautiful. We were overlooking the city up in the Hollywood Hills and trying to

come across with a little sex appeal, bringing it out of myself. And I think

whole environment was very worthwhile at the time.

I was wearing beads, as I recall, around the neck and a black patent belt at the

waist with a rather scanty bottom G -string.

I was doing some sort of a wild toothy or something.

Women can become catty, but that is usually only if the dancer...

dances to her husband.

seductive female that she is, has played mistress to the world for centuries.

Saints and sinners from all corners of the earth have been lured to her bosom

her siren song, eager to indulge in her many sensual pleasures.

Let's hie away to Place Pigalle, the wild and lustful monument to sexual

eroticism, and drop into Le Sphinx, and thrill to the wantonness of Gigi

Latouche. The girl with the throbbing guitar.

I have trouble finding bras to fit me, but I wear a size 38DD.

They don't sell them in every store, you know. You can only buy them at certain

places.

With the ever -increasing popularity of skin diving, it is only reasonable to

conclude that the topless would become a very important adjunct to the sport.

With very little training, the novice can learn to use her breathing apparatus

below the surface of the water quite readily.

And many relaxing and satisfying moments can be achieved, particularly when

amateur motion pictures are employed to record the pleasureful event.

In Europe, a man and a woman are together, and they feel like making

aren't going to make love.

And in America, well, they go in a roundabout way, asking, well, do you

see my stamp collection? If he wants to see a stamp collection, fine, but he

wants to make love, whatever, he should tell her. There shouldn't be no shame in

wanting to make love, like there's no shame in wanting to eat steak or drink

water or milk or liquor or whatever.

On the other hand, I do not like a rude approach.

A man can always be very romantic.

And a man can always seduce a woman if he knows how, because most of the time a

woman gets seduced much more mentally at first. But if that's what he wants, he

should seduce her and not talk about his thumb collection.

I feel like a complete nudist. I want to belong to a nudist camp. I have been to

them. I feel much better without my clothing on.

I feel like this is the way most people should be.

And there's nothing wrong with showing the body whatsoever.

Berlin today is a city divided, with the eastern sector under the cruel

domination of communism and West Berlin part of the free world.

Located only a stone's throw from the fashionable Kurfürstendamm, the Broadway

of Berlin, we encounter the Fair Lady Film Bar, where a bunda vita, the bosom

bountiful, is about to begin her act of primitive passion.

Capacity crowds flock to see a bunda vita, fantastically developed, exercise

magnificent pectoral pulchritude as she wantonly entertains the sporting crowds

of Berlin with fierce intensity.

I just look at different guys and smile and kind of flirt with my eyes and

the four of us.

that don't know how to dance, and they should.

Whenever they come over to the apartment, I'm always trying to teach

steps and how to dance, and they're very inhibited.

They always feel a little self -conscious, and they want to have a few

first.

Hamburg is the second largest city in West Germany and continental Europe's

vital harbor.

Let's journey uptown to the Casino di Paris, the perfect place to cast

for pleasure, and peek in on Heidi Richter, a tall, blonde, Aryan beauty of

perfect proportion.

And watch her as she squirms and rides topless on a luxurious bed, contorting

her supple body in a manner which defies description.

He just wanted to take some pictures of me at first, and then often he asked me,

would you like to be a playmate or try for Playboy magazine? And so I thought

first, oh, no, never, you know.

But then, I don't know, it changed my mind, but I just tried for it, and I

didn't make it.

The reason being that this is what they said, that my bus line was too big.

They are men who do not respond. Some of them either talk or look there to fall

asleep. So I believe either they don't like girls or I don't know what's in

their mind. They do know this is burlesque.

So naturally, I try to ignore it, although I find this pretty frustrating.

This happens so seldom, but naturally it does bother me when it happens. I see

men falling asleep or talking too much.

I'm not like an ordinary nudist. Maybe they don't think anything about it at

all, but I'm constantly aware of a good -looking body. Well, I've got three

kids. I can't very well say I'm oblivious to them.

has no corner on the thrill market of Paris.

Just as naughty and nice is the Etoile area, which boasts such famous night

spots as the Lido, Le Sexy, and the Piste de Resistance of nighteries

spotlighting the topless.

The world -famous Crazy Horse Saloon.

Witnessing the passionate performance of vivacious Yvette Legrand is a never -to

-be -forgotten delight.

So let's look in on this buxom brunette.

The most curvaceous cowgirl in the Western world as she tempestuously

torso in the most sizzling, topless spectacle ever brought to the Crazy

Saloon.

I just make them, I force them into dancing.

Just take their hand and say, well you do this, it's very, very easy. Dancing

easy, but you have to be relaxed.

And I just take their hand and show them the step and they learn, they go right

along. If there is anything they don't know, they're willing to learn. And men

are very cooperative.

I have perfectly good control of my butts. I can move them.

And I can do also tassel walk, but this I don't believe is very sexy, so I don't

do it.

I try to do movement like a man and a woman are in a bedroom, and the woman is

being seduced, and I try to do very soft and also sensuous movements.

I haven't seen any movies of myself, but I don't know.

To me, I don't know that it would be so spectacular, but I guess to everyone

else it is.

I like a man to treat me as a special woman if he's with me.

If he just wants anybody, he can go out and find somebody else.

It's a deep feeling. I have...

I can fall in love with a homely or an ugly man as easy as I can fall in love

with a handsome man.

It just gave me a feeling of, really a tight feeling in my stomach of being

let loose, just like the running almost, except I just felt much more sexy.

Well, Mondo Topless measures up. The unmistakable Russ Meyer touch makes this

more than a gang of great gals. It makes it move.

We sincerely hope that you enjoyed the flick.