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something i gotta can you tell me tonight.

Final piece of gratitude.

After i gave them a bonus

three days off

two extra afternoons

you'd think they'd stay here at least a week

now Walter don't get upset if bad you did your

chagas and having no cook his bedroom i a gesture to

i agree with you completely darling

I'll call the moving men today and you'll do nothing of the sort

but Walter i'm so completely wasted out here

back in new York you are not going back on

the stage and we are not going into the city

but Walter donning

we could be so comfortable in a cozy little nine run flat on the Avenue

with room service we can be just as cozy and just as

comfortable right here in the country and healthier

we'd have no traffic noises we'll have no gasoline

no server no server.

Oh

that must be thousands of servants in the city

and all i want is one little cook and one little Butler

yes darling i know but

so impossible to get servants nowadays.

If i had to get servants i'd get them.

Witchcraft

mister big executive

you get them

well

mrs big executive

i will.

I hope.

Current.

Man doesn't forget a simple thing like driving.

Minute sunray ray carrot overstuffed with vitamins

i i'm opposed to vitamins in any form what has a key man in a vital industry

it praises narratives

that's why it's so jumpy.

We're both big men and while as a way to

your gun powder gives the boys or ammunition

and Boris analyzed vegetable plasma and liquid bomb

gives them that vim and

textmate

yeah that you.

Are you sure you don't want me to drive you

yes dear i'm sure sure i do want you to drive me.

Well

by.

White or the color of the strength.

Chopper.

Oh so far Ottawa.

Not a Butler or a shelter no madam i'm not a Butler or a chauffeur

i came here to hire a show for a Butler

just fill out this questionnaire we want your financial standing club's past

experience we should require references from your banker position

and of course we should want three character references

now if you're just filing this application you're

lucky i don't file a suit for assault and battery.

I don't think people go home and do their own work

oh.

My day.

Looking for something.

Special have you want never without one.

Gas port on.

That is.

Fire hydrant

you'll pardon my saying so it's an extremely silly

place to put one right here where people want to park

you know you might have something that.

Finite that a lot.

Oh no wait a minute.

This is the only place i could park

i promised my wife i'd come down here and get a cook and a Butler

i have updated my advertising agency in thirty minutes and I've got to be at my war

plant before noon being a key man i'm afraid

you're going to be a little bit late forever.

Yeah surgery.

These things don't interest me.

Ketchup with you about

stupidity sheer stupidity

swept up as

always go with your

fingerprints.

What's your racket comment

don't be silly

i'm the president

the porthole cosmetic company

while i got ahead of the battery to make it sound

likely this whole thing is just a mistake you can't convince me brother

i'm a private detective say

private detective genre Jerry kurdish night detective agency.

Well

aren't you on the wrong side of the bar.

While i was a little areas yeah i was out of a job

regarding wedding gifts and that some gilly look at the mug comes along and starts to

feel some of the best gifts i slept the first punch on him.

What's wrong with that not so.

When he turned out to be the district attorney

general Curtis yeah that's.

Probably much like my boss comes to bail me out

thanks a whole lot of rest of the night

yes yesterday

all like wow.

You're such a wonderful man mr knight

and i love being your typists

switchboard operator and confidential secretary but

why must you say such terrible things about Jerry.

What do you want me to say about a man who arrested the district attorney

and wants to marry the same girl i do

but that just proves what wonderful taste you have.

Cheap cheap am i glad to see you there

at honey

i would give it as an icebreaker never mind the malarkey but you would tell me how

we're going to have a honeymoon with you in jail and me on my vacation alone relax baby

boss

how about making a bail so i can get a little woman happy i

I've got a better idea yeah what

I'll take care of Susan

you worry about the bail money

she'll go.

At night.

It off you are my boss such a fine gentleman

i think you are a first class hale

but you promised to put up the bail money for him

but i didn't say when

you feel lonely on your vacation

just call me.

How about my vacation

around one now

a permanent one.

Fired

the line of duty.

Chosen

i want to be working for that man

was telling me quick

all know

what a girl's in love with a dope like you she has to hang onto her job.

I've enjoyed this charming little interlude

but what about the Monday for this man's bail

while until i get back you'll have to hold him for deposit

so

what are you going to do.

I'm not a social call upon your way yeah so

I'll be right back

on your right to say it's bad locked up on an engagement right cheat i know

i get sentimental about my wife's ring to

what am a sentimental.

I shall find out how much i paid for it

ooh.

Wow you have a nice trip

like like

i'd probably give them the best years of my life.

So you're a detective i dunno what i am not all.

You'll ever meet any real criminals

how can i made the real criminals working for a guy like night

i never well either until i got my own agency.

All I've ever done is guard wedding gifts

disguised as a chauffeur posing as a Butler.

Chauffeur Butler.

Butler

crumpets my lady

style of gin me lord.

Mr Curtis

just go just want to be repeated.

I am in desperate need of your services my home is a mess a complete mess

domestic travel mister

wardle.

Oh.

Yes

yes my wife and the man next door

routine stuff

there's only spies or saboteurs or

maybe even just plain homicide oh is that is that two

spies hepatitis fifth column is one i couldn't tell you why else maybe he's going to

get murdered that'll be something.

Obviously.

If you really can solve this case for me

honestly that you get your own agency by audit

for my own agency i go swimming a shark actually

a water

wardle

well whatever it is

somebody called up the square for you

you can go now well that's fine then i could spread the credits to

okay

me any more than about ten bucks what does this holiday

i never got out of

the audit report hundred.

I

i

i

i.

Past week i received twelve threatening letter while

number thirteen that's the one you gotta worry about

but I've stopped worrying since you're on the job

although it is too bad that you're

you're not married i think two people would be better

to

yeah huh for the Butler and the girl who can cook

that has been posted

a while she can i mean we will i met my wife and me oh well that's fine

then you and your wife report to my home

in an appropriate customer girl share here's the address

and

all i have to do is find a wife

i find my wife and tell her that find who darling hello.

Oh hello.

This is the message that.

You are actually honey this is mister

horrible i new boss

how do you do

so the rain caused a thousand dollars

well

i can.

Sound just like my like

it has definitely attack.

Pop he made it.

Yeah.

Js shows they sure look beautiful when you're mad

god could explain everything you could have five minutes and

the only reason i came bacteria to tell you

that this is the end the wash at all listen.

Listen baby and i can explain Susan and wait a minute angel.

Thanks for messing up my life Gary i'm a much smarter girlfriend experience.

Problem is your thousand dollars.

Following through with you you're always going get a lot of money you're gonna get

the crook you're going to get the reward and

you'll never do anything a part of a place.

Major you'll never be able to get anything again.

Jerry

get in.

Way theorize

that broken down detective agency and all your weight for a

week.

Manda that puts you on a case like this comes along once in a lifetime

an unfaithful wife spice laboratory maniac

trying to murder bus to order a lot of water off

to quadruple feature.

You're going to solve this crime wave in two week or you can

two days is all i laid

what do you think you're talking to a dumb flatfoot

frankly yes.

I'm sorry but we.

Oh.

Am i dreaming

do come in please.

I suppose you've come to interview me

but really you couldn't find a nicer person to wait for

while i'm sure that

i would say

teachers have been the decent thing to do at least have to work.

Know as far as my references are concerned

mr hoard was already engaged as

a madam i am kurdish.

And this is Susan.

This is Susan oh.

Wouldn't you like to see your room.

Our rule.

Madam a room where we sleep

coming out there.

I did

several myself

bakery times antique predator and the loveliest double bed.

Stop.

Wow

what what do you think of that chosen.

Gerry Curtis you'll love life take it easy with

humor and what are we going to do about the double bad

so proud of money

i saw it happen.

I quit i will go another step.

Coming.

Yes ma'am.

Charming isn't it.

Gosh that's real.

Pretty.

Especially made mattress

at tried

the both of you

both at

all i'm sure it's break up

come along and try it

it's actually the best bed in the house.

Up and downloaded a couple of times I'll

know i don't i don't come on Curtis.

Bounce for the lady.

Did i tell you isn't it wonderful

yeah sweat.

After you've unpacked i did

i'm still looking forward to one of your delicious dinner

while i i can assure you madam it'll be a dinner that you

will remember.

I suppose you two would like to get settled

yes there are quite a few things i'd like to get settled

I'll leave you there.

You.

You will kind of late.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Excuse me

going someplace mister wolf i.

Gianni

this was my big opportunity

for what

the job.

Actually i'm talking about the job.

Or superstar

portals that had to be a couple i couldn't let a little thing like that interfere

a little thing

a nice civilised respectable marriage is a little things unimportant well no no shows

it's not our marriage well that's the most important thing that ever could happen

then why hasn't it happened

i want it to happen just as much as you do but

i still say i gotta have my own age

first

we decided member

but when we decided we didn't have a double bed staring us in the face.

Well all right all i gotta do is unravel as bad or this case

maybe the solution or the whole thing is just around the corner

wherever the corner is i hope there's a bit in it cause

you're going to have to have someplace to sleep tonight.

Or maybe i could just tell mrs correlate to sleep

in the same room with you would make me nervous.

Make you nervous

what do you think is going to do to me.

No comment.

We mustn't let the name of the

cosmetic company be forgotten.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Is the brittle.

Rid of

them on your name.

That

fucking.

Visual

language that.

And that was where

the idea of your new radio show

and it's really

sensational i hesitate to tell you about.

These ladies and gentlemen or after

that.

Actors.

Oh

for a moment you

had me a bit worried.

Radio actors that's right.

Actors.

Actors.

Mike detective agency are rivers the world's residents

this is mister portal

yes sir

i think I've made your job very easy for you.

I have rounded up all the suspects and invited them to my home for the weekend

I'll be on my toes was the order

just just who are these people

whether one is bars

that

civilized vegetable plasma

a neighbor of mine

the other for work at my office i'm sure they're Nazi spies.

I can't say anything else

someone's listening.

Mr weddington

just.

Pick a threatening letter.

Yes

to.

Walter Wurtzel.

You

have the address.

Dear

victim.

Sheriff.

I sure am a push over these dollar cigars mister weirdos but it misses wireless to

talk but you'd think she were working for us.

The way they went out to dinner first time the job so that we could get used to.

Being alone in the house together.

Door.

It isn't creaking that somebody at the door.

Friends are

available yeah she's despite special

expression.

You gotta gotta

come in.

I'll show you the ropes.

That's what i need in.

Morning i want to take a swim

do you know where the swimming pool is that you

can't miss it it's right next to the diving board.

Receipt for more suspicious looking faces.

Kind of kind of murderous or sleep or something.

You are about to kiss me remember.

Oil that dora about the first thing in the morning.

Spoil.

World.

You two shouldn't have waited up for us.

Walker

give Curtis an extra ten dollar bill for overtime oh no mister squirrel.

Five it'd be plenty

Jerry.

Anyway you too must go right to bed now

come along Susan

were not to

be

honest we are all

good as a matter of fact sometimes we don't go to bed for three or four days at a time.

I won't hear a word

not come along.

Not another way to

get plenty of sleep god your health

guide.

I just remembered something but

we forgot to wax the floors all

putting Don said

you know i never let any of my servants work for

that eighteen hours a day was very thoughtful of you

are.

Well.

Now

go right to sleep.

That is

if you don't mind.

Yeah.

Goodbye.

Where are you going to sleep

sleep.

I would grab a blanket

put your weight while i'm out in the hall.

I'm going to tell him his word that we're not really

married or she wouldn't remember what you said

we just have to go through the same thing every night.

I

guess i better be going to.

Bed.

Goodbye.

Jerry gosh.

Don't get your blanket it might be cold out there.

Although that's right they might have been.

That.

Goodnight

goodnight.

Jerry show.

Please be careful.

You're out there all by yourself.

Jerry

yeah

yeah.

Do you suppose those

Germans would look like German spies are really German spies

yeah they probably want to.

Mr.

Part of.

What worries me is that

maybe they want to blow up mr warden's house

nobody's going to block the shots as long as you're in it.

German spies i mean.

Help you solve this case so.

I don't think i could stand much more.

I'm a

very strong willed guy you know it's.

Very noble jury

sure.

I

think

maybe you'd better go.

Yeah.

Fire was

stuffy in here i swear like a room with a door.

I

brought you some hot milk

it'll make you sleep like a baby

while

i was just saying to Curtis wouldn't it be wonderful

if mrs Porter would just bring some hot milk so that.

I could sleep like a baby

thank you mr Schwartz.

If you want anything else

just ring for the Butler.

Good night tonight.

You were just leaving

remember.

Unless you want some hot milk.

I could

get myself a

glass of ice water.

Why me I've

been one of those empty rooms out there.

Unless.

Later

fellas.

Goodnight

goodnight.

Guy.

Godiva

godiva.

Charge was my caffeine intake my eyes are

visiting hours are over.

Exploit everything.

Well i dunno what i'm doing.

When you turn yourself around and march out of here.

She's snooping

what she's snooping about

i dunno what she called me the room with those girls.

Oh she did.

Was a mistake i didn't know they were in there

honey.

Please all my eyes

no i'm i'm not dressed.

Practically married

we've been practically married going to be married about to

be married everything but married for the last two years.

Leave

the connection.

Two.

A

confounded i never make it

it seems to me that they both chores higher when i was a boy.

Opera bit of fresh air.

Oh.

Overdoing it.

There.

Oh dear

he's not careful he'll step up

to the

where's my shotgun

where'd you expect to find it

elsewhere

oh

my god.

Motive.

It shouldn't be.

It isn't.

Cause of Katie.

Beg your pardon.

That you're

a weirdo.

If

you have a cold how about you.

Jerry kurdish eu

said

i got into the room most girls have.

I was entirely innocent.

Chefs

try to scare a person to death.

FBI.

Publisher.

Thank you

so much.

Macho yeah flypast by mango.

Gotcha on my

foot.

Ceo mr wardle.

It's me mr ward.

Water.

Looks like you've been having a gay time.

Or merely made a fool of myself that's all

glad you admit

the idea of going out on a binge at your age.

I wasn't gonna be a gy was merely pretending to be a scarecrow

oh i see

sui all came along

and kept asking me questions

and pushing my head down over my eyes

and the gun went off

all the time it was Curtis

who.

Knife is not

an assignment at least includes a swimming pool

it is nice to be happy i doesn't find out about it.

Until we do i work tonight.

Time to take a shower.

One about I'll turn it off.

Touched me

was murder the

Jerry.

That doesn't mean anything i just slept there last night.

What were they there all night

a

buffet those glamorous ladies that you were moaning at.

I gotta get a good look at people's faces

Jerry there are two dressing rooms this one for the ladies and one for the men.

All we gotta do is open the door and take a good look inside.

Then you can see for yourself.

I told you there was nobody is.

Where are those residents.

Oh yes

hello mr knight

night.

Oh it's very sweet of you to call

so sweet.

Yes I've been thinking about you too.

I checked at the marriage girl.

I didn't see any record of a marriage license big taken out.

Nazis.

Jerry tracking down spies

but naturally if anything happened you'd be the first one i think of calling.

Goodbye.

It's just my case

i tried one that guy on me

why do you go snooping around lady's dressing rooms and bedrooms.

If you don't mind i have work to do I'll help you

they will discover a clue

I've discovered enough this morning

i chosen.

I swear I'll ever take another shower as long as i live

and furthermore i don't like the whole setup

this is my big opera totally I'll get my own agency and then.

Replant.

Yes

but a lot of things have happened we hadn't planned on.

Price of cable at.

Top you.

One i fell asleep.

Too i woke up.

Took a shower.

Got dressed

by my came out

that you were there alone and seven i'd better stop counting

honey i didn't say the women

i didn't even dream.

Harder you gotta believe me.

I love you.

You know that.

Well.

Maybe

but mr knight loves me too.

Susan.

Don't you love me anymore.

I don't want you to think that this makes any difference because.

This is something that

we have

fuck off carefully.

All lean angles.

Shuddered all.

Cherry.

I must be crazy to be crazy about you i know i got a confession i

don't.

Know how to.

This rule must be full of clues and we just knew where to look for.

Pot boiling water policy said what about boiling water but it's the yardage.

Well why don't you put them out cause i can't find any good why not

but i

hate peeling them down and there's nothing at

block fifty nothing left at the stop

light put a stop

to it.

Chosen.

What's that.

What's that

but at that pi.

Pi

yeah he's around

but not this one this is a rhubarb pie and they

sent me long real bb so i had to make a long pie.

Honey.

How do you serve a pie like that

well.

I dunno i just slice it down like salami and stick it between two pieces of bread.

Ducks go get the duck rabbit are over there over there.

What are you going to do.

Can't cook it back with the feathers on.

Maid do for five minutes.

Hurry up Jerry in two minutes it'll be time to.

The get a facial to.

Terror victim.

Says our last letter of warning.

Solway will strike

where

where

only your widow will know.

Are you like that that guy forgot to sign it

boy did

i mean didn't.

I just exactly how did you get that sweater

but what am i watch been to a man drop it in the car and then

disappear

sounds like an inside outside you have to back

how could you watch been described as far

off from the description it couldn't be anybody but that

neighbor of mine that big Bulgarian bozo from Brooklyn

yeah

all i can say is you're lucky you got me it shows in here

oh i agree.

You know everyone believes that you wouldn't

she was not really a Butler and a coke yeah

nobody's had dinner yet.

Hey

excuse me.

There's no rush about.

How did you manage to get him to invite us here.

Suggested.

You people look like Nazi spies or.

Am i late for dinner

i had a hard time trying myself away from my carrots.

I

should have gone out in the fourteen try to tear.

You didn't say such nice things to me i think you didn't like.

Fisherman.

Is fascinating and repulsive sort of way.

Keep your eyes on them I'll watch him.

What's the matter with your husband

he looks like the cat that swallowed the canary very very smug.

He's just bought.

Why did you marry a man like that

what

about when i was in the theater used to write me the most pathetic love letters

begging me to marry the refused input

that is a refusal is so difficult to write.

While it takes all kinds of husbands to make a word.

Or sound like you don't like Walter

more than he does you

shall i tell you why he doesn't like me

why not

because he's jealous.

Jealous

of you.

I think looking at me but i'm very romantic to go and you're very sweet.

I treasure every single moment we've spent a topic regarding.

But

winter will be here soon and

it'll be.

Best place

i know

very peculiar ones to.

Let's see where was i oh yes.

You must have noticed I've been hanging around a lot.

You've always done more than your share in the garden and the greenhouse the i do

hope your squirt with tomato works out

but it's such a good idea i'm sure it is.

Oh yes i.

What

were you looking for something.

You didn't have to see an ashtray passing by did you

know that.

Dinner is served.

Dreadful disappointment of.

Well.

Even if it doesn't taste like soup

probably served beautifully.

Oh yes there you can depend on me to get you a good cook and a great Butler.

Will you

wear your ring please.

Of course Walter.

Attack

must be the phone phone.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh.

Oh hello hello where does president yesterday where does president that's right

for those residents

whom did you wish to speak to

our homepage you wish to speak to well no and you

called here my good woman this phone justice mama rang

my good man so that this one see hear about them just

because you made a stupid mistake i made a mistake

don't you call me stupid

nevermind goodbye.

Such a dose i'm stupid time.

Hello hello hello hello hello hello.

It.

Hello i love

the phone.

I

have.

Average tobacco.

After a

fight of athletic capital.

Nobody here

starts at the show.

Walter

perhaps you better go out and get them.

I bought the front door you'd probably sign for life.

Energetic aren't they

yeah.

There's nobody at the front door nobody out there either

maybe it's upstairs Jerry fuck you know what it might be but.

Yeah.

Reports on the buzzard

yes i know.

Oh.

Why you rang madam.

De soup plates please curses

are

super.

Process.

Started out in life being a potato.

The campy

not pathetic and take such a beating.

Watch your cock

while i can snag a lamb chop in the broader and open canopies as good as anybody else

but you had to suggest roast duck

and artichoke and rhubarb pie

what about the ducks.

Jerry

my poor little

dogs.

I like meatballs with wings

oh everything's gone wrong Jerry i only wanted to help you and.

Instead I've made a mess of everything

on I'll look on it you've done wonders don't worry that's swell

you'll see they'll like it

or like it or else.

Quieter there this will put you up in a few moments.

Small lobster

no thanks i'm full of that caviar

and express the fashion that's what i like

to evaluate the last two cats.

Don't get up don't get up please i just came to tell you how much we enjoyed the

dinner it was a bit unusual but good but good

accurate

which is why i would have told you but she's lying

she's lying down and recovering.

I want

to

ask your friend boss

he slept until me between dessert and coffee.

Knowing what i'm sure he's underpaying you he has a

fifty dollar bonus if you go to work for me Boris.

Why got pirate

settlers with him now i.

Don't do anything

special to me.

Quite as.

Stellar

that love pie.

Like a killer to me

yeah.

Thanks if you're gonna happen around here Susan

Boris is our murder suspect all right

you can't fool me all the ways very very clever is he clever clever

he.

He's putting on an act

he's trying to get us out of this house because he's afraid we'll discover a clue

if he's setting some kind of a trap to do away with mr hoarder.

That

was

a diet.

If i was sure i could give you the

thrashing you deserve i

might die.

Wow

i do

not look

like

don't kill

me

my name is Whitehall

not working and i'm not traveling you but i will

if you don't stop trying to steal my servants.

And my wife you know you've gone too far.

Yeah well i just hope people have.

Bars treading water with that shovel

wanted in August at all

Jerry don't you think this case is too big for

you shouldn't we call him mr knight mr knight.

Chosen i'm sorry i said that i.

Said to me that you believed them but i do believe the

new darling but one detective for all of these people

plus a house where I'll tear this case wide open before the week's out.

I had.

Maybe some of the criminals have been tipped off that we're detectives or i'm scared

Jerry please turn on the lights okay okay.

At

least we won't have to wash the dishes.

Hmm.

Took you so long

mister ordo spiders so well camouflaged cookers an hour to find it.

Discover anything since i was done

with all the work to be done around here will never find time to do any detecting

what we need is an ex

cook and Butler on auto correction to a bypass wouldn't look right.

Besides i hear it's tough to find service nowadays.

Boys.

This is the most wonderful love that

woman has ever received.

Every time i read it i

tingle

positively tinker.

Every single word is like a

precious Jewel.

Jerry

Jerry.

Getting evidence but I've already got time i started up the stairs and the saboteurs

were coming out of one of the rooms and they were talking German until they saw me

and then they switched to English

where they go

to the swimming pool

i travel now not i know what's cooking on there

are Susan thanks to begin at a pop not what Jerry study says but i'm only thinking of

you with all this danger lurking a ball shows remember one thing

no matter what happens

you never know a braver man.

Five ways to

put a salary.

Theory has blossomed my lobby buddy.

That makes me sicker than crabmeat.

Oh but won't was a very romantic man

here let me see it.

Dearest blossom my lovey buddy

i love you i love you i love you

to think a man would write slush like that was one why

oh that was before we were married

here.

Gracious five years.

Now that is gone but at our house

and

has struggled midnight affected it will be dynamited

stupid their lives will never be able to use this

gunpowder games they're like soldiers have to feel that

you have a clever mind

and i admit your plan is daring

but it can succeed you won't get away with it captain.

You won't get away with this

or bb your life

when

you intend to kill him

but naturally

no no

no after the fact that he will expand his life

have no place and it gets stopped before we can such as your product

you will die with him and the factory is blown up tomorrow at midnight.

This diabolical scheme will never succeed

it will succeed tomorrow i admit that.

I

am against.

I think you're right

it wasn't here a few minutes ago.

I.

Like nothing.

What do you do without your shoes.

Oh look

we've got a case

those guys are going to blow up porto's factory tomorrow at midnight

maybe we'd better call last night in

an article shared credit in this case with anybody

you take a look around our

there's

going upstairs research the Nazis whoops.

Hustle is over i

want to go to the library and play some gin rummy.

I've got a date for the love scene in my bedroom

good luck.

Map scene.

Bedroom.

I.

One.

Oh no man.

My.

You've been away from me so no

no no don't speak say nothing.

Just like we do get you

home do my own.

Darling you look

happy.

See pain and suffering in

the eyes.

Is it that other woman.

Especially make you unhappy my precious.

No no don't answer.

Just kiss me again you

did before.

If you're hot lips pressed against mine.

That's enough of this

take him away

no i tell you

i love you.

Modi have you finished

with would like to see you and talk over tonight's plan.

Alright.

Crochet almost got caught with my

shoes off

would it make your work any easier if you went barefooted and wore a sarong

or

what are you talking about

i loved one

you've been away so long

i just wanted to look at you and hold you in my arms

you heard that.

I heard the whole the thing between you wouldn't have screwed up

as housework is driving you a little wacky

i am wacky while i said well where mops and potatoes and bird pots

Sherlock Holmes without making love to all the other women

you and your hot lips

wet slips

so you're a lotta your imagination run away with it

while i suppose it was a phonograph record as it was.

Like that

i'm digging up your last point it was a photograph.

It was the phonograph record

because what do you do me a favor when they go upstairs and the lessons taught.

How to prove everything.

If you aren't telling the truth brought their

especially like yours is a disease social you

to get a hold of yourself

i wish.

My mother

told me when i was

ten.

My mama done told me to and i wish i'd listened

to her i don't understand it so it's not as.

Sweet

i do

i went through

a big.

Ludwig.

Talk.

Johnson.

Sounds

like the kind of guy who would.

Yeah i

guess i do

those are not the kind of letters to keep where people can find them

i couldn't just join them

not beautiful love letters like that.

Ooh.

Lovie.

I mean the

portals residents.

Are supposed to order

will not be home for dinner then that goodness.

Some special work has come up.

So you'd better pick me up here about eight o'clock.

Did you find any clues

i found this letter to your wife so i read it

so yeah what right have you got going about reading other people's mail

whichever is the word llama detective.

So i wanna make a copy of this letter.

I don't think i'd better check the original she might get suspicious.

An officer i.

Don't think i better read it over the phone

and that mister wardle.

As for German friends years

i'm positive they're Nazi spies they're going to blow up your factory

well that's not a very nice thing to do.

Gosh i thought that it started

it has

and

now i just figure you'll keep your eye on them until i get home.

Yes.

Not as broken.

Mr president

do you realize that we have a great deal of work to do yes i do mr Brooklyn indeed i do

these blueprints must be gone over

also the new gunpowder formula well we could always wind up at my house for the

weekend if we have to that is provided you accept my hospitality.

Are you sure you can trust your servants

trust them

of course i can trust them

i met in their old family retainers

but when i suggested a.

Call that dinner but we have to go through far fewer.

When do we go into action that's what i want to know

tonight that envelope.

Information will

never be mistake

the

come will bring the papers would

grip i.

Don't.

Know

i think i would go in the library and read.

Snaps.

Bring out the rest of the dishes

he says not sure i forget a guy or something he didn't even do.

Hello.

George.

I think tonight's the night.

You'll be able to get planning on them.

I have some men around the house and make it about eleven o'clock.

Yup.

Forgot your company

to you never mind it's one of your cooks find out as a detective here the better.

If you want me to shoot i might you know

what's more.

It kind of surprised me i was like.

What are you trying to do chisel in on my assignments

get off the property of all the stupidity

give me that gun to all your

wait a minute this is my case let's talk about that later

whereas

in the kitchen.

Just saying this morning how about she hated you.

Mission i can't stage just passing through

or you

don't think

you have to pick up mr ward all there's plenty of time

when i'm twenty minutes late already goodbye

don't forget like she's engaged to me.

Susan

just what do you think of this case you're investigating

or it's pretty big i guess all sorts of things

have happened of course but it's a fake.

Fake.

Oh no no the

Nazi Nazis the radio actors

if you ask me were just wanted a Butler and a cook

and Jerry knew about it the whole time

oh.

Oh.

Oh well wait i get my dish pan hands on him.

Just horrible.

About that man that came home with you mr Brooklyn.

You're sure you can trust a

boy of course brookings one of our most reputable

citizens what about it i think is a crook

said he wanted to sleep in a room without bars and i want to know what's cooking with

Brooklyn all never mind about him whereas this letter

letter

what about the match is going to blow up your favorite but my dad that's important i

don't care anything about the Nazis where is this letter

why are you're the boss i got the copy i made right here

in my pocket by the ganache is the most important thing

curious blossom

my love the buddy.

Forrest wrote this letter to mrs what

all i know are to say it's the most wonderful letter

a woman ever got from a man watching incredible.

I love you

i love you.

I love you.

At what's going on behind my back right under my nose that that's nothing that

what about the Nazis going to blogger.

Get that nasty old Pratt give my

pussy pussy indigestion

here that nasty old crap pretty poor description of it

you gotta talk about bs talked about crap not so sure.

Why that character killing Casanova that.

Got

bugs bunny what is the

last time i saw him he was out in the veg regard with mr squirrel.

Vivian

this experiment works my name will live forever

wonderful progress

what you see here is my masterpiece

square

tomato

so

there you are

and what have you got to say for yourself just give me one please.

I know everything that cats out of the bag

it all about play

mister i don't want

to think about sport estimated

i do the whole sordid affair this letter

letter i never write letters

you don't write letters

theory as blossom

my lovey buddy

where did you get that letter

where i got the letter

addressed to you isn't it

you don't deny that do you

know

go on reading Voltaire

that he'd be beautiful or as

you might have the decency to deny it

but i can't it's perfectly true

oh well you're not jealous i'm.

Jealous.

I wouldn't mind a

murderer in my heart

why aren't you feeling well you haven't been eating any rich foods like crabmeat

crabmeat

now wouldn't you say that

and how dare you write such a letter to my wife

you are accusing Boris does he think i wrote this letter

while nobody but a nitwit like you would write such a letter

first you try to steal my sermons and then you try to steal my wife

do me just say you don't really know who wrote that letter certainly i know who wrote

he did.

Boris.

Come sit down

dear.

We might as well be honest and brave about it

we might as well

would you mind letting me have that again

this is no time for pretense if you really meant all those things you said.

Can't you realize

that what's happened is entirely your fault

you became so cold so just

what do you mean so cold and distant i was right

in the house with you but mentally miles away.

That wouldn't be a line from one of your old plays with it

but now if it's my own life.

I missed your attention your love.

That's why we did

what we did

isn't it white boards

oh wait a minute have you know a man could get shot doing what i didn't do

i fell madly in love with the band and wrote that letter.

Weakness perhaps Walter but

that's the way it is.

This is terrible.

Do you realize that no jury in this country would

convict me for shooting you where you're sitting.

Oh why blame him blame yourself.

Vivian don't start putting me in the middle again

I've always been a faithful and loving in a quiet sort of a way husband

but i certainly don't go around writing slushy letters to my friends' wives

don't have you talk that way

i love the man who wrote that letter and every word in it oh no decent man would

write that kind of a letter earlier

a sniveling worm scattering the backer but

if that's the way you feel about him

i'm packing i'm leaving

oh no you're not

you wanted this house in the country the serpents coming and going like it was grand

central station and you're stuck with it

i'm the one that's leaving

back to the city where i belong

come on boys you could help me pack.

Start.

We gotta have a little chat.

Old Jerry go and catch yourself some nice criminals but i gotta tell you that.

Way.

Today i am going away.

Well you can't do that

it's bad enough my wife is leaving me and now you have to five years

i haven't been here that long

oh i know that too but it's my wife.

I tell you i'm in love with that.

So i say strange woman

wow.

That's one way of what.

I've got to do something to keep her here

and if you leave

well i won't have a chance now hasn't been enough gone wrong dissatisfy you

got a discouragement or

word of

your promise to kind of get murdered nothing's happened.

Yeah.

What about the Nazis.

Nazis are solid not but that's just a handcuff job in the right time comes not

the real problem is.

Whilst my girl

the girl.

Wife no.

I.

Stabbed my wife.

Thats another thing

sleeping on that bath houses i'm comfortable

you think you're all mixed up

sounds are supposed to be on vacation

i'm supposed to catch the criminals.

Yes refunding picture to happen it would change everything wouldn't want to remember

all the criminals to make like their crimes like this punch.

Is Jerry when stirring them into immediate action.

If you'll just stay i think i can promise you something tremendous will happen

tonight you're a socialist walking out on a if it doesn't.

Do anything to speed up the crimes i'd certainly appreciate it mister

morneau.

Rely on me.

What is it to be.

About eleven o'clock

we should all be asleep.

What does it

mean

to die but they were told me i couldn't

truly surely come in.

A group of.

The strong.

I'm in i'm in a spot

really get to run an upsetting spot and you're going to help me if you will

anything you like.

Thank you

i suppose i might just as well start at the beginning.

Now this is what i think you ought to do

stage of robbery but make it look good

timing up spread papers around open the safe

and i don't mind telling you that there are some very important papers in the site.

You'll be delighted be upset to

feel

as to what

i think at eleven o'clock oh no

oh no i can't wait that long

but eleven o'clock you know by that time my wife and all his servants will be gone

you will do it now or the whole radio show is off.

And I'll tell you what i think it would be best to do it

in the library because that's where the safe is.

It's no use Jerry.

You're the kind of a guy that things happen to.

Always will be i guess what do you want to marry somebody things don't happen to

know but.

We just never get around to the preacher that's all

chosen way to love each other that's important loves first the preachers second

you're always so confused i'm not confused.

I made up my mind i may regret it for the rest

of my life but i'm going to marry mr knight.

Wow

i would be very happy.

Except

hot lips Curtis.

Probably at

nineteen forty four mom watch me.

I think you're going a bit too far.

It'd be very quiet if i buy you

allocate.

What does this mean

means

that we have to let you have been as stupid as you look

what happened here

he caught us going through the desk there was nothing else to do

just as well we can finish earlier than we planned

tie him up and gag.

Algebra.

What do we do.

I suppose you think that's a very funny thing it got cooked up there

i support you think i'm gonna fall

just like i fall for all the other things you planted around the house while i'm not.

Fine thank you already cost me my job and my girl get all that don't yet

she was just a big joke folding my

thoughts you realize there's a war going on.

Probably a shabby yourselves all of you

actually do something useful for your country and i'm surprised that you have

broken

apart in mind like you're wasting your time playing around like this

fall.

I just want

to

let somebody you run into a real job with real crux

and maybe you won't treat a detectors profession so likely.

Well

goodbye Olivia i'm leaving

security as the sun the thing you should know

do something i should know

i forgot more than all of you know

don't think you could pull me with a spike gosh those phony drama dialects

are probably all from Brooklyn.

Or flatbush.

We'll have two whole days for our honeymoon

you'll be the happiest girl in the world

yes i will mister knight I'll

be the happiest girl in the world.

So.

You're leaving.

Yes i am.

I'm going to be the happiest girl in the world

associate you can't go you can't not with ham.

Chosen.

It's like i'm not very bright maybe you think i'm a coward to but.

You're wrong and i'm gonna prove it to you oh really you're darn right.

I just found out that those people are really Nazi spies

granted Nazi spies really Nazi splash.

Really Nazi spies and

i'm going to go in there and take them all single handed

called Jerry why do you want to start that all over

all right don't blame me just come with me and I'll show you

just want to say i ask

keep clear of the falling bodies that's all.

One more chance but it's the combination

you'd better tell us.

All right all of it.

Right up against that wall

i'm afraid i will have to ask you to do that yourself

i'm afraid elaborate fuels that invitation if you don't mind

masquerade as old

baby

take my advice and do as he asks especially would take more than four nights

to stop an American

it'll be i have got guns.

Yeah but i drop them before i get mad would be a pity to shoot such as a man so do

not force me to purchase guns are loaded and

thought i was why can't put a lot of the feel well

how do

i carry.

I think he means that

nonsense Susan of cars seem ancient.

Shuttle why

but i mean really Jerry please be careful careful

what am i to live for

what is life when love is gone

but it hasn't.

Not entirely.

Susan.

Sorry to interrupt such a pleasant people see

but we have work to do will you please look

at you and all i said enough of that.

I'm not kid.

Gun was loaded

you might have hurt somebody.

Time.

So he shot up a salad bowl or you.

Were alive.

Outfits.

Not yet

then we have plenty of time

until eleven o'clock

i wouldn't mind finishing

there.

Much easier you people that was the combination

i wouldn't tell you anything

i wouldn't tell you the right time even if i knew it

and i don't.

I don't like to use face

unless it becomes necessary

I'll have to watch happen best bbq think he will

do anything to frighten me go ahead and do it

don't die.

Bitter.

I do not think that the gags are necessary now they're all here

perhaps if you remove them they were talking discreetly have

emerged they moved to gags

and.

Did they hurt you.

I don't

care.

I must tell you that politically

i don't care to discuss that between holder you must use the you wrote that.

One.

Don't be ridiculous do you really believe that i

go around writing letters like that to other women

at

hospital.

You wrote that.

I tell you i couldn't have

i don't like crab meat i haven't even tasted it for five years

that's when you wrote the letter to.

It won't

work

but i can force people to talk by threatened

by

america.

We have time written plenty of time

until eleven o'clock

eleven o'clock must finish now.

Cafo cigarette.

I don't want anything from you

and very little of that

cigarette.

Cigarettes as social

they actually do better with one.

Police tell them what they want to know.

I think you'll find that sort of thing won't work

i think.

Hyping the sold foolish capable of being quite stubborn.

Whether you have forgotten your wife is here

do i make myself peel.

You wouldn't do that but guess i would

share what he's got a snake would do anything

but lie and cheat and murder another cry when they got hurt.

Would that be to display your wife's pretty face.

Alright alright I'll tell you.

Twenty three left

right

forty six left

three left eight right forty six left.

Just thinking about.

Muscle tissue matches a lesson.

Alright

i got a you.

Get me out of here he wanted to escape i

got them all writers to

order

a ringleader to

good work Jerry

for the portal

come on get going.

On over there.

They don't wanna say detective.

Curtis you're ready and i'm not a Nazi i'm a federal agent don't make me laugh

look in my pocket and see for yourself

gala tonight

Curtis remember the district attorney

thing like that going to happen twice.

Or could it.

Look at my pocket and find out for yourself.

You

made it

you're not really.

Oh

Jerry oh gee.

Why do things like this have to happen to me.

George i was afraid you wouldn't get here in

time he brought his charming people are waiting

this solar arc that's all

all right on your way.

On.

Thank you mr Curtis.

All think nothing of it i just did my duty.

Coffee.

Nothing like a good cup of coffee in the morning.

Cheap ham and eggs.

I always like to have an eggs

so you're sure that's the way you wanted mr wardle

we went on your three days then you wait on us three days of course

but then some days we

just all have breakfast in bed.