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This is my first job this year. Yeah, I haven't done anything.

Isn't this the one you said you'd buy before?

What do you mean?

This room is the same as before.

Is this the type that opens?

That's right.

It doesn't open.

I think it would be great if I sent it.

I think it's sold at ZOZO.

Is it a men's room?

What?

I thought it was a men's room.

I don't get to tell you.

I haven't done it yet.

I haven't done it for two weeks.

You don't have much time.

I don't have much time these days.

Did you have time to do it?

It's a secret.

It's always the end of the month.

Oi.

Oi.

It's a lot of stuff.

This is natural.

Natural boobs.

It's not that bad.

Oh, that's great.

I think bigger boobs are better.

Really? I don't know.

It's big enough. It's not that big.

You haven't done anything yet, have you? No, I haven't.

It's crazy, isn't it?

You're right.

What have you been up to?

I've noticed.

Have you been at home? Yeah.

I haven't been out of the house, seriously. Have you been watching movies

watching YouTube?

Yeah, I've been watching Netflix all the time.

It's been seven or eight days, hasn't it?

You haven't gone snowboarding?

No, I haven't. I get invited a lot though.

It's fun.

Well, there's a moment of pleasure, but I want to do the next one.

It's a lot of muscle pain, isn't it?

By the way, it's about 40 ,000 yen.

Is it that expensive?

If you rent it, you'll have to pay for it.

Everyone is going to the GIF.

Yeah, right?

What's your wish for this year?

I want

to start something new.

I want to find a boyfriend.

Do you have any desire to go on a date?

Of course I do.

I was really lonely on Christmas.

Do you want to go to a Christmas market without a date?

Yes. It's over if you go. What about girls?

I want to go with everyone.

Do you go to a Christmas market?

I don't think I need to go with you.

There's a lot of people.

That's the most fun.

No, no, it's not fun at all.

No,

it's

not fun at all.

Now you're good.

I wonder if I can fit in.

How do you feel?

I feel like I'm moving.

Did you hear that?

It's a very big problem.

See you all pretty soon.

See you all later.

Have a nice day.

It's been 26 years since we started dating.

That's right.

It's not that important.

How long has it been since you last had a boyfriend?

I don't know.

About two and a half years ago.

That's a long time ago. It's been a long time.

It's been a long time.

It's been a long time. It's been a long time.

It's been a long time. It's been a long time.

It's been a long time.

It's been

a

long time.

It's been a long time.

Thank you.

Want to see?

You too.

There's your girl.

Okay.

What kind of person do you like?

I don't really have any.

Really?

I don't have any.

You don't have a boyfriend, do you? No, I don't.

You don't have a boyfriend, do you?

No, I don't.

I have a lot of uncles.

I don't have a boyfriend, either.

It doesn't matter if you have a boyfriend or not.

How old are you? I'm 40 or 50 years old. How old are you?

I'm 40 or 50 years old.

I'm in my 30s.

Yes.

It's a little good, but it's not as good as I thought

This is difficult.

Difficult? Yeah.

I don't know how to use it.

I can feel it.

What do you mean? I can feel it in my butt.

Please put this sweat into the lefforee.

That hair.

It's dangerous.

I can't put it on my back.

That hair.

You'll get it.

I might eat it.