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Hopefully we get this all right for our girls.

I'm a little nervous.

Wait till you get this.

I've always thought it was a convenience store.

It's hard to have this stuff.

Especially being locked in in the hallway.

That's good.

I can't believe this is the first

time. How do you think it's getting with just her dad?

But at least we have each other.

I know, right? It's nice, but, like, I can't even call her mom anymore. I just

have to call her Lee.

I know. It makes me feel so bad.

I know. Every time someone calls me, she gets so upset when I don't call her

mom. Yeah. I know. Staying with mom. And it's like, what do you expect? You

literally ran off with my best friend's mom. Yeah. I was just like, how could

you, you know? Yeah. I'm like, now her dad's sitting downstairs eating dinner

with her.

I love him so much. Your dad is so, so nice. I know, so is yours. I love him so

much.

So, yeah, it's hard, but, I mean, I don't know, it's just annoying, the fact

that, like, I feel bad for them, you know, like, our parents, like, our moms

were lesbians the whole time.

I don't understand it.

How could Thelma leave him? Like, your dad is so sweet.

Oh, my God. How can Louise leave your dad?

I don't know.

He's always just been there for the both of us. I know.

Ever since we were little.

They're so sweet.

And everybody at school, like, Max was like, oh, yeah, your mom's less. I'm

like, yeah, so what? Whatever. Like, she's not here anymore.

He really cooked everything for you. Yeah, he did.

I was going to make the money in the family.

There.

Oh my God.

That's not happening, huh?

Pretend like you know what we're doing.

There we go.

You can give it to him cold with this. I, I, that's not. Call it albacore or

something.

Maybe I don't.

Yeah,

I mean I had a mom that cooked me, I had a wife that cooked me.

Now it's all me.

Why is there water in here? What the fuck?

Is that how you do it?

That looks good, doesn't it?

I don't know how I'm doing it.

Are you supposed to put...

You got the turkey in the oven?

Yeah. I put it in a while ago. Is it cooking?

Something. Why is there smoke going on? I don't know.

Your kitchen's broken.

My kitchen's not washed. What the fuck, man?

You sure that's a turkey?

It was.

I don't know, man.

That looks not like a turkey to me.

Well, you know, we're pretty useless, huh?

Oh, my God. Where's my fingerprint?

Oh, man.

We need to crack a window.

Did your child open the...

Your housekeeper tells you it's on fire. Yeah, I mean, I had to do something,

right? I don't know if that's right.

My mom called me earlier.

Selma called me earlier and asked me how Dad was doing. Like, she even cared.

Yeah, what the heck? She didn't have the right to ask that. Let me be in my own

business. Did you smell that?

Yeah, we should probably get down there.

I mean,

it's

blackened. Yeah.

special. We went into a cookbook that we found.

We heard the fire alarm.

Oh, I was... That's how you know it's done.

That's the sign of a good kitchen.

Yeah, come on, girls. Sit down. Here you go.

Make a spot, you know.

All right.

Bon appetit.

You guys want to take this out and pass it down?

We got corn and green beans.

Bread. And a small, small bird turkey.

Yeah.

Hopefully you don't like this.

Yeah, it's nice, Dad. Thank you.

Yeah, we really appreciate this.

You know, it's just been a rough night for me.

I forgot

to bring it Yeah, there's a

lot.

I mean,

you know, your mom's not here. It looks like they're not eating. I don't think

that's acceptable at all.

I need the bottom half.

Are

we supposed

to cook three things?

I always forget. Uh, I think they can. They already become cooks.

I think.

I mean, I don't think anyone's going to get sick here.

Maybe a lot of strong stuff.

Ugh, man.

Yeah, um.

I don't think this is.

That's not good.

Well, at least. Like that, huh? I was just about to say, at least it's not

alive.

Maybe it's jerky at this point.

It could be.

How did that happen?

This is ridiculous.

God.

We didn't make the bread. The bread is coming back to life. Look at it.

We need that, like, memory.

Yeah, we didn't buy the bread, unfortunately. Can you pass me a salad?

Thanks, man.

I'm going to have to eat something.

Is the bread edible?

What? Is it edible?

Um,

yeah. Do you like the cream?

It's a delicious thing.

I'm sorry, girls.

No,

no, we appreciate everything you do.

What? I thank you for.

Well, thank you for trying.

Dad, thank you.

You're welcome.

What? Is this supposed to be our wine class? We definitely forgot wine.

We are failing on all accounts. Alright,

I think it's time we give thanks.

I'll go first.

I'm thankful for my daughter.

Such a beautiful young girl.

You look like you love her so much.

I'm thankful for this.

The corn?

Are you screaming?

And on you go.

What do you think before?

But learning experiences are going to begin anyway.

Have a good one.

I was thinking,

maybe it might be because they haven't gotten any action, really.

Yeah. I haven't seen my dad with one lady since the divorce. Same. Yeah.

literally, like, if he's helping, I can win. My dad has, like, brought a girl

home since the MLF, you know? Mm -hmm.

Well, okay.

I was kind of thinking about it down there, and, like, here we are all this

long, but I was kind of thinking that since they haven't gotten any, and, you

know, they're, like, so stressed out, that maybe we could, like, do each

best. I mean, I'm totally into these actors.

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

Okay, so, I do your dad and you do mine.

Yeah, okay.

I mean you guys do so much for us and we just want to show you how thankful

we are. That's just part of what we have to do at first, you know.

Well we wouldn't have it any other way.

Yeah, and I think I know how thankful we are now.

You know, since you do so much for us, we thought we'd give back to you.

I just know that it's been really

hard for you guys.

It has.

Without our mom here.

I just want to make sure we do everything we can.

Take all the pressure off of you guys.

Stress reliever.

Yeah, stress reliever.

We totally agree to this, Dad.

Come on, Dad.

I don't know if I'm really going to want to watch you. That's Bill.

I'd say you take my daughter upstairs.

I don't want to watch that either, so. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Sorry.

Try not to be too loud. I don't want to hear anything.

Are we going to do this?

We can do this.

Why are you trying to save me today?