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What have we got?

Stabbing. Male. Appears to be in his 30s.

Are you three telepathic or something?

I think it's one of the people in that close.

We was in bed till 8.00, and we've nothing more to add.

I couldn't help noticing you're packing up.

Doesn't it bother you, driving people out of their homes?

I'm building a vision.

Ohhh!

It's the parents' assembly this week,

and Shanti's opening it with a poem.

They saw someone matching Phil Wingrove's description chucking

something in the river.

Something's been bothering me about these two couples.

Phil and Caroline have sold their house but didn't tell

their neighbours.And now, Kerry feels betrayed.

We know Dean's taken out a series of loans at punitive interest rates.

He's trying to persuade Kerry to sell.

Maybe she doesn't know about the loans.

Is he behind with payments?

Tanika says not, but it suggests his business isn't going great guns.

And he's refusing to talk to us. Thank you.Well, this could be

why Louis was in the close that day.

Maybe he was sorting out another loan for Dean.

Remember, Tanika told us there'd been no communication between Dean

and Louis company.Thanks. I'll tell you what else I don't get.

One of those residents kills Louis Oldham,

dumps his body in the middle of the close,

and none of the others see a thing! Well, it's my point exactly.

There's something going on between those two houses.

Oh, Becks, we didn't tell you how much

we enjoyed the art class last night. And Daniel. Oh-ho-ho!

Daniel was very...Attentive? That's the word. Attentive!

Is he single?Are you asking for yourself or a friend?

Psh!Stop it! The pair of you. You are not even subtle.

Not subtle at all. What are these?

Last night, I went hunting and found that cache of letters

to my great-aunt from a gentleman called Nathan Edwards.

The man in the photo?I think he must be.

And what are they? Love letters?

They are.I knew it.

He was an accountant. He lived just off the Henley Road.

So why did your aunt hide his photo? It's really rather sad.

He was already married when they met.

He had an affair?

Yes and...no. They never had a physical relationship,

but they poured their thoughts and feelings into those letters.

An emotional affair.

This one isn't open.The handwriting's different.

Someone else sent that one. Why didn't she open it?

I'm not sure.

PHONE BUZZES

Tanika, what have you got?

We'll meet you there in ten minutes.

No! Seriously?!

You found another body?!Afraid so.

Is there any connection to the death of Louis Oldham?

It's too early to say. Body's been in the ground a long time.

Well, how long?A forensic anthropologist thinks

it could be more than ten years.

Um, can I have a word?Of course.

Don't worry. They're with me.

OK. So he's male and probably a teenager,

perhaps a little bit older. But there's been

a central skull base fracture caused by blunt force trauma.

This was the cause of death? I think so.

Oh, and you'll also need a forensic archaeologist to come

and look at the site.Oh, of course.

There will have been significant water erosion and soil

settlement in the last decade. That's right.

It's possible the body was originally buried in the garden

beyond that fence and then moved here in the intervening time.

Whose garden is the other side of that fence?

Kerry and Dean Butlers'.

DOORBELL RINGS

Hi.You lot never give us a moment's peace! We've said all we have to say!

You heard what they found.It's just not possible.

I have no idea how he got there. "He"?

How do you know the body is a man? That's what the police said.

Is your husband home?Dean left for work ages ago.

Just leave us alone!

Oh.

DOOR SLAMS

Well, that went well.We may as well try Grace.

I don't know, maybe it was food for the ducks or something?

Or a murder weapon.

JUDITH WHISPERING:Quick...here.

With that in the way, I can't see! Oh, oh, oh.

Officers.

I wonder if we could come in, ask you a few questions

about Louis Oldham.No, I don't think so.

CHURCH BELL RINGTONE Not without proper grounds and a warrant.

WHISPERING:Is that you, Becks? Shhh! Becks!She's seen us!

PHONE RINGS AND VIBRATES Oh.

Ahem.Oh, sorry. Uh...

..a witness reported seeing a man who matched your description

throw an object in the river yesterday afternoon

between 1.30 and 2.30.

Nothing to do with me. I was playing cricket.

Mr Wingrove, police divers are currently searching the area.

Are you sure there's nothing you want to tell us?

I left the house, went straight to cricket, played all afternoon,

albeit not very well, then came straight home

and bumped into those women, the busybodies.

JUDITH:How dare you...

We chatted for a while. Ask them if I looked like

someone who's just disposed of crucial evidence.

Out of interest, who was the witness? Dean Butler?

Thank you for your time, Mr Wingrove.

Eavesdroppers never hear any good about themselves!

We were just...

Huh.

I wonder what Phil was throwing in the river, assuming it was him.

The murder weapon?Well, it could have been anything.

But what's interesting is that

someone flagged him up to the police.

Mm.Kerry is super stressed.

And is that because this second body is a surprise

to her or because it isn't?

If a body was found at the bottom of my garden, I'd probably

react the same.What are you talking about?

You've got hundreds of dead bodies at the bottom of your garden.Mm.

One dead body over here.And one over here.Found one day apart.

There's got to be a connection. It's not a coincidence.

Good morning!

Mm.

How are you doing?

It must have been terrible digging up a body.

I can't imagine how you must be feeling.

The police said it's been in the ground at least ten years.

I don't suppose you were here ten years ago.

I only moved to Marlow five years ago when I bought this site.

Well, can I ask what made you dig here?What?

Well, yesterday your diggers were there,

and this morning they're here. Why?

I don't have to talk to you.Yes, you do,

or you're going to get arrested for criminal damage.

I'd be very careful what you say to me, miss.

Phil told us all about the rotting food in his bins

and down his drains. That was you, wasn't it?

Which is why you've got an old bin full of rotten food by your office.

That's criminal damage, intimidation...All right.

I can't start the next stage until Kerry and Dean move out,

and they are so stubborn.And you'll go to any lengths

to get rid of them.You don't... You don't get it, do you?

For the past five years, those two families have stood in the way

of their whole community.And your profit.Ugh!

It's not a crime to make a living.

We need to speak to Dean Butler.

I want to know why his wife's so jittery, where he is with his loans,

and what he has to say about a body right by his garden.

PHONE DINGS Oh! Oh, sorry. I'd love to come.

I promise this is the last time.

OK, everyone.

Dental records confirm the skeleton belongs to a man

called Sebastian or Seb Teller. He was reported missing...

Hang on. He's Seb Teller?You knew him?

Yeah. I arrested him loads of times. He was a little horror,

but flashy with it and smart.

He could have made something of himself.

But he was all about the easy money. What was he into?

Robbery, mainly. And then he fell off the radar.

All activity on his bank account stopped in June 2009, the same month

that his father, John Teller, reported him missing.

Alice, can you see if you can make contact with John?Got it.

Brendan, I want you to find out what you can about Seb Teller.

See if there are any links to Louis Oldham or any of the residents

of Linnet Close.OK.

And Jason, see if you can find out what our four witnesses

and Grace Wellingborough were up to at that time.

You think one of them could have killed him?

I think one of them killed Louis Oldham.

Let's see if it's the first time they've committed murder

or the second.

BANGING

Hi, Dean?

I hope you don't mind us coming to your place of work.

Kerry seemed quite upset when we called round.

Don't you go near my wife and you stay away from my property.

Well, then it would help if you tell us what you know.

It's not every day a body is found at the back of your garden.

Except that's two bodies now, one at the front and one at the back.

First I knew about it was when you lot showed up.

Phil seemed to think that you were the one on Linnet Close

capable of murder.

He's the one who's obsessive, spying on me and Kerry.

And he's two-faced, agreeing to sell to Grace

and then lying to us about it.But that's not a motive.

Whereas you have significant money problems,

all those loans you're juggling.

Business is going through a rough patch, that's all.

Yeah, but your debts are spiralling, and I doubt Kerry's wages can make

much of a dent.And Louis Oldham worked for a loans company.

Yeah, if I was up to my ears in debt, I'd...

..well, I'd sell my house and I'd clear it all up in one go.

Get out.

Kerry doesn't know, does she?

Get out!

Mrs Wingrove?

Oh.

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

I find this spot comforting, too.

So you've heard.

Another body.

When things get too much, I...

..I find solace in a church.

"That which is has already been..."

"..and what is to be has already been."

You were already dealing with major life events.

Evie's new baby, moving to another country...

And now two murders on our doorstep.

Anyone would feel...unmoored.

All of this forces you to look at everything in a new light.

Recalibrate memories.

In what way?

Phil always says you think you know someone...

..but you never do.

Are you talking about Kerry?

Yesterday, we heard Kerry ask you to stay for her sake.

For years, we stood shoulder to shoulder against

Grace Wellingborough and the development. And now...

..now I'm just swanning off.

You're supporting your daughter.

Do you think Kerry's involved in these deaths?

No.Dean?

I just don't know any more.

Tanika said that Seb Teller disappeared in June 2009.

There may be some sort of appeal for information - quotes from family,

friends, possibly a contact number, something that won't be online.

Special delivery! Maidenhead Advertiser,

June to August...2009.

Have you opened the last letter in the stash?

You're not distracting me that easily.It's all connected.

Your aunt held on to items that were important to her.

The newspapers, the letters.

Yes, but even Jess didn't open the last letter.

Resisted the temptation for decades.

Look, whatever happened is in the past.

You're right.

I'll just...open it.

"He'd want you there."

Well, it doesn't say who it's from.

I bet it's Nathan's wife.

And she still invited Jess to his funeral.Ohh!

When did Jess die?2018.

And Nathan died in...1972.

Is that when she stopped wearing those fancy clothes?

And mink stoles?

She never got over him, did she?

For how many years, Judith?

46 years.Huh.

That is a long time to hang onto the past.

Uh-oh.

Once again, Great-Aunt Jess to the rescue!

It's Grace!

Looks like she's working on a housing development in Marlow.

June 2009, to be precise.

The same month Seb vanished.

But Grace told us she only moved to Marlow five years ago.

So why did she lie?

You were in Marlow the same month Seb Teller vanished.

You're in arrears at the bank. You can't afford staff.

Do you know how you make it in the building industry...

..as a woman?

Be one of the lads.

Laugh at the jokes.

Protect yourself.

I shouldn't have lied to you...

..but I can't be connected to that body.

I can't afford the delays.

Someone killed Seb Teller.

It could easily have been you.

It wasn't!

I never even heard that name before today.

And Louis Oldham?

Huh.

I will threaten and I'll intimidate, no problem.

I draw the line at murder.

I'm struggling to find any of Seb Teller's family

or known associates.

His mother died recently, his father's not returning our calls,

and local police are getting no response at the house.

Maybe he's out on the rob.

John Teller was a bigger crook than his son.

He thought of himself as some sort of gentleman thief,

but he was just your bog-standard burglar.

And what about Grace Wellingborough?

She was in Marlow when Seb went missing

and she owns the land where Louis's body was found.

Phone records confirm her alibi.

She was speaking to her supplier.

Oh.Oh.

What did the pathologist say about Seb Teller?

The report's due any time.

But we do have his missing persons from 2009.

Oh, he looks so young.Well, wait.

How old was Seb when he died?

20.And 15 years later, Louis was 35 when he died.

Both men were born in the same year. Are you saying there's a link?

Two boys, the same age, both living in Maidenhead,

both wind up murdered in the same spot.

I'd call that a link.

OK, you need to see this.

I've been focusing on Kerry and Dean Butler.

And look, the High Wycombe Planning Portal.

They applied for planning permission to build a pergola in 2009.

What month?May 2009.

The month before Seb went missing, presumed dead.

Coincidence?I don't believe in coincidence.

Wait. Either Dean or Kerry killed Seb Teller and then buried him

under the pergola they were building!

Let's bring them in.Mm.

I haven't done anything.

My lawyers will do you for wrongful arrest. Got nothing more to say.

Right, come on. Head down.

The Butlers aren't cooperating.Mm.

That's because they're guilty. Well, one of them is.

We need to focus on finding some evidence, which is going to force

them to talk. Chase up the river police. Why is it taking so long?

In the absence of a murder weapon, we have got to find a link

between Kerry and Dean Butler and Seb Teller and Louis Oldham.

Look, it's been a hard few days.

Let's all come back with fresh eyes tomorrow.

Well done, everyone. Thank you.

Pfft!

There's only one word I want to say -

pub.Hey, how about bowling?

If you lot don't mind being defeated again.Ahh.

You're still dining out on that story?Oh, I'm sorry

you're still bitter about my overwhelming talent, Jason.

Oh, you're talking about your lucky strike?

Oh, well, as the great man said, "The more I practise,

"the luckier I get."

You all went bowling?

Y-Yeah...well, we would have asked you, but we didn't think

it was your thing.Ach, you know me too well.

Honestly, Brendan, record another victory

for the senior management team. Yeah, I will.

I guess you'll be celebrating the poetry assembly with Shanti.

How did it go?

Sarge?

She was brilliant. Thanks for asking.

All right.

DOGS BARK Go on! Go on, Luna! Come on!

CHUCKLING

I love getting out here.

PHONE BUZZES Oh! It's her.

Tanika, have they confessed to murder?

WOEFULLY:Not yet.

Are you OK?

We still can't find any links between the Butlers

and either victim.

We can't find any links between Seb Teller and Louis Oldham.

And I'm the worst mother who's ever lived.

Apart from that, yeah, great.

Why, what happened?

I missed Shanti's poem assembly.

Well, you are trying to solve two murders.

Did Shamil go?

Of course he did. He's a good parent.

Tanika, the worst mother that ever lived wouldn't give a toss about

helping with poems about hedgehogs.

I still let her down and put my job before her.

You'll make it up to her.She knows she's loved.

You're right.

You're right. Thanks.

Speak tomorrow.

Oh, thanks for doing that.

What social media are you on?Me?

Just Tinder.

Chloe.Your face!

Seriously.I'm not telling you.

It's for the murder cases.

OK. Snapchat, Insta and TikTok.

Not Facebook?That's for old people.

That's the point, isn't it?

It was all different 15 years ago.

See you!

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sha-la-la-la

# Sha-la-la-la... #

We've been trying so hard to find a connection between Seb Teller

and Louis Alderman, but maybe we've been looking

in the wrong place.What do you mean?

Well, 15 years ago, the internet was completely different.

Very true.Everyone was signed up to Friends Reunited.

Oh, my God! I'd forgotten about that.

Weirdos from school trying to hook up with you decades later.

Oh, you as well?Oh, it was everyone! BECKS LAUGHS

But there was also Blogger. Do you remember that?Mm-hm.

And Myspace and Bebo.

Nope, never signed up to none of those.

But what if Louis or Seb did?

That's a good point.

Who are you?!

Tell me at once!

That's a mop.

The Carthaginians poisoned the tips of their javelins

with lime and arsenic. I've used chilli powder and bleach.

Fascinating.

What are you doing with that photo?

You're John Teller, aren't you?

You kid yourself he's abroad somewhere, wheeler-dealing.

And then one day, he'll just walk...

FALTERING:..walk through that door.

What was Seb like?

Total charmer.

A bit of a git like his old man.

We went through all the proper channels at the time, reported him

missing to the cops, but they don't do nothing. Not for an ex-con.

Judith! We found the link between Seb Teller and Louis Oldham.

Look, they were in a band together!

Huh! Oh. Oh, sorry.

Um, these are my friends, Suzie and Becks.

This is John Teller.

Oh, sorry for your loss.Can I see that?Of course.

JOHN CHUCKLES

Louis couldn't sing and Seb couldn't play.

It was like nails down a chalkboard.

So you knew Louis Oldham?Yeah.

Hadn't seen him in 15 years.

But it was my ex-wife's funeral a few weeks back...

..Seb's mum.

Louis was there.

John! John! It's me, Louis.

I barely recognised him.

He was all grown-up. A man.

Hair's a bit shorter...It is, yeah.

Seb would never have missed his mum's funeral.

Louis knew that.

And I...couldn't pretend any more.

Louis told me about the last time he saw Seb.

The band had a gig, but Seb didn't show.

Do you remember anything he said to you before he...Disappeared?

Didn't answer his phone or his emails from that moment on.

I thought maybe I could explain that. Because the last time

I spoke to Seb, he told me that he was trying

to get back with some girl in Marlow, some posh bird.

John, wait!

That seemed to trip a switch,

and he'd asked for my number and promised he'd get in touch.

Then I heard from Louis a few days ago.

He said he was onto something and I had to come to Marlow.

But by the time I got here, well...

..he'd been murdered.

Couldn't you have gone to the police, told them what you knew?

Me and the police don't see eye to eye.

But you lot looked like you were on the ball.

I don't suppose you remember the name of that posh bird?

No.

But she looks about Seb's type.

And Seb's body was found by her garden.

She's not talking, but maybe Caroline knows something.

PHONE BUZZES

Looks like no-one's home.

Tanika.

Have Dean or Kerry confessed?

Not yet. And we can only keep them for a few more hours.

But we finally got the pathology report.

It confirms Seb Teller died 15 years ago.

Which fits the time he disappeared.

And the blunt force trauma was caused by a smooth object.

Splinters of wood were found at the site of the wound.

The killer hit him with something wooden.

Oh, and they found trace elements of a product called tung oil.

Apparently it's used to protect the wood on boats,

sheds, garden furniture, that sort of thing.

OK. Thank you.

What is it?

APPLAUSE

Ooh. OK. Watch it.

Is that a six? Yeah.

Mrs Wingrove.Mm?

Can we ask you a few questions? Yes, of course.

Do you want a sandwich? Ooh, ham and...

Oh, no. We're fine, thank you.

Has your husband always played cricket?Oh, yes.

I've been a cricket widow for decades.

And may I ask, does the name Seb Teller mean anything to you?

Who?He's the one whose body was found

on Grace Wellingborough's site. Seb went missing 15 years ago.

Uh, no. Sorry. The name doesn't mean anything to me.

Is it possible you and he were an item?

I'm sorry? CHEERING

Did you... Did you have a relationship with a man

15 years ago? He would have been 20.

Oh, how the mask slips. No.

I have never been unfaithful to my husband.

Mr Wingrove, may I ask, what oil do you use on your back?

What did you say to upset my wife?!

Have you ever used tung oil?What?

I only use pure linseed oil, like all proper cricketers!

What did you say to Caroline?!

Just had a few questions, but she was most unhelpful.

Stay away from my family.

You're devoted to them, aren't you?

And now a grandson on the way. Man loves family.

Not exactly breaking news.No, of course.

But this move means everything to you. When's the baby due?

Why is that relevant?A witness came forward.

They saw you throw something into the river.

Evidence.

The marine unit's been trawling the river for days.

It's only a matter of time.

You're a decent man, Phil. Anyone can see that.

But we've all done stupid things in our time and...

It was a knife.

I found it in the garden, just lying there.

I panicked, chucked it in the river.

Caroline and I tried for years to start a family.

Doctor said it was never going to happen, and then it did. Evie.

And now she's going to give birth in a few weeks.

I just wanted it all to go away, be with my daughter.

Why throw the knife away instead of calling the police?

The police?

Why do you think? I didn't want anything to do with it!

Huh.

I'll tell them.

Does the name Seb Teller mean anything to you?

No, nothing.

OK, let's forget about Seb Teller for a minute

and let's think about Louis's case.

There are only five people that could have killed him.

Three of them were women. They couldn't move the body.

So that leaves Phil or Dean.

And do we really believe Phil? That he just panicked about the knife?

Plausible to me.

But is that right?Is what right?

Are we sure it couldn't have been a woman who killed Louis?

But they couldn't move the body.

You said so yourself.I know.

Look, he's not strong enough to move his kit bag,

so he's leaving it where it is and he's moving everything else.

What are you saying?What if the reason Louis's body

was found in the close is because he WAS killed there?

And all of the evidence in the woods, his wallet and so on,

was taken from the body and placed there to misdirect the police?

You're right, Becks. We've had this case the wrong way round.We have?

The place Louis was murdered wasn't where he was murdered.

And more than that, the posh bird wasn't the posh bird.

None of this even makes sense.

Yeah, we're close in our own way.

And what if no-one hit Seb Teller on the head?

We saw the photos.

They found trace elements of a product called tung oil.

Apparently, it's used to protect the wood on boats...

We got a local carpenter to make the staircase.

Is that it?

Well, Carrie and I still get on. We always have.

Is that what happened?

Why is she talking in riddles?Hold on. We've been here before.

Do you know who killed Louis Oldham?

I think I do.

And is it the same person who killed Seb Teller?It is.

In fact, they had to kill Louis because they killed Seb.

How can you know that?Identify the posh bird,

and the killer is revealed.

You said the posh bird wasn't the posh bird!

Yes, but there's a third posh bird out

there we haven't even considered. Huh!

DOOR SLAMS SHUT

Becks said you might be here.

You weren't at home.

You understand me so well.

We know what happened...

..and that you knew Seb Teller.

I didn't set out to hurt anyone.

I was...

I was just trying to protect my family.

15 years ago, Seb Teller dated your daughter, Evie, didn't he?

Dated?

He controlled her...gaslit her.

She was a shell of herself.

Phil and I was so relieved when she finally finished it.

Until one night he turned up again.

Phil and Evie were away in France...

I need to speak to Evie. She's not here.

..and I told him that she wasn't in.

But he didn't believe you.

You poisoned her against me. No, you did that on your own.

He was drunk.

He started shouting.

Now.

He said that they belonged together,

demanded to see her.

And he wouldn't take no for an answer.

You fought on the stairs.

Seb hit his head on a wooden surface that had been treated with tung oil.

It was an accident.

You've got to believe me.

But what followed wasn't.

I couldn't move.

He was just lying there.

LOW RUMBLING There was this sort of thundering...

BANGING ON DOOR

FROM OUTSIDE:Caroline! Open the door!

Caroline!

..just like a storm.

It was Kerry.

She'd heard us.

And then she saw him.

She saw what I'd done.

I'll call the police.

No.

No.

I'll lose Evie.

I'll lose my little girl.

It was self-defence!

You had a decision to make.

You couldn't leave Seb where he was, so you got Kerry to help you.

No, she offered.

We went through every scenario, and it was the only option.

Kerry and Dean were doing their back garden, and it was just...

It was mud.

So we carried him into the back garden.

We buried him there...

..and then the pergola went up, and, well, he's been there ever since.

Kerry did all that out of friendship.

She'd known men like Seb.

Most women do.

Then I just got on with my life.

We both did.

You have no idea what it was like, though.

Every time I heard a knock at the door, I just...

I...

I thought my whole world was going to collapse.

And then one day it did.

Louis showed up,

just when you were about to start a new life in France with Evie.

He said he'd been talking to Seb's dad,

and that he was starting to piece it together.

He knew Seb had come here that night,

that it was the last time anyone had seen him.

And I told him I didn't know what he was talking about,

but I could see he knew I was lying.

You can talk to the cops!

Then it all came back...

Wait!You're a liar!

..everything I tried to bury for 15 years.

I was so scared he'd tell Evie, too.

Before I knew it...

Oh!

Oh, oh.

I can't imagine how much he must have panicked.

You couldn't move the body on your own, so you decided

to misdirect the police.

You took Libby's possessions into the woods, so they'd think

that was where he was killed.

And to really sell it,

you took the pollen from the fake murder scene,

and you carried it back to the body,

making it look like he must have been there.

Your one mistake.

You forgot about the knife, didn't you?

You had to get rid of it.

So you dumped it in the first place you could think of.

Your back garden.

Kerry and I kept it a secret.

Just the two of us for 15 years.

Which is why she was so upset when you sold up.

Everything I did, I did it for Evie.

You've got to believe me...

..to keep her free.

DOOR OPENS

Please, I will tell the police that I made Kerry do it,

but just help me keep her out of prison.

"That which is has already been,

and what is to be has already been."

But you didn't say the next part.

God requires an account.

Can I, please?

Please.

POLICEMAN:This way, Sir.

I never thought I could hurt anyone

until I had Zita.

But when someone threatens your child,

you just see red.

Judith, there's something I want to show you.

Yes, I do know where my great-aunt is buried.

It was me who put the flowers there.

Of course, but I got up the parish records

to see where Nathan Edwards was buried.

Oh, she took the plot next to him.

She spent 46 years without him after he died.

So she made sure she could be with him in death for all time.

I got a tattoo.

Huh?That's what I've been doing with Daniel.

No.That's extraordinary.

I'd always wanted to get one,

but I wasn't sure I could pull it off any more.

Of course you can.

To be honest, I was worried it was all a bit mid-life crisis.

I love it. Can we see it?

What? Here?

Absolutely, no time like the present.

It's still a bit raw, but it'll look better in a few weeks.

THEY LAUGH

Right.

I think that's cause for celebration.

What's it going to be?

Pub?

Or we could go bowling again.

Oh, yeah.

Can we invite the DS this time?

Uh, yeah.

Huh?

"I love you, spiky hedgehog, you lovely spiky hedgehog.

"You're round, like a pound and near to the ground,

"and live in a hedge like a hog."

That was amazing!

Read it again.

"I love you, spikey hedgehog,

"you lovely spikey hedgehog.

"You're round like a pound. and near to the ground..."

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