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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,258 --> 00:00:08,758 (upbeat electronic music) 2 00:00:46,956 --> 00:00:49,706 (dramatic music) 3 00:00:51,097 --> 00:00:54,170 - Disturbing news out of the San Joaquin Valley tonight. 4 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:57,300 Citizens there reporting a potential nudity outbreak 5 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,450 in Bakersfield, California. 6 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,020 For more on this we got to our 7 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,780 west coast correspondent, April Shoemaker 8 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:05,970 live on the streets of Bakersfield. 9 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:06,980 April? 10 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:07,900 - That's right, Kelly. 11 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,090 Police here are quick to point out these nudity reports 12 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:11,720 are still unconfirmed. 13 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,100 Nevertheless, concern is growing. 14 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,160 - What are they saying specifically? 15 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,010 - Only that an investigation is underway, 16 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:21,880 which, of course, is their way of saying absolutely nothing. 17 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,370 - April, do you have a sense of what this would mean to all 18 00:01:24,370 --> 00:01:27,400 of us if there was a nudity outbreak in Bakersfield? 19 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,050 - That's the question on everyone's mind, Kelly. 20 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:32,670 One thing is certain: America's war on nudity 21 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:35,230 has long been the one war we are winning. 22 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:37,200 With the war on poverty going so poorly, 23 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,980 the war on homelessness stagnating, 24 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:41,700 the war on crime and disarray, 25 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:44,470 the war on drugs has been lost, 26 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:46,350 the war on terror going nowhere, 27 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:49,580 the war on nudity is very important to the White House. 28 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:52,950 Not only because it keeps naked people off our streets, 29 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:55,450 but also because it gives us that common enemy 30 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:56,640 we so desperately need. 31 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,020 - Has the president made any comments yet? 32 00:01:59,020 --> 00:01:59,853 - Not yet. 33 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,040 However, there is little doubt that this story has gone 34 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,380 right to the top of the administration's domestic agenda. 35 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:07,300 A nudity outbreak in Bakersfield would be 36 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:11,250 a severe blow, not only to national nudity compliance, 37 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:13,630 to America's war efforts in general. 38 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:14,710 Perhaps calling into question 39 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:17,290 the effectiveness of war itself. 40 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:19,150 - Thank you for that, April. 41 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:21,790 We will certainly be monitoring this story carefully 42 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,714 and bringing you frequent updates. 43 00:02:23,714 --> 00:02:25,270 (light music) 44 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,160 - Man, you wanna squeeze money from Old George, 45 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,392 ladies, you phone the president. 46 00:02:29,392 --> 00:02:30,830 You want something done? 47 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:31,953 You phone me. 48 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:36,760 - And when you want something done? 49 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,770 - You're here, aren't ya? 50 00:02:38,770 --> 00:02:40,520 - So, what's the situation? 51 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,353 - Wrong question. 52 00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:43,213 - All right, what do I need to know? 53 00:02:45,327 --> 00:02:46,550 - They found a body. 54 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:47,520 - Where? 55 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,353 - The hotel. 56 00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:51,260 - Porterfield or the Padre? 57 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,093 - The Padre. 58 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:53,900 - Dead? 59 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,663 - Nope, naked. 60 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,110 - Man or woman? 61 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:00,943 - A woman. 62 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,660 Still think we should phone the president? 63 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:08,930 - Governor you're telling me we have a naked woman 64 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:11,060 loose in the streets of Bakersfield? 65 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:13,460 - Told you it's gonna be a long day. 66 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,080 - How long have we got? 67 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,373 - Well, our national security agrees, 72 hours tops. 68 00:03:20,932 --> 00:03:24,515 (airplane engine rumbling) 69 00:03:26,252 --> 00:03:28,110 - We're gonna need two things. 70 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,173 - Name it, Jeremiah. 71 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:32,843 - Musicians and Mexicans. 72 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:37,857 - Musicians I was prepared for, this is Bakersfield, 73 00:03:37,857 --> 00:03:40,693 but where the hell are we gonna find Mexicans? 74 00:03:40,693 --> 00:03:43,193 (man yelling) 75 00:03:48,181 --> 00:03:50,594 ♪ Got me a badge, got me a gun ♪ 76 00:03:50,594 --> 00:03:53,143 ♪ Someday gonna get to shoot someone ♪ 77 00:03:53,143 --> 00:03:55,585 ♪ Pen and a paper on TV ♪ 78 00:03:55,585 --> 00:03:58,390 ♪ Everybody gonna wanna interview me ♪ 79 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:00,787 ♪ Police sting, pepper spray ♪ 80 00:04:00,787 --> 00:04:03,312 ♪ Beat and taze, escalate ♪ 81 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:05,752 ♪ Police sting, it's okay ♪ 82 00:04:05,752 --> 00:04:10,752 ♪ It's us that gets to investigate ♪ 83 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:13,196 ♪ Write some tickets, confiscate ♪ 84 00:04:13,196 --> 00:04:15,716 ♪ Seize and misappropriate ♪ 85 00:04:15,716 --> 00:04:18,164 ♪ Buy some tanks and fancy guns ♪ 86 00:04:18,164 --> 00:04:20,694 ♪ To use upon the citizens ♪ 87 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,172 ♪ Police sting, pepper spray ♪ 88 00:04:23,172 --> 00:04:25,697 ♪ Beat and taze, escalate ♪ 89 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:28,059 ♪ Police sting, it's okay ♪ 90 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,659 ♪ It's us that gets to investigate ♪ 91 00:04:30,659 --> 00:04:32,740 ♪ Us that gets to investigate ♪ 92 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,085 ♪ Hey ♪ 93 00:04:35,085 --> 00:04:37,752 (clock ticking) 94 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:43,093 - So, you're a nudist, then? 95 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,500 - Do I look like a nudist? 96 00:04:51,704 --> 00:04:53,704 (sighs) 97 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,540 I'm in trouble. 98 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:58,683 - Good, I was starting to think this would be a bore. 99 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,720 - You have some training in this kinda thing, right? 100 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,587 - Jeremiah, you know that nudity's been outlawed in America. 101 00:05:06,587 --> 00:05:07,420 - How is this helpful? 102 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,000 - Do you wanna get naked? 103 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:09,833 - No. 104 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,103 - Do you want me to get naked? 105 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,250 When did this obsession with nudity begin? 106 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,800 - I'm not obsessed with nudity. 107 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,640 It's not even what I came in here to talk about. 108 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,990 - So this is about Rosie, then? 109 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:22,610 - Shrink, you don't listen very well. 110 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:24,523 - Patient, you would be surprised. 111 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,623 Let's just start again. 112 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:31,620 - Fine, a couple days ago I woke up in my bed 113 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:32,723 at The Padre Hotel. 114 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,040 - Were you naked? 115 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,110 - Who's the one obsessed with nudity? 116 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:38,023 - What brought you to this hotel? 117 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:40,460 - I lived there. 118 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:42,233 - You live in a hotel? 119 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:45,663 Interesting. 120 00:05:47,886 --> 00:05:50,386 (light music) 121 00:05:51,772 --> 00:05:52,957 (muffled talking) 122 00:05:52,957 --> 00:05:55,624 (bell jingling) 123 00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:03,833 - Hi, Rosie. 124 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:05,713 Hi. 125 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,610 - It's Thursday. 126 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:11,210 Why aren't you watching Lonesome Dove? 127 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:12,970 - We changed Lonesome Dove to Saturdays 128 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,630 now so it would rhyme. 129 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:16,820 Matrix Mondays, Terminator Tuesdays, 130 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:18,260 Willy Wonka Wednesdays. 131 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:22,080 - And you think Lonesome Dove rhymes with Saturday? 132 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,430 - It's close. 133 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:25,000 - What's Jeremiah up to? 134 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,545 - I think he's doing laundry. 135 00:06:29,545 --> 00:06:31,010 (crunching) (groaning) 136 00:06:31,010 --> 00:06:32,040 - [Jeremiah] The thing you have to understand 137 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,923 about Rosie and I-- - Wait. 138 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,963 You said Rosie wasn't important. 139 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,320 - I didn't say that. 140 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,010 - I can play back the tapes. 141 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:42,150 - You're recording this? 142 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:44,780 - Jeremiah, when are you not being recorded these days? 143 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,870 - Well, now I don't wanna say anything. 144 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:47,703 - Fine. 145 00:06:48,901 --> 00:06:50,430 (sighs) 146 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,263 - Where was I? 147 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,630 - The thing you have to understand about Rosie and I-- 148 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:57,120 - The thing you have to understand about Rosie and I 149 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,000 is we've known each other since she was a kid. 150 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,989 - Did you call her or did she call you? 151 00:07:03,989 --> 00:07:05,300 - What the hell difference does that make? 152 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,400 - Answer the question. 153 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,300 - [Jeremiah] I called her. 154 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,650 - So stop jerking me off. 155 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,533 - Okay. 156 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:17,330 - Now, let's try that again. 157 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:21,033 What is Jeremiah up to? 158 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,795 - He's meeting with the Mexicans. 159 00:07:23,795 --> 00:07:24,787 (glass shattering) 160 00:07:24,787 --> 00:07:27,370 (swanky music) 161 00:07:36,197 --> 00:07:38,780 (wolf howling) 162 00:07:45,038 --> 00:07:46,373 - I no believe you. 163 00:07:46,373 --> 00:07:48,710 - I can hardly believe it myself, Edgar. 164 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,343 - Even if what you say is true, 165 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:52,930 I don't see how we can help you. 166 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:56,170 - Edgar, you and Luis, Andy here. 167 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:58,143 Best cattle herders in Kern County. 168 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,470 If I'd lost a little heifer out in the desert sands, 169 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:03,320 who would I hire? 170 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:05,783 I'd hire you three. 171 00:08:07,576 --> 00:08:10,333 If I'd lost a naked woman on the streets of Bakersfield, 172 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,370 you see the similarities? 173 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,823 - Jeremiah. 174 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,310 My men, they are good men. 175 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,880 - I know they are, Edgar. 176 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,823 - They've never seen a naked woman. 177 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,690 - I wondered. 178 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:40,400 - And if truth be told, Jeremiah, 179 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,740 maybe I've never seen one either. 180 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:44,360 - Nothing to be ashamed of. 181 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:48,060 - Send us to the desert, we will bring back 182 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:51,660 every heifer that ever walked the sand. 183 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:53,020 Dead or alive. 184 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,350 But send us after a naked woman 185 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:57,383 in the streets of Bakersfield. 186 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,090 - I appreciate your willingness to be vulnerable. 187 00:09:02,164 --> 00:09:05,250 Anticipating that this might be the case, 188 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,823 I took it upon myself to make some preparations. 189 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,083 - What are you talking about, Jeremiah? 190 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:17,183 - Edgar, would you and your men like to see a naked woman? 191 00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:21,402 (stomping) 192 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,189 (light music) 193 00:09:32,189 --> 00:09:34,689 (cat purring) 194 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:02,163 - Jeremiah. 195 00:10:03,610 --> 00:10:04,820 - Edgar. 196 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:07,380 - Believe me when I say, Jeremiah. 197 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:10,011 After what you've done today, 198 00:10:10,011 --> 00:10:15,011 if I ever see your ugly face again I will kill you. 199 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:38,120 (light suspenseful music) 200 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:45,593 (light music) 201 00:11:10,999 --> 00:11:13,166 (beeping) 202 00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:02,700 - Let's go back to the naked woman story 203 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:05,070 so we can get back to Rosie. 204 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,280 - Doc, you're kind of obsessed with Rosie. 205 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,160 - You're kind of obsessed with avoiding her. 206 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,390 - I am not. 207 00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:11,893 - Naked woman, go. 208 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,650 - I'd already reached out to my Mexicans 209 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,780 and now I needed some musicians. 210 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,840 - Are musicians hard to find in Bakersfield? 211 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,863 - They can be, especially now. 212 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:26,220 Word is that music's next. 213 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,053 - Next for what? 214 00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:29,874 - Next thing to become illegal. 215 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,090 - About time. 216 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,098 I hate music. 217 00:12:33,098 --> 00:12:35,598 (light music) 218 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:40,440 - [Jeremiah] I had Lucas staked out back 219 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,323 in a surveillance van, at The Longbranch Saloon, I knew, 220 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,673 if there were any musicians to be found at night, 221 00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:49,506 the Longbranch would be the place. 222 00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:53,320 - [Lucas] Shut the door, shit! 223 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,820 - [Jeremiah] Relax, Lucas, just me. 224 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,870 - Jeremiah, you scared the shit outta me. 225 00:12:58,890 --> 00:12:59,780 - [Jeremiah] What do we got? 226 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,310 - Oh, this is scene 16 of Little Big Man. 227 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,010 It's the scene where D. Hoff goes into 228 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,551 his teepee with his new Indian brides and bangs 'em 229 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,990 out by one by one. - Not on the DVD, Lucas. 230 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:10,830 On the scanners. - Ah! 231 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,740 I am definitely getting indications that there 232 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:16,263 are vacuum tubes in the building. 233 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:20,623 - 587s? 234 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,533 - Sounds like 606s to me. 235 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,270 - Fender Tweed, maybe. 236 00:13:28,996 --> 00:13:31,163 (humming) 237 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,503 - I thinking these are reissue Vibrolux. 238 00:13:36,786 --> 00:13:38,370 - Did you bring backup? 239 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:41,257 - Uh, yeah, he's uh, well he's right out there. 240 00:13:41,257 --> 00:13:43,590 (grumbling) 241 00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:52,530 - [Jeremiah] You brought a zombie for backup? 242 00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,483 - It was short notice. 243 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,473 Jeremiah, wait. 244 00:14:00,766 --> 00:14:02,137 Look, what? 245 00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:04,300 What if it's her in there? 246 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,430 - [Jeremiah] What if it is? 247 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,336 - [Lucas] We can't shoot a woman. 248 00:14:07,336 --> 00:14:09,456 - We can if she's trying to steal your horse. 249 00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:12,373 (zombie grumbling) 250 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:16,723 Lucas. 251 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,073 Zombie. 252 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:25,040 Whoever it is in there is no good to me dead. 253 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:30,040 These guns represent instruments of last resort. 254 00:14:30,054 --> 00:14:35,054 (woman screaming) (guns banging) 255 00:14:36,173 --> 00:14:38,807 (glass shattering) 256 00:14:38,807 --> 00:14:42,807 (people whistling and cheering) 257 00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:50,736 (guns clicking) 258 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,320 - What the hell do you guys want? 259 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,590 - We have a gig for you Leroy. 260 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,130 - You thought starting a gunfight was 261 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,653 the best way to give us a gig? 262 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:11,770 Oh, well if I had known it was you I wouldn't of missed. 263 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:14,053 - We all know what musicians are capable of. 264 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:15,960 - What's the gig? 265 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,250 - Top secret. 266 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,460 - No mall openings, no Celine Dion. 267 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,293 - Done. 268 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,140 - What's the pay? 269 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,570 - Union scale. 270 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,853 - Screw the union. 271 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,580 We want a hundred a piece and free beer. 272 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,413 - Done. 273 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,770 - Oh, hey, Lucas. 274 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:35,690 - Hey, Leroy. 275 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,080 - How's your mom? 276 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:37,913 - Not so good. 277 00:15:37,913 --> 00:15:41,080 Her eczema's flaring up again so she's like crusty all over. 278 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,300 - Oh god, I'm so sorry. 279 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,980 I'll bring by some Billie Holiday it'll clear it right up. 280 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:46,863 - Thanks, Leroy. 281 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,690 - What do we do now? 282 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,420 - Meet me at the water tower, high noon. 283 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,513 Bring your instruments, wear a disguise. 284 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:04,110 Preferably farm animals. 285 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:06,630 - No, dude. 286 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:10,010 We don't do no dog and pony shows any more. 287 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,582 I'm a professional. 288 00:16:11,582 --> 00:16:12,500 (sheep baaing) 289 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:17,500 - Leroy, you'll forgive me, but on this I must insist. 290 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,130 - Oh, you must insist, must you? 291 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,463 Well, in that case. 292 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,253 - I knew it! 293 00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,349 They're not in the union. 294 00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:27,682 After them, men. 295 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:34,540 - [Therapist] You lost me at musicians and Mexicans 296 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,180 - Yeah, it wasn't the best plan I've ever come up with. 297 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,990 - I don't see a plan at all. 298 00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:42,460 - The plan was to lure her in with irresistible melody 299 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,200 and once she was within reach I would have 300 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:49,140 my rancheros lasso her. 301 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,483 - Not much of a plan. 302 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,223 - It gets worse. 303 00:16:53,508 --> 00:16:55,100 (light music) 304 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,263 - You realize, Jeremiah, that once we commit to this, 305 00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:00,763 there's no going back. 306 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,760 - I understand. 307 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,127 - You find any musicians? 308 00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:06,380 - I have them tied in the stables now. 309 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,133 - Good, and the Mexicans? 310 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,384 - They've been a little resistant. 311 00:17:11,384 --> 00:17:16,384 - If I ever see your ugly face again, I will kill you. 312 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,120 - But I think they'll come around. 313 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,820 - You know, if Rosie hears about this, we're all dead. 314 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,383 - Lucas, can you wait outside for me for a moment? 315 00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,793 - Shushu, you better wait outside, too, baby. 316 00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:32,988 (slapping) 317 00:17:36,818 --> 00:17:38,200 I'm telling ya, Hoss. 318 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,759 If Rosie finds out about this, 319 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,670 there's gonna be a shit storm. 320 00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,210 The likes of which we've never seen 321 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,500 since Buck Owens left Heehaw. 322 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:50,500 - I understand, but, keeping a woman like Rosie 323 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,700 in the dark is-- 324 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,693 - Is essential. 325 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,280 Time to make hay or head for the barn. 326 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,533 Are you ready for this? 327 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,728 - Ready or not, what are our options? 328 00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:01,213 - I don't know. 329 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,263 Move to Fresno? 330 00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:06,310 All right, Jeremiah, go. 331 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,520 Do this. 332 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,999 I don't wanna know how you're gonna do it, 333 00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:12,393 but if you're gonna do it, do it well. 334 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,590 Now get out there and find me that naked woman. 335 00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:21,021 (upbeat electronic music) 336 00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:35,430 - Think he suspects you? 337 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:36,263 - I can't tell. 338 00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:39,653 - There will be blood. 339 00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:42,410 - Yep, there will be blood. 340 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,600 - And nudity. 341 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,337 - Certainly nudity. 342 00:18:45,337 --> 00:18:46,923 - I love how they go together. 343 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,180 Blood and nudity. 344 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,527 - You just make sure Rosie finds out what's going on, okay? 345 00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:58,443 And in a way that doesn't come back to me, you get that? 346 00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:05,063 ♪ I got a big dick, uh ♪ 347 00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:09,032 ♪ I got a big dick, yeah ♪ 348 00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:14,032 ♪ I got a big dick, what ♪ 349 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,936 ♪ My dick is big and bad ♪ 350 00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:18,850 - Stop. 351 00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:21,100 Miles, stop the car! 352 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,017 (tires screeching) 353 00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,846 (thudding) 354 00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,570 (light music) 355 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:35,477 - [Man] Radio to all units, 10 one alpha, does anyone read? 356 00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:37,250 - [Ben] So you're Dale? 357 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,780 - [Jerry] Like Dale Evans. 358 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,160 - Anyone ever explain to you, Dale, 359 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,950 the benefits of cooperating with authority? 360 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,743 - You can't go wrong with cooperating with authority. 361 00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:45,190 - Good to be compliant. 362 00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:46,630 - Comply or die. 363 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:47,670 That's our motto. 364 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:48,730 - We work for the government. 365 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,160 - You can always trust the government, Dale. 366 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,200 - Says so on the penny. 367 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,990 - In the government we trust. 368 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,910 - We're not really concerned about the little old lady. 369 00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:56,860 - She was old already. 370 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,930 - We're not really concerned about the drinking and driving. 371 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,100 - Well, boys will be boys. 372 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,120 - We need you to tell us what it is was 373 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,340 you saw that made you pass out. 374 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:05,700 - Lights out like a stripper in cellophane. 375 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,230 - I'm Ben. - And I'm Jerry. 376 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:08,063 - We're cops. 377 00:20:08,063 --> 00:20:09,270 - Kern County's finest. 378 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:12,520 - They call us Ben and Jerry. 379 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,353 - Like the ice cream. 380 00:20:13,353 --> 00:20:15,100 - But we don't eat ice cream. 381 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,940 - I eat some ice cream. 382 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:16,790 - We solve crime. 383 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,240 Not right now, Jerry. 384 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,310 - No, no, no, I'm just saying grammatically speaking, 385 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,860 it doesn't make sense to say that we solve crime 386 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,610 because crime is crime, it's the mystery 387 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:29,630 of who committed the crime that we're solving. 388 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,120 - Just stick to the script, Jerry. 389 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:32,953 - Yes, Ben. 390 00:20:32,953 --> 00:20:34,500 - [Ben] Where was I? 391 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,750 - We solve mysteries. - We solve crime. 392 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,480 And we'll overlook the drunk driving. 393 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,667 - Hell, we do it all the time. 394 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,477 - But you saw something that caused you to pass out 395 00:20:41,477 --> 00:20:43,100 and you need to tell us what it was. 396 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,123 - You have to, Dale. 397 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,713 We're the law. 398 00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:51,869 - [Man] Be advised, we have copied, 399 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:52,810 sending an officer on way-- 400 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:54,603 - Think I need to just talk to my lawyer. 401 00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:57,003 - [Man] Three boxers have been unarmed, violent 402 00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,500 in the backyard of the property. 403 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,549 (cracking) (screaming) 404 00:21:01,549 --> 00:21:02,952 (heart rate monitor beeping) 405 00:21:02,952 --> 00:21:05,560 - I'm sorry, what do the cops have to do with this story? 406 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,770 - They illustrate how I was losing control 407 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:09,870 of the nudity situation. 408 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,110 - Or maybe they're just a diversion 409 00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:13,300 so you can avoid talking about Rosie. 410 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,400 - You know, maybe you need to talk about Ro. 411 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,260 Would you like to talk about Rosie? 412 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,660 - No, John Wayne, I want you to talk about Rosie. 413 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,650 - How'd you know I like John Wayne? 414 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,640 - Oh, just a lucky guess. 415 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,800 (dramatic music) 416 00:21:32,198 --> 00:21:34,448 (clicking) 417 00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:51,239 (bell dinging) 418 00:21:52,258 --> 00:21:53,110 - I didn't have to miss. 419 00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:54,743 - Oh, I believe you, Rosie. 420 00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,840 So, what do we do now? 421 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,228 - Face each other as God intended. 422 00:22:02,228 --> 00:22:03,620 Sportsmanlike. 423 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:06,213 - You realize these are lines from The Princess Bride? 424 00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:09,475 - You think I'm playing a game here? 425 00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:10,608 - [Jeremiah] Why don't you tell me what you're doing here? 426 00:22:10,608 --> 00:22:12,653 - Why don't you tell me what I'm doing here? 427 00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:15,630 - I think you're just here picking up your arrow. 428 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:17,580 - You think that's all I came here for? 429 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,393 - No, I think we both know what you came here for. 430 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:28,233 And I think we both know you're gonna leave disappointed. 431 00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:31,093 - I have a right to know. 432 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,260 - You recently gave up your right to know. 433 00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:50,961 (baby coughing) 434 00:22:50,961 --> 00:22:53,461 (baby crying) 435 00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:04,170 (soft moaning) 436 00:23:06,838 --> 00:23:09,338 (light music) 437 00:23:12,168 --> 00:23:13,730 - I don't know what that kid saw. 438 00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:15,880 - Made him pass out, whatever it was. 439 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,830 - Passed right out. 440 00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:18,960 - Ever drink Makgeolli? 441 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,350 - What's that? 442 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,383 - Korean rice beer. 443 00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,770 I passed right out on that shit once. 444 00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:27,120 - We should check that out. 445 00:23:28,297 --> 00:23:29,130 - It's probably nothing. 446 00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:29,963 - It's something to go on. 447 00:23:29,963 --> 00:23:31,563 - It's not much to go on. 448 00:23:32,592 --> 00:23:34,412 - It's something to go on. 449 00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:37,940 - We all need something to go on. 450 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:38,890 - That's beautiful. 451 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,580 - What is? 452 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,536 - What you just said. 453 00:23:43,536 --> 00:23:46,368 - About the Makgeolli? - No. 454 00:23:46,368 --> 00:23:47,918 We all need something to go on. 455 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:51,390 - I'm glad you like it, Ben. 456 00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:53,643 - I like it. 457 00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:56,484 (giggling) 458 00:23:56,484 --> 00:23:59,201 I'm gonna have it embroidered on something. 459 00:23:59,201 --> 00:24:00,034 - Aw! 460 00:24:07,253 --> 00:24:09,023 (lips smacking) 461 00:24:09,023 --> 00:24:09,856 What? 462 00:24:09,856 --> 00:24:11,573 - Mom's gonna be home any minute. 463 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,476 - Oh, well, we better go. 464 00:24:13,476 --> 00:24:14,309 - Gotta go. - Okay. 465 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,850 - You. - Me? 466 00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:20,470 - You. - Me what? 467 00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:21,803 - You. - Me what? 468 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,890 - You give me something to go on. 469 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:33,621 (light romantic music) 470 00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:38,943 (singing in foreign language) 471 00:24:46,930 --> 00:24:50,300 - We three hombres have seen something 472 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,290 that no hombre should ever have to see 473 00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:56,263 and there's no going back. 474 00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:02,803 Us three amigos have seen a naked woman. 475 00:25:04,393 --> 00:25:08,310 (speaking in foreign language) 476 00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:14,220 And there's only one thing to do 477 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:16,853 with a worm that's gotten out of his can. 478 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,000 And tomorrow morning at dawn 479 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:25,103 (dramatic music) We do it. 480 00:25:26,449 --> 00:25:29,616 (dark dramatic music) 481 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,590 - [Therapist] How would you say your plan to catch 482 00:25:45,590 --> 00:25:47,590 the naked woman was going at this point? 483 00:25:48,457 --> 00:25:51,133 - [Jeremiah] Oh, you know, I tried to be an optimist. 484 00:26:13,473 --> 00:26:15,640 (tapping) 485 00:26:25,606 --> 00:26:26,500 - [Therapist] I've never known a cowboy 486 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,943 to wear tap dancing shoes. 487 00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:30,267 - [Jeremiah] I find them comfortable. 488 00:26:30,267 --> 00:26:32,330 (tapping) 489 00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:33,953 - [Therapist] There's gotta be more. 490 00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:36,950 - [Jeremiah] Rosie is a dancer. 491 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:38,410 - [Therapist] Ah ha! 492 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,800 - [Jeremiah] She taught me a few basics. 493 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,463 - [Therapist] Now we're getting somewhere. 494 00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:46,060 - [Jeremiah] I'm not very good at it, but I like it, 495 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:49,840 and Rosie says it's good to do things 496 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,890 that I'm not very good at once in awhile. 497 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,060 - [Therapist] How does that make you feel? 498 00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:57,660 Doing things you aren't good at? 499 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:02,660 - [Jeremiah] Rosie says it makes me feel vulnerable. 500 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:05,323 - [Therapist] How would you say it makes you feel? 501 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,759 - [Jeremiah] I'd say it makes me feel naked. 502 00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:13,176 - [Therapist] Oh. 503 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:32,713 Would you describe Rosie as a vulnerable person? 504 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,750 - [Jeremiah] She has her moments. 505 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:40,720 Once you get past her I'm gonna shoot ya in the face stuff, 506 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,903 she's actually tender underneath. 507 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:46,540 - [Therapist] I think we need to talk about that 508 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,520 because nothing you've said so far 509 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,513 about Rosie has indicated tenderness. 510 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,853 - [Jeremiah] I have to admit, 511 00:27:54,853 --> 00:27:56,583 something's gotten into her lately. 512 00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,640 I dunno what it is. 513 00:28:03,695 --> 00:28:06,528 (stairs creaking) 514 00:28:33,332 --> 00:28:35,999 (door slamming) 515 00:28:48,688 --> 00:28:51,271 (upbeat music) 516 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:53,533 - Good evening. 517 00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:55,520 Thursday we brought you a story regarding 518 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,020 a reported nudity outbreak in Bakersfield, California. 519 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,730 For more on this ongoing situation 520 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:04,000 we turn to congressman Hamilton Watergate from Rhode Island. 521 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,220 And, for a more European perspective, 522 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,010 we have professor Cleo Trudeau 523 00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:09,900 from the University of Montreal. 524 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,580 Welcome both of you. 525 00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:13,780 - Montreal is not in Europe. 526 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,010 - Of course not, it's in... 527 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:17,740 - Canada. 528 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,710 - Well, you're the professor. 529 00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:22,340 Tell me, how do the nudity laws in Canada 530 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:23,760 differ from the ones in the U.S.? 531 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,210 - We don't have any. 532 00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:26,830 - Well, how does that work? 533 00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:27,663 - It works fine. 534 00:29:29,030 --> 00:29:31,320 - So you're saying that in Canada 535 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,150 you don't have any laws regarding nudity? 536 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,570 - Why would we need laws regarding nudity? 537 00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:37,293 - Can I jump in here, Kelly? 538 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,860 This is an outrage. 539 00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:42,310 What kind of a sick, depraved mind thinks 540 00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:44,720 that we should all be running around naked? 541 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,120 - We don't run around naked. 542 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,610 - How do we know that? 543 00:29:48,610 --> 00:29:49,690 - Well, I'm telling you that. 544 00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:52,000 - So we're supposed to believe a nudist? 545 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,230 - I am not a nudist, I am a sociology professor. 546 00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:56,063 - Sure. 547 00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:59,144 So you're saying you've never been naked in public. 548 00:29:59,144 --> 00:30:01,760 - Oh, maybe once in a while on a beach if it's nice 549 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,970 and there's no one around. 550 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:03,803 - See? 551 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,970 Thank you, that is what we are talking about. 552 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,490 That is a slippery slope. 553 00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:08,323 The next thing you know, 554 00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:09,870 everyone running naked in the streets. 555 00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,960 - The congressman makes a point, professor. 556 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,720 What would happen if a student showed up 557 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,150 to one of your classes topless? 558 00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,630 - It's never happened. 559 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,490 - Well, I understand, but what if it did? 560 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:23,030 - Well, I suppose we would have a conversation about it, 561 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:26,280 incorporate it in our discussion and go on with our day. 562 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,240 - The depths of your depravity, ma'am, sickens me. 563 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,300 - You say you're Canadian, Professor Trudeau, 564 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,353 but you look-- - I look what? 565 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,083 - Brownish. 566 00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:39,150 - I am brownish. 567 00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:40,900 - Do you think your skin color has a baring 568 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,187 on your liberal attitudes towards nudity? 569 00:30:42,187 --> 00:30:44,210 - Of course it does! 570 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,460 White people don't run around naked, 571 00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:48,300 we wear clothes, it's how we got to be white. 572 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,770 - Don't go anywhere, viewers. 573 00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:51,983 We'll be back after this commercial break. 574 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,733 (dramatic music) 575 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:56,533 - Hi, everybody. 576 00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:57,600 I'm Jill Jillarooso. 577 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,890 Famous for being famous and star 578 00:30:59,890 --> 00:31:02,360 of my very own Facebook page. 579 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,400 The war on nudity is important to all of us in America 580 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,890 which is why I wanted to let you know 581 00:31:07,890 --> 00:31:10,993 how I make sure I'll never be naked again. 582 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,593 It's called the Never Nude Suit from Skanx. 583 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,923 I can shower in it. 584 00:31:19,430 --> 00:31:20,743 I can tinkle in it. 585 00:31:22,612 --> 00:31:25,820 And now with the new double gusset crotch crevice 586 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:28,863 I can even have sex in it. 587 00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:36,463 Order now and get your free Skanx Never Nude Suit for him. 588 00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:38,560 His and hers. 589 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,293 Never Nude Suits from Skanx. 590 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:45,313 Only three easy payments of 29.99. 591 00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:49,083 Call 1-800-iSKANKY. 592 00:31:50,530 --> 00:31:52,503 Operators are standing by. 593 00:32:00,465 --> 00:32:02,567 (whistling) 594 00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:05,067 (light music) 595 00:32:18,106 --> 00:32:19,407 - [Leroy] Jeremiah! 596 00:32:19,407 --> 00:32:22,240 You let us out you son of a bitch! 597 00:32:34,658 --> 00:32:36,370 - [Jeremiah] Got a job for you, Leroy. 598 00:32:36,370 --> 00:32:37,300 - Oh really? 599 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:40,110 What a coincidence, because I have a job for you, mister. 600 00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:43,100 - We can do this my way or we can do this my way. 601 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:46,410 - Why don't you suck the chrome off of my trailer hitch? 602 00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:49,540 - Leroy, you of all people should know what I'm capable of. 603 00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:51,830 - I'm a free man on this land, remember? 604 00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:55,530 I'm a musician, unlike you, I kept the faith. 605 00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:57,810 - You are a real musician, and you did keep the faith. 606 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,870 - Whatever it is you got yourself into, 607 00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:01,750 I'm not coming to bail you out. 608 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,760 - I don't need bailing out, Leroy. 609 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,203 I need someone who knows what a naked woman looks like. 610 00:33:07,511 --> 00:33:08,413 - What are you talking about? 611 00:33:08,413 --> 00:33:11,283 - There's a naked woman loose in the streets of Bakersfield. 612 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,280 I have 46 hours to bring her in 613 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,207 before who knows what happens. 614 00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:19,560 - You are such a shit. 615 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,880 Even when you were in the band. 616 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,910 I mean, ropes, really? 617 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:25,340 You tie us in a barn with ropes around our neck? 618 00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:27,800 - I needed your undivided attention, Leroy. 619 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,930 Do I have your undivided attention? 620 00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:31,850 - Does Rosie know? 621 00:33:31,850 --> 00:33:33,670 - Rosie knows nothing and it's imperative 622 00:33:33,670 --> 00:33:36,910 that we keep it that way for obvious reasons. 623 00:33:36,910 --> 00:33:38,660 - Well I don't understand what you need us for. 624 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,150 - Who else in these parts knows 625 00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:42,170 what a naked woman looks like? 626 00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:46,520 - Okay, so if suppose we know what a naked woman looks like. 627 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,100 How does that fit us into your plan? 628 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,300 - First I need you to locate her. 629 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:54,540 Find her, draw her in, bait her with irresistible melody. 630 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,640 That's where you and your players come in. 631 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:01,660 I have another party who will complete the capture. 632 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,850 - What other party? 633 00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:03,870 - You don't need to know. 634 00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:04,750 - I need to know. 635 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:05,670 - [Jeremiah] Mexicans. 636 00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:06,718 - Mexicans? 637 00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:08,310 - [Jeremiah] The best cowboys in Kern County. 638 00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:09,660 - That's your big plan? 639 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:11,810 That's what you get paid the big bucks for? 640 00:34:16,570 --> 00:34:18,223 Hundred a day and free beer. 641 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:20,613 - Agreed. 642 00:34:28,855 --> 00:34:31,015 - And I'm not doing this for you. 643 00:34:31,015 --> 00:34:32,565 I'm doing this for Bakersfield. 644 00:34:33,476 --> 00:34:35,996 (dramatic music) 645 00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:38,329 (hollering) 646 00:34:43,441 --> 00:34:45,524 (baaing) 647 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,810 - This little piggy right here. 648 00:34:50,810 --> 00:34:55,260 He goes wee wee wee all the way home. 649 00:34:56,243 --> 00:34:57,763 Is that you, Mr. Bigshot? 650 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:00,210 Huh? 651 00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:03,180 Not such a bigshot now, are ya? 652 00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:05,053 Say hello to my little friend. 653 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:09,160 (light mariachi music) 654 00:35:11,564 --> 00:35:15,397 (singing in foreign language) 655 00:35:44,985 --> 00:35:47,220 - You know who I am? 656 00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:49,670 You think I'm happy to see what I see here today? 657 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:53,700 What do you think I should do about my unhappiness? 658 00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:57,740 Maybe I should deal with this the old fashioned way. 659 00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:02,780 Or maybe I should turn my back and count to 10 660 00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:05,363 and let you think about what you have done here today. 661 00:36:11,748 --> 00:36:14,248 (light music) 662 00:36:24,887 --> 00:36:27,400 You're merciful, Jeremiah. 663 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,610 - I have reason to be merciful. 664 00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:32,030 - Anything else we have here to talk about? 665 00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:33,780 - Just my expressions of gratitude. 666 00:36:34,810 --> 00:36:36,900 - Your gratitude is accepted. 667 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:39,370 There is power in the union. 668 00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,860 - There is power in the union. 669 00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:43,833 - No one messes with a member of the musicians union. 670 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,513 Adios, amigo. 671 00:37:04,196 --> 00:37:07,446 (light mariachi music) 672 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,160 - You kept your dues up after all these years? 673 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:17,993 - I did. 674 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,423 I'll tell you what, Leroy. 675 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,870 You help me get this naked woman off the streets 676 00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:26,190 of Bakersfield and I'll see that 677 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:27,967 you get in the musicians' union. 678 00:37:44,842 --> 00:37:47,092 (giggling) 679 00:37:49,582 --> 00:37:50,415 What's so funny? 680 00:37:50,415 --> 00:37:51,248 - Nothing. 681 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,270 - I don't see what's so funny. 682 00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:56,020 - I was going to suggest that we go back 683 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,890 to the main story, but I can't seem to keep track 684 00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:00,283 of what the main story is. 685 00:38:01,130 --> 00:38:03,743 What was the main reason you came to see me today? 686 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,910 - Honestly? 687 00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,640 - Or lie to me if that works better for you. 688 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,190 - I came to see about the voices. 689 00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:10,690 - The voices? 690 00:38:10,690 --> 00:38:11,950 - I've been hearing voices. 691 00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:13,930 - Perhaps we can take this up on another day. 692 00:38:13,930 --> 00:38:15,720 - No, Doc, I think we better take it up now. 693 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,960 I'm running out of time. 694 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,190 - Out of time for what? 695 00:38:18,190 --> 00:38:19,606 - To catch the naked woman. 696 00:38:19,606 --> 00:38:21,929 - You're telling me this is happening right now? 697 00:38:21,929 --> 00:38:22,960 - Right now. 698 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,793 - In real time. 699 00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:25,117 The countdown to catch her. 700 00:38:25,117 --> 00:38:26,420 - I have 'til dawn. 701 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,510 - Well shouldn't you be out there trying to catch her? 702 00:38:28,510 --> 00:38:29,343 - Probably. 703 00:38:29,343 --> 00:38:31,560 - Are you telling me that there are Mexicans out there 704 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,690 right now trying to kill you? 705 00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:35,600 - No, the Mexicans and I are good. 706 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,433 - Are you sure because-- 707 00:38:36,433 --> 00:38:38,850 - Now that they know I'm in the musicians union 708 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,800 they'll do anything I ask of them. 709 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,000 Being in the musicians union 710 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,280 is kinda like being in the mafia. 711 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,610 Not a lot of people know that. 712 00:38:46,610 --> 00:38:47,497 - I see. 713 00:38:47,497 --> 00:38:49,230 - Can we talk about the voices now? 714 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:50,640 - Why not? 715 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,270 - It's really just one, lately, singular. 716 00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:57,203 And she keeps saying the same thing over and over again. 717 00:38:58,789 --> 00:39:01,372 (spooky music) 718 00:39:09,251 --> 00:39:11,834 (bell dinging) 719 00:39:26,693 --> 00:39:29,193 (light music) 720 00:39:33,908 --> 00:39:38,553 ♪ Too far from the ocean ♪ 721 00:39:38,553 --> 00:39:43,553 ♪ Too far from the flame ♪ 722 00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:51,524 ♪ Too far from the ocean ♪ 723 00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:54,941 ♪ Too far from the flame ♪ 724 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:08,356 - [Woman] The nudity outbreak in Bakersfield. 725 00:40:08,356 --> 00:40:10,689 (screaming) 726 00:40:22,137 --> 00:40:26,498 ♪ Too far from the ocean ♪ 727 00:40:26,498 --> 00:40:29,915 ♪ Too far from the flame ♪ 728 00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:48,970 (popping) 729 00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:53,803 (stomping) (air hissing) 730 00:41:25,293 --> 00:41:27,626 (sniffling) 731 00:41:39,404 --> 00:41:44,150 - Too far from the ocean, too far from the flame. 732 00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:46,000 What do you think it means? 733 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,300 - No idea. 734 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,610 - When do you hear it? 735 00:41:48,610 --> 00:41:51,070 - Every time I'm asleep and often even 736 00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:52,660 when I'm awake throughout the day. 737 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:56,580 - Too far from the ocean, too far from the flame. 738 00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,730 - That's what I came to see you about, Doc. 739 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,610 - Mmhmm. 740 00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:05,300 - That's all you got? 741 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,363 - I'm processing. 742 00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:09,430 - Doc, there's not time to process. 743 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:14,090 - Water is one of the four classical western elements. 744 00:42:14,090 --> 00:42:17,140 It symbolizes life and freedom. 745 00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:18,700 I think. 746 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:22,030 Of course I've also heard it symbolizes the word of God. 747 00:42:22,030 --> 00:42:23,573 It's feminine, of course. 748 00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:26,853 Too far from the flame. 749 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:32,420 Fire is another one of the four classical elements. 750 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:36,810 It's masculine, symbolizes pain and death. 751 00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:39,983 But also passion and creativity. 752 00:42:43,390 --> 00:42:44,223 Huh. 753 00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:48,363 - Doc, they're waiting for me. 754 00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,620 - Who's waiting for you? 755 00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:51,760 - The musicians and the Mexicans. 756 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,070 They're on the roof of The Padre right now. 757 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,000 We have 'til dawn to catch a naked woman. 758 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,300 - Right. 759 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,133 Well. 760 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,030 - You've got nothing, do ya? 761 00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:02,980 - I've got nothing. 762 00:43:05,976 --> 00:43:07,976 (sighs) 763 00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:15,200 - I know I shoulda seen a priest. 764 00:43:17,550 --> 00:43:18,383 - Thank you. 765 00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:21,610 Would you like to set up another appointment? 766 00:43:21,610 --> 00:43:23,180 - No, Doc, I'm good. 767 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:24,940 I think you helped me. 768 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,773 - I did? 769 00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:26,606 - You did. 770 00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:30,060 I mean, number one, you helped me realize 771 00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:31,920 that Rosie's pregnant. 772 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,440 - She is? 773 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,572 - Why else would a woman be acting the way she is? 774 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:37,405 - Right. 775 00:43:37,405 --> 00:43:39,570 - Secondly, you helped me see that the governor 776 00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,440 is running a con. 777 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,410 - A con? 778 00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:45,060 - I don't know what this so-called mission's about, 779 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,030 but I can tell you it's got nothing 780 00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,060 to do with a a naked woman running free. 781 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:49,250 - Right. 782 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:50,930 - Thirdly, you helped me see 783 00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:53,450 I need to get to the ocean ASAP. 784 00:43:53,450 --> 00:43:55,060 - The ocean? 785 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:58,340 - Why else would I be hearing these voices over and over? 786 00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,173 - Of course. 787 00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,293 - So thank you. 788 00:44:06,237 --> 00:44:07,930 - I don't feel like I did that much. 789 00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:11,273 - Nah, you did plenty and I'm glad I came. 790 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,860 - I wanna hear how the story ends. 791 00:44:20,717 --> 00:44:23,717 (crickets chirping) 792 00:44:34,368 --> 00:44:36,970 - Ladies and gentlemen, I think it would be appropriate 793 00:44:36,970 --> 00:44:40,527 at a time like this to sing our national anthem. 794 00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,869 (chairs creaking) 795 00:44:44,869 --> 00:44:46,930 - I'm not sure I know all the words. 796 00:44:46,930 --> 00:44:50,633 - Yeah, I, I know the chords but I don't know all the words. 797 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:53,953 - Seriously? 798 00:44:58,490 --> 00:44:59,472 Very well, then. 799 00:44:59,472 --> 00:45:01,889 Perhaps we could just hum it. 800 00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:08,000 (humming) 801 00:45:15,584 --> 00:45:19,001 ("Star Spangled Banner") 802 00:46:56,550 --> 00:46:58,310 The home of the brave. 803 00:46:58,310 --> 00:47:01,160 That's where we find ourselves, ladies and gentlemen. 804 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,550 Bakersfield, California. 805 00:47:03,550 --> 00:47:08,550 Our country, our culture, our way of life, values, 806 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:12,480 our morals, they're all in 807 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,040 the state of considerable jeopardy. 808 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,970 How we react to this crisis will determine 809 00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:19,920 the future of Bakersfield and thus 810 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,383 the future of America. 811 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:28,320 There's a naked woman loose in the streets of Bakersfield. 812 00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:34,460 The governor of California, whom you know, 813 00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:39,163 keeps a summer home here, has entrusted me to bring her in. 814 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:44,483 And I have carefully selected you as my team. 815 00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:48,190 Through the course of this one evening, 816 00:47:48,190 --> 00:47:49,890 the future of our way of life 817 00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:53,530 as we know it will be determined. 818 00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:56,543 We must get this naked woman into custody. 819 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,340 Get some clothes on her. 820 00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:03,073 By sunrise it'll be too late. 821 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,873 Lucas here will distribute your individual missions. 822 00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:11,933 My availability in the coming hours will be sketchy at best. 823 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:17,130 There will be moments when it feels like 824 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:20,713 you're completely alone and you probably will be. 825 00:48:22,502 --> 00:48:24,993 The time for lengthy speeches is over. 826 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,273 Men, Leroy. 827 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:35,040 Get out there and find me the naked woman. 828 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,457 (dark suspenseful music) 829 00:48:53,743 --> 00:48:56,576 (bugs screeching) 830 00:48:57,815 --> 00:48:58,890 (gun banging) 831 00:48:58,890 --> 00:49:01,473 - [Police Radio] 7825 code six. 832 00:49:10,372 --> 00:49:13,122 - [Woman] Too far from the ocean. 833 00:49:13,972 --> 00:49:15,889 Too far from the flame. 834 00:49:19,852 --> 00:49:21,769 Too far from the ocean. 835 00:49:23,579 --> 00:49:25,496 Too far from the flame. 836 00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,792 Too far from the ocean. 837 00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,792 Too far from the flame. 838 00:49:40,585 --> 00:49:42,502 Too far from the ocean. 839 00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:45,689 Too far. 840 00:50:00,994 --> 00:50:03,994 (crickets chirping) 841 00:50:08,667 --> 00:50:10,280 - Where's the closest beach? 842 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,930 - Beach? 843 00:50:11,930 --> 00:50:12,763 - Beach. 844 00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:16,280 - There's a couple sandy spots on the Kern. 845 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,220 - There's no beaches on the Kern River, Lucas, 846 00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:19,550 or any other river, I need the ocean. 847 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:21,603 The beach and the Pacific Ocean. 848 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,670 - I dunno. 849 00:50:24,670 --> 00:50:25,567 Pismo, maybe? 850 00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:27,839 Spooner's Cove? 851 00:50:27,839 --> 00:50:30,270 - Spooner's Cove, how long to get there? 852 00:50:30,270 --> 00:50:31,970 - Two hours if you really hump it. 853 00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:41,660 - I'm leaving you in charge, Lucas. 854 00:50:41,660 --> 00:50:42,493 - Wait, what? 855 00:50:42,493 --> 00:50:43,326 In charge of what? 856 00:50:43,326 --> 00:50:44,159 - This mission. 857 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,410 It's all there, you've got everything. 858 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:48,820 You've got eight hours to get a naked woman 859 00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:50,250 off the streets of Bakersfield. 860 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:51,450 - Are you sure you wanna do that? 861 00:50:51,450 --> 00:50:52,893 - Something tells me I must. 862 00:50:54,810 --> 00:50:57,220 - According to the manual I'm not qualified. 863 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,530 - Yeah, well. 864 00:50:58,530 --> 00:51:00,360 I know the man who wrote the manual, 865 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,110 he didn't always follow it himself. 866 00:51:02,110 --> 00:51:03,080 - What do I tell the governor? 867 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,680 - You tell the governor nothing. 868 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,363 Something fishy's going on, Lucas. 869 00:51:09,790 --> 00:51:12,093 Something's going on we're not being told about. 870 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,923 ♪ Way down ♪ 871 00:51:17,923 --> 00:51:22,528 ♪ Columbus, Georgia ♪ 872 00:51:22,528 --> 00:51:27,528 ♪ Wishing that I was in Tennessee ♪ 873 00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:33,815 ♪ Way down ♪ 874 00:51:33,815 --> 00:51:38,779 ♪ Columbus star gates ♪ 875 00:51:38,779 --> 00:51:43,779 ♪ My friends all turned their backs on me ♪ 876 00:51:46,307 --> 00:51:51,307 ♪ Go ahead and leave me if you want to ♪ 877 00:51:53,832 --> 00:51:58,832 ♪ Never let me cross your mind ♪ 878 00:52:01,396 --> 00:52:04,837 ♪ In your heart ♪ 879 00:52:04,837 --> 00:52:09,837 ♪ You love another ♪ 880 00:52:12,278 --> 00:52:16,810 ♪ Leave me, darling, I don't mind ♪ 881 00:52:16,810 --> 00:52:19,310 (light music) 882 00:52:27,094 --> 00:52:28,164 (yelling) 883 00:52:28,164 --> 00:52:30,735 (groaning) 884 00:52:30,735 --> 00:52:32,097 - Where's your boyfriend, Lucas? 885 00:52:32,097 --> 00:52:34,455 - You know I don't do that anymore, Rosie. 886 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,450 - That's not what I'm talking about. 887 00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:37,890 - He's not here. 888 00:52:37,890 --> 00:52:39,170 - Who's not here? 889 00:52:39,170 --> 00:52:40,493 - Jeremiah, duh. 890 00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:43,900 - [Rosie] How did you know that's who I was talking about? 891 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,884 - Who else do you talk about, ever? 892 00:52:45,884 --> 00:52:48,290 (grunting) 893 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:49,820 - Where is he, dumb butt? 894 00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:51,940 - You know I can't tell you that, Rosie. 895 00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:53,420 - Oh yes you can. 896 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,581 You can and you will. 897 00:52:55,581 --> 00:52:58,445 (choking) 898 00:52:58,445 --> 00:53:00,945 (light music) 899 00:53:21,259 --> 00:53:24,009 (horse neighing) 900 00:53:28,869 --> 00:53:31,036 (humming) 901 00:53:35,733 --> 00:53:37,033 It's waterboarding, Lucas. 902 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,830 I have always wanted to try it. 903 00:53:39,830 --> 00:53:41,010 Boop. 904 00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:43,810 Okay, now it says here Khmer Rouge used 905 00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:47,293 a simple dish towel to keep the water clinging to the face. 906 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:54,007 But, huh, the CIA, they use plastic wrap over the mouth 907 00:53:59,850 --> 00:54:02,030 but not the eyes or the nose to prevent 908 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:04,273 water from escaping the throat and sinuses. 909 00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,520 Which do you think would work best? 910 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,020 (light music) 911 00:54:12,230 --> 00:54:13,800 - [Ben] There's actually never been a better time 912 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,124 to be in the law enforcement industry. 913 00:54:16,124 --> 00:54:16,957 - [Jerry] Industry? 914 00:54:16,957 --> 00:54:18,913 - [Ben] Yeah, what would you call it? 915 00:54:18,913 --> 00:54:19,746 - I dunno. 916 00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:22,919 Like a public service or something. 917 00:54:22,919 --> 00:54:24,119 - Maybe in the old days. 918 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,560 In the old west-- 919 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,030 (Jerry giggling) 920 00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:31,860 In the old west a town would find some money, 921 00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:34,520 they would hire an outsider to come in and be sheriff 922 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,870 and maintain law and order. 923 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,270 - [Jerry] And what's different today? 924 00:54:39,270 --> 00:54:41,966 - For one thing, do you know how many laws there are today? 925 00:54:41,966 --> 00:54:42,799 - 10,000. 926 00:54:43,687 --> 00:54:44,617 - 20,000. 927 00:54:44,617 --> 00:54:47,640 20,000 federal laws today just to deal with guns. 928 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,240 - How can that be possible? 929 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,070 - Nobody even knows how many federal laws there 930 00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:52,800 are in total, you can't count them all. 931 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,633 Every year new laws, nobody ever deletes the old ones. 932 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,008 But you know what every new law means? 933 00:55:00,008 --> 00:55:01,478 - New laws mean new crimes. 934 00:55:01,478 --> 00:55:02,590 - Bingo! 935 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:05,160 Every decade in America there are a thousand 936 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,383 new crimes created. 937 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,370 - It does seem like a growth industry. 938 00:55:09,370 --> 00:55:10,203 - Right? 939 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:27,020 - Does having more laws make for better people? 940 00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:27,853 - No idea. 941 00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:30,983 - Well think about it. 942 00:55:31,907 --> 00:55:36,190 You know, more laws make more crimes. 943 00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:38,483 More crimes make more criminals. 944 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:41,563 But does that make society stronger? 945 00:55:42,430 --> 00:55:44,090 - Well, that's not my job, little lady. 946 00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:48,050 My job is to enforce the laws and the more laws they make 947 00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:50,671 the more they need me and you. 948 00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:53,240 It's job security. 949 00:55:54,170 --> 00:55:56,890 - You know, the argument could be made that 950 00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:59,810 forever making more laws and more crimes 951 00:56:00,730 --> 00:56:04,910 weakens citizenry by making people dependent 952 00:56:04,910 --> 00:56:08,380 upon the government to tell them what's right and wrong. 953 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:09,870 - You're talking crazy talk. 954 00:56:09,870 --> 00:56:12,430 - No, the argument could be made that by making people 955 00:56:12,430 --> 00:56:14,430 more dependent upon the government to tell them 956 00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:17,190 what's right and wrong weakens individuals 957 00:56:17,190 --> 00:56:19,370 ability to govern themselves. 958 00:56:19,370 --> 00:56:21,070 - You read too much. 959 00:56:21,070 --> 00:56:24,150 - The end result of this can only be a police state 960 00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:26,940 where America is no longer the home of the free 961 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:28,598 but the home of the over-policed! 962 00:56:28,598 --> 00:56:29,931 - I know, right? 963 00:56:31,890 --> 00:56:32,857 You can see it too. 964 00:56:36,999 --> 00:56:39,499 (light music) 965 00:56:45,969 --> 00:56:50,969 - [Woman] Too far from the ocean. 966 00:56:54,610 --> 00:56:57,214 Too far from the flame. 967 00:56:57,214 --> 00:57:02,214 Too far from the ocean, too far from the flame. 968 00:57:02,935 --> 00:57:05,255 Too far from the ocean. 969 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,172 Too far from the flame. 970 00:57:08,618 --> 00:57:12,535 Too far from the ocean, too far from the flame. 971 00:57:15,142 --> 00:57:18,642 (upbeat electronic music) 972 00:58:31,793 --> 00:58:34,043 (smacking) 973 00:58:50,891 --> 00:58:53,641 (waves crashing) 974 00:59:06,202 --> 00:59:08,035 - [Jeremiah] It's you. 975 00:59:08,903 --> 00:59:10,736 - It's always been me. 976 00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,673 - Too far from the ocean. 977 00:59:19,673 --> 00:59:21,590 Too far from the flame. 978 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,270 - You were listening. 979 00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:25,170 - I was listening. 980 00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:29,560 - Are you ready for the flame? 981 00:59:32,650 --> 00:59:33,850 - I'm a soldier of fate. 982 00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:39,870 - Take your clothes off, Jeremiah. 983 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,320 I'm feeling fateful. 984 00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:49,582 (engine rumbling) 985 01:00:09,790 --> 01:00:12,850 (light music) 986 01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:15,933 (train horn honking) 987 01:00:20,467 --> 01:00:23,634 (light country music) 988 01:00:30,598 --> 01:00:35,598 ♪ One sad little life of a millionaire ♪ 989 01:00:36,918 --> 01:00:41,918 ♪ Spending all my money didn't have any cares ♪ 990 01:00:42,844 --> 01:00:47,844 ♪ Took my friends out for a mighty good time ♪ 991 01:00:49,090 --> 01:00:54,090 ♪ And bootleg liquor, champagne and wine ♪ 992 01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:59,900 ♪ Then I began to fall so low ♪ 993 01:01:00,581 --> 01:01:05,581 ♪ Lost all my good friends, had nowhere to go ♪ 994 01:01:06,361 --> 01:01:11,361 ♪ If I get my hands on a dollar again ♪ 995 01:01:12,371 --> 01:01:17,371 ♪ I'm gonna hang on to it 'til that old eagle grins ♪ 996 01:01:18,687 --> 01:01:23,687 ♪ Nobody knows you ♪ 997 01:01:24,477 --> 01:01:29,477 ♪ When you're down and out ♪ 998 01:01:30,158 --> 01:01:35,158 ♪ In your pocket, not one penny ♪ 999 01:01:36,189 --> 01:01:41,189 ♪ And as your friends well, you ain't got any ♪ 1000 01:01:41,952 --> 01:01:46,952 ♪ Then you get back on your feet again ♪ 1001 01:01:47,882 --> 01:01:52,882 ♪ Everybody wants to be your long lost friend ♪ 1002 01:01:53,824 --> 01:01:58,824 ♪ I said it plain, without any doubt ♪ 1003 01:02:00,074 --> 01:02:05,074 ♪ Nobody knows you when you're down and out ♪ 1004 01:02:06,404 --> 01:02:09,071 (whip cracking) 1005 01:02:10,850 --> 01:02:11,800 - [Woman] Jeremiah? 1006 01:02:13,010 --> 01:02:14,143 You're getting hard. 1007 01:02:18,230 --> 01:02:19,633 - Um. - Stop it. 1008 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:22,390 That is not what I am to you. 1009 01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,960 - How am I supposed to stop that? 1010 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,500 - Concentrate, Jeremiah. 1011 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,333 - On what? 1012 01:02:32,610 --> 01:02:33,900 - On something other than what 1013 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,833 you are currently concentrating on. 1014 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,893 Obviously. 1015 01:02:40,070 --> 01:02:41,803 Know your place. 1016 01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:43,793 Know your call. 1017 01:02:45,490 --> 01:02:47,390 That is not what we are to each other. 1018 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,312 (sighs) 1019 01:03:04,430 --> 01:03:05,263 That's better. 1020 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,590 It is important to me that you 1021 01:03:07,590 --> 01:03:09,940 are never too far from the ocean. 1022 01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,613 Nor too far from the flame. 1023 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,923 The ocean is alive. 1024 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:18,670 Watch is breathe. 1025 01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:21,653 Watch it live. 1026 01:03:23,882 --> 01:03:24,882 And watch the flame. 1027 01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:28,383 It, too, is alive. 1028 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,963 It lives, it breathes, it devours. 1029 01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:39,513 You must live and breathe and devour. 1030 01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:41,693 You must be you. 1031 01:03:43,430 --> 01:03:45,893 If you are not you you are of no use to me. 1032 01:03:47,270 --> 01:03:49,063 Do you wish to be of use to me? 1033 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,223 - I wish only to be of use to you. 1034 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,290 - Do you what it is that makes your heart beat, Jeremiah? 1035 01:03:57,690 --> 01:03:59,540 - It is you that makes my heart beat. 1036 01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:02,740 - Do you know by what power your diaphragm 1037 01:04:02,740 --> 01:04:04,533 draws and releases breath? 1038 01:04:06,830 --> 01:04:08,860 - [Jeremiah] You give my diaphragm its power 1039 01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,553 to draw and release breath. 1040 01:04:12,350 --> 01:04:13,323 - Do you trust me? 1041 01:04:16,670 --> 01:04:17,503 - I do. 1042 01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,213 - Good. 1043 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,410 Would I ever lead you astray? 1044 01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:28,983 - No, you would not. 1045 01:04:31,661 --> 01:04:33,483 - What if I did lead you astray? 1046 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,913 So far astray that you died. 1047 01:04:39,090 --> 01:04:40,040 - Then I would die. 1048 01:04:41,814 --> 01:04:44,064 (giggling) 1049 01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:49,223 - Jeremiah, in you I am well pleased. 1050 01:04:52,210 --> 01:04:54,413 I am so glad we had this moment. 1051 01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,703 I think you are ready. 1052 01:05:03,350 --> 01:05:05,843 This may be the last time that we see each other. 1053 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:09,913 In the flesh. 1054 01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:16,703 It is time for you to take on a new flesh. 1055 01:05:18,110 --> 01:05:19,343 Be one with another. 1056 01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,733 But you will remember this moment. 1057 01:05:26,670 --> 01:05:27,503 On the beach. 1058 01:05:28,957 --> 01:05:29,857 At Spooner's Cove. 1059 01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:33,630 - I will. 1060 01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:42,697 - Now can you go get your mother her dress? 1061 01:05:45,388 --> 01:05:48,138 (fire crackling) 1062 01:06:00,409 --> 01:06:03,690 - Look at you impotent little creatures 1063 01:06:03,690 --> 01:06:07,880 standing there hiding your dicks in shame. 1064 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,713 - Hey. 1065 01:06:08,713 --> 01:06:11,650 - Oh yes, even you, Leroy. 1066 01:06:11,650 --> 01:06:14,110 - That god damn Jeremiah. 1067 01:06:14,110 --> 01:06:16,100 He put us all up to this. 1068 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:20,440 - No, no, Jeremiah's a pigeon like the rest of us in this. 1069 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:25,440 - Am I to understand that what we are doing here is-- 1070 01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:27,620 - Something that has never been done 1071 01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:30,393 before here in the great state of California. 1072 01:06:31,270 --> 01:06:36,270 We are questioning the integrity of the governor. 1073 01:06:41,350 --> 01:06:43,940 - I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not sure I want to. 1074 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:46,720 - That would mean everything that we believe in is-- 1075 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,623 - Not everything. 1076 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:54,870 Not everything you believe in has to be shattered. 1077 01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:56,500 - But many things. 1078 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,800 - Many things. 1079 01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:01,580 - Can we even survive knowing that most of 1080 01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:04,383 what we believe is an illusion? 1081 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,910 - I can't answer that for you, bass player. 1082 01:07:07,910 --> 01:07:09,463 Only you can answer that. 1083 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:15,233 For myself, I know that I can survive and I will. 1084 01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:19,593 Cannot believe in lies any longer. 1085 01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:24,450 I must move forward into something new. 1086 01:07:24,450 --> 01:07:26,723 - What is this, something new? 1087 01:07:29,269 --> 01:07:30,102 - Veritas. 1088 01:07:31,630 --> 01:07:34,273 - Veritas is a good place to start. 1089 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,917 - What means veritas? 1090 01:07:37,917 --> 01:07:41,584 (speaking foreign language) 1091 01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:58,013 - The truth will set you free. 1092 01:08:01,659 --> 01:08:04,159 (light music) 1093 01:08:06,345 --> 01:08:07,527 (muffled people yelling over each other) 1094 01:08:07,527 --> 01:08:08,360 - Kelly? 1095 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,640 Kelly, can you hear me? 1096 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,488 - April, I can hear you. 1097 01:08:11,488 --> 01:08:13,653 - As you can see it is pandemonium. 1098 01:08:13,653 --> 01:08:16,867 Pandemonium here in the streets of Bakersfield. 1099 01:08:16,867 --> 01:08:18,870 Crowds of people running for their lives 1100 01:08:18,870 --> 01:08:20,900 as reports of nudity flood the town. 1101 01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:23,097 - April, this naked woman, what does she look like? 1102 01:08:23,097 --> 01:08:23,930 - Kelly. 1103 01:08:23,930 --> 01:08:26,518 Kelly, I'm losing signal. 1104 01:08:26,518 --> 01:08:28,685 (beeping) 1105 01:08:31,884 --> 01:08:35,050 - Seems like we've lost April. 1106 01:08:35,050 --> 01:08:38,710 As you can see, panic on the streets of Bakersfield tonight. 1107 01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:40,130 Crowds reacting to reports of 1108 01:08:40,130 --> 01:08:42,333 a nudity outbreak in that fair city. 1109 01:08:45,030 --> 01:08:47,930 In another developing story, the governor of California 1110 01:08:47,930 --> 01:08:50,580 arrested on charges of racketeering. 1111 01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:51,870 For more on this we go to our 1112 01:08:51,870 --> 01:08:54,373 political correspondent Kanye Rosenberg. 1113 01:08:57,544 --> 01:09:00,544 (light piano music) 1114 01:09:13,158 --> 01:09:16,158 (Jeremiah coughing) 1115 01:09:21,374 --> 01:09:25,041 - [Jeremiah] What are you doing here, Rosie? 1116 01:09:27,159 --> 01:09:28,409 - I don't know. 1117 01:09:38,187 --> 01:09:39,837 - Can I ask you another question? 1118 01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:41,633 - I guess. 1119 01:09:43,530 --> 01:09:45,313 - It's a rather personal question. 1120 01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:49,273 And it's about me. 1121 01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:53,903 - You wanna ask me a personal question about you? 1122 01:09:53,903 --> 01:09:54,920 - I do. 1123 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,290 - Sounds dumb. 1124 01:09:56,290 --> 01:09:57,220 Shoot. 1125 01:09:57,220 --> 01:09:58,620 - Am I going to be a father? 1126 01:10:05,790 --> 01:10:07,613 - Why would you ask me that? 1127 01:10:09,230 --> 01:10:12,950 - Because you're the only person in the world 1128 01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:15,300 who could possibly answer that question for me. 1129 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,763 - Maybe someday. 1130 01:10:27,950 --> 01:10:29,000 - Maybe someday soon? 1131 01:10:33,975 --> 01:10:34,808 - Maybe. 1132 01:10:39,685 --> 01:10:40,550 (sighs) 1133 01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:42,297 - I have another question for you. 1134 01:10:43,959 --> 01:10:44,792 - Okay. 1135 01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:49,810 - This child that I (clears throat) 1136 01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:52,363 may someday soon be a father to, 1137 01:10:54,499 --> 01:10:55,983 are you going to be its mother? 1138 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:02,713 - Maybe. 1139 01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:07,360 (light music) 1140 01:11:19,990 --> 01:11:20,962 - Rosie. 1141 01:11:20,962 --> 01:11:21,795 - What? 1142 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,780 - My name is Jeremiah. 1143 01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:29,080 - I know what your damn name is. 1144 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,660 - I was named after the wailing prophet. 1145 01:11:31,660 --> 01:11:32,950 - How nice. 1146 01:11:32,950 --> 01:11:36,000 - Have you ever read chapter 29 of Jeremiah 1147 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,610 in the Hebrew bible? 1148 01:11:37,610 --> 01:11:39,200 - I think I missed that one. 1149 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,510 - Do you know what it says? 1150 01:11:40,510 --> 01:11:42,947 - Something tells me I'm about to find out. 1151 01:11:42,947 --> 01:11:45,447 - "Thus sayeth the Lord and to all 1152 01:11:45,447 --> 01:11:47,083 "who are carried away captive, 1153 01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:52,373 "build ye houses and dwell in them, 1154 01:11:53,587 --> 01:11:57,752 "plant gardens and eat of the fruit therein." 1155 01:11:57,752 --> 01:11:58,585 - Do I look bored? 1156 01:11:58,585 --> 01:11:59,750 'Cause I kind of feel like-- - There's more. 1157 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:00,583 - I'm sure. 1158 01:12:01,537 --> 01:12:05,310 - "Take ye wives, beget sons and daughters. 1159 01:12:10,637 --> 01:12:15,207 "Take wives for your sons, husbands for your daughters, 1160 01:12:15,207 --> 01:12:20,127 "that they, too, may be fruitful and multiply." 1161 01:12:21,163 --> 01:12:23,413 - And why are you quoting bible verses to me? 1162 01:12:27,277 --> 01:12:28,110 - Rosie. 1163 01:12:30,261 --> 01:12:31,094 - What? 1164 01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,916 - Will you marry me? 1165 01:12:45,053 --> 01:12:46,304 - Shit! 1166 01:12:46,304 --> 01:12:47,137 Shit! 1167 01:12:50,297 --> 01:12:52,990 - You know, if this had been a multiple choice question 1168 01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:53,823 that would not have been-- 1169 01:12:53,823 --> 01:12:54,963 - Are you serious? 1170 01:12:59,130 --> 01:13:01,403 You are serious. 1171 01:13:05,349 --> 01:13:06,182 Shit! 1172 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:09,650 - Again, that's not the reaction I was-- 1173 01:13:09,650 --> 01:13:12,600 - I hate you half the time. 1174 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,070 - Well there's a time for hate. 1175 01:13:14,070 --> 01:13:16,860 - Oh, did Jeremiah the wailing prophet say that, too? 1176 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:18,253 - No that was Ecclesiastics. 1177 01:13:18,253 --> 01:13:19,086 - Shit! 1178 01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:26,410 I'm a handful. 1179 01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:27,893 - I have strong hands. 1180 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,840 - You live in a hotel. 1181 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,453 - It's a very nice hotel. 1182 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,353 - You're old. 1183 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:51,973 - Well, I'm aging well. 1184 01:13:56,230 --> 01:13:57,063 - Yeah. 1185 01:14:00,943 --> 01:14:03,026 (sniffs) 1186 01:14:09,410 --> 01:14:10,643 You'll be good to me? 1187 01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:18,400 - I'll be good to you. 1188 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,300 - You'll be there? 1189 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,513 - I will be there. 1190 01:14:21,513 --> 01:14:23,613 - You'll be there? - I will be there. 1191 01:14:28,596 --> 01:14:30,070 So? 1192 01:14:30,070 --> 01:14:30,903 - So what? 1193 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,623 - So will you marry me? 1194 01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:41,773 - I guess. 1195 01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:43,544 - Not good enough. 1196 01:14:43,544 --> 01:14:44,700 - You know, I say you better take 1197 01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:46,150 what you can get-- - Rosie. 1198 01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:49,113 - What? - Will you marry me? 1199 01:14:52,496 --> 01:14:54,496 (sighs) 1200 01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:57,413 - I will. 1201 01:14:58,927 --> 01:15:01,427 (light music) 1202 01:15:02,850 --> 01:15:03,683 - Senor. 1203 01:15:05,350 --> 01:15:06,183 Now, senor? 1204 01:15:08,098 --> 01:15:11,348 (light mariachi music) 1205 01:15:36,404 --> 01:15:38,940 - Well, that was random. 1206 01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:40,031 - I thought it was a nice touch. 1207 01:15:40,031 --> 01:15:42,020 - Ah, no, honestly I can't really tell. 1208 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:42,990 - Kiss me. - No. 1209 01:15:42,990 --> 01:15:44,610 - Kiss me. - No, you know that band 1210 01:15:44,610 --> 01:15:45,880 thing kinda threw me off, 1211 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,893 I'm not really-- - Kiss me. 1212 01:15:51,101 --> 01:15:54,934 (singing in foreign language) 1213 01:17:19,649 --> 01:17:22,149 (light music) 1214 01:18:05,855 --> 01:18:08,483 - [Rosie] Holy shit. 1215 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,880 - Wife, once the child is born you are gonna 1216 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,580 have to clean up that potty mouth. 1217 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,530 - This must have something to do with the governor 1218 01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:25,690 and the Mexicans and the musicians. 1219 01:18:25,690 --> 01:18:29,623 - This has something to do with Genesis 2:25. 1220 01:18:29,623 --> 01:18:31,560 - I did not know you were so religious. 1221 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,660 - And they were both naked, man and his wife, 1222 01:18:34,660 --> 01:18:36,323 and they were not ashamed. 1223 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:39,610 - Yeah, but we're not naked. 1224 01:18:39,610 --> 01:18:43,973 - Darling, don't kid yourself, we're all always naked. 1225 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,833 Always naked all the time. 1226 01:18:48,830 --> 01:18:52,020 Anyone who tells you differently is hiding something. 1227 01:18:53,432 --> 01:18:55,932 (light music) 1228 01:19:04,442 --> 01:19:06,054 ♪ Get your freak on ♪ 1229 01:19:06,054 --> 01:19:07,408 ♪ Better think twice ♪ 1230 01:19:07,408 --> 01:19:09,852 ♪ Baby's coming over so you better be nice ♪ 1231 01:19:09,852 --> 01:19:12,733 ♪ Get your freak on, on and on ♪ 1232 01:19:12,733 --> 01:19:15,163 ♪ Mama's little baby dances all night long ♪ 1233 01:19:15,163 --> 01:19:20,163 ♪ Get your freak on ♪ 1234 01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:25,580 ♪ Get your freak on ♪ 1235 01:19:25,726 --> 01:19:28,566 ♪ You better phone home, better phone home ♪ 1236 01:19:28,566 --> 01:19:31,288 ♪ See you sitting in the kitchen now all year long ♪ 1237 01:19:31,288 --> 01:19:34,251 ♪ Guitar man, you better phone home ♪ 1238 01:19:34,251 --> 01:19:36,653 ♪ Knowing there's at least a little girl all alone ♪ 1239 01:19:36,653 --> 01:19:41,653 ♪ Better phone home ♪ 1240 01:19:41,895 --> 01:19:46,895 ♪ Better phone home ♪ 1241 01:19:49,171 --> 01:19:52,117 ♪ I'm behind your back, hands on the hood ♪ 1242 01:19:52,117 --> 01:19:54,929 ♪ And get up against the wall ♪ 1243 01:19:54,929 --> 01:19:57,531 ♪ Break it to them gently, break it to them hard ♪ 1244 01:19:57,531 --> 01:20:00,387 ♪ Break it to them sideways before it gets dark ♪ 1245 01:20:00,387 --> 01:20:03,072 ♪ Break the to them right there in the yard ♪ 1246 01:20:03,072 --> 01:20:07,739 ♪ Take it, shake it, break it right off ♪ 1247 01:20:20,704 --> 01:20:23,854 ♪ So get your freak on, better think twice ♪ 1248 01:20:23,854 --> 01:20:26,184 ♪ Baby's coming over so you better be nice ♪ 1249 01:20:26,184 --> 01:20:29,204 ♪ Get your freak on, on and on ♪ 1250 01:20:29,204 --> 01:20:31,594 ♪ Mama's little baby dances all night long ♪ 1251 01:20:31,594 --> 01:20:36,594 ♪ Get your freak on ♪ 1252 01:20:36,975 --> 01:20:39,975 ♪ Get your freak on ♪ 88195