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Shut the hell up.

Oh.

Make all these noises.

What? I'm so bored.

Why are you so bored?

Dude, I'm not dramatic. I just... I've been grounded forever.

Like... It's been like a week.

Yeah, a week too long. Like, what am I supposed to do?

I have like one more week left.

It's so unfair.

You should just stay in the house and be grounded.

And learn your lesson.

There was no lesson that either of you learned. I was just having fun with

friends. Is that such a big deal?

You snuck out of the house, like, twice.

You stole, like, $200 from Mom's purse to buy drugs.

It's not that serious.

That is serious. It's bad.

Whatever.

I still think it's unfair.

I already did a week's time. Like, shouldn't that be enough?

I think two weeks is, like, not that bad for the stuff you did.

You should go to, like, some, like, boarding school, to be honest.

That was rude.

Shut up. Like, I don't want a stepsister who's, like, a criminal, but that's

just what I have to deal with.

Whatever. It's not like, I don't know, it's not like I got caught by the

It was just me.

Well, not yet.

Probably soon.

Shut up.

The people you're hanging out with.

Whatever.

I don't... Oh, my God.

Yes!

Hey, do you think Mom's going to stay out late tonight?

I mean, she's probably working late.

Really? Yeah.

I might sneak this guy in tonight.

What?

Yeah.

You're not going to sneak a guy in.

He's so cute.

You wouldn't tell Mom, would you?

Yes, I would tell Mom.

Shut up. No, you wouldn't. I know the kind of guys you like. He probably would

steal my PS5 or something.

Oh, you're so dramatic.

I'm just realistic.

You're being boneless for a sneaker guy. Are you crazy?

I have to.

Why do you have to? Why?

I've been so horny. Like, I need this.

Don't take this away from me.

That's gross.

What's wrong with you?

Come on.

Just like... A girl needs to have a little fun.

You can't go, like, two weeks without, like, having sex with some dude.

Just jerk off like a normal person. I can't jerk off.

I don't have a penis.

Does it look like I have a penis?

Yeah, no. Rub your fingers on it. I don't know what girls do. Whatever.

You're so boring. Just let me have a little fun.

No.

Well, like, what am I supposed to do? Like, I have to have sex with somebody.

Nobody here has a penis. That's why I have to sneak some guy in.

I have a penis.

Well, like, no shit, but you're my big brother.

Yeah, obviously.

I'm just being stupid.

I don't want to have sex.

It's ridiculous.

Well, if it, like, accidentally happened, like...

Nobody would find out, right?

What are you talking about?

Like, I don't know. Nobody would, like, know if

it were to happen.

If it were to happen?

I mean, if I had sex with my big brother.

What the fuck?

Aren't I right?

I'm right. You know I'm right.

Nobody would even know.

I don't know if anybody would know. That wouldn't have happened. It's like

insane.

I mean... Matter of fact, like...

How big is it?

How big is what?

Your penis.

You want to know how big my wiener is? Yeah.

Let me see it.

Let me see it.

What do you mean you want to see it?

Let me see it. It's fine.

Hey. You're really hard.

So what? This isn't... Oh, my gosh.

It's big.

I didn't tell you you could touch it.

Come on. Let me borrow it.

What do you mean borrow it? It's a penis. You can just borrow a penis.

What if we could, like, you know, pretend we're other people, like...

We're not other people. What does that even mean?

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

I'm going to just stay over here.

And, you know, like, if a penis happens to be inside me, then... Oops.

This is not... That's not going to work.

You think I'm just going to stick my penis inside my little sister? That's

crazy.

Mom, nobody's ever going to know it.

Just let me borrow it.

You think that the deep relief inch is going to work?

Of course it will.

You think I'm just going to put my wiener inside you?

Yeah.

Come on, why don't you just pretend it's like... It's not my sister, it's just

somebody else. No, just pretend it's someone else.

I wish I still told them. They could buy it better.

No, no one's gonna know.

I needed this.

Hey, you're supposed to be pretending some people are supposed to be talking.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Hey,

you're not supposed to say stuff like that.

Who cares?

Let's see if that's what I got.

It's so bad.

Yes, it's really bad.

Oh my gosh.

It's so hard.

Pretty hard, I guess.

You're just like this because you don't like breaking the rules or anything.

You know I'm a bad girl.

Oh, fuck.

Won't come as much.

Thank you.