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Well, see you next year,
Donovan.
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And, Jayden, when I figure out
who broke your candy cane,
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there will be hell to pay.
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Aw. It's always so sad when the
Christmas decorations come down.
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You know, what's really sad
is that it's almost March.
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(laughs)
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Yeah, well, don't remind me.
All this time,
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and I still have gotten no
nibbles on my job applications.
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I keep telling you, you've got
to zhuzh up your résumé a bit.
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Well, you know, you say "zhuzh,"
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but what you really mean is
"lie."
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Still feel terrible about
shrinking the font size to 11.
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Come on, babe.
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You're up against people
who are embellishing
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the hell
out of their achievements,
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and your résumé--
it's just so honest.
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(stammers)
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Look at this. Look at this.
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He has a section
called "Weaknesses."
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Car sickness?
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In case they wanted to carpool.
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Mrs. B,
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thanks for lending us Terrence.
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Oh, no, no, no!
Don't put him there!
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Uh-uh, girl.
Him and Jimmy got beef.
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No, no, no. I got you,
I got you, I got you.
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Dave, your competition
is making up
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all kinds of stuff
on their résumé.
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If you want to make an honest
living, you gonna have to lie.
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I guess you make a good point.
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The good point I've been making
for four months?
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You know, Calvin, you're right.
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Maybe I do need to
zhuzh it up a little.
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He didn't even say "zhuzh."
I said "zhuzh."
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I have to say,
I'm on Team Calvin.
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You mean Team Gemma!
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Whoa.
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You wouldn't believe how much
I embellished my résumé.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you saying I hired you
off a zhuzhed-up résumé?
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Too late.
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I have your grandbaby.
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(laughing)
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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Oh, my God. Gemma!
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They just dropped a clip
from the new episode
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of Trophy Divas of Brentwood.
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-(gasps)
-Okay.
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-Savannah took muscle relaxants.
-Uh-huh. (gasps)
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She drove her Cybertruck
into Sephora.
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(gasps)
Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
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Sephora the store
or Sephora the housewife?
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-Bitch, both.
-Oh, my God.
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Okay, no, no, no, no.
No more spoilers.
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Let's go watch. Let's go watch.
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Dave. Dave.
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-Guess who just called.
The jeweler.
-(sighs)
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You didn't let me guess.
You know I love to guess.
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I'm sorry, man.
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But Courtney's engagement ring
is finally ready.
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(chuckles)
Operation Proposal is underway.
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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Now I got to pick the perfect
day to pop the question.
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What do you think
of a prime number date?
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To show that
we can't be divided.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Hey, Dad, uh,
can you just sign this?
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Yeah, sure. What is it?
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Um, the usual.
No need to bother reading it.
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I already, uh, read it for you.
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In that case,
I definitely want to read it.
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Hey, Grover, you have played
this very badly.
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Um, it just says I don't have
to do PE because of my asthma.
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Oh, been there. I know exactly
how you feel. (chuckles)
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No, you don't.
He doesn't have asthma.
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What? Little boy,
that is stolen valor.
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Look, let's not argue over
who does and doesn't have asthma
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when all you have to do
is sign your name right there,
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and then I get a free period.
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Okay, Grover,
that would be a lie.
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What? Everybody does it.
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Charlie said he was allergic
to his own sweat,
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and Jacob claimed a religious
exemption to volleyball.
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I don't care what everyone does.
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Honesty matters, and the truth
will always come out.
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Remember this:
Real eyes realize real lies.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
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Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna slow it down.
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Real eyes
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realize
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real lies.
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I realize
I should have asked Mom.
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Okay, close your eyes
and open your mouth.
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Mmm. I'm gonna say toro.
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-What part of the toro?
-The belly.
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Hey, you're getting good
at this.
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(laughs)
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Well, we do sit here every night
and play "guess the sushi."
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Mercedes, we've been going out
for the last two months,
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and you know, we have
never actually gone out.
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Uh, we go out. We've gone out to
the patio to meet the sushi guy.
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Look, come on, Sadie.
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(sighs)
Okay.
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I know it's not ideal,
but as soon as we go out,
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everything will change.
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People will recognize me
and they'll swarm us
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and they'll take our picture
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and you can kiss
your private life goodbye.
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Look, I don't want that, but...
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keeping me hidden away like
this, I feel like a side piece.
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Oh, come on, Malcolm.
You're my only piece.
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No. No.
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No, see, you kissing me
like this
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will not make these... (grunts)
issues go away.
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Okay.
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Yup. I... (sighs)
What were we talking about?
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(sighs)
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(clicks tongue)
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Okay.
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Done. No! Too obvious.
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(sighs)
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Oh.
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(laughs)
She plays chess, you idiot.
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(gasps)
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Hey-hey-hey.
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Look who's home early.
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Yup. And I don't have to pick
Daphne up from day care
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for another 20 minutes.
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-Oh. Really?
-Really.
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So, I was thinking we could get
into a little afternoon delight.
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Oh.
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No, no, no, no.
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No?
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No. No. Uh...
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Not, not on the couch. The bed.
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-(chuckles)
-(sighs)
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So much for spontaneity.
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Uh, well, not on the bed,
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under the bed.
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-(gasps) What?
-(chuckles)
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Yeah. Look, you said you wanted
spontaneity. Let's go.
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-Okay.
-(laughs)
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All right!
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This is what I'm talking about.
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This is a well-zhuzhed résumé.
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Well, a lot of good
it's doing me.
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All these jobs are just out
of my reach, li-like this one--
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background in conflict mediation
and therapy.
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Okay, great,
but it's with the L.A. Rams.
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Rams?
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Yeah.
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What's the but? I mean,
there is no but, Dave.
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The "but" is, it says
"Football experience a must."
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(laughing):
Oh, Dave, come on.
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"Football experience
a must," man.
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That could mean anything.
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I think it means I must have
football experience.
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I mean, well,
you played football, right?
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-No.
-In middle school.
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Nope. The only sports
my mom allowed me to play
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were coed badminton and soccer.
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Dave, what does the rest
of the world call soccer?
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-Football.
-Boom.
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(laughs)
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There's your
football experience.
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I guess you could make
that case, but, Calvin...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, Dave,
no more buts.
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Come on, man.
This is a great job for you.
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You'll be doing what you love.
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You'll be providing
for your family.
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That is true.
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And it comes with great perks
for you... and me.
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Last season I had a vendor--
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they took me to their
luxury box at SoFi Stadium.
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(sighs)
Dave, it was paradise.
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You and me
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hanging out in a luxury box.
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Yeah, man,
and-and-and-and, Dave...
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(laughs)
That dessert cart,
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-all the churros
you could eat, baby.
-Churros?
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-Say no more. Game on.
-Let's go.
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All right, what we watching?
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-Oh, my God.
-(sighs)
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We have finished Netflix.
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-Come on.
-No, baby, look.
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Already watched, already
watched, already watched.
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It doesn't even have
suggestions.
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Okay, uh...
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Let's do it.
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Get Hulu?
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Let's get out of here.
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Wait. Really?
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Yeah, but it's got
to be someplace
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that no one would ever
look for me.
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Actually, I know
a secluded place
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right here in Venice.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
(laughs)
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Now come on
before you change your mind.
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-(sighs)
-(chuckles)
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And, hey, look, trust me,
we will be inconspicuous.
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Mmm.
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-Ah!
-Unity!
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(both laugh)
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(stammers)
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Shh, shh. Be cool.
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-Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
-I am cool.
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Okay, what-what was that shot?
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Well, this was
very cheap tequila.
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(laughs)
Ding, ding, ding.
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I told you, see,
"guess the shot"
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is a lot more fun
than "guess the sushi."
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-Hello, Lenny.
Thank you, Leonard.
-MERCEDES: Be cool.
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(both laughing)
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(phone camera clicks)
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Oh, my God, did you see
the headline
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on Entertainment Tonight?
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"Mercedes' Mystery Man"?
Of course!
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-(laughs)
-Okay?
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-I have theories.
-Me, too.
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It's got to be the tennis
instructor from season three.
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You saw the way
he restrung her racket.
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No way she's dating
some hourly worker.
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Oh, my God.
You don't think it could be
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Savannah's hot stepson?
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(chuckles)
Tina, her stepson is gay.
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Mercedes' first husband was gay.
That's her type.
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Eh.
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(gasps)
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Have you asked Malcolm?
He knows her.
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Uh-bup-bup-bup-bup.
Adding him now.
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-(squeals)
-(line rings)
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-(grunting)
-Oh.
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Mama? Hey, um, good morning.
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Malcolm, are you hungover?
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Yeah, you look horrible. Ugh.
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What is Gemma doing here?
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We want answers.
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Who is the mystery man?
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(groans, stammers)
What are you talking about?
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-(gasps) He hasn't seen it yet.
-It's all over the Internet.
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Mercedes was seen at some
restaurant with a new guy.
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-She was?
-Ugh.
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Who is he? Spill it.
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Oh, so-so-so you can't tell
who it is?
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-Ugh.
-He's a mystery man, duh.
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-Duh.
-(chuckles)
249
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,538
Mm-hmm.
250
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,244
Uh, wh-wh-whose foot is that?
251
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,749
Mine.
252
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,353
I'm doing yoga.
253
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,890
Y'all messing up my chi.
I got to go.
254
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,592
-(phone chimes)
-He was useless.
255
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,329
But flexible.
256
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,398
Calvin.
257
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,001
Calvin. The guy
from the Rams responded.
258
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,369
He wants to Zoom with me
about the job. ASAP.
259
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,871
Oh, man, that's great.
260
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,540
Yeah, yeah, but... I have
no idea what I'm gonna say.
261
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,776
Zhuzhing a résumé is one thing,
262
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,946
but a live interview?
That's zhuzh-proof.
263
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,816
I don't know the first thing
about football.
264
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,450
I don't know when they kick.
I don't know why they kick.
265
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,121
Okay. (stammers)
Dave, just calm down, all right?
266
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,957
It's a remote job interview.
267
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,993
I can just stand
outside the camera
268
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,496
and coach you,
like a defensive coordinator.
269
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,799
Is that who decides
when they kick?
270
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,003
Baby.
271
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,504
-(both laugh)
-Good morning.
272
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,707
Not as good as...
yesterday afternoon.
273
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:59,847
I was finding dust bunnies
in my pants all day.
274
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,182
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
275
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,483
(both laugh)
276
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,419
We should really use
the Swiffer under there.
277
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,621
Mm.
278
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,923
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,
279
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,993
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
280
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,463
Since when do you eat
Frankenflakes with ScaryBerries?
281
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,232
I don't, but I'm out
of raisin bran, so...
282
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,001
Ah-da-da.
283
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,335
(laughs)
284
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,438
-It's mine.
-So?
285
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,174
(yelps, laughs)
286
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,209
You wouldn't like it. It...
287
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,678
it's so fruity, it's scary.
288
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,847
Fine. I'll have yogurt.
289
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,215
Okay.
290
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:43,924
Ah, you know what? (laughs)
I am being selfish.
291
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,294
Here you go. (laughs) Enjoy.
292
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,967
GRAHAM (on Zoom):
A lot of people think,
293
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,836
offseason, must be
pretty easy right now.
294
00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,173
Fact is, for those of us
off the field,
295
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,741
it's the busiest time of year.
296
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,378
So you guys
aren't playing right now.
297
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,281
I like a guy who doesn't
take himself too seriously.
298
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,984
Now we're just looking forward
to this year's draft.
299
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,852
What do you think
of this kid Brottmiller?
300
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,722
Br-Brottmiller. Uh...
301
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,725
Yeah, he... (chuckles)
he has got an arm.
302
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,393
(stammers)
And he, uh,
303
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,995
he runs.
304
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,231
Out of his pocket.
305
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,367
You know your stuff.
306
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,903
Maybe we should hire you
as a scout.
307
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,539
You know, I was actually
a Boy Scout.
308
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,809
Yeah, th-that's on your résumé.
309
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,380
Speaking of which,
football experience.
310
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,649
Tell me, what position
did you play?
311
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:46,086
Position? Well, I was a...
312
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,587
I was a strong...
313
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,589
safe...
314
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,760
Tea. I was a strong safety.
315
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,795
Would've guessed punter.
316
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,398
But great.
317
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,067
The fact that
you work in mediation
318
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,069
and you're a therapist?
319
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,770
That's what we're looking for.
320
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,305
All right, next step,
321
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,208
we're gonna loop in Tim
and the training staff.
322
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,909
I'll send you a link
later today.
323
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,780
Okay, great.
Uh, looking forward to it.
324
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,115
Thank you.
325
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,116
(laptop chimes)
326
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,018
-We did it.
-Yeah, baby.
327
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,619
(both laughing)
328
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,123
David, you just nailed it, man.
329
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,793
-Oh, God.
-I can already taste
those churros in the luxury box.
330
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,228
(gasps)
So it went well?
331
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,231
Gemma, it was a field goal.
332
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,868
Do we really have to play catch?
333
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,438
Yes. What's more American
than a father and son
334
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,773
tossing around the old pigskin?
335
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,409
That was a pig?
336
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,112
I have no idea.
337
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,080
Now come on, go long.
338
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,183
Grover, you're gonna need
this practice for PE. Now hut.
339
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,684
-You got this.
340
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,720
-(mutters)
-(shrieks)
341
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,490
You threw that right at me.
342
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,760
-Did you just hit my truck?
-No, no, no.
343
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,396
D-Did you just hit my truck?
Dave, did you just hit my truck?
344
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,332
No. Cal-Cal-Calvin. Calvin.
345
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,867
I was just trying
to teach football to Grover.
346
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,470
Well, that's nice, but
347
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,940
how about we focus on things
we can actually achieve?
348
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,942
Like you getting this job.
349
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,444
Well, I'm feeling
pretty good about it.
350
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,679
Well, feeling pretty good
is not good enough, Dave.
351
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,848
You got to ace
this interview, man.
352
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,550
C-Come on, name some players.
353
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,118
Easy. Travis Kelce.
354
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:29,289
Okay, name any player that's
not engaged to Taylor Swift.
355
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,858
I got nothing.
356
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,528
Dave, you got to pretend
like you know this stuff.
357
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,165
Wait, so I can't fake asthma
to get out of sports,
358
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,733
but you can lie
to get into them?
359
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,470
Well, Grover,
it's not the same thing.
360
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,207
-Why not?
-Okay, well, superficially,
sure, yes,
361
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,076
but when you're an adult,
362
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,544
you will learn the difference
between real lies
363
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,914
and lies you don't even
realize are lies.
364
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,417
Dave, what the hell
are you saying?
365
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,019
He's saying adults can lie
and kids can't.
366
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,554
Well, exactly.
367
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,257
(chuckles)
Go on now.
368
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,429
Some of the earliest memories
I have with my dad,
369
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,930
watching those Chiefs.
370
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,266
Now Travis Kelce's team.
371
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,737
Well, Dave, clearly you are
a great fit for the job.
372
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,972
We just want to...
373
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,674
Was that your boy?
374
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,144
Hey, little man.
375
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,114
Uh, hello.
376
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,748
How you doing, son?
377
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,752
So, are you a third-generation
football fan, huh?
378
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,323
You bet he is.
379
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,926
Yes. Uh...
380
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,494
Football is my favorite.
381
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:45,098
I... (chuckles)
Just the way the players...
382
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,635
uh, run, the way
they throw the ball,
383
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,437
you know, and they sometimes
384
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,639
catch it. Uh...
385
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,474
Well...
386
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,875
I-I just try to,
387
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,345
I just try to catch
as many games as I can.
388
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,654
You must be a proud dad.
389
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,589
Yeah. Um...
390
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,626
I am a proud dad, and...
391
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,264
I would like to stay that way.
392
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,898
Um, listen,
393
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,833
Graham, I'm gonna be
honest with you.
394
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,504
I've actually never played...
395
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,710
I want those churros, Dave.
396
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,546
-(both laughing)
-Yes.
397
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,748
-Congratulations, man.
-(both shushing)
398
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,117
Listen, Courtney is a keeper.
399
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,919
-Yeah. Thanks, big bro.
-Yeah.
400
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,622
-You're welcome.
-And thank you
for holding the ring.
401
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,890
Of course, man.
402
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,592
Does this smell
like ScaryBerries?
403
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,162
(sighs)
Yes. Yes. It's a long story.
404
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,831
I am telling you, man,
there is no safe place
405
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,833
in this house.
This woman is everywhere.
406
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,202
-Hello.
-(both scream)
407
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,304
-Wow!
-She's omnipresent!
408
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,505
Oh, you dropped something.
409
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,006
-(screams) No, no, no, no, no.
-Oh!
410
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,209
-(laughs) No, it's just, um...
-Whoa.
411
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,212
It's-it's-it's just,
it's very, very
412
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,646
-personal.
-Yeah.
413
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,715
-Oh. Say no more.
-Yeah.
414
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,750
He's extremely constipated.
415
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,785
It's his fiber supplement pills.
416
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,054
-He all locked up in here.
-(laughs)
417
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,323
She said, "Say no more."
418
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,690
-Yes, she did.
-Yeah.
419
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,559
Oh, Malcolm, it is nothing
to be ashamed of.
420
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,895
I'm gonna make you
a kiwi smoothie, but
421
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,665
you better not have any plans.
422
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,268
(laughs)
423
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,002
You owe me so big.
424
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,879
Calvin, I can't help but feel
like I let you down
425
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,214
by not getting that job.
426
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,683
Yeah, because
you did let me down, Dave.
427
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,519
Okay, well, I can look my son
in the eye
428
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,421
and know that
I set a good example.
429
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,223
I'm comfortable
with my decision.
430
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,792
Well, not as comfortable
as we would've been
431
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,594
in that luxury box.
432
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,365
Dave, don't worry.
You'll get the next one.
433
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,866
I know I will, and... (sighs)
434
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,434
Gemma, I don't want you
to feel bad.
435
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,838
I know you meant well when you
told me to lie on my résumé.
436
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,311
Wait. Now I get the credit?
437
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,680
I mean, what were you
thinking, Gemma?
438
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,517
Hey, Gemma, E.T. is back on.
439
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,119
KEVIN FRAZIER (over TV):
And Trophy Diva of Brentwood
440
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,289
Mercedes Selznick
was out on the town,
441
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:26,359
canoodling with this
tall drink of water.
442
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,796
And all of Mercedes Nation
wants to know:
443
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,731
who is this new boy toy?
444
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:35,335
-Uh... Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
-What?
445
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,572
Oh, my God.
446
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,341
That's Malcolm.
447
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,679
(scoffs) Please. That blur?
You can't even see a face.
448
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:50,016
I don't need to see a face.
Look, the-the ear,
449
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,551
that walk.
450
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,253
That ain't no damn boy toy!
451
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,255
That's my baby!
452
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,632
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453
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