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Oh no, It's you people.

Nice to see You too margaret.

Margaret sweitzer, you Have a right to remain

Silent.

I know my Rights, you don't have to

Read them to me again.

Anyways, I've already told You everything I know.

We think you Know more margaret.

We think you have Information that could

Help us out.

You can help Yourself, quite literally.

And the assistant u.S.

Attorney is willing to Work with you if you work

With us.

We know you didn't Make all those counterfeit

Postal money orders.

In fact I'm guessing you Didn't make any of them.

You don't Know anything about me.

Well we know Someone tried to use one

Of your money orders Yesterday, and yet you

Were in here.

So who's doing it?

Who are you working with?...

...You know there's one of Two ways this can go.

I'm not Talking to you.

Just know that Right now we are running

The prints on those fake Money orders and we're

Going to come up with Something, or someone.

You're in here Until you post bail or

Until your Hearing comes up.

And you realize of course That cooperation is one of

The many factors Considered in sentencing.

I haven't been Convicted of anything.

I'll tell you like I told The judge, I didn't know

They were fake.

And yet you were Caught with hundreds of

Them in your gym bag.

Come on margaret, the Sooner you talk the sooner

You get out of here.

I can stand a Few more nights in here.

Besides, the food is Better than my own

Cooking.

Have you seen This abomination?

J.U. Logo a no-go,

What does that mean?

A growing contingent Of jamestown students have

Voiced their support for Changing the school logo

From an image of the Whitehouse to the more

Generic letters j and u.

Well why would They want to do that?

The student group Is led by candidate for

Student body president Stacey pierce who claims

The logo is not inclusive Of all students and

Therefore should be Updated to reflect a more

Modern sensibility.

So a j and a u.

How exciting.

Better get used To it, stacey's a shoe-in.

She's been elected President every year since

Middle school.

The jamestown logo Has been around for over

100 years.

Well I actually Kind of agree with her.

I mean what's the Harm in making a change?

You Can't be serious?

Well yeah, I Mean jamestown can use a

Makeover, right?

Wrong.

Pillars forever.

Okay, well why You guys are coming up

With campaign slogans I'm headed to poly-psy.

Chow.

See ya.

Huh, a political Disagreement, I did not

See that coming.

She's right about One thing, stacey pierce

Is a political dynamo.

If only we could find Someone to run against

Her.

There's Gotta be somebody.

No.

No, no way.

No.

Come on.

Let's take to the streets, Ruffle some feathers.

Noah, I already Have way too much on my

Plate, okay?

And the registration Deadline already passed,

It's too late.

Nope, you just Need 60 students to sign a

Petition.

Can't I Just write like a

Strongly-worded letter?

A letter?

Come on man, you've got More than that in you.

I see greatness in you.

Like a young Dwight eisenhower.

I like ike.

You know, I am Pretty sure that we went

Through all this evidence On the first pass.

Is there something you Think we're missing?

There's gotta be Something in here that

Connects margaret To another suspect.

Start digging.

No, it's just Shoes and clothes.

Those are Some loud shoes.

Yeah.

I told you We'd find something.

I think these are Gym locker keys.

What gave it away?

Fitness and frolics.

Let's hit the gym.

56, 57, 58, 59, 60.

That's all the signatures We need to get you on the

Ballot.

Okay remember, This is just the first

Step though.

We still need to Strategize a campaign,

Make posters, buttons.

A slogan: wainwright Is the right choice.

Press “yes” for “pres.” done.

Yeah, something In that neighborhood.

Look, if we're gonna win This thing we've got to

Bring our a-game.

We're gonna be running Against stacey pierce.

Is fierce.

Sorry, I'm just Used to her slogan.

She's won so many times It's like auto-complete at

This point.

Exactly.

People think of her as a Foregone conclusion; they

Can see it coming Right around the corner.

You might not see This coming around the

Corner.

Hey, whoa, whoa V, what are you doing?

I'm supporting Stacey, what are you

Doing?

I'm Running against stacey.

Are you really Gonna pick her over me?

Well after we Talked about the logo I

Looked at her platform And I actually agree with

Everything stacey's Fighting for this year.

Yeah, but...

There's nothing Wrong with a robust

Debate, it's nothing Personal - it's politics.

Hey boss, here's The membership list from

The gym.

That locker was rented To a harvey fletcher.

Anything in it?

No, it was empty.

But we did get a billing Address for the joint

Membership that he shared With our favorite inmate

Margaret sweitzer.

Well now We're getting somewhere.

Let's run him through the Dmv, get an address and

Send a team over there.

Hopefully he'll have more To tell us than his gym

Partner.

Hopefully.

In closing, a Vote for me is a vote for

Change.

So let's start by changing The jamestown logo which

Represents all of us, To an image that better

Reflects the modernization Of our dominant paradigm.

Let me Respond to that.

Look, I'm all for Modernization, but let's

Not lose sight of the Great jamestown legacy

That's represented Students for over a

Century.

Let's honor that tradition By leaving our logo alone

And putting more effort Into providing equal

Services for all students; Even non-traditional ones.

What's the latest?

Oh, well, the bad News is I was unable to

Talk to harvey fletcher.

The good news is the Reason I was unable to

Speak with him was the Address we got from the

Gym is a vacant lot.

Phony address?

Sounds like more bad news.

Did you run him Through the national crime

Information center?

I did, no warrants.

So then I ran him through The credit bureaus and I

Got his social Security number.

And?

Plot thickens.

Like Grandma's gravy.

Now that number is Assigned to a teenager

Living in kansas city Who's not even old enough

To have a Driver's license.

So who is Our harvey fletcher?

Hey preston, Nice job today.

It's always cute to see New kids dabble in student

Government.

Hey thanks Stacey, I figured a little

Revolution is a good thing From time to time, changes

Up the status quo; Especially when it's not

Working.

You know she's Right; you gave a great

Speech today.

Thank you.

You know we've got a Whole campaign strategy...

No, don't tell her Anything, she's working

For the enemy.

The enemy?

Give me a break.

Well, you Are campaigning for my

Opponent.

I mean isn't it a little Weird that you're rooting

Against your Boyfriend?....Best

Friend...One of Your best friends.

I wouldn't be Unhappy if you won, I just

Prefer stacey's Views on school policy.

You're just Philabustering.

What's that in Your back preston?

Oh, it's a knife!

I believe this belongs To you philabusted.

When we get to The jail let's act like we

Already know harvey and Margaret are a couple.

Well yeah, 'cause, You know, joining the gym

Together, That's a big deal.

Kind of like Letting someone drive...

...My bet is he's making The fake money orders and

Using her as the face to Cash them thinking they

Won't trace back to him.

Yeah, especially Since he's using a fake

Identity.

Exactly.

You know, I Just don't get it.

This guy can get a woman To go to jail for him and

I can't get a woman to...

Join a Gym with you?

I'm not ready for That kind of commitment.

Is there Someone special mitch?

That's classified.

Stacey's Trending with women and

International students.

She posted a picture of The ethiopian student

Cooking club and Almost got 400 likes.

Dude, nobody Cares about that stuff

It's not real; this isn't A popularity contest.

Are you serious?

Popularity and democracy Go together like...Like

Peas and carrots.

Whoever's the most liked Gets the most votes, duh.

Okay, Who's brandon got?

He's doing well with Intellectuals, gamers and

Out-of-staters.

Doesn't Leave much for me.

You've got small Pockets for fraternity

Brothers and Sorority sisters.

We just gotta work on Bringing your overall

Numbers up.

What About athletes?

Those you do have.

Okay, That's something.

Not exactly.

Okay, That's something.

Not exactly.

It's the badminton team And that's only 4 people.

I've never Heard of harvey fletcher.

Really?

'cause our records Indicate that you shared a

Gym membership, Does that ring a bell?

I don't know What you're talking about.

Well what we know Is that you're in here and

He's out there.

He let you take The fall for him.

But what you don't know Margaret is that harvey

Fletcher lied to you.

He isn't who He says he is.

What Do you mean?

Harvey fletcher is A 14 year-old boy living

In kansas city.

Whoever your boyfriend Is he stole this kid's

Identity.

Oh but you probably Already knew that didn't

You?

He lied To you margaret.

You still want to Keep his secrets?

Okay, now I do Want my lawyer present.

I'm ready to talk.

I gotta admit, I Wasn't sure margaret was

Gonna come through for us.

There's no fury Like a margaret scorned.

Wow, this evidence we Pulled from harvey's house

Is pay dirt.

Paper stock, ink Cartridges, images of ben

Franklin.

Everything you need To make counterfeit money

Orders.

Right.

We need to pull all we Can from this evidence.

Can you make sure it gets Catalogued and sent over

To georgia?

I promised preston I'd be home for dinner.

Sure thing boss.

Thanks.

Picking up a pizza?

Please, I know My way around a kitchen.

And that's Why a vote for preston

Wainwright is Responsible change.

Moderate change.

Just plain old change.

Loose change...Something.

Hey.

Hey.

How's the future Leader of the free campus?

I'm trying to Rebrand myself 'cause my

Numbers are weak.

I'm currently Pulling in 2nd.

That's great.

Out of 3.

Ooh...

Yeah.

Honestly I'm wondering if I should just drop out,

Quit the campaign.

Wow, that's a word I've never heard from you

Preston, you're Not a quitter.

Well, I'm Starting to think this

Whole logo issue isn't Much of a platform to run

On.

It's driving a wedge Between the students, it's

Driving a wedge Between veronica and I.

Ah ha.

And I'm just Having a tough time with

The idea that someone who I care about and respect

So much can have such a Different opinion about

Something so important.

Do you have any Idea how self-centered

That sounds?

What?

Why?

Preston, you can't Expect your friends or

Your more than friends To agree with you on

Everything.

That's the great thing About getting close to

People, it forces you To look at issues from a

Different perspective.

I want to Quit because I don't

Like the game, that's why.

None of my friends play.

Alright, well Number one, we don't quit.

You made a commitment to The team, you're gonna

Follow through.

Number two, soccer is the Biggest sport in the world

And in my opinion One of the best.

You're insane.

Why would you wanna play a Sport where you can't use

Your hands?

Just 'cause we Disagree doesn't make me

Insane.

We disagree about this, We also disagree about how

Often you clean your room; Doesn't mean I don't love

You.

Alright, I get it.

Alright, so you're Gonna go to practice, then

You're gonna Clean your room.

I get it.

Good.

I'll tell you what, I will Cook dinner tonight so you

Can work on your speech.

Gee, thanks.

Half Pepperoni, half veggie.

Hey Boss, good morning.

Good morning.

Hey, the Prints came back from our

Dumpster dive at harvey Fletcher's house and we

Got a name.

It's bruce reigns.

That's great.

Well, it's not so Great for us or for bruce

'cause he's been Dead for 6 years.

So we've been Looking for a dead man?

Mmm hmm...And We found a dead end.

So harvey Fletcher is bruce reigns.

And bruce Reigns is dead.

Yet his fresh fingerprints Were found all over the

Counterfeiting evidence At harvey fletcher's

Apartment.

So, maybe bruce Reigns is not so dead.

It says here in the Police report that bruce

Reigns fell off his Brother's boat 6 years ago

And the body Was never found.

So I'm definitely Getting a pulse here.

Wait, wait, I Just saw...Bruce reign's

Brother trent took out a $1 million dollar life

Insurance policy less Than a month before bruce

Disappeared.

Definite signs of life.

Well let's bring in Brother trent to see if he

Can shed some light On this living ghost.

I love a Good ghost story.

When am I ever Going to use trigonometry

In real life?

Well, any Time you want to...

You might wanna Stop before you end up

With your foot in Your mouth...Literally.

Hey, can we Talk for a second?

As long as it Doesn't involve sine or

Cosine, sure.

It doesn't Involve either one of

Those things.

I just feel like maybe We've let...I guess I've

Let...This Election come between us.

Yeah, it's Been a little weird.

Yeah, I'm just Not used to us disagreeing

On this sort of thing, or Anything for that matter.

But I'm realizing there's Gonna be times where you

And I just don't see Eye-to-eye on things, and

That's okay.

I know.

That's what I was Trying to tell you.

So We're still cool?

Of course, cool.

Cool.

But You're still gonna lose.

Well, we'd like to Thank you mr. Reigns for

Coming in today.

We're sorry To bring up a painful

Subject, but we need to Ask you a few questions

About your brother bruce.

We understand he fell Overboard from your boat?

Yeah, I Saw him go under.

I couldn't get To him in time.

And you just Happened to have a $1

Million dollar life Insurance policy on him?

Well we Were business partners.

I took a policy out Because we would've lost

The business if Anything happened to him.

Did you Lose the business?

I'm no Longer in construction.

So what Happened to the money?

I don't Think that's any of your

Business.

You Might be right.

But insurance fraud is Our business when you send

Phony claims Through the mail.

And we have conclusive Evidence that your brother

Bruce is still alive And very, very busy.

See, you're Thinking that this

Interview is still about Your brother but we're

Looking at you too.

At the end of this Investigation someone is

Going to jail.

We're closing in on your Brother and you seem too

Smart not to know that Lying to federal agents is

A serious offense.

So what do you say?

You wanna start at the Beginning of this little

Seafaring yarn of yours?

After a tough Week of campaigning by all

Candidates the exit polls Show stacey pierce is

Leading while preston Wainwright is a close

Second.

Surprisingly brandon Turwillager trails

Wainwright by Only a few votes.

Right now it's Too close to call.

I can still Win this thing, right?

I mean I'm not That far behind.

Totally.

Plus, barely losing Isn't a bad thing.

Wow, your Confidence in me is

Inspiring.

No problem Buddy, I got ya.

We should Know the final numbers any

Moment now.

Housekeeping.

Bruce reigns?

Yeah, I'll Take that as a yes.

You're under Arrest for counterfeiting

Postal money orders.

Welcome back to Life bruce, behind bars.

And The results are in.

Wow, this...This Is a major upset.

Final polling shows

...Are you sure This is correct,

You checked these?

Okay, your new student Body president is

Brandon turwillager.

Apparently some Last-minute votes put him

Over the top.

Reporting for jamestown News, I'm veronica ruiz.

Chow.

Congrats brandon.

I don't get it.

I mean you win every year.

To be honest, that's Half the reason you got my

Support, you have The most experience.

How did brandon Get in first place?

Well according To this exit polling data

Only 2 percent of people Even cared about the logo

Issue.

Oh, well Where did brandon stand?

He never Brought it up.

So what did They care about?

Um...Everything But the logo.

Huh.

Well, we Gave it our best shot.

Thanks for Your help buddy.

No Problem, it was fun.

So when's the fundraiser?

Fundraiser?

No, no, the campaign is Over, why would we have a

Fundraiser?

To pay For 250 of these.

Postal Inspectors are making

Significant progress in Combating fraud involving

Counterfeit checks And money orders.

Scammers use sophisticated Software and printers to

Produce fake checks And financial documents.

The counterfeits often Lack security features,

But many are close enough To look legitimate and

Fool unwitting consumers And bank personnel.

You can always tell If a postal money order is

Real.

The telltale watermark of Benjamin franklin visible

When held to the light Runs through the white

Oval on the left front Side of the money order.

Counterfeit ones can't Duplicate a watermark.

Also, a dark security Thread with the letters

“u.S.P.S.” runs from the Top to bottom of the money

Order.

Verify those security Features to make sure you

Don't get scammed.