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[NBC fanfare]
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- Morning, everyone.
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- Good morning, Arthur Tobin.
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I'm just cooking
for my beloved family.
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- Look, I know
it's gonna take some time
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to get used to the cameras, but
you just have to do your best
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to forget that they're here.
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- Wait, does that
apply to everybody?
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Because I've been working on my
Jim from "The Office" looks,
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like...
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- Ha ha.
That's a good one.
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- Or like...
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- No, no, no! Don't zoom in.
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And don't cook breakfast
in a tuxedo.
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Here we are capturing truth.
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[smoke alarm beeping]
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Is that a turkey?
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- Oh, boy, don't film this.
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I have an amazing plan for
whenever something happens
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that I don't want in the movie.
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I just tell my phone
to play the Beatles,
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'cause that ain't
in the budget.
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- ♪ I like to kiss and hug
- ♪ Hug, hug, hug
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♪ You make me feel
so snug... ♪
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- You know what?
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I can't stay mad
when my favorite Beatles song
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is playing.
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- ♪ If you wanna hug me
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- ♪ Better say you love me
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both:
♪ With a little kiss or two
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- Yow!
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ The Fall and Rise
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♪ Of Reggie Dinkins
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- All right, a new day, another
fresh start with my dudes!
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No, I'm sorry.
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Point is, I'm excited.
- Me too, Arthur Tobin!
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We pull this off,
people gonna see me
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in a whole new light,
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like they did
after Pharrell's movie.
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Did you know he grew up LEGO?
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- And I know we all have
slightly different visions
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for the film.
- No, no, we trust you.
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You know, this could work
for all of us.
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I just don't want us
to come off
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like J.Lo in her documentary.
- Right.
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No Ben Affleck.
Good note.
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- If you need any help
with the old doc-a-rooney,
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I got a bunch of Reggie's
old stuff in the basement.
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I've actually spent
a lot of time
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organizing
the Reggie Dinkins library.
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It's got everything, from his
baby teeth to his wisdom teeth.
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Well, I mean...
[laughs]
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It's not just all teeth, obviously.
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You know, there's
football stuff in there, too,
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you know, like the gold tooth
that got knocked out.
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Dammit.
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- Right. Super.
Well, whatever the documentary
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ends up becoming,
we will discover it together,
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because the cameras
will be filming everything--
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both the highs and the lows.
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- Oh, you want bad stuff?
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Reggie Dinkins'll give you
plenty of that.
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- Wait, what'd I do?
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- You don't even know?!
That makes it so much worse.
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- Those actually did end up
being quite useful.
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- Why are we outside?
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I'm not moisturized for this.
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- Reggie, we both
want this to work.
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But Brina getting on you
like that is not the look.
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You have got to lock things
down in there.
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- Hey, I am very careful
about what I say on camera!
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I'm just saying,
it's still impressive
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he lost all that weight
eating Subway.
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Only thing that stops
a bad guy with a gun
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is an even worse guy
with two guns.
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Cleopatra--Black.
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Jesus--Black.
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George Washington--Black.
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- Just deal with it, okay?
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Go apologize to Brina
for whatever you did.
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We don't need that kind
of drama right now.
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- [sighs]
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I can't figure out
why Brina's mad at me.
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There isn't any birthdays or
anniversaries on the calendar.
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All the toilet seats are down.
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I didn't put any empty
cartons back in the fridge.
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And I haven't liked
any full-chested women's posts
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on Instagram.
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I even asked her Auntie Sheila,
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because Brina
tells her everything.
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- Even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell you.
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But let's talk about
why you're taking my niece
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to that filthy church.
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You know God don't like no--
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- She was busy.
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[telephone ringing]
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- Ashley?
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Are you gonna get that?
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- Oh, sorry,
um, my therapist told me
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I need to spend less time
on the phone.
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- Okay.
Thank you, Ashley.
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- Honestly, not a problem.
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- Okay, um, thank you
for this, Monica.
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I wanted to start
with you today
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in part because Reggie is--
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how do I say this--
still just doing the most.
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- Did he wear his tuxedo?
- He did.
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But you?
I mean, well, let me just say,
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I respect
a contemplative queen.
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- Uh-huh.
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- So...
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you were a Quincy Magoo Scholar
at Rutgers.
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First in your class at the
Wisconsin School of Business.
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But I don't want to talk to
Monica Reese-Dinkins just yet.
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I would like to start
off today by talking
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to little Mony Reese.
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[condescending tone]
Hi, sweetie.
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Are you excited
about all the stuff
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you're going to accomplish?
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- I'm not doing baby talks.
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But, yeah, sure.
I always had big dreams.
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If you think by staying quiet,
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I'm going to start talking
just to break the silence...
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- To be fair, that trick
really works on Rusty.
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- [crying] Why aren't you
saying anything?
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I hate this.
Are you mad at me?
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Okay, here's something.
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When I'm alone
I like to write rock raps.
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Fine, I'll do one.
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♪ I'm a lyrical,
spiritual miracle ♪
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♪ On the spherical Earth
since birth ♪
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♪ Where did you go?
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Please stop me.
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- And do I look like
Rusty Boyd to you?
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- [chuckles]
Um, you know what?
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Why don't we just get some air
for a minute?
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Interviews are like jazz.
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You have to improvise.
Feel it out.
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Like...
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[scatting]
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- Okay,
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you can stop looking
at me like that now.
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'Cause I got you this.
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Here. I'm sorry.
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- Does this mean you figured
out what you did wrong?
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- I was mean to you in a dream.
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I got you a purse, didn't I?
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- You always get me a purse.
Or shoes.
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Or you hire Flo Rida to come
and sing while I work out.
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But you never
actually apologize
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to me like you mean it.
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- She's got a point.
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My dad spent
his formative years
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being told
he could do no wrong.
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At Rutgers, they had to rename
an entire building,
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because he kept misreading
the sign.
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So he still has trouble
realizing when he messes up,
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but he wants everyone
to be happy.
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So, if you're mad at him,
he just buys you stuff.
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[chuckles]
It's dope.
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I mean, when my parents got
divorced, I got a crossbow.
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I was five!
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- It's not a real apology
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if you don't know
what you apologizing for.
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- Here's also a necklace.
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- [sighs]
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- C, you gotta be a bro.
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Help me out here.
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Find out what I did
so I can get out the doghouse.
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- Mm, I don't really want
to snitch.
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- I'll make it
worth your while.
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- Snitches get stitches, yo...
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specifically...
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these Abloh Off-Whites.
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Check out that stitching, huh?
[chuckles, smooches]
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- Look, Arthur,
if you think taking me
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back to the old neighborhood
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is gonna release
a flood of emotions, it's not.
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This place has changed.
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This was all empty lots
when I was growing up.
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This cell phone store?
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They used to sell landlines.
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I mean,
I barely even recognize--
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[gasps]
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The playground.
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It looks exactly the same.
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How?
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- It's landmarked,
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uh, because Nas lost
his virginity on the seesaw.
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- Oh.
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- Do you remember
making this mural?
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- Oh, my God.
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My handprints!
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Ohh.
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- [scatting]
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- How did you even
find this place?
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I haven't thought
about it in ages.
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- So I talked to your cousin.
- The nurse or the bitch?
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- I couldn't get in contact
with the bitch,
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but your cousin Roxy told me
all about double Dutch.
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- Yes!
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I used to come to this place
every day after school.
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I was always the jumper,
and I was good.
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Ha!
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Watch this.
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Hey!
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Hoo! Ha!
[chuckling]
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- And did little Mony Reese
ever imagine
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where her life would take her?
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Your marrying an NFL superstar,
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seeing the bright lights
of Buffalo, Cincinnati...
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Jacksonville.
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- Things changed so fast.
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[sighs]
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That first year in college,
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Reggie got famous like that.
[snaps]
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- Right. Yes, yes, the, uh--
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the famous
"Food Poisoning Game."
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- Remember the name
Reggie Dinkins, folks.
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The freshman is leading
Rutgers to a stunning upset
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over number two Penn State,
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all while battling
severe food poisoning.
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- [retching]
- Gross, Jimmy!
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- You said it, Brian.
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- Right.
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The "Food Poisoning Game."
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- What's that?
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Why the air quotes?
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- Hey, didn't you say earlier
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you wanted to talk
to little Mony?
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How widdle were you thinking?
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Ga-ga, goo-goo.
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Eh?
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[cheering on TV]
- Hey, man.
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Turns out Bikini Crab
on "Masked Singer"
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was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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- Huh. How did you know
it was me?
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- TV off.
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[TV clicks off]
Brina, please,
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I cannot handle you
icing me out like this.
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Or dressing like that.
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It leaves so much
to the imagination,
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and you know I don't got
a good imagination!
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- Well, you don't deserve
to see what's under here.
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- Look, I know
what I did wrong,
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and if you're really upset
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about me starting
the dishwasher
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while you were still eating
your breakfast,
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I guess I'm sorry.
- Finally.
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- But God forbid you hand-wash
your own cereal bowl.
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You should be happy
I do dishes at all.
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I'm rich, I'm old,
I don't have to do anything,
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so it's really dumb of you
to get mad about it.
255
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:12,741
- Oh, my God!
You are the worst at apologies.
256
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:15,178
- [sighs] You want me
to call Flo Rida?
257
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,745
- What's the point?
258
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,139
No matter how good I apologize,
it's never good enough.
259
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:22,316
After the whole gambling thing,
I begged for forgiveness.
260
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,057
And what did it get me?
261
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:27,147
"Time's" Man of the Year...
262
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,976
but like
when they gave it to Hitler.
263
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,281
- Yeah...
264
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,544
Yeah, you apologized
real good back then.
265
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:36,635
- Reggie, you let
a lot of people down.
266
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,549
What do you want
to say to them?
267
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,421
- I guess I'm sorry
if anybody's dumb enough
268
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,552
to be offended,
269
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,293
but I didn't do anything wrong.
270
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:46,166
You should be happy you getting
to watch me play football.
271
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,342
But I apologize or whatever.
272
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,649
Here you go, baby.
273
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,260
- Rose gold hardware, nice.
274
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,915
But that's not much
of an apology.
275
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,438
Oh, where you going?
276
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,831
Where is he going?
277
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,746
- And that's one
of the better ones.
278
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,357
You told Ann Curry
that it wasn't you who gambled.
279
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,619
It was The One-Armed Man.
280
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,099
- It worked in "The Fugitive."
281
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,753
- It didn't.
He went to jail.
282
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,145
- Fine.
283
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,017
What do you want from me?
284
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,845
I said I'm sorry.
285
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:16,979
And we all know that an apology
wouldn't have changed anything,
286
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,894
no matter how I said it.
287
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,854
I devoted my whole life
to entertaining you people.
288
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,594
Are you not entertained?!
289
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,466
- "Gladiator."
Nice.
290
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,729
- The only thing this country
loves more than a hero
291
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,558
is tearing one down.
- Mm-hmm.
292
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,038
Tiger Woods, y'all.
293
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,823
- Can't believe we talking
about gambling in 2026!
294
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,434
When everybody has a casino
in their pocket now.
295
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,350
- Oh, he's talking
about your phone, sheep.
296
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,700
And guess what.
297
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,702
There's probably a racial
component to this mess--
298
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,573
- There's always
a racial component.
299
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,488
Subtext, Rusty!
- [whispers] Subtext.
300
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,533
- I'm done apologizing
to everyone.
301
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:50,665
- Yeah, you sheep!
302
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,927
I'ma kill you!
- Whoa. Whoa!
303
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,668
- And they ain't never gonna
find the body!
304
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:54,756
- Whoa!
- [barking]
305
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,453
- Chill out, man!
- Rusty's coming!
306
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,194
- Where did you go?
Come back!
307
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,240
- Whew. Whew.
308
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,329
[bird screeches]
309
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:05,724
- Right.
The "Food Poisoning Game."
310
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,900
The "Food Poisoning Game."
311
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,728
- [exhales sharply]
312
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:14,689
Wiggle, wiggle,
said the little fingies.
313
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,082
But why?
314
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,605
- Okay, here's what's up.
315
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,260
I feel like my using
air quotes earlier
316
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,958
has gotten blown
way out of proportion.
317
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,830
See, I'm one of those people
318
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,615
that uses air quotes
to emphasize important stuff.
319
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:30,096
Like "Food Poisoning Game."
320
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,924
"I love my son."
321
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,840
"The Supreme Court
should have term limits."
322
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,363
See?
323
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,887
"This is fun."
324
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,281
- Oh, man,
the Food Poisoning Game?
325
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,109
Oh, Reggie blew up after that.
326
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:46,460
Jim Carrey played him
on "In Living Color."
327
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,809
It was a different time.
328
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,550
- It was
a different time, yeah.
329
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,726
- Here we go. So you looking
for anything specific?
330
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,641
You know,
we got everything, man.
331
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:57,471
We got, like,
magazines and videos.
332
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,647
Oh, we got the single
"Weird Al" released
333
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:02,868
about Reggie, "Food Poison,"
334
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,348
to the tune
of Bell Biv DeVoe's "Poison."
335
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,177
♪ That food is poison
336
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,570
♪ Poison
337
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,138
♪ Puh, puh, puh, puh,
puh, puh, actual poison ♪
338
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:17,056
♪ You never trust food
that's been out for a while ♪
339
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,362
Not his best.
340
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,062
- All right, Reggie, let's talk
about the Food Poisoning Game.
341
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,890
- The Food Poisoning Game.
342
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,153
Finally, yes,
we can talk about something
343
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,068
I don't have to apologize for.
344
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,678
- So can you explain
345
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:34,334
why your archive contains
seemingly every copy
346
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,293
of the October 16, 1993 edition
347
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,687
of the Penn State
student newspaper?
348
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:40,949
- That was a big game.
349
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,778
Monica would always buy up
stories about me.
350
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:47,782
- Right, but this paper
is from the day of the game...
351
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:52,178
so the "Food Poisoning Game"
hadn't actually happened yet.
352
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,224
- What's up with your fingies?
353
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,578
I had nothing to do with that.
354
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,016
- I think...
355
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,846
I-I know what happened, Reggie.
356
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,282
- Okay, fellas.
357
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,240
Rutgers football
freshman prank--
358
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,852
we're going to steal
Penn State's mascot.
359
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,201
It's a Tiny Lion.
360
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,942
- "Nittany" Lion, man.
361
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,944
- "Nittany"?
What does "Nittany" mean?
362
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,989
[lion roaring]
363
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,904
"Nittany" means big!
Oh, God!
364
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,384
[screaming]
365
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,430
- That's you, isn't it, Reggie?
366
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,957
How did you really get sick
that night?
367
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,394
- I had to swim
across a freezing river
368
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,831
just to get away
from that damn lion.
369
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:40,530
I must have swallowed a gallon
of Pennsylvanian trash water.
370
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,882
That game is a part
of my heroic origin story,
371
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,231
Arthur Tobin.
372
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,320
Why are you interrogating
the myth?
373
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,235
- Instead of being the weekend
that launched your career,
374
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,801
it could have ended it.
375
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,716
If you'd been caught, you
would've lost your scholarship.
376
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:56,764
- But I didn't get caught.
How did you even--
377
00:14:56,765 --> 00:15:00,507
Zoom in on me dramatically.
378
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,291
Monica.
379
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:05,555
[door opens]
- Young man, no son of mine--
380
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:06,643
[door closes]
381
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:09,081
Wait, you don't have
a face tattoo.
382
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,387
- I sent that text
from his phone.
383
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,301
- How could you?
384
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,607
You know my two biggest fears
385
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,478
are Carmelo getting
a face tattoo
386
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,003
or marrying someone
who doesn't understand my vibe.
387
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,613
- Sorry I had to use you
like that, son.
388
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,790
But I needed to get your
mother here to yell at her.
389
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,010
- [sighs]
390
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,621
- All good.
391
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,318
- What the hell, Monica?
392
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,233
Penn State was one
of the few things in my career
393
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,061
I could still be proud of.
394
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,803
And you told Arthur Tobin
how it went down?!
395
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,371
- To be fair, she didn't
actually say anything.
396
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:42,114
But her air quotes doth
protest too much, methinks.
397
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,029
- He's a sneaky
little punk-ass.
398
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,639
- Doesn't matter
how it happened.
399
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,814
It's out there now.
400
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,859
How would you like
if I told everybody
401
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,471
about the time you dressed
as Pocahontas on Halloween?
402
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,690
- It was okay back then!
I think!
403
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,649
And you wouldn't even have
a career in the first place
404
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,955
if it wasn't for me.
405
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,521
I bought up all
those newspapers.
406
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,480
I got the negatives
from the school paper
407
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,656
by giving the photographer
my bra--
408
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,310
- I actually tracked
that guy down.
409
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,007
Your bra is
in the archives now.
410
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,009
- This is the archives' fault!
- You and your damn archives!
411
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,489
You know what?
You should be thanking me
412
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,012
for pulling your ass
out of the fire.
413
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,101
- If you're talking about that
luau on our honeymoon,
414
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,842
thank you.
415
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:18,237
- I am talking about Penn State
and every other day since then!
416
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,630
- Okay, let's, uh--let's go
deeper on that, guys.
417
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,197
both:
Shut up!
418
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,590
- But, yes, let's.
419
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:26,245
Yesterday I was reminded
of a time before all this.
420
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,898
When I was fun and carefree
421
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,553
and didn't get lower-back pain
from Double-Dutching.
422
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:34,428
Oh, but sorry for messing up
for the first time ever!
423
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,216
- That was a bad apology.
424
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,697
Why's she gotta be
all dismissive and whatnot?
425
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,046
My feelings matter.
426
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,222
- Let's go deeper
on that, Reggie.
427
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,355
You know, Brina might have felt
the same way.
428
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,227
- Let me get there on my own!
429
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,756
Fine, just tell me.
430
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,585
- Okay, where's
the dumb archive
431
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,109
where you keep
all of Reggie's stuff?
432
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,328
- You really should knock
before you just bust in here.
433
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,721
For so many reasons--
434
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,332
nudity, the way that I eat,
"Home Alone" traps.
435
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,768
- [sighs]
436
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,509
- Hey.
Okay, come on, be careful.
437
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,207
Hey, there's a system here!
438
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,296
- We need to get rid
of some of this stuff.
439
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,993
I don't even know what kind
of garbage you got in here.
440
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,735
- "Garbage"?
You call this garbage?
441
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,477
The mayor of Philadelphia
threw this at Reggie
442
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,479
during an Eagles game.
443
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,481
- "Monica Stuff"?
444
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,613
Great.
Let's start with this.
445
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:31,788
- Come on.
446
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,964
[box thuds on table]
447
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:37,056
Aw, you wore that to Reggie's
first signing meeting.
448
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,235
It was okay back then.
- Oh, gosh.
449
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,151
- Oh.
No, that you can toss.
450
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,153
Just a stupid,
meaningless old jump rope?
451
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,199
That's filthy garbage.
I hate it.
452
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,201
[sizzling]
453
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:56,378
[grunts, wincing]
454
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,077
Hot doorknob!
455
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,209
- Hey, Bri.
456
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,777
Look, playing football,
457
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,954
all I was ever taught to do
was run forward.
458
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,870
Unless I had to go lateral
or backwards
459
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,176
to evade a defender.
460
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,655
Or a flea-flicker.
461
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,570
One time, the coach
made me take a safety
462
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,094
just to eat up the clock--
463
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,008
- Is this somehow
supposed to be an apology?
464
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,881
- It's coming!
Let me cook!
465
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,970
Listen, as an athlete,
466
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,103
you're taught
never to dwell on mistakes.
467
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,409
You make it up
on the next play.
468
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,758
But I get it now.
469
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,586
Sometime when you
don't look back,
470
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,284
it seem like you don't care.
471
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,938
And I couldn't even apologize
right
472
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,897
for the "Nittaniest" mistake
I've ever made.
473
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,768
- "Nittaniest"?
474
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,466
- "Nittany" means big.
- Oh.
475
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,729
- What I'm saying is that
I don't want to mess up
476
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,339
like that with you.
477
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,342
- Well, the dishwasher
wasn't really that big a deal.
478
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,953
I mean, why's either of us
doing our own dishes?
479
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:54,262
- But I'm still sorry.
For all the terrible apologies.
480
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,829
You deserve better.
481
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,180
And I'm done trying to buy
forgiveness with gifts.
482
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,620
I know I got to try harder
to listen,
483
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,970
pay attention,
and love you right.
484
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,277
And I know money
can't buy any of that.
485
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,062
- Mm, thank you, baby.
486
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:15,457
- And Melo, I haven't been
fair to you, either.
487
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,980
- No, no, no, no, no--
488
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,461
- Trying to buy
my son's forgiveness
489
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:23,117
with concert tickets,
sneakers, and chains?
490
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,468
But now I know none
of that matters to you.
491
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,905
- Nope! Just your love.
492
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,168
- That's right.
493
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,346
So, from now on,
you get real apologies.
494
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:39,786
I'm really sorry I broke your
laptop trying to kill a spider.
495
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,222
- Wait, you did what?
496
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:45,313
That broken laptop
could have gotten me a payday.
497
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,576
And why is Brina even trying
to make my dad
498
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,665
be like an actual adult dad,
499
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,972
instead of a bro
with a Black Card?
500
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,801
[sighs]
What? I hear it.
501
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,934
And I know this is good for us
but I don't have to like it.
502
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,198
[door closes]
503
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,026
- Arthur...
I'm sorry I called you
504
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,768
a sneaky, little,
travel-sized punk-ass.
505
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,031
- You actually didn't say
all of that,
506
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,946
but, yeah, apology accepted.
507
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:13,036
- Getting used to all this
isn't gonna be easy.
508
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:16,301
And digging up
the past is scary.
509
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,520
But because of you,
I just double-Dutched
510
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,827
for the first time in 30 years.
511
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,786
- Hey, that's fantastic.
- [chuckling]
512
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,703
[sighs]
513
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,271
- [scatting]
514
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,057
- What'd you say?
- Nothing. Where did you say?
515
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,279
Jazz.
516
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,150
- It's been an interesting
couple of days.
517
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:44,329
Reggie actually apologized
for, well, the last 30 years.
518
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,808
And I think he meant it.
519
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:49,116
He didn't just give me a bag--
not that I mind a bag.
520
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:52,250
- I, however,
am still waiting for Monica
521
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:56,341
to apologize for blowing up
my Penn State story.
522
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,081
- Here you go, baby.
523
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,606
- Aw, nice.
- [chuckles]
524
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,303
- Sweet like bear meat.
525
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,565
Apology accepted.
526
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,439
[indistinct shouting]
527
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,919
- Hey, hey, hey!
528
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,269
You cannot be here
without a kid.
529
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,270
That's not okay.
530
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,097
- Yeah.
Sorry, you're right.
531
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,621
It's just that
I feel so carefree.
532
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,058
It's amazing.
- What? Just go!
533
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,320
- [chuckles]
Um...
534
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,408
- You cannot film
kids in a park.
535
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,322
Just go.
536
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,323
- Yes. I'm so sorry.
- Go!
537
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,325
Get out of here.
- We're going.
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