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Okay, gentlemen. What is it? Want to look at those

guys? Tell us right away. On a very noisy people.

What else are those guys within the rackets,

Charlie? Very good. And how do we know that?

Because we've seen all these pictures before.

Besides that, you jerk. Why are you telling me?

Look at the crummy clothes they wore in those days.

Right? So how come you're dressed like you're

going to a masquerade, right? Oh, yeah. You mean

this ain't proper for a board member of a

corporation? Charlie, look at that shirt and that

tie. Well, if I saw you on the street, I'd have

every right to make a citizen's arrest. You got

hood written all over you.

Where do you buy your clothes? Murder incorporated.

Why do I run these educational films if nothing's

going to sink in? You guys are going to learn

class here. I'll kick your teeth in.

Mr. George Norton, sir.

Send them.

The Barker.

That's one corned beef sandwich on rye. Two dill

pickles.

Potato salad, butter, beer and mustard on the side.

Mustard on the side. Never forget I came to $1.98

with tax, sir. So that's $3.02 change.

Huh?

Where are you going? Well, Mr. Baker, your, uh,

your board meeting is about to start.

You mean I'm on the board? Oh. Thank you. Thank

you, Mr. Puckett. I'm not going back. Oh, yes.

Whatever you say. Mr. Barker's very wise decision.

Thank you, sir. Well, you're on the board now. You

can call me boss.

We didn't call. Order. Slot machines and ball

games. Girls in union. Horses and LSD.

Oh. Oh.

Put her on your mother.

I am awful sorry, Mr. Barker. I told the number to

call. It's not her fault. I told her all about

your promotion. Thank you very much, Mr. Barker.

Mustard on the side. He never forgets. Hello, mama.

I'm proud. You hear me, Georgie? I'm proud of you.

Mr. Barker. My mother's crying.

That's what mothers are for. Mom, I appreciate

your calling. What are you wearing? You know, if

you lived at home, a mother wouldn't have to ask

her only child what Sophie's wearing. Well, I'm,

uh. I'm wearing grace sharkskin, you know, and, uh,

a white shirt with a, uh, short spread collar and

a checkered gray tie. Charcoal socks and, uh,

black shoes.

Huh? One G.

Jockey. Shorts. I told you. Neatness and

deodorants. They'd pay off one day. If your father

had only listened to me, he wouldn't have lived

and died an ordinary bookie.

I love Tim George. May he rest in peace. It was a

small. That's true, Mark. It was wide lapels all

the way. Knock it off.

Joy. Got to see your mother more often.

You got to have respect. Otherwise nothing means

anything. Right.

Cigarettes and sunny cigar.

Where's Archie? Well, he didn't get in from New

Orleans till late last night. But say, Charlie, I

thought you said you were going to stop by and see

him in his apartment this morning. Read. You were

supposed to drop by and see Archie? No. I thought

you told me that one. When there's $1 million

involved, you don't think you'd just do. I can see

the head of General Motors doing everything

themselves. Come on, let's go. I might as well

start breaking you in. Yes.

You see that? He opens a door. That's respect.

Look at how he dresses. What a shock.

You guys got to go to George Tanner tomorrow.

George, you're good for our corporate image. You

got class?

It's one thing I like. It's class.

How do you like it? It's, uh, very cute. It's nice.

Small. Very nice. Beautiful. I mean, how do you

like your steak, Mr. Norton? Oh, um. What do you

like, Charlie? You're tired. Yeah. Bloody Mary.

Thank you. Thank you. You go, you go, darling.

Well, a judge Charlie tells me you come to grab a

little grub with him in us. Um, Archie, uh,

grabbing a little grub is not very classy talk. Uh.

Well, uh, I'm happy you come to spend a pleasant

mid-afternoon brunch with us. Good, good. Archie.

Remember, practice makes better. Bear me more.

Well, ****. Uh. I'll, uh, I'll have a little of

each. George is a little nervous today. Yeah, I

guess becoming a board member. Uh, uh, like your

husband and Mr. Box member. Is that what you are?

Actually a board member? You know, I don't know

what my husband does for a living. Oh, he knows he

travels a lot. Yeah, well, you see, we're we're on

this board, and we deal in.

You, Dylan. Oh. Say that. That is very interesting.

Yeah, yeah, I noticed that when we came in. The

garbage can cover. Oh, is that what it is? Mhm.

It's very beautiful. Oh yes. Archie's been telling

us how you enter all these contests, Archie.

Where's the chow? Uh, you mean the repast? It's

under preparation. We have two steaks and.

And she built. Great. We never discuss what the

board deals on. You understand, George, as far as

the outside world is concerned, we manufacture wax

fruit. Right, boss? From now on, it's strictly

bananas and tangerines. Okay, gents, out the fire

escape. When barbecuing down on the patio, which

is up on the roof. Uh, Archie, it's not gents,

it's. Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

Thank you.

Hey there beauty. Come this morning, Bobby. One

gentleman. Why don't you make yourself comfortable?

That's it. Just take it easy.

You know, it's a funny thing about my bride. Uh.

My bride. You know, I bet you tend the one that

she don't even remember where she won this

barbecue. She had so many those contests when we

was married instead of her entering. Yeah, she

entered in 25 words or less back.

Well, Archie, you got a match coming up.

I gave them his good shoes and his French undies

and this Italian tie and his blue suit. He was

dressed like a little doll and nobody could even

see him. Which blue suit was that? Barbie. Oh, he

only had one.

The when he traveled in, uh, shorts. Just blue. Oh,

you're so right in letting George take charge,

Charlie. Well, uh, clothes are my hobby, and I

look through his entire wardrobe, and right away,

I could see the blue suit where the only thing for

the send off. You have excellent taste, George.

Thank you. Boss. What she lost. If you don't get

the dust off right away of sanctions for good.

This is nice. May I see George for a moment? Alone,

please? Oh, for you, of course.

And from my own curiosity, could I ask you a

question?

Will you ever barbecue again?

Hey!

George. Take a good look at where they planted him.

I come because you're going to dig him up again

tonight.

That blue suit you picked out for Archie? Yeah.

There's a million bucks in that. So. George.

You're joking. Of course. You got a great sense of

humor. You.

Mean you're not joking?

Oh, boy.

Down there! The million dollars. 1 million.

Why couldn't you pick out a green suit? Or a brown

suit.

Are a sports outfit. Of course, when you when you

bury a corpse, you got to do it in real style. If

you read Esquire, you know.

Anyway, maybe Archie stashed 1,000,000 in 1 of his

other suits. No, George. Archie only wore his

traveling suit on an assignment. He went to places

like Vegas and Puerto Rico and New Orleans. And

when he came back, he had big money sewed in the

lining of that suit. 500 grand on the side and 500

grand on this side. Well, that's a good balance,

boss. Otherwise, you'd have a big lump on one side

and wouldn't look good. Didn't you feel everything

in the lining when you dressed in Mr. Esquire? I

didn't trust him, boss. Uh, I picked up to suit a

fabulous mortician. Dressed him. Give me one good

reason why I shouldn't rip out your arms, for

openers. I always bring a mustard on the side.

How, uh.

Hello? Muh George. Did you see your picture in the

afternoon? Papers? Yep. You look beautiful. I ran

down to get a racing form. And there's my son on

the front page. And they spelled your name right.

Isn't that wonderful? What's the matter with your

voice? I'm so happy. I'm all choked up. You see

how far a boy can go when he listens to his mother?

And you wanted to open a haberdashery store. Where

would you be without me? I wouldn't be here now.

Now know. Turn down. I've been slaving all day

over the stove. I want you for dinner tonight. Huh?

I can make it mine. Oh, suddenly you get up in the

world. You're ashamed of your own flesh. I'm, uh.

I'm busy with Mr. Barker. Oh, well, say hello for

me, huh? Bye. Bye, mom.

My, uh, my mother says hello.

The boys are picking out a car and shovel. Boss,

do you think that's proper? I mean, I remember the

board digging. I mean, if this was General Motors.

You dig? Alone. You don't tell anybody. Why?

You know why I didn't tell the board what you did?

Out of the memory of your father and respect for

your old lady.

You know what the board would do if they found out

what you did?

Leave it to me, boss. Alma. I'll get the suit and

I'll be back within the hour. George. Yes, boys.

Not the whole. So just the code. Oh, yes, Mr.

Barker. It would be bad manners to remove Archie's

pants.

Will you hurry up? I'm doing the limit now. Well,

shut your mouth and open your throttle. You know

what the rap is for? Speeding in a stolen car. You

know what a rap in a mouth is from a board member?

I'll shut up. Right. Huh?

What do you think he's doing in there? I don't

know, Willie. Maybe he still stiffs and sells in

elaborate laboratory. Hey, money in it must be

dressed as nice. You're welcome in the room. Yeah.

Did you pick a shovel?

The. Of course.

I'm.

Nobody. What do you mean, empty? Empty. Vacant.

Zero. Nothing. Out to lunch. You went there, you

got scared. You didn't dig, admitted. You tell the

truth and I leave you with one good arm and all

your teeth. Boss. I swear on my mother's racing

form. I want that I open the coffin and there's

nothing in this.

Who the hell is that?

You dug up the wrong grave. No, no. No, boss.

That's all. She's brave. If he was here, he'd tell

you himself. But he's not here. Where'd he come

from? Where's Archie? I don't know what's more

important. Where's the blue suit with the million

bucks? Boss, I. I think I ought to have a talk

with that mortician. You see, he was the last

person to see Archie alive. I mean, dead alive. I

mean, you know what I mean? Yeah. You talked to

that mortician real good, George. While you're

there, maybe you'd better get yourself measured

for a wooden. Come on. In case you don't come back

with that million bucks.

Why steal an entire auction when all I had to do

was grab the million and run? So where am I?

No way.

What are you doing here? You don't know what I'm

doing there. No I don't. Good.

Oh, uh, Mr. Merriweather? Yes. You remember me? I

made the arrangements for Archie Broadway send off.

Yes. Find me my phone. Well, I have something very

important to ask you. I'd like to. Mr. matter

whether.

I.

Duly bereaved as halcyon days in Officer Mount

Doom was a fine, upstanding, fearless policeman,

and the fact that he met his death by getting

trampled in the rush of a crowd at a premiere at a

famous movie, in no way diminishes the fact that

he was a noble servant of the law. Yes, my friends,

we are all merely travelers on the freeway of life,

and often some module has reached the off frame

known as Destiny. Now before you file out, dear

friends. Will you permit the pallbearers to

proceed you and enter the foyer?

Hey.

And.

Michaud going to Miss Muldoon.

Who won't. He was one sweet guy, wasn't he? Wasn't

he the sweetest?

Seems to be one to many pallbearers.

She right, Lieutenant. You are right. You can take

my handle. I get too emotional with these things.

You don't mind, do you? Not at all. Thank you.

Excuse me. Lieutenant. Of course.

Mr. Merriweather, I'd like to ask you a few

questions. All I want to know is, where is Archie

Brody, and I want some straight answers.

Oh, my.

Oh, boy. Excuse me, can I use your phone? No.

Oh. He's right. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Well, I was the mortician. He needs a

mortician. Let's search him. Search the office.

Maybe he's had Archie. Maybe the blue suits there.

And maybe this is not a good time to go searching

around for a blue suit, boss. Every blue suit in

town is here with a badge on it. Why are you so

reluctant to look for the million, George? Is it

because you already know where it is? I'd never

double crochet. You don't know that. Pardon me. I

didn't know Mr. Merriweather had.

Murder me. How could you? I couldn't. If you touch

me, who's going to touch?

No. Why do we have to make trouble for each other?

Let's talk it over. Can we just talk?

Oh, boy.

I changed my mind. I'll take that handle after all.

Stop that man. He killed my husband. Do.

You hear?

Me? No.

Just take a look down there.

Uh.

He's gonna here somewhere.

Where?

He got stockings.

Hmm. Oh my God. It's coming here. Hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm. I don't want to be in here.

Oh, no. I mean, are you kidding?

Oh, yeah. Oh. Huh? Yup. You're on the rooftop. I

got ya! Knock! Now your turn. I'm warning you.

Don't resist arrest. I want you. I have to use

force. All right. I got it. I got him. I got

talent. I got him. You're under arrest. I told him

I won. You're resisting arrest. You hear me? I'm

telling you, resisting. I'm an officer of the law.

You have.

Oh, Lieutenant, you wouldn't believe it. Never

mind. Don't tell me, please.

Get away! If that's my mother, tell her I'm busy.

Hello? Just a minute, please. Lieutenant, some guy

wants to talk to Merryweather. Says his name is

Kurt Brock. Tell him. Tell him. No, no, no, wait.

Wait just a minute.

Mhm. Uh.

Hello, this is Meriwether speaking. Who is this?

Uh, Mr. Meriwether. It's Kurt Brock again. Uh, I'm

sorry I called before, uh, during the ceremony. Uh.

Oh, yes. You mean the policeman services? Yeah.

Well, you know, you said you'd call me back, uh,

after your visitor left. Uh, and you didn't, uh.

Mr. Merriweather. Are you all right? You sound

different. Oh, I've picked up a bit of a chord. Uh,

it's. He's type. Mr. Merriweather, I've just got

to plead my case. Now, I know that you fired me

last night, but please. Please reconsider. Now,

you know that when I'm finished with the body,

they never look so good in their whole life. I

tell you what. You stay where you are and I'll

come talk to you there. Thanks, Mr. Merriweather.

And listen, you're a very nice man. I'll be right

here. Look, I got a right to call my lawyer. That

won't be necessary. You're free to go. Mr., uh,

what did you say your name was? I didn't. But it's

not. George Norton. Mhm. Oh, then this must be

yours.

Yes it is. Thank you. And I'm, uh. I'm free to go.

I'm clean. Right. You sound uncertain, Mr. Norton.

Huh? Something troubling you? Oh, no. It's just

that one minute the whole force is chasing me, and

the next minute it's all red carpet. You didn't

kill Merryweather. Huh? You got a perfect witness

at the time of the murder. Oh. Me. You. I was

waiting in the hall when Meriwether went to his

office. You were with us in the chapel? The exact

time Meriwether was being punched. How do you know

this, Mr. Norton? That's all you need to know.

Well, I was just, uh, admiring the way you fellas

put all the clues together and straighten

everything out. Do you know anybody by the name of

Kurt Brock? No. Never heard of them. Why? You can

go back. But don't leave town. You know something?

If you cops didn't always say don't leave town. No

one would ever think of leaving town. But you're

always saying don't leave town. And right away

everybody starts thinking how they haven't been

out of town in quite a while. And before you know

it, everybody's out of town. Not. You're involved

in something. Oh. I just may find out what. Oh,

now, why don't you go? Before I change my mind.

I'm leaving now. Right now? What kind of sad I

could leave? Tenant.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

Kirk. Brock.

Kurt. Brock. Kurt, right. Hello? Oh, is this the

residence of Mr. George Norton, by any chance? Ma,

watch with the sarcasm. Well, the person can't be

too sure since she hasn't heard her own son's

voice across the dinner table. I got to look up

some guy. The first chance I get out. Um.

Hello?

Uh.

George. Hello. I'll, uh. I'll call you back. Mom.

How did you, uh. How did you get in? I tried the

door.

You should lock it, Mr. Nowak.

Don't you know my name? I saw it in the papers

yesterday.

You're much cuter in person.

Thank you. I don't photograph that. How do you

know where I live? I look it up in a phone book.

Any other questions? Yeah. Why don't you go around

yelling? I killed your husband. I am the police.

Turn me loose. If you don't believe me, Mrs.

Merriweather, you can call up. I'm not Mrs.

Merriweather.

I'm.

Mrs. K.

Would you make me a Scotch, sir? He's.

Uh, not right now. I, uh, I got to go look up a

guy could. Brock.

Yeah. You know. No. You just mentioned his name.

That's pretty good, Mrs. Kane. My friends call me

Marco.

Not now. Maya.

You, um.

You always carry a gun?

Yeah. After all, we met under, uh, circumstances.

And here I am in a strange apartment with very

attractive. They're all looking, man. You. That's

like. Um, uh, a married woman is very safe with me

and a widower. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm. I'm awfully

sorry. He was a wonderful man. When did he pass

away? Two days ago. Yeah. Oh, I suppose you think

I should be wearing black. Oh, no. Two days is a

long time to grieve. I'm very understanding. Yeah,

well, um.

I got to grab a cab when you're ready to go. Yeah,

I give you a lift in my car.

That's some great perfume you're wearing. Uh,

Margo. Thank you. Todd.

No.

No, no.

I mean, uh, before the drink. Hmm. That's the name

of my perfume.

Oh oh, sorry, I, I almost in fact I.

That's some great perfume.

Yeah. Um.

Oh, yeah. Um. Oh. Uh. Um. Um. Yeah. One, uh,

Scotch salmon coming up. No.

You know. It's very big of you to be so gracious.

After the trouble I almost caused you. Now that

you mention it, a lot of you confuse Meriweather

with your husband. And your being a widow is a

very traumatic experience. But sure. I went to the

mortuary to discuss the upkeep of my husband's

grave, cracked ice, and see Mr. Merryweather dead.

I suddenly became irrational. Lemon juice. For a

moment, I. I confused him with my dear husband. Uh,

not too much. Lemon, please. You understand? Yeah.

Not too much lemon. No, no, I mean about my

husband. Oh, well, under stress, uh, certain

people do certain things that they wouldn't

ordinarily do. Oh, you're so profound. Shake

vigorously. And. And you do forgive me for

embarrassing you. Don't you do it.

Um. By the way, what were you doing at the funeral

parlor today? Uh. Uh, I was, uh, uh, I went down

to, uh, see about a cemetery plot. You know, the

way real estate is going up now, I, uh. I want to

pick out a good one before all the good ones are

picked out. Huh?

I like a man with a sense of humor.

My. My husband got a sense of humor. He died in

bed with a smile on his face. Isn't that nice?

One. Scotstoun. Highland Morton. Coming up. Mhm.

Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.

Mhm. Mhm. Cheers.

How is it?

Oh. One of those huh. Mhm. Right on the lipstick.

Mhm.

I left out the scotch. Uh, no. Scotch in the

Scotch. Sour. You have to forgive me. Is the first

time I made one. Uh, don't feel bad. Everything

takes practice, doesn't it? Well, yeah, if you

want to do it. Good. Thanks. A lot of practice.

Would you like me to show you? Uh huh. One perfume

at a time. You know, that's all I can tell you. I

know, oh, isn't it another perfume? I met. Would

you like me to show you? How I mixed the drink.

All right.

You can show me anything. I hope I'm not making

you say you're a boy.

Oh.

What a white man I am.

All. Thanks for the ride. Let's keep in touch.

George.

Are you sure this is the right address? I think so.

Anytime you're near my apartment, just drop in and

use my swizzle stick.

It.

Makes me sick.

You're from the police, I suppose. Again? Oh. Come

on. I already made my statement twice. Once on the

phone and once to those two patrolmen that came

here. Now, would you excuse me? I gotta put my

perishables away.

Now. Now what?

Okay. Cute. Brock. I just got a whiff of Michael

Kane's perfume, and it's cold now. Oh, I'll make a

note of that in my diary right away if you want.

Listen, I don't know anybody named Michael Caine.

Oh, and hand me that, Sonny. I can smell it on all

of you. You reek with that.

Excuse me. My lettuce is wilting. Uh, I understand

you're on the telephone with, uh, Merriweather

just before he was murdered. That's right. I was

on when he got the call. Yes, yes. For the

umpteenth time, yes. I'm 10th, and now I'm 10th. I

want to know why you got fired. Well, just. Excuse

me.

Just between us. Lieutenant. Uh, Lieutenant, uh,

for Danny Patani. Uh, uh. But, Danny, I just never

heard. Brittany. That's all I ask you. So now we

can get on with it. What?

Hey. My $0.02. You know what? I pay for all the

paint jobs. But where do you shop? 23rd and down.

Oh, they got the greatest drug department there.

You know what I got? Do you know what drives me

wild? Smoked oysters on a cracker. Oh. Oh. That's

great. You know what I like? I like smoked salmon.

Smoked salmon with lemon. That's nice. And little

capers. Little capers. That's nice, I like that.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Look, I tell you what. We all. Hey,

wait a minute. You quit stalling. I asked you why.

Why did you get fired? Well, because. Because as a

mortician, I'm a total bust. It makes me nervous.

They just lay there, you know? Mhm. And besides, I

can't afford to be without a job at the moment. So

I called Merriweather back. It's quite a funny

profession for a guy who not exactly crazy about

his job. You don't think I want to be a mortician,

do you? Oh, please. I happen to be a trained

hairdresser by profession. That's the profession.

Profession? Give me. That's your bags. Yeah, well,

tell me this. How does a guy jump from a beauty

parlor to a funeral parlor? Oh, you'd be amazed.

You'd be amazed at the jealousy among hairdressers.

Listen, I was a style setter, and they ganged up

on me, boy. I was too avant garde for them. That's

French. Uh, I was pushing a long, straight look

while those guys were still poodle cutting those

high priced phonies. They don't know the

difference between a bouffant and a pageboy. Well,

don't worry. They laughed at Robert Fulton with

his shop. So he went to work for Merriweather.

Yeah, well, it's not a stranger move, as you might

think. You see, there's a lot of cosmetology

involved with corpses. Except that they just. They

later? Yeah. Oh. Do you. You should see some of

the head things I do. Great. The people that I

work with, they never look so good in their whole

lives when I'm through with them. You have a

toilet. Now. You handle the bodies, right? Yeah. I

mean, you make them up. Yeah. You call them?

They're here. Yeah. You're dressing? Yeah. Your

brush, their suits. In fact, that's why I got

fired. Mr. Merriweather and I had an argument. I

wanted him to call the woman back so she would

send over a different pair of socks. What woman?

Um. Uh, Mrs. Brody, uh, her husband passed away a

couple of days ago. He got a hold of a beer,

barbecue or something. Anyway, she sent over this

horrible outfit, and, uh, I objected. You objected?

I mean, you didn't like Brody's outfit and was

painful. Mrs. Brody insisted that I use the

clothes some idiot picked out. We're supposed to

have taste, idiot. Yeah. No taste the socks didn't

go with the suit twist. Socks didn't go with the

suit. They clashed.

Yep.

Well, you know, taste both fine. You know, bargain

basement anchovy. You think you got taste? I'll

tell you something about. Hey, wait a minute. You

were at Brody's funeral. Oh, no. Yeah. No. Yeah.

The police are there. They've got to cover a lot

of things. Hey.

Hey, you're no cop. I mean, I'm no cop. Take a

look at this. 12 years on the force. Get out of

here. One more outburst like this, and I'll have

you under arrest. I'm gonna call the police. I am

the police, and I'm going to get a squad. Get out

of here! Don't tell me to get out of here. I'll

tell you. You to get out. I'm gonna get out of

here. Don't tell me to get out. Come on. I'll tell

you one thing. Hey!

Mom! Mom!

Hey, I got.

We're.

In a minute. I'm afraid of a hairdresser.

And.

Now look what kind of socks. What you wear with

the blue short life stripes by black socks. Uh.

Huh?

What's the matter? Uh hmm.

I don't know what's the matter. Hey.

Who did it? Uh uh. Did you? You know his name?

What did he look like? Cool. Look. Have you got

any kind of clues at all? Any clues?

Carpet. Suede shoes. One.

Bible way. Shoes. Uh oh. Purple suede shoes.

God.

Um.

Hey. You all right?

Like, what are you doing here? The boss wants to

chat with you. So up.

Come on. We're parked around the corner.

GM equals George Norton. Put out an all points on

George Norton. Yes.

If you wanted to see me, boss.

Is that him?

I'm the very nervous type. I got crazy blood

pressure up, down. I get dizzy. I faint. Is that

him?

That's him. You're positive? I should drop. All

right. Go home. Tell your friends it's taken care

of. Forget it ever happened.

Close the doors.

I got a feeling something's wrong. You use my name.

He used my connection with you. You want the

businessman you stole from? No, I'm telling you,

I'm George Knight. And you said I work with

Charlie Barker. Slip me a weekly bundle or I'll

see you get trouble. Union trouble. Cop trouble.

Bracket trouble. You worked your own racket in my

organization, you rotten, greedy punk! Boss,

please believe me. I've been with you 110% all the

way. That's not what Rose said. I don't know

anybody named Rose. That little weasel that just

left. You're going to believe a guy with a girl's

name. It's his last name, and you're not. That's

why you're doing this. All I'm trying to do is get

you back the million bucks.

Are you going to, George? I tried to protect you,

but you went and blew it. What $1 million. Guess

who buried Archie in his best suit. You mean the

blue suit? With the light strikes a million bucks.

How could he do that?

Are there.

Look, I. I think I am getting close to something.

I don't know what, but there's a lot of funny

things happening to me. So if you just gave me a

little more time, I'm sure I could find. Excuse me.

My mother.

Hello my George. I just heard it on the radio.

Heard what? Mom. They say that you killed a

mortician. No, not the murder. It was the

assistant mortician. I mean, I didn't kill anybody.

Why did you hide your hat in the stove? And it

stole my head. George, I know you wouldn't harm

anybody, but get Mr. Barker to get you that triple

talk and lawyer, and he'll get you off. Georgie,

the cooking is awful in most jails. Ma. A man is

innocent until.

Oh, my.

Mark. I think Mr. Barker wants to use the phone.

Of course. I think we ought to get down to the

bottom of this. You know. Here.

I'm bushed. Get somebody open it. Uh uh uh uh uh

uh, some guy with brown hair and glasses, I know.

That's not a coffin. That's a hotel.

George. Where's Archie? I don't know. Where's the

million? I don't even know about the million until

after Archie was buried. George! Don't shout.

They're dead people present. I get the picture.

You don't know about the money in the blue suit.

Archie's widow was all shook up. You look in

Archie's closet to pick out a nice going away

outfit. He discovered a couple of lumps in the

lining. You latched on to the loot and bury him

and take your chances, right? Wrong.

If I wanted the million. Why would I steal

Archie's body? All I need is the money. I got it.

He would have got it. He figures we'll have to dig

up Archie to look for the loot. Oh, it's not just

Archie's body and dumps at some place. Now he's

got himself an alibi. He can blame somebody else.

I buy that. Well, I don't buy it. I mean. Archie's

widow could have known about the money. Nah. Come

on, he stole it. You know, she left for California

this afternoon. I didn't know she left Archie's

widow. Heist of the million. She wouldn't tell us

about marrying him in the blue suit. That's right,

boss, she was the one who told us. But there were

other people who knew about the blue suit. Like

who? Like the mortician. He's dead. The assistant

mortician. He's dead. Well, at least we're

limiting suspects. Oh, come on, he's guilty. Just

look at his face. I just got one of those guilty

looking faces. Red, like you and the rest of the

board. All right, everybody, raise the pants.

First guy with a pair of purple suede shoes, I

said. George. We have to take a vote. Yes, please.

All those in favor of taking George for a little

ride? Unless he comes across with a million,

signify by saying I. All right. Uh, well, look, I

get a vote, too, and my vote vetoes all your votes.

This isn't the U.N., George. Yeah. I get those two

moochers out of Archie's grave and fill in the

dirt. And then what? And Willie and Mike are going

to squeeze Baldy for eyes and you into something

eternally cozy.

And comfy.

We got a surprise for you, Mr. Board member. Guess

who's going to dig his own grave before we shove

him in? Oh, no. I turned in my shovel. I'm not

buying it with business on my hand. You have to

kill me before I get mad. But can we just pretend

like you knocked me off? I mean, he's trying to

bribe us, Mike. What kind of world would this be

if everybody took a wrong turn? There's got to be

some integrity somewhere, though, right? You know

what you guys are going to get for murdering me?

Oh, yeah. A bonus under this week. Thanks to you,

George. Coming through. Remember when you were

digging up our cheese empty grave that first time?

Well, Mike and I just happened to be watching, and

we got a great idea. Oh, then you the guy who

turned his grave into a flophouse. You'd be

surprised how much money people are willing to pay

to hide a hot, stiff.

And really, I think we passed this place.

Okay, but I'm telling you, we passed this place

before Linda George, and we passed this place

before. If you want directions, why do you ask a

cop? How do I know where he is? What do you think

I am? One of them possessive mothers. Look, if you

know where he is, why don't you tell us? Mother?

No cooking, slaving, crying. That's what a up

enough. Well, when was the last time you spoke? Oh,

I get to sit pop. And you think he ever sees his

mother? Oh, she's lucky. Maybe on Mother's Day or

my birthday. I meant, like, I get a couple of

pennies in their pocket. They meet the girl. She

could kiss the mother goodbye. All I want to know

is. When did you speak to him last? You know. Why

are you so irritable? It's that lousy food you eat

in jails. I don't eat in jails. And why do you

want to send my son to one? Look, if you don't

cooperate, I'm. Go ahead. Hit me. You're in big

trouble already. I'm in trouble. Sure you think I

don't know? I'm entitled to a lawyer. I can see it

now that you're just going through the whole case

right out of court. There's no case against you,

lady. All I want to know is where's George Lawton?

Where's George Lloyd first?

Where's George not going?

It's the same phrase. You're going around in

circles, right? Oh, you shut up. Shut up. Listen

to me. We wouldn't have been here before. Please

shut up. Making me nervous, right? I mean, I have

to see what I'm doing here. I'll get you out to

the room.

And I hate to be you. When the boss finds out how

undependable you are under me. You were supposed

to keep an eye out. I was driving. What are you

talking about? Can I keep an eye on him? When you

was me. I was trying to allocate ourselves. To

allocate what are? Not sure it's okay. Oh, I'm a

jerk, huh? When he was passing that one hill so

many times, a squirrel started waving back at us.

Wait, what are you trying to. Come on. Hey, wait a

minute, wait a minute. If I take him with us.

Right? Right. Huh? Let's go. Huh?

Is the bus due soon? Pardon me, but could you tell

me when the bus is due?

Doesn't he speak English? Uh, not. No, not speak

it good English. Speaking Russian. Russian? Maybe

I'm a Russian too. My name is Buttercup marsh. I

recall, uh, Jim Brodsky muttering. I think that's

a family name. You familiar name? Virginia. Yeah.

My name of that dish. Uh, Ivan. Crab laugh. Ivan

crap off my friend. What's going on? Uh, Nikolai

Busch, some newish borscht. There's any Russian

big shot bush fan. But you been younger when he

was. When you were a duck. Okay, William, was this

biscuit you got there by? You wish you had some

wish you looked up again. He was only. What was

that fleshy? That, uh. You know that when you.

When I was young, your mother.

Uh, regular Minsky was a regular, wasn't you? Stay

up. Next up, when you might stay out of. He get

you out of it. Dante. What kind of Russian is that?

And to collide the bus. No status of all but just.

Darn it, I missed the bus.

My late husband was bald. Some people say that's a

sign of virility.

What do you think?

You came to me. Boom! Right out of nowhere. Boom!

Hi, Bobby.

Paul. There.

Have been.

Whatever happened to the old fashioned knock on

the door? I, uh. I thought you'd left for

California. Well, I changed my mind. Huh? At least

here I know. Archie's just a few miles away.

Where? In the cemetery. Where else? Oh. But. Sure.

Right. Oh. What are you doing here, anyway? Oh, uh,

I thought you'd left. And, uh. And that my

apartment is being painted. I have to earn a

living. So I'm going back into show business. Oh.

That's nice.

Did you ever catch my act? No. Bobby. The boom

boom girl. Oh, I mean, the boom boom. Huh huh?

Very right that it did. I thought that you came to

me bum from out of nowhere. Bum bum bum bum bum

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. You took my heart

bum unfounded feet bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

bum bum bum bum.

Well, if your apartments are being painted, why

don't you go into a hotel? Oh, that's a that's

good question for me. Uh, is that your whole life,

Bobby? No. Oh, no. Uh. Wonderful dreams, wonderful

schemes. Boom! From no where. Boom boom boom boom

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom boom.

So what's the answer, huh? Why don't you go to a

hotel? Oh. Uh.

Huh? He's only supposed to fly around on cue. Well,

maybe your, uh. Your boom booms out of practice.

Georgie. You're hiding something from me, aren't

you? No. Bobby. Why should I hide anything from

you? Georgie?

A woman's been married as long as me. She knows

when a man is dry. You know. Sometimes it. It

helps to get things off your chest.

And somebody else's.

Does it have anything to do with killing that Mr.

Brock? You know about it. Gertie, after a funeral,

widow's best friend is your TV. Look, I didn't

touch that guy. I never lend a hand. And if I

didn't get excited, I bought for you. You know.

When I used to be in trouble. I used to sit on his

lap and you would have come down. This would. This

would come down and. Uh, Bobby. Uh, what I need

now is. Yes, charity. Uh, what I need is. Funny.

I.

Bobby, what I need now is I need some information.

Bobby, I need some information. Um.

You came to me from out of nowhere. Boom! What was

that, Mr. Bach? Clarity, huh? Oh my God! My dream.

Bumper. Him. Bumper! Bumper. What did you do to

make him soar? I didn't do anything. That's just a

bum. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. You see, I mean,

somebody's trying to frame Bobby. We are slumming.

We just stop bombing for a minute. Stop bombing

for a minute, you know? Do you know anybody by the

name of Rhodes? Well, I know manicurist named Rose.

She wears your hair kind of a green color. But I

say live and let live forever. So this is a

legitimate rape. I don't know why you called back.

I was trying to put the squeeze on you. Did not.

You did. You ever mention Rose's name? No. He

never.

Oh. Do you think you could have been that man?

What man? Well, the day it happened that the day

actually went to pieces on the roof, he got up

real early and went to the door. I was still in

bed. What for? Uh, because I just love being in

bed. Uh, I snuggle down underneath the covers and

I hide from the world. No, I mean, it's. No, no.

Why? Why do not you go to the door? What was the

reason? One for. Uh. Um, uh, I guess to give the

man something.

But I get this man. Well, I don't know. But again,

what's the matter with you? All of a sudden you

got capsize. Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. So

now there's something I have to tell you. So tell.

Archie's gone. Isn't that why we buried him? No,

no, you don't understand what I mean. I mean, he's

only gone. He's like real gone. Gone. George, can

a man get amnesia from sticking his hand through a

glass window? Don't you remember? We buried Archie.

We didn't bury Archie. You want something to

settle your stomach? Somebody swiped Archie. He's

not in his box.

Well, why? Why would anybody want to steal her

cheek or what? They never tried when he was alive.

Huh? What kind of ransom could he come up with now?

Oh, my poor little Archie.

Oh. Cha cha. Oh, who stole that? Archie?

Huh? Oh, Bobby. I feel fine. Sure. Why would they

want to do that? There's a lot more to wax fruit

than you realize. Oh! Oh, Georgie. I don't want to

be alone tonight. Huh? Could you stay here, please?

I'll sleep on the couch in the other room.

Uh, I'll sleep on the couch and you snuggle in bed.

Oh, no. No. You haven't been back. And I'll sleep

on the couch. No, I'll sleep on the couch. You

snuggle in bed. Oh, maybe we can work something

out. Oh, Georgie, it's just terrible being a widow.

Yeah, I understand. The third day is motor.

If you guys have done your job and finished George

off. We could send his poor mother his anonymous

clothes so she'd know he's dead and could stop

worrying about him. Wasn't my fault, boss. I had a

kind of boss to choose. But this crumb was

knocking down 100 bucks a head to stash loose

stiffs in Archie's grave. That's a lie. I never

did no such thing. I. You was with 75 ahead. Well,

you dirty moon lighters. You lose the car. You

lose George. And you bring back him.

It wasn't easy getting him here, boss. We had to

tell the cab driver he was drunk. Well. Where is

the other stuff?

Women. Really?

Like, you know, most men do all the time. That's

why you're so unusual. I mean, you just in this.

Okay, Fred, if you come across with some

information or I come across with this and I mean

this. All right, George, you're here. What do you

mean? I want to know who this guy is. Who is Rose?

Charge! I'm so full of hostility. Now I tell you

how you just did. Did you realize the cops are

looking for you? I've got a secretary right out

there and she's got him out. He's not even out

there. Oh. Oh, yeah. Another coffee break with her.

Either coffee or the bathroom. Uh, well, now we

got your secretary all straightened out. Who has

roles? And how do I find him? Do you realize how

hot you are? I realize how hot I am, but I want to

find out is who let the fire under me. I look

forward. I got the cops out of the organization

after me at the same time. That means a lot of

holes in my body. Are you going to tell me who

this guy Rose is and why he put the finger on me?

George! Watch out. Just ask me a question. You

welcome to lie. No no no no. My secretary. What do

I do?

I don't take another coffee break, but coffee

break.

Well, for coffee now that. Don't worry about it. I

look up my mail later.

Don't argue, Doreen. Get coffee and then go to the

bathroom. Next time I hire a beauty contest winner,

it'll be a long, cold day. And there is Rose. Hey,

George. I got a lot of responsibilities. Wife,

kids, orthodontist, summer camps. Not to mention a

secretary that I got to keep happy. If you get the

drift. If the boss finds out I told you about Rose,

I tell you what. Right. So the boss doesn't fire.

We'll make it look like I forced it out of you.

You know, I just hit you a couple of times. Well,

you know, George, you got, uh, you got an angry

fist and dentures. They don't they don't come

cheap these days. I tell you what? How about if I

just tie you up? No. No. Okay. Yeah, I guess. Fine.

All right.

All right. It just shut down it. All right. Yeah.

All right. I don't tie my wrist too tight. No, I

got bad circulation ever since I quit going to the

health club. Yeah, I know you'll just go down and

get a massage and charge it to me. Now, who was

Roach and where did I find him? His name is Felix

Rose. He runs the Triple-A cottage and hauling

company over on Keilor Avenue. Kill him for a trip.

That's right. Okay, now can you. Could you. Could

you get out of that? I guess you could, huh? I

don't think the organization is going to believe

this. Would you? No, I guess not. Neither would I.

Yields rose.

He's here. I don't have time. You call a police.

You.

There was nothing personal. I had to say those

things. Pardon me.

Truck 14. Go downtown, pick up the baby blankets

and cribs.

Don't hurt me.

There's a certain textile company. See, I do a big

hauling business for them. If I don't do them a

favor, they turn all the customers against me.

Before you know it, you're out of business. Pardon

me.

Truck 18. Leave. Pick up the foundation garments.

They told me to tell your boss that you're on the

take. That's all I know. I swear. Uh uh uh uh.

Why hurt me? I'm a nobody, a loser. I was born

when I was 20. Generally going to pay costs faster.

Skirts and blouses. My biggest client. I live

hand-to-mouth. Mary Foster lives at the Plaza.

You're going to shoot me, aren't you?

Truck 22 pick up a lot of American flags from

Yamamoto brothers. Oh, and, uh, get some more coke.

Okay.

Oh, I'm so glad Mr. Rose told you where to find me.

Come inside.

Oh, you poor darling. So, uh, Rose found you, huh?

Well, I was the one that told him to tell all

those fibs about you to Mr. Vargas, silly. Uh, yes,

I said it was not. Hear me, wasn't it? Uh, tell

you what. I'll phone Rose right now, and I'll tell

him to tell your boss. It's all a little joke.

Felix. Felix, I want you to go find Mr. Barco and

tell him George didn't do any of those awful

things I made up. I get it. It's the old dial the

wrong number and make pretend bed. Right.

Hello, this is George Norton. Who are you?

That was Rose. He's a champion fighter. That one.

Um, let's get comfy. Yeah, let's, uh, let's get

comfy.

But before we get too comfy, could you straighten

me out on one thing? What's your connection with

Murray Foster? He's my late husband.

Well, uh, in my apartment. You said you were

married to some guy named, uh, Hubert Kane. Well,

I was lying there, and that's the truth.

My maiden name is to begin with. And I married

name is foster.

Uh, then why did you, uh, change Murray's name to

Hubert? Well, Mary died under peculiar

circumstances. What was so peculiar about him?

Well, he wasn't exactly there when he died. Time,

you see. Uh, Mary and I were sailing on our yacht.

Just the two of us. And he was standing near the

rail. Suddenly, a big wave came up. George, I was

afraid everybody'd think I pushed him in for the

insurance. So in order to protect myself, I came

up with a little scheme. Yeah, well, you tell me

more, you tell me more. Well, I decided that it

would look better if. If Mary died in his place of

business in a fire, so. Yeah. Yeah. Now I get it.

You were the one who contacted Kurt Brock. Well, I

needed a body. Someone who was badly burned so

that people would think it was Murray. Get it?

Yeah, I'm starting to get it. I think Kurt used to

be my hairdresser before he got into the burial

game. Yeah, and, uh, Kurt knew of a body that was

available. So you borrowed Courtney Brody's body,

right? Oh, was that his name? Well, I didn't ask.

It's an oversight. Uh.

Oh, my. This is not my day. Oh, uh, for a cemetery

nightwatchman, you're, uh, a little off your beat,

aren't you? He's not a night watchman. That's my

husband, man.

Lady. If they sold stock in instant line, you'd

cornered the market. Move on. Moving where? Nobody

really got hurt, did they? I mean, we just waited

patiently for Kurt to tell us when a burnt corpse

was available. And then. And then was time for the

old switcheroo. He put Morrie's watch and ring on

the lodging. A little match to the store.

Everybody cries of Morrie's funeral! It's like the

life insurance money. And then it's spongy time,

right? Oh, yes. Certainly a noisy man, Mr. Norton.

And yes, suddenly.

A man with purple suede shoes. You'll kill Kurt

Brock. You made it necessary. Me? I came to your

apartment to see if you knew anything. And then

when I learned you were going to Kurt's place.

Well, we couldn't take the chance to make him talk.

You know, hairdressers, they love to gab. Yeah,

well, uh, it's one thing to kill a hairdresser,

but. Why don't you put my hat in the oven? Clever,

huh? You see, my oversexed wife had sprayed now

all over your hat. So I baked the fragrance out so

the police couldn't trace the perfume. Yeah, but

they can trace the hat to me. It would have

stopped there. But you insisted on forcing our

hand again. What did I do this time? Well, we

couldn't have you running around trying the way

you do. So we had rows pay a visit to of us, and

with some visit they were preparing a dog blanket

for me. Mary has a marvelously diabolical brain

and he figured everything out for himself. Thank

you, darling. Um. Uh. But you got to watch that

temper. Kill kill kill. I told you I had to kill

Merryweather. You killed Merryweather too, cause

he found out what Brock was up to and he wanted to

blackmail us. We start out with a simple, honest

insurance swindle. And all of a sudden, there's

bodies all over the place. So all you wanted was

Archie brought his body. Oh, it could have been

any corpse that people didn't view. So they

wouldn't look into his coffin and find out he

wasn't inside. Then, uh, where is Archie now? In

my grave. Oh, we're going to see. It's well kept

up, I promise. Promise. Then Archie, as is as he

was, right. I mean, he's still wearing the same

shoes and socks. The same suit, the same jacket.

Of course. You think we're in the used clothes

business? Oh. That's funny. That's a funny, funny,

funny remark. Now I see why you married him.

Because he's a lot of fun all over the place.

Hahahahahahaha! Well, it's nice meeting you two

folks. It's wonderful. And enjoy. Spain or Brazil?

York. It's beautiful. You get a good tan. And good

luck to you, George and Hmhm. You don't mind if

your headstone reads Brody, do you? I don't think

I have much choice, huh? Now, come on, let's sit

down. See, we have to wait here until it gets dark.

Yes, we. We couldn't go out while it's light.

Someone might recognize Murray, you know, ask

questions. Sure. I bleed for you. You will. I know,

I know. Sure. Um. Coffee? Anyone? Oh, yeah. I, uh,

I will have a cup of coffee. No. Uh, no. Criminal

sugar. I don't want to put on any weight. What am

I talking, put on weight? Only think I'm going to

put on as a little lead.

Oh, did I? Um. Daddy, I'm thinking this guy.

Wondering who's here. Ready? Murray, it's chilly

out here. Hurry him up. Now, what would you

suggest, dear? If I use this, it'll never get done.

You got a point. Why don't we try back at the town,

find a nice steam bath. Please, George, will you

get back down there? Huh? Murray! It's freezing.

I'm going to catch cold. All right, then I'll

shoot him, and then you dig. That way you can keep

warm. Charge you like in the front are in the back.

I thought that gun. **** it!

This is no ordinary shovel. All I have to do is

tennis handle. I spray the both of you. The poor

man is desperate. All right. Can you imagine him

trying to fool you, Don? Okay. You think I'm

falling now? Here we go. Oh, yeah.

All right, ma'am? Well, then.

Everybody.

Pretty.

Funny, huh? Kind of. Keep your mouth shut. I have

the perfect alibi. Yeah.

It was all my wife's idea. You see, when she heard

about the.

Show. Oh, I.

Where's my son? Oh, George. No, he's right over

there. Follow me.

And then it.

Hi, Bobby.

Oh, I just put in a new window this afternoon.

Well. I'm sorry. What is it with you? Did you have

a bad experience with your baby bottle? And you're

still angry at glass? I rang the bell and there

was no answer. I was running around all day, so I

thought I grab a nap before leaving for the

airport. You're going away, huh? My agent didn't

think my act was too good. Um. I'm sorry. And one

of my devs got careless. Well, no, those things do

happen. It was a brand new hair doing on there. Oh,

well, California, here I come. Yeah.

Let me know, please. Never mind, George, I can do

it. Don't be silly. Come on. I noticed you only

wearing one shoe. You're liable to trip and hurt

yourself. No, I, uh. I get a better grip with my

toes. This way. I'll think they're looking for you.

Why take chances?

Make sure you get most of the all women on your

jury.

Do you have that kind of adorable lost look that

women adore?

Well, let's. Oh, uh. Archie's picture.

Would you put it in the blue suitcase, please?

Sure.

Into one. Look into this blue. Here are algae.

Probably. That's blue. Oh, dear. Isn't it blue?

George? I'm colorblind. I'm so colorblind. I keep

getting jaywalking tickets. Bobby, when I asked

you to use the blue suit for Archie. Did you give

it to the mortician or did he pick it out? I did.

I gave it to him. I laid it out on the bin.

Oh, oh, oh, don't tell me. Oh, just a minute.

Maybe. Well, I got it. I thought I goofed. Archie

is wearing his blue suit. See, here's his brown

one. Yeah, the brown one is still here. Oh, you

did real good, Bobby. Real good. Thank you. Oh, I

see that somebody deserving gets that for you.

Don't worry. Somebody very deserving is going to

get this suit. Oh, Bobby, good luck to you. And

God bless your eyes. Thank you. Well, bye bye bye.

See you. Right.

If you ever, ever get to California. Look me up.

Yeah.

The brown suit. It's all blue. At the time of the

collision Monday night between the fighter plane

and an airliner with. If the police nabbed him, it

would be on the news on Wednesday.

Yeah, this is George. I'm at Bobby's. I found the

blue suit. It's George Norton, and he's over at

Bobby's apartment. He found the blue suit. Tell

him to wait right there. I says wait there. I'll

be right over.

I am was. Hey, no wonder Brock accused me of

picking out the wrong socks. Mariachi, you see

what a brown suit I would have? Where's the money?

Uh, it's. It's not in the lawsuit. You got me all

excited just to hand me a 38 regular.

George.

You know I like you, right? Oh, sure, boss. We're

practically pals. And just hand over the money.

I don't have it. But that's just what that maniac

wants you to think. What maniac? I think the

murderer knew that Bobby is a contest. Not. So he

has a whole barbecue outfit delivered to her like

she wanted. You know Bobby was hooked on contest.

Why don't you say boss? Somebody has been set me

up as the patsy all the time.

Why are you? Well, because, uh, I'm a good dresser.

I mean, that's why you put me on the board. Don't

remind me. Look, the killer figures. After Archie

dies, you'll put me in charge of the going away

ensemble, right? And you choose blue. Right. But

the killer has to be sure. So he calls up and

pretends he's the mortician. And he asks Bobby

what suit she's going to use for Archie. She says

blue. Why is it so important? Archie wears a

traveling suit. Because Archie handed over a

million that morning. And to one of our own board

members. That's character assassination, George.

Watch it.

Don't you see, boss? Once the guy got the money.

He's got to have Archie primarily quiet. So you

can't tell anybody. He's already hand across the

dough. But I can't believe a board member you

believed I did it, and I'm a board member. No

members still have the stigma, George. Well, if

you ask me, Fred Harwell still got plenty of

stigma. I ha. Well. Well, he's my right hand. Yeah,

well, that right hand was pretty confused about

who was supposed to collect the machine that

morning. You remember? Yeah, but Fred is like, uh.

Yeah, Friday's. But I was supposed to take the

blame for having sticky fingers. But how? It

doesn't figure that some nice business couple from

Uptown is borrowing Archie for a fire insurance

switch. Is that what happened to Archie? Even

Harwell can't say I stole money from a suit that

wasn't there from a body that is likewise. I mean,

it's just not there. George. I think you've zeroed

in on something. Sure, but it's not Harwell.

That's Archie's wife, Bobbie. Sure. She sends

herself a barbecue. Fills the can with gasoline.

Archie Broyles himself a pair of wings. And his

wife is breeding all over the place. Hmm. You know,

when Archie lit the match, Bobby was down here

with those four snakes away from the scene of the

crime.

How do you like that little phony?

I was feeling sorry for her and she was setting me

up for an alibi. Where is she? Uh, she left for

the airport. California. I'm putting out a

contract on her. Oh, no. But you don't have to do

that. Look, why don't you just make it give the

money back and maybe give her a reprimand and take

away her duds? George, you're too soft. Operator,

I want to clean one line. Area code (216) 771-6525.

Right.

He was. Remember, only a couple of days ago, we

were in the same room with good old Archie. Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Hey, boss, we've got a match. This thing right

here. Yeah.

That's a beautiful suit, you know. Really, I don't

know. Yeah. Isn't that the same jacket? What a day.

We had lunch here. Yeah, but it's beautiful.

Forget it. Forget it. Forget. You know, you should

should have had that stain removed right after you

ate lunch because, you know you can ruin a

beautiful suit like this. What am I talking about?

You didn't have lunch here. You, uh. You ate that

big commie sandwich I brought you. Would you shut

up? Now, what difference does it make what I ate?

Oh, it's nothing. It's just that. I don't see why

you wanted to have lunch here with Archie when you

already put away that big sandwich at the office.

Can't you see I'm on the phone? I mean, it's it's

almost as if you know in advance that, um, you

know, like, in advance.

That you weren't going to have lunch here. What

are you.

Because you know. Thought she was going to die,

and we'd. Never get to those sites.

The.

I think.

He has to. And.

If you up. I'm.

Oh, my.

Who?

Still a patsy, George.

No.

Baby mama. That was a great promise. Is Martin he

pretty good yourself? I'm glad I followed you

upstairs, ladies. Oh, I came back because I was

worried about you. I've been worried about them

all day. That's why I called Mr. Bar Ma. Hey, mom.

Mom, what happened to the million dollars? Well,

the the board can find it, but she knows where it

is, so he floats. It's.

I think it's in the lining of the boss's suit. But

I know one guy who is not going to go digging for

it. Right? George is going to retire from

corporate work. He's going to do something I've

always wanted him to do open a habitat. Me? My son

has impeccable taste. Thank you.

Hmhm. Hey. Yeah, yeah, I heard living in

California is great. Sweetheart. Look. Now eat

first, huh? You'll talk later, huh? Oh, yeah? Yeah,

you could have a better look. So. Come on. You're

so skinny. I'm a lot size lesson. I'm not going to

get mama, I don't mind. I'll be with you forever.

Ha ha ha!

Of.

Home.

Man.