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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:16,116 (Goosebumps theme playing) 2 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,951 ♪ Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff 3 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:18,952 (Stairs creaking) 4 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,120 MATT: Alright. 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,121 ’Kay, you ready? 6 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,289 Wh-where’s your costume? 7 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:23,957 We’re gonna clean this place up first. 8 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,659 Yeah, but trick-or-treating time’s now, the time’s now! 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,027 No, we’re not going trick-or-treating until 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,128 this place is cleaned up. 11 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:29,196 I’m not leaving this place like this. 12 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,831 Look, there’s crumbs everywhere. 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,200 Just imagine we come home with a bag full of treats, 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,401 and we put it on a clean ground. 15 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,469 We categorize all the candy. 16 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:36,971 Yeah, we can’t, man, 17 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,271 because there’s not gonna be any candy left. 18 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,573 We gotta go while the getting’s good. 19 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,574 You know that. 20 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,909 No, this place is too messy, Matt. 21 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,377 Yeah, you know what I realized? 22 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,045 We got a fucking Bolshevik in here. 23 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,747 You’re just trying to get out of cleaning. 24 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,282 Look what you’re doing, you’re making more of a mess! 25 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,884 And I’m gonna get a bag full! 26 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,084 Look what you did to the pillow! 27 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:52,218 It’s my bag! 28 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,387 My favourite pillow. 29 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,022 When I come back, it’s gonna be so big. 30 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:57,258 It’s gonna be a plump bitch bag! 31 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,625 Full! 32 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,127 Why don’t we just take it down a little bit. 33 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,428 Sure, you’re right, okay. 34 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,963 - And we’ll do a quick Lysol-- - No! That’s it! 35 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:03,997 No, we’re gonna clean now! 36 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,232 We’re going trick-or-treating now! 37 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,900 - Now we’re gonna clean! - No, now trick-treat! 38 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,235 We’re not going trick-or-treating. 39 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,737 Yep! 40 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,671 No, we’re gonna-- we’re gonna clean first. 41 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:12,740 You know what? 42 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,841 The Halloween spirit has left you, 43 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,042 and now you will be haunted. 44 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,678 - Hunted? - Haunted! 45 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:18,946 No, that’s not-- 46 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,549 I’m gonna get a bag full of goodies! 47 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:22,816 A bag full of... 48 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,484 Don’t leave this house, Matt. 49 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,419 May Halloween put a curse on you! 50 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,454 (Gasping) 51 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:33,260 ♪ 52 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,763 (Thundering) 53 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,130 (Streetcar screeching) 54 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,232 (Howling) 55 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,534 (Thundering) 56 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,304 (Evil laughing) 57 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,505 (Screaming) 58 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:55,582 ♪ 59 00:01:55,582 --> 00:02:05,092 ♪ 60 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,627 (Laughing) 61 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,095 Trick or treat! 62 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,830 How are ya doing? 63 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,166 Ah, Rockets! 64 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:13,299 Amazing. 65 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,635 Thank you, thank you. 66 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,803 Can’t believe Jay’s missing this, this is crazy. 67 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,304 Whoa! 68 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,572 That got me, I’m serious. 69 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,608 Ah, a little Spiderman. 70 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,710 (Kid shouting) 71 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,579 Ah, that’s good, the webs. 72 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,081 I’m the Grim Reaper of Death. 73 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,248 You’re a Minion? 74 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,884 Yeah. (Laughing) 75 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,419 Okay. 76 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,821 Trick or treat! 77 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:36,923 Hello? 78 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,959 I’m trick-or-treating. 79 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,530 Oh. 80 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:50,971 I just realized I’m the only... adult trick-or-treating. 81 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,840 I thought it was gonna be mostly... 82 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,441 like cool old people like us. 83 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,709 (Nervous laughing) 84 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,485 Okay, thanks. 85 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:05,986 Just starting to think that maybe it was a mistake 86 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,821 leaving my friend. 87 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,123 He’s cleaning by himself. (Chuckling) 88 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,827 You don’t have any cleaning supplies in there, do you? 89 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,697 Trick or treat without me? 90 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,569 Call me Bulkovich? 91 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:23,570 (Grunting) 92 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,871 (Clanking) 93 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,921 Oh, (Bleep). 94 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:52,199 (Ominous music) 95 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:55,135 What the hell is this? 96 00:03:55,135 --> 00:04:05,212 (Ominous music) 97 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:17,257 (Ominous music) 98 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,025 It’s a music book! 99 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,500 (Knuckles cracking) 100 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,902 (Clearing throat) 101 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:35,875 (Notes playing) 102 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:41,414 (Notes playing) 103 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,383 That’s pretty simple. 104 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:51,691 (Piano playing) 105 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,927 (Electrical buzzing) 106 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,695 (Laughing) 107 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,063 Learned my lesson! 108 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,364 (Laughing) 109 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,803 Come on! 110 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,272 Jay! 111 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,909 (Door shutting) 112 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,277 Bird? 113 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,248 The hell? 114 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,954 He went out trick-or-treating. 115 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,291 I got to him. 116 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,729 I’m gonna clean the house before he gets back! 117 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:42,109 ♪ 118 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:45,178 (Loud booming) 119 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,080 (Gasping) Matt! 120 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,484 I’m small! 121 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,684 Matt! 122 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,520 (Whistling) 123 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,855 (Glass shattering) Oh, shit! 124 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,323 I’ll have to clean that up. 125 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:59,059 (Laughing) 126 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:03,964 This is gonna be great! 127 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,933 ♪ 128 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,400 Okay, what do I start with... 129 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,335 Ah, the piano! 130 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,772 What everybody knows is a piano... 131 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:13,940 needs a good spray. 132 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,276 Oh, (Bleep)! 133 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,044 (Crinkling) 134 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,480 You know, people get weird with wood. 135 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,215 Not me, I go water. 136 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,484 (Loud splashing) 137 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,721 (Screaming) 138 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,456 (Bottle spritzing) 139 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:32,125 Jay just does not maintain this piano! 140 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,296 (Gasping) 141 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:40,267 (Loud booming) 142 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,870 (Groaning) 143 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,537 (Laughing) 144 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,272 Yikes! 145 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,808 Woo! 146 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,043 See, when Bird gets home, 147 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,579 you are never gonna see a harder dick. 148 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,815 That dude... 149 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,316 That is a-- That’s a good guy. 150 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,084 That guy is my best friend. 151 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,619 I’m not kidding. 152 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:02,222 And the shit that I tried to pull on him today with the... 153 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,258 oh yeah, no Halloween for you... 154 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,260 (Screaming) 155 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,129 Of course he’s mad. 156 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:12,065 I’m outta the house two minutes, and he’s gone. 157 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,500 (Distant screaming) 158 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,002 Huh. 159 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,604 Uh, okay, time to get back to it. 160 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,139 (Groaning) 161 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,607 MATT: Look at this crap. 162 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,944 Yuck! Ugh! 163 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,813 Okay. 164 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,881 Oh, Matt! Matt! 165 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,916 - Aah. - Matt! 166 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,151 (Distant screaming) 167 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,188 (Distant screaming) 168 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:43,830 ♪ 169 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,132 I gotta get his attention! 170 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,934 MATT: What’s this from? 171 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,103 Someone was ripping a pillow apart. 172 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,272 Animals. 173 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,640 (Dinging) 174 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,175 (Sighing) 175 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,210 Time for a big Art Attack! 176 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,511 ♪ 177 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,079 Let’s see if I can figure out this one. 178 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,049 ♪ 179 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,083 Yeah, there we go. 180 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,787 ♪ 181 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,121 Oh, Matt’s gonna love this. 182 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,690 ♪ 183 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,927 What the hell? 184 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:29,108 (Uplifting music) 185 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,811 Now that is a piece of shit. 186 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,346 You don’t-- Jay didn’t make that, did he? 187 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,718 Oh my god. 188 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:47,427 (Bittersweet music) 189 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:51,965 (Sighing) 190 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,301 Guess I am just a Bulkovich. 191 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,670 Wait a second... 192 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,172 Oh! 193 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,141 I should vacuum up that stupid art. 194 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,809 (Dramatic sting) 195 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,377 (Vacuum whirring) 196 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,713 MATT: I’m gonna clean this table! 197 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,815 Oh, gotta get that Art Attack. 198 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,917 Here I go. Ah! 199 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,052 (Vacuum whirring) 200 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,122 Sweep this fucking table up! 201 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:19,726 ♪ 202 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,962 Whoa! 203 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:25,631 (Vacuum whirring) 204 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,100 JAY: Help! 205 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,369 (Vacuum whirring) 206 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,837 Did you hear that? 207 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,372 (Vacuum whirring) 208 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,807 Hello? 209 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,208 JAY: Matt! 210 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,143 (Vacuum whirring) 211 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,080 JAY: Matt! 212 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,748 Jay? 213 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,550 JAY: Matt, it’s me! 214 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,685 Yeah, Bird, where are you, man? 215 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:48,087 JAY: I’m in your head! 216 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,223 No kidding. 217 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,891 JAY: No, I’m in your head! 218 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,459 Yeah, okay, so what do you want? 219 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,728 You’re sending me on a mission? 220 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,596 Do I have to kill the person who killed you? 221 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,498 Jay, I’m sorry, are you dead? 222 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,333 JAY: Matt, your papier-mâché head! 223 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,669 What?! 224 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,672 JAY: Matt, you gotta get me outta here! 225 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,673 What do you mean, Bird? 226 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,308 You fit your whole body in there? 227 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,676 JAY: No, I’m small! 228 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:12,045 What the hell are you talking about? 229 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,080 JAY: You gotta help me! 230 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,915 We’ll get to the bottom of this. 231 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,985 JAY: Don’t step on me! 232 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,887 (Grunting) 233 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,723 Look at me. 234 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,358 What the hell?! 235 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,793 Oh my god! 236 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,961 I need help! 237 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,262 Hold on! 238 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,233 Oh, jeez. 239 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,036 (Panting) 240 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,037 Oh! 241 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,939 Can you see me? 242 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,208 Uh, yes, I do. 243 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,744 This is the body and the feet. 244 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,879 Um... 245 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,049 What happened to you, man?! 246 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,684 I played from that magical book over at the piano, 247 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,419 and it turned me small! 248 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,620 Oh. 249 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,357 Dude, that book looks pure evil. 250 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,558 What the fuck? 251 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,126 JAY: Yeah, it’s a cursed book! 252 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,128 So if it’s cursed, then we just have to play a different song. 253 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,296 Is that how this works? 254 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,631 JAY: Okay, okay okay okay okay. 255 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,933 Then we’ll change-- Yeah, then we’ll change you... 256 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:07,967 Hmm... 257 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,335 JAY: Okay. 258 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,003 Change you back... 259 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,205 (Lips smacking) 260 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,873 Why are you doing that with your mouth? 261 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,375 (Lips smacking) 262 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,610 What? 263 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,643 Oh, no no no, I’m saying we’re gonna change-- 264 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,979 You’re licking your lips? 265 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,480 Uh, no no. 266 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,015 You’re thinking about eating me? 267 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,317 - What’s the matter with you? - Yeah, yeah, you know what? 268 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,585 It’s just-- You know what? 269 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,287 It was in case this is a dream, 270 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,456 and I would regret it if I woke up and I didn’t do it. 271 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,523 No! Come on! 272 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,624 Put me on the piano! 273 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,092 Okay, alright, okay. 274 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,062 This is a pretty fucked up situation 275 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,231 in... in many regards. 276 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,800 JAY: Matt, I just wanna get brought back to regular size! 277 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,335 Yeah, okay, alright! 278 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,436 Okay, so what are we gonna do? 279 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,671 I’ll pick you up! Ready? Here we go! 280 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,173 Climb up on my hand. 281 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,041 Okay. You’re not gonna eat me? 282 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,876 MATT: I already said I wasn’t. 283 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,245 Ugh, ’kay, just take me to the piano now. 284 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,379 MATT: What? 285 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,714 Look-- What a diva. 286 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,249 Okay, ready? Here we go. 287 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,584 (Grunting) 288 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,419 Whoa! Oh, (Bleep)! 289 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,222 (Laughing) 290 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,857 This is fun! 291 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,191 It’s like you’re a boy again! 292 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,959 JAY: I’m just a little baby! 293 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,895 Oh, you’re so cute! 294 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,431 (Screaming) 295 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,799 JAY: ’Kay, I’m gonna jump! 296 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,801 Whoa... Ha! 297 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,470 Hey, you did it! 298 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,838 Oh my god, I did it! 299 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,640 Okay, I’ll get the book. 300 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,809 Okay, alright, can you read this one? 301 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,411 - Yeah, that one looks good. - Okay. 302 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,012 It looks like a friendly song. 303 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,480 Yeah, dude, this is it! 304 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,983 Look, it’s got a body, and it turns into a bigger body. 305 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,219 This is the... This is the reverse-- revert. 306 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,352 JAY: Okay, here we go! 307 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,722 Oh, do... Tom Hanks, do the Tom Hanks. 308 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,925 Like, okay, yeah, so it’s like dun dun dun dun... 309 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,393 What the hell? 310 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,228 No, do Tom Hanks I’m saying. 311 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,263 It’s not making any sounds ’cause I’m small! 312 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,234 MATT: Oh, that movie’s called Big, this is the issue. 313 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,835 Okay, so then you gotta teach me how to do it. 314 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,136 So you show me what... 315 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,638 what to play, and I’ll fucking play the song. 316 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,639 Okay, yeah. 317 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,774 - Press this one! - Okay. 318 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,842 (Note playing) 319 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:59,079 Good, now all the way... here. 320 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,913 Okay, so... 321 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:05,084 Da, da, da, da, black one! 322 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,453 (Snorting) 323 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,588 Nice moves, man! 324 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,593 (Laughing) 325 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,261 No, okay, yeah, I will play it, okay. 326 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,431 (Notes playing) 327 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,799 Yeah, that’s good! 328 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,134 I’m good at this, Bird! 329 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,702 (Notes playing) 330 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,137 Okay, good, I remember this, I remember this. 331 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,205 What is that? Whoa! 332 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,672 - I think it’s working! - Whoa, whoa! 333 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:30,143 (Screaming) 334 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,078 (Panting) 335 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,146 Did it work? 336 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,015 (Gasping) 337 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,349 Did it work? Did it work? 338 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,984 I’m big! 339 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,286 I did it! I... 340 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,721 Bird? 341 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,423 Matt? 342 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,025 What are you in my body for? 343 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,226 (Gasping) 344 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,260 (Screaming) 345 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:56,035 (Spooky music) 346 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,870 Oh, (Bleep). 347 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,374 JAY: Matt’s body has got my mind in it! 348 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,444 Oh my god. 349 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,782 I’m... Matt. 350 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,117 Oh no! 351 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,952 I don’t wanna be Matt! 352 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,654 Oh God, look at him! 353 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,989 Let me out! 354 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,356 Let me o-o-out! 355 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,925 This is great! 356 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,127 (Laughing) 357 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,629 How is this great, Matt? 358 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:23,963 Now we can really get a show at the Rivoli! 359 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,031 What? 360 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,069 There we go. 361 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,070 No, no no no, no, no, Matt... 362 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,773 We’re not making a Rivoli plan, Matt! 363 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,375 Just think about it, Bird. 364 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,912 You get up there in my body and you start playing the piano! 365 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,447 They don’t know that you’re the piano player. 366 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,417 They don’t know us well? 367 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,818 It’s not gonna make any difference at all. 368 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,019 ’Kay, what if we go to the Rivoli and-- 369 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,088 No! We’re figuring out how to switch back! 370 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,189 That’s it! 371 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,424 (Buzzing) 372 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,759 You got a fly on you? 373 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,294 Because the bugs are attracted to how... 374 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,294 (Sniffing) 375 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:56,662 You stink! 376 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,867 Alright, so we’ll switch back. 377 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,469 We’ll work on switching back. 378 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,772 So how about a little bit of music? 379 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,107 - Pssh! - Bird, play the piano. 380 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,240 For what? 381 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,709 Little inspiration! 382 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,044 Okay, fine. 383 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,611 Okay, ready? 384 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,047 I’m only doing this once. 385 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:20,252 (Piano playing) 386 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,622 Okay, so we know that the book is cursed. 387 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,157 You’re playing songs from the book... 388 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,760 Right, and then you-- and then you played the... 389 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,561 the Freaky Friday song. 390 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,129 Played the Freaky Friday song. 391 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,797 We play that song again, and then we’re gonna switch back. 392 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,133 Bird, do you understand that-- 393 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:35,668 I got it, yeah, okay, I’ll play the song again. 394 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,071 ♪ Oh I’d like to be you for a day ♪ 395 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,010 Put your arms down, nothing happened. 396 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,044 Play it again. 397 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,479 We used up the magic in this page. 398 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,780 Well, play a different song! 399 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,048 I don’t know, Matt. 400 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,750 Come on, there’s probably a nice song in here. 401 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,118 Maybe we’ll get something fun. 402 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,519 - Fun? - Play this one. 403 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,987 (Sighing) 404 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,822 - Come on, play. - Okay... 405 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:04,164 (Piano playing) 406 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,133 (Bongos playing) 407 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,801 Huh... 408 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,403 Whoa, Matt, I didn’t notice this before. 409 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,171 (Bongos playing) 410 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,607 "A hunter from the darkest wild..." 411 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,276 "...makes you feel just like a child." 412 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,878 (Laughing) 413 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,646 (Gasping) 414 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,615 BOTH: Van Pelt! 415 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,283 (Screaming) 416 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,484 (Gunshot) 417 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,920 Oh, shit! 418 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,587 You miserable coward! 419 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,957 Come back and face me like a man! 420 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,525 Oh, Jesus Christ! 421 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,526 (Gunshot) 422 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,594 (Glass shattering) 423 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,729 (Bleep)! 424 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,798 Jay, play another song on the piano! 425 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,400 W-What song? W-which song?! 426 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,034 Just play something! 427 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,836 Okay, okay, Matt, I got one! 428 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,571 (Piano playing) 429 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,839 Stand up. 430 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:54,146 (Piano playing) 431 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,748 Matt, it’s not working! 432 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,718 (Laughing) 433 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,286 You got him laughing, Bird. 434 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,255 You’re finally acting like a man. 435 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,358 Any last words? 436 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,195 9/11 was an inside job. 437 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,563 Investigate Building 7. 438 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,564 Jet fuel cannot-- (Gunshot) 439 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,732 Melt steel beams! 440 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,802 Jay? 441 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,003 I did it, I did it, I did it! 442 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,339 I played the right song! 443 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,706 You’re alive! 444 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,074 I thought you were gonna get shot! 445 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,343 I don’t actually-- I don’t really believe that. 446 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,644 So the 9/11 stuff... 447 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,113 We’re both alive! We’re back in our own bodies! 448 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,381 (Cheering) 449 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,816 (Shuddering) 450 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,884 (Sniffing) 451 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,285 Well, we went through something today. 452 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,354 I know! 453 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,654 And thank God it’s over. 454 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,659 (Electrical buzzing) 455 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,828 What was that? 456 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,195 Ah, I got a tummy ache. 457 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,229 A what-y ache? 458 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,665 Something in your ear? (Shuddering) 459 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,866 - What was that? - Oh! 460 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,201 What are you doing? 461 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,301 (Bleep)! 462 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,938 (Gasping) 463 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:55,775 (Screaming) 464 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,245 (Wincing) 465 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,413 (Screaming) 466 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,716 (Gasping) 467 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,953 (Gagging) 468 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:11,191 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 469 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,491 (Gagging) 470 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,728 (Screaming) 471 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:22,501 (Growling) 472 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:27,039 (Screaming) 473 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,274 World Star! 474 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,642 (Growling) 475 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:37,049 (Roaring) 476 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,350 Hey, Bird, hey! 477 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,519 (Roaring) 478 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,586 Hey, hey, Bird! 479 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:41,887 It’s me, it’s Matt, it’s Matt! 480 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,455 Bird, it’s Matt, it’s Matt! 481 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,958 (Growling) 482 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,425 Bird? 483 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,927 Are you still Bird? 484 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,962 Matt... 485 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,330 - Matt. - Matt! 486 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,232 Hey, Jaybird! 487 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,467 Yeah, I can-- I can talk. 488 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,970 You’re still a human? 489 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,504 The best part of you is still there. 490 00:18:58,504 --> 00:18:59,872 What happened? 491 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,440 Do you wanna be honest or kind? 492 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,675 Well, how do I look? 493 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,645 You’re a wolf. 494 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,649 Take me to the doctor. 495 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,151 I have a feeling, you go to a doctor, 496 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,685 and I’m never seeing you again. 497 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,320 How bad is it? 498 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,454 10 out of 10. 499 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,256 - Oh, (Bleep). - Yes. 500 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,257 Yeah, it’s a bit... 501 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,693 Wait a second, wait a second. 502 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,428 Is this a prank? 503 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,230 A prank? 504 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,232 Be honest, Matt, is this a prank? 505 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,567 How would I orc-- 506 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,101 I mean, that’s the most insane prank of all time. 507 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,669 Well, what are we gonna do?! 508 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,305 We gotta turn me back! 509 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,339 P-play another song from the book! 510 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,641 That’s the last one. 511 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,510 What do you mean it’s the last one?! 512 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,512 Look: blanks, blanks, blanks. 513 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,880 Nothing left. 514 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,415 Who the hell wrote that book?! 515 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,850 What? Yeah, you think it was me? 516 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,050 I can’t speak Latin. 517 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,421 Well, somebody’s having a good laugh now! 518 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,256 (Sobbing) 519 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,091 Hey, you know what? No, no, this isn’t bad! 520 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,693 Hey, you know what? You’re a werewolf! 521 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,295 Who... Who’s gonna... 522 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,062 (Bleep) a werewolf? 523 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,499 Who’s gonna wanna... 524 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,601 (Sobbing) 525 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,169 ...(Bleep) me? 526 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,505 You know what? 527 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,639 Maybe they will if you get a... show at the Rivoli. 528 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:17,883 ♪ 529 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,553 ♪ Dark in the city night is a wire ♪ 530 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,424 ♪ Steam in the subway earth is a fire ♪ 531 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:29,628 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ 532 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,998 ♪ 533 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:36,635 ♪ Woman you want me give me a sign ♪ 534 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,438 ♪ And catch my breathing even closer behind ♪ 535 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:44,543 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ 536 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:48,480 ♪ 537 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,550 ♪ In touch with the ground 538 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:54,186 ♪ I’m on the hunt I’m after you ♪ 539 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,023 ♪ Smell like I sound I’m lost in a crowd ♪ 540 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:02,761 ♪ And I’m hungry like the wolf 541 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,731 Yes, he is a werewolf! 542 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,799 It’s Nirvanna the Band and the Wolf. 543 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,801 Baby, this is the-- this is the show of a lifetime. 544 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,670 Plays the piano, sings, dances, anything you want. 545 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,204 Do I sound like I’m joking? 546 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,139 I’m watching him right now chasing fucking squirrels, 547 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,308 he’s gonna rip the thing apart. 548 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:16,475 He’ll do it all! 549 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:17,943 Dude, hey, for an extra 500, 550 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,745 I can get him to tie you up and fuck your wife for ya. 551 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,915 ♪ 552 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,049 We got a deal! 553 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,018 We did it! 554 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,019 (Laughing) 555 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,621 We got the show at the Rivoli! 556 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,622 I... I... 557 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,090 (Gunshot) 558 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,060 Huh? 559 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,930 (Gasping) 560 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,101 Bird? 561 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,883 Ah... 562 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:09,128 ♪ 563 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:14,400 ♪ 35384

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