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(Shouting)
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(Music playing)
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Not spicy.
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(Music playing)
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There, okay, yes, the pepper.
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Add... spice.
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Hot jambalaya!
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Okay, Jay, I figured it out!
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Okay, I got it.
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Listen to this: you go...
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Actually, I’m going out tonight.
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I’m saying this
plan is for tonight.
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Going to a party.
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Say what?
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I know you have a plan,
and it sounds great,
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and I can’t wait
to hear the plan.
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I don’t have A plan,
I have THE plan!
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I have got the plan,
I’ve figured it out!
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Yeah, not tonight.
I have plans tonight.
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(Sighing)
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Okay, what do you mean,
going to a party?
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- Going to a party?
- I’m going to a party.
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You’re invited to a party?
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Can I go to the party?
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What-- What are we doing?
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Am I getting permission
from you to go to a party?
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No, no, no, no, no,
here’s what it was.
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I was so confused, ’cause here
I am coming up with the plan,
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and I’ve got it,
and I’m thinking,
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"Alright, yeah, my best
friend’s coming downstairs.
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Time to tell him the plan,
we’re working to get this show."
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And I figured it out
after years, and...
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No, wait, Matt.
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I’m just... gonna do
my own thing tonight.
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Doing your own thing!
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Yeah.
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Is that okay with you?
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Yes, my man!
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(Laughing)
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Yes, it is.
(Laughing)
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You know we see
each other every day.
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Uh, yes.
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Kinda getting sick of it.
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(Laughing)
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It is getting to the
point where you want to...
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Do these guys know anybody else?
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We need a break, right?
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- Where are the women?!
- Where are the women!
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What do you think’s gonna
happen: you try to cross here,
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I pull a knife out of
a place you can’t see?
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Right?
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The surprise?
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What is-- hidden blade?
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- I gotta go.
- Yeah, exactly.
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I’m-- Okay, have a
good time at the party.
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Alright.
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Okay.
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(Chuckling)
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Hey, I’ll see you
when you get back.
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Have a good time.
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I’m sorry of the stu...
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(Door closing)
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Just doing his own thing.
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Makes sense.
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♪
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♪ Figaro Figaro Figaro Figaro
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♪ Figaro Figaro Figaro Figaro
Figaro Figaro Figaro ♪
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♪ Figaro
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♪ Son qua
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♪ Hey Figaro
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♪ Son qua, Figaro qua,
Figaro la, Figaro qua ♪
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♪ Figaro la, Figaro su, Figaro
giu, Figaro su, Figaro giu ♪
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♪ Pronto prontissimo
son come il fulmine ♪
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♪ Sono il factotum della citta
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♪ Della citta, della citta,
della citta, della citta ♪
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Hey, how you doing?
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Good.
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Uh, yeah, I am...
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(Music thumping)
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This is like a
musician party, right?
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Yeah.
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Um, well, I just knew that there
was a bunch of musicians here,
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and I’m a musician as well.
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Um, and I was
actually hoping to do
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a little bit of networking.
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Right.
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Um, this is my friend here!
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Hi, how are you doing?
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You’re late!
(Chuckling)
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For-- For the party!
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Uh...
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(Music thumping)
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Um...
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(Music thumping)
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Alright, uh...
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Alright.
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(Music thumping)
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(Music thumping)
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(Bottle rattling)
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(Music thumping)
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(Crashing)
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How you guys doing?
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(Chattering)
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So many people here.
(Laughing)
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(Chattering)
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- Hi!
- Hey, how you doing?
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♪ I’m the cream of the crop,
I rise to the top ♪
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♪ I never eat a pig
’cause a pig is a cop ♪
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♪ Or better yet a Terminator,
like Arnold Schwarzenegger ♪
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Must be nice.
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I’m Holly.
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Yes.
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I’m Rachel.
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(Chattering)
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Lydia, Lydia, come on!
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We gotta call the cops!
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We gotta dial 911 now!
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Why?
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Well, Mrs. Doubtfire,
he’s a she!
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He’s a sh-- He’s a she-she!
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- What?
- Ah!
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He’s half man, half woman!
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What?!
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Yes, I swear!
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Alright, everyone,
now just calm down.
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- Freeze!
- Just relax, please!
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- You’re gonna get it!
- In the balls!
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Yeah!
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She’s got ’em?
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She’s got everything.
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I’m not who you think I am.
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Yeah, no shit.
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It’s amazing they don’t know.
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It’s their dad,
and they don’t know.
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How is that possible?
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It’s the most unrealistic...
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How does your own wife and
kids not recognize it’s you?
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You got a little--
a disguise on?
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And they don’t
see through it...
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(Orchestral swell)
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Don’t follow me!
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(Music thumping)
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I’m Jay.
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I’m in a band, um...
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I’m one half of
my band, but I...
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I’m not with that other
half tonight just because--
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No, just ’cause we can do our
own thing and I don’t need to--
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we’re not attached at
the hip or anything.
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No, we didn’t break up.
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I’m just doing my
own thing tonight.
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(Laughing)
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I feel like-- I feel like you
guys are just making fun of me.
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(Laughing)
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(Sad acoustic music)
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(Sad acoustic music)
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♪ Well did you know that I was
one of those you left behind ♪
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♪ You were up and gone
without a goodbye ♪
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♪ They all said that you were
not the kind to stick around ♪
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♪ I only wish I’d known
that it was time ♪
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♪ The evenings on the
highway coming down to be-- ♪
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Sorry about that, man!
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Do I know you?
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No, no, I don’t think so.
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Yeah, no, you...
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We never met before, man.
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Oh my god.
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Fuck.
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- Okay...
- Oh my god.
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Yeah, okay, look...
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You’re Steve Coogan!
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You’re Steve Coogan, aren’t you?
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The actor, Steve Coogan!
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♪
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Right? Aren’t you?
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No, you got it wrong, but...
but pretty close, man!
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What’s your name?
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♪
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This is the guy!
Met him tonight.
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Jay McCarrol’s a musician!
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Well, you got a business
card or something like that?
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- That’s awesome!
- That’s yours, man.
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(Laughing)
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♪ Pack it up, pack it in,
let me begin ♪
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♪ I came to win,
battle me that’s a sin ♪
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♪ I won’t ever slack up,
punk you better back up ♪
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♪ Try and play the role and
yo the whole crew’ll act up ♪
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Playing a show at
the bloody Rivoli?
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Yeah.
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It’s next to impossible!
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Well, I mean, we
tried a bunch of times.
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I feel like we’re close.
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So then what you need is a plan.
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Come here, man.
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I need a plan, I know.
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And I just happen to have
the exact plan for ya!
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(Uplifting music)
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(Laughing)
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Matt!
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Matt, wake up!
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Wake up!
(Clapping)
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Matt, Matt, Matt,
you’re gonna wanna hear this!
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Huh? Whoa!
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(Laughing)
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Hi, Bird, man.
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What, are you out of breath?
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What are you out of breath for?
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You know, I was having a
nightmare where I was running
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after a big piece of
cheese, finally got it.
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Uh, what’s up?
How you doing?
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I have a plan to get a show!
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What a wake up!
Is this a dream?!
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Here, alright, so...
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This plan...
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Uh, first...
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You know what, I’m just
gonna start writing it down.
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Yeah, exactly.
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And that’ll help me
remember the plan.
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Remember the plan?
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You’re saying you
don’t remember the plan
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that you just came up with?
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- Believe me, it’s my plan.
- Uh-huh.
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- It came from my mind.
- I know.
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I think I’ll have no
problem remembering it.
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So tell me the plan,
and then we can maybe even
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go do the plan today.
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Start with step one.
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Uh, you...
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Uh, okay, so you...
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The Rivoli probably?
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Yeah, go to the Rivoli.
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Remember, the Rivoli has a
restaurant in the front of it.
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Maybe...
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We sit at the
restaurant to have a meal.
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Wow! Oh my god, that’s genius!
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We’ve never done that!
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Did you know that there was
a restaurant at the Rivoli?
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At the front. Very popular.
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- Step three.
- Step three?
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What was step two?
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We’re at the restaurant.
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Step one was go
to the restaurant!
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That’s right.
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Well, these can be
interchangeable.
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You know what,
that’s sort of redundant.
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I-- I gotta stop this.
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You’re making a
fool of yourself.
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The...
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(Sighing)
Okay, look, I...
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Matt, stop.
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I’m about to admit something.
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Oh, not bigger than this.
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I mean, who knows?
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Maybe you’re saying yeah,
like vagina instead of a penis,
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something massive, but...
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This plan?
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It’s not mine.
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It’s Tony’s.
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Ah...
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Oh. Oh! Jay!
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Well, why did you try
to take c-credit for it?
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I guess you’re wondering
who Tony is, huh?
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Maybe I can help you
fill in the gaps--
263
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And I think I know who can
help us figure this out.
264
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,376
- Me, I will--
- Tony.
265
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,044
Well, how are you gonna get Tony
to help you figure this out?
266
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,045
I’m gonna call him.
267
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,380
But what do you mean call Tony?
268
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,082
He doesn’t have a...
269
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,817
(Slowed) So just give
me your phone number.
270
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,419
Oh, you want a phone number?
271
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,886
Yeah, I’m gonna put it
down in my contact list.
272
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,590
Oh, you’re wondering
if I’ve got a phone.
273
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,291
You mean one of these?
274
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,860
(Laughing)
275
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,833
So now I’m just gonna click
on his name and call mobile.
276
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,068
Argh!
277
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,569
Oh, gotta go to the
bathroom outside!
278
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,772
Calling mobile.
279
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,207
(Phone ringing)
280
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,508
’Ello, Tony here!
281
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,510
Tony! It’s Jay!
282
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,379
Ah man, what a wild night!
283
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,449
We had-- Let me guess, you
forgot the plan already?
284
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,150
Yeah, I do need
help with the plan!
285
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,718
I’m gonna imagine
that you’re at a board
286
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:26,953
just writing this down, alright?
287
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,788
Yeah, I’m right at
the board right now.
288
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:32,659
You order mild pad
thai, extra mild.
289
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,629
Anything hotter than
pepper will kill ya!
290
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,498
Then you have Matt
sneak into the kitchen...
291
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,666
Oh, right!
292
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,535
...put cayenne
pepper on the pad thai...
293
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,869
Spice it up.
294
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,004
Oh, you... Oh, hold on,
I’m getting an order here.
295
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,272
Oh shit, is this Uber Eats?
296
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,373
- Tony, what are you doing?
- Yeah, that’s us.
297
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,243
- Thank you, man!
- What’s going on?
298
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,178
Okay, so... hold on.
299
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,212
- Hey, Tony?
- Shoot.
300
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,414
Yeah yeah yeah, the plan, right.
301
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,715
Yeah, the plan, yeah.
302
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,584
Uh, why don’t you--
Ah, Jesus Christ.
303
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,952
(Grunting)
304
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,153
You spice it.
305
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,422
Then when it comes back,
eat it, and you go,
306
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,157
"My god, this is spicy as hell!
307
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,859
I said I was allergic to spice!"
308
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,126
Right.
309
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,128
Then you threaten to--
you threaten to sue...
310
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,496
Right, and then we sue them!
311
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:14,400
...unless they give
you and Matt a show.
312
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,868
Nirvanna The Band.
313
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,236
Did you tell me that was
the name of your band?
314
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,405
I believe you did.
315
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,939
Why don’t you come along?
316
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:22,842
N... No, no, no.
317
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,177
This is your plan!
318
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,879
Nobody knows the plan
better than you do.
319
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,279
Wha-- No, you don’t
need me, you got you and--
320
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,816
Plus, I want you to meet Matt.
321
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,918
He’s my best friend, and
he’s the only other person
322
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,653
in the world that’s
as cool as you.
323
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,823
That’s an awful
nice thing to say.
324
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,995
It would mean a lot
to me if I could...
325
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,397
show him how cool you were.
326
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,967
Okay, what the hell!
327
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,068
Alright, I’ll see ya there!
328
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,237
JAY: Tony’s coming! Matt!
329
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,672
Bird...
330
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,107
Fuck, man, fuck!
331
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,942
Matt?
332
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,377
Matt! Matt!
333
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,778
- Hey!
- Hey!
334
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,446
How did your phone
call with Tony go?
335
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,747
Great.
336
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:02,983
He’s coming!
337
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,452
Oh, I knew that. Yeah.
338
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,620
You did?
339
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,788
Oh, no no no!
340
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,657
Hey!
(Laughing)
341
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,931
(Streetcar screeching)
342
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,432
You’re good. Go, go, go.
343
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,633
Go, you’re good.
344
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,101
Go!
345
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,369
Tony might already be in there!
346
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,339
Okay.
347
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,742
(Panting)
348
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,711
Jesus Christ!
349
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:39,619
(Chattering)
350
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,054
Wow.
351
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,522
(Panting)
352
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,924
Okay, alright, I made it.
353
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,260
Well, if it isn’t
my good friend Tony!
354
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,394
How are ya, man?
355
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,395
(Panting)
Good.
356
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,763
Look at us!
357
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,298
We’re doing it, we’re doing it!
358
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,499
Yes, exactly.
359
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,368
Have you ordered
the food already?
360
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,036
Well, you know, we can
have a couple drinks first.
361
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,538
No, we gotta get a order in.
362
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,173
No, come on, let’s get
a little small talk in!
363
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,708
- Right.
- Let’s do some small talk.
364
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,009
Hi, how you doing?
365
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,511
Uh, yes, please.
366
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,645
And actually I think
he knows what he wants
367
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,114
to order right now.
368
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:13,052
Okay, I’ll have a...
pad thai, and...
369
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:16,489
Oh yeah, and if you can make
that mild, that would be great.
370
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,792
No no no, no no no, it
really has to be mild, right?
371
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,227
I mean, isn’t
that what you want?
372
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,929
- Right.
- You’re allergic to spice.
373
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,330
Yes, I’m allergic to spice,
374
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,098
so I have to make it
as mild as possible.
375
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,300
Thank you so much.
376
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,434
Mild as a child.
377
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,369
No, I’ll have the same thing.
378
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,805
Thank you so much.
379
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,673
Thank you.
380
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,476
Okay, good, we did it.
381
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,978
You know what, Matt’s
probably back there
382
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,245
spicing it up right now.
383
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,747
Say again?
384
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,216
Matt’s probably back there
spicing it up right now.
385
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,951
(Playful music)
386
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,420
Uh, will you
excuse me one minute?
387
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,022
Hold on, wait! Small talk!
388
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,489
Can you just-- I’ll
be back one minute.
389
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,925
Gotta go to the bathroom.
390
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,759
- Go to the bathroom, go, go.
- Thank you, alright!
391
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,964
♪
392
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:02,168
(Panting)
393
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,803
Oh god.
394
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,505
Oh, this is too hard.
395
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,641
Gotta... switch to... chef...
396
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,309
(Panting)
397
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,644
How you guys doing?
398
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,614
Ah, good.
399
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,782
I’m a chef at the Rivoli.
400
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,050
Just a bit late for work.
401
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,519
♪
402
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,622
Okay, phew.
403
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:32,699
♪
404
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:41,040
♪
405
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,242
Oh, sorry.
406
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:53,285
(Tense music)
407
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,722
(Playful music)
408
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,122
Hot jambalaya!
409
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,060
♪
410
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,929
My god!
411
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,766
You know what, I think it
was the white wine, and I--
412
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,201
Matt?
413
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,204
Oh damn.
414
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,976
Uh...
415
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,346
Matt?
416
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,182
Uh, I can explain.
417
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,617
Okay, so...
418
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,018
What in God’s name are you doing
419
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,386
dressed as the chef
sitting with me?
420
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,888
You’re gonna ruin Tony’s plan!
421
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,356
(Gasping)
422
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,691
Right!
423
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,660
(Laughing)
Oh my god!
424
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,695
Dude, the number of times
we have been like this close
425
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,698
to me getting...
(Laughing)
426
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,099
If you keep
staying here as a chef,
427
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,233
then the whole
thing’s (Bleep)ed up!
428
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,569
Exactly, okay, I’m
getting outta here.
429
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,769
Don’t worry, pretend
you didn’t see--
430
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,304
I knew you were gonna
screw this plan up.
431
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,274
I knew it!
432
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,077
Tony warned me about you,
said you’re a (Bleep)-up.
433
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,612
Tony said I’m a fuck-up?
434
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,180
Said you’re an idiot.
435
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,550
He said you’re a loser holding
me back from my true potential.
436
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,318
- Really?
- Yes!
437
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,453
Says that you’re weak.
438
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,989
Can’t (Bleep).
439
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,224
Tony said that?
440
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,524
Yeah, Tony said that.
441
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,093
Starting to make
a lot of sense, too.
442
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,596
Okay.
443
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,063
♪
444
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,899
♪ Come here sister
445
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,735
♪ Papa’s in the swing
446
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,070
Oh, he likes Tony?
447
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:21,473
Tony’s better than Matt, huh?
448
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,009
What’s that?
449
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,644
No, no!
450
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,912
♪
451
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,715
♪ Ain’t no drag
452
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,716
♪ Papa’s got a brand new bag
453
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,818
♪
454
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,286
Okay, look.
455
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,056
I’ve decided I don’t
wanna be your friend anymore.
456
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,092
Time for me to keep on
rolling, know what I mean?
457
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,660
No no no no, hold on,
slow down a little bit.
458
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,831
Once this plan is done,
you and me are finished.
459
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:50,569
Thank you.
460
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,674
Thank you so much.
461
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,443
But hey, you got a
lot to look forward to.
462
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,912
You’ve got this plan, gonna get
you a show, so just take a bite
463
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,947
and you don’t need to
worry about me anymore.
464
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,216
Come on!
465
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,350
I’m just gonna do my
own thing from now on.
466
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,520
(Sad music)
467
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,822
You don’t need to worry
about me, worry about Tony.
468
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,857
I’m gonna do my own thing!
469
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,359
My own thing...
470
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,829
(Slowed) I’m just...
471
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,931
gonna do my own thing tonight.
472
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:23,569
♪
473
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:24,570
Great.
474
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:28,074
♪
475
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,176
Jay, eat the shrimp, mum.
476
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,511
Go ahead.
477
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,945
I gotta go.
478
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,447
Wha-- Gotta go?
479
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,715
What you mean, gotta go?
480
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,651
I gotta go apologize
to my best friend.
481
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,119
For what? What you mean?
482
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,988
Tony, you made me realize
I hurt my friend’s feelings
483
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,557
really badly this morning,
and so I gotta go find him.
484
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,325
No no no, Birdy, you
gotta take one bite.
485
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,560
- Oh, just for God’s sakes!
- Sorry.
486
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,162
You can’t cover up the thing!
487
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,529
No plan until I apologize.
488
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,597
What do I do?
489
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,365
Okay, I’ll eat it,
I’ll eat it then.
490
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,901
- Fine, I’ll do it myself.
- You’re eating it?
491
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,069
Tony, the plan doesn’t work.
492
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,104
You asked them for it
to be spicy, remember?
493
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,573
(Slowed) I’ll have
the same thing.
494
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,607
Mild?
495
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,109
Thank you so much.
496
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,143
Oh, sorry!
497
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,611
- Did you say mild?
- Yeah.
498
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,280
No, I’ll have it spicy as hell.
499
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,314
Okay.
500
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,449
(Laughing)
501
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:18,824
(Choking sounds)
502
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,259
You-- You okay?
503
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,563
Are you joking?
504
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,898
Tony, are you joking?
505
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,933
Are you choking for real?
506
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,701
Hey, for real, are you choking?
507
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,138
Hey, hey, hey!
508
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,640
(Dramatic music)
509
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,308
Come on! Come on! Come on!
510
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,811
(Grunting)
Come on!
511
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,780
♪
512
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,181
Come on!
513
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,383
One, two, three!
514
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,651
(Spitting sound)
515
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,520
(Crowd gasping)
516
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,888
It was the shrimp.
517
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,590
(Gasping)
518
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:51,590
Just sit there.
519
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,158
Oh my god!
520
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,260
Just sit there for a second!
521
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,995
(Panting)
522
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,196
I’m okay.
523
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,564
Oh my god!
524
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,099
(Panting)
I’m okay.
525
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,634
That was so scary!
526
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:06,873
(Panting)
527
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,176
Matt?
528
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:21,688
♪
529
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,223
♪ The road is long
530
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,558
(Slowed) Tony!
531
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,692
Nice to meet you, man!
532
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:27,826
Thanks for the plan, Tony!
533
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,895
Anytime.
534
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,262
Alright!
535
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,030
Good luck!
536
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,599
I wish we could hang out more.
537
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,069
Ha!
538
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,436
Have a good one, bye.
539
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,204
♪ Who
540
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,641
♪ Knows where
541
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,176
♪ Who knows where
542
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,312
♪
543
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,448
Let’s party!
544
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:53,185
♪
545
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,423
(Cork popping)
546
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:01,260
(Laughing)
547
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,065
Now come on, we’re just
hanging out with me!
548
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,034
You’re hanging out with me!
549
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:25,351
♪
550
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:26,485
Nice meeting you, man.
551
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,619
Nice meeting you too, Tony.
552
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,021
Remember what I
told ya, alright?
553
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,222
I will.
554
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,690
Hey, Tony?
555
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,358
Yes, mum?
556
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,861
Thanks for being
nice to me tonight.
557
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,730
You don’t worry about a thing.
558
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:51,944
♪
559
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,345
Good meeting you!
560
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,513
’Kay, Tony, bye!
561
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,348
I’m leaving forever!
562
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,349
You want Uber Eats?
563
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,350
JARED: What? Yeah.
564
00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,451
Do you?
565
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:00,686
Okay, I’m gonna
order for both of us.
566
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:04,089
♪
567
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:08,694
♪ He’s my brother
568
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:16,101
♪
569
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:20,105
♪ He ain’t heavy
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