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(A woman gasps)
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(A woman gasps)
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(Momoko Kiuchi's Voice)
Bukkake
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Kyoto, Akihabara, Shiofuki
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Riichi Tsunematsu is as astonished
as you all
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first-time visitors to Japan would be.
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But whereas most visitors would be embarrassed
in a fun and lighthearted way about sex,
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He however is performing an extremely important work
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heavily related to the very own culture
of this nation.
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(Unzipping sound is heard)
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(Momoko Kiuchi)
Tsunematsu-san, we're in the middle of work!
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(Door opens)
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(Women gasp)
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(Yoshiaki Kui)
Do you know the movie "Gravity"?
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Have you seen it?
Shut up, I'm not asking you whether you have seen it or not.
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A famous Mexican film director,
Alfonso Cuarón was in charge of filming it.
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Don't give a shit about Mexico, though.
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This person also directed 3 films
from the "Harry Potter" saga.
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Again, I don't give a shit
about "Gravity", either.
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When he was working with
the "Harry Potter" films,
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There were many instances where
Harry had to ride a broomstick and
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fly above the castle, and in order to...
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(Kui coughs)
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In order to film those scenes
the crew had to ride a helicopter
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and fly above the castle.
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It was at that time that Alfonso Cuarón noticed
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That the shadow of the helicopter
could be seen in the walls of the castle.
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"Let's film that!"
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"Let's film that!"
, said Cuarón.
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He was met with resistance from his crew.
"That will spoil the scene!", they said.
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Cuarón said to them,
"Then who is actually filming
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Harry riding his broomstick?"
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"There's a helicopter in the air, filming the scene
so it's quite obvious that its shadow will project against the walls"
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Article 175 of the Japanese Penal Code
prohibits the sale of films
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depicting sexual interaction.
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However,
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when you go to a rental shop,
there's always an adult corner.
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Why is it so? Do you know why?
Because mosaic censorship exists.
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You might wonder, "Huh?
Even if they lay a mosaic on top, it doesn't change the fact
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that two persons are performing a sexual act.
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Even if they lay a mosaic on top
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there is no law
saying adult films are allowed to be sold that way.
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Prostitution is forbidden,
yet soaplands exist.
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Gambling is forbidden,
yet you have pachinko parlors here and there.
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Why is it so!
Why the hell does it happen!
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... It's because what matters is
the appearance.
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It's not about rules.
It's about appearance.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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YES!
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(Miori Maeda) Ah!
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This country keeps its appearances
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by hiding sticks and holes well beyond the mosaic.
Do you get what I'm saying?
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We're the shadow of the helicopter.
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We're the shadow of the helicopter,
born where the stick
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and the hole come together.
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... or something like that.
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(Momoko's Voice)
This is Riichi, one month ago.
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He left the Securities Firm,
quote Black Firm un-quote he had been working at for 5 years,
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and was just returning to his hometown,
where his family lived.
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(Men) Yo!
Yeah, good job
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Oh, I see.
Yeah, got her.
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Yo-ho!
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(Truck Man) So we'll have her take off her
panties, then?
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These panties are really good!
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(Long-haired man) Yes, ok.
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(Truck Man) Good!
These panties are quite interesting.
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Hehe...
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(Newscaster Rika Fujikawa) Next is our very famous corner
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"My Very Own Photo Contest"
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(Ryohei Tsunematsu)
Look Riichi, a 60 inches TV! 60 inches!
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(Aiko Tsunematsu) Such a waste...
He spends all day
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looking at cable newscasters
in that huge TV.
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Come on,
your mother also has a 700$ bra on herself
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700$
Want to see it?
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It is thanks to the factory
that we can afford all these luxuries.
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Although they say
the pay is better in the headquarters.
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(Mie Tsunematsu)
We can't sustain our livelihood with peanuts anymore.
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Riichi, look for work!
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(Riichi Tsunematsu) Ah, yes.
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(Women) Hi!
Ah, hello!
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(Aiko) Hello!
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(Women)
Hi!
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(Aiko) Hi! How are you doing?
(Guard) All right.
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(Aiko) I want to try your
lunch box, OK?
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(Saki Kajima) Welcome!
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(Yui Takamatsu)
You'll be meeting our company president.
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(Kui speaks chinese)
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(Yui) Excuse me.
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Throw it.
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Throw it.
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Ah!
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Unwrap it.
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Ah.
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There.
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Throw it there like "wham"!
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But it's food...
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When you want to unscrew a screw,
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what would you do
if you didn't have a screwdriver at hand?
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I would look for something
to use instead.
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Like the tip of a scissor...
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Or a 10 yen coin
in case the ditch was bigger.
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Do you think 10 yen coins
were made for unscrewing screws?
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No.
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(Kui) Haven't you used a book as pillow
when you were sleepy?
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Or haven't you made a string telephone
from paper cups
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when you were a kid?
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Yes, I have.
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You decide on your own
how to use things.
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I have no use in my company
for a person who thinks
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foods are only useful for eating.
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(Riichi) Ah!
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Throw it.
Throw it and I'll hire you.
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Hired!
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(Office Worker A) Mister, as I'm telling you,
for those cases...
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(Office Worker B) Tanaka-kun...
could you please check the rate for US dollars?
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(Tanaka) Yes.
Oh, I see it's rising steadily.
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(Office Worker C) Hey, Sawada,
could you include my order as well?
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(Office Worker D) Yes, that's how it is...
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The conversion rate will be discussed
in next week's presentation.
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(Yui) Yes.
Regarding that...
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a decision would be reached
by next week, so...
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Yes.
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Yes.
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(Momoko)
Sorry!
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Here's your employee insurance certificate.
We'll need your withholding certificate from next week onwards …
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(Vibrator sound)
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Please,
pick up the phone.
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I'm sorry.
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(Hiroaki Tsuno) Riichi,
kudos on those 5 years!
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Well, yeah, really...
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Teacher...
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Everybody look!
Riichi is about to cry!
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Hahahaha!
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Ehehe, well...
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everybody seems to have changed a lot.
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(Haruka Koori) Ahaha!
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(Employee) Sorry to keep you waiting!
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(Tsuno) Yes, there they are!
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Here I've brought some Nama 67!
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Excuse me...
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Everybody has their own glass?
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Let's go! One, two, three...
Cheers!
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Ahhh... Delicious!
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Ahaha!
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Welcome back!!
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(Tsuno and the others' laughters)
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Please feel at ease.
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Here's a towel,
please use it.
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Oh, it's OK.
Thank you.
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(Momoko)No, no, not at all…
Ahahaha!
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Eh? Yes.
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(Masato Morioka)
When was the last time you had sex?
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I don't know.
Why are you asking me that?
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(Morioka) What have you just said?
(Momoko)I'm saying that why are you asking me that?
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Stop it.
Please stop!
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When will you be having sex next then?
Mind having it with me?
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(Momoko) I'm not...
(Morioka) Don't be coy!
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You're Johnny Depp's voice in the Japanese dub, aren't you?
Eh!
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You were in the dubbing cast for
"Pirates of the Caribbean" right?
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I could recognize your voice!
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(Morioka) I'm not
Oh, toilet's free now!
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Eh? Why are you here?
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(理市)あれ!
(森岡)あつああ
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(理市)アハハハ
(森岡)アハハじゃないよ
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(Morioka)What's up with this guy?
(Riichi) Please say that famous line!
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What was it?
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"That's my ship"
Please say that line!
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(Riichi) Aah!
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(Momoko)
Due to cost-cutting measures,
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street lights were reduced in half.
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Thank you!
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Ah, sorry.
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There were also women in the same situation
in my previous job.
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Women who said they'd just bear with it
because they were just temporary staff.
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Ah.
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But that should be...
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(Momoko)Ouch!
(Riichi) Eh?
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(Momoko)
Ah...
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Ah, I'm sorry about this, it's that...
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Yesterday,
when I was boiling some yams...
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I dropped a Le Creuset oven over my toes...
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So, uhm...
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(Riichi) Eh?
(Momoko) I split some nails.
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(Riichi) Ah...
(Riichi) That must have hurt!
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(Momoko) Ah, I'm sorry...
I'm sorry for being in pain!
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Should I call a cab?
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Ah, no, uhm,
my house's right over there so...
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Eh?
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(Momoko) I'm sorry
I'm truly sorry for overstepping boundaries!
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(Riichi) No, you're not at all!
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(Momoko) I won't ever appear
in front of you again!
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(Riichi) Ah,
but we're in the same company and all...
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Ah, you served me coffee today, right?
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I saw you eating before time.
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Well, I thought of it as…
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You're going to tell the people in the company, right?
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(Riichi)
Eh?
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(Momoko) I--I, finally,
managed to snatch this job after so long!
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Now I can finally stand on my own in this company
and shine
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It is now that I can finally shine...!
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(Riichi) I won't tell anybody.
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It's my golden age!
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I won't tell anybody!
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You even lent me a flashlight...
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It's yours!
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Eh, no, it's not necessary...
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No, really, take them!
You like flashlights, right?
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No, I don't, I don't really need them!
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(Momoko) Ah, no, really
take them!
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You're also shining!
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(Male Worker) Some of our users are reporting
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that the company site is not very user-friendly.
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This is the existing site.
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We will launch a revamped site,
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taking into consideration the increase
in the number of traders.
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I think that rather than that,
a hard cash cashback campain will be more effective.
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Other companies even offer up to
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100$ as cashback.
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(Momoko) Ah, wait,
sorry! Ah!
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I'm sorry!
Are you OK?
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I'm sorry!
I was completely distracted...
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A, here, take my hand...
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Sorry...
Could you lend me a hand?
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Ah
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Yo-ho, yo!
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(Momoko) One
(Riichi)'n
two n' three!
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(Momoko)Aaah, おつああ
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Ouch!
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すいません
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(Momoko) Hmm... "High tech vibrator
Ona-train Gal", 6 units.
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(Staff)
Hi-tech Vib Ona Train Gal., 6 units
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(Momoko)...and they said "so squirting is
a real thing then", so...
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(Riichi)Excuse me
I'd like to use the printer.
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(Momoko)Ah...
"Secret Technique Handheld Massager”, 4 units
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What are those?
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They're accessories.
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Accesories?
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(Momoko)
Middle size "Fairies", 1 unit
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Big size, 1 unit
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then there's
cat---...
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(Morioka)Ms. Kiuchi!
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This
pen has no ink!
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Why do you give it to me!
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I'm sorry.
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"I'm sorry", you say?
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You don't really know
how to apologize.
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C'mon, show your ass
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(Momoko)M-my ass?!
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Now!
Show your ass!
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(Momoko)
Ok
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Uwah!
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No, no
That's wrong!
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Stick it out more!
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Ok
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(Morioka)More!
(Momoko) Ok! Aaah!
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More, I want you to stick it more! See
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Yeah, more!
Like that!
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(Momoko) Yes!
(Morioka)Yes!
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(Morioka) More!
(Momoko) Yes! Aaah!!
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(Momoko) H--hey!
Stop, please!
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Huh
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What you're doing there
is a crime!
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Who are you?
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Do you think
this could be easily forgiven?!
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No, really, there's nothing happening here!
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It's ok!
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It's not "OK"!
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No, you see, we're in the middle of work!
Right in the middle of filming!
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Huh?
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(Morioka) You, outta there!
You're blocking the camera!
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... that damn sexy voice of yours!
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You wan't it?
If you want it,
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say it so!
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(Momoko)I want it!
(Morioka)I cannot hear you!
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I want it!
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Put some lotion already?
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Ah, yes
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(snaps fingers)
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(Staff)Go, go!
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(Momoko)H-hey! Stop!
What's happening?
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No! Stop! No!
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Aaah! Hey, what--?
Stop!
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No!!
Please stop!
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(Momoko's gasps)
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(Yui)Tsunematsu-san
(Riichi)Uh, yes...
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(Yui) You should't wedge in
right at the middle of filming in floor 2
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Filming?
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(Momoko's gasps)
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(Yui) He's our director.
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And she's our second tier actress.
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(Momoko's gasps)
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(Vibrator sounds)
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Aaaaahhh! N-no!!
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Stop, aaah! Aaah!
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Aaahh!!!
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Aaahh!!!
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(Rocket launching)
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(Riichi)Eeh?!
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(Porn sounds)
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Uwah!
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Aaah!
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Grandma!
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00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,540
That company
was a total mess!
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00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,680
Ah...
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00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,660
Eh?
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(Aiko) Thank you
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00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,730
(Ryohei) Yo! Hahaha
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00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,710
Ah, he's Mr. Murai from the local cooperative
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(Murai)Riichi-kun,
you're so grown up now!
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00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,570
Then there's Mr. Ishii
and Yoshioka's aunt
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Everybody is working here!
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00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,590
(Porn sounds)
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(Ryohei) This is a "mosaic" factory
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00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:44,720
Now that everything is digital,
we painstakingly
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00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,600
process each frame, using
a lot of time and manpower in the process.
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You could say that what allows
Hanyo-machi's inhabitants to eat is this company, Galaxyz!
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You too, work hard!
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00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:56,520
(Ryohei) Murai-san seems to have refined his technique!
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00:21:56,590 --> 00:21:57,570
(Murai)Thank you!
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00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,610
(Aiko) Ah, it is true!
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00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,570
(woman gasps)
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00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:14,730
Professor?
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Professor!
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What in hell
is happening with this town?
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Huh? C'mere!
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00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,520
Yes, here
Yeah, c'mere!
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Yo!
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Hey Riichi!
Come on, c'mon 'ere!!
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00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,680
Yeah, go o'er there
Go o'er there, hehe
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Riichi, how's everything, how's things?
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How is it there?
Oh, huh?
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00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:50,520
Yeah, all at once!
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00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:53,730
C'mon Riichi, rip 'em!
335
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,670
Yeah, Riichi, rip 'em, rip'em!
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00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,640
Yes, like that
Hey Riichi, keep on rippin' em!
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00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:00,730
Rip 'em!
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00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,620
Doing great!
O'er here, o'er here, Riichi!
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00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,560
Stick your "Titanic" straight into her "Avatar"!
340
00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,660
Now, on to the action!
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00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:17,500
Do 'er! Yes, there's a lot of erotism!
Eros, eros!
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00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,580
Yes, yes, yes!
Riichi, you're doing right!
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00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,660
Nice expression, Riichi!
Haha!!
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(Momoko's voice) Welcome
to the Galaxyz Group
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Welcome
to the worldly reknowned
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Japanese
Adult Video industry
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00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,650
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00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:50,720
Located in the third floor is GX Beauty,
in charge of cosmetic surgeries.
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00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:54,710
Also GX Suns, in charge
of solar energy.
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00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:58,670
The second floor is where
the adult contents ae produced
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and also Galaxyz.com
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00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,730
in charge of sales and distribution.
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00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:07,700
People who have been hired locally
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work at the factory and other places
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00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:12,550
The Galaxyz Group
could be said
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that is contributing
to local development.
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00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:24,540
(Marui)It is the shade of the helicopter
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00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,730
born from where the rod and the hole cross their paths
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00:24:28,730 --> 00:24:32,570
(Momoko's voice)Sushi,
tempura, bukkake
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00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:36,600
Kyoto, Akihabara,
Shiofuki
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00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,620
Hatsune Miku
Nyotaimori
1m fishes
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Dear people of the world,
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this is
the beautiful country beyond the mosaic
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00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,580
Japan.
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