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(A woman gasps)

(A woman gasps)

(Momoko Kiuchi's Voice) Bukkake

Kyoto, Akihabara, Shiofuki

Riichi Tsunematsu is as astonished as you all

first-time visitors to Japan would be.

But whereas most visitors would be embarrassed in a fun and lighthearted way about sex,

He however is performing an extremely important work

heavily related to the very own culture of this nation.

(Unzipping sound is heard)

(Momoko Kiuchi) Tsunematsu-san, we're in the middle of work!

(Door opens)

(Women gasp)

(Yoshiaki Kui) Do you know the movie "Gravity"?

Have you seen it? Shut up, I'm not asking you whether you have seen it or not.

A famous Mexican film director, Alfonso Cuarón was in charge of filming it.

Don't give a shit about Mexico, though.

This person also directed 3 films from the "Harry Potter" saga.

Again, I don't give a shit about "Gravity", either.

When he was working with the "Harry Potter" films,

There were many instances where Harry had to ride a broomstick and

fly above the castle, and in order to...

(Kui coughs)

In order to film those scenes the crew had to ride a helicopter

and fly above the castle.

It was at that time that Alfonso Cuarón noticed

That the shadow of the helicopter could be seen in the walls of the castle.

"Let's film that!"

"Let's film that!" , said Cuarón.

He was met with resistance from his crew. "That will spoil the scene!", they said.

Cuarón said to them, "Then who is actually filming

Harry riding his broomstick?"

"There's a helicopter in the air, filming the scene so it's quite obvious that its shadow will project against the walls"

Article 175 of the Japanese Penal Code prohibits the sale of films

depicting sexual interaction.

However,

when you go to a rental shop, there's always an adult corner.

Why is it so? Do you know why? Because mosaic censorship exists.

You might wonder, "Huh? Even if they lay a mosaic on top, it doesn't change the fact

that two persons are performing a sexual act.

Even if they lay a mosaic on top

there is no law saying adult films are allowed to be sold that way.

Prostitution is forbidden, yet soaplands exist.

Gambling is forbidden, yet you have pachinko parlors here and there.

Why is it so! Why the hell does it happen!

... It's because what matters is the appearance.

It's not about rules. It's about appearance.

Yes.

Yes.

YES!

(Miori Maeda) Ah!

This country keeps its appearances

by hiding sticks and holes well beyond the mosaic. Do you get what I'm saying?

We're the shadow of the helicopter.

We're the shadow of the helicopter, born where the stick

and the hole come together.

... or something like that.

(Momoko's Voice) This is Riichi, one month ago.

He left the Securities Firm, quote Black Firm un-quote he had been working at for 5 years,

and was just returning to his hometown, where his family lived.

(Men) Yo! Yeah, good job

Oh, I see. Yeah, got her.

Yo-ho!

(Truck Man) So we'll have her take off her panties, then?

These panties are really good!

(Long-haired man) Yes, ok.

(Truck Man) Good! These panties are quite interesting.

Hehe...

(Newscaster Rika Fujikawa) Next is our very famous corner

"My Very Own Photo Contest"

(Ryohei Tsunematsu) Look Riichi, a 60 inches TV! 60 inches!

(Aiko Tsunematsu) Such a waste... He spends all day

looking at cable newscasters in that huge TV.

Come on, your mother also has a 700$ bra on herself

700$ Want to see it?

It is thanks to the factory that we can afford all these luxuries.

Although they say the pay is better in the headquarters.

(Mie Tsunematsu) We can't sustain our livelihood with peanuts anymore.

Riichi, look for work!

(Riichi Tsunematsu) Ah, yes.

(Women) Hi! Ah, hello!

(Aiko) Hello!

(Women) Hi!

(Aiko) Hi! How are you doing? (Guard) All right.

(Aiko) I want to try your lunch box, OK?

(Saki Kajima) Welcome!

(Yui Takamatsu) You'll be meeting our company president.

(Kui speaks chinese)

(Yui) Excuse me.

Throw it.

Throw it.

Ah!

Unwrap it.

Ah.

There.

Throw it there like "wham"!

But it's food...

When you want to unscrew a screw,

what would you do if you didn't have a screwdriver at hand?

I would look for something to use instead.

Like the tip of a scissor...

Or a 10 yen coin in case the ditch was bigger.

Do you think 10 yen coins were made for unscrewing screws?

No.

(Kui) Haven't you used a book as pillow when you were sleepy?

Or haven't you made a string telephone from paper cups

when you were a kid?

Yes, I have.

You decide on your own how to use things.

I have no use in my company for a person who thinks

foods are only useful for eating.

(Riichi) Ah!

Throw it. Throw it and I'll hire you.

Hired!

(Office Worker A) Mister, as I'm telling you, for those cases...

(Office Worker B) Tanaka-kun... could you please check the rate for US dollars?

(Tanaka) Yes. Oh, I see it's rising steadily.

(Office Worker C) Hey, Sawada, could you include my order as well?

(Office Worker D) Yes, that's how it is...

The conversion rate will be discussed in next week's presentation.

(Yui) Yes. Regarding that...

a decision would be reached by next week, so...

Yes.

Yes.

(Momoko) Sorry!

Here's your employee insurance certificate. We'll need your withholding certificate from next week onwards …

(Vibrator sound)

Please, pick up the phone.

I'm sorry.

(Hiroaki Tsuno) Riichi, kudos on those 5 years!

Well, yeah, really...

Teacher...

Everybody look! Riichi is about to cry!

Hahahaha!

Ehehe, well...

everybody seems to have changed a lot.

(Haruka Koori) Ahaha!

(Employee) Sorry to keep you waiting!

(Tsuno) Yes, there they are!

Here I've brought some Nama 67!

Excuse me...

Everybody has their own glass?

Let's go! One, two, three... Cheers!

Ahhh... Delicious!

Ahaha!

Welcome back!!

(Tsuno and the others' laughters)

Please feel at ease.

Here's a towel, please use it.

Oh, it's OK. Thank you.

(Momoko)No, no, not at all… Ahahaha!

Eh? Yes.

(Masato Morioka) When was the last time you had sex?

I don't know. Why are you asking me that?

(Morioka) What have you just said? (Momoko)I'm saying that why are you asking me that?

Stop it. Please stop!

When will you be having sex next then? Mind having it with me?

(Momoko) I'm not... (Morioka) Don't be coy!

You're Johnny Depp's voice in the Japanese dub, aren't you? Eh!

You were in the dubbing cast for "Pirates of the Caribbean" right?

I could recognize your voice!

(Morioka) I'm not Oh, toilet's free now!

Eh? Why are you here?

(理市)あれ! (森岡)あつああ

(理市)アハハハ (森岡)アハハじゃないよ

(Morioka)What's up with this guy? (Riichi) Please say that famous line!

What was it?

"That's my ship" Please say that line!

(Riichi) Aah!

(Momoko) Due to cost-cutting measures,

street lights were reduced in half.

Thank you!

Ah, sorry.

There were also women in the same situation in my previous job.

Women who said they'd just bear with it because they were just temporary staff.

Ah.

But that should be...

(Momoko)Ouch! (Riichi) Eh?

(Momoko) Ah...

Ah, I'm sorry about this, it's that...

Yesterday, when I was boiling some yams...

I dropped a Le Creuset oven over my toes...

So, uhm...

(Riichi) Eh? (Momoko) I split some nails.

(Riichi) Ah... (Riichi) That must have hurt!

(Momoko) Ah, I'm sorry... I'm sorry for being in pain!

Should I call a cab?

Ah, no, uhm, my house's right over there so...

Eh?

(Momoko) I'm sorry I'm truly sorry for overstepping boundaries!

(Riichi) No, you're not at all!

(Momoko) I won't ever appear in front of you again!

(Riichi) Ah, but we're in the same company and all...

Ah, you served me coffee today, right?

I saw you eating before time.

Well, I thought of it as…

You're going to tell the people in the company, right?

(Riichi) Eh?

(Momoko) I--I, finally, managed to snatch this job after so long!

Now I can finally stand on my own in this company and shine

It is now that I can finally shine...!

(Riichi) I won't tell anybody.

It's my golden age!

I won't tell anybody!

You even lent me a flashlight...

It's yours!

Eh, no, it's not necessary...

No, really, take them! You like flashlights, right?

No, I don't, I don't really need them!

(Momoko) Ah, no, really take them!

You're also shining!

(Male Worker) Some of our users are reporting

that the company site is not very user-friendly.

This is the existing site.

We will launch a revamped site,

taking into consideration the increase in the number of traders.

I think that rather than that, a hard cash cashback campain will be more effective.

Other companies even offer up to

100$ as cashback.

(Momoko) Ah, wait, sorry! Ah!

I'm sorry! Are you OK?

I'm sorry! I was completely distracted...

A, here, take my hand...

Sorry... Could you lend me a hand?

Ah

Yo-ho, yo!

(Momoko) One (Riichi)'n two n' three!

(Momoko)Aaah, おつああ

Ouch!

すいません

(Momoko) Hmm... "High tech vibrator Ona-train Gal", 6 units.

(Staff) Hi-tech Vib Ona Train Gal., 6 units

(Momoko)...and they said "so squirting is a real thing then", so...

(Riichi)Excuse me I'd like to use the printer.

(Momoko)Ah... "Secret Technique Handheld Massager”, 4 units

What are those?

They're accessories.

Accesories?

(Momoko) Middle size "Fairies", 1 unit

Big size, 1 unit

then there's cat---...

(Morioka)Ms. Kiuchi!

This pen has no ink!

Why do you give it to me!

I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry", you say?

You don't really know how to apologize.

C'mon, show your ass

(Momoko)M-my ass?!

Now! Show your ass!

(Momoko) Ok

Uwah!

No, no That's wrong!

Stick it out more!

Ok

(Morioka)More! (Momoko) Ok! Aaah!

More, I want you to stick it more! See

Yeah, more! Like that!

(Momoko) Yes! (Morioka)Yes!

(Morioka) More! (Momoko) Yes! Aaah!!

(Momoko) H--hey! Stop, please!

Huh

What you're doing there is a crime!

Who are you?

Do you think this could be easily forgiven?!

No, really, there's nothing happening here!

It's ok!

It's not "OK"!

No, you see, we're in the middle of work! Right in the middle of filming!

Huh?

(Morioka) You, outta there! You're blocking the camera!

... that damn sexy voice of yours!

You wan't it? If you want it,

say it so!

(Momoko)I want it! (Morioka)I cannot hear you!

I want it!

Put some lotion already?

Ah, yes

(snaps fingers)

(Staff)Go, go!

(Momoko)H-hey! Stop! What's happening?

No! Stop! No!

Aaah! Hey, what--? Stop!

No!! Please stop!

(Momoko's gasps)

(Yui)Tsunematsu-san (Riichi)Uh, yes...

(Yui) You should't wedge in right at the middle of filming in floor 2

Filming?

(Momoko's gasps)

(Yui) He's our director.

And she's our second tier actress.

(Momoko's gasps)

(Vibrator sounds)

Aaaaahhh! N-no!!

Stop, aaah! Aaah!

Aaahh!!!

Aaahh!!!

(Rocket launching)

(Riichi)Eeh?!

(Porn sounds)

Uwah!

Aaah!

Grandma!

That company was a total mess!

Ah...

Eh?

(Aiko) Thank you

(Ryohei) Yo! Hahaha

Ah, he's Mr. Murai from the local cooperative

(Murai)Riichi-kun, you're so grown up now!

Then there's Mr. Ishii and Yoshioka's aunt

Everybody is working here!

(Porn sounds)

(Ryohei) This is a "mosaic" factory

Now that everything is digital, we painstakingly

process each frame, using a lot of time and manpower in the process.

You could say that what allows Hanyo-machi's inhabitants to eat is this company, Galaxyz!

You too, work hard!

(Ryohei) Murai-san seems to have refined his technique!

(Murai)Thank you!

(Aiko) Ah, it is true!

(woman gasps)

Professor?

Professor!

What in hell is happening with this town?

Huh? C'mere!

Yes, here Yeah, c'mere!

Yo!

Hey Riichi! Come on, c'mon 'ere!!

Yeah, go o'er there Go o'er there, hehe

Riichi, how's everything, how's things?

How is it there? Oh, huh?

Yeah, all at once!

C'mon Riichi, rip 'em!

Yeah, Riichi, rip 'em, rip'em!

Yes, like that Hey Riichi, keep on rippin' em!

Rip 'em!

Doing great! O'er here, o'er here, Riichi!

Stick your "Titanic" straight into her "Avatar"!

Now, on to the action!

Do 'er! Yes, there's a lot of erotism! Eros, eros!

Yes, yes, yes! Riichi, you're doing right!

Nice expression, Riichi! Haha!!

(Momoko's voice) Welcome to the Galaxyz Group

Welcome to the worldly reknowned

Japanese Adult Video industry

Located in the third floor is GX Beauty, in charge of cosmetic surgeries.

Also GX Suns, in charge of solar energy.

The second floor is where the adult contents ae produced

and also Galaxyz.com

in charge of sales and distribution.

People who have been hired locally

work at the factory and other places

The Galaxyz Group could be said

that is contributing to local development.

(Marui)It is the shade of the helicopter

born from where the rod and the hole cross their paths

(Momoko's voice)Sushi, tempura, bukkake

Kyoto, Akihabara, Shiofuki

Hatsune Miku Nyotaimori 1m fishes

Dear people of the world,

this is the beautiful country beyond the mosaic

Japan.