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Thank you.

I hope I win this lottery and I can take the girls on a field trip and really

give them a reason to get an A in my class.

Thank you.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, teaching is all I want.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on.

I don't

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Thank you for watching.

Wow.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Uh -huh. Oh, yes, too.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Do you like it?

You got a double A.

Yeah.

You know what I was saving?

Yeah.

I won the lottery.

Are you kidding?

That's outrageous.

I know, and I've decided not to spend it. We're going to go on a trip.

A vacation!

I'm so excited!

Not exactly a vacation.

What then?

A field trip.

A field trip?

Yes, think of it.

I've been dreaming about this for years.

The sweet contentment of introducing young minds to the beauty of botanical

life, the miraculous magnificence of microscopic wonders.

You know, the very thought of it sets my heart racing.

I'm real happy for you.

Don't be concerned, dear.

You and the entire class are going to escort me on this enchanted journey.

I can hardly wait.

Now, be ready to be picked up on Saturday morning, and don't forget your

boots. Hiking boots?

Sure. I'll see you Saturday. Okay.

Cheer up, darling.

We're going to have a wonderful time.

I'll bet.

I should have left him at the center early, though.

Okay. Yeah.

Did that help you out? Yeah.

It was all right.

Getting an A isn't going to be that easy, though. Naomi wants me to go on a

field trip with him. A field trip, huh? Yeah. And not just me. You and the whole

class. Oh, God.

We have to go tomorrow.

Really? I thought we were going to spend a whole weekend together.

No. No, we still have tonight.

I don't know.

He gets what I brought.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh, that's it.

You like that, huh?

Yeah.

I like it, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like that.

Hi. Hello mom.

I just love it.

This is a century city. Come on.

Isn't this wonderful?

I can't wait to get started. Miss Nelson, could you take the bags out so

get organized and we'll get started right away, all right? All right.

Ah, there's nothing like good fresh air.

Can I get your bag?

Don't forget the toilet paper, Miss Nelson.

Got it?

Who's going to put this stuff?

Can we give you a hand with this stuff?

Oh, no. I think I can handle it. Aren't you supposed to be with the others?

Well, I don't want to be with the others. I want to be with you.

Well, what about Professor Irwin? What happens if he should find out?

Well, Irwin's got ghosts in his own closet.

Oh.

He couldn't say anything about us.

Oh, really?

Well,

how about if we make a little more comfortable spot then?

Are those guys far away enough so we don't get

caught here?

Oh.

All right.

Go ahead and have a little seat.

You like that? I like that.

This makes camping a little more interesting.

Maybe we'll get an A this way.

Oh, I think so.

Oh.

So nice to do it out here in the woods.

Oh.

This didn't turn out to be such a bad idea after all.

But a good spot they found, huh?

Yeah.

But it's quite a good spot that I found.

Getting better all the time.

Oh, yeah.

Do you

want

to try a little doggy?

Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh, I love red.

Red, what?

Red, yeah.

Yes.

Oh! Woo!

Wow!

Oh, great.

I don't know. I

don't

know.

Are there any schools to work in?

Tastes nice and fresh.

Once you forget about the professor and the samples, you know how hard it is for

us to find a place to be alone?

And this is a perfect opportunity.

Well, but I can't do this right now. I mean, I'm going to fail my class, and I

need a good grade in this class. It's in school.

Well, what if I tell you I can guarantee you'll get a good grade in this class?

How?

Well, let's just say I have some dirt on the professor, and he gets kind of

nervous about that.

Of course, that makes me kind of valuable, if you know what I mean.

Uh -huh.

Voila. A canopy for my lady.

Why, thank you.

I think I need a ramp.

Yeah?

Is that what we're doing, huh?

Trying to get it on?

How does it work?

Good idea.

No, it was too much, but it was a good idea. Yeah, you want more?

Well, I'm not studying real hard.

Boy,

I thought I wore brown shoes.

Yeah.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Hey, I've never watched you get an adjustment before. This is kind of nice.

Well, start watching.

Watch.

Yeah?

Do you want to take this off for me?

I don't know. I never took one of those off.

Do you want to just pull it off? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, it comes right off.

Like that?

Like that.

Like that?

That was too bad.

That was nice?

Yeah, I kind of liked it. Any good with shorts?

No.

The thing in the middle, that's it.

No,

I don't.

Now, this particular spruce tree is indigenous to the Sierra Nevada range.

It's obviously been brought here by some industrious types that wanted to bring

a little of the mountains down to the plains.

Beautiful, isn't it? Yeah.

What about that one over there?

Well, let's take this as another example.

Nice air, Sonny.

Thank you.

Yeah. Beautiful air.

Oh, you're such a woman.

That's a lot of lady right there.

Steve!

Caroline! Tony!

What the fuck are you doing here?

You guys find some good samples down here?

I did. Looks like you need a little help. How about if I come on down and

you? Okay.

I'm fine. You can ask Caroline.

Well, I think she needs a little help down here. I better give her a hand.

Might as well put on the same attire.

What do you think, baby?

Can you handle Charlie, too?

I guess so.

Okay.

Spread out my little blanket. If it's okay with you, what the hell? Me and

Charlie play ball together. We go to class together. We might as well fool

around a little bit together, right? Sounds like fun to me. She's beautiful,

isn't she? She's great.

I had my eye on her since we started on this trip.

What the hell, man?

You're a good friend. I'll share something good with you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

She sucks a good cock.

She's got a warm mouth.

Beautiful.

Warm girl, I'll tell you that.

How you doing, baby? You okay?

I'm fine.

You suck a fuck.

I don't know about that.

We can start someplace.

Yeah, that's true. That's where we start.

That isn't where we finish.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Susie, please, I'm sorry. I forgot myself.

Bullshit.

Susie, please.

Listen, Professor, don't try and pull anything over on me. I know about you

Marianne.

Susie, if you say anything, you know, it could ruin my career.

My life.

I'm not going to say anything.

Besides, I'm kind of surprised it took you this long to notice.

What?

Listen, Professor.

I could use an A in this class, too.

You're kind of cute for an old guy.

Well, I'll take that as a compliment.

I've got to take any compliment I could get these days.

But, you know, you're so beautiful.

I've been watching you for a long time.

Watching and waiting.

And now...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, make me come. I'm coming. Oh, make me come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, I'm coming. I'll pull it out.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's coming from the bottom. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

This really is a nature trip.

Got a spot for me?

Could you believe it, Professor?

Franny's been scratching his ass all the way back. I couldn't believe that.

You think a biology professor doesn't at least know what poison ivy looks like.

Yeah, really. I think it's a knockout from behind.

What do you mean?

Poison ivy.

Obviously he wasn't paying attention to what he was doing.

What I wonder is who he was doing.

Oh, jealous?

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm just curious.

It'll be a relief to get that old coot off my bones.

Yeah, well, that'll probably leave you some time for a young stud to jump your

bones, huh? Oh, yeah?

Yeah. That's why a young stud's up.

Uh, well, let me show you.

Hmm.

Wish I'd had a stick.

Yeah, you too.

Me? Yeah.

Me.

You know what?

I think we ought to get naked.

What's that head of yours? Yeah, I noticed.

Of course, they hate tights.

Oh, yeah.

Boy,

I just thought about having the two of you. I thought it would happen. I'm in a

bit today.

Let's just keep this one busy for a minute, and I'll get my blue coffee.

right back.

I'm just so good.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I'm a snake.

Oh, no.

That feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Let's have another field trip next week. Yeah, only this time without Professor

Earl.

Well,

let's see. I've invested $500 in lottery tickets and I've won 14.

I guess that's a good ratio.

Give it up, Erwin. Give it up.