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MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.

KNOWING YOU CARE FOR HIM

IS ALL HE NEEDS.

I want to let you know that

It's actually good

To have me around

Great job.

They are back.

Mom.

Did you have fun?

Yes…

That's good.

Put the luggage down. Put it down.

I prepared some fruit.

Here, have some.

Put it down. Have some fruit.

Take a seat.

Take a seat.

Chloe was so amazing at school today.

It was an amazing performance.

She did all the movements properly.

She was the best.

Unlike other kids who couldn't keep up.

You could really see that our family has great genes.

Chloe,

show your uncle and aunt what you did.

Come on.

Do you like me? Do you like my look?

Do you like me? Do you like my red hair?

Do you like me? I am strong and kind

I want to let you know that…

What is the result?

My sperm.

How many are there?

Did they find any?

Great job.

Amazing.

How come you are so amazing?

Chloe,

you will have playmates

when we have more kids in the household.

A boy or girl?

Do you want a boy or a girl cousin?

A girl.

Not a boy?

I want a girl cousin.

Okay, then.

One boy and one girl, okay?

Okay.

Great.

We want both.

Okay.

One boy and one girl.

How many are there?

None.

None?

Not even one?

Are they sure?

Or…

Should we do it again?

The doctor said…

if we still want kids…

we could use a sperm donor

or adopt.

But we can take our time.

We can discuss it later.

There's no rush.

CAUSE OF AZOOSPERMIA

IS THERE ANY CHANCE TO CONCEIVE AFTER AZOOSPERMIA TREATMENT?

- It leaves at 7:50 a.m.? - Yes.

Finish breakfast fast.

Mom?

Mom?

Mom?

Are you all right?

Mom?

I have been teaching for 30 years.

My work was all about teaching

the principes of being a good person

and conducting oneself properly.

You should never lie.

You-you,

you never used to be like this.

Why don't you tell me about your problems anymore?

She knows.

How?

No idea.

Mom.

Open the door, okay?

Let's talk.

It's easier to talk face-to-face.

Ask her to open the door.

She'll listen to you. Ask her.

Mom.

Open the door, okay?

Mom.

SURGICAL FEE

Tell me.

You didn't go on a trip, did you?

You went to the hospital, right?

I knew you didn't want kids,

but I didn't push you to.

I hoped you would make the decision on your own.

And I respect that.

But no matter how small the baby is is,

it's still a life.

You should respect it.

How could you have an abortion so casually?

Mom,

we didn't.

Who told you that?

Yeah, Mom. We did not have an abortion.

What kind of surgery did you have at the hospital?

Mom.

We did some tests at the hospital, then…

to see if there is…

like…

to see…

see if I have…

like…

Mom…

So,

I did many tests.

The doctor said

I had a tumor in my uterus,

so I had surgery

to remove the tumor,

which was a success.

But the doctor said that I cannot get pregnant anymore.

Mom, sorry.

We didn't mean to hide it.

We didn't tell you because we really didn't know how to break it to you.

Sorry, Mom.

Zeng Xue-you, I can catch the next bus.

Slow down.

Zeng Xue-you, why did you run the red light?

Are you mad?

Yes, I am.

What are you talking about? Why are you upset?

Why did you say that?

What?

Why did you say that to Mom?

I don't care.

Mom knew that I didn't want kids.

It's easier to say I can't have kids.

Why are you upset?

I care.

Let me deal with my own stuff, okay?

BEEF SOUP?

BRAISED NOODLES? FRUIT ICE!

Chill.

We followed the script.

It will pass.

- What do you want to eat later? - No appetite.

No?

What's wrong with you?

This is Tainan.

Don't you eat like a pig every time you come to Tainan?

Director, thank you for coming all this way.

I heard that you used to study film here.

We both went to college here.

They're homegrown talents of our Tainan.

The video has great vibes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let's hear the chairman's opinion.

What's wrong with this video?

Every frame is so short. It's hard to see what's happening.

Our company is 40 years old.

It has made many commercials.

It hasn't done anything like this.

Who approved this script?

Wasn't the script approved by the chairman himself?

I am really sorry.

We will remind him.

Sorry.

Could we adjust the pace a bit?

I don't think we can slow it down, because this one…

Your products are targeting young people, right?

If we slow it down,

we'll miss your target.

- So maintaining the pace… - Director, we're really sorry.

To be honest,

the chairman is old.

His memory is deteriorating.

He forgot that he had read the script.

His eyes are deteriorating, so it's hard for him to see things that move fast.

I say

we slow it down.

Making it more artsy isn't bad.

Isn't that what you film people love?

Sorry, we are really sorry.

How long will the changes take?

Maybe…

a couple of days.

Okay?

We are really sorry.

Because our chairman has a busy schedule,

is it possible to have it by tomorrow morning?

Possible?

Tomorrow and the day after differ by about 20 hours.

How could it be possible?

We take it step by step

when we hit on girls.

Stripping off a woman's clothes on the first date is called rape.

They're mocking us when they say "We are sorry."

"We're sorry you have to stay overnight to make edits."

"We'll book you hotel rooms."

"Sorry?" Their constant apologies felt so hypocritical.

What if I needed to breastfeed?

Why are you all hyped up, talking about rape and breastfeeding?

Yes.

Life is tough.

What is it? Did you two fight again?

What about?

Here's your order. It's hot.

You don't want any?

Hurry up and eat so we can finish editing and go home.

Be quiet.

My soul has been tortured

and is now broken.

Let me enjoy the food first.

Eat shit.

It's so good

and so tender.

Why is it so good?

It's so good.

HONEY I-LING

Senpai,

are you going to answer that?

No.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I HAVE TO DELIVER A CLIP TOMORROW.

I WON'T MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT. PLEASE TEXT ME BACK.

Senpai,

I can help you.

- It's heavy. - That's all right.

Just leave them.

- I got it, really. - Put it down. Let me do it.

Here.

Stop.

- No, it's too big. - It's okay.

I can manage.

I got it.

- Do you need to rest? - No, I'm fine.

- I got it, really. - You don't have to.

- I got it. - Watch out.

Watch your back.

It's okay.

What's so funny?

It's very funny.

Keep clear.

I'm doing inventory.

Excuse me.

I like moving stuff.

So you like torturing yourself?

Those things are so heavy!

At least I feel useful that way.

And not like a total failure.

You aren't a failure.

If it weren't for you, I would have been fired.

Why? You learn fast.

Thanks to you.

Whenever you're around, I feel safe.

Senpai, if you need help,

please let me know.

Because I really like you…

like how you've taught me so much.

Keep up the good work.

Lu.

- Would you like beef noodles? - Okay.

Okay.

Hold on.

- One for me too, please. - You too?

Yeah, that's rare.

No lunchbox today?

My mom went to pray.

Really? Where?

Hualien.

Hualien? Why so far away?

The fertility goddess is there.

It works.

After praying there, infertile people can have babies.

Senpai,

with your situation, you should have a dozen babies.

God. Senpai, you must be busy every night.

I-Ling isn't home. She went on a business trip.

Senpai,

I love you.

I love you.

Me too, Senpai.

- I love you too, Senpai. - Let's hang out at your place.

- Count me in. - I love you.

You sure you don't even want one bite?

Are you sure?

It's almost gone.

Give it to me.

No.

Give it to me.

This is so delicious.

How come it tastes the same after all these years? It's so impressive.

Right?

In this world,

there's nothing beef soup can't fix.

Eat away all your worries.

I'm eating it up.

It's good, right?

So good.

- Let's get fruit ice after this. - Fruit ice?

I can't eat any more.

It's so good.

I can feed myself.

- Eat it. It's okay. - I…

Eat it.

Thumbs up.

I'm like a stuffed pig right now. I can't eat any more.

- Aren't we getting meatballs after this? - I can't eat anymore.

You can.

Are you on that dating app again?

It's none of your business.

"Time will heal…"

What?

Keep typing.

"Time will heal the pain of a breakup."

"Maybe the one

is still waiting for you."

Why are you so pretentious?

It's so unlike you.

This is me.

This is the real me.

I only lower my level when I talk to you.

- You're really shameless, aren't you? - I'm fine.

Check, please.

SOUL MATE

So good!

- The fried chicken's here. - I got it.

Who wants some Coke?

Who wants Coke?

Hold on.

Sprinkle that on. Add some spice.

Hold on. I'll get some glasses.

No need.

Drink from the bottle. Your wife isn't here.

Senpai, free your soul.

From the bottle.

Man.

- Free your soul. - Drink.

Free your soul.

Napkins.

Amazing!

Everybody, here we go.

It's a strip club.

So many girls.

Here, Senpai.

- It's your turn. - Senpai.

- Try it. - Try it.

Try it.

- Listen, Senpai. - You guys have fun.

Pick the one you like, give her money, and she'll follow you and dance for you.

The left one or the right one?

The right one, Senpai.

Pick that one, Senpai.

Bring her outside.

Car sex!

It's shaking hard!

So fun.

- Did someone order food? - It's the snacks.

No, we ordered fried food.

Let me check.

No, we just the fried food, right?

And some other snacks too.

Senpai.

Say hello.

Hello.

Look who's here! It's Lu and Shu.

- Where are my pants? - No idea. You're messy!

- Who took my pants? - Over there.

- Did you two take the stairs? - Yes.

Your floor is really high up!

Yes.

It's scorching outside.

So…

Change the channel.

Quick.

We…

Yes, you guys made it.

Good. Goal.

Okay. Come on in.

Guys,

say hello.

- Sit down. - Have some fried food.

- Want some Coke, Shu? - We have many soda drinks.

Excuse me. My wife is checking on me.

Let me take a selfie.

Okay, let's do it.

Put the bad stuff away.

No sugary drinks or fried food.

Sorry. No Coke. No sugary drinks.

No Coke, right?

Okay, it looks fine.

- Lu, you got cut off. Come closer. - Okay.

- Closer. - Come here.

Closer.

Closer.

- Closer. - Closer.

Okay.

Okay, here.

One, two, three.

- Thank you all. - Thank you, Senpai.

It's safe now. The alarm is off.

Shu,

here's your drink.

- Thank you, Senpai. - My pleasure.

I washed your shirt. Thank you.

You are welcome.

I added a scent booster to it. Smell it.

Really? Let me smell.

It smells so good.

This scent is called morning violet.

The same as mine.

Okay, he gets it.

Cover your belly. Sit down.

Shu.

Have you seen the night view?

- I will take you to have a look, okay? - Okay.

Come, I'm going to pick you up.

One, two, three.

Here, hold tight.

Come, let's go upstairs.

Come, Shu.

Here is the switch.

On the left.

It's a temple.

And a police station.

And that?

It's a shopping mall.

- Shu, do you want to play? - Okay.

I'll teach you

how to build one.

Okay.

Come here.

What the hell?

What?

- I didn't say anything. - No need. I know what you're thinking.

Oh?

Is that right?

- What? - You're disgusting.

What's disgusting? Tell me.

Tell me.

Dirty.

So dirty.

Yes, I'm dirty, so what?

Don't read my mind.

- I didn't. - But you're taking up space in my brain.

You must have a small brain then.

So what?

I have an ultra large folder in my brain called "I-Ling Lin-the-idiot."

What a coincidence.

I have a folder in my brain named "Paul Chang-eat-shit."

You eat shit.

Eat shit every day.

How far is it?

Turn right ahead.

Wait for me here.

Wait for me there.

Where are you going?

Wait for me there.

Paul Chang, eat shit.

Paul Chang, go eat shit!

I told you we should take a bus to the hotel,

but you insisted on walking.

I needed to walk off my full stomach.

And it's not that far.

I can carry them.

Which way should we go?

There's a path up ahead to the left.

Knowing someone for a long time

doesn't mean you truly understand them.