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I should get home.

You are everywhere.

Even in my dreams.

You have great timing!

You did this the other day.

The power is back.

Can I add you on LINE?

That way, if you have any questions about the medication,

you can ask me. and I will answer your questions.

I need to get this.

Hello?

Are you all right?

Where are you?

Close to home.

I had no signal until just now.

I'm glad you're okay.

Are you all right?

I was fixing the computer when the outage hit,

so all the data was lost.

I told my colleagues to go home, so I might be working late.

I have something to show you. Hold on.

LET'S GO OUT TO EAT.

Hi, do you have any painkillers?

How can I help you?

I'm on my period.

Look at this sticker. You can add words to it.

Does it hurt bad?

MR. AND MRS. ZENG, LAUGHING

Look.

I made another one.

We can talk via the sticker.

"Go

eat

and sleep."

"Don't wait up for me"?

Honey, I couldn't love you more.

Did you get it?

Get it?

Yeah, I got it.

Bye.

Bye.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Are you feeling dizzy?

- A little. - Rest up.

Hello?

She's going into labor?

Now?

A-Nan is still on Green Island?

Okay, hang on.

I am on my way.

IN A LIFETIME, YOU'LL LIKE MANY,

YET,

YOU'LL LOVE ONLY ONE.

Daddy is on his way. Stay inside for a bit longer, okay?

Here comes your daddy.

You? Why are you here?

I didn't mean to,

You should've called me after the baby was born.

I might pass out if I see a baby covered in blood.

It's not like that. It's not pig's blood cake.

Don't… don't call me.

Don't…

Hi, Mr. Liao.

I'm not… I'm not going into labor yet.

Go ahead.

Put page C in front of page A

and after page B.

I got it.

Add a promotion page at the end.

Okay, bye.

How many revisions have they asked for? They still want more?

Be quick. Come on.

Did you hear that? Squeeze in a two-second promo at the end.

- Relax. - I'm sending you the narration.

"Great deal for pretty moms! Join us now to get gifts

delivered to you. Take care of your baby now!"

Shit, better squeeze it in two seconds.

Changing diapers

Brings happiness and laughter

We've all seen diaper commercials

where babies never cry,

they're always smiling like angels, making everything look easy.

But reality

is the complete opposite.

Damn.

Damn.

Loving moms! Join us for a gift! Give your baby the best care!

Damn. She said it in two sentences. You can't understand a word of it.

Is this a good idea?

It's okay.

Do what the client asks. Just don't let people know we edited this.

Here comes your daddy!

Hey, guys. Food delivery.

Put it over there.

Why isn't A-Nan here yet?

He said he arrived an hour ago.

Is he going for a ring?

I think there's a good chance he'll propose.

I told him I won't get married for the kids.

Marriage is meant to be for a lifetime together.

You can have children without having a husband.

Marriage is complicated. Divorce is even more so.

It's not that complicated.

I used to work at divorce court.

It takes ten minutes to divorce. It's quick.

Relax.

Finally.

Honey.

Don't press on my belly.

Are you all right?

It hurts.

Don't worry.

I'm here with you.

Are you okay?

Is the baby okay?

Daddy is here.

Daddy is here.

I need help.

First off, thank you.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

I'm so thankful for your wife. I-ling did so much.

I appreciate that.

I-ling is his wife.

Are you Paul?

My name… is Xue-you.

I am Paul.

We had dinner earlier.

Yeah.

Are you divorced?

I…

Yes, I am divorced.

None of this matters. How can we help you?

Chill.

Take it easy.

- Chill. - Sit down.

- Hold on. I can't breathe. - It's okay.

- Sit down. - I can't breathe.

It's all right… Take a deep breath. Sit down.

Do you think I should propose now or wait until after the baby's born?

Neither.

They seem to have guessed you might propose.

Zero chance of success.

Why?

NaNa doesn't think having a baby and having a husband are a package deal.

She only wants the baby, not you.

But don't worry. It's still your baby.

It's like… whether you choose one item or the whole meal, it's still McDonald's.

It's different.

A guinea pig is not a pig.

Isn't it?

There's no moon in a moon pie.

How could moon pie have a moon?

- Pineapple cakes have no… - Pineapple.

No.

I heard it's winter melon.

- Winter melon? - Winter melon.

It doesn't matter.

You haven't talked about marriage?

I thought she was just joking.

If I propose sincerely,

she will accept, right?

If we don't get married,

father will be listed as "unknown" on my son's ID card.

No, I know about this.

- It's just left blank. - Blank?

So anyone could write their name in.

A-Nan.

She's dilated four centimeters.

Four centimeters?

It can't have someone else's name on it. Please.

Please.

Director.

Now what?

Exhale slowly.

Very good. Breathe now.

Inhale.

Exhale slowly.

Come on.

Exhale slowly.

- One more time. - Good.

The baby is born.

Go.

Marry him… Marry him now

- Marry him… Happy every day - Good.

Now it's not zero chance,

it's negative 100.

Think again…

I got this one.

Add this…

MARRY HIM

Marry him…marry him now

Marry him

Happy everyday

- Super good. - Super good, right?

Give me your phone. I'll make you one.

Can I say no?

Very good. I can see the baby's hair.

Inhale.

All right, exhale. Let him slide out.

Go.

Exhale.

Very good, here. Out he comes.

Is he okay?

He looks good.

Don't worry.

A-Nan.

Come here.

Now.

Come on.

Say "Marry me…"

"Marry me now."

YOU'RE AWESOME.

MARRY HIM.

Hold on…

This is a bear.

A-Nan is still crying.

Really?

Do you think he looks more like A-Nan or NaNa?

NaNa.

He better not look like A-Nan.

If we have a baby, who do you think it would resemble more?

Zeng Xue-you.

I'm not a good mom material.

I'm a bad influence.

I like to complain a lot.

I am rude and heartless.

You're not that bad.

I am.

Look at my brother.

He's already in his 20s.

He skips school and work.

He shuts himself in his room all day.

My mom even has to buy his food for him.

But that's not on you.

He doesn't like school.

He skipped so many classes in middle school

and got expelled several times.

Every time, I had to send him back because our parents were busy.

I helped him with schoolwork.

Every time, the teacher asked if there was trouble at home,

or if something was going on.

But I didn't know how to answer.

Once,

I got so fed up

that I dragged him to school.

I literally dragged him

from our home to the street.

Many years later,

I found out

he didn't like school

because he got bullied there.

His classmates poured

instant noodles on his head

and peed in his shoes.

He got bullied so badly at school,

and then by me at home.

I was such an idiot.

I had no idea what was going on.

I made him who he is,

shutting himself in his room every day.

If I become a mother,

I will definitely ruin my child's life too.

Honey.

You were just a kid.

Even the teacher had no idea.

How could you know?

Plus,

your brother wouldn't have

grown up at all without you.

You did nothing wrong.

You are the best.

Don't feel sad.

What's wrong?

Okay. Don't cry…

- It looks like he peed. - Really?

- Don't cry. - Change his diaper.

Don't cry.

Can I give it a try?

Are you sure?

Teach me.

Open this.

- Okay. - Don't cry.

Here.

It suddenly struck me that…

if you have a helpful partner,

maybe having a baby isn't such a bad idea.

A baby

Brings happiness and laughter

Did you hear that?

What?

Someone singing.

No.

A baby

Brings joy everyday

I-ling.

I-ling.

I-ling.

Hey.

I am down here.

What the hell?

I am not a ghost.

I am your womb.

What the hell?

What?

What?

What? Don't scare me. What?