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Her son's wife slept at someone else's place?

You slept with people! Your whole family slept with people!

- Is this her son's wife? - Yeah.

That's what she said.

I'm doomed.

I'm doomed.

I'm doomed.

Are you okay?

Are you feeling sick?

Do you want to sit down?

CHIEH, PHARMACIST

Have…

we met before?

Do you live around here?

Then maybe we have met.

Are you dizzy?

A little.

I'll give you some headache and stomach medicine, okay?

Try to drink this before drinking wine.

It will ease your hangover.

GRAND OPENING, 12% OFF

Is your pharmacy new?

It opened a month ago.

If you have any medication problems,

you can call me from 10:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m.

I'll be here.

So are you the owner?

You're so young to be the owner.

No matter how old a woman is,

when she talks to someone she likes, her voice turns into a baby voice.

I worked in Australia for a year

and saved enough money

to open this store.

I had a friend who worked in Australia.

Did you work on a farm?

I did.

The work was seasonal.

I picked grapes in spring and tomatoes in the summer.

In winter, I spent two months in a Christmas tree factory.

Christmas tree?

Christmas tree factory?

Right.

Before Christmas,

I'd go to the airport,

markets,

and offices

to decorate Christmas trees.

It was fun.

But

on Christmas Day,

while everyone was having a good time,

I got fired.

It's like Nomadland.

Do you like that movie too?

There is a line in it that stuck with me.

They don't say goodbye. They say…

I really like the poem in the movie.

I heard a lady once say

that when she saw the actor Gong Yoo in person,

she could feel her cervix dilating.

I thought she was exaggerating.

But I can feel it now.

I'm about to give birth.

Mom said she'll vacuum later.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

It's just that, for a moment,

I forgot I'm the most famous slut within 100 miles.

TO SUNNY: WHERE THERE'S LIFE, THERE'S HOPE.

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

WHEN YOU STAY HOPEFUL.

These are the lunch boxes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Eat them in that order.

If it's still not enough, there are fruit and veggies down there.

If it's still not enough, there's meat in the freezer.

Take out the meat and defrost it in the fridge.

When it's done,

put it in the sink.

If that's still not enough, Lan on 139th Lane

will give you free food.

- Okay. - Mom, don't worry.

- The car's here. - Already?

Quick.

Remember, don't let your father eat food that's too oily, salty or sweet.

Remind him to take his pills after every meal.

I'll put the meds here.

No problem.

This is what happens when you get old. My aunt fell down.

She may need surgery.

I'm going to take care of her. I'll be back in five days.

Mom, the key.

Have a safe trip.

Okay.

Take care.

Don't come out now. You'll get the floor dirty.

It's fine, alright.

Call us when you get there.

Bye, Mom.

Am I smiling?

Am I being a jerk?

I'm happy that your mom

is visiting her injured aunt.

It's fine. I'll keep your secret.

Really?

Is there a secrecy fee?

I usually offer a one-year warranty plus 90 days of technical support.

- I'll have to pay after a year? - But you're my lifetime member.

So it's free.

You've got a nice business here.

Lunch's my treat.

What do you want to eat? Taiwanese or Thai?

Or barbecue?

Barbecue?

But didn't mom cook?

It's like a New Year's Eve party. Let's eat out and get some MSG first.

But my mom prepared five lunchboxes.

It's a waste if we don't eat them.

Now what?

Right. You'll go to hell for wasting food.

Go reheat the food.

Barbecue for me.

Barbecue, really?

Yes.

You can stay

or come with me.

I'll go with you.

Yes, spicy and salty, this way please.

Let's go.

Hello.

Please confirm your order.

Two pizzas for today.

One jalapeño.

One smoked bacon.

Three egg tarts and two sodas, right?

We didn't…

We didn't order delivery.

Wrong address?

Who is that?

It's my dad-in-law.

That'll be 1.1k TWD.

I love eating the crust.

Did you know

they put cheese into the crust for the first time in 1998?

Now it's popular.

Eat the crust first,

then eat the rest.

Dad.

You're eating too fast.

Slow down.

Eat while it's hot.

Both of you

eat up now.

I see they

have a new flavor.

Sukiyaki beef.

But

I didn't order that.

I don't eat beef.

I have an affinity for cows.

When I was young,

my house was very remote.

I had no one to play with.

My mom told me to herd the cows.

I was five.

I'd walk a cow around like this.

I spoke to the cow every day.

I named her

A-hong.

She knew her name.

Later, A-hong got too old.

She died.

At that time,

I cried for a few days.

After A-hong died,

I had no one to talk to.

I had to

talk to the sea.

Do you know

what the sea

told me?

I know.

Do you know what

happened to the chicken

when it fell into the sea?

This is a dad joke.

Salty chicken.

No. Chicken fish.

Mom.

Have you eaten?

We're eating now.

What are you eating?

We're having p…

Pork!

Pork,

broccoli,

pineapple,

chicken,

and…

potato.

That's not enough. Eat more.

Also,

the temperatures are dropping tonight.

Remember to wear more clothes.

Okay.

How old is he?

Doesn't he know what to wear?

By the way,

I forgot to vacuum this morning.

Tell you wife I'll handle it

when I'm back.

Also,

two drops of oil fell

inside the fridge.

Tell her not to touch it at all.

I'll handle it when I'm back.

Got it. No problem.

Don't touch it at all.

Bye.

Bye, Mom.

- Mom said the floor and the fridge… - Got it.

Don't touch.

If she tells me not to deal with it, it means I have to deal with it.

Who on earth said that marriage is a happy ending?

It's the beginning of an endurance exam.

This is…

How old is he? He's still dropping food on the floor.

No, dear, I'm telling you.

there's no perfect partner.

Good men are raised.

If you move out, you'll become his mom.

Okay.

Let's use these five days to work on him

and spark his urge to move out.

You-you baby.

Do you want to watch a movie tonight?

Okay, where?

In the private room next door.

Sure.

Can you help me clean up the table first?

Wait a minute. Right away.

Is it wait a minute

or right away?

Right away.

I'm waiting.

Okay.

I'm sorry, Zeng's ancestors.

But the next few nights, I'll be busy with your grandson.

We might disturb you.

If you don't mind, please take a vacation and go outside.

If you hear any gossip while you're out and about,

don't take it personally.

I really didn't cheat on him.

I'm not a slut. I only sleep with your grandson.

Don't you worry.

Thanks for your blessing and understanding.

Hold on.

Don't clean up.

Otherwise, I lose.

Hang in there.

Hang in there.

Love is patient, love is kind

It does not envy

It does not boast, it is not proud

Love avoids shame

Damn it.

He's buying toys again.

What happened to saving money?

Don't get mad.

Otherwise I lose.

Love is not self-seeking

It is not easily angered

It keeps no record of wrongs

Love despises injustice And rejoices the truth

No matter what the game is, the one who gives up first will lose.

It's hard to tell

if you'll win or lose

until the end.

Right away.

Dad.

Are you okay?

Dad's belly hurts. I'll go get meds.

Remember to clean up the table.

Okay.

How much?

Do you feel sick?

It's not for me.

Is it for a senior or a child?

A senior.

Stomach ache or bloating?

I think both.

Do you want to try this?

It's mild and the tablets are small. It's easier for seniors to swallow.

It's 320 TWD after the discount.

Sorry, I forgot my wallet.

No worries.

Take it for now.

No, I'll go get the money.

Pain relief comes first. It's really okay.

Thank you.

How's your hand? Did you put something on that?

It's okay. It's just a small cut. It doesn't hurt much.

Which means it hurts.

Even the smallest wounds need to be treated with care.

Give me a second.

Okay.

Keep the wound dry. Change the bandage at least once a day.

Take care of yourself

before taking care of others.

You look different today.

You look pretty.

Love is patient, love is kind

It does not envy

It does not boast, it is not proud

Love avoids shame

Love is not self-seeking

It is not easily angered

It keeps no record of wrongs

Love despises injustice And rejoices the truth

Dad.

Enough is fucking enough!

Honey. Honey, what's wrong?

What's wrong?

Honey!

Honey!

Honey!

You-you baby.

Domestic violence?

It turns out that people who annoy you can also have their cute moments.