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{\an8}Happy birthday!
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Happy first birthday!
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So cute!
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Look at her high-bridged nose.
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Just like her dad.
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That's true!
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They have the same nose!
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- So prominent!
- Yeah, just like her dad.
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Nonsense!You're lying through your teeth.
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Her dad's nose is so flat.
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The baby's eyes are so big.
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She got them from her mom.
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Everyone knows the momhad cosmetic eye surgery.
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I-Ling,
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long time no see!
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The baby is so cute!
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Yeah.
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I-Ling,
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do you feel like having a baby,
like everyone else?
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Do you feel like dying at a funeral?
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Marriage and having childrenare like contagious diseases.
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Congratulations!
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A few years ago, when I had turned 30…
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They look so happy!
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Friends see others getting marriedand feel like it's their turn.
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It's like at a graduation ceremony.
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It's like watching your classmates go upto receive their diplomas,
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while you're still retaking classes.
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You naturally feel left behind
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and catch the "marriage fever."
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- Congrats!
- Here's some fruit for you.
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Enjoy!
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I-Ling, you're 30.
Get married, or you might miss out.
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Meet someone!
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Look,
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over there,
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at the man in the dark suit.
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That's my nephew!
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He has a car,
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a house,
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and respects his parents.
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This kind of guy is the best!
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Auntie, have some watermelon!
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- It cools you down.
- This grainy texture, I don't like it!
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Let me introduce you to someone.
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With your great qualities,
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staying single must mean you're too picky!
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You really shouldn't be too picky.
It's just about living life together.
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How about it?
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You're picky about watermelon,
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so why can't I be picky?
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At 18, I moved alone to Tainan
for school and work.
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I paid for my tuition and living expenses.
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I graduated
and relocated to Taipei for work.
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Despite the high rent,
I managed to send money home every month.
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I'm so outstanding.
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Why settle in marriage?
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There are just too few outstanding men.
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Why blame me for being picky?
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When you finally get married,
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you see others having kids
one after another.
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It feels especially contagious.
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You find babies adorable
when you see them.
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The baby's head smells so soothing.
I want one too!
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But did you know?
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Pregnancy might cause stroke,
retinal disease,
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hypertension, diabetes, epilepsy,
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and tearing from vagina to anus.
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Congratulations!
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When are you due?
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Honey,
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my mom said not to get home too late.
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Why?
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She's cooking tonight.
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Can we not go home for dinner today?
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She said my uncles are coming over,
and she hoped…
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we could all eat together.
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Didn't we just eat together last week?
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Yeah.
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MOM: A HAPPY FAMILY REUNION.
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IN-LAW: A HAPPY FAMILY REUNION.
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MOM: STAY SAFE, SKIP THE BOOZE.
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Ultimately,
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we are brainwashed by fairy tales,
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believing princes and princesses
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live happily ever after together.
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Screw you!
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What the heck?
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What's wrong? Can't you hold it together?
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Just one second more!
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How am I supposed to edit this?
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Not happy with him? Solve it after work.
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Going back and forth makes
it hard for both you and me!
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Advertising sells a lifestyle,
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making you thinkyour life will improve if you buy it,
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but you don't really need it.
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Like a diamond.
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Rings and proposals weren't always linked.
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A diamond company made
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an incredibly successful ad
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equating eternal love with diamonds.
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Men began
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saving hard to buy an expensive stone.
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Diamonds last forever,true love lasts a lifetime.
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Hello?
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The director's there?
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Why did he arrive so early?
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Okay, I'll pack up and head over now.
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Are you okay?
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Sorry.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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You're bleeding.
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Where is it broken?
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Let me see.
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How did this happen?
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Hello?
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Can you hear me?
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Don't panic.
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I'll call an ambulance.
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I'll take you to the hospital.
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Do you want to go to the hospital?
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You…
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have a nosebleed.
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Life, like editing,
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is full of choices.
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The difference is, life has no script.
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We don't know if fate will gift mea Jacky Xue-you Cheung.
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I am Zeng Xue-you,
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as in Cheung Xue-you.
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Are you an engineer?
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Have a seat.
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The disc and read/write head seem fine.
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It's not making strange noises either.
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The motor drive is stable,
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so the data inside should be fine.
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Thank God.
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Yeah.
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By the way, are you using Windows or Mac?
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Mac.
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For Mac,
I'll back it up on a new one for you,
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so your data won't get damaged
when you return.
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Thanks.
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I am really sorry.
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You're hurt, yet…
you're helping me with this.
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Have you eaten? Can I buy you some food?
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No need, I've already eaten.
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I ate and was on my way back when…
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I am sorry.
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No, I'm really sorry too.
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Let it run for a moment.
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This brand is amazing.
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I had a small one before.
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What are the maximum storage capacities?
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This one is 12TB,
and it can go up to 60TB.
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Awesome.
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Yeah.
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How about home and business hard drives?
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What's the difference?
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Usage time differs.
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Businesses can use it 24 hours a day.
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With a five-year warranty,
that's 43,800 hours.
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For home use, it's 10,000 hours max.
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Business-grade hard drives
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use premium capacitors
made from high-quality materials
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Oh, I see.
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I'll buy the business one.
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Doesn't HDD have one with a max of 16TB?
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I had a RAID 5
with five hard drives but only 1TB.
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What are you laughing at?
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Nothing.
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This is the first time…
a girl talks to me about hard drives.
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Done.
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How much for this hard drive?
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Free of charge.
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No way, a 4T drive must be expensive.
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No, really, it's a gift from me.
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Did you just hit your head?
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No, I have plenty here.
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I don't really need this one.
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You can have it.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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HARD DISKS LAST FOREVER,
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TRUE LOVE LASTS A LIFETIME.
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Good luck with your film!
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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Some say
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men fall in love easily,
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because they mistake an erection
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for a pounding heart.
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But I don't have a penis, so…
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it must be my heart racing.
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PRESENT
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Mom.
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Sleep. It's still early.
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It's 5:00 a.m. Go to sleep.
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It's okay.
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I'm just taking out the trash. Sleep. No…
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I'll handle it.
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I-Ling.
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Are you throwing out all these bags?
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Yeah, I don't want them.
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Can I have them?
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I'll use them as trash bags!
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Sleep.
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I-Ling.
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Are you throwing out this pen too?
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Yes, because it's out of ink.
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Can I have it?
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Sleep.
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Mom.
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I can wash it,
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just leave it there.
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I'll handle it!
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You young people work hard every day.
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You must be tired and exhausted.
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You should sleep more.
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Sleep more. Go.
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Here.
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Sleep.
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My underwear.
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Damn it!
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Three years ago,
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we got married and were supposed
to live here for one year.
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It's been three years.
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When will you tell your mom
we're moving out?
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Housing prices have soared.
Let's wait, okay?
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It's always expensive.
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But if we move out now,
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we'll need to pay for a mortgage,
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that would make things tougher.
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Didn't we already discuss this?
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Just buy what we can afford!
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When will you tell your mom?
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I…
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Xue-you,
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breakfast is ready!
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I'll tell her.
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You always say that.
You say that all the time.
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- Mom, good morning.
- Good morning.
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Eat your porridge while it's hot.
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Okay.
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Today's ribbon fish may be too salty.
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Try it.
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How is it? Too salty?
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It's just right.
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I told you not to talk while eating fish,
or you'll choke on a bone.
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Remember?
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I made your lunch box.
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Xue-you, eat more vegetables.
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So cute.
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How is it?
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Delicious.
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Really?
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Let me taste it.
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Here, you try it too.
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Delicious.
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Egg?
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Two.
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Two eggs.
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Mom.
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Let me.
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Thank you.
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No big deal.
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Mom, take a break.
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Bye, Mom and Dad!
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Bye, Mom and Dad!
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00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:56,166
We've been living here for three years.I still feel like an outsider.
282
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Is he the one?
283
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,291
Everyone is born with half a soul.
284
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Only by meeting your match,
285
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do you become whole.
286
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Your soulmate
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is on
288
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Soul Mate Hub.
289
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Nice.
290
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,625
This part is well-edited.
291
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:25,541
That's right.
292
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,500
My heart skips a beat.
293
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,250
I also love this version the most.
294
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,875
So… is this the final cut?
295
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:37,708
Okay.
296
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,875
Thank you. Great job!
297
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,583
- Thank you. Great job!
- Great job!
298
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:42,916
Thanks, Director!
299
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,125
No, thank you.
300
00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:48,125
Soul Mate Hub is now available.
Download it on Android or iOS today.
301
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:49,708
Right.
302
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,375
Data insights are spot on.
303
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,791
It can absolutely find your soulmate.
304
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:02,916
Download it!
305
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,166
Right. Let's do it.
306
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,958
Download it!
307
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- Download it!
- Thanks.
308
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,708
This app is purely text-based.
309
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No photos,
310
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just soulful connections.
311
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And…
312
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,708
it's also for married people.
313
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I am single.
314
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Take a seat.
315
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- Leave some nice comments.
- Take a seat.
316
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,000
Take a seat.
317
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,041
Thank you all.
318
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:25,916
It's no trouble,
319
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not at all.
320
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Remember to give us five stars!
321
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Sure.
322
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No problem.
323
00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:37,541
Thanks.
324
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,041
Ask me anything!
325
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,833
That's not necessary.
It's all explained clearly.
326
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YOUR NICKNAME
327
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SUNNY
LOGIN
328
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- Bye. Safe travels.
- Thank you. Great job.
329
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,291
Take care.
330
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,000
That was too much!
331
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,791
Keep your voice down!
332
00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:09,041
They pushed us to download it
and promoted cheating.
333
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,958
Doesn't it sound quite sexy to you?
334
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,166
{\an8}IN-LAW: GUA-GUA'S EATING ON HIS OWN.
ADORABLE!
335
00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:17,375
Is that your son?
336
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,416
He's so grown-up.
337
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,875
The neighbor's kid.
338
00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:24,750
Your mom-in-law is giving you
some clever, subtle hints.
339
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,500
Doesn't she know you don't want kids?
340
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:27,416
She knows,
341
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,083
but knowing and accepting
are two different things.
342
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,250
She keeps saying,
343
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,541
"It's up to you,
344
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:35,125
whether to have kids or not."
345
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,916
She wishes a baby would pop out
the moment I open my legs.
346
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,291
She's such a hypocrite!
347
00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:42,958
Don't you think it's ironic?
348
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:45,875
Everyone, both men and women, say,
349
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:49,041
"Study hard,
grow up, and strive to get a good job."
350
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,000
But after 30, everyone says,
351
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,375
"Women shouldn't love work so much."
352
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,625
"Get married earlier."
353
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:56,500
"Have kids earlier."
354
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:57,708
That's strange.
355
00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,333
Why should women over 30
356
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:01,833
only aim to be good wives and mothers?
357
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:06,833
Were you joking when you told me
to work hard for 30 years?
358
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,833
NaNa,
359
00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:10,208
what do you want to eat?
360
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,875
Why not ask me?
361
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:15,041
You have a lunchbox.
362
00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:17,750
You can have it.
363
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,750
Don't be so picky.
364
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,250
She cooks for you every day.
365
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:24,541
So sweet!
366
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,833
Low oil, low salt, no scallions.
367
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,375
Try eating this every day!
368
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:29,583
That's so healthy.
369
00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,083
Your mom-in-law loves you.
370
00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,166
Grilled meat rice?
371
00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:34,125
Love you!
372
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,458
You two jerks!
373
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,250
- Match.
- Oh my God.
374
00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,333
How many dating apps are you using?
375
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,250
More than ten.
376
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:50,958
What?
377
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,041
No one wants me anyway!
378
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,708
It's good that you know.
379
00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:57,166
Just don't say it out loud.
380
00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:01,291
Look, so many young people,
even younger than you.
381
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,375
18, 20, 20, and 18 years old.
382
00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:07,000
This is Paul.
383
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,750
He got divorced four years agobecause his wife cheated on him.
384
00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:11,916
Now, he's a golden bachelor.
385
00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:15,458
Honey.
386
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,666
- Call me as soon as you land.
- Okay.
387
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,500
- Do you remember the due date?
- April…
388
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:23,333
April 29th.
389
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:25,208
That's NaNa.
390
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:28,333
She's dated men of all zodiac signs.
391
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,666
She accidentally got pregnant by an Aries.
392
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,958
She wants a baby, not a marriage.
393
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:40,875
- Didn't you watch that yesterday?
- I want to watch it again with subtitles.
394
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:44,875
- You didn't understand it without them?
- Not really.
395
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:47,083
I just want to see my idol's cute face.
396
00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:50,791
This is Chi.
397
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,416
She's a proud single person.
398
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:55,375
{\an8}She only admires Korean idols on TV,
399
00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,416
avoiding regular guys to stay carefree.
400
00:25:58,708 --> 00:25:59,958
How about
401
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,583
we have stir-fry tonight?
402
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:04,333
- Let's go eat at that place…
- Stir-Fry Heaven.
403
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:08,166
Stir-Fry Heaven.
404
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:13,041
It's His Sis Day.
405
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,875
That's too much!
406
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,375
Every Friday night,
407
00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:22,750
my sister-in-law's family dines with us.
408
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,750
Read me a story please, Aunt.
409
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,458
My in-law makes eight dishes and one soup,
410
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,666
making every weekfeel like a New Year holiday.
411
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,625
Just a moment, wait a bit.
412
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,208
The busiest place is the bathroom.
413
00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:37,458
"I can't help but feel sad, holding…"
414
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:43,208
Someone's always in there.
415
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,791
"Ran out, holding back tears."
416
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:47,750
"The prince and princess
lived happily ever after."
417
00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:48,750
The end.
418
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,958
One more book.
419
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:54,208
I just read that one.
420
00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:55,958
Read it again, please.
421
00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:00,875
Chloe,
422
00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:01,791
did you notice
423
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:02,916
that the prince
424
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,041
always looks the same?
425
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,291
Fairy tales are all lies,
426
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,000
the prince was a bigamist.
427
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:10,541
What is a bigamist?
428
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:11,750
A bigamist
429
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,208
means…
430
00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:17,625
He married Snow White already,
but now he wants to marry Sleeping Beauty,
431
00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:18,958
then the Little Mermaid,
432
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,541
and Cinderella too.
433
00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:21,791
Look,
434
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:23,791
his smile is shameless.
435
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,958
I'm telling you,
436
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:27,333
make sure you choose wisely.
437
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,375
Don't end up with someone like this.
438
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,625
You're a liar.
439
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,333
You should eat more vegetables.
440
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:53,250
I forgot to mention my dad-in-law.
441
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,291
He usually plays chess with himself.
442
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,750
If you talk to him…
443
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:04,416
Voltage is classified as
low, high, or ultra-high.
444
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:08,208
Household voltage is 110V
445
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,708
or 220V.
446
00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:12,875
- 3,000V.
- Give the meat to Xue-you.
447
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,708
3,300V,
448
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:16,458
11,000V,
449
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:18,333
22,000V.
450
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:22,791
Ultra-high voltage can reach 161,000V.
451
00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,458
He's retired from the power company.
452
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,583
My mom-in-law does everything.
453
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,916
He's like a plant at home,
454
00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:33,916
and you barely notice him.
455
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,208
Come on, eat more vegetables.
456
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:43,875
I-Ling.
457
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:45,333
Mom.
458
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,333
Thank you.
459
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,083
Thanks.
460
00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:01,500
Not at all.
461
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:24,875
I-Ling, thank you.
462
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,166
For what?
463
00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:27,416
You're not helping.
464
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:32,291
I've thought of a secret.
I tried it with your brother-in-law.
465
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:35,500
It's the position that got us Chloe.
466
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:37,333
I don't want kids.
467
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,750
Raise your butt
468
00:29:39,833 --> 00:29:41,416
when you make love.
469
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,875
I don't want kids.
470
00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:45,541
Then, lift your leg as high as possible.
471
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,708
Stretch the… as much as you can.
472
00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:51,083
and… when it's inserted inside…
473
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,833
Reach the deepest spot,
474
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,375
and wait there.
475
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,125
Don't move.
476
00:29:58,833 --> 00:29:59,791
There's a cockroach.
477
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:00,750
Mom!
478
00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:04,000
Mom!
479
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:07,583
Where? Mom.
480
00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:09,500
Where?
481
00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:11,791
- Here.
- Where?
482
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,583
- Take it.
- Here you go.
483
00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:16,416
- You…
- No.
484
00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:19,708
Here.
485
00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:43,083
I think you're so sexy now.
486
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,041
Really?
487
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,250
I'll take out the trash later too.
488
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:51,875
You're awesome!
489
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,041
Remember,
490
00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,958
if Mom asks us to go pray tomorrow,
tell her I have to work early.
491
00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:05,666
I can't take any more exorcism.
Every time, it feels like I'm going blind.
492
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,125
Okay.
493
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,875
Xue-you.
494
00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:11,333
Leave it.
495
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,625
I'll wash it, just leave it.
496
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:15,625
Go… go eat some fruit. Go.
497
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,708
Leave it.
498
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:17,666
Thanks, Mom.
499
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,875
I-Ling.
500
00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:22,208
Yes, Mom.
501
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,750
Tomorrow is the 15th.
502
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,500
Come pray with me.
503
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,375
It's better to pray every month.
504
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,333
Mom, she works early tomorrow.
505
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,500
Is that so?
506
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,708
- When do you start?
- I need to be at the office by 9:00.
507
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,083
That's so early.
508
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,500
We'll go at 5:00 then.
509
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,833
We'll make it on time.
510
00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:12,250
Bodhisattva, bless us with children
511
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,708
and grandchildren.
512
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:15,125
Please.
513
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:18,041
May our bloodline
be blessed to live on forever.
514
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:21,833
Bodhisattva, bless the Zeng family
with grandchildren.
515
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:24,708
Please, Bodhisattva, bless them.
516
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,333
While the Bodhisattva
517
00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:34,166
practiced deep wisdom.
518
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:37,375
He saw that all five aggregates are empty
519
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,166
and he frees from all suffering.
520
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,583
Sariputra,
521
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,833
form is not different from emptiness,
522
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:45,708
emptiness is no different from form,
523
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:49,208
Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form.
524
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:51,875
I want a divorce.
525
00:32:54,083 --> 00:32:56,791
SOUL MATE HUB: HI SUNNY,
526
00:32:56,875 --> 00:33:00,750
LOOKING FOR A SOUL MATE MATCH FOR YOU!
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