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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,360 - Oh, no, he's down again. 2 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:53,920 Julian, get up, honey. 3 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,760 You're okay. 4 00:00:58,401 --> 00:01:00,399 - All right, let's go, boys. - That's a good kid. 5 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,081 Hurry up. - Looking good out there. 6 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,520 - It's so sad about that woman. 7 00:01:09,521 --> 00:01:10,520 The yoga teacher. 8 00:01:10,521 --> 00:01:12,079 - What? What happened? 9 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,639 - You didn't hear? 10 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,679 She was killed last night. 11 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,399 In her own home. 12 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,200 - My God, that's so scary! 13 00:01:18,201 --> 00:01:19,920 Do they know who did it? 14 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,319 - I heard a neighbor saw someone leaving her house. 15 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,999 They said it was a bagger at the Eagle. 16 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,999 - Wait, what? 17 00:01:25,999 --> 00:01:26,800 I was just there! 18 00:01:26,801 --> 00:01:29,479 - I know, I'm there every day. 19 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,839 He must've bagged my groceries 500 times. 20 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,838 - Oh, it's so crazy to think about. 21 00:01:33,839 --> 00:01:35,198 I'm sure I have groceries in my cupboards 22 00:01:35,199 --> 00:01:36,198 that he touched. 23 00:01:36,199 --> 00:01:37,679 - I bet I have some in my trunk. 24 00:01:39,639 --> 00:01:40,679 - How old was she? 25 00:01:41,719 --> 00:01:43,918 - Late twenties, I think. 26 00:01:43,919 --> 00:01:46,318 Cheryl, Cheryl something. 27 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:47,719 She opened that yoga studio. 28 00:01:48,679 --> 00:01:49,838 Did you know her? 29 00:01:49,839 --> 00:01:50,799 - Oh, no. 30 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,478 I've just really been wanting to start doing yoga. 31 00:01:53,479 --> 00:01:54,558 - Me, too. 32 00:01:54,559 --> 00:01:55,319 - Hm. 33 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,958 - Oh, my gosh, I didn't even notice. 34 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:03,317 You have a new baby. 35 00:02:03,318 --> 00:02:05,558 - Oh, yeah, isn't she cute? 36 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,358 We wanted to try something new. 37 00:02:07,359 --> 00:02:10,119 - She's so cute, I love her. 38 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:15,158 - Lisa, do you want her? 39 00:02:15,999 --> 00:02:16,878 - What? 40 00:02:16,878 --> 00:02:17,679 No, I couldn't. 41 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:18,479 She's your baby. 42 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,357 - Oh, Lisa, you can have her, she's great. 43 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,118 - Are you sure? 44 00:02:22,119 --> 00:02:23,757 - Yes, I am sure. 45 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,157 Take her, she's yours now. 46 00:02:26,158 --> 00:02:27,558 - Oh! 47 00:02:56,037 --> 00:02:59,076 I don't know, Jill, she seems like she wants you. 48 00:02:59,077 --> 00:03:00,156 - Oh, we've just bonded. 49 00:03:00,157 --> 00:03:01,676 I've been her mom since she was born. 50 00:03:01,677 --> 00:03:03,556 She just has to get used to you. 51 00:03:03,557 --> 00:03:04,477 - Of course. 52 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:13,717 I love her. 53 00:03:14,717 --> 00:03:15,557 Thank you so much. 54 00:03:17,877 --> 00:03:18,637 - Enjoy. 55 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,914 What you have to understand, sweetheart 56 00:04:21,915 --> 00:04:24,955 is when you fall down, it slows the whole game down. 57 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:28,514 - What happened to the baby? 58 00:04:28,515 --> 00:04:29,795 - Oh, I gave her to Lisa. 59 00:04:31,554 --> 00:04:33,353 And, listen, honey, let's not mention to your dad 60 00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:34,674 how you fell down again today. 61 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,034 It'll just be our little secret. 62 00:04:36,035 --> 00:04:37,874 - Can't I just sleep in Madison's crib? 63 00:04:39,315 --> 00:04:40,074 - No. 64 00:05:20,634 --> 00:05:21,513 - You know when we stopped by the Eagle 65 00:05:21,514 --> 00:05:23,192 for some brats on our way over. 66 00:05:23,193 --> 00:05:24,512 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 67 00:05:24,513 --> 00:05:25,992 There were cops everywhere. 68 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,512 I guess they were waiting to see 69 00:05:27,513 --> 00:05:29,072 if that bagger showed up for work. 70 00:05:29,073 --> 00:05:30,752 You know, the bagger murderer? 71 00:05:30,753 --> 00:05:31,553 - Uh-huh. 72 00:05:31,553 --> 00:05:32,353 Did he? 73 00:05:32,353 --> 00:05:33,153 - No. 74 00:05:33,154 --> 00:05:34,472 - Phew! - There you are. 75 00:05:34,473 --> 00:05:35,952 - Hey, we were just talking. 76 00:05:35,953 --> 00:05:38,032 Why don't you guys come over and swim after the party? 77 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,232 The pool's finally up and running. 78 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:40,472 - Yeah, we'll fire up the grill. 79 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,273 - Fun! 80 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,113 Oh, but, honey, we don't have our suits. 81 00:05:48,393 --> 00:05:49,512 - We'll swing by the house. 82 00:05:49,513 --> 00:05:50,912 - Hm. 83 00:05:50,913 --> 00:05:52,272 - Lisa, you're back! 84 00:05:52,273 --> 00:05:53,431 - Hi, Marriott. 85 00:05:53,432 --> 00:05:55,071 Yeah, back to the grind. 86 00:05:55,072 --> 00:05:57,472 - Everyone's devouring the canapés you brought, Jill. 87 00:05:57,473 --> 00:05:58,631 - Oh, good! 88 00:05:58,632 --> 00:05:59,553 - They're so small. 89 00:05:59,554 --> 00:06:00,751 I don't know how you did it. 90 00:06:00,752 --> 00:06:02,351 - Oh, it was easy. 91 00:06:02,352 --> 00:06:03,752 - Do people like my peas? 92 00:06:04,793 --> 00:06:06,951 - Oh, you know, I saw those. 93 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,351 I don't think anyone's had a chance to try them yet. 94 00:06:09,352 --> 00:06:10,831 - Oh. 95 00:06:10,832 --> 00:06:12,872 - Happy birthday, Raja. 96 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,271 - Come on, mama, it's time. 97 00:06:19,272 --> 00:06:20,232 - Okay, honey. 98 00:06:20,233 --> 00:06:22,191 Hey, listen, you ladies ought to come up. 99 00:06:22,192 --> 00:06:24,071 They're, giving the moms a go at the piñata. 100 00:06:24,072 --> 00:06:25,951 - Oh, fun, we'll be right there. 101 00:06:27,632 --> 00:06:29,111 Okay, honey, I'll be right back. 102 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:02,510 Wait a second. 103 00:07:02,511 --> 00:07:03,830 Wrong husbands. 104 00:07:03,831 --> 00:07:05,429 - Oh, my God! 105 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:06,231 - Dosey-doe. 106 00:07:06,232 --> 00:07:08,309 Dosey-doe. 107 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:09,990 - Lisa, you kiss like you're French. 108 00:07:11,711 --> 00:07:13,030 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 109 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,589 - I was confused because your husband 110 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:29,189 is holding my old baby. 111 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:30,349 - Oh, how is Madison? 112 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,468 - Oh, Paige. 113 00:07:31,469 --> 00:07:32,429 It's Paige now. 114 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,869 - Oh. 115 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,308 Paige. 116 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:36,350 Like a knight's squire. 117 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:39,950 - A noble page. 118 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:42,589 - Ah! 119 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:07,628 - Oh, dear. 120 00:08:07,629 --> 00:08:08,509 I don't know. 121 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:10,069 You were here first. 122 00:08:12,309 --> 00:08:13,629 Oh, I don't know. 123 00:08:17,028 --> 00:08:18,908 You know, I wasn't first. 124 00:08:18,909 --> 00:08:19,788 I'm never a first. 125 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:21,629 No. 126 00:08:35,909 --> 00:08:36,908 I'm gonna go check on the pool. 127 00:08:36,908 --> 00:08:37,668 - Okay. 128 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,108 What? 129 00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:43,748 Julian. 130 00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:45,508 Funny. 131 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:46,748 Come here, baby. 132 00:09:17,827 --> 00:09:20,306 Oranges, mm! 133 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:22,067 Oranges are funny. 134 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,787 - Hello, beautiful bakers. 135 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,146 This week's challenge was the baked Alaska. 136 00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:32,386 Now, some of your cakes would make 137 00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:36,626 the Alaskan people proud and some would not. 138 00:09:36,627 --> 00:09:39,705 You'll be judged on both the height of the cake 139 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:41,147 and the heat of the flame. 140 00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:43,107 And now, 141 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,745 I would like each of you to step in front 142 00:09:48,746 --> 00:09:49,946 of the cake to your right. 143 00:09:52,866 --> 00:09:54,105 Oh, excuse me, Brigitta, 144 00:09:54,106 --> 00:09:56,425 there's no cake to my right unless, 145 00:09:56,426 --> 00:09:57,226 this is my left. 146 00:09:57,227 --> 00:09:59,106 - Penelope, you'll go to Georgie's cake. 147 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:01,626 Thank you. 148 00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:09,465 And now, the cake that you're standing in front of 149 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:13,024 is the cake you will be judged on! 150 00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:14,144 - No! 151 00:10:14,145 --> 00:10:14,906 - Yes. 152 00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:18,466 Absolutely, yes, Penelope. 153 00:10:21,825 --> 00:10:23,426 - Julian, try this! - Shh! 154 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:25,025 Jill, try this! 155 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:25,906 - What? 156 00:10:25,907 --> 00:10:28,185 Take a sip of the water. 157 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:33,385 You like it? 158 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:34,185 - Sure. 159 00:10:34,186 --> 00:10:35,544 - It's from the pool. 160 00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:36,345 - Oh. 161 00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:37,784 - It's the new filtration system. 162 00:10:37,785 --> 00:10:39,544 It's all oxygenated, no more chlorine. 163 00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:41,024 It's pure, baby, you can drink it. 164 00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:41,905 - Oh, that's great. 165 00:10:42,784 --> 00:10:44,703 - Yeah, I think I prefer it. 166 00:10:44,704 --> 00:10:45,823 - To swimming in chlorine? 167 00:10:45,824 --> 00:10:46,624 - No! 168 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:47,944 To regular water. 169 00:10:47,945 --> 00:10:49,344 I mean, it's delicious, right? 170 00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:50,865 - Sure, it's good water. 171 00:10:51,864 --> 00:10:52,625 - Yeah. 172 00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:56,625 Honey, are you wearing panties around your neck? 173 00:10:58,744 --> 00:10:59,505 - Yes. 174 00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:01,344 - Oh. 175 00:11:10,064 --> 00:11:11,423 What? 176 00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:12,184 - Sorry. 177 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,264 - What is it? 178 00:11:16,264 --> 00:11:18,503 - I just can't stop thinking about Madison. 179 00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:19,783 - Paige. 180 00:11:19,784 --> 00:11:20,902 You mean, Paige? 181 00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:21,863 - Oh, yeah, right. 182 00:11:24,704 --> 00:11:26,624 It was just really nice to see her today. 183 00:11:28,264 --> 00:11:30,263 - Yeah, well, we used to see her every day. 184 00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:35,183 - Are you mad? 185 00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:37,064 - Huh? 186 00:11:38,063 --> 00:11:40,143 - Are you mad that I gave our baby to Lisa? 187 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,342 - Next time can you just talk to me first? 188 00:11:48,343 --> 00:11:49,662 - Oh! 189 00:11:49,663 --> 00:11:50,583 Yes. - Okay. 190 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:54,303 Yes, yeah. 191 00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,021 - Ooh, tacos? 192 00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:01,662 - Oh, no, It's a Mexican meat pie. 193 00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,622 - I don't know what that is. 194 00:12:22,022 --> 00:12:23,861 - That was Nancy on the phone. 195 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,981 She says she went over to the nursing home on Tuesday 196 00:12:25,982 --> 00:12:27,981 and mom wasn't in her room. 197 00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:30,661 She was in the cafeteria, mopping. 198 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,181 - One second, Dennis. 199 00:12:32,182 --> 00:12:35,021 - And remember mom's roommate, the seamstress? 200 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:39,022 They had her disinfecting the toilet in the common room. 201 00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:41,700 - Corn on the cob? 202 00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:42,701 - Bob wanted it. 203 00:12:42,702 --> 00:12:43,461 - Ugh! 204 00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:45,622 - I'll cut the corn off. 205 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:52,501 Anyway, Nancy and her new husband, 206 00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:53,861 they went over there this morning 207 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:55,700 during mom's exercise hour 208 00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:58,140 and, apparently, they had the whole group out 209 00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,740 power washing the sun deck. 210 00:13:00,741 --> 00:13:02,620 Now, I told Nancy, power washing 211 00:13:02,621 --> 00:13:04,620 could be considered exercise, 212 00:13:04,621 --> 00:13:06,420 but she made a really good point. 213 00:13:06,421 --> 00:13:10,421 It does seem like they fired the entire janitorial staff. 214 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,380 And you know, Nancy's new husband, 215 00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:17,059 he's an executive, you know? 216 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,660 You know? 217 00:13:19,661 --> 00:13:22,019 Well, he thinks that if the nursing home 218 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,180 is making the residence clean, 219 00:13:24,181 --> 00:13:26,340 they should pay them for that. 220 00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:27,100 Lisa? 221 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,299 Lisa? - What? 222 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,100 - Lisa? - What? 223 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,459 - Do you think mom's being exploited? 224 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,419 - Do you think grandma's being exploited? 225 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,979 - Bob, don't play with that garbage. 226 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:39,179 - I'm making a corn-husk doll. 227 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,259 Yeesh. 228 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,259 - What? 229 00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:43,980 - It's a little scary. 230 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,459 - You're not scary to me. 231 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,018 - Well, it'll be 20 more minutes on the goulash. 232 00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:51,699 Bob, why don't you practice your saxophone now 233 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,379 so that you don't have to do it before bed? 234 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,180 - No! 235 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,259 Honey. 236 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,018 - Sorry, it's just my head. 237 00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,299 Oh, yeah, you should practice. 238 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,259 - You should practice, Bob. 239 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,339 Your big concert is tomorrow. 240 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,378 - I just want one free night. 241 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,379 Bob. 242 00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:09,179 Fine. 243 00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:13,939 - You spilled some milk. 244 00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:16,779 - Can you clean it up? 245 00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:21,019 There's a rag right there. 246 00:14:44,098 --> 00:14:45,178 - Oh hi, Jill. 247 00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:47,698 - Hi, Buck. 248 00:14:47,699 --> 00:14:48,618 How are you? 249 00:14:49,899 --> 00:14:51,257 - Good, thanks. 250 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,018 Real good. 251 00:14:53,378 --> 00:14:55,538 - Mom, are you letting dad take the globe? 252 00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:58,537 - Mm-mm, hide it. 253 00:14:58,538 --> 00:14:59,418 - No, mom. 254 00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:00,977 - Citronella. 255 00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:01,738 - Fine. 256 00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:04,576 - Hi, Kim Ann. 257 00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:06,337 I am so sorry to drop in. 258 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,176 - Oh, sit, I made lemonade. 259 00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:08,938 We're watching. 260 00:15:13,338 --> 00:15:14,697 - I had no idea 261 00:15:14,698 --> 00:15:16,296 Buck was moving out today. 262 00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:17,536 - Does anybody know? 263 00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:18,418 You can tell people. 264 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,856 I feel like no one knows. 265 00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:20,817 - Okay. 266 00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:22,296 Yeah, I'm not sure. 267 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,856 - I'm pretty sure they don't. 268 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:24,617 - Hm. 269 00:15:25,497 --> 00:15:27,616 Oh, I brought you a taco dip. 270 00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:28,337 - Seven layer? 271 00:15:29,457 --> 00:15:30,936 - It's a five. 272 00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:31,697 - Oh. 273 00:15:32,737 --> 00:15:33,857 Put it on the floor. 274 00:15:34,697 --> 00:15:35,976 Just put it. 275 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,057 - Okay. - That's good. 276 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,856 Have some lemonade. 277 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:40,617 - Thanks. 278 00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:43,736 - Come on! 279 00:15:43,737 --> 00:15:45,376 - Dan! No! 280 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:46,575 You be nice to your brother. 281 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,816 He's small because of you. 282 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,576 Right? 283 00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,255 Dan sat on Rostaffano in the womb. 284 00:15:55,256 --> 00:15:56,176 You knew that, right? 285 00:15:56,177 --> 00:15:57,255 - Yeah, I do. 286 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,457 - He was born blue. 287 00:15:59,456 --> 00:16:00,616 - Yeah, I know that. 288 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,615 Listen, Kim Ann, I wanna get out of your hair. 289 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,175 I just wanted to check on you. 290 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:11,815 - Okay, I figured you were here to buy some knives. 291 00:16:11,816 --> 00:16:12,616 - Oh. 292 00:16:12,617 --> 00:16:15,335 - You know, since you missed my last Elizabeth Knives party. 293 00:16:15,336 --> 00:16:17,814 - Oh, sorry, yeah. 294 00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,975 No, but I could buy some knives today. 295 00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:21,335 I do have my checkbook. 296 00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:23,294 - Okay, that would be great. 297 00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:24,096 - Okay. 298 00:16:24,097 --> 00:16:26,454 - But I won't be able to give you the friends 299 00:16:26,455 --> 00:16:27,895 and family discount. 300 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:28,896 Oh, no? 301 00:16:30,816 --> 00:16:32,295 - Yeah. 302 00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:33,055 - Oh! 303 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:36,856 - Kim Ann? 304 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,254 - Hm? 305 00:16:39,255 --> 00:16:42,175 - You would tell me if I did something to upset you, right? 306 00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:43,855 - Mm-hmm. 307 00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:45,815 - Okay. 308 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,334 - You did something to upset me. 309 00:16:49,335 --> 00:16:50,095 - I did? 310 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,894 - Honestly, I just can't believe everything 311 00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,215 that happened with your baby. 312 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,175 - Oh. 313 00:16:56,176 --> 00:16:58,654 - You just gave your baby to Lisa. 314 00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,175 That's really fucked up, Jill. 315 00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:03,294 - I know. 316 00:17:03,295 --> 00:17:05,573 - I think I made a horrible mistake. 317 00:17:05,574 --> 00:17:06,335 - Yeah. 318 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,214 Why would you give your baby to Lisa and not me? 319 00:17:12,254 --> 00:17:14,613 - Oh, I'm so sorry, Kim Ann. 320 00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,733 I wasn't thinking, you know? 321 00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:19,493 I hadn't planned on giving my baby away at all. 322 00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:20,893 - Well... 323 00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:22,373 - You know, if it makes you feel any better, 324 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,814 I really miss Madison. 325 00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:26,053 Paige. 326 00:17:26,054 --> 00:17:28,773 - You know, I would've kept her name Madison 327 00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,772 if you had given her to me. 328 00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:32,013 That was my mother's name. 329 00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:35,693 - I know, that's who I named her after. 330 00:17:35,694 --> 00:17:36,574 - No. Really? 331 00:17:40,294 --> 00:17:41,254 Oh, my God! 332 00:17:41,254 --> 00:17:42,013 Aw. 333 00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:50,613 - Daddy, daddy, take me! 334 00:17:50,614 --> 00:17:51,573 There's no time for you! 335 00:17:51,574 --> 00:17:53,772 - Buck! No, wrong! 336 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:54,573 Buck, drop him. 337 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,772 - I'm just saying goodbye! 338 00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:56,534 - Leave him. 339 00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:58,453 Leave him! 340 00:18:00,053 --> 00:18:01,092 - I'm just saying goodbye. 341 00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:02,332 - Okay, bye! 342 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,091 Goodbye, wave bye. 343 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:06,172 Let's go, let's go, come on. 344 00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,573 Are you okay? 345 00:18:24,292 --> 00:18:26,531 - Hey, do you have a reservation here? 346 00:18:26,532 --> 00:18:27,971 - Yes, it should be under Davies. 347 00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,411 - No, I made the reservation. 348 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,611 Wetbottom, table for four. 349 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:32,931 - Wetbottom? 350 00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:33,692 - Yeah. 351 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:35,732 - Oh. 352 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:43,292 - Hm. - Yeah. 353 00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:49,451 - It's getting dark so early this year. 354 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:51,850 - Oh, I know, I feel like this time last year 355 00:18:51,851 --> 00:18:52,692 it was not this dark. 356 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:53,811 - Yeah, it used to be more bright. 357 00:18:53,812 --> 00:18:55,010 - Yes. - Uh-uh, no, thank you. 358 00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:56,890 I brought my own. 359 00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:58,051 I don't drink that stuff. 360 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,010 - Oh, Lisa, I meant to tell you. 361 00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:04,131 Julian's not gonna be able to take that manners class 362 00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:05,610 after school anymore. 363 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,090 - What, I don't want Bob to be the only boy. 364 00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:09,330 - Oh, I'm sorry. 365 00:19:09,331 --> 00:19:11,330 Julian's not finishing up at school until four now. 366 00:19:11,331 --> 00:19:13,970 - He's in school till four, like, detention? 367 00:19:13,971 --> 00:19:14,891 - No! 368 00:19:14,891 --> 00:19:15,691 No, no, no, no. 369 00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:17,530 He's in that accelerated math program. 370 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,130 - Rocket Math. - Mm-hmm. 371 00:19:19,131 --> 00:19:20,610 - Rocket Math? 372 00:19:20,611 --> 00:19:21,371 Yeah. 373 00:19:22,731 --> 00:19:23,810 - Well, good for him. 374 00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:24,730 - I'll just sign Bob up. 375 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,210 I feel like I never even heard of that. 376 00:19:26,211 --> 00:19:27,889 Rocket Math. 377 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:28,850 Yeah, no. 378 00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:31,130 - I don't know, Lisa. 379 00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:32,930 Bob keeps saying he thinks he's spread too thin. 380 00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:36,370 - Well, I actually think the kids tested into it. 381 00:19:36,371 --> 00:19:37,171 - What test? 382 00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:38,330 Bob never took that test. 383 00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,409 - Oh, I think it was the state test. 384 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,729 The one they took in April. 385 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:43,530 - Hm. 386 00:19:43,531 --> 00:19:45,089 Bob did take that test. 387 00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,890 Remember, Lisa, he did average. 388 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:52,370 Here, why don't you go ahead and have some? 389 00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:54,009 - I think you have a little lipstick. 390 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:54,770 - Shit! 391 00:19:57,929 --> 00:19:58,730 - Mmm. 392 00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:59,530 - Right. 393 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,330 - No, it's still there. 394 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,130 It's still there? 395 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:04,210 - Oh. 396 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:09,250 Oh, no! 397 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,249 Oh, no. 398 00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:15,969 - It's okay. 399 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,090 - Are you sure? 400 00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:18,929 - It's fine. 401 00:20:20,289 --> 00:20:22,128 - You're not gonna tell? 402 00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:22,889 - No. 403 00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:32,729 - Oh, Jill, honey, I think you had the 404 00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:34,728 - Oh, thank you. 405 00:20:34,729 --> 00:20:36,048 - Yeah, oh, okay. 406 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:09,927 - Bob Wetbottom, everyone. 407 00:21:09,928 --> 00:21:11,728 It's a real classic, thank you. 408 00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:17,007 Up next we've got 409 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:20,168 Julian Davies playing the same song. 410 00:22:26,486 --> 00:22:27,645 - I don't understand, we practiced 411 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,005 "Yankee Doodle" all week. 412 00:22:29,006 --> 00:22:30,164 - I didn't want to play that. 413 00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:31,765 - That doesn't matter. 414 00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:32,726 You were supposed to. 415 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:33,725 You embarrassed us. 416 00:22:33,726 --> 00:22:35,244 That was humiliating. 417 00:22:35,245 --> 00:22:36,685 - I wrote that. 418 00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:38,165 - No more piano lessons for Julian. 419 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,325 - But I love piano. 420 00:22:48,045 --> 00:22:49,485 That was humiliating! 421 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,964 - Have you gotten Nick anything for his 40th? 422 00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:10,884 - Not yet. 423 00:23:13,165 --> 00:23:14,804 I figured we'd give him one of those bottles of wine 424 00:23:14,805 --> 00:23:15,844 we got in Cincinnati. 425 00:23:20,605 --> 00:23:23,045 That doesn't seem very personal. 426 00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:29,963 You know, you don't need to do that every night, Bob. 427 00:23:29,964 --> 00:23:32,163 You're losing most of those teeth. 428 00:23:32,164 --> 00:23:34,045 - Well, these are my favorite gums. 429 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,084 - You sounded really good tonight, Bob. 430 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:41,404 And you know that's one of my favorite songs. 431 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:45,923 - It's like I hear it in my head 432 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:49,203 and it just comes out so different. 433 00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:50,642 - That's okay, kiddo. 434 00:23:50,643 --> 00:23:52,442 Your fingers are still growing. 435 00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:54,603 - Music isn't for everyone. 436 00:23:54,604 --> 00:23:55,882 - What? 437 00:23:55,883 --> 00:23:57,843 - Maybe saxophone just isn't your thing. 438 00:23:59,163 --> 00:24:00,842 - It wasn't that bad. 439 00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:01,604 - Hm. 440 00:24:02,803 --> 00:24:03,842 - I was better than Julian. 441 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:06,922 Julian can't even read sheet music. 442 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,642 - I thought Julian's performance was unique. 443 00:24:09,643 --> 00:24:10,524 - Unique? 444 00:24:10,525 --> 00:24:14,082 - Mhmm, Beethoven couldn't read sheet music. 445 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:15,083 Neither could Moby. 446 00:24:16,323 --> 00:24:17,083 I met him. 447 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:18,883 - We met him. 448 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:28,002 - And, of course, let me know if any of your parents 449 00:24:28,003 --> 00:24:30,441 don't want you going on the field trip. 450 00:24:30,442 --> 00:24:34,281 - Ms. Human, our parents are getting divorced. 451 00:24:34,282 --> 00:24:35,442 - They are? 452 00:24:35,443 --> 00:24:36,562 - Yes. 453 00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:38,801 - We're supposed to tell people. 454 00:24:38,802 --> 00:24:40,242 - Oh, okay. 455 00:24:41,122 --> 00:24:42,082 Now I know. 456 00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:46,161 All of you who didn't turn in your permission slips 457 00:24:46,162 --> 00:24:47,801 make sure that you do so by Friday 458 00:24:47,802 --> 00:24:50,722 or you will not be going to the Prairie Museum. 459 00:24:54,082 --> 00:24:57,481 Now, many of the settlers who moved west 460 00:24:57,482 --> 00:25:00,281 left behind good lives, because they thought 461 00:25:00,282 --> 00:25:03,640 "Hm, maybe I could have a better life." 462 00:25:03,641 --> 00:25:05,840 They left behind everything they couldn't fit 463 00:25:05,841 --> 00:25:07,600 in their covered wagons. 464 00:25:07,601 --> 00:25:12,202 Families, friends, churches they loved, big beds. 465 00:25:15,321 --> 00:25:19,761 You all have an outline of a wagon in front of you. 466 00:25:19,762 --> 00:25:22,160 If you had to pick up and move tomorrow 467 00:25:22,161 --> 00:25:24,481 what would you bring in your wagons? 468 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,001 - Bob, you wanna be in my wagon? 469 00:25:34,721 --> 00:25:35,521 - No. 470 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,360 - I'll be right back. 471 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,520 Hi. 472 00:25:50,521 --> 00:25:51,520 - Hi, Ms. Human. 473 00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:52,919 There's undies here, too. 474 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,639 I brought extra for his cubby. 475 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,040 I'm sorry, I thought I gave you extra before. 476 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:58,840 - You did. 477 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,719 - Oh, okay. 478 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,400 I'm really sorry. 479 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,480 - Okay. 480 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,799 - And, Ms. Human? 481 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,479 The next time this happens 482 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,920 can you please not call my husband's office? 483 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,479 - Oh, yeah, sure, yeah. 484 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,879 Hey, he soiled the beanbag chair. 485 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,720 Oh? 486 00:26:22,721 --> 00:26:24,558 - Yeah, it's stained. 487 00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:25,519 - The beanbag chair? 488 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,759 - Yeah. 489 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,358 - Oh, I'm sorry. 490 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,799 Well, let me take the cover home, I'll wash it. 491 00:26:33,199 --> 00:26:34,599 - The beans are loose inside. 492 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:38,438 - Oh, okay. 493 00:26:38,439 --> 00:26:39,439 I'll replace it. 494 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,118 - It's not really replaceable. 495 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,279 My mother made it before she killed my father. 496 00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:49,359 - Oh. 497 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,878 - And my brother. 498 00:26:50,879 --> 00:26:52,679 And my sister, too. 499 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:56,237 - Oh, that's right. 500 00:26:56,238 --> 00:26:58,277 I'm so sorry, that's awful. 501 00:26:58,278 --> 00:26:59,039 - I know. 502 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,878 - Okay. 503 00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:02,999 - Thanks for the undies. 504 00:27:04,878 --> 00:27:05,639 - Oh. 505 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:21,078 Oh, thanks. 506 00:27:27,398 --> 00:27:29,157 Marriott, hi. 507 00:27:29,158 --> 00:27:31,036 Are you playing tennis today? 508 00:27:31,037 --> 00:27:33,477 - Hi, Jill, no. 509 00:27:33,478 --> 00:27:36,038 Are you going to some kind of pie event? 510 00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:38,278 - No. 511 00:27:39,798 --> 00:27:41,037 - Well, nice to see you. 512 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:43,957 - Wait, Marriott. 513 00:27:44,838 --> 00:27:45,637 I wanted to say, 514 00:27:45,638 --> 00:27:47,676 you should bring Raja over to swim sometime. 515 00:27:47,677 --> 00:27:49,156 The pool's finally up and running. 516 00:27:49,157 --> 00:27:50,636 Oh, no, thank you. 517 00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:51,397 No? 518 00:27:52,597 --> 00:27:54,517 - Actually, I don't know how to say this. 519 00:27:55,357 --> 00:27:56,676 - What is it? 520 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:59,797 - The other day I overheard Raja say the word "Butt." 521 00:28:00,957 --> 00:28:01,756 - Butt? 522 00:28:01,757 --> 00:28:03,636 - Yeah, butt. 523 00:28:03,637 --> 00:28:05,156 She heard it from Julian. 524 00:28:05,157 --> 00:28:07,076 He was talking about Popeye's butt. 525 00:28:07,077 --> 00:28:08,316 About how much bigger 526 00:28:08,317 --> 00:28:10,477 Popeye's butt gets when he eats spinach. 527 00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:13,357 - Is that even true? 528 00:28:14,477 --> 00:28:15,236 - Yeah. 529 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:18,076 - I am so sorry. 530 00:28:20,596 --> 00:28:21,757 Thank you for telling me. 531 00:28:22,837 --> 00:28:24,396 Mm-hmm. 532 00:28:33,036 --> 00:28:35,916 - Chuck, you never fail to crack me up. 533 00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:38,676 Oh. 534 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:39,915 Coming up after the break, 535 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,035 a possible sighting of the bagger murderer 536 00:28:42,036 --> 00:28:44,635 by the local mayoral hopeful, Donna Clank. 537 00:28:44,636 --> 00:28:46,276 And now a word from our sponsor. 538 00:28:47,196 --> 00:28:50,235 Farm-fresh corn, mashed peas, 539 00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:52,155 wholesome sweet potatoes. 540 00:28:52,156 --> 00:28:53,955 All your baby's favorites prepared 541 00:28:53,956 --> 00:28:56,675 without the violent presence of knives or blades. 542 00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,954 All our food is delicately broken down 543 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:03,875 and moistened by the mouths of 100 percent real mothers. 544 00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:15,114 Baby-Bird. 545 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,554 Because machinery is not a mother. 546 00:29:45,114 --> 00:29:46,954 - Alright, bud, just like we practiced. 547 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:48,794 - Incoming! 548 00:29:50,674 --> 00:29:51,793 - Alright, focus up, Julian. 549 00:29:51,794 --> 00:29:52,594 Get the ball back to me. 550 00:29:52,595 --> 00:29:54,594 It's so far. 551 00:29:56,234 --> 00:29:58,313 - Come on, hustle up, Julian, throw it back. 552 00:30:01,193 --> 00:30:02,193 There you go. 553 00:30:05,353 --> 00:30:08,274 Okay, well, that was over there. 554 00:30:10,153 --> 00:30:12,072 Alright, buddy, you can do this. 555 00:30:12,073 --> 00:30:13,152 Eyes on the ball. 556 00:30:13,153 --> 00:30:14,033 Get that glove up. 557 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,672 - I am made of stone. 558 00:30:18,673 --> 00:30:20,232 Ow! 559 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:21,392 - What are you doing, man? 560 00:30:21,393 --> 00:30:25,072 No, it doesn't hurt. 561 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,193 Oh, come on! 562 00:30:27,313 --> 00:30:28,072 Julian! 563 00:30:38,593 --> 00:30:39,672 - What? 564 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:40,991 What happened, baby? 565 00:30:40,992 --> 00:30:42,511 - Daddy hit me with a ball. 566 00:30:42,512 --> 00:30:43,872 - He was messing around. 567 00:30:45,672 --> 00:30:47,871 - You have to catch it, Julian, then it won't hit you. 568 00:30:47,872 --> 00:30:49,071 - He didn't even try. 569 00:30:49,072 --> 00:30:50,793 We're wasting our money on baseball. 570 00:30:52,992 --> 00:30:53,833 - Shh, shh! 571 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,671 Julian, don't you wanna be on the All-Star's? 572 00:30:57,672 --> 00:30:59,751 Bob is trying out and so are Dan and Rostaffano. 573 00:30:59,752 --> 00:31:00,952 Everyone makes the team. 574 00:31:01,872 --> 00:31:04,552 - Did you remember to buy me a new toothbrush? 575 00:31:05,592 --> 00:31:06,911 - Yes. 576 00:31:06,912 --> 00:31:08,631 - What color? 577 00:31:08,632 --> 00:31:10,310 - Oh, red, it's red. 578 00:31:10,311 --> 00:31:12,871 - I never had a red toothbrush. 579 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:13,992 - Yes, you have! 580 00:31:16,272 --> 00:31:18,671 - Mommy, can I watch "Popeye?" 581 00:31:18,672 --> 00:31:20,510 - No, baby, it's a school night. 582 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:21,631 - You're a school! 583 00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:23,871 - Julian, your mother is not a school! 584 00:31:23,872 --> 00:31:25,791 - "I am mom. 585 00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:27,750 "I'm full of classrooms. 586 00:31:27,751 --> 00:31:30,550 "So many clocks in me." 587 00:31:30,551 --> 00:31:31,431 - Get to your room! 588 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,391 Get out of here! 589 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,191 Go, go, go, go! 590 00:31:36,351 --> 00:31:37,750 Don't listen to him. 591 00:31:37,751 --> 00:31:39,391 If anybody's a school, it's Julian. 592 00:31:54,111 --> 00:31:55,110 - Come on, Julian. 593 00:31:55,111 --> 00:31:57,350 We're running late, let's go. 594 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,909 Come on, Julian, we're runnin' late. 595 00:32:01,910 --> 00:32:02,671 - What? 596 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:05,151 - Nothing. 597 00:32:08,350 --> 00:32:09,551 Nothing. 598 00:32:14,110 --> 00:32:15,269 - Let's go. 599 00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:16,030 Come on, come on. 600 00:32:19,429 --> 00:32:21,470 Come here, Julian, Julian. 601 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,149 I'm so sorry. 602 00:32:37,669 --> 00:32:38,629 I'm so sorry. 603 00:32:45,909 --> 00:32:48,828 - Kihap! - Kihap! 604 00:32:48,829 --> 00:32:49,590 Kihap! 605 00:33:06,869 --> 00:33:09,148 - Do you wanna go to paint your own pottery later? 606 00:33:09,149 --> 00:33:10,708 You're drinking again, right? 607 00:33:10,709 --> 00:33:12,708 - Oh, fun, yeah, I am. 608 00:33:12,709 --> 00:33:14,829 But, actually, tonight's no good for me. 609 00:33:16,908 --> 00:33:18,468 - Well, I have to go tonight. 610 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,668 - Oh. 611 00:33:20,669 --> 00:33:22,548 - I feel silly going by myself. 612 00:33:23,589 --> 00:33:25,509 - Oh, I really wish I could go. 613 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:27,747 I just promised Nick 614 00:33:27,748 --> 00:33:29,748 I was gonna watch a program with him later. 615 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,588 - How often do you and Nick have sex? 616 00:33:44,747 --> 00:33:46,427 - We actually have a set schedule. 617 00:33:46,428 --> 00:33:48,306 We have sex five times a week. 618 00:33:48,307 --> 00:33:49,586 - Five times? 619 00:33:49,587 --> 00:33:50,387 - Mm-hmm. 620 00:33:50,388 --> 00:33:51,548 Yeah, it's really great. 621 00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:54,828 - Oh. 622 00:33:58,627 --> 00:34:00,546 - Is everything okay with you and Dennis? 623 00:34:00,547 --> 00:34:02,146 - Hm? Yeah. 624 00:34:02,147 --> 00:34:03,586 Yeah, it is. 625 00:34:03,587 --> 00:34:05,987 Uh, we just, like, aren't having sex right now. 626 00:34:06,867 --> 00:34:08,466 Everything's really good, though. 627 00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:11,627 It was just like really busy up at the lake. 628 00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:17,306 - Hm. 629 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,306 - Hold it, hold it! 630 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:23,946 - You have got to read "Mating In Captivity." 631 00:34:23,947 --> 00:34:25,947 - Hold it. - I bought it, I'm going to. 632 00:34:29,226 --> 00:34:31,187 - No, no. 633 00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:38,026 Good. 634 00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:40,346 Good. 635 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,186 Oh, my God. 636 00:34:57,187 --> 00:34:59,345 Happy birthday to you. 637 00:35:05,306 --> 00:35:06,225 Happy birthday, honey. 638 00:35:06,225 --> 00:35:07,025 I love you. 639 00:35:10,905 --> 00:35:12,864 Are you wearing panties around your neck? 640 00:35:12,865 --> 00:35:14,304 - Mm-hmm. - Huh. 641 00:35:14,305 --> 00:35:15,425 Happy birthday. 642 00:35:16,665 --> 00:35:17,545 You want me to open this now? 643 00:35:17,545 --> 00:35:18,425 - Yeah. 644 00:35:18,425 --> 00:35:19,185 - Okay. 645 00:35:22,506 --> 00:35:23,345 Huh. 646 00:35:23,346 --> 00:35:25,464 - It reminded me of you. 647 00:35:25,465 --> 00:35:26,784 I made it. 648 00:35:26,785 --> 00:35:27,665 Well, I painted it. 649 00:35:30,385 --> 00:35:31,545 Do you like it? 650 00:35:33,224 --> 00:35:35,263 - I think I like it. 651 00:35:35,264 --> 00:35:36,025 - Happy birthday. 652 00:35:39,785 --> 00:35:41,544 - But I don't play the flute. 653 00:35:41,545 --> 00:35:42,664 - It's a pipe. 654 00:35:42,665 --> 00:35:43,864 - Did they not have any without a flute? 655 00:35:43,865 --> 00:35:44,864 - It's not you. 656 00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:48,104 - Oh. 657 00:35:50,224 --> 00:35:50,984 Well, who is it? 658 00:35:53,304 --> 00:35:54,064 - Peter... 659 00:35:55,504 --> 00:35:56,264 Piper? 660 00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:00,904 - The reverend's here, I gotta go. 661 00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:05,063 - Julian, where is your mom? 662 00:36:05,064 --> 00:36:06,143 - I don't know. 663 00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:07,343 I'm really happy you came -- 664 00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:09,463 - Oh, please, I haven't missed a single party 665 00:36:09,464 --> 00:36:11,023 since my divorce. 666 00:36:11,024 --> 00:36:14,303 Oh, my God, look at the pool! 667 00:36:14,304 --> 00:36:15,983 It's so big, Jesus! 668 00:36:15,984 --> 00:36:17,423 What happened to your yard? 669 00:36:17,424 --> 00:36:19,582 - Are you guys talking about how big the pool is? 670 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,542 - Oh, yeah, I honestly think it's too big. 671 00:36:21,543 --> 00:36:23,062 We just already had such a big hole there, 672 00:36:23,063 --> 00:36:24,743 you know after they found that horse skeleton 673 00:36:24,744 --> 00:36:25,863 in our backyard. 674 00:36:25,864 --> 00:36:27,582 - Oh, right, that horse! 675 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:28,743 Whatever happened with that? 676 00:36:28,744 --> 00:36:30,062 - Oh, do you know they actually sent it off 677 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:31,142 to be carbon dated? 678 00:36:31,143 --> 00:36:33,582 Apparently, it's much older than they initially thought. 679 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,142 - Nick didn't tell me about that. 680 00:36:35,143 --> 00:36:36,462 - That's so cool, Jill. 681 00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:38,142 - I know, it's crazy to think all these years 682 00:36:38,143 --> 00:36:40,222 we might have been sleeping above a prehistoric horse. 683 00:36:40,223 --> 00:36:41,382 - Unbelievable. 684 00:36:41,383 --> 00:36:43,182 - Well, it can't be that old. 685 00:36:43,183 --> 00:36:44,822 There weren't even horses in North America 686 00:36:44,823 --> 00:36:46,142 until, like, the 1600s. 687 00:36:46,143 --> 00:36:47,701 - Oh, yeah, I was thinking about that too 688 00:36:47,702 --> 00:36:49,502 and then I remembered Pangaea. 689 00:36:49,503 --> 00:36:50,662 - Oh, my God! 690 00:36:50,663 --> 00:36:53,542 Jill, what if your property was part of Pangaea? 691 00:36:53,543 --> 00:36:54,981 - What's Pangaea? 692 00:36:54,982 --> 00:36:56,502 - You stop that, we're Christian. 693 00:36:57,943 --> 00:36:58,903 - It's okay, sweetie. 694 00:37:01,182 --> 00:37:02,262 We'll be back. 695 00:37:03,303 --> 00:37:05,501 Julian, do you have to go? 696 00:37:05,502 --> 00:37:07,702 - I gotta get some chips. 697 00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:09,382 - Great. 698 00:37:13,822 --> 00:37:17,181 - Julian, please, just go to the bathroom. 699 00:37:17,182 --> 00:37:18,261 I know you have to. 700 00:37:18,262 --> 00:37:19,662 - I don't have to. 701 00:37:20,861 --> 00:37:21,662 - Please. 702 00:37:21,663 --> 00:37:23,301 You can't have an accident tonight. 703 00:37:23,302 --> 00:37:24,621 - I don't have to go, 704 00:37:24,622 --> 00:37:25,821 I never have to. 705 00:37:27,222 --> 00:37:29,301 - Well, we're not leaving this room until you go. 706 00:37:29,302 --> 00:37:31,661 - Good, I love this room. 707 00:37:31,662 --> 00:37:34,340 - Julian, I'm begging you, please use the toilet. 708 00:37:34,341 --> 00:37:36,141 - I could live in here. 709 00:37:37,142 --> 00:37:37,941 - That's it, I've had it. 710 00:37:37,942 --> 00:37:39,020 Give me that Purple Heart. 711 00:37:39,021 --> 00:37:40,140 - No! 712 00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:42,020 - You're not allowed to wear grandpa's Purple Heart anymore. 713 00:37:42,021 --> 00:37:43,100 - But it's Hawaiian! 714 00:37:43,101 --> 00:37:45,180 - Your grandpa didn't lose his leg in Oahu 715 00:37:45,181 --> 00:37:46,780 for you to bring shame to his medal. 716 00:37:46,781 --> 00:37:48,060 - Daddy said I could wear it. 717 00:37:48,061 --> 00:37:49,340 - He said you could wear it if you're good! 718 00:37:49,341 --> 00:37:51,581 But you're not, you're being bad! 719 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:59,500 - We were all laying out in the grass one night. 720 00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:00,421 All of us men. 721 00:38:00,422 --> 00:38:01,421 - Hm. 722 00:38:01,422 --> 00:38:04,060 - And Nick and I looked up and saw the Big Dipper 723 00:38:04,981 --> 00:38:06,101 and then the little one. 724 00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:10,621 And I asked Nick, "Which one do you think is better?" 725 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,659 And he goes, "Well, Dennis 726 00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:16,539 "you can't have one without the other. 727 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:19,220 On their own, they're both just dippers." 728 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,939 Yeah! 729 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,900 - You are so funny. - You're the man! 730 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:31,859 - Julian? 731 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,220 - What's he doing? 732 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:44,619 Honey? 733 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:45,659 - Dear dad. 734 00:39:15,579 --> 00:39:16,338 - Julian? 735 00:39:23,498 --> 00:39:24,259 Julian? 736 00:39:32,339 --> 00:39:33,098 - What in the world? 737 00:39:33,099 --> 00:39:34,857 - That's a dog, right? 738 00:39:34,858 --> 00:39:37,817 - I don't have a dog, but I know that's a dog. 739 00:39:37,818 --> 00:39:40,497 - He's wearing his grandfather's Purple Heart. 740 00:39:40,498 --> 00:39:42,937 Julian, are you a dog now? 741 00:39:42,938 --> 00:39:44,578 - Julian, is that you? 742 00:39:52,498 --> 00:39:53,338 - It's him. 743 00:39:54,658 --> 00:39:55,417 - Yeah. 744 00:40:00,978 --> 00:40:02,218 Hey, buddy, hey. 745 00:40:18,697 --> 00:40:19,457 Mmm. 746 00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:21,537 Smaller bites, Julian. 747 00:40:21,537 --> 00:40:22,417 No one likes a piggy. 748 00:40:30,977 --> 00:40:32,735 - Julian, come on. 749 00:40:32,736 --> 00:40:34,497 We're late, we're late. 750 00:40:36,456 --> 00:40:38,136 Okay, you've got your math book. 751 00:40:38,137 --> 00:40:40,336 Your homework's in the front zipper. 752 00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:42,976 Oh, Julian, you need your glasses to see the board. 753 00:40:42,977 --> 00:40:44,256 Come on, baby, please. 754 00:40:45,496 --> 00:40:46,615 Please, just try. 755 00:40:46,616 --> 00:40:47,576 Keep them on. 756 00:40:47,577 --> 00:40:48,976 Oh, Julian, oh. 757 00:40:50,296 --> 00:40:54,575 - Snake bites, cholera, drowning, 758 00:40:54,576 --> 00:40:56,336 an ox kick to the head. 759 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,895 The majority of pioneers who traveled west died 760 00:40:59,896 --> 00:41:01,535 along the treacherous journey. 761 00:41:01,536 --> 00:41:03,255 Everyone has a worksheet on your desk. 762 00:41:03,256 --> 00:41:05,535 You'll see on the right side of your worksheet 763 00:41:05,536 --> 00:41:07,974 a list of the six most common causes of death 764 00:41:07,975 --> 00:41:09,015 on the frontier. 765 00:41:09,016 --> 00:41:11,375 And on the left side, six blank spaces for you 766 00:41:11,376 --> 00:41:14,055 to fill in your closest family members. 767 00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:16,654 I want you to take your markers and connect each 768 00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:20,175 of your loved ones to the way you imagine they would die. 769 00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:22,654 Yes, Shad? 770 00:41:22,655 --> 00:41:24,894 - Should we include ourselves? 771 00:41:24,895 --> 00:41:25,655 - Yes. 772 00:41:27,016 --> 00:41:29,014 Okay, class, let's review. 773 00:41:29,015 --> 00:41:31,734 What was the main source of income for the prairie people? 774 00:41:31,735 --> 00:41:33,334 - Corn, farming corn! 775 00:41:33,335 --> 00:41:34,255 - That's right, Bob. 776 00:41:34,256 --> 00:41:35,854 Let's raise our hands, though. 777 00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:36,934 - Come on, Julian. 778 00:41:36,935 --> 00:41:37,934 Hi, Ms. Human, 779 00:41:37,935 --> 00:41:40,333 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 780 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:41,775 I have Julian here. 781 00:41:42,655 --> 00:41:44,135 He's a dog now. 782 00:41:45,134 --> 00:41:46,454 Oh. 783 00:41:46,455 --> 00:41:48,535 - Well, he's tardy. 784 00:41:49,414 --> 00:41:50,933 - Okay. 785 00:41:50,934 --> 00:41:51,975 Come on, Julian. 786 00:41:52,854 --> 00:41:54,094 Come on, Julian, right here. 787 00:41:55,334 --> 00:41:56,533 Julian, honey. 788 00:41:56,534 --> 00:41:57,773 Right here, this is your desk. 789 00:41:57,774 --> 00:41:59,534 This is your desk. 790 00:42:01,494 --> 00:42:02,255 - Hi, Julian. 791 00:42:03,775 --> 00:42:06,095 - Raja, you can play with Julian at recess. 792 00:42:14,214 --> 00:42:16,653 Now, Dan, can you name the most successful 793 00:42:16,654 --> 00:42:18,933 sharecropper ever in this county? 794 00:42:18,934 --> 00:42:20,334 Your mom. 795 00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:25,453 That's right, my mom. 796 00:42:26,534 --> 00:42:27,454 Denise Human. 797 00:42:39,053 --> 00:42:40,693 Whoo-hoo! 798 00:42:43,134 --> 00:42:43,893 No! 799 00:42:57,053 --> 00:42:58,091 - Lisa. 800 00:42:58,092 --> 00:43:00,532 - Jill, hi, how are you? 801 00:43:00,533 --> 00:43:02,812 Does Julian seem really different? 802 00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:04,612 - Yeah. 803 00:43:04,613 --> 00:43:06,573 - Wow, yeah. 804 00:43:07,412 --> 00:43:08,572 I have a bunch of robes. 805 00:43:08,573 --> 00:43:10,692 I was just bringing them over for the clothing drive. 806 00:43:10,693 --> 00:43:11,493 Robes? 807 00:43:11,493 --> 00:43:12,293 - Yeah. 808 00:43:12,294 --> 00:43:14,411 I got four for Christmas last year. 809 00:43:14,412 --> 00:43:15,333 - Oh. 810 00:43:15,334 --> 00:43:16,491 - Do you want one? 811 00:43:16,492 --> 00:43:19,651 - No, that's okay. - Oh, excuse you. 812 00:43:19,652 --> 00:43:22,213 Okay, good to see you. 813 00:43:23,932 --> 00:43:26,611 - Wait, Lisa, I wanted to talk to you. 814 00:43:26,612 --> 00:43:27,771 - Yeah? 815 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:30,731 - Well, I don't want to be an Indian giver. 816 00:43:30,732 --> 00:43:33,811 - Oh, Jill, it's not okay to say that anymore. 817 00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:35,211 - Oh, sorry. 818 00:43:35,212 --> 00:43:38,171 I don't wanna be a Native-American giver. 819 00:43:38,172 --> 00:43:38,971 - Mm-hmm. 820 00:43:38,972 --> 00:43:40,251 - But I wanted to ask. 821 00:43:40,252 --> 00:43:43,811 Now that my only child is a dog would it be possible 822 00:43:43,812 --> 00:43:46,131 for me to get the baby I gave you back? 823 00:43:48,331 --> 00:43:49,092 - Oh. 824 00:43:50,811 --> 00:43:51,972 I don't know, Jill. 825 00:43:53,571 --> 00:43:55,331 I can see why you would ask me that. 826 00:43:56,492 --> 00:43:58,692 But I just don't think Dennis would go for it. 827 00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:03,530 - Oh, okay. 828 00:44:03,531 --> 00:44:06,371 Well, it doesn't hurt to ask, right? 829 00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:10,090 - It did hurt 830 00:44:11,131 --> 00:44:12,131 I didn't like it. 831 00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:16,571 - Sorry. 832 00:44:17,571 --> 00:44:18,330 Hm. 833 00:44:22,931 --> 00:44:24,611 Yes, yes, yes! 834 00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:26,969 There he is! 835 00:44:26,970 --> 00:44:27,850 Yes, come here. 836 00:44:27,851 --> 00:44:29,449 Alright, yeah, good boy. 837 00:44:29,450 --> 00:44:30,690 Julian, go long! 838 00:44:31,690 --> 00:44:33,370 Yeah, there you go, boy, dig in! 839 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:34,810 You're so fast. 840 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,450 I'll be damned. 841 00:44:39,130 --> 00:44:39,890 Yeah! 842 00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:43,370 Ah, that's who you were meant to be, my son. 843 00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:50,008 Hey, Julian! 844 00:44:50,009 --> 00:44:51,329 Julian, come get me! 845 00:44:51,330 --> 00:44:52,130 Come get me, boy! 846 00:44:52,131 --> 00:44:53,728 There you go! 847 00:44:53,729 --> 00:44:54,490 Yeah! Oh! 848 00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:00,409 You're gonna be an All Star! 849 00:45:00,410 --> 00:45:01,730 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 850 00:45:31,609 --> 00:45:33,288 He's so fast, Jill. 851 00:45:33,289 --> 00:45:34,209 It's incredible. 852 00:45:34,210 --> 00:45:35,448 He's actually trying. 853 00:45:35,449 --> 00:45:37,009 I got tired before him. 854 00:45:39,769 --> 00:45:41,649 Honey, is everything okay? 855 00:45:43,569 --> 00:45:45,207 - It's just, he's so different. 856 00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:46,247 - I know. 857 00:45:46,248 --> 00:45:47,449 I know. 858 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,247 Sweetheart, you seem sad. 859 00:45:54,248 --> 00:45:55,008 - Oh. 860 00:45:56,408 --> 00:45:58,648 You have to admit, this is a lot to process. 861 00:46:02,288 --> 00:46:03,048 - Jill. 862 00:46:04,047 --> 00:46:06,448 I think he's going through a bigger change than you are. 863 00:46:10,087 --> 00:46:11,487 - Yeah, of course. 864 00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:16,686 - Julian, wash up, dinner's ready. 865 00:46:16,687 --> 00:46:17,687 - No, it's not. 866 00:46:18,887 --> 00:46:21,606 - Oh, that's sweet. 867 00:46:21,607 --> 00:46:23,087 I think it's pretty when they are lumped 868 00:46:23,088 --> 00:46:24,246 together liked this. 869 00:46:24,247 --> 00:46:25,606 - Yes, the lumps are good. 870 00:46:25,607 --> 00:46:26,687 It's fun. 871 00:46:37,247 --> 00:46:38,407 - Keep up, Julian! 872 00:46:40,727 --> 00:46:42,325 - It's great you guys still come to the games 873 00:46:42,326 --> 00:46:44,086 even though Julian's a dog now. 874 00:46:44,087 --> 00:46:44,967 - Of course, we do. 875 00:46:52,407 --> 00:46:53,605 - Does your latte taste weird? 876 00:46:53,606 --> 00:46:55,327 - I was just thinking that. 877 00:46:58,366 --> 00:47:01,926 Halftime. 878 00:47:13,806 --> 00:47:14,606 - Oh, my God! 879 00:47:14,607 --> 00:47:16,044 Lisa, you're pregnant? 880 00:47:16,045 --> 00:47:16,846 - I know! 881 00:47:16,846 --> 00:47:17,646 - Ah! 882 00:47:17,647 --> 00:47:19,725 - Oh, my God, Lisa, you're huge! 883 00:47:19,726 --> 00:47:20,765 - Thanks, Marriott. 884 00:47:20,766 --> 00:47:22,084 - Hey, has anyone seen the ball? 885 00:47:22,085 --> 00:47:23,285 - Baby, look at Lisa! 886 00:47:23,286 --> 00:47:24,645 - Oh, wow! 887 00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:26,165 Hey, congrats, man. 888 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,245 - We're having another baby? 889 00:47:27,246 --> 00:47:29,446 - Yes, I am so happy. 890 00:47:31,405 --> 00:47:32,404 - Whose dog is this? 891 00:47:32,405 --> 00:47:33,644 - That's Julian. 892 00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:34,764 - Julian Davies? 893 00:47:34,765 --> 00:47:36,284 - Yes, our son. 894 00:47:36,285 --> 00:47:37,165 - Oh! 895 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:38,604 Well, we can't have him on the field. 896 00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:39,605 It's regulation. 897 00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:41,204 - He's the fastest one out there. 898 00:47:41,205 --> 00:47:42,924 - I'm sorry, Nick, he keeps going offsides. 899 00:47:42,925 --> 00:47:43,725 - Offsides? 900 00:47:43,725 --> 00:47:44,525 - Yeah. 901 00:47:44,525 --> 00:47:45,325 Come on, man, he's seven! 902 00:47:45,325 --> 00:47:46,285 - He can't kick. 903 00:47:46,286 --> 00:47:47,725 He doesn't get it, I'm sorry. 904 00:47:50,685 --> 00:47:51,804 - But... 905 00:47:51,805 --> 00:47:53,605 - I can't believe I dated that guy. 906 00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:55,924 - "He can't be on the field. 907 00:47:55,925 --> 00:47:57,365 "It's regulation." 908 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:10,444 - Oh, my God, that's good! 909 00:48:10,445 --> 00:48:11,445 - What? What? 910 00:48:14,884 --> 00:48:16,844 - I can't, gosh, I can't. 911 00:48:23,884 --> 00:48:25,643 Oh, that's good. 912 00:48:25,644 --> 00:48:26,964 Julian, don't eat grass. 913 00:48:34,324 --> 00:48:36,923 Thank you so much for coming tonight. 914 00:48:36,924 --> 00:48:38,642 Your presence warms my heart. 915 00:48:38,643 --> 00:48:40,363 She was so young. 916 00:48:40,364 --> 00:48:41,482 I appreciate your presence. 917 00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,843 - Just makes you think, "Why her?" 918 00:48:44,683 --> 00:48:45,802 Thank you so much for being here. 919 00:48:45,803 --> 00:48:49,003 - Yeah, why her? 920 00:48:49,004 --> 00:48:51,083 Thank you for your presence here tonight. 921 00:48:52,323 --> 00:48:55,603 - You know, Buck's gotten really into western wear. 922 00:48:55,604 --> 00:48:56,802 - Western wear? 923 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,762 - Yeah, ever since the divorce. 924 00:48:58,763 --> 00:48:59,643 Our divorce! 925 00:48:59,643 --> 00:49:00,483 Thank you for coming tonight. 926 00:49:00,484 --> 00:49:03,722 - Dennis said Buck's living above the post office. 927 00:49:03,723 --> 00:49:05,843 - Yeah, he can fart all he wants up there. 928 00:49:07,682 --> 00:49:08,921 - Thank you so much for being here. 929 00:49:08,922 --> 00:49:11,882 Your presence means so much beyond. 930 00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:13,882 Excuse me, excuse me, everyone. 931 00:49:13,883 --> 00:49:15,722 Have your attention, please. 932 00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:17,883 Thank you all so much for being here tonight. 933 00:49:19,323 --> 00:49:22,961 Exactly one month ago, my sister, Cheryl Hoad 934 00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:25,602 returned home after teaching her favorite yoga class 935 00:49:25,603 --> 00:49:28,601 Baby Bikram, to find her home invaded 936 00:49:28,602 --> 00:49:30,922 and her walk-in closet completely empty. 937 00:49:32,522 --> 00:49:35,121 A neighbor reported seeing a bagger from the Eagle 938 00:49:35,122 --> 00:49:36,721 trying to walk across the cul-de-sac 939 00:49:36,722 --> 00:49:38,521 wearing all of Cheryl's clothes, 940 00:49:38,522 --> 00:49:40,361 which to be honest included a lot of clothes 941 00:49:40,362 --> 00:49:41,721 I had let her borrow. 942 00:49:41,722 --> 00:49:42,602 I'm smaller than her, 943 00:49:42,603 --> 00:49:45,721 but she can wear some of my stretchier items. 944 00:49:45,722 --> 00:49:47,081 The bagger also left 945 00:49:47,082 --> 00:49:49,481 with all of Cheryl's gymnastics medals. 946 00:49:49,482 --> 00:49:50,681 I could never do gymnastics 947 00:49:50,682 --> 00:49:52,362 because I have a delicate knee. 948 00:49:53,882 --> 00:49:58,600 Cheryl was a beloved sister, daughter and ex-girlfriend. 949 00:49:58,601 --> 00:50:00,881 Her ex-boyfriend, Rob, is here tonight. 950 00:50:00,882 --> 00:50:03,080 I set them up because Rob's not my type. 951 00:50:03,081 --> 00:50:03,841 Rob? 952 00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:06,801 Rob? 953 00:50:08,402 --> 00:50:10,040 - You dated Cheryl? - Rob? 954 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:10,801 - I mean, kinda. 955 00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:12,160 - Rob I think everyone would like to hear you 956 00:50:12,161 --> 00:50:13,001 talk about Cheryl. 957 00:50:13,002 --> 00:50:14,360 I'm so sorry. 958 00:50:14,361 --> 00:50:15,440 - No. 959 00:50:15,441 --> 00:50:16,640 I really don't think that I'm-- 960 00:50:16,641 --> 00:50:18,680 - Just a little bit louder, Rob. 961 00:50:18,681 --> 00:50:19,441 - Okay. 962 00:50:21,641 --> 00:50:22,441 Hey, everybody. 963 00:50:23,641 --> 00:50:24,361 I'm Rob. 964 00:50:25,361 --> 00:50:26,480 - Your presence warms my heart. 965 00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:27,720 Thank you so much. 966 00:50:27,721 --> 00:50:32,440 - Cheryl and I dated what, two months ago? 967 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,640 You know, it was mainly night-time stuff. 968 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,361 I don't know what else to say. 969 00:50:37,362 --> 00:50:39,079 I mean, it didn't end up working out. 970 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,321 But it's how I would've had it with Crystal. 971 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,519 Crystal's my new girlfriend. 972 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,961 Crystal, did you maybe wanna say something about Cheryl? 973 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,920 - I didn't know Cheryl. 974 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,319 I didn't know you guys dated. 975 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,919 - Okay no, yeah, I had, we had-- 976 00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:58,880 - Rob, I just think everyone would like 977 00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:00,678 to hear you talk about Cheryl now. 978 00:51:00,679 --> 00:51:01,440 - Right. 979 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,759 Cheryl had a beautiful face. 980 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,639 I see it all over town now. 981 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,359 It's haunting to think about that. 982 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,759 If what happened to Cheryl happened to Crystal 983 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,399 I don't know what I would do and... 984 00:51:25,199 --> 00:51:26,119 Oh, God! 985 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:27,919 Oh, honey. 986 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,078 - Rob, I think we should 987 00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:30,879 go back down. - I love you. 988 00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:31,679 I love you so much, 989 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,518 I don't want to have anything bad happen to you. 990 00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:35,878 I'm gonna protect you, I promise. 991 00:51:35,879 --> 00:51:37,919 I love you more than my mom, I think. 992 00:51:39,759 --> 00:51:41,399 Is that okay, mom? 993 00:51:42,279 --> 00:51:43,039 - Mm-mm. 994 00:51:44,598 --> 00:51:46,559 We really should get off the porch. 995 00:52:17,878 --> 00:52:19,517 - Is this "Kids With Knives?" 996 00:52:19,518 --> 00:52:20,278 Dennis! 997 00:52:23,358 --> 00:52:24,717 - Lisa, you look so-- 998 00:52:24,718 --> 00:52:25,797 - What? 999 00:52:25,798 --> 00:52:27,237 - Your legs look so long. 1000 00:52:29,837 --> 00:52:30,797 - Where's the remote? 1001 00:52:30,798 --> 00:52:32,196 Bob, close your eyes. 1002 00:52:32,197 --> 00:52:34,197 - Oh, my God, this is "Kids With Knives!" 1003 00:52:34,198 --> 00:52:36,756 Jesus, what happened to "Little House On The Prairie?" 1004 00:52:36,757 --> 00:52:37,917 - It ended! 1005 00:52:42,277 --> 00:52:45,156 - Sweetheart, let me zip up the back of your dress. 1006 00:52:45,157 --> 00:52:46,396 - It's backless. 1007 00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:48,516 - You look like shit, Lisa! 1008 00:52:48,517 --> 00:52:49,317 - Bob! 1009 00:52:49,318 --> 00:52:50,717 - You're grounded! 1010 00:52:51,597 --> 00:52:52,557 - Fine! 1011 00:52:52,558 --> 00:52:55,476 You assholes don't even let me drive! 1012 00:52:59,996 --> 00:53:02,516 - How could you have let him watch "Kids With Knives?" 1013 00:53:02,517 --> 00:53:03,917 - I had no idea. 1014 00:53:06,277 --> 00:53:07,036 - I'm changing. 1015 00:53:15,396 --> 00:53:18,715 - We're so excited. - Oh, of course, yeah. 1016 00:53:18,716 --> 00:53:20,556 - Oh, you're certainly going to have your hands full. 1017 00:53:20,557 --> 00:53:21,356 - Uh, yes. 1018 00:53:21,357 --> 00:53:22,915 Well, in a couple of years 1019 00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:24,395 Citronella can babysit. 1020 00:53:24,396 --> 00:53:25,276 - Yes, please. 1021 00:53:26,316 --> 00:53:29,156 - She was such a help with the twins when they were younger. 1022 00:53:30,035 --> 00:53:31,394 - My mom didn't pay me. 1023 00:53:31,395 --> 00:53:32,475 I have no money. 1024 00:53:32,476 --> 00:53:34,035 - Oh. 1025 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:37,314 - You know, Paige and the new baby are gonna be Irish twins. 1026 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:39,035 - Oh, what does that mean? - Huh, Irish? 1027 00:53:39,036 --> 00:53:40,675 - Irish-American twins. 1028 00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:42,835 - Oh, of course, yeah. 1029 00:53:43,956 --> 00:53:47,275 - Jill, I love how you cut the crusts off the sandwiches. 1030 00:53:47,276 --> 00:53:48,834 - Oh, that's what they do in Europe. 1031 00:53:48,835 --> 00:53:50,754 - Oh, is it? - Yeah. 1032 00:53:50,755 --> 00:53:52,754 - Everything is so nice. 1033 00:53:52,755 --> 00:53:54,194 It feels so European. 1034 00:53:54,195 --> 00:53:56,034 Yes, it's so you, Lisa. 1035 00:53:56,035 --> 00:53:57,834 - I'm happy to do it. 1036 00:53:57,835 --> 00:54:00,314 - Lisa, have you been to Europe? 1037 00:54:00,315 --> 00:54:01,155 Oh, yeah. 1038 00:54:03,955 --> 00:54:04,715 - No. 1039 00:54:06,435 --> 00:54:08,594 - Oh, Jill, didn't you go to Europe? 1040 00:54:08,595 --> 00:54:10,154 - Oh, yeah, Nick and I went when 1041 00:54:10,155 --> 00:54:11,794 I was pregnant with Madison. 1042 00:54:11,795 --> 00:54:13,954 We went to Paris and then France 1043 00:54:13,955 --> 00:54:15,313 and then we took a train over to Berlin. 1044 00:54:15,314 --> 00:54:16,235 - Oh, wow! 1045 00:54:24,914 --> 00:54:26,833 - Now, Berlin, is that safe? 1046 00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:28,393 - Oh, Berlin. 1047 00:54:28,394 --> 00:54:29,194 That's a good baby name. 1048 00:54:29,195 --> 00:54:30,433 - Mm-hmm. 1049 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,033 - I like the name Anastasia. 1050 00:54:32,034 --> 00:54:32,914 - My name is Jim. 1051 00:54:33,794 --> 00:54:35,593 - What? - What? 1052 00:54:35,594 --> 00:54:36,713 - Jim? 1053 00:54:36,714 --> 00:54:37,474 J-I-M? 1054 00:54:49,914 --> 00:54:50,714 Nick? 1055 00:54:50,714 --> 00:54:51,513 - Julian's got ten more minutes. 1056 00:54:51,514 --> 00:54:53,113 - I have to talk to you. 1057 00:54:53,114 --> 00:54:54,392 - I'm listening. 1058 00:54:54,393 --> 00:54:56,032 - He's not playing. 1059 00:54:56,033 --> 00:54:57,712 - Yeah, Jill, try this. 1060 00:54:57,713 --> 00:54:58,513 No. 1061 00:54:58,514 --> 00:54:59,953 - Come on, it's really good. 1062 00:54:59,954 --> 00:55:01,313 - Is it pool water? 1063 00:55:01,314 --> 00:55:03,073 - Yeah, but frozen. 1064 00:55:04,393 --> 00:55:06,232 - Nick, something happened. 1065 00:55:06,233 --> 00:55:07,033 - What? 1066 00:55:07,034 --> 00:55:08,473 - Mr. Dudley called. 1067 00:55:08,474 --> 00:55:10,753 Julian's not invited back to Rocket Math. 1068 00:55:12,113 --> 00:55:13,833 - Oh, okay. 1069 00:55:13,834 --> 00:55:15,032 Okay? 1070 00:55:15,033 --> 00:55:15,793 - Yeah. 1071 00:55:16,753 --> 00:55:17,713 - Aren't you upset? 1072 00:55:19,473 --> 00:55:21,753 - What, did you think he was gonna become an accountant? 1073 00:55:22,673 --> 00:55:23,433 - No. 1074 00:55:24,313 --> 00:55:25,193 No, I guess not. 1075 00:55:29,033 --> 00:55:31,151 What happened to that picture? 1076 00:55:31,152 --> 00:55:32,192 - What picture? 1077 00:55:32,193 --> 00:55:33,272 - Julian's baby picture. 1078 00:55:33,273 --> 00:55:34,672 The one in the mist. 1079 00:55:34,673 --> 00:55:36,351 - Oh, yeah, that picture. 1080 00:55:36,352 --> 00:55:37,591 - Did you take it down? 1081 00:55:37,592 --> 00:55:38,711 - Why would I take it down? 1082 00:55:38,712 --> 00:55:40,071 - Nick, please. 1083 00:55:40,072 --> 00:55:41,471 I don't wanna forget how he was. 1084 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,271 - Jesus, Jill, he's right there. 1085 00:55:43,272 --> 00:55:44,673 His hearing's incredible now. 1086 00:55:45,752 --> 00:55:47,231 - I want that picture. 1087 00:55:47,232 --> 00:55:48,231 - You know, did you ever think 1088 00:55:48,232 --> 00:55:49,711 how it must feel to be Julian? 1089 00:55:49,712 --> 00:55:50,791 See all these pictures around 1090 00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:52,392 that don't look like him anymore? 1091 00:55:54,512 --> 00:55:56,592 - But, Nick, don't you miss him? 1092 00:55:59,312 --> 00:56:00,512 - Julian just got awesome. 1093 00:56:17,432 --> 00:56:20,591 - Okay, Julian, I'm gonna turn off your dinosaur lamp 1094 00:56:20,592 --> 00:56:22,311 but your twinkle lights are still on. 1095 00:56:26,471 --> 00:56:28,911 Do you want me to read you another story or... 1096 00:56:30,271 --> 00:56:31,031 Never mind. 1097 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,269 Shh. 1098 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:21,629 Goodnight, Julian. 1099 00:57:21,630 --> 00:57:23,270 Let your body be heavy in your bed. 1100 00:57:50,149 --> 00:57:52,028 How long were you in labor? 1101 00:57:52,029 --> 00:57:53,788 - Not long, it was easy. 1102 00:57:53,789 --> 00:57:56,788 I just lifted my dress and he fell out. 1103 00:57:58,028 --> 00:58:00,108 - We were a little worried about the initial bounce. 1104 00:58:00,109 --> 00:58:01,147 - Of course. 1105 00:58:01,148 --> 00:58:02,987 - But then he landed with his branding, 1106 00:58:02,988 --> 00:58:05,908 Wilson right-side up, we thought "Okay, great. 1107 00:58:05,909 --> 00:58:07,907 "Why not just name him Wilson?" 1108 00:58:07,908 --> 00:58:09,027 - But then we remembered 1109 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:10,747 Wilson is Tom Hanks' baby. 1110 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:11,549 - Mm-hmm. 1111 00:58:11,550 --> 00:58:12,908 - Oh, yes, of course. 1112 00:58:12,909 --> 00:58:13,948 - How about Twilson? 1113 00:58:15,748 --> 00:58:17,108 - I love that. 1114 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:18,948 Oh! 1115 00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:22,507 - Hey, Bob, would you go and get some of the bars 1116 00:58:22,508 --> 00:58:23,947 that Mrs. Davies brought over? 1117 00:58:23,948 --> 00:58:25,947 - I wish I was aborted! 1118 00:58:25,948 --> 00:58:27,227 - Bob! 1119 00:58:27,228 --> 00:58:28,548 Well, no bars for you. 1120 00:58:29,827 --> 00:58:31,027 - I'm so sorry. 1121 00:58:31,028 --> 00:58:33,747 They're not bars, they're just brownies. 1122 00:58:33,748 --> 00:58:35,467 I'm really sorry about that. 1123 00:58:42,347 --> 00:58:44,468 Is that my statue? 1124 00:58:49,668 --> 00:58:52,227 - Jill? Jill? Jill? 1125 00:58:53,227 --> 00:58:54,386 I finally started reading 1126 00:58:54,387 --> 00:58:56,066 "Mating In Captivity." 1127 00:58:56,067 --> 00:58:57,027 I love it. 1128 00:58:57,028 --> 00:58:58,786 - Oh, she is so smart. 1129 00:58:58,787 --> 00:59:00,986 I had to follow along with my finger. 1130 00:59:00,987 --> 00:59:02,986 - I've been reading it out loud. 1131 00:59:02,987 --> 00:59:03,747 - Yeah. 1132 00:59:43,586 --> 00:59:44,945 - Hello, class. 1133 00:59:44,946 --> 00:59:48,026 And thank you, for being here 1134 00:59:50,745 --> 00:59:51,906 with all of your chakras. 1135 00:59:55,106 --> 00:59:59,186 Cheryl didn't leave any instructions, so... 1136 01:00:07,065 --> 01:00:08,585 I'll now play a movie. 1137 01:00:20,105 --> 01:00:21,624 This is "Twister." 1138 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:24,945 It's all about energy. 1139 01:00:26,104 --> 01:00:26,865 Yeah. 1140 01:00:51,984 --> 01:00:53,064 Yes! 1141 01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:57,223 - More pizzas coming, everyone. 1142 01:00:57,224 --> 01:00:59,982 Dan, Rostaffano, stop holding hands. 1143 01:00:59,983 --> 01:01:01,383 - Hi, Kim Ann. 1144 01:01:01,384 --> 01:01:02,462 - Hi, Marriott. 1145 01:01:02,463 --> 01:01:04,502 Are you an ice dancer? 1146 01:01:04,503 --> 01:01:06,104 - No, are you pregnant? 1147 01:01:07,423 --> 01:01:08,184 - No. 1148 01:01:10,064 --> 01:01:12,143 - Can the twins come to Magic America with us? 1149 01:01:12,144 --> 01:01:13,582 - Aw! 1150 01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:14,822 - We didn't bring a present 1151 01:01:14,823 --> 01:01:18,222 because Raja wanted to invite the twins to Magic America. 1152 01:01:18,223 --> 01:01:19,823 - Oh, I see. 1153 01:01:20,983 --> 01:01:23,823 Well, Rostaffano can't ride roller coasters 1154 01:01:23,824 --> 01:01:25,742 because of his heart. 1155 01:01:25,743 --> 01:01:26,942 - Oh. 1156 01:01:26,943 --> 01:01:28,983 - You know he was sat on in the womb. 1157 01:01:30,063 --> 01:01:30,863 Didn't you know that? 1158 01:01:30,864 --> 01:01:32,422 I thought everyone knew. 1159 01:01:32,423 --> 01:01:33,623 - I must've known. 1160 01:01:45,623 --> 01:01:47,741 - Citronella, does your mom ever ask about me? 1161 01:01:47,742 --> 01:01:49,342 Dad. 1162 01:01:49,343 --> 01:01:50,143 - Well, did you give her the check 1163 01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:51,821 I gave you, for the knives? 1164 01:01:51,822 --> 01:01:52,702 - Those are for girls. 1165 01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:57,901 She said the check you gave her wasn't enough. 1166 01:01:57,902 --> 01:02:00,141 You don't get the discount anymore. 1167 01:02:00,142 --> 01:02:00,942 - Well, fuck! 1168 01:02:02,142 --> 01:02:03,022 - Now, listen up, kiddo, 1169 01:02:03,022 --> 01:02:04,022 this ball's gonna be a little heavier 1170 01:02:04,023 --> 01:02:05,861 than your ball at home, alright? 1171 01:02:05,862 --> 01:02:07,141 To be honest, I'm a little worried about you 1172 01:02:07,142 --> 01:02:08,341 on these slick floors. 1173 01:02:08,342 --> 01:02:10,781 Don't run as fast as you do in the backyard, alright? 1174 01:02:10,782 --> 01:02:11,701 You'll be fine. 1175 01:02:11,702 --> 01:02:13,381 Just take it nice and easy. 1176 01:02:13,382 --> 01:02:14,860 Here we go, right here. 1177 01:02:14,861 --> 01:02:15,901 - Lisa, where is Bob? 1178 01:02:15,902 --> 01:02:18,700 - He's not here, he's grounded. 1179 01:02:18,701 --> 01:02:20,061 - Again? 1180 01:02:20,062 --> 01:02:21,620 - He's going through a bit of a phase. 1181 01:02:21,621 --> 01:02:23,701 - Raja said he's had to stay late for detention every day. 1182 01:02:23,702 --> 01:02:25,902 I think she has a little bit of a crush on him now. 1183 01:02:26,981 --> 01:02:29,940 - Yeah, no, he has to stay late, but it's not detention. 1184 01:02:29,941 --> 01:02:30,941 You can tell Raja. 1185 01:02:32,102 --> 01:02:33,420 He's in Rocket Math, yeah. 1186 01:02:33,421 --> 01:02:35,300 He's in Rocket Math now. 1187 01:02:35,301 --> 01:02:36,300 - Oh! 1188 01:02:36,301 --> 01:02:37,540 - Bob is in Rocket Math? 1189 01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:38,461 - Yeah. 1190 01:02:38,461 --> 01:02:39,341 Yeah, he is, Jill. 1191 01:02:40,461 --> 01:02:42,020 Julian probably didn't mention it 1192 01:02:42,021 --> 01:02:44,781 'cause he's a dog, but, yeah. 1193 01:02:46,421 --> 01:02:49,381 - Actually, Julian isn't in Rocket Math anymore. 1194 01:02:50,341 --> 01:02:51,141 - He's not? 1195 01:02:51,141 --> 01:02:52,101 - No. 1196 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,580 I was really upset at first, 1197 01:02:53,581 --> 01:02:54,939 but then Nick made a good point. 1198 01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:56,979 He's probably not gonna be an accountant. 1199 01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,180 - Oof, 1200 01:02:58,181 --> 01:02:59,101 Nick said that? 1201 01:03:00,461 --> 01:03:01,220 - Yeah. 1202 01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,019 - I really don't like that he said that. 1203 01:03:04,020 --> 01:03:06,899 - Well, I'm sorry, did anyone ask Julian 1204 01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:08,419 if he wants to be an accountant? 1205 01:03:08,420 --> 01:03:09,821 - No, but-- 1206 01:03:11,061 --> 01:03:11,820 - Jill? 1207 01:03:12,981 --> 01:03:13,941 Are you happy? 1208 01:03:15,340 --> 01:03:16,379 - Huh? 1209 01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:18,220 - Are you really happy? 1210 01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:20,660 - I don't know. 1211 01:03:21,540 --> 01:03:23,259 - Maybe you should get a divorce. 1212 01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:24,699 - Oh, yes! 1213 01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:25,819 - Really? 1214 01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:27,060 Yes. 1215 01:03:28,620 --> 01:03:29,540 - Oh. 1216 01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:30,299 - Okay. 1217 01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:32,820 Wait, Nick? 1218 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:40,578 Julian, can I have a moment with your father? 1219 01:03:40,579 --> 01:03:41,780 - Oh, sure, go ahead, boy. 1220 01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:45,019 - I want a divorce. 1221 01:03:47,859 --> 01:03:49,099 I'm sorry, Nick. 1222 01:03:50,459 --> 01:03:52,178 I think we should get a divorce. 1223 01:03:52,179 --> 01:03:53,139 - No, no, stop that. 1224 01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:54,258 We could talk about it. 1225 01:03:54,259 --> 01:03:56,379 Hey, what is, what's wrong? 1226 01:03:57,579 --> 01:03:58,339 Oh. 1227 01:03:59,899 --> 01:04:00,699 - I'm sorry. 1228 01:04:00,699 --> 01:04:01,499 - No, don't do that. 1229 01:04:01,499 --> 01:04:02,299 Don't do that. 1230 01:04:02,299 --> 01:04:03,099 I don't want that. 1231 01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:04,218 What are you talking about? 1232 01:04:04,219 --> 01:04:05,099 Don't, what are you doing? 1233 01:04:05,099 --> 01:04:06,059 Honey, stop this. 1234 01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:07,337 - Did you hear me? 1235 01:04:07,338 --> 01:04:08,179 I think we have to get a divorce. 1236 01:04:08,179 --> 01:04:09,139 - You don't know what you're talking about. 1237 01:04:09,139 --> 01:04:09,938 Stop that. 1238 01:04:09,938 --> 01:04:10,819 What are you talking about? - I do. 1239 01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:14,177 - Then why are you doing this in front of all our friends? 1240 01:04:14,178 --> 01:04:15,537 What, do you wanna go home? 1241 01:04:15,538 --> 01:04:16,339 We can talk about this -- 1242 01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:18,499 - I wonder if he'll get into western wear. 1243 01:04:20,019 --> 01:04:21,377 Don't do this. 1244 01:04:21,378 --> 01:04:22,537 - I just did it. 1245 01:04:22,538 --> 01:04:23,298 I can change, 1246 01:04:23,298 --> 01:04:24,178 I can fix it, whatever you want. 1247 01:04:24,179 --> 01:04:26,737 - No. - I'll do whatever you want. 1248 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:28,217 - I don't understand this either. 1249 01:04:28,218 --> 01:04:29,697 Please, please. 1250 01:04:29,698 --> 01:04:32,377 Come here, come here. - No, married people hug. 1251 01:04:32,378 --> 01:04:33,457 Married people hug. 1252 01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:35,578 No, don't do this. 1253 01:04:42,338 --> 01:04:43,857 Oh, here she comes. 1254 01:04:43,858 --> 01:04:46,178 Here she comes, okay. 1255 01:04:47,018 --> 01:04:48,137 Just go, shh, shh, shh. 1256 01:04:48,138 --> 01:04:50,578 Bedtime, bedtime, it's bedtime. 1257 01:04:54,937 --> 01:04:58,298 - Julian, your father and I need to talk with you. 1258 01:05:00,218 --> 01:05:02,017 There's no easy way to say this. 1259 01:05:02,018 --> 01:05:02,777 - Then don't. 1260 01:05:04,697 --> 01:05:07,616 - Although your dad and I both love you very much, 1261 01:05:07,617 --> 01:05:09,936 my friends think that it's best for all of us right now 1262 01:05:09,937 --> 01:05:12,456 if your dad moves in with Buck above the post office. 1263 01:05:12,457 --> 01:05:14,056 - What? 1264 01:05:14,057 --> 01:05:14,897 - As you know, Julian, 1265 01:05:14,898 --> 01:05:16,575 Kim Ann recently got a divorce 1266 01:05:16,576 --> 01:05:18,736 and she says she's much happier, so now my friends think 1267 01:05:18,737 --> 01:05:19,855 I should get a divorce. 1268 01:05:19,856 --> 01:05:21,416 - Well, I don't wanna live with Buck. 1269 01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:22,377 He farts in his sleep. 1270 01:05:22,378 --> 01:05:23,416 - Nick, please. 1271 01:05:23,417 --> 01:05:24,496 No, you please. 1272 01:05:24,497 --> 01:05:25,736 I don't wanna do this! 1273 01:05:25,737 --> 01:05:27,015 Stop it! 1274 01:05:27,016 --> 01:05:29,375 - Julian, we want you to know that this is not your fault 1275 01:05:29,376 --> 01:05:30,936 and it absolutely has nothing to do with you 1276 01:05:30,937 --> 01:05:32,895 not being able to play soccer anymore. 1277 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:34,015 - Well, you didn't want to divorce me 1278 01:05:34,016 --> 01:05:36,255 when he could still play soccer. 1279 01:05:36,256 --> 01:05:38,535 - It's really not that you can't play soccer. 1280 01:05:38,536 --> 01:05:40,655 We love you and we know soccer is harder for you now 1281 01:05:40,656 --> 01:05:41,975 with your new body. 1282 01:05:41,976 --> 01:05:43,096 - He's faster than ever. 1283 01:05:44,176 --> 01:05:47,535 - Julian, sweetie, do you have any questions for us? 1284 01:05:47,536 --> 01:05:48,696 - I have some questions! 1285 01:05:50,376 --> 01:05:51,455 - Nick, please. 1286 01:05:51,456 --> 01:05:52,216 - No! 1287 01:05:54,496 --> 01:05:56,176 - It's okay, sweetheart. 1288 01:06:00,335 --> 01:06:01,854 I think you need a drink of water. 1289 01:06:01,855 --> 01:06:02,616 Uh-oh. 1290 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:05,815 Shh, goodnight, sweetie. 1291 01:06:48,415 --> 01:06:50,334 - Okay, Dennis, if I could just have you take a step 1292 01:06:50,335 --> 01:06:51,413 to your left. 1293 01:06:51,414 --> 01:06:52,214 Alright. 1294 01:06:52,215 --> 01:06:53,533 Bob, let's see that smile. 1295 01:06:53,534 --> 01:06:55,894 - Don't you fucking talk about my face slit! 1296 01:06:57,054 --> 01:06:58,893 - He doesn't smile anymore. 1297 01:06:58,894 --> 01:07:00,094 Bob is bad now. 1298 01:07:00,095 --> 01:07:01,693 - Oh. 1299 01:07:01,694 --> 01:07:04,013 Okay, well, actually, I'm losing, 1300 01:07:04,014 --> 01:07:06,133 What's the little one's name again? 1301 01:07:06,134 --> 01:07:06,934 Paige? 1302 01:07:06,934 --> 01:07:07,734 - No. 1303 01:07:07,735 --> 01:07:08,933 - Oh, Twilson. 1304 01:07:08,934 --> 01:07:10,413 - Yeah, I'm losing Twilson. 1305 01:07:10,414 --> 01:07:13,494 If you could just rotate him forward for me. Perfect. 1306 01:07:26,053 --> 01:07:26,814 - Oh! 1307 01:07:27,733 --> 01:07:30,092 - Okay, I think we got it. 1308 01:07:30,093 --> 01:07:31,692 - I was thinking we could do some now 1309 01:07:31,693 --> 01:07:33,492 where I'm seated with the babies 1310 01:07:33,493 --> 01:07:36,213 and Dennis and Bob are kinda over my shoulders. 1311 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:39,173 - You wanna sit? 1312 01:07:40,493 --> 01:07:42,212 Like, on something? 1313 01:07:42,213 --> 01:07:42,973 - Yeah. 1314 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:44,973 - You guys got a chair? 1315 01:07:52,252 --> 01:07:53,373 - I can figure this out. 1316 01:08:00,092 --> 01:08:01,012 Shayna? 1317 01:08:01,933 --> 01:08:03,012 Shayna, sweetheart. 1318 01:08:03,013 --> 01:08:04,451 No! 1319 01:08:04,452 --> 01:08:05,451 Please? 1320 01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:06,372 - What? 1321 01:08:12,012 --> 01:08:12,732 Hello. 1322 01:08:13,692 --> 01:08:15,131 What, what is going on? 1323 01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:17,011 These people are asking for a chair. 1324 01:08:17,012 --> 01:08:18,251 - Bob! 1325 01:08:18,252 --> 01:08:19,252 - What? 1326 01:08:19,252 --> 01:08:20,212 - Why? 1327 01:08:20,213 --> 01:08:23,611 - That woman wants to sit her body on something. 1328 01:08:23,612 --> 01:08:24,731 For the picture. 1329 01:08:26,292 --> 01:08:27,490 - Okay. 1330 01:08:27,491 --> 01:08:28,652 We can do that. 1331 01:08:30,172 --> 01:08:30,931 One sec, one sec. 1332 01:08:32,372 --> 01:08:33,131 So just.. 1333 01:08:34,371 --> 01:08:36,492 Easy, you know, easy. Don't. 1334 01:08:40,612 --> 01:08:41,371 Strong. 1335 01:08:46,652 --> 01:08:47,451 - Okay, there you are. 1336 01:08:47,452 --> 01:08:49,770 - Oh, no, no, I'm so sorry. 1337 01:08:49,771 --> 01:08:52,090 I just wanted any kind of chair. 1338 01:08:52,091 --> 01:08:53,652 - We don't have any other chairs. 1339 01:08:54,771 --> 01:08:56,850 That one was really expensive. 1340 01:08:56,851 --> 01:08:59,290 - Oh. 1341 01:08:59,291 --> 01:09:01,011 - Oh, okay. 1342 01:09:02,131 --> 01:09:03,689 Yeah. This is great. 1343 01:09:03,690 --> 01:09:04,769 Thanks, thank you so much. 1344 01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:05,770 - It's not a problem. 1345 01:09:05,771 --> 01:09:06,531 Okay. 1346 01:09:08,051 --> 01:09:09,011 - Dennis, if I could just have you 1347 01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:11,090 take a couple of steps closer to your wife. 1348 01:09:11,891 --> 01:09:12,691 Perfect. Maybe. 1349 01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:13,690 - Sorry, Hon. - What? 1350 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:15,929 - Are those the only outfits you brought? 1351 01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:17,289 - Yes. 1352 01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:18,090 Right, honey? 1353 01:09:18,091 --> 01:09:20,090 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1354 01:09:20,091 --> 01:09:20,931 - Oh, okay. 1355 01:09:23,090 --> 01:09:24,329 They look good. 1356 01:09:24,330 --> 01:09:25,849 - Yeah. 1357 01:09:25,850 --> 01:09:27,570 They look really good. 1358 01:09:29,610 --> 01:09:30,410 One, two. 1359 01:09:42,769 --> 01:09:45,769 Jill? 1360 01:09:46,690 --> 01:09:47,449 Jill? 1361 01:09:59,769 --> 01:10:01,209 Jill? 1362 01:10:03,649 --> 01:10:04,410 Julian? 1363 01:10:11,089 --> 01:10:11,849 Is anybody home? 1364 01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:18,849 I'm just getting some pool water. 1365 01:10:38,289 --> 01:10:39,048 Julian. 1366 01:10:40,448 --> 01:10:41,647 Where's your mom? 1367 01:10:41,648 --> 01:10:42,529 Are you home alone? 1368 01:10:43,528 --> 01:10:44,288 Oh, you poor thing. 1369 01:10:45,248 --> 01:10:46,927 You don't have any clothes on. 1370 01:10:46,928 --> 01:10:47,688 Oh. 1371 01:10:58,288 --> 01:11:00,007 - You sure you wanna do this? 1372 01:11:00,008 --> 01:11:00,768 - Yeah. 1373 01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:10,768 Sorry. I'm ready. 1374 01:11:45,766 --> 01:11:46,526 Lisa! 1375 01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:49,245 Nick took Julian. 1376 01:11:49,246 --> 01:11:51,405 - Ah, Jill, I know. 1377 01:11:51,406 --> 01:11:52,366 Nick called over here. 1378 01:11:52,367 --> 01:11:53,605 - You have to help me. 1379 01:11:53,606 --> 01:11:54,766 We have to get him back. 1380 01:11:55,606 --> 01:11:58,565 - Jill, I think it might be best for Julian 1381 01:11:58,566 --> 01:12:00,925 to stay with Nick for a while. 1382 01:12:00,926 --> 01:12:02,085 - What? 1383 01:12:02,086 --> 01:12:03,486 He's all I have. 1384 01:12:04,726 --> 01:12:07,045 - Nick said you left him home alone, Jill. 1385 01:12:07,046 --> 01:12:09,565 - Yeah, but-- - He's seven. 1386 01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,606 Nick found him naked in the yard. 1387 01:12:12,686 --> 01:12:15,004 - Well, I was just gonna be gone for one minute. 1388 01:12:15,005 --> 01:12:17,084 He sleeps so much now. 1389 01:12:17,085 --> 01:12:18,805 - A haircut is not one minute. 1390 01:12:18,806 --> 01:12:20,644 You clearly got a blowout. 1391 01:12:20,645 --> 01:12:21,925 It looks good. 1392 01:12:21,926 --> 01:12:22,685 - Thanks. 1393 01:12:23,925 --> 01:12:26,284 - You're going through a lot right now. 1394 01:12:26,285 --> 01:12:28,406 I think you should go home and take a bath. 1395 01:12:31,245 --> 01:12:33,805 Do you want me to walk you home and draw the bath? 1396 01:12:35,285 --> 01:12:36,325 - No, that's okay. 1397 01:12:38,165 --> 01:12:38,925 - Okay. 1398 01:12:39,885 --> 01:12:42,045 Just let me know if there's anything I can do. 1399 01:12:43,485 --> 01:12:44,645 - Okay. Thanks. 1400 01:12:48,405 --> 01:12:49,165 Lisa? 1401 01:12:52,044 --> 01:12:52,805 Yeah? 1402 01:12:53,765 --> 01:12:58,084 - Well, now that I don't have any family anymore 1403 01:12:59,365 --> 01:13:02,604 is there any way you'd consider giving me my baby back? 1404 01:13:05,644 --> 01:13:07,164 - No, Jill. 1405 01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:10,683 And I don't want you to ever ask me that again. 1406 01:13:10,684 --> 01:13:11,644 - Lisa. - No! 1407 01:13:11,645 --> 01:13:12,803 Don't make me feel like 1408 01:13:12,804 --> 01:13:16,443 I'm some kind of monster for not giving you my baby! 1409 01:13:16,444 --> 01:13:19,043 You gave her to me, Jill. 1410 01:13:19,044 --> 01:13:23,644 I love her just as much as I love Bob and Twilson. 1411 01:13:24,484 --> 01:13:28,082 - But, Lisa, you have so many kids and I have none. 1412 01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:29,882 - You did that to yourself. 1413 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:31,283 You can't possibly think 1414 01:13:31,284 --> 01:13:33,243 I'm gonna give you Paige just so you can go 1415 01:13:33,244 --> 01:13:34,842 and leave her naked in the yard. 1416 01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:36,123 - Her name is Madison! 1417 01:13:36,124 --> 01:13:40,282 - No, Jill, her name is Paige! 1418 01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:41,884 Paige Wetbottom! 1419 01:13:45,563 --> 01:13:46,323 - No. 1420 01:13:51,443 --> 01:13:52,203 - Hello? 1421 01:13:53,203 --> 01:13:54,643 Muah, muah, muah. 1422 01:13:58,723 --> 01:13:59,683 No dust here. 1423 01:14:05,563 --> 01:14:08,042 Okay, Rocket Math, haha! 1424 01:14:08,043 --> 01:14:09,162 Yeah, okay. 1425 01:14:09,163 --> 01:14:10,922 Julian's not invited back to Rocket Math. 1426 01:14:10,923 --> 01:14:12,562 Lisa, come on! 1427 01:14:14,243 --> 01:14:15,242 Don't eat grass, Julian. 1428 01:14:15,243 --> 01:14:16,962 Julian, don't eat the grass! 1429 01:14:20,322 --> 01:14:22,162 Remember Pangaea? 1430 01:14:36,522 --> 01:14:37,841 - What are you doing in my house? 1431 01:14:37,842 --> 01:14:39,481 - This is my house! 1432 01:14:39,482 --> 01:14:40,322 Who are you? - What? 1433 01:14:40,323 --> 01:14:41,481 I'm Jill, I live here. 1434 01:14:41,482 --> 01:14:43,001 - Oh, my God, get out! 1435 01:14:43,002 --> 01:14:44,001 - No, I live here. 1436 01:14:44,002 --> 01:14:45,961 That's my underwear scarf. 1437 01:14:45,962 --> 01:14:47,121 - Oh, this? 1438 01:14:47,122 --> 01:14:48,760 This is, no! 1439 01:14:48,761 --> 01:14:50,322 - Yes, this is my house! 1440 01:14:51,682 --> 01:14:53,041 - No, get out! 1441 01:14:53,042 --> 01:14:54,400 This is my house! 1442 01:14:54,401 --> 01:14:55,920 - No, this is all my food. 1443 01:14:55,921 --> 01:14:57,041 You're using all my stuff. 1444 01:14:57,042 --> 01:14:58,400 - This is my stuff! 1445 01:14:58,401 --> 01:14:59,600 - No, it's mine! 1446 01:14:59,601 --> 01:15:00,800 No, I'm sure it's mine. 1447 01:15:00,801 --> 01:15:02,282 - This is my house! 1448 01:15:03,761 --> 01:15:05,840 - Please, I don't think you're right about this. 1449 01:15:05,841 --> 01:15:10,400 - Oh, I am trying to get dinner 1450 01:15:10,401 --> 01:15:12,281 on the goddamn table! 1451 01:15:13,201 --> 01:15:15,680 - But eggs are for breakfast. 1452 01:15:15,681 --> 01:15:17,080 - What? 1453 01:15:17,081 --> 01:15:19,561 - Eggs are for breakfast, it's a breakfast food. 1454 01:15:20,641 --> 01:15:21,881 - No! 1455 01:15:24,081 --> 01:15:25,680 Get out of my house! 1456 01:15:25,681 --> 01:15:28,441 Get out! 1457 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,080 Get out of my, get out of my house! 1458 01:15:31,081 --> 01:15:31,881 - Please. 1459 01:15:31,882 --> 01:15:32,960 - Get out! 1460 01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:33,760 Get out of my house! 1461 01:15:33,761 --> 01:15:34,761 - I don't mean to be rude. 1462 01:15:34,762 --> 01:15:36,919 Are you sure this is your house? 1463 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,519 - Yes! Yes! - Okay, okay! 1464 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:39,560 - Yes! - I'm sorry! 1465 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,560 Please. 1466 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:44,560 Please. 1467 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:46,800 And leave me alone! 1468 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:48,880 - I'm sorry. 1469 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:15,999 No, no! 1470 01:16:16,919 --> 01:16:19,318 No, no, no, it's your turn. 1471 01:16:19,319 --> 01:16:21,398 Please, you go, you have to go. 1472 01:16:21,399 --> 01:16:22,598 Please, someone just go, 1473 01:16:22,599 --> 01:16:23,999 I have to go. 1474 01:16:25,639 --> 01:16:26,399 Got it! 1475 01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:32,994 My house. 1476 01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:35,154 Uh-huh. 1477 01:19:47,354 --> 01:19:48,792 - Are you okay? 1478 01:19:48,793 --> 01:19:50,153 - Yes, yes, I'm fine. 1479 01:19:54,953 --> 01:19:56,433 - Do you need me to call someone for you? 1480 01:19:56,434 --> 01:19:57,633 - No, I'm sorry. 1481 01:19:59,553 --> 01:20:01,993 This is the house I grew up in. 1482 01:20:03,714 --> 01:20:04,673 - Oh. 1483 01:20:04,673 --> 01:20:05,433 - Yeah. 1484 01:20:07,113 --> 01:20:07,873 My house. 1485 01:20:10,673 --> 01:20:12,073 I'm sorry, I just, 1486 01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:14,233 I just feel like 1487 01:20:14,234 --> 01:20:15,672 I don't know who I am anymore. 1488 01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:18,353 So I thought 1489 01:20:19,433 --> 01:20:23,152 if I could just come here and sit on the toilet 1490 01:20:23,153 --> 01:20:24,113 I used to think on. 1491 01:20:24,114 --> 01:20:27,351 - Mm-mm, I need to get these kids back to bed. 1492 01:20:27,352 --> 01:20:31,392 - Oh, of course. 1493 01:20:31,393 --> 01:20:32,712 Are these all your children? 1494 01:20:34,912 --> 01:20:35,672 - Yes. 1495 01:20:36,952 --> 01:20:37,713 - Oh, my God. 1496 01:20:43,232 --> 01:20:44,751 They're so beautiful. 1497 01:20:44,752 --> 01:20:45,991 - Oh, okay, ma'am, 1498 01:20:45,992 --> 01:20:47,631 I'm sorry, I can't help you. 1499 01:20:47,632 --> 01:20:49,151 You have to go. 1500 01:20:49,152 --> 01:20:50,552 - Excuse me, actually. 1501 01:20:53,352 --> 01:20:56,712 Would it be okay if it's not too much trouble? 1502 01:20:58,392 --> 01:20:59,151 - Yeah? 1503 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:05,071 - Could I have one of your children? 1504 01:21:08,511 --> 01:21:09,951 - Okay, okay, no. 1505 01:21:09,952 --> 01:21:10,752 - Wait. 1506 01:21:10,752 --> 01:21:11,551 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. 1507 01:22:02,990 --> 01:22:05,429 Oh, Chuck, you're an animal. 1508 01:22:05,430 --> 01:22:06,748 You're an animal! 1509 01:22:06,749 --> 01:22:07,909 Ha-ha-ha! 1510 01:22:07,910 --> 01:22:10,028 In other news, after a grueling month-long search, 1511 01:22:10,029 --> 01:22:11,869 the bagger murderer, suspected of killing 1512 01:22:11,870 --> 01:22:16,068 local yoga teacher, Cheryl Hoad, is finally in custody. 1513 01:22:16,069 --> 01:22:18,189 The suspect Little Hellen Frownfelter, 1514 01:22:18,190 --> 01:22:19,908 was apprehended moments ago 1515 01:22:19,909 --> 01:22:22,789 in the home of recent divorcee, Jill Davies. 1516 01:22:24,830 --> 01:22:27,308 Little Helen has confessed to accidentally backing 1517 01:22:27,309 --> 01:22:29,308 Cheryl Hoad down a staircase, 1518 01:22:29,309 --> 01:22:31,109 causing her untimely death. 1519 01:22:38,669 --> 01:22:41,307 - You know, it's funny Cheryl was the one to die early. 1520 01:22:41,308 --> 01:22:42,748 She was never early for anything. 1521 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:44,587 I'm always early. 1522 01:22:44,588 --> 01:22:46,468 I was born two months early. 1523 01:22:46,469 --> 01:22:47,589 I was so skinny. 1524 01:22:49,629 --> 01:22:50,388 Really skinny. 1525 01:22:52,308 --> 01:22:53,268 The skinniest baby. 1526 01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:00,868 - The whereabouts of Ms.Davies remain unknown. 1527 01:23:00,869 --> 01:23:03,547 However, Little Helen claims that Ms. Davies 1528 01:23:03,548 --> 01:23:05,467 sped off in her golf cart. 1529 01:23:05,468 --> 01:23:07,107 Little Helen's story has been corroborated 1530 01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:09,267 by three neighbors who witnessed Ms. Davies 1531 01:23:09,268 --> 01:23:12,387 being rude at a four-way stop. 1532 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:14,548 And now, Haven Nutt is on the scene. 1533 01:23:15,468 --> 01:23:17,867 Thanks, dad. 1534 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:18,987 I'm standing here with the woman 1535 01:23:18,988 --> 01:23:20,987 who discovered the bagger murderer. 1536 01:23:20,988 --> 01:23:24,027 Lisa Wheatbottom. 1537 01:23:24,028 --> 01:23:26,227 - Oh, no, it's Wetbottom. 1538 01:23:26,228 --> 01:23:28,267 I did discover the bagger murderer. 1539 01:23:28,268 --> 01:23:29,228 I went over to talk to Jill 1540 01:23:29,229 --> 01:23:31,747 and that strange woman answered the door. 1541 01:23:31,748 --> 01:23:32,786 I recognized her 1542 01:23:32,787 --> 01:23:34,307 'cause she taught the longest yoga class 1543 01:23:34,308 --> 01:23:35,187 I've ever been in. 1544 01:23:35,188 --> 01:23:38,066 - Ah, I've always wanted to do yoga. 1545 01:23:38,067 --> 01:23:40,227 - You should, it's really easy. 1546 01:23:40,228 --> 01:23:42,106 Anyway, I was like, "Where is Jill?" 1547 01:23:42,107 --> 01:23:44,106 And Little Helen was like, "I am Jill." 1548 01:23:44,107 --> 01:23:46,226 And then started screaming at me that I had to leave 1549 01:23:46,227 --> 01:23:47,746 'cause her kids are in bed. 1550 01:23:47,747 --> 01:23:50,466 And, obviously, I knew it wasn't Jill. 1551 01:23:50,467 --> 01:23:52,706 Jill doesn't have kids anymore. 1552 01:23:52,707 --> 01:23:56,907 So I went to the police and now I'm on the news. 1553 01:23:58,867 --> 01:23:59,907 - I'm on the news, too. 1554 01:24:03,306 --> 01:24:05,986 Ma'am? Ma'am? 1555 01:24:05,987 --> 01:24:06,986 Ma'am? 1556 01:24:06,987 --> 01:24:08,186 - Oh. 1557 01:24:08,187 --> 01:24:11,465 No, no, you can call me mommy. 1558 01:24:11,466 --> 01:24:14,826 - Okay, yeah, I have to go to the bathroom. 1559 01:24:17,706 --> 01:24:19,826 - Thank you for telling me. 1560 01:24:23,946 --> 01:24:24,866 Come on. 1561 01:24:39,586 --> 01:24:40,345 - Jill? 1562 01:24:41,226 --> 01:24:42,025 - Oh, my God! 1563 01:24:43,345 --> 01:24:44,106 - Yeesh. 1564 01:24:55,305 --> 01:24:57,186 - I'm so glad you're okay. 1565 01:24:58,146 --> 01:25:00,264 I felt so bad after you left yesterday. 1566 01:25:00,265 --> 01:25:01,784 That's why I went over to your house. 1567 01:25:01,785 --> 01:25:03,424 - Yeah, I saw on the news. 1568 01:25:03,425 --> 01:25:05,024 - You saw me on the news? - Mm-hmm. 1569 01:25:05,025 --> 01:25:05,905 - Cool. 1570 01:25:07,705 --> 01:25:11,384 So I've been thinking a lot about what you keep asking me 1571 01:25:11,385 --> 01:25:12,905 and I've changed my mind. 1572 01:25:14,224 --> 01:25:16,703 - Oh, my God, Lisa, you're giving me my baby back? 1573 01:25:16,704 --> 01:25:18,704 - Oh. No. 1574 01:25:18,705 --> 01:25:19,584 You can have Bob. 1575 01:25:21,064 --> 01:25:23,105 - You stupid, hideous net! 1576 01:25:24,904 --> 01:25:26,905 - That's okay, Lisa. 1577 01:25:55,903 --> 01:25:57,743 - She's so cute, Jill. 1578 01:25:57,744 --> 01:25:59,824 I love her. 1579 01:26:03,104 --> 01:26:05,502 Why don't you guys come over later and swim? 1580 01:26:05,503 --> 01:26:06,502 - You don't have a pool. 1581 01:26:06,503 --> 01:26:08,142 - Oh, I do now. 1582 01:26:08,143 --> 01:26:09,583 I was at your house last night 1583 01:26:09,584 --> 01:26:12,262 after the cops took the bagger murderer away 1584 01:26:12,263 --> 01:26:16,942 and I was looking around and I thought 1585 01:26:16,943 --> 01:26:19,982 I would actually be much happier here. 1586 01:26:19,983 --> 01:26:22,862 So I called Dennis and he came over 1587 01:26:22,863 --> 01:26:25,062 with the kids and our stuff. 1588 01:26:25,063 --> 01:26:27,981 So, yeah, we live in your house now. 1589 01:26:27,982 --> 01:26:28,783 - Thanks, Jill. 1590 01:26:28,784 --> 01:26:30,181 I actually have a question about the thermostat. 1591 01:26:30,182 --> 01:26:31,942 - You live in my house? 1592 01:26:31,943 --> 01:26:34,181 I don't think Nick's gonna be okay with that. 1593 01:26:34,182 --> 01:26:35,222 - He knows. 1594 01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:36,183 He lives there, too. 1595 01:26:36,184 --> 01:26:37,542 - Nick lives with you? 1596 01:26:37,543 --> 01:26:39,661 - Yeah, he's our pool boy. 1597 01:26:39,662 --> 01:26:41,341 Well, pool man. 1598 01:26:41,342 --> 01:26:42,142 - What? 1599 01:26:42,143 --> 01:26:44,901 - Oh, Jill, obviously, you can have my house. 1600 01:26:44,902 --> 01:26:46,982 Haven't you always loved my plush carpeting? 1601 01:26:47,942 --> 01:26:50,102 - Well, yeah. 1602 01:26:51,143 --> 01:26:52,182 - It's yours now. 1603 01:26:54,142 --> 01:26:54,902 - Thank you. 1604 01:27:20,941 --> 01:27:21,702 - Hey, Lisa? 1605 01:27:22,942 --> 01:27:24,981 Do the children play soccer on graves? 1606 01:27:26,662 --> 01:27:27,421 - Yeah. 1607 01:27:29,021 --> 01:27:30,781 - I never noticed that before. 1608 01:27:58,061 --> 01:27:59,980 Jill, where are you going? 1609 01:27:59,981 --> 01:28:02,820 - I think I have to get out of here. 1610 01:28:03,980 --> 01:28:04,820 I have to get out of here! 1611 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,740 - Out of bounds. 104394