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Twisted wood of Shantung, Blind pine of Shansi

and Big Eye Rooster too, Double blade of Hunan

and Old Man Chai of Peking.

They all bought their guns from me.

Every one of the guys in this valley, they are all my brothers.

Ah, how about Old Man Fok from Qun-Ming?

We've gone through a lot together.

That is interesting. Grandfather retired for 20 years ago.

Oh, you are Old Man Fok's granddaughter?

Why didn't you say so sooner?

Hey, I want you to move all my good from now on.

I'm going to make you rich.

Just pay me for this trip, then we will talk about the future.

Look.

Hey! Tiny!

I know him really well. They are all good friends of mine. Really, believe me!

Hey, there is someone coming.

Everybody, I'm back again.

How are you all? Long-time no see.

Old Four, you've gained weight.

Pimple face, your skin is looking better.

Monkey Head, I heard you fought with One Eye Ying and got beaten up. That's very bad.

- Are you OK? - I'm fine.

Brother Wang!

Brother Wang, how are you? Haven't seen you in ages.

How is it hanging. That goat still giving you a bit of trouble?

Anyway, it is a pleasure to see you. Always a genuine pleasure.

Are these the goods I ordered?

Everything you asked for, exactly as you wanted.

You know I moved heaven and hell to deliver these things to you on schedule.

Let me tell you, there is a truly remarkable story about this.

It is a known fact that the Japanese captured Manchuria all because of this weapon here.

You know this gun can defeat this entire world.

You could get rid of One-eye Ying before he could say confucius.

Enough of your bullshit. Let me try it.

Sure, sure.

Don't judge the bullet by its size. This little thing here can kill a man dead...

in the next village.

Now watch out, she makes a big bang.

Let me try.

What are you laughing at?

Hey, this thing doesn't work.

It's really easy... you open it, put the bullets in, hold it and lock it.

Try it again.

Got you.

Get off of me will you.

That One eye Ying is dead for sure!

Take it easy now, I am not going for revenge.

But now that you have killed Chan, how am I going to get my money?

Ahh... why you would collect it from me of course.

Good... that will be 30 dollars.

Of course.

See this. It has got over a hundred bucks in it.

Come and get it.

Men are such a pain in the ass.

Get rid of her!

Maybe we can talk about money.

OK, you win.

Forget it.

OK, I'll pay it.

Here, take it. Take it all.

It was real nice doing business with you.

Call me sometime.

Go get her.

God damn bitch!

You damn bitch!

I'm going to get you.

Those Japs are going to take over the whole God damn world.

He has got a gun!

Where did he go?

Out back.

- Thank you. - Bye guys.

My Lord.

Turn around! Turn around now!

- Why? - Do I have to explain my orders to you?

Count to five hundred.

Right... one, two, three, four, five...

six, seven...

What are you doing coming here?

You trying to get me killed? You might be recognised.

I had to take that risk. The police are onto us.

Oh no! I'm finished.

Hey, you don't have to worry, no-one suspects you have been co-operating with me.

- How do you know? - Hey!

Hey, are you going to the council meeting?

What, I almost forgot about it.

Listen, postpone it for a few days.

- Postpone it?! - As a favour to me.

I've told him about it and someone's flying in.

Fly, always fly! Can't they ride horses?!

Just don't lead him to me.

..ninety-two, ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety-five... My lord.

Oh, I am honored. So many visitors.

- You wished to see me? - Indeed I did.

I was wondering if you have made a final decision

about your donations to help further the interests of Japan.

I'm thinking about it.

My Lord, didn't we already agree to give them our utmost co-operation.

Did we?

- I agreed to that? - Yes.

Oh, that's right.

Remember. We had discussed the project to develop

a chemical plant in your noble city.

- Do you mean the poison gas plant? - Yes.

If you have no objections, we'll start bringing in the raw materials.

Isn't that rushing things a bit?

Don't worry, My Lord. We have studied the situation very carefully

and everything is ready.

We can't lose any more time.

So then, we will begin bringing in the materials in four days.

Come on! Don't get temperamental.

You better tell us Granddad or I will break your arm.

You are really in for it now bastard. Get that axe!

You are going to get it, you old bastard.

We will start with your fingers.

And then up to your breast. Oh, you are going to suffer now.

- Are you OK, Grandpa? - I'm fine.

What have you been up to?

I told you, there's no need to test her?

Now do you believe how good my granddaughter is?

Not bad, not bad.

Come and say hello to Uncle Dragon.

Uncle Dragon is a real big man in this part of the country.

Well, that is what they tell me.

Now look, this is a matter that concerns everybody, right?

Believe me, it is something that is important to the whole country, our people.

This is the map of inner Mongolia and here is the city of Kaal.

The ruler of the city is Lord Youda.

He's got some information from the Japanese,

but he's scared to death of them.

He wants us to fly him down to Canton...

Then he will pass us the information. After that...

Now look, it is for the good of the country. Don't get angry.

I'm not angry.

But you always make things so complicated.

Just tell me where to go.

- So, when do I set out? - In the morning.

At day break, you will fly to the city of Kaal.

Then you will meet up with our agent, Sky 001.

But how will I know this... Sky guy.

Just a sec. Hey!

He will be wearing this watch.

Cute.

- Release him. - Yes Sir.

Tasty bird, and it comes with a free gift too.

Bye.

There is a Chinese plane up ahead.

- Shoot it down. - Right.

Have you seen him?

Out with it. Have you seen him?

Talk now!

You have seen him, huh?

Asshole! I bet you all you got.

You are on pal. Come on.

- Yours is heavier. - Yeah, that's right.

Long range vision.

And look, a light with the battery.

And here, the latest America toy.

- What's that? - It is a yo-yo.

- Never seen one of those? - A yo-yo, huh.

We are even.

And now...

It was loaded!

Here, use this one.

- This one. - Be my guest.

Look, it's gone.

I'll go and get it.

- You better not run out on me. - I'm no crook.

Just a sec, I'll be right back.

Hey wait! Out of the way.

Who are you?

You must have the wrong guy.

It does look a little like me.

- That will teach him. - Stop!

What man dares to make trouble in the city of Kaal?

Those three over there.

This ain't none of your business, missy!

Come on. Getting tired? Keep fighting.

Come on!

You stay out of it.

That was great. You are fantastic. Thanks for coming to my rescue.

That will teach you tubby!

He got our money. She beat on you and now we look like assholes.

Look, you are not being reasonable.

What? I am not being reasonable?

You started it by beating up on him.

But he ran out with our money. He had it coming.

Well you are not wrong there.

That is bullshit. We gambled and I won.

You're not wrong there.

But he cheated.

Then you're to blame.

It was dice. He threw two. I threw six.

- So I win, right? - Right.

- He threw five, I threw six. I won again. - That's right.

He threw six, I threw seven. I won it all.

That's wrong.

The highest number is six pal!

You are a cheater.

Hold on, now they said that you cheated them.

That means that you are wrong. And if you are wrong, then they are right.

If I helped you, then I was wrong.

Yes, completely wrong.

If someone was wrong and you helped them, then you are wrong.

- Am I right? - That's right.

I tried to cheat, but I was wrong. But you helped me, so you were right.

Right.

No, no, no, no. Let me think about this...

You cheated, you're wrong. I helped you, I'm right.

But you cheated so you are right. Right?

He took the money so he's right and you're right and he's right and I am right.

It's so confusing. I quit!

Hey guys, let's go get a drink huh?

Have you ever heard of the word peace?

Maybe it is not in your dictionary?

I think it is a good word.

You look like really nice guys.

I will be seeing ya. See you later. Bye!

If it makes you feel better, go ahead!

Hey, hold it, guys.

Need a hand, Sky 001

You bet, can you take care of them?

Sure.

Be careful. Don't burn them!

Forget something?

Thank you for saving my life, lady.

- You want one? - Here is no time, Sky 001.

Sky 001.

Well, you know who I am now.

- What's next? - We save Youda.

Excuse me. Why would we do that?

Because it is your job. You get paid to find him. I get paid to fly him out.

Money? There is money in it?

Excuse me, you are trying to rescue Youda?

Maybe, what is it to you?

Oh, that would be just wonderful

Why is that?

You are...?

I am Sky 001.

Oh good. I am 003, he's 004. We are disguised as Japanese.

No wonder I didn't recognise you. I am the boss then so I will give orders.

- We're leaving. - Where to?

Didn't headquarters tell you? We're to go through Youda's jewellery.

His jewellery. Oh yes, of course.

- Lead the way. - Please.

It is close by, just around the corner.

Oh yeah.

Almost there.

We are almost there.

Don't move or I'll blow a hole in you.

Stand still or I will waste you.

You're Japanese? But you're mistaken. I'm not Sky 001.

We knew that much.

So there is no harm done then. I better get going. I will see you around.

Come on, can we talk it over.

Yes, let's talk it over, like cousins really.

You're coming with us. Move!

Much obliged.

Don't move!

Don't move.

Against the wall. Now!

No, let him go. Come on. Hurry!

Hey, why did you save me?

Because I'm Sky 001.

I just found it.

- Where are you taking us? - Lord Youda's palace.

I am sorry, I won't be able to make it.

You guys go ahead. I will see you later.

Hey!

No, let him go. If the Jap's get to the palace first...

Youda's cover will be blown all to hell.

It will be tougher to save him.

The tougher the better. I love a challenge.

Come on.

This way.

Thanks for saving my life.

But you saved me twice, so I still owe you one.

I've got a funny feeling I will be paying you back sooner.

There is one thing I don't get. Why did they send a girl?

To prove that you men are not so superior.

Come on.

Now for a test.

This is gas. It is the result of a joint experiment

between Japan and one of our most glori...

Ah General. He only entered the camp because his sheep went astray.

The container is small but it holds enough poison to kill ten.

His family depends on him for support.

Don't worry. It takes five seconds.

What? Five seconds?

If you want to test it, test it on a dog.

- General, it is that lethal? - Absolutely, you will soon see.

I can't watch this.

Come on.

Hey, careful.

Don't be afraid, I'll give you a chance.

If you can hold your breath for five seconds, you can go.

One... two...

three... four...

I'll kill him.

Wait, you forgot about Youda.

Right, you go find him.

I'll stand guard here.

You got it.

Hey, I still owe you one, and if you get yourself killed, how will I pay you back?

Congratulations.

With this new gas, our Army will be invincible.

Even without it, we are still invincible.

We can't waste any more time.

General, General!

General, General!

There is a Chinese girl here, she is looking for Youda.

Youda is...

Find him.

Who are you?

You are pretty nervous. You must be Youda.

- What are you? - An ally.

That is Sky 001. We are trying to rescue you.

I will get the door.

Wait, you are going to get me into trouble. You better hide.

Why should I hide?

If you don't hide, I'll...

Lord Youda! Lord Youda!

Not so loud.

Are you decent?

I'm no exhibitionist!

There's a girl looking for you.

- I know. - How do you know?

I thought it was you.

You finally noticed me.

Lord Youda...

Now be serious. That Chinese girl has come to rescue you.

You bad boy, you should have told me.

I don't even have enough time to pack anything.

What do you mean?

Who are you kidding? The last time you were at the temple,

I saw you talking to Sky 001.

You promised if I didn't say anything to dad,

you would take me with you. And I didn't say anything.

Liar.

You have changed your mind. Well I am going to tell him.

No! Chin-chin!

It's my dad, what should I do?

He will kill me. He will kill me.

Oh my God!

What took you so long to answer? You made me anxious my Lord.

I was just bathing. I didn't hear you.

A woman entered the grounds. She must be hiding somewhere.

I was bathing. I didn't see anyone.

I better search the room my Lord, for your safety.

Hey, that's your daughter in there.

There was a spider.

- Who the hell are you? - A Chinese girl.

Chinese are not welcome in our city.

Really? Well if that is the case, I better leave.

Not so fast!

Lord Youda.

Better be careful.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

If you want to help me escape, then you better stop your dad.

You have to take me with you.

Alright, alright. I will meet you at the temple later.

I've got her!

Are you all right? You are not bleeding are you?

I'll help you, Dad.

You take Youda out of here. I'll take care of my Dad.

OK.

- He didn't hurt you. - Let go my Lord.

- Kick me. Hurry! - Sure.

Come on.

Hurry!

In here. In here.

I am just a tramp. I wonder around. I am not a spy.

Why did China send you here?

Pardon me, what is all this about China?

China never sent me here. It is a mistake.

General, shall we test the new weapon?

- Proceed. - Go.

I remember now, China sent me here to do a little scouting.

I mean, for trading.

Not to find out about new weapons. Especially not poison gas.

Why Sir?

Now I can get out of here.

Should I save him?

But it is so risky.

But he looks like a pretty good fighter. I guess I can go.

But then he will call me a coward. I will stay.

You're just in time to rescue him.

I knew it.

Now we are even, right?

- Let's get out of here! - Come on.

So, what are you trying to say?

I rule the city of Kaal.

The Japanese want to build a poisonous gas plant here.

They are developing a new weapon and I was going to give him the plans for it.

Since he is a Chinese spy.

To show their appreciation, the Chinese promised to send a plane

to take me some place safe.

As for her, she is a Chinese pilot. She is supposed to fly me out.

And you... You are a...

Hey, who are you?

Me?

I am a hero. I have been trying to chase after Japanese invaders.

Helping to unite the Chinese people, giving them strength.

Working for the future. Fighting for world peace.

- And all that stuff. - He is a patriot.

He is crazy!

What? What is wrong with peace?

We all have the same goal. Saving this country.

If you are going to fight, I will fight with you.

- We'll fight together. - Great, but how?

Your airplane.

It's out of fuel.

What? Why is that?

On my way here, it was hit by the Japanese so it's empty.

Look, we will get fuel. I know where there is tons of it. The Jap's camp.

- Yeah, yeah. - Oh good.

Yeah. We will get the fuel and come back here.

Well, I hope you have a good trip.

What are you talking about? Come on, why aren't you going with us?

I'm staying here to get rid of Toga.

Once he is out of the way, I will destroy the gas plant.

You go on. I will see you soon, I promise.

How will you take down Toga? He's got so many men.

At worst, I will die with him.

Listen, he goes back to that camp every night. I have got to try it.

Right, that settles it. We can do it all tonight.

We will kill Toga, then steal the fuel, right?

You bet. Just one thing. How do we escape?

We will think of something. Let's get going.

- You really would help me? - We'll help each other.

We help you kill Toga, you help us get the fuel.

It is a deal.

Thanks a lot.

Hold it.

You two are lovers.

So it is part business and part pleasure with you.

And you two, you will be lovers sooner or later so you have a personal stake in this too.

But I have no one. Tell me now, if things get dicey, are you going to run out on me?

Don't worry. We're in this together.

So, whatever happens to us, we are all sticking together, right?

That's right.

What do you want?

My dad has told me to keep a close eye on you guys.

Let me look inside.

Sorry miss, no one is allowed in without the Generals say so.

- Where's the fuel stored? - Only the captain knows.

- I'll ask him. - I'll ask him.

You get him here.

Captain.

They're trying to steal the fuel.

- Where's the fuel? - The barrels with the red line.

- I'll get Youda. - Wait, where's Toga?

He is not here yet.

Come on, hurry up would you!

Where is he?

Hurry up!

Idiot. We said we would kill Toga first.

Calm down. We are flexible. We will just get the fuel first.

No way.

Stop!

I will shoot you, I swear.

- Toga first. - What are you doing?

Never point a piece at your friends.

Huh, fine by me. This man is no friend of mine.

- You... - One false move and I will plug you.

This is for your own good.

What are you doing?

Be careful, he's crazy. Let's get going. You watch him.

Oh come on, don't be stubborn girl.

All right fine, we will take a vote.

- Do you want to do this? - Of course I do.

- And you? - I want to be with him.

How about you?

My job is to get Youda out of here.

Meeting's over. Let's go.

Didn't I say it was the perfect trap.

Lock them up.

Dad, don't shoot! They kidnapped me.

- I wouldn't. - Don't shoot.

Move and I shoot her.

Chin-chin!

Hold your fire!

The lighter!

Better start the Jeep.

Get out!

Come on, hurry up!

Get out of here.

Can't we take him with us?

No!

A Japanese officer will never surrender.

Put him in the Jeep!

No! I must kill him right now.

Did you hear that?

- You are going to hell. - Don't be a fool.

Come on!

- Are you all right? - I'm fine.

Look Lady, forget about your boyfriend.

Butt out.

- I'll distract them. - Be careful.

Shit!

- Come on. - OK.

We made it!

We came back for you.

I told you we wouldn't leave you.

- Are you all right? - Never better.

Anyone need a ride?

Jump!

- Well, there goes our plan. - Yeah.

The imperial Japanese army is here to help us develop this beautiful city of ours.

To have only our best interests at heart.

They wish to build a new chemical plant.

It will mean more commerce and a better life for all.

We must show our appreciation. The Japanese are our friends.

And we must give them our full co-operation.

Hey, do you realise I still don't know your name.

She is Ming Ming Fu.

Her grandfather is a legendary fighter. Once he beat 10 men single-handedly.

Ten years ago, her father was murdered.

Ambushed by a corrupt cop during an investigation.

The cop was Geung Cheu Lam's Lieutenant.

How do you know all that? Are you a spy?

I am a smart guy, not like you.

Don't interrupt your elders. Now let me finish.

She chased Cheu and the cop for years. Two years ago, she got her revenge.

And now?

Now she doesn't even have a boyfriend.

She is a regular tom boy. She even dresses up like a man.

She is real tough. Boots, leather jacket.

She says she hates me.

I never said that.

Oh, you are changing your tune.

Look nosy. Change the subject. Leave her alone.

What is this? Trying to be a hero?

I'm more of a hero than you. You are a born loser.

- What do you mean? - When you were five both of your parents died.

Since then you have been on your own. To survive, you have had to cheat and steal.

Even from the people who fed and sheltered you.

You have made a lot of enemies and you have been on the run for years with nowhere to go.

- Pretty close? - How did you know?

With guys like you, it is always the same old story.

And you are special?

Yeah, a lot more special.

I've been a spy for years. Sky 001 is just my code name.

My real name is Lilly Wang.

Your name is Lilly? That is a girl's name.

Don't make fun. It is not that bad.

Not that bad. It is so gay!

Shh. Let him finish.

When I was six, a bandit adopted me.

And then you rebelled against him and wiped out your step-father's syndicate.

But your conscience wouldn't let you send him to prison.

Now he is a successful accountant in Hong Kong.

Deep down you always wanted to be a doctor...

Hey, don't give up hope. You are going to be executed, then reincarnated.

You can start again.

After that, the head of the secret service rewarded you for your courageousness

and you became a secret agent.

You started as the lowest and in two years because the top agent.

Don't ask me how I know that. Grandpa has such old fashioned ideas. He is a man of principals.

If he thought I was giving away secrets, he would come after me with a stick.

How touching and sweet. Ones life is a comedy, the other a tragedy.

You were born for each other.

If you live to get married, you will have a son and a daughter.

You can call the boy grumpy and the girl happy. Isn't that a great idea.

If you have a third child, call him laughing boy, after his uncle.

Hey, it looks like someone doesn't like our conversation.

We decree. It is now law. Whoever doesn't co-operate with

the Japanese army will be executed.

For the good of the country. I am sure you all see that as fair.

Super fair. It is very reasonable. I agree with everything.

So I am going to betray them. I know all their secrets.

Come here and I will tell you.

Closer.

Out with it.

Your breath would kill a horse. You have been eating garlic.

General, you better summon Lord Youda.

- Youda! - Huh?

General Toga.

It is execution time.

Read this and you will live.

I, Lord Youda, ruler of this City, declare that these three people are to be executed.

They have attempted to sabotage peace and order in United East Asia.

Hail to the Imperial Japanese...

To hell with them!

I, Lord Youda, ruler of this City, declare that these three people are to be executed.

Chin-chin, Chin-chin.

Lord Youda.

Everything's OK. You will be alright soon.

What about the others?

They are gone, they got away.

But how?

- I freed them. - The Japanese agreed?

Of course not, so I gave them hell.

I stood up and said to them...

I said to those jerks. I am the ruler of the city of Kaal.

You set them free. If you don't, I'll kick your asses out.

The Japs were so impressed, they let them go.

Really?

I could never lie to you, never!

They are all so nice. I hope they get home safely.

Don't think about it. Get some rest, OK.

I, Lord Youda, ruler of this City, declare that these three people be executed.

They have attempted to sabotage peace and order in...

I won't do it.

Don't talk me out of it. They almost killed your daughter. Don't you care!

But the Japs have got modern guns. What can we do against those?

I don't care! I have to save them.

It's too dangerous. You are risking your own life.

Even if you try, you still cannot save them, so why risk it?

If they were really your friends, they wouldn't want you to die for them.

My Lord, you must think of us.

Archers. Ready?

All is ready, my Lord.

I, Lord of this city... Youda...

declare the following...

These people are innocent.

I order them released.

Whoever attempts to destroy the good relations between Japan and the city of Kaal

commits an offence.

Though Lord Youda is governor of this city. He is as guilty as the others.

And must be subject to the same punishment.

All men should be equal and so to be just

to Lord Youda. I now sentence him to be executed with the other prisoners.

Well, there goes the neighbourhood.

Ready!

One...

Two...

You cannot kill Youda!

Ready!

One, two...

No! You can't kill Youda!

- No! - Five...

- No! You cannot kill Youda! - Chin-chin!

Stop!

Dad!

Chin-chin!

No more delays.

Archers! Ready?

One...

Fire!

Fire!

Fire now!

Break free!

Release Lord Youda.

How can you fight the Japanese with these?

They are thirty years old. I don't like our chances. But hey, maybe they won't come back.

I want to avenge my father.

The Japs ain't through yet. They will come back and destroy the city.

If I were you, I would run.

What? You think I am a coward?

I will kill them all. I will eat them for lunch.

Make sure you leave some for the rest of us.

Lord Youda, what are your orders?

I am going to address the whole city.

I...

Lord of the City of Kaal...

Youda, call on every citizen. We must defend this city. I declare war!

- Yes, war! - War!

War! War! War...

Come on, let's go. Move it!

War! War! War!

Fire!

Go on!

- I am going. Good luck! - Thanks.

Charge!

Quick, they're coming!

Hurry! One, two, three...

Come on, hurry up! Fire!

Knock the gate down!

And another one.

They're bombing the gate! Jump!

Charge!

Spread out!

Move out!

- Charge! - Charge!

Move it!

You traitor!

- No sign of them, sir. - Keep looking. They are here.

Yes, sir.

Nobody is here Sir.

They have to be here. Find them!

Up here, you bastard!

Let 'em have it.

Retreat! Hurry!

Hurry! Hurry!

Come on, get out of here.

Nice watch.

What are you doing?

Nothing, Sir!

If you have any guts, come get me!

Come on after him.

Hey!

Hey, come on! Free shot.

Hold your fire. Wait!

They're all dead!

They're all dead!

Come on. Get them out of there, come on!

- Are they all dead? - Yes.

Let's go.

Move.

Got you.

General, they have too much firing power. We must retreat.

Coward! I will make an example out of you! Get back to the fight.

- Yes Sir. - Follow me.

Get them!

Take these guns.

- How's it going? - Fine.

Put down your guns and surrender. Or we will kill every one of them.

Mum! Mum! No!

Mum... mum.

Surrender now or more people will die.

I surrender, I surrender. Don't kill my people.

Put down your weapons. I surrender.

You too.

No my Lord, you can't surrender.

Duck! Bastards!

Die you Japanese. Die! Die!

Don't, or we will be just as bad as they are.

Go now! Go back to your emperor. Tell him we are peaceful people.

And that the aggressor will always be the loser.

Now listen. Listen closely. This is a warning.

A great army is on its way here.

An army that never surrenders and always wins.

If you continue resisting, you will all be killed.

The Imperial Japanese Army is invincible.

I'm sorry Sir.

What went wrong?

- We did our best but... - What went wrong!

The people of Kaal would rather fight for the city than surrender it to us, Sir.

Hey, what a waste!

He was beautiful. Now it's gone.

Only the buildings. The people of Kaal are still here.

You are right. You can rebuild your city.

Well that is it. I guess our mission was successful. I am going on vacation.

Here is an idea. Why don't I give you a lift in my plane.

Hey, are you flying back to China?

Do you mind if I hitch a ride.

Sorry, I've only got room for two.

- Really? - Yes.

Tell you what. How does the cargo hold sound to you?

That is perfect. Fantastic!

That is just great.

This city is of no use to us now. Fall back!

Yes Sir!