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Do I look different?

Could people see it on my face that I am no longer a virgin?

That I am now a woman?

What? What the?

Uh, did Ralph stop by?

Uh -huh.

I'm hoping he was a perfect gentleman.

Oh, he was.

I like your friends.

Well, he did have only good things to say about you.

You read me the right act for not teaching you what a wrench is, though.

Oh.

Is that a new perfume?

Um, no.

You seem different.

Well, maybe it's just, you know, the fun I've been getting with Sarah.

Color.

Maybe.

Um, did you want to talk about anything else?

No. No, not really.

I was just thinking.

How lucky I am to have you.

And that things between your mom and I are not good.

Oh, really?

I have a feeling we're going to be filing for divorce.

Oh my god, I did not know that.

Really? You haven't noticed your mom is never around?

Lately?

I guess not.

Yeah, so just, I don't want to lose you.

Oh, you won't.

All right.

I got stuff I got to go do, kiddo.

But you behave.

Okay, Dad.

Ashley, you home already?

No, it's me.

Is Ashley not here?

No, she went to the movies with her cousin.

Oh.

Freddie and I broke up.

I don't know when I broke it off, but it was my first one, you know?

Yeah, yeah, I get that.

Did you want to talk about it?

Thank you, sir.

Please, call me Joseph.

Okay, Joseph.

So, what happened?

Well, I guess I told him that, you know, because we're going to different

colleges, it was the right thing to do, you know, and it was fine at first,

until I got home and started crying, and I thought I would come talk to my best

friend.

She'll be home in like an hour or so.

You know, I'm really glad you're here, though.

You've always been, like, so supportive.

I'm just being a dad.

Ashley is so lucky to have you.

You know, a lot of the girls, like, talk about how cute you are.

Ashley did.

that you have kind of a crush on me.

She did?

No, I'm not mad. Don't worry.

Okay, good.

Well, I mean, she's not lying.

And it's totally normal.

Normal? Yeah, to have a crush on your friend's dad. I had a crush on my best

friend's mom.

Well, do you have a crush on me?

That is not an appropriate question for me to answer. Why? We're both adults

here.

Farrah.

Why?

You don't like me?

Um...

What's the matter?

I'm married, Sarah.

Oh?

So I have a wife.

And I'm your best friend's stepdad.

I mean, you've been flirting with me this whole time, haven't you?

And, I mean, you brought me up here.

You're a sweet girl.

Aren't you just a little bit curious?

It's just a lot.

I mean, my wife is leaving me.

I could never imagine leaving a guy like you.

Yeah, but I should have done better.

I should have been a better husband.

You have nothing.

to feel guilty for

Are we moving too fast?

Mm -mm. Not fast enough.

yeah i can definitely do that

Thank you.

It feels really good.

My ex -boyfriend would never do this.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes

Oh yeah.

Excuse me.

I think it's my turn.

I think

I want to return the favor.

Really?

I'm okay with that.

Thank you.

you

Nope.

That's totally fine with me.

Huh.

That is so good.

Wow.

I wonder what it feels like. My pretty pink

tie little pussy.

Have you ever thought about that?

Imagining what my pussy feels like.

Dad?

Oh, fuck no.

Yes,

yes.

Thank you, honey.

Yes.

My, my Lucy.

Yes.

And that's it.

What was that? Oh, you're going back in my mouth.

See, all you gotta do is ask.

That is... Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Are you ready? Yes.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

What? Yes.

All because of you.

Thank you.

You're an adventurer, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

I'm going to mark everything off my bucket list with you.

Oh, God,

no. My pussy's not done right now.

Yes.

Yeah, she's my buddy, yes.

fucking day.

around you.

Jump in the shower before Ashley gets back. Okay.

I can't believe she's

fucking doing that.

Oh, my God. Why?

Why is she the fucking bitch? Who is she? Who is she? I'm fucking Sarah.

Sarah. I'm always the fucking hot one. No, bitch. Fuck you.

Joe!