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What are you doing?

Dude, this is my bathroom. The guest bathroom's downstairs.

Is that my phone?

Oh my god, are you like a serial killer or something?

Because I'm your cousin, that's really bad.

Well...

You can't just masturbate to me.

You can't just masturbate to my... You can't steal my phone!

Because it's, like, super creepy.

Hey, don't you even... It was not an accident, okay?

Your dick is fully out with my phone.

Is that why you go out of the pool so fast?

Did you have a boner?

at me because we're, like, related.

Well, if you don't want me to tell anybody, you're gonna have to do

for me.

I would not raise your voice to me because our moms are downstairs right

making lasagna and drinking rosé and you don't want to spoil their nice evening

by me telling them that you were up here drinking with me, do you?

I don't think so.

Well, I don't know.

What can you do me?

No.

Okay. Look, tonight after dinner, you're going to take me out in your car and

we're going to pick up my girlfriends and you're going to buy us weed.

If you're lucky, you can get all of the stones and we can have a good time.

And I won't tell everyone about how you're such a creepy psycho.

Oh, do you want me to tell your mom?

Oh, because I can tell your mom. I'm sure she's going to put you in, like,

therapy or, like, jail or something.

Well, it's settled then.

Wow, you're, like, such a pervert.

I don't know.

You always hear about perverts, but you never like meet them in person.

You're my cousin.

I hope it's not genetic.

I'm not blushing.

I'm not.

Yeah, well, maybe it's because I'm embarrassed because I just saw my

dick.

Maybe I'm embarrassed because I knew he was, like, having a boner in the pool

with me. I thought we were just having a swim.

I thought when you jumped me under the water.

Big fucking boner.

It's really bad.

I was not flirting with you.

That is so... I was not.

Let me have a shower.

I don't know. You don't have to, girl.

If you don't want to.

You're a pervert.

Yeah, you are.

I saw you watching me while I was swimming.

Touching your dick under the water.

Didn't.

And I'll take it.

What were you thinking about doing?

You're telling us that you're a master of meaning.

Did he do that a lot?

Thank you, cousin.

You're lucky I'm not gonna tell your mom.

I don't think she'd like it if she knew what you're doing.

And you still have to buy me and my friends weed.

That gets me so fucking horny, watching you drink that c -