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Oh, my God.

Mom, I'm so excited.

This guy is so cute. Like, it's going to be the best date ever.

I know. I'm just so... I thought this day would never come.

I mean, I'm not going to cry. I think you don't. Let me help you with this.

Thank you.

So, do you think I look okay?

Perfect. Okay.

You know, isn't it just what all the kids are wearing these days, isn't it?

Yes. I mean, I'm just saying that not because, you know, flowers.

Yeah, I know you love flowers.

Me too.

Oh, my God.

I think we're ready. All right. We're going to wait for you downstairs, okay?

Thanks, Mom.

I love you.

I think I'm going to cry.

Okay. I'm going to talk to your father, though, okay? All right.

I don't know who's more nervous, me or her.

She'll be fine. She's excited, actually.

She's got all of her hopes up on this.

She looks perfect.

Do we have the camera?

Yeah. Cool job.

Brand new card.

Who could we call in right now?

Go find out.

Hello? Hi, yes, she's all ready.

What?

She's going to be so disappointed.

I understand.

Thank you for calling.

Okay, bye -bye.

What was that?

That was her date.

Uh -huh.

And he cancelled.

Oh, Christ.

He's going to be so heartbroken.

Oh, God.

I don't know what to do.

We need to salvage this.

Can we find her another date, quick?

What about the next door neighbour's kid?

I mean, they're a little goofy, but anything right now, right?

That's a good idea, but I'm thinking a little closer to home.

Actually, he's not. He's not even there. He's away for the weekend. I spoke to

his dad the other day.

Well, here's the thing.

She kind of has a tiny little crush on you.

On me? So what we can do is have a father -daughter date. They're

completely innocent.

They do it all the time. It's going to be great.

I don't know.

It's going to be a great example of how she should be able to be treated and she

needs to know something to put it on a level for her. She's got a crush on me.

That's kind of strange.

Just... I mean that she's just not gonna feel creeped... I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, I don't feel comfortable like that. I mean... Are you

sure? We have to do something.

I know I have to do something, but maybe not that. I mean...

There could be a good segue because I'm not going to go in her and tell her that

she doesn't want candles. So you want me to go and tell her? But then you're

going to segue and transition and then present.

Oh, yes, a good ASA. By the way, you've lost your date, but I'm going to be your

date.

All right. You'll find the perfect way to deliver it. I trust you.

I don't trust me. All right, I'll try.

I'm not confident, but I'll try.

Thank you. All right.

My poor baby girl.

Come in.

Hi, Jane. Hi, Marcus.

Yeah, no problem.

I'll take a seat next to you. Yeah.

Your date?

Yeah, what about it?

Well, he just called. He cancelled.

I gather he must have had something big come up, something that was very

important, though.

He cancelled?

Yeah. I'm sorry, Jane.

But, look, we could go and do something.

You and me.

Like, I could go get ice cream together.

I mean... I don't know.

Why?

I just... We'll have a kind of bar the door thing.

You'll have a good time, I promise.

But, Marcus...

You're not my dad. You're just my stepdad.

Well, then even better.

Huh?

What's any different?

Look, I'll take you out. We'll go get some ice cream.

Maybe we'll go to the fair too.

Come on, it'll be a lot more fun.

All right. It does sound fun. See?

Told you. All right. All right. When you get yourself ready, we'll go.

Okay. Cool?

You say yes?

Yeah.

You're welcome.

I love ice cream in the sunshine. It's wonderful.

It is.

all over your dress. I know, but I love the cone.

Oh, okay. The cone is my favorite side of the ice cream.

I used to love sucking the stuff out of the cone. Me too. Remember? A little

strawberry? Yeah. You used to do that? I love that. I did.

Easy. We can get a spill here.

Thank you. That's good.

Yeah.

Oh, these are silly.

See?

I just don't like that, the outer.

Right.

I love it.

It was, um, interesting.

We need to talk.

What?

You remember you said that she had this little crush on me, right?

Yeah, no big deal.

Well, it's a big one.

She said that before she goes to college, she wants her sex.

That's not the worst part.

She wanted to be with me.

Yeah, yeah, I know, don't... Yeah, I know, don't heave.

Okay.

Do you think I was next? I can handle this. I was very shocked. You know, I

can... Obviously that's not going to happen.

Well... It's just not. Right.

Well, you know like those family down the street that you know, let the kids

have the party because they were supervising it.

So maybe, you know, it's going to be safe when we supervise it. Do it here?

Oh God.

Would you rather her do it at one of the frat parties and she gets donated? Oh

my God.

No, I'd rather she doesn't do it at all. Like just plays the Virgin forever.

That would be nice.

Oh, come on.

We can't do this.

I can't do this.

In front of you?

Oh, shit.

Well, I mean, I could teach her some things. What?

Listen, I know you're thinking about your college days, but please, can we

not go there? Do you want to do it here?

On the couch?

Yeah, it's got, you know, it's got... Oh, wonderful.

Oh, God.

I... Do.

Well, I'll tell you what, if you're curious about this, then, um... I don't

what I'm doing.

You can talk to her about this. Okay, that's fair. I'm going. That's fair.

That's fair. Well, she's in her room. You... That's fair.

Okay. I'm going to be happy. You want to talk? I'm going to go.

That's fair.

Yeah, it's fair. You... Good luck with that.

I'm off.

What have you gotten yourself into?

Jane, darling?

Can you come out here, please?

Have a seat.

Am I in trouble?

No, no, no.

It's fine.

Just have a seat and tell me all about your date.

It was good.

I really like Marcus.

Yeah. Yes.

He told me a few things.

You guys discussed up there.

What did he say? Don't worry at all.

It's just about your wanting to experience things before going off to

It's supposed to be a private conversation.

Don't worry. Don't be embarrassed. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I mean, it's really, you know, it's smart. We discussed and we agreed

that it would be supervised, safe, you know.

So you don't have to ruin your first time on a bad time.

Seriously.

Yeah, we talked about it. So you're okay with me having

sex with Marcus, your husband?

He'd be able to pass on some of his knowledge and experience to you. Yeah.

Oh, you're really the best mom ever. You're so chill.

Me? Yeah.

Oh, God. Okay.

Well, we'll just get ready then.

I'll go get this camera, okay? Okay.

All right.

All right. I knew this would come handy.

Oh my god, it's recording. Yeah, you ready?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Let's get... Comfortable. Get you comfy here, huh? Okay.

So,

are you ready?

Nervous or anything? Maybe I'm a little bit nervous.

Oh, don't worry.

Nothing to worry about. It's going to be okay.

And that's why we're doing it here, huh?

I think I have, like, a question.

What?

Hmm?

I don't know what it was.

I just, I feel like, I don't know. I feel like.

It's nothing to worry about. That's why we're doing it here so it's safe.

Yeah, you're right.

Of course. You're going to have fun. It's going to be so much fun. I know.

just happy you're going to be here with me.

Aw.

Mother -daughter moment.

It's like bonding.

Yeah,

I love Marcus.

You're both amazing. It's going to make us a better family.

I know.

I'm really excited for that.

Yep. So you think we should call him in now?

Yeah. Okay.

Marcus? Yeah?

You ready?

I'll have a wee.

Hi, Daddy.

Hello, Mom.

That's my little angel.

Okay. You ready for this?

Yeah. Okay.

I've been wanting it.

Okay, then.

Put it in my throat.

Well, then don't put it in your throat then.

But I want it. Okay, then just put it in your throat then.

You can talk to other kids anything these days, can't you?

They gotta learn it on their own. Yes, they do.

Oh, my.

What? I didn't teach her that.

I don't know where she gets it from.

I blame that friend of hers.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, wow.

All over the couch.

He got discarded.

Oh, my God.

Now,

would you be better on the... Would you prefer to be down there, make it easy

for yourself?

Just a, you know, just a thought.

And I know Beth, but, you know, I've done this a few times.

Oh, that's good, too.

She's kind of soft, isn't she?

You know, I'm going to be doing laundry anyway.

Yes, you are. Oh, my goodness.

Cat's got the cream there.

Oh, my God.

This is amazing.

Pretty amazing.

Wow. Wow.

Holy... Yes.

Daddy?

Can I ask something of you?

Yeah. Can you just fuck my face?

Can I what? Okay. I mean, I guess so. I want it.

Okay.

You can't blame her.

I don't know. I guess I can't.

I guess you like that then. Yes.

Fuck.

Now there's no need to dress me.

Kids.

My goodness, what?

She's definitely your daughter.

Remember, we're all... Really? I'm my mom's daughter? Oh, don't forget the

camera. Remember, we're recording your first time.

Hi, camera.

I mean... She's very cute.

I mean, we can't play this at the family reunions or anything. No, no, no. This

is just for family viewing only. I just can't wait to watch it later in life.

Yeah. And remember my first time.

By yourself.

Oh, you get carried away, don't you?

Oh,

you do take off your mother.

Yeah. Yes.

She likes to deep throat your cock, too.

Yeah, you could say that.

And the balls. I told you she was home that time. You have balls?

Of course I have balls.

them out? Of course I can take them out. Yeah, I'm already going to have to take

that out all the time. I know, she's making a right on me. Oh, look at all

blowjob spit.

I love blowjob spit because it's so thick.

I remember she used to play with Barbie dolls now that she's got... Don't make

it weird.

No, it's not weird at all.

Oh, yeah, I like that. She's doing the balls thing. Look at that.

There we go, yep. Never forget about the balls, ever.

It's a shame.

She didn't teach me anything.

No?

I... Where's that go?

Oh, my God. Don't drop any.

Holy...

She's got it. I have no words.

Well,

I think you've got him warmed up.

I need to get you warmed up.

Is it time to lose my virginity?

Yeah, I think, yeah.

You look on like a present, right?

Me too.

Let's do it. Let me get rid of this.

Oh my God.

I'm so happy that you're here with me.

I'm very happy that I can do this for you.

Such a beautiful nuance.

Oh my God.

Oh, please go slow. I am going to go very slow, don't worry. Oh my God.

Oh, I'm just staring into the camera.

Oh my God. Don't forget, you look too.

Oh my

god

Fuck. Yes.

Oh my god. Yes.

Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Well, you will be scared tomorrow, just fair warning.

Oh, probably even later.

Maybe.

Very tight one. Oh, yes.

Very tight.

Oh, Daddy, look into the camera.

I want to remember this.

Yeah, well, we will. We've got the camera. I think you're not going to

when you see that. I want you to look at it. And I want you to tell my future

self how much you enjoy my tight little young pussy.

Oh, my God, yes.

and she rode a horse. She had a fine expression.

You know, it's been said that girls lost their hymen from horse riding.

Wow.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, Daddy.

Yes, Daddy. Thank you. Thank you for doing this for me. Oh,

yes.

I'll keep stroking you, please.

I'll keep petting you.

Yes.

Yeah, you're doing that wonderful.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, for the camera.

Oh, yeah, for the camera.

Oh, my gosh. Yes, Daddy.

Oh, yes.

You're such a bad girl.

You're such a bad girl.

Oh, my God.

You got me.

She's a little live one, isn't she?

Well, she didn't know this is my really expensive lipstick. It's an 18 -year.

Yeah, I guess. Yes,

I like that.

Oh my God, please don't stop. Please, please, please don't stop. Don't fight

Oh, fuck.

Oh, don't stop. Yes, keep going. Oh my God, that was amazing.

Yes, of course.

Oh, Mommy, please play with my hair.

I don't want to feel connected to you, too.

Well... Oh, you're connected, too. Don't worry about that.

She's so silly.

Keep looking at the camera.

Keep forgetting about that, don't you?

I just feel so good.

I know, I know.

But your eyes will be looking into

your own eyes.

That's so hot.

That's so good.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, my God. Please, Daddy.

She fits it all in there?

Yeah, she does.

Well,

you're relaxed again.

Yes, I am. Don't fall off.

Thank you so much.

Well, dear, we don't have all day.

The batteries will run out of the camera.

No, it took me faster.

We don't want the batteries to run out.

You're so funny.

I'm not trying to be funny. I know you're not. I'm being serious.

You just naturally are.

Was there anything else you wanted to try?

Yes, yes, yes.

What would that be?

What do you like? I want to be on top.

You want to be on top?

You sure you can handle that? I want to bounce.

Your mum bounces. Okay.

Come on then.

Here we go.

Oh, Daddy, you're so sweaty.

Be careful, Daddy. I don't want you to break anything.

Mummy will not be pleased.

Oh, I thought I was stuck in that pit.

Go that way.

Go that way. There you go.

Can we get a look in the camera too?

You guys are making it hot in here. It's hot in here, right?

Sorry, we haven't got amazing service yet. I know.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

I'm glad you got in here. Daddy, I know you guys are mad at me.

Oh, God.

You're an adult.

I think I'm enjoying this more than I should be.

Mean look at me and my nose piercing

Never forget the balls. That's going to be my one knowledge to you.

Oh dear,

what are you doing now?

Oh, she's getting very flash.

Are you rubbing that poofy too?

Yes, Daddy. Good, that's a good combo. Did you get another one, huh? That's a

good combo. She's going to get another one. I want to come. Please come to the

yard.

Such a bad girl. I love it.

Well, it's always good to know what you taste like. Did you want to... She's

lovely. Here, climb back on.

Get back on.

Get back on there.

That's a good girl.

I'm so hot back here.

I think I should make that little pussy squirt.

Should I make your little pussy squirt?

You've been wanting it, haven't you? I don't know if I can do it. Oh, yes you

can.

Yes you can. Straighten your legs.

Oh, thank God.

Put that all on the camera now. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. So nice.

She's so gentle.

Oh, cool.

Can't completely ruin her. I know. Oh,

my God. Mommy, look at the camera. Oh,

yeah. Her cheeks.

We love you.

Thank you guys for the experience.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to come on my face and my mouth. You want me to come on your face?

Yes, Daddy. First facial, first everything.

Remember, everything.

You're just like your mother.

Daddy, you tell me when you're going to come.

If it's just like me, then that means she's not going to want it in her eyes

either. Okay.

Well, maybe not that.

Oh, stop talking about your eyes. They make me want to come.

Oh, okay.

I need to get my mommy and I'll get her to come.

oh god you have that pretty little mouth oh wow

listen to that i think i think you

should jerk it off into your mouth i want to see you do that anyway yeah

no no no no no no no oh okay she knows what she wants doesn't she oh my god

gently gently getting old

Oh, he's one young whippet now.

All this you just did right now. Yeah, I know, but I've only got one of them a

month in me. Well, we don't need to go to the gym.

Like an ice cream. Lick it like an ice cream. Remember the day we'd lick an ice

cream?

Oh, my gosh, you're calm.

Oh, God.

Yep, you've got to get every last drop out of there.

And then make sure that...

Just lick it like that

Rotating up and down the shaft, huh?

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, that's good.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, that's so good.

Stroke it out of there, huh?

Nice and slow.

She's just right. Okay,

good.

You just lay back and take it yourself. You've done enough work.

Make sure you look in the camera.

Oh, I'll try, I'll try. Right, we all got it. Okay.

Yeah?

Do you feel it growing in your mouth?

You're taught better than that to talk with a mouthful.

You just keep stroking it now.

Yes, yeah, keep talking. Oh,

yeah, keep talking.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, I'm your little baby girl. Give me your fucking cunt.

Oh, keep stroking. Yes, daddy.

Keep stroking me.

Keep stroking.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Keep going.

Yes. Oh, I feel you shaking.

That was my first time, I better get an LDL. There we go.

Well,

welcome to being an adult.

What can I say?

I like it a lot.

I think I need my ice cream.

Wow.

Wow, that's not a family album.

Not holiday card appropriate.

Everyone say cheese.

Everyone say cheese.

That's crazy.

Well done, Angel.

You did a very good job.

Very good job.

I like that little boy cancelled now.

Wow.

Don't tell me. I'm good out of everything.

Silver lining in every cloud.

I think she's going to dinner somewhere.

Family dinner?

I would like pizza.

You deserve pizza, girl.

Don't you?

Yep, pizza it is.

Okay, well.

Okay, let's go get cleaned up then.