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Your mom's gonna make
gripple for dinner, you know.
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- We don't know that.
- Yes, we do.
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She hasn't made it in a month.
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It's coming.
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I can feel it.
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Okay, yes, my mom is a bad cook,
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and this weird family casserole
recipe is her worst one,
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but, honey, we've all
been pretending to like it
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for generations.
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Do you want to be the
one to tell her the truth?
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If you said I could, I
would tell her right now.
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Say it right to her face.
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Exactly. No one wants to.
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At least the girls don't have to eat it.
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Yeah.
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It was kind of sad dropping
them off at camp earlier.
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I know.
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A whole week with no
kids. What are we gonna do?
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Let's be naked! Like, the whole time!
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We are so doing that.
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Although, with the girls
out of town for a week,
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we should probably take the opportunity
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to repaint their rooms.
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Mm.
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Hey, maybe we should paint them naked.
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Oh, no.
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I painted naked in college once.
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It gets everywhere everywhere.
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And it burns.
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I couldn't have sex for two days.
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And was that a big deal for you in college
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- to go for two days?
- Um...
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Do you want it to not have been a big deal?
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I want you to have never had sex
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with any other person before me.
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Then it is so great that
that's exactly what happened!
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Okay everybody, look at me.
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- Hello, hello.
- Hello.
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Hello, hello.
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Smell that?
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It's gripple.
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Hear that?
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It's my taste buds committing suicide.
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Hello, hello!
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Hello, hello, Mom.
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Oliver.
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Hello, hello.
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Kelli.
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Hello, hello!
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Claire. We didn't see you out there.
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Really? I said hi.
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Maybe you couldn't see me
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through all the bags I'm carrying.
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I didn't realize you were
gonna be here tonight, Claire.
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I thought you did that
silly stretching thing
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on Monday nights.
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Oh, you mean yoga. Not anymore.
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My breathing was distracting
some of the other women.
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So, then I tried to hold
my breath, and I passed out.
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Well, Claire, if I'd known you were coming,
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I wouldn't have put peanuts in the gripple.
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Oh, that's okay. I won't eat.
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I'm used to skipping meals
because of my allergies.
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When I was a kid, my parents
cooked thai food a lot.
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Didn't they know you were allergic to nuts?
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They knew, but my mom always said,
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"the needs of the many outweigh
the needs of the Claire."
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Well, then I'll just throw
together a nut-free gripple.
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But don't feel bad about it, Claire,
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although it is your fault.
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You got the goods?
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I got you, Dad.
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Why are you encouraging him?
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It's not my fault the
man loves his scratchers.
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I mean, look at him. He's semi-retired.
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Let him have a little fun.
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It's not like he's snorting
cocaine off a stripper.
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Are those the only two options?
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Look at this. Huh?
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A winner right out of the gate, huh?
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A dollar!
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- Your sister's dead.
- What?
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She hasn't texted me back all day.
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So, you automatically assume she's dead?
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Yeah. Girls always text me back.
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Let me get this straight.
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You and Dani are dating again now,
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and you're upset because
she hasn't texted you back?
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Whoa, no. I didn't say I
was upset. I said she's dead.
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- But you are upset.
- Mm-hmm.
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I've never seen you
upset about a girl before.
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You really do... You're always like,
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"Dani's so hot. I like Dani.
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Claire is beautiful. Dani's awesome."
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Blake, let me ask you a question.
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Is Dani one of the first
things you think about
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when you wake up in the morning?
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Yeah, I guess.
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And when you go to sleep at night?
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Yeah, one of the last few things.
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Hate to tell you this,
buddy, but you're in love.
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Wait, what?
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Oliver, you got to get up here right now.
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- What's wrong?
- It's an emergency! Come!
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Hey, hey, hey. Look at this. Another one.
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A dollar! Another winner!
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The millennium falcon.
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- No!
- Yes!
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- No!
- Yes!
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- How?!
- I don't know!
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It must have got knocked
off the shelf or something.
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Look at it.
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Shattered into 1,000 pieces right there.
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Leticia.
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She must have done it
while she was cleaning.
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And probably walked all over
it and didn't even realize
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'cause of those big
hospital shoes she wears.
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Man, we spent an entire summer
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building the millennium falcon.
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6,000 pieces.
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I know. The summer of truce, man.
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That was the longest we
ever went without fighting.
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It was cool.
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Like we were friends more than brothers.
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That was probably my best summer, you know?
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I think that's the first
time we truly bonded.
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Dude, are you gonna cry?
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No, dude. I don't cry, okay?
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You sure? I could get you a tissue.
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Or a tampon.
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I mean, if you don't
want to use it right now,
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you can just put it in your purse.
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Son of a bitch!
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Hey, is that...
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Ooh, one of Louis' scratchers.
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These things are so stupid.
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No one ever wins.
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I know. They're such a scam.
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They say all the money goes to education.
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I'm not seeing it.
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We're gonna scratch it, right?
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Yeah, we are.
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Okay.
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Oh, there's a heart.
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Piggy bank.
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Mm. A diamond.
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Hey, another diamond.
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Hmm.
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- A coffin? That can't be good.
- Mm.
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Third diamond.
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Three diamonds means $2,000.
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Shut your face!
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That's a lot of money.
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Louis is gonna be so happy.
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We're gonna be so happy.
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You guys are way wrong, by the way.
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I'm not in love.
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Okay. Except that you are.
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No way. I do not fall in love.
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That's for puppies and old people.
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Oliver and I are in love.
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Right.
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Let me ask you this.
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Do you guys ever hang out
without getting physical?
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No. Never.
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Well, except this weekend,
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we did watch a movie in bed together,
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and we ended up falling asleep.
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But if we hadn't, totally
would have done it.
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What movie was it?
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I don't want to say.
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What movie?
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It was "Love Actually," okay?
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More like "in love actually."
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Ricky, you got a band-aid?
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I got a... I got lottery finger.
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Louis, have you taken
anything out of those drawers?
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No. Why? You missing something?
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I-I can help you find it.
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No, no, no. It's nothing. Nothing.
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Got to be here somewhere.
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Things don't just up and disappear.
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- Everything going okay, Ricky?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm just a little stressed, you know?
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I have to make not one but two gripples
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thanks to Claire's weak immune system.
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And I have a house full of people
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who are desperately
hungry for my famous dish.
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I don't need the thing
that I'm looking for.
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I just want it. It's no big deal.
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Doesn't happen to be a
band-aid in there anywhere?
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Okay. This shouldn't be so hard to fix.
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Easy breezy here. We got this.
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We can put this together
in like five minutes, right?
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Yeah. Let's make it
take a little bit longer.
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Kind of like being up
here away from everybody.
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It nice, isn't it?
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Yeah. It really is.
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Let's just hang out up
here for a while, man.
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Just pretend like it's 1990 again.
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Build some legos together,
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make jokes that imply
the other one is a woman.
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It'll be great.
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Oh. That's crazy. Claire just texted me.
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She said, apparently, you're
late for your ballet class.
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What's that about?
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We can keep it, right?
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They call it finders keepers for a reason.
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It's like a law.
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Totally. This is ours.
We just won $1,000 each.
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I know what I'm spending mine on.
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Me, too. Let's say it at
the same time and find out.
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- Okay, okay. Ready?
- Okay. Yeah.
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One, two, three.
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- That dress I've always wanted.
- Something for Jason.
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- What?
- What?
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Leticia, it's miss Ricky.
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No, no. The house is very clean, thank you.
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But that's not why I'm calling.
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Did you take something of mine
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from the desk drawer in the kitchen?
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You know what I'm talking
about! Where is it?!
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No, I'm not yelling. I'm not yelling.
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And I know that you are
at church with your family,
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but miss Ricky needs her smokes.
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You know this is all your fault, right?
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If you would have just let me
keep the falcon at my house,
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this never would have happened.
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Um, the reason why I didn't let you
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keep the falcon at your house
is 'cause I built most of it.
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Are you kidding me?
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This was all me.
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I built both turrets. Both turrets!
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That's detailed work, man.
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Meanwhile, you were just sitting there
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sticking on pre-assembled guns
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and reading those dirty magazines
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that you found in dad's closet.
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I guess I was the only one
interested in women back then.
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I was ten.
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Like a girl.
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What?!
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How can you be ten like a girl?
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Still your fault.
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It's not my fault, by the way.
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Whoa.
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Really?
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Oh! W-wait! Wait! I just
realized something.
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What?
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You throw like a girl.
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Do I tackle like a girl?
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Ohh!
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Why aren't you texting me back?!
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Dropped my phone by accident.
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Slippery little sucker.
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Carry on.
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So, anyway, the dress has an empire waist,
262
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,337
and it's this gorgeous liberty print,
263
00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:56,622
and the skirt is cut on a bias.
264
00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:00,293
I don't know what any of that
means, but they sound great.
265
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,545
I think I'm just gonna
give Jason the money,
266
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,047
and then he can get whatever he wants.
267
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,466
That's crazy.
268
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,935
That makes me not even
want to give you 50%.
269
00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,971
- What do you mean give me 50%?
- Of my scratcher.
270
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,473
- Your scratcher?
- Yeah.
271
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,942
- I'm the one who picked it up.
- But I saw it first.
272
00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:19,362
Oh, it's called finders
keepers, not seers keepers.
273
00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:21,397
I have always said, "seers keepers."
274
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,032
You're such a liar.
275
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,734
I may not even give you 40% now.
276
00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:27,403
- It went down.
- No, it's always been 30%.
277
00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:31,831
_
278
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:34,327
You don't need it, Ricky. You can do this.
279
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,162
You have your family.
280
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:39,081
They're counting on you to
provide their favorite meal.
281
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:43,085
But you can also run
to the store real fast.
282
00:12:43,087 --> 00:12:45,588
Three minutes if you run
the stop sign at maple.
283
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,341
No, the gripple needs
to be constantly stirred
284
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,675
in a "G" motion.
285
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,227
You're not going.
286
00:12:51,262 --> 00:12:53,012
Grandma Olga would never forgive you
287
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:56,432
if the outer crust collapses
before it's supposed to.
288
00:12:58,186 --> 00:13:00,486
Screw it! I'm going!
289
00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:04,106
Damn it!
290
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,109
I have to finger the gripple.
291
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,497
What are we fighting about?
292
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,782
Even if we split it,
293
00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:14,000
it wouldn't feel right to keep the money.
294
00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:15,284
It's Louis'.
295
00:13:15,286 --> 00:13:17,336
He doesn't even need
it. Look at this place.
296
00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:20,756
It's like a palace.
297
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:24,627
Yeah. And he has a beard
like an old-timey king.
298
00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:29,465
What if instead of giving him
the winning scratcher back,
299
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,468
we bought him a present something nice?
300
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,686
That's totally fair.
301
00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:36,189
I mean, we did all the scratching work.
302
00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:37,223
Genius.
303
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,724
So, what does Louis like?
304
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,394
Um... sitting down.
305
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,312
Mm-hmm. Sure.
306
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,147
Oh, I know. Scratchers.
307
00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:46,732
Bingo.
308
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,734
We'll buy him a scratcher
to replace the one we took.
309
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,319
- Yeah.
- Ha!
310
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,071
That is the most fair
thing I've ever heard.
311
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,823
Super fair.
312
00:13:53,825 --> 00:13:56,626
And we can give it to him while
he's sitting down, huh? Mm-hmm.
313
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,327
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
314
00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:03,299
We are horrible people, aren't we?
315
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:05,501
The worst.
316
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,755
Now this is exactly like 1990.
317
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:16,078
Me doing all the work and you
looking at dirty magazines.
318
00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:18,614
How did I ever get excited by this?
319
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,817
So much bush.
320
00:14:21,853 --> 00:14:25,404
Man, I would give anything
to have the falcon back.
321
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,441
I would trade Claire to have it back.
322
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,409
You say that about everything.
323
00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,078
No, I don't.
324
00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:34,330
You said that about the
Seahawks winning the super bowl.
325
00:14:34,365 --> 00:14:35,781
Yeah, but the Seahawks won
326
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,783
without me having to
trade her, so we're good.
327
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,837
I figured it out.
328
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,758
I'm just gonna sleep with
as many girls as I can
329
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,628
until I forget about Dani.
330
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,381
I'm gonna screw the love out of me.
331
00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,383
It ain't gonna work.
332
00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:59,722
Trust me on this one.
I've already tried it.
333
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,557
I knew you used to kill it, buddy.
334
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:06,145
Here's what could work.
335
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,198
You find something that you
really don't like about her...
336
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:12,401
Stray hair, a mole, a hint of a penis.
337
00:15:12,403 --> 00:15:16,739
And you... you focus in on that.
338
00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:21,794
I can't think of anything.
339
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,413
Oh, you are so [Bleep]
340
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,833
_
341
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:32,805
Who cares? Nothing matters.
342
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:37,760
Who cares? Nothing matters.
343
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:38,928
Who cares?
344
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,396
Nothing matters.
345
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:46,319
Who cares? Nothing matters.
346
00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:50,323
How come some of them only show one tit?
347
00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:54,661
_
348
00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:57,649
Here it is, fresh out of the oven.
349
00:15:57,651 --> 00:15:59,984
It congealed perfectly.
350
00:16:01,488 --> 00:16:04,823
This is the one with peanuts, and this...
351
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,708
Is Claire's.
352
00:16:06,743 --> 00:16:09,711
This much? A-all for me?
353
00:16:09,746 --> 00:16:13,498
I substituted the peanuts with prunes.
354
00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:17,502
Thank you so much.
355
00:16:17,504 --> 00:16:19,304
Well, go ahead. Dig in.
356
00:16:19,339 --> 00:16:23,641
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
357
00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:25,510
I guess we got to do this, guys.
358
00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:27,512
The gripple's not gonna eat itself.
359
00:16:27,514 --> 00:16:30,765
Eventually, it might.
360
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,651
So, we're doing this,
right? We're giving it back?
361
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:34,986
Oh, yeah. We have to.
362
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:37,322
I have been to the bathroom five times.
363
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:38,990
Guilt makes me pee. Always has.
364
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:41,442
Once, when I was five, I stole a candy bar,
365
00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:44,445
and they caught me by following the trail.
366
00:16:44,498 --> 00:16:46,614
If you have any stories from your childhood
367
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:49,367
that aren't upsetting,
I'd love to hear them.
368
00:16:49,369 --> 00:16:52,787
Okay. I'll try to think of one.
369
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:54,455
You know, eating this
370
00:16:54,508 --> 00:16:58,209
makes you think about
how short life really is.
371
00:16:58,261 --> 00:17:00,428
You're eating it?
372
00:17:00,463 --> 00:17:02,714
No, it's in the roll.
373
00:17:02,716 --> 00:17:05,433
I usually wait till it stops pulsating.
374
00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:08,520
- Let's do this.
- Okay.
375
00:17:08,555 --> 00:17:10,605
Uh, Louis.
376
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,358
Claire and I found one of
your scratchers on the floor
377
00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:14,642
and we scratched it.
378
00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:17,228
I'm sorry. We should have told you earlier.
379
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,730
Well, what happened? Was it a winner?
380
00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:20,481
$2,000.
381
00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:22,700
Enjoy your winnings.
382
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:26,404
Oh, no, no, no, no. You enjoy the winnings.
383
00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:27,622
The money's for you.
384
00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:29,490
No, I'm not in it for the money.
385
00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:32,377
I'm in it for the rush.
386
00:17:32,412 --> 00:17:34,045
- Really?
- We can keep it?
387
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,747
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
388
00:17:35,799 --> 00:17:37,832
Oh, you're welcome. You're my girls.
389
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:40,585
Hey, listen, I had an idea.
390
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:42,971
We're never gonna fix that
millennium falcon, right?
391
00:17:43,006 --> 00:17:44,589
So, how about this.
392
00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:47,308
We wait until the new
"star wars" movie comes out,
393
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,594
and the first lego set they release,
394
00:17:49,596 --> 00:17:51,312
we put it together.
395
00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,598
This time, we do it with our kids.
396
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,351
You know, I like that.
That's good thinking, Bro.
397
00:17:56,403 --> 00:17:59,604
Or... we could just do it by ourselves.
398
00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:03,074
Ooh. Oh, oh, oh. I got a text.
399
00:18:03,109 --> 00:18:04,826
- Is it Dani?
- What does it say?
400
00:18:04,861 --> 00:18:06,694
"Sorry, just got your text.
401
00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:08,696
"I left my phone at an all-night soundbath.
402
00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:11,833
"It's a bath for your mind.
Will explain later. Love you."
403
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,503
She said, "love you"!
404
00:18:15,538 --> 00:18:19,540
Uh, is my chest supposed
to be hurting right now?
405
00:18:19,593 --> 00:18:21,759
Yeah. That's what love feels like.
406
00:18:23,463 --> 00:18:25,430
And it also kind of
feels like I'm gonna puke.
407
00:18:25,465 --> 00:18:26,965
That could be the gripple.
408
00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:30,718
He's in love. What a girl.
409
00:18:32,472 --> 00:18:34,639
Maybe we should get him a tampon.
410
00:18:35,892 --> 00:18:38,026
I kind of like being in love.
411
00:18:38,061 --> 00:18:40,028
Who are you in love with, honey?
412
00:18:40,063 --> 00:18:42,030
Is she from a good family?
413
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:45,116
Is it someone we know?
414
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:47,568
Uh, Mom, you forgot the sour cream.
415
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:48,987
Oh. Oh, my gosh, you're right.
416
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:51,906
I'll be right back.
417
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,791
Thanks, honey. That was a close call.
418
00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:57,328
Dude, what are you doing?
419
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,747
I'm about to eat all my gripple.
420
00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:03,384
- Oh, yeah.
- All right.
421
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:09,726
It was me!
422
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:11,978
What was?
423
00:19:12,098 --> 00:19:13,215
I took the cigarette.
424
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,215
I did it because I care about you.
425
00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:18,651
You knew about it?
426
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,020
Of course I did.
427
00:19:20,022 --> 00:19:22,356
I don't want to see you smoking anymore.
428
00:19:22,408 --> 00:19:24,358
Okay. I get it.
429
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:27,027
It's a terrible habit, and... and I'm done.
430
00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:28,529
All right?
431
00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:30,948
Good.
432
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,117
So, I can get rid of it?
433
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,175
We better get in there before
the kids eat all the gripple.
434
00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:54,596
Hello, old friend
435
00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:06,240
Walking around naked is not
all it's cracked up to be.
436
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,386
No, no it is not.
437
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:13,238
Your stuff's hanging out, it's
cold, and frankly... it's unsanitary
438
00:20:15,093 --> 00:20:18,002
Naked pancakes sounded
like such a good idea
439
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:23,797
I know, that was my bad, sorry. It's just
kind of flapped into the bed on its on
440
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,625
Well the important thing is that we tried.
441
00:20:27,745 --> 00:20:29,371
Yes. Totally
442
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,407
Are you seriously still going to eat that?
443
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:35,125
What? It was my penis.
444
00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:39,398
You love my penis.
445
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,946
- I do. And I love pancakes.
- Mm-hmm.
446
00:20:45,836 --> 00:20:46,855
Hey!
447
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:48,946
Does this count as a blowjob?
448
00:20:50,764 --> 00:20:51,691
Sure.
449
00:20:52,028 --> 00:20:54,465
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