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(Episode 12)

I already digested everything I ate.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

Let's return to the field to find my car key.

We'll waste the whole day.

Okay.

Don't just shake them off. See if the car key is there.

I'm telling you, it isn't here!

Are you sure? Positive? Did you check carefully?

Don't try to pull a fast one on me.

I bet my wrist and blank oath that you have my car key in your hand.

You have good athletic abilities in times like these.

I told you over and over last night to look for this.

We wouldn't have had to suffer like this if we found this yesterday.

Sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. What's my problem?

I'm terribly sorry.

How could this happen? I'll never do it again.

I'll check really carefully from now on, and...

I promise, okay?

Please take me with you. Please, Duke?

You can ride the bike home. You're good at that.

But I carried you back so that you wouldn't starve to death.

See you in Seoul.

No! Take me with you.

I'll take out my things then.

Duke.

Why you... Hey!

At least give me my bag!

How could he take my bag? How am I supposed to get home?

Why you...

Give me a break.

I'm speechless.

How much did you drink?

How did you know I was here?

How else?

Your father, Chairman Oh Young Suk...

called me early in the morning...

and said I was responsible.

My dad is a late riser.

He kept calling me on my way over here.

Hey, I'm about to run out of battery.

- What did my dad say? - What do you think?

He said you didn't eat since last night.

He said he'd come to Seoul if I don't feed you.

He turned Jeju Island upside down...

including the employees of the resort and everyone else.

Does he know too?

Who? Mr. Kim?

No.

His phone is turned off.

The phone is turned off. You'll be connected to the voicemail box.

My gosh, what is Jeong Eum doing? Why is her phone still off?

I'll teach her a lesson.

Don't scold Jeong Eum.

We're just not meant to be.

If you didn't eat since last night,

you only skipped breakfast.

I think it's all my fault.

I may be rude,

but...

you don't have hair.

I criticized him for being bald.

You did that?

No, no. I don't like this house.

I even complained that his house was terrible.

Did you complain that his house was terrible?

Pasta, coffee...

He treated me sincerely just like his name.

You're lucky that you didn't get punched.

Hey, stop wallowing which doesn't suit you.

Get up. Let's go eat.

I don't want to. I don't have an appetite.

If you drank this much coffee with whipped cream,

It's not a matter of having an appetite.

You don't want to eat because you're full.

My heart keeps beating fast.

If you drink this much coffee, you'll die from it.

What do you know?

Have you had cafe mocha on the oxcart?

Ox... Ox... What?

I don't know. I don't know. Right.

Let's leave. Let's leave for now.

No, I can't. I can't leave.

Why not?

I can't leave Sobucks Coffee Shop.

(Duke's Art Gallery)

My first love

Love of my life

This is paradise.

Where else would be one?

You're my everlasting love

You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?

What about you? Did you have a spiritual training at the mountain?

I came back from riding a bicycle.

Get these dry-cleaned.

It looks like he drove a rickshaw.

This is so dirty.

It's money.

Gosh, how dirty.

I was going to bring it to you.

Don't.

I never forget how much money I have. Not even a cent.

Does your shoulder hurt all of a sudden?

Get this cleaned too.

- No! - No, no. Mr. Yoo.

That's not it.

It was work.

Mr. Yoo. Mr. Yoo.

I stayed out because of work. It was work.

Mr. Yoo. Mr. Yoo. Please calm down.

Jeong Eum, beg for his forgiveness. Do it now!

I didn't do anything you're worried about.

I had a situation. I'm telling you the truth.

You little wench. You...

It hurts. Gosh, it hurts.

Joon Soo, I'm sorry. Stay outside for a while.

Come back here. You come here!

- Let it go. - Mr. Yoo! Mr. Yoo!

I can't say about anything else, but she never lies.

Let this go now.

Let go.

Hey! Both of you. Get out!

What? You didn't do anything that I'm worried about?

I stayed up all night waiting for you! How ungrateful.

You guys are listening to me now?

Isn't that my spot?

Our spots got switched.

You're right.

Was it really because of work?

Of course, it was. What else would it be about?

I mean, I thought you were with a guy.

A guy? No way.

It's fine as long as it's not.

I think he's mixing rice.

Do you have some money on you?

It's in my room.

Good morning.

- Good morning. - You're here.

This is a premium drink.

I presume you're doing well now.

I bought it because I'm constipated.

I'm constipated because you're stressing me out.

Even your constipation is my fault along everything else.

What's happening with Doo Ri?

What have you done to cause her not to eat her meals?

She's been asking for only Sobucks Coffee all day long.

What on earth happened between her and Mr. Kim?

I don't know either.

Doo Ri's dad wants to meet Mr. Kim.

What?

He's curious about the guy who made...

his daughter stop eating her meals.

I don't think her dad should get involved now.

If this ruins her chance...

Wait, she still has a chance?

My gosh.

I fell for her stupid act again.

What on earth happened?

Ms. Oh and Mr. Kim just started to see each other.

You're...

- telling me the truth, right? - Yes.

Okay then. See when it'd be a good time then.

Let me know when things are going well for them.

Okay.

Please do a better job.

Hey, our company isn't doing well these days.

A lot of our clients withdrew their subscriptions.

We don't have new clients.

We're flooding with the undateables.

We have a client that gives us the biggest headache in history.

I'm thinking of doing an exorcism.

Who gives us the biggest headache?

The client declined 100 dates!

Declined 100 dates?

Is the client crazy? Who is the client?

Take care of Doo Ri first.

Do a good job.

(Single Life is Torture, A Couple's Life is Paradise)

Where could I find Mr. Kim...

who left this world?

Don't ask for my age

Don't even ask for my name

Here and there

My gosh, these rats.

Why do they have so much laundry?

Look at this punk. She's losing focus. She's dating?

My goodness, I can't believe her.

She's pretty though.

(Yook Ryong)

Why is he calling me now of all time?

Hello?

I just called because I was thinking about you.

What are you doing?

I see. You're reading a book.

I'm just watering the grass.

Oh, right. I turned on the TV a while ago.

I saw a good restaurant for snow crabs.

They looked really delicious.

The location?

I'll send it over a text.

Check it out. It looked really good.

You're going to book it?

I wasn't trying to get you to buy me a meal.

I'd be grateful.

Sure.

See you soon.

You startled me.

If you water them when it's sunny,

don't you know it all gets burnt by the sunlight?

Turn it off.

That's why the sprinklers run in the afternoon in American TV shows.

Are those ramyeon?

Hello?

Hello?

Yoo Na. What are you doing tonight?

Coach!

You should've announced yourself when you came in.

We did. Several times.

You did?

Hey. Do you want chicken?

- Yes. Chicken. - I'm in!

If you're ordering us food anyway, can you get us something else?

I ate so much chicken...

They said they'll give us one for free if we order 10.

I'll get you something else once we hit the 10.

A chicken is a lot too.

Sure. A chicken is a lot. We should be grateful.

- I want pork trotters next time. - I want chicken feet.

- Chicken feet! Yes! - Yes! That's so good!

Did you finish your 100 laps?

- Yes. - Yes.

I guess you did, since you reek of sweat.

- Go wash up. - Okay!

You said you don't like foreign cuisine,

so I brought you here. What do you think? Do you like it?

You remember what I said.

It's common courtesy by an interviewer for his interviewee.

You say such cool things.

It's delicious. Very delicious.

I should bring people from the hospital here.

I'm glad.

That's right. Here's the magazine.

Ta-da.

- The picture came out nicely. - Did it?

(Men Everyone Wants, Choi Joon Soo)

I really look like a celebrity.

You could've just mailed it to me.

That's so impersonal.

It's not like you're far away. It's half an hour without traffic.

Really?

If it's because I make you uncomfortable...

Not at all. That's not it.

I don't want to take time from your busy schedule, that's all.

Let's eat together now and then.

We both have to eat anyway. I know all the best restaurants.

Sure.

But...

Hoon Nam has changed recently.

- Hoon Nam? - You know.

Kang Hoon Nam. The gallery owner.

You know, the real writer.

Oh, I see.

The column has a different feel to it now.

Is he dating?

Really?

You know that Bari Bari exhibit? The one the party was for.

He took the Bari Bari collector and his friend to the countryside.

They stayed the night, too.

His friend? Who?

You know, the matchmaker. I thought she was your friend.

He can fool everyone else, but not me.

If I'm right, I'm sure the two of them...

I doubt that.

Jeong Eum said that wasn't true.

She said it was for work.

- You believe her? - Yes.

I believe her.

There's a member who refused 100 dates.

Then why did the person join? Just to refuse?

I don't know. Maybe the person is a sicko.

So? You need to take care of that undateable?

No. Ms. Bong is stuck on Ms. Oh right now.

Then why?

Why would Ms. Bong suddenly bring that up to me?

I'm sure it's her way to hinting that it'll be my case.

I can feel that 100-rejection client drawing near to me.

Let's talk later. I'll let you know after I check my schedule.

What? I got here only five minutes ago.

Go for now.

How could you do this?

Then the blank oath in exchange for me leaving now.

Stop playing games.

What brings you here?

I came to return something.

I'll get Yook Ryong.

Do you know her?

Why?

Are you interested in her? Do you want me to introduce you?

You punk. What do you take me for?

She isn't much older than the singer you recently dated.

Let me know if you're interested.

I'll introduce you to her.

Sure.

I know I'm something you want to return from your life.

But son.

You can't return your life even if it has flaws.

Your only option is to fix it.

What a sad reality.

Good luck with your return.

Hey.

Hey.

Uncle, you're here.

Hi. He says to process the return with you.

Sorry, but can you come back another time?

I need to rush out. I'm very late.

I love you, Uncle.

You're so cool.

Hey. Hey.

Over here!

- Why aren't you eating? - What?

I'm eating too.

It's so good.

Here.

This is huge.

You're right. The crab is huge.

Awesome.

Cracking the legs looks fun.

I want to try.

When we finish eating,

should we take sticker pictures?

Sticker pictures?

Yes. Sticker pictures.

I saw them before. They're so cute.

Are you kidding?

- Kidding? - That's ridiculous.

At our age? It's so childish.

It is childish, right? Sticker pictures at our age...

You're right. It's childish.

Of course. Who would take sticker pictures? Seriously.

Only little kids do that.

That's right.

What should we do for our birthday?

Birthday? Is it that time of the year already?

You don't remember?

That day...

The first time we went to a hotel.

You said we have the same sign since we have the same birthday,

and that we should have a party with the wine of our sign.

You said the wine for Cancer sign was sauvignon blanc.

Did I?

Okay, then.

Really? Then I'll go buy some pretty wine glasses.

- Just a minute. - Okay.

Eat this.

Hello? I'll call you back... Today?

You want to meet now?

I can't. Not today.

I'll call you later. Bye.

My kids texted.

I need to get back to the dorm. I'm sorry.

Eat up.

Welcome to "Today's Song of the Day."

How about a Christmas carol in the spring?

Here's Michael Bolton's...

"Santa Clause is Coming to Town".

I'm having a hard time with you too.

You showed up in my life out of the blue.

I'm utterly flustered and angry. I'm about to lose my mind.

I'm only trying to look strong...

because it hurt my pride,

and because I don't want to sink lower than now.

I'm just...

holding it in and enduring this too.

A critical moment of one's life...

comes unexpectedly...

just like an unexpected Christmas carol...

that flows out in spring.

- Why are you here? - Just because.

I got stood up. She wanted to meet though.

Why are you seeing that woman who jumped off the bridge again?

Because I like her.

Then why are you seeing other women?

Because it's fun.

She's betting everything on you. And you're having fun with that?

Hey, I didn't teach you, so you could...

I'll be honest. I just started getting good. How could I stop?

- What? - Liking someone and having fun...

are two different matters.

Can't I enjoy this?

Women are chasing after me.

I'm just starting to be wanted after being rejected so many times.

I want to enjoy this too.

Just like a flustering spring breeze...

which you thought it'd be warm,

but it's piercing and cold.

It barges in and hurts you.

Kang Hoon Nam. The gallery owner.

He took your friend to the countryside.

They stayed the night, too.

I mean, I thought you were with a guy.

A guy? No way.

If I'm right... Is he dating?

(Jeong Eum)

Where are you?

You didn't pass Shooting Star Snack Bar yet, right?

- Why do you ask? - Why do you think?

Buy some tteokbokki and dumplings.

No, I don't want to. I already passed the snack bar.

I was right. Tteokbokki with gochujang is the best.

- Isn't that obvious? - You're really not going to eat?

I don't eat with a liar.

What do you mean?

By the way,

is it common that a guy can't ride a bicycle?

No, there's not that many. They usually learn it when they're young.

Then how could a guy not ride bicycle?

Well...

He must've been lonely when he was young.

That means he played by himself.

No one taught him...

or ride it with him.

Why do you ask? Do you want to ride a bicycle?

Do you want to ride one?

Forget it. I rode enough bicycle for my lifetime.

You were a tadpole before I made you a frog. What?

Then what about you? Why do you let that woman get her way?

How is she getting her way?

If not, why would a professional like yourself...

make things harder than it is?

You can just seduce her...

and get the Tin Man.

This all happened because of you.

I got mixed up with those undateables because of you.

How dare you turn on me when I helped you?

Why? Do you like her?

Oh, no.

She's not interested in you at all.

Why isn't she interested in me?

It's just that I didn't seduce her.

Why isn't she interested?

Hey.

- Do you want to bet with me? - A bet?

I will...

seduce and dump her.

I'll bet my blank oath.

Blank oath?

I'll teach you this world is a scary place.

(The Undateables)

(Relationship Is a Spring Breeze.)

Just like a bet you cannot afford to lose.

Just like a flower that must bloom.

It's something you must accept and overcome.

Relationship...

is a spring breeze.