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the tea cinnamon the girl late 23
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minutes late two more minutes and I'm
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David
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they were always nervous which was
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expected I knew what I looked like
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chisel check
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caramel blonde hair that somehow manages
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to look wavy and thick all the damn time
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check sexy crooked smile and check
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and don't even get me started on penis
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size it just gets better the further
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south you go trust me
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step or say but I doubt that's the way
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to get on the good side of that barista
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you've been trying not to check out
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since you walked through that door I I
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haven't been
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jealousy is a crucial emotion that men
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feel before falling in love I don't bite
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yet take it I hate T know you love T
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smile
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what hey um guys need anything yeah also
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my girlfriend over if we need thing
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how's our thanks though
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stop fidgeting and sit up straight sorry
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it's just that he's only talked to me
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like twice and only to ask me if I want
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sugar in my coffee so he hates coffee
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touch me
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lower stop staring oh we're done now
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laughs that'll do to shell if you need
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anything just let me know okay I'm good
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with my tea you hate to you know she
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loves to you asshole he knows my name
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who are you
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Ian Hunter master wingman had your only
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chance in hell of getting that
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appreciate when do we start three
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minutes ago
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hey how was she because she's not a good
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fit I have another girl that offered to
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pay me and sexual favors move at the top
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you know cross her off the list if she
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knows how to give favor she knows how to
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get her own damn man
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noted oh and Gaby says if you don't make
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it tonight for dinner she's going to
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glue your hand to your penis although
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she was much more graphic oh wow
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always is I'm on my way see you there I
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didn't pick this life it's not like I
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woke up one morning and went whoa
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wouldn't it be so bad as to help women
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to get the guy I'm a coach and coaches
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have to play books it's not enough to
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know how to play the game you have to
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know how to read the place know your
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opponent that's what wingman ink is
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about and who better to teach women how
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not to get played than the actual player
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so what do I owe this pleasure I'm not
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your client yeah and cut with this into
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talking love coach voice you promised I
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did you forgot didn't you of course not
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come on yeah sometimes I wonder why
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we're friends cuz you like watching me
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while I sleep one time in the welcome
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party for my two new roommates you were
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supposed to bring the chips and dip I'm
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sorry gabs I'll be there in 15 minutes
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you better
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Wow the top looks gorgeous with your
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skin tone sometimes it was just too easy
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said 15 minutes I say 15 hmm I coulda
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sworn I said 20 I smell like cheap
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perfume
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seriously you smell bad dude go shower
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okay I'll put out the food here your
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extra clothes are still in my room just
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get rid of this skank she has a name you
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know although I really couldn't read her
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nametag because with her lips wrapped
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around me she was blocking the view
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what are these days you're gonna get
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smited or is it smoked that sounds dirty
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I can't wait to try that relax
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kind of had you pegged for a boy shorts
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girl what are you doing in my room
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you mean Gabi's room I mean my room and
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you are look I got about three minutes
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before Gabi hands - did you want to go
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on the bed or the the floor since you're
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already there what what are you talking
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about down to about two minutes not
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gonna lie it's gonna be a little
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difficult but I could probably conjure
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something up that would cause the little
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panting maybe a scream or two ice cream
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are you a stripper for the party no
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seconds left I don't even think I could
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perform miracles for this caliber get
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out of my room Gabi's from we switched
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yeah okay so uh I would make Gabi's room
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yeah gotcha
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you lost good rock your world my world
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doesn't need Rocking
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every girl needs to allow the world to
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be rocked at least once or said Rocky's
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coming from what sometimes toys yeah
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it's a little more complicated it's not
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just ones and zeroes it's been ten
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minutes tell me you did it
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where's Blake no where is she
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soccer no I mean if you touched her I
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swear I'll rip her golden locks from
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your brain one by one golf volleyball
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actually that explains the clothes
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what's wrong with my clothes he belong
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to you unfortunately you know how your
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parents always tell you to not feed
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strays he was so cute at first like all
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puppies then he started biting my
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friends love you too bill okay all right
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are we gonna do this or what I have a
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testimony not yet this is a welcome
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party for my new
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roommate Serena and Blake we have to
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socialize first come on gap we already
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met the roommates ian brought food and
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you're still single I mean I was right
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in the world hears it so we're all gonna
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watch this show and then I'm little
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dessert should have never fought him
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never straight that's me do you night
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like day and night
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what's up my man what's the news Serena
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okay
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wild cat in bed forgot my name twice I
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believe in unicorns have you tend to
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comic-con three times and when I asked
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for her number she cried quite damn well
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spit on your a game last night I'm never
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off my game so that that one time you
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hear on gaps as a flute I was drunk can
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we please not talk about Gabby just
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early in the morning I really mess with
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the rest of my day your schedules full
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but a new one public on the site this
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morning and I wasn't sure if you wanted
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me to let her robot do it look I gotta
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go
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she'll has this early morning class with
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douche pants and I gotta walk her to
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class holding her books then kiss her on
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the forehead
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Kayla's oldest time my friend you know
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it
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stop here
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hey do you know this oh you noticed now
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you can give me your number don't answer
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the first text answer the third always
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the third but what if he doesn't ask for
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it
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trust me he will rocky go I just blazed
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through rules one two three and four
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rule one makes me curious Rule two don't
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appear too interested
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Rule three give him a method of contact
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but keep the ball in your court rule 4
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never answer the first text sorry bro Oh
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fans of yours
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the club has an opening they made
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posters last year you clearly have to
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have an opinion of yourself some say not
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high enough
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you gotta make it you're gonna make it
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well what your eyes they're a nice ice
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blue I'm not interested in men and you
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so stop talking Thank You Lake of course
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it did
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he's gonna try and get you alone don't
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let him don't rule number five you're
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busy you are always busy unless I say
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you are and you are them
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interesting waiting for someone
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yes I am and it's very important so can
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you please leave
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forget it this is a stupid idea
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doh David would approve of this attitude
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says here that he values optimism above
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all things what come with me let's go
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what is this wingmen Inc no no gotta be
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kidding me
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I'm not kidding you Lex and I are the
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masterminds behind the fastest-growing
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dating service in the Pacific Northwest
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some say on a modern-day Superman
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saving women from themselves while legs
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play sidekick you're welcome you're such
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an ass
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and I'm also your new love coach that is
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if you're still interested look we have
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a 99% success rate if you follow the
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rules
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take my guidance and advice you'll be
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popping up little Davidson no time what
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kids yeah
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or whatever it is you want I'll get it
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for you can I think about it sure you
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have one minute look this was an impulse
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a girl on my team she gave me her card
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after I kept complaining about David not
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noticing yeah I know Megan nice girl 30
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seconds fine good look I don't like the
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candy code anything so I'm gonna be real
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honest here if we're gonna turn the head
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of the captain the basketball team we
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have a lot of work to do but I'm the
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best and we start tonight Lex is gonna
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look over the details and send you the
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schedule tonight oh and if David tries
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to reach out to you at all during this
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process contact me first if he texts you
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ignore it he tells you you're busy with
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your new study partner oh is that you
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Blake not only am I your new study
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partner from here on out I'm here
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everything I know you pride yourself on
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taking less than a week for a client to
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gain true love's kiss
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but damn can't be that bad my man no
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actually it's worse
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who's saying she's a little version who
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never kissed a man plushies when she
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hears the word sex can't spell the word
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orgasm and believes in love at first
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sight
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damn here's a questionnaire check out
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Blake's number 15 number 15 Oh number 15
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what would you wear on a first date her
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answer something comfortable like a
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baggy sweatshirt or
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a hat cuz hats are mysterious number 16
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is my favorite 16 my first kiss was her
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answer hopefully it'll be great
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I especially like the smiley face in the
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heart emoji I'm gonna see you tonight
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self up on these did you want to finish
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the questionnaire should i no no that's
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all you bro just no yeah no how do you
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do that just lead girls on like that
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every single one of them is staring and
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whispering I wanted I just took a
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picture to actually you know but why
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it's not you're famous or anything are
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you
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what are you gonna just leave it like
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that or do you want to you want to
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explain it's not much to explain my
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sophomore year I got an exemption to
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play pro football then I got injured so
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here I am
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well what what just happened here he's
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here yeah I know that's why we're here
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he comes here every night after
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basketball practice we're doing a little
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recon your file shows that you met when
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you were four and as actually took baths
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together
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so I'm just wondering what this whole
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like shy deals about cuz you know he's
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seen a good sister the goods I didn't
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have Goods when I was four
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you know I can't even tell if you have
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goods now I'm considering the bag he
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calls you okay can we just go before he
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sees us please
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and then that's a bad idea why because
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every time I'm around him I just I act
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like a dude but like I'm one of the guys
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and I just want him to see me
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differently
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I want him to know I have boobs
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all right well like I said before dude
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the jury's still clearly out on that one
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are you sniffing my hair yeah is he
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looking no he's eating bastard God he
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must be clueless you know what he knows
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the scene you three
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Blake hey it's hurtin see when we when
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we came in
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yeah who's your friend names Ian yeah
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Ian how's it going man
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okay good dude you should have seen this
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guy play yeah let's not bore with that
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nice to meet you yeah how do you know my
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girl you're your girl yeah my girl I
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didn't realize you were dating anybody
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oh I didn't realize you were her dad
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hell no man we don't we we go way back
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we've been for instance before we could
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walk you know hmm it's a real cute story
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um well nice to meet you Blake's dad
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kidding nice to meet you David yeah it's
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nice to me
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it's good to see you Blake you do shall
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we yeah
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you okay yeah thank you
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I think it was the first time he's ever
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looks at me like you have boobs
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exactly next
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are they any count to five I don't think
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it fits okay look they measured you it
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fits
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we got to go cabbie said we got dinner
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at 6:00 this is just too much pressure I
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mean how do i how do I know if it fits
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their their boobs how do I know if it
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looks good let's go open up before I
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crawl under come on let's go
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scale of 1 to 10 how awful is it like
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your great you sound bored no your boobs
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they look good
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Abby do you think I'm just not good at
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this I didn't grow up with a mom so
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well-mannered turned out my sight girls
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by touch
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I wearing something fitting you're
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guaranteeing that he won't see you as a
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buddy but as a partner that's what you
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wanted right right I want you look good
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I'll be eating out in your hand in no
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time that confident in your abilities
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know what I'm pretty confident in yours
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sir you need to get out of the dressing
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room
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we don't allow customers to play in the
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product before they purchase wait hanky
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panky oh oh you mean sex
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we'll take it all
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[Music]
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thank you
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if you hurt her I'm gonna break off your
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favorite appendage so uh where's the
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other roomie
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over here okay yo legs so uh Blake I
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like your new look
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Thanks it was Ian he was a big help
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it's okay I guess I mean if you're into
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working out well it's clearly she is
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look at her oh my god I was so sorry
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no it's okay it's okay it's just workout
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clothes I can always wash them hmm
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that isn't good oh thanks
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[Music]
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you kissed her yet well I will take that
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as a No
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she's never kissed another guy man it
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would be wrong you know that wrong
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mm-hmm are you falling for her no hell
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no you see her flip-flops Jesus what is
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their main role
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don't fall for clients don't fall for
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the clients I think it's clean bro no
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dessert like I talked you for a second
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upstairs yeah what's wrong
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you're wearing your where your any
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thought hmm
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yeah does the stripping have a purpose
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stripping should always have a purpose
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we need to wash your clothes and I
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needed help with that or what you'll be
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giant hoodies in here
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okay honest moment why do you uh what do
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you wear clothes like this well
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everybody has their own thing right what
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nothing um right tomorrow
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mean you we're gonna go work out
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together we have to get to the gym early
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before David cuz we're gonna catch him
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by surprise
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adrenaline pumps when you workout and
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hot chicks watching even better
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you said hot chick not cute yeah trust
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me come here so tomorrow when he sees us
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we're gonna need to flirt the problem is
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that you flinch when I try to touch you
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no I don't I don't
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okay you see that that look right there
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yeah that really pissed off look it
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sometimes can be confused for lust so
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maybe I'll just piss you off the entire
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workout that might work but if it
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doesn't I need to kiss you okay
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and if I do I need to know that you're
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not gonna scratch my eyes out or leave
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me in the balls um I guess I just have
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to wait and find out no never play a
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player doesn't work okay sweet cheeks
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sweet cheeks sweet cheeks
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okay I think lesson time is over
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yeah uh-oh I'll be back at 4:30 to pick
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you up
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4:00 in the morning oh okay this better
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work
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it's never not worked so uh unless you
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having second thoughts
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no no I'm not
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for three are you ready
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[Applause]
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tired exhausting I love that feeling
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00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:19,569
it's the best okay how stretchy Oh quiet
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stay calm you're good relax oh hey pain
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00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:59,330
feels amazing what Blake oh hey hey hey
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David I didn't see you there
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wow you look exhausted
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00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:12,720
yeah Ian really knows how to work me oh
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00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:15,120
you're not me if you ever you ever need
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help with the gym can always ask me oh
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well thanks for the offer but David I
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think I got it
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all right the offer stands it's really
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good to see you Blake you look good
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Thanks
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skip the one might put another one on
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sorry
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well that was a really great first kiss
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dammit I was ruining everything I was
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her first kiss me
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the certified man-whore isn't the man
439
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she was in love with can I get you guys
440
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:32,529
anything else I don't suppose you
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moonlight as a massage therapist
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00:30:32,529 --> 00:30:37,500
well done that loan was delivered
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perfectly no but I am good with my hands
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doubtful very doubtful great the sooner
445
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I finish with shell the sooner I could
446
00:30:45,150 --> 00:30:51,040
what finish with Blake let's go to shell
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what if she doesn't want to go with you
448
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the last round goes to the barista and I
449
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think you should go well that's what you
450
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want shell last round always goes to the
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guy
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Blake gaps like hey there you are see
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some people are trying to sleep oh
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really
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mm-hmm cute hair oh really
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look you'll have the clap from Oh sex
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you've had and you're afraid of a little
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cold we I don't like germs what do you
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want why are you here I had an idea for
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Blake
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she's upstairs the pipe in the bathroom
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broke and there was water everywhere I
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tried getting a plumber but she said
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something about her friend's dad being a
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plumber and then suddenly some tall dude
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showed up and said he could fix it David
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thank you David no oh my god are you
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sick - I think so plate Haga I'm pretty
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sure he's gonna be just fine
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the last thing that you need is to get
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sick for the big test on Friday right
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would you want to get out of here we can
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go get some ice cream or something so
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you're not stuck in this sick house no
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he's uh it's probably right you
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shouldn't get sick you know why you're
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probably already coming down with
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something again I'm sorry baby if I had
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no one I want to put my mouth all over
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you like that rain check I just I don't
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want you to get sick before your big
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game yeah yeah that's probably a good
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idea but you do have my number now
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so uh so call me anytime it's good to
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see you look mmm yes to hang out you're
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busy you're always busy and I say you're
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free rule number five clearly states
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this he tries to call you or wants to
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curious into hanging out no especially
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when you're with another guy it makes
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you look easy and it makes our
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00:33:23,910 --> 00:33:31,759
relationship look fake yeah okay yeah
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all right um
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I'll see you girls later
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Lexx emergency meeting right now what up
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00:33:48,410 --> 00:33:55,700
it's uh it's David what is his deal
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she's moving through these steps way too
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fast and he's falling for it
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something's up with him you bring up his
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phone wait you wanna look at his file
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David and Blake's compatibility 87%
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unless you've got a high that's high
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really high you like her well yeah I
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also like yogurt so Gabi called
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00:34:20,739 --> 00:34:29,569
she's worried Gabi called he called she
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hates you yeah she said at least 10
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times before finally getting to the real
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reason behind her phone call
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she thinks you're holding up with Blake
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no not happening
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nor will it yeah go get Gabi some soup
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she's sick I'm gonna go sleep off
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whatever I'm coming down with Oh
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hopefully not dying
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if I turn into a zombie at some point at
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least take a couple good pictures for
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you decapitate me you have my word
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[Music]
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[Music]
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00:35:20,289 --> 00:35:25,940
you're okay it's just a fever what are
521
00:35:23,659 --> 00:35:28,730
you doing here oh yeah you don't let
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00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:31,510
women or clients into the house ever
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00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:34,990
I texted you and I called you and then I
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00:35:31,510 --> 00:35:38,210
threatened Gabby who threatened Lex
525
00:35:34,989 --> 00:35:40,639
that worried about me huh about you oh
526
00:35:38,210 --> 00:35:41,630
no no I'm doing this for it entirely
527
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:44,359
selfish reasons
528
00:35:41,630 --> 00:35:53,769
because if I lose my love coach then I
529
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:58,099
lose my love mm-hmm
530
00:35:53,769 --> 00:35:59,150
sorry just feel so good you don't make
531
00:35:58,099 --> 00:36:03,409
me feel even better right now
532
00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:06,050
mmm you and a hot nurse outfit okay
533
00:36:03,409 --> 00:36:07,789
right but I'm more like one of those
534
00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:10,490
cute little pigs uh-huh you know the
535
00:36:07,789 --> 00:36:11,480
teacup ones no just that's just Sookie
536
00:36:10,489 --> 00:36:19,069
just kind of want to keep it for
537
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:21,800
everything okay come on you need to get
538
00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:24,039
your fever down come on oh just let me
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die
540
00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:36,070
come on never leave a man behind
541
00:36:37,150 --> 00:37:01,670
alright you have a fever which we need
542
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:02,900
to get down all right well this is up
543
00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:03,200
there for the second worst day of my
544
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:08,950
life
545
00:37:03,199 --> 00:37:08,949
oh yeah then what's at first dams died
546
00:37:09,099 --> 00:37:13,509
and then give your best friends is that
547
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:17,840
right mm-hmm
548
00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:20,210
yeah only have two jobs and bikes and
549
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,550
you know I'm gonna kill them off soon so
550
00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:23,480
there's a vacancy oh well that's good to
551
00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:26,060
know
552
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,829
you have to cook for me though okay I
553
00:37:26,059 --> 00:37:31,389
can do that I used to cook for my dad
554
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:37,809
and brother all the time really yeah
555
00:37:31,389 --> 00:37:37,809
your brother is pretty as you he's dead
556
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:59,710
sorry dying sucks
557
00:37:43,318 --> 00:38:05,519
yeah it really does Blake yeah thank you
558
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:05,519
I like you too
559
00:38:13,849 --> 00:38:17,000
[Music]
560
00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:47,159
clearly you're feeling better
561
00:38:40,429 --> 00:38:52,079
just a little delirious yeah with that
562
00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:54,449
nurse outfit snow nurse cost you think
563
00:38:52,079 --> 00:39:03,000
you're healed and I have to get you
564
00:38:54,449 --> 00:39:06,689
practice fine yeah that it's this
565
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:15,719
morning it happens it that's not helping
566
00:39:06,690 --> 00:39:18,420
Blake sorry I'm just gonna sorry yeah I
567
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:21,449
just wanted to say that you need to stay
568
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:23,550
in bed and that I I left you two Tylenol
569
00:39:21,449 --> 00:39:29,099
you should take those and I will bring
570
00:39:23,550 --> 00:39:31,740
you food after practice food food you
571
00:39:29,099 --> 00:39:33,480
should probably take care of that I
572
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:36,618
should you a good nurse would probably
573
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,619
stay and help me take care of that
574
00:39:37,780 --> 00:39:40,949
[Music]
575
00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:56,660
Felix Blake Hey please tell me that fufu
576
00:39:52,608 --> 00:40:02,630
- I did I got your favorite I think
577
00:39:56,659 --> 00:40:13,219
chow mein with pork great shut it I got
578
00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:15,530
you sue yeah
579
00:40:13,219 --> 00:40:17,358
oh sorry is it hot yeah it's freakishly
580
00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:24,980
honest all right here just fix it up
581
00:40:17,358 --> 00:40:27,049
you know what you blow you want me to
582
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:35,740
blow in your soup are you 12
583
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:37,970
all right shit it's really hot blow well
584
00:40:35,739 --> 00:40:42,679
well coming from you I'll take that is
585
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:44,889
the highest of compliments so what are
586
00:40:42,679 --> 00:40:44,889
we watching
587
00:41:00,610 --> 00:41:13,930
what's up sweet cheeks that was it
588
00:41:14,289 --> 00:41:20,750
do you ever think that that may be what
589
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:21,890
she thought you wanted isn't actually
590
00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:24,920
what you want anymore
591
00:41:21,889 --> 00:41:28,339
I mean like you spend your entire life
592
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:31,250
in pursuit of one goal then hopeful
593
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:35,329
something changes yeah that's exactly
594
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:39,800
what I mean that's life Blake how's that
595
00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:44,059
that just doesn't feel so wishy-washy to
596
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:46,519
go from one thing to another that's all
597
00:41:44,059 --> 00:41:49,159
part of college discovering yourself I
598
00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:51,320
mean I think hey maybe wearing
599
00:41:49,159 --> 00:41:53,960
flip-flops from 1992 wasn't as cool that
600
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:56,059
they're not mine oh really so you just
601
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:58,099
stole someone's flip-flops decided hey
602
00:41:56,059 --> 00:42:04,099
let's bring these back no they were my
603
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:05,690
brothers and after he died I I don't
604
00:42:04,099 --> 00:42:09,710
know I just I just wanted to be close to
605
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:11,329
him so you raided his clothes what
606
00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:14,570
everything smelled like chemins was
607
00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:18,170
comforting until he had to wash it until
608
00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:19,850
my dad forced me to watch them yeah well
609
00:42:18,170 --> 00:42:25,360
it's only been two years I still miss
610
00:42:19,849 --> 00:42:31,119
them I know yeah
611
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:31,120
car accident drunk driver
612
00:42:32,179 --> 00:42:39,059
that's weird I used to I used to piss me
613
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:40,320
off so bad talking about it but some
614
00:42:39,059 --> 00:42:45,000
reason when I started wearing his
615
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:54,390
clothes it's like I don't know it almost
616
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:56,570
feels like invisible armor well I hate
617
00:42:54,389 --> 00:43:06,599
to break it to you but these flip-flops
618
00:42:56,570 --> 00:43:08,940
mm-hmm or anything but visible yeah
619
00:43:06,599 --> 00:43:10,920
first rule of kindergarten Oh would you
620
00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:12,420
just like us I must have missed it oh
621
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,980
you must have it once right up there
622
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:21,930
with fire safety so it's a little
623
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:23,670
important hmm okay yeah well I told you
624
00:43:21,929 --> 00:43:24,509
never to play the player hey I'm just
625
00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:31,409
following your rules
626
00:43:24,510 --> 00:43:33,620
that's all sometimes I hate my rules me
627
00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:33,619
too
628
00:43:48,530 --> 00:43:51,639
[Music]
629
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:10,260
whoa whoa we're training we're training
630
00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:11,789
you know we're setting up for a date for
631
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:13,380
her and you know David he's movement do
632
00:44:11,789 --> 00:44:17,159
the steps so fast you know I figured
633
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:19,320
he's gonna do something yeah I think I
634
00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:24,089
got it thank you
635
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:25,349
Ian wait wait look I'm sorry okay I'm
636
00:44:24,090 --> 00:44:28,800
sorry I got carried away I'll help you
637
00:44:25,349 --> 00:44:33,059
David and then hopefully we can be
638
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:34,470
friends friends it's funny how words
639
00:44:33,059 --> 00:44:36,179
that are supposed to make people happy
640
00:44:34,469 --> 00:44:38,579
kind of make you want to punch a tree
641
00:44:36,179 --> 00:44:45,829
like Chuck Norris yeah
642
00:44:38,579 --> 00:44:45,829
friends friends it is
643
00:45:04,858 --> 00:45:09,719
you know this isn't a sting right you
644
00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:13,840
can take your sunglasses off plus we're
645
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:17,199
we're indoors you look ridiculous hey
646
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:19,690
you said no eye contact and that happens
647
00:45:17,199 --> 00:45:22,449
to be very difficult for me a soap it
648
00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:24,429
sunglasses dude just look at his crotch
649
00:45:22,449 --> 00:45:27,339
I'll eat that shit up I'm not looking no
650
00:45:24,429 --> 00:45:32,469
no do you have any other pointers that
651
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:34,420
don't involve me staring at his groin I
652
00:45:32,469 --> 00:45:40,169
think you can do better than that miss
653
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:40,170
nursing major nope not doing penis oh
654
00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:46,590
look he can't even say should you really
655
00:45:43,090 --> 00:45:48,760
be playing with it I mean no come here
656
00:45:46,590 --> 00:45:50,410
eventually you're gonna have to get past
657
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,720
the point of being afraid of your own
658
00:45:50,409 --> 00:45:55,179
sexuality something tells me that
659
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,409
David's not super great in bed so you're
660
00:45:55,179 --> 00:45:58,000
gonna have to get a little bit of
661
00:45:56,409 --> 00:46:00,659
confidence so you can tell him what you
662
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:05,550
want and what makes you think that I
663
00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:08,500
mean I'm a virgin so oh I'm gonna suck
664
00:46:05,550 --> 00:46:10,539
impossible believe me David on the other
665
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:12,190
hand the last girlfriend we interview
666
00:46:10,539 --> 00:46:12,909
said that although he deserved an A for
667
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:14,980
effort
668
00:46:12,909 --> 00:46:19,480
on multiple occasions she studied for a
669
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:22,119
test during during sex mm-hmm that's so
670
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:25,170
impersonal I mean shouldn't you be
671
00:46:22,119 --> 00:46:32,559
putting your your whole mind into it
672
00:46:25,170 --> 00:46:34,659
your body your soul we're gonna have
673
00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:36,130
track the point is that you're probably
674
00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:37,239
gonna have to give him some direction
675
00:46:36,130 --> 00:46:43,440
and you're gonna have to say words like
676
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:49,539
penis okay the end fine penis Oh louder
677
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:52,320
penis hey man didn't see you there hey
678
00:46:49,539 --> 00:46:52,320
how's it going
679
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:58,039
I thought y'all were more casual I know
680
00:46:55,969 --> 00:47:09,139
we made it official last night right
681
00:46:58,039 --> 00:47:10,130
sweet cheeks sorry yeah it's just it was
682
00:47:09,139 --> 00:47:14,690
a really great night
683
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:18,048
yeah great night good happy for you
684
00:47:14,690 --> 00:47:22,240
Blake really happy for you yeah we
685
00:47:18,048 --> 00:47:22,239
should uh we should get out of here
686
00:47:30,190 --> 00:47:35,409
what are you laughing
687
00:47:32,329 --> 00:47:38,089
they were just gave me the finger yeah
688
00:47:35,409 --> 00:47:40,949
it's kind of rude won't get to that cuz
689
00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:53,659
his hands were free and mine
690
00:47:40,949 --> 00:47:59,279
[Music]
691
00:47:53,659 --> 00:48:01,699
nice I like good because I haven't worn
692
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,700
them in forever
693
00:48:06,389 --> 00:48:19,199
[Music]
694
00:48:30,650 --> 00:48:36,900
sound bird game boy did you just call me
695
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:39,500
boy good you do know I played pro
696
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:43,160
football I'm gonna have to do this oh
697
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:43,159
it's pretty much good at every sport
698
00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:51,059
except for golf really pretty sure we
699
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:54,390
established that ice skating is not a
700
00:48:51,059 --> 00:48:57,750
sport you are serving let me just get
701
00:48:54,389 --> 00:49:03,710
comfortable how quick oh it's like that
702
00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:03,710
is it sure is two can play that game
703
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:18,060
let's go ready my money's on Blake do
704
00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:20,830
you know he was nominated for a Heisman
705
00:49:18,059 --> 00:49:42,088
right it's not a hard thing to get
706
00:49:20,829 --> 00:49:42,088
[Music]
707
00:49:46,409 --> 00:49:54,239
[Music]
708
00:49:52,369 --> 00:49:58,289
what happened okay
709
00:49:54,239 --> 00:50:07,459
yeah uni yeah come on Lex let's go grab
710
00:49:58,289 --> 00:50:13,940
an ice pack come on hey put weight on me
711
00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:22,170
you okay yeah I'm fine just old injury
712
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:24,470
oh it's starting to swell what happened
713
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:34,289
to your knee can you keep a secret
714
00:50:24,469 --> 00:50:36,719
yes I'm Superman yeah I just injured it
715
00:50:34,289 --> 00:50:38,400
saving two old ladies and their cats he
716
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:40,049
really is a hero that poor little boy
717
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,010
would have died can you imagine what
718
00:50:40,050 --> 00:50:44,010
that would have done to that father
719
00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:45,300
after losing his wife he was amazing and
720
00:50:44,010 --> 00:50:54,840
don't sell yourself she's okay enough
721
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:55,289
gasps thank you Thanks look don't listen
722
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,960
to her
723
00:50:55,289 --> 00:51:00,599
I'm no hero Here I am being bitter that
724
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:03,869
I can't play football and this kid could
725
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:06,989
have died well he's sort of dead too I
726
00:51:03,869 --> 00:51:11,190
mean in a way you lost part of what made
727
00:51:06,989 --> 00:51:13,889
you you in him I got past it
728
00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:15,240
you know okay I want you to think I'm
729
00:51:13,889 --> 00:51:18,750
one of those broken guys living the old
730
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:24,509
glory days of football how'd you get
731
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:26,340
over it it was the kid he um he came and
732
00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:27,780
visited me in the hospital and I
733
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:29,720
actually stood calm by his last name
734
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:32,030
Montgomery our little Monty cuz
735
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:34,759
it was tiny and apparently he's so
736
00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:41,440
afraid of the dark so he brought me this
737
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:43,400
bear smartly named bear and his mom
738
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:45,769
unfortunately passed away earlier that
739
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,690
year from cancer and she gave him that
740
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:50,358
bear it was supposed to be like his
741
00:51:47,690 --> 00:51:54,170
protection bear to make him feel safe
742
00:51:50,358 --> 00:51:59,750
and he gave it to me said he didn't need
743
00:51:54,170 --> 00:52:01,039
it anymore because he had me that bear
744
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:04,849
lives the high life in my room will tell
745
00:52:01,039 --> 00:52:07,070
you that what about what about Monty
746
00:52:04,849 --> 00:52:08,960
where is he now actually gonna be a
747
00:52:07,070 --> 00:52:10,400
pretty badass football player his dad
748
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,990
sends me a schedule for his like
749
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:15,349
practices and games and I've actually
750
00:52:11,989 --> 00:52:21,139
been to a few he's not bad you really
751
00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:23,380
are Superman what's one person here are
752
00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:23,379
two
753
00:52:26,130 --> 00:52:33,329
hey you up for a movie yeah we'll be
754
00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:33,329
right there
755
00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:45,580
you guys know just not happening shower
756
00:52:42,070 --> 00:53:26,800
or no couch time sure we'll go shower
757
00:52:45,579 --> 00:53:35,009
oh not together hey David here to see
758
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:38,179
you are we in for it
759
00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:38,179
[Music]
760
00:53:38,329 --> 00:53:49,380
and if it takes all my life
761
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:53,640
some days I think my it's always always
762
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:56,420
raining on me you know you can cut like
763
00:53:53,639 --> 00:53:56,420
night
764
00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:16,199
[Music]
765
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:38,609
[Music]
766
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:43,160
you ruined me for other women gee I'm
767
00:54:38,610 --> 00:54:46,730
gonna go make some popcorn you need yeah
768
00:54:43,159 --> 00:54:55,559
it's just pop art I think I'll be fine
769
00:54:46,730 --> 00:55:02,010
yeah I'm good I think I'm fine to watch
770
00:54:55,559 --> 00:55:04,670
the movie not like somebody could help
771
00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:08,790
you with you know I get it
772
00:55:04,670 --> 00:55:12,599
she's yours at least for now but listen
773
00:55:08,789 --> 00:55:15,570
to me we have a history and that is not
774
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:19,579
something that you can compete with not
775
00:55:15,570 --> 00:55:19,580
now not ever
776
00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:29,509
shit how am I gonna compete with the
777
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:33,150
tree house whoo you smug bastard look
778
00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:38,180
you don't deserve her you never will
779
00:55:33,150 --> 00:55:42,809
oh but you do mr. washed-up has-been I
780
00:55:38,179 --> 00:55:44,539
can't keep it in his pants well at least
781
00:55:42,809 --> 00:55:47,190
I know I don't deserve her
782
00:55:44,539 --> 00:55:50,070
at least I wake up every day knowing on
783
00:55:47,190 --> 00:55:53,250
a lucky one I wasn't aware it took this
784
00:55:50,070 --> 00:55:55,830
much brain power to make popcorn hey I
785
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:58,409
actually gotta get going but next
786
00:55:55,829 --> 00:56:00,029
Thursday 7 o'clock yeah yeah don't
787
00:55:58,409 --> 00:56:03,170
forget yeah well yeah dad's really
788
00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:08,780
excited to see you it'll be fun cool
789
00:56:03,170 --> 00:56:08,780
it's good to see you bye
790
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:28,220
wait what what do you want Yin exactly
791
00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:29,358
what I thought you that's what I should
792
00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:30,230
have said when she asked me what I
793
00:56:29,358 --> 00:56:32,929
wanted
794
00:56:30,230 --> 00:56:43,929
instead I open my mouth and nothing came
795
00:56:32,929 --> 00:56:49,779
out I hate mornings
796
00:56:43,929 --> 00:56:55,539
yep freaking out use your indoor voice
797
00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:58,160
Lex can hear you also he hates mornings
798
00:56:55,539 --> 00:57:01,869
David's dad bailed it's just us I've
799
00:56:58,159 --> 00:57:04,818
never been on a date shit
800
00:57:01,869 --> 00:57:06,410
something wrong yeah I gotta take Blake
801
00:57:04,818 --> 00:57:13,940
on this fake date so she doesn't puke
802
00:57:06,409 --> 00:57:18,199
all over David mm-hmm be at the house at
803
00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:20,619
6:00 have gabs help you get ready she is
804
00:57:18,199 --> 00:57:20,618
the boss
805
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:36,659
I hate mornings there already think so
806
00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:48,980
late come on it can't be that bad let's
807
00:57:36,659 --> 00:57:52,769
go no it is very bad damn is it that bad
808
00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:55,250
yeah it's uh it's horrific how could you
809
00:57:52,769 --> 00:57:59,940
expect to attract a man in this
810
00:57:55,250 --> 00:58:03,019
monstrosity monstrosity huh huh
811
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:06,300
is that why you keep staring on it I
812
00:58:03,019 --> 00:58:09,119
literally can't look away don't even
813
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:12,810
think I could if I tried fake date
814
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:14,490
remember this is a fake date so I don't
815
00:58:12,809 --> 00:58:17,009
make a fool out of myself when I go out
816
00:58:14,489 --> 00:58:18,328
with David on Thursday okay but ii leave
817
00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:20,819
this house you've got to pretend it's
818
00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:22,680
real I'll coach you and hopefully by
819
00:58:20,818 --> 00:58:24,119
Thursday we'll get news of a tragic
820
00:58:22,679 --> 00:58:28,588
accident that David's lost all
821
00:58:24,119 --> 00:58:36,050
functionality of his penis are you sure
822
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:36,049
I look okay no Blake you look phenomenal
823
00:58:37,550 --> 00:58:46,818
if that bastard doesn't say those exact
824
00:58:40,230 --> 00:58:50,869
words are better he's not deserving okay
825
00:58:46,818 --> 00:58:50,869
shall we yes
826
00:58:55,108 --> 00:58:58,949
are you having a picnic or something
827
00:58:57,150 --> 00:59:00,239
rule number 9 Blake if a guy wants to
828
00:58:58,949 --> 00:59:02,429
surprise the shit out of you
829
00:59:00,239 --> 00:59:06,358
don't question it just tell him how
830
00:59:02,429 --> 00:59:08,879
awesome yes okay well you are awesome
831
00:59:06,358 --> 00:59:10,469
and best fake date ever
832
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,210
hey you know what we need to pretend
833
00:59:10,469 --> 00:59:14,848
like this is real remember or what's the
834
00:59:12,210 --> 00:59:23,088
point I don't know maybe a fun night
835
00:59:14,849 --> 00:59:28,140
some good food all right we're canoeing
836
00:59:23,088 --> 00:59:32,239
towards the restaurant yeah okay I have
837
00:59:28,139 --> 00:59:34,379
to admit to you that is it's pretty cool
838
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:36,210
although I don't know how much help I'm
839
00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:39,539
gonna be in distress won't cross my
840
00:59:36,210 --> 00:59:42,139
heart I won't look up your skirt rule
841
00:59:39,539 --> 00:59:42,140
number seven
842
00:59:42,860 --> 01:00:18,800
and always lie I'm Julio I'll be your
843
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,000
server this evening can I get you
844
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:24,140
started with anything yeah can we have
845
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:28,010
two margaritas on the rocks rule number
846
01:00:24,139 --> 01:00:30,379
ten only two drinks not three not four I
847
01:00:28,010 --> 01:00:31,970
know you can get nervous but after you
848
01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:33,140
go past two drinks you can lose your
849
01:00:31,969 --> 01:00:34,489
inhibition and things can get out of
850
01:00:33,139 --> 01:00:38,420
control real fast
851
01:00:34,489 --> 01:00:39,739
two is a safe number and yeah you know
852
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:43,639
because you're gonna need that for your
853
01:00:39,739 --> 01:00:47,329
cardio later cardio yeah sex with David
854
01:00:43,639 --> 01:00:48,069
oh I am I haven't really thought about
855
01:00:47,329 --> 01:00:52,719
that
856
01:00:48,070 --> 01:00:57,470
mmm it's a nice special please
857
01:00:52,719 --> 01:01:01,789
Thanks you know what's gonna happen
858
01:00:57,469 --> 01:01:03,019
eventually right yeah I don't know I
859
01:01:01,789 --> 01:01:06,259
don't really like thinking about it
860
01:01:03,019 --> 01:01:07,539
because well honestly it kind of makes
861
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:11,390
me want to puke huh
862
01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:13,639
no it's just I'm gonna be horrible and
863
01:01:11,389 --> 01:01:14,559
then I make a fool out of myself and
864
01:01:13,639 --> 01:01:18,920
then he's gonna hate it
865
01:01:14,559 --> 01:01:20,210
number six guys never hate sex okay if
866
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:22,789
he's not getting off it's either because
867
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:25,610
he mistakenly use numbing jealous of KY
868
01:01:22,789 --> 01:01:28,519
or he's gay and you just lack the goods
869
01:01:25,610 --> 01:01:32,249
to get in there okay why you still need
870
01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:35,559
another minute yeah
871
01:01:32,248 --> 01:01:38,439
if you can't even talk about having sex
872
01:01:35,559 --> 01:01:40,660
with David I just why are you even going
873
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:43,150
on a date with him I get it why are you
874
01:01:40,659 --> 01:01:45,578
even using my help it's just I don't
875
01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:48,519
know don't you think it's moving so fast
876
01:01:45,579 --> 01:01:50,410
I wanted him to notice me I didn't want
877
01:01:48,518 --> 01:01:54,639
him to take me to bed two weeks after
878
01:01:50,409 --> 01:02:00,068
your little plan works well then just
879
01:01:54,639 --> 01:02:06,969
say no rules 12 13 and 14 clearly say
880
01:02:00,068 --> 01:02:09,159
that you can absolutely say no so how
881
01:02:06,969 --> 01:02:16,419
did you get into this how did you start
882
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:20,469
wingman actually it was my sister she
883
01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:22,420
was at the time crushing really hard on
884
01:02:20,469 --> 01:02:25,058
this guy for my team and I say hard I
885
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:27,519
mean she drove her car into a mailbox
886
01:02:25,059 --> 01:02:31,930
when we had him over for fourth of July
887
01:02:27,518 --> 01:02:35,199
yeah the sad thing is is he was in knew
888
01:02:31,929 --> 01:02:37,629
her too she was always so shy and
889
01:02:35,199 --> 01:02:39,639
insecure to ever meet him halfway and I
890
01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:40,059
was always just too selfish to give a
891
01:02:39,639 --> 01:02:44,230
shit
892
01:02:40,059 --> 01:02:45,910
so she settled she's all for a guy who
893
01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:49,778
thinks that video games are like the
894
01:02:45,909 --> 01:02:53,248
Olympics so there's two types of
895
01:02:49,778 --> 01:02:55,599
settling there's a type that is cute a
896
01:02:53,248 --> 01:02:57,009
match made in heaven were you look at a
897
01:02:55,599 --> 01:03:01,749
couple holding hands in public and you
898
01:02:57,009 --> 01:03:03,068
think exact role legally blind and then
899
01:03:01,748 --> 01:03:06,338
there's the other type of settling which
900
01:03:03,068 --> 01:03:08,190
is the insecure type while her girl
901
01:03:06,338 --> 01:03:11,650
never reaches her full potential and
902
01:03:08,190 --> 01:03:16,079
settles for someone you know that's what
903
01:03:11,650 --> 01:03:19,289
she's worth my sister deserve better and
904
01:03:16,079 --> 01:03:21,579
if she had just an ounce of confidence
905
01:03:19,289 --> 01:03:24,099
it would have changed her life now if
906
01:03:21,579 --> 01:03:26,589
she even had one rule for my playbook it
907
01:03:24,099 --> 01:03:33,759
would have changed her life
908
01:03:26,588 --> 01:03:33,759
well and so the playbook to the playbook
909
01:03:37,239 --> 01:03:40,670
okay
910
01:03:38,449 --> 01:03:42,108
the final rule your feeling like the
911
01:03:40,670 --> 01:03:45,259
dates going good and you want to
912
01:03:42,108 --> 01:03:56,920
continue it's up to you to invite them
913
01:03:45,259 --> 01:03:56,920
in okay yeah no do you want to come in
914
01:03:57,548 --> 01:04:02,748
Wow
915
01:03:58,929 --> 01:04:03,379
that depends on what do you have
916
01:04:02,748 --> 01:04:05,389
refreshments
917
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:06,920
you can't just invite someone and
918
01:04:05,389 --> 01:04:10,190
expecting something to happen you have
919
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:17,329
to have coffee drink late-night movie
920
01:04:10,190 --> 01:04:17,960
it's kind of an unwritten rule all of
921
01:04:17,329 --> 01:04:24,640
the above
922
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:24,639
how's that thanks enter
923
01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:51,989
[Music]
924
01:04:47,429 --> 01:04:51,989
screw David you mind
925
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:02,199
[Music]
926
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:10,399
[Music]
927
01:05:24,309 --> 01:05:27,429
[Music]
928
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:33,199
[Music]
929
01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:41,639
[Music]
930
01:05:44,230 --> 01:06:41,920
[Music]
931
01:06:44,000 --> 01:07:02,748
[Music]
932
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:17,380
[Music]
933
01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:32,298
gasps you gonna suffocate me no Blake's
934
01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:34,429
a friend and now it's gonna be awkward
935
01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:36,259
not to mention she's a frickin client
936
01:07:34,429 --> 01:07:38,419
what the hell were you thinking what I
937
01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:39,740
really liked her that David's a douche
938
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:40,539
and that I'd rather die than let him
939
01:07:39,739 --> 01:07:43,278
touch her
940
01:07:40,539 --> 01:07:44,630
you aren't bailing does it look like I'm
941
01:07:43,278 --> 01:07:46,759
jumping out the window or making up some
942
01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:55,369
story about my dog you know how a dog I
943
01:07:46,759 --> 01:07:56,929
know where's Blake baking she got up
944
01:07:55,369 --> 01:07:58,910
with the ass crack of dawn went for a
945
01:07:56,929 --> 01:08:04,639
four mile run and then she decided to
946
01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:06,009
make you pancakes pancakes mm-hmm all
947
01:08:04,639 --> 01:08:09,078
right
948
01:08:06,009 --> 01:08:12,259
hi are you making pancakes yeah good
949
01:08:09,079 --> 01:08:13,519
morning morning it's safe to relax he
950
01:08:12,259 --> 01:08:16,838
was freaking out that you missed your
951
01:08:13,518 --> 01:08:19,969
normal meeting at the bench so shit I
952
01:08:16,838 --> 01:08:21,649
didn't mean to sleep in I know you
953
01:08:19,969 --> 01:08:23,899
looked exhausted though and I didn't
954
01:08:21,649 --> 01:08:25,789
wanna wake you up I was exhausted sweet
955
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:26,960
cheeks but the best type of way the type
956
01:08:25,789 --> 01:08:30,229
where you probably should take a week
957
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:32,560
off of school mm-hmm me too think of the
958
01:08:30,229 --> 01:08:35,928
possibility this could change for life
959
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:39,350
well maybe it is I could get really
960
01:08:35,929 --> 01:08:41,210
addicted these no not in the kitchen you
961
01:08:39,350 --> 01:08:44,900
guys I will seriously grab the pillow
962
01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:46,850
from upstairs now break apart for once I
963
01:08:44,899 --> 01:08:48,649
am NOT cooking so I went to sit and
964
01:08:46,850 --> 01:08:51,159
enjoy my coffee without watching real
965
01:08:48,649 --> 01:08:51,158
life porn
966
01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:02,829
who got late last night
967
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:11,210
you know you can't hook up with clients
968
01:09:07,779 --> 01:09:13,460
yeah that contract got terminated the
969
01:09:11,210 --> 01:09:18,920
second she screamed my name okay so no
970
01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:22,069
David yes no did you say yet one he's
971
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:24,020
still a friend and I I'm still gonna go
972
01:09:22,069 --> 01:09:26,960
to dinner with him I'm a friend named we
973
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:29,330
screwed one four times last night I'm
974
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:32,000
sorry was that all it was - you know I
975
01:09:29,329 --> 01:09:33,260
don't know where there's more reason why
976
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,489
I don't think you should be going on a
977
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:42,770
date with douche pants look it's fine
978
01:09:37,489 --> 01:09:44,000
okay I promise you it is fine okay no no
979
01:09:42,770 --> 01:09:55,940
no put me down
980
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:57,229
we'll be back you're gonna read the
981
01:09:55,939 --> 01:10:00,159
compatibility report with Blake I
982
01:09:57,229 --> 01:10:00,159
haven't decided yet
983
01:10:00,819 --> 01:10:05,509
are you doing home I live here unless
984
01:10:04,789 --> 01:10:08,239
you're kicking me out
985
01:10:05,510 --> 01:10:15,230
which you may do have to read in the
986
01:10:08,239 --> 01:10:17,359
report it's that bad stats show that if
987
01:10:15,229 --> 01:10:19,879
client a Blake or do embark on a
988
01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:23,659
relationship with client B Ian there is
989
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:24,890
a 50% chance that one or both hearts
990
01:10:23,659 --> 01:10:26,449
will be broken in a relational and
991
01:10:24,890 --> 01:10:30,340
within two months once the honeymoon
992
01:10:26,449 --> 01:10:35,149
stage is done yeah
993
01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:36,350
David's father it's gone poor shows that
994
01:10:35,149 --> 01:10:38,119
if client a or doe barking a
995
01:10:36,350 --> 01:10:41,270
relationship with clients see there is
996
01:10:38,119 --> 01:10:45,619
an 87% chance that the relationship will
997
01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:47,950
be a success and it will bloom Blake and
998
01:10:45,619 --> 01:10:47,949
David
999
01:10:51,970 --> 01:10:55,240
not on my watch
1000
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:58,939
all right you know what I think you
1001
01:10:57,949 --> 01:11:04,279
should fake the flu tonight
1002
01:10:58,939 --> 01:11:05,719
Ian look at me mmm I can't it just it
1003
01:11:04,279 --> 01:11:06,920
reminds me that tonight he's gonna be
1004
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:09,140
looking at you and every time I think
1005
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:11,149
about him in the same damn room I want
1006
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:14,750
to cut his damn shooting hand off and
1007
01:11:11,149 --> 01:11:16,579
bury it in Gabe's yard okay listen the
1008
01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:19,460
sooner I can get tonight's dinner over
1009
01:11:16,579 --> 01:11:19,939
with and tell him how happy I am with
1010
01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:21,680
you
1011
01:11:19,939 --> 01:11:24,579
the sooner we can just put this whole
1012
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:27,680
David thing behind us okay
1013
01:11:24,579 --> 01:11:29,300
just just go hi I'm I'm not gonna be the
1014
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:32,570
crazy ass boyfriend who's jealous and
1015
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:35,239
drives you to your date so just go maybe
1016
01:11:32,569 --> 01:11:39,109
I'll see you tonight I'll come by your
1017
01:11:35,239 --> 01:11:41,359
place after you okay yep you know don't
1018
01:11:39,109 --> 01:11:42,739
let him touch you okay not even on your
1019
01:11:41,359 --> 01:11:43,670
back so he's touching your back means
1020
01:11:42,739 --> 01:11:48,489
he's thinking about touching your ass
1021
01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:53,680
all right mm-hmm I promise
1022
01:11:48,489 --> 01:11:53,679
trust me yeah
1023
01:11:53,800 --> 01:12:00,460
go get him yeah coming through today you
1024
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:01,420
make that compatibility report for me
1025
01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:06,090
and Blake because you knew that
1026
01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:06,090
eventually I jump into commitment I
1027
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:11,769
input your information the moment I saw
1028
01:12:10,390 --> 01:12:13,300
things start to change between you and
1029
01:12:11,770 --> 01:12:16,930
Blake hell
1030
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:21,840
the minute I noticed the linger come
1031
01:12:16,930 --> 01:12:24,100
again the linger you lingered you leaned
1032
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:25,720
every muscle in your body tensed when
1033
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:33,490
she walked into the room I've never seen
1034
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:35,199
you linger like that shit I'm a fifty
1035
01:12:33,489 --> 01:12:41,159
David's an 87 and he's with her right
1036
01:12:35,199 --> 01:12:41,159
now I'll Drive
1037
01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:50,550
she's facing him she's not sitting
1038
01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:50,550
across from but to the side
1039
01:12:51,819 --> 01:12:57,189
bastard may have skills after all you
1040
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:58,450
want to see no that's the last thing I
1041
01:12:57,189 --> 01:12:58,869
want to see us how close he's sitting
1042
01:12:58,449 --> 01:13:00,909
door
1043
01:12:58,869 --> 01:13:04,800
well he's strategically dropping his
1044
01:13:00,909 --> 01:13:04,800
napkin so we can inch his chair closer
1045
01:13:10,748 --> 01:13:15,198
it's scary how well you know the male
1046
01:13:13,158 --> 01:13:17,439
gender dinner is over ordering dessert
1047
01:13:15,198 --> 01:13:22,928
then I'll be home don't worry
1048
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:22,928
we should go okay yeah we should go
1049
01:13:31,890 --> 01:13:42,570
I hope you enjoyed your dessert get me
1050
01:13:38,010 --> 01:13:47,159
drunk does it feel
1051
01:13:42,569 --> 01:13:50,389
oh you mean getting my heart broken gee
1052
01:13:47,159 --> 01:13:54,050
I don't know max kind of tickles
1053
01:13:50,390 --> 01:13:57,240
again your feather stuck in my ass I
1054
01:13:54,050 --> 01:14:02,579
mean being on the other side another one
1055
01:13:57,239 --> 01:14:08,329
who gets rejected he's a better fit the
1056
01:14:02,579 --> 01:14:08,329
numbers don't lie the numbers right yeah
1057
01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:13,500
the numbers don't take into account
1058
01:14:11,550 --> 01:14:14,100
chemistry may computers can't do that
1059
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:16,289
mhm
1060
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:18,060
look we're still technically under
1061
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:21,329
contracts with Blake per our agreement
1062
01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:24,990
so as long as she's gone on her date
1063
01:14:21,329 --> 01:14:28,170
with David and kissed him the contract
1064
01:14:24,989 --> 01:14:31,679
technically done so terminate the
1065
01:14:28,170 --> 01:14:36,989
contract Klug payment and delete her
1066
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:40,920
information do you like this by ignoring
1067
01:14:36,989 --> 01:14:47,699
her you run the risk that what did I
1068
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:55,710
lose her forever she's already gonna she
1069
01:14:47,699 --> 01:14:58,130
made her decision she kissed him I'm
1070
01:14:55,710 --> 01:14:58,130
gonna get back
1071
01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:04,650
hey is in here I need to talk to you
1072
01:15:02,220 --> 01:15:05,640
like you should go I'm not leaving until
1073
01:15:04,649 --> 01:15:07,409
I talk to him
1074
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:10,470
likes he doesn't understand what he saw
1075
01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:11,819
and I I just need to explain hey wait to
1076
01:15:10,470 --> 01:15:13,710
me why the hell was some other guy
1077
01:15:11,819 --> 01:15:15,329
kissing you I'd much rather talk to Ian
1078
01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:18,539
about that tough shit
1079
01:15:15,329 --> 01:15:21,149
oh you got me okay he kissed me Lex
1080
01:15:18,539 --> 01:15:22,619
and you kissed him back mmm I'm missing
1081
01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:24,119
some important detail here where you
1082
01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:27,840
pushed him away you need him in the ball
1083
01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:30,840
I I did push him away he hesitated you
1084
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:32,340
must be proud of yourself the first girl
1085
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,810
to take down Ian Hunter he just toss
1086
01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:35,850
them aside the second year childhood
1087
01:15:33,810 --> 01:15:36,750
crush looks your way David and I are
1088
01:15:35,850 --> 01:15:38,940
just friends
1089
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:41,310
that's it and you and you nor what you
1090
01:15:38,939 --> 01:15:43,229
kissed another dude whatever you and Ian
1091
01:15:41,310 --> 01:15:46,320
had is over expect the contract
1092
01:15:43,229 --> 01:16:06,689
termination Anna and honestly I think
1093
01:15:46,319 --> 01:16:08,819
your bitch yeah come on har nothing I
1094
01:16:06,689 --> 01:16:10,769
didn't I didn't mean to call her a bitch
1095
01:16:08,819 --> 01:16:12,779
I just got a cop in the moment yeah hey
1096
01:16:10,770 --> 01:16:21,170
hey she cares about you
1097
01:16:12,779 --> 01:16:21,170
she's gonna be back three two
1098
01:16:31,779 --> 01:16:36,859
no don't talk for two seconds so I can
1099
01:16:34,488 --> 01:16:38,328
speak tell Ian that I need to talk to
1100
01:16:36,859 --> 01:16:45,498
him and I'm not gonna stop calling him
1101
01:16:38,328 --> 01:16:49,609
until he hears me out I love him I love
1102
01:16:45,498 --> 01:16:52,840
him good answer
1103
01:16:49,609 --> 01:16:52,839
well be in touch
1104
01:17:12,998 --> 01:17:24,819
can I talk to you did you get my email
1105
01:17:19,988 --> 01:17:28,069
we're done no we're not Ian I love you I
1106
01:17:24,819 --> 01:17:30,920
love you so much and I'm so sorry about
1107
01:17:28,069 --> 01:17:34,359
the kiss but it I was confused and it
1108
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:36,649
had nothing to do with you yeah no shit
1109
01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:38,389
look you did us both a favor
1110
01:17:36,649 --> 01:17:40,399
our projected success rate wasn't even
1111
01:17:38,389 --> 01:17:43,639
close to being good you should probably
1112
01:17:40,399 --> 01:17:45,618
go be with who you wanted all along you
1113
01:17:43,639 --> 01:17:48,440
know all of that's changed there's the
1114
01:17:45,618 --> 01:17:49,639
sex chemical reaction occurs that
1115
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:51,799
emotionally bonds you with someone when
1116
01:17:49,639 --> 01:17:56,389
you have sex with them give it a few
1117
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:58,369
days it'll wear off so while I in I'm
1118
01:17:56,389 --> 01:18:01,279
telling you that I love you and you're
1119
01:17:58,368 --> 01:18:04,609
just you're gonna push me away don't do
1120
01:18:01,279 --> 01:18:07,840
that don't in don't you care about me
1121
01:18:04,609 --> 01:18:07,839
like even a tiny bit
1122
01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:15,880
your boyfriend's waiting my boyfriend is
1123
01:18:14,380 --> 01:18:18,090
standing right in front of me not
1124
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,090
anymore
1125
01:18:18,359 --> 01:18:26,908
yeah be happy okay
1126
01:18:21,729 --> 01:18:26,909
hey and good to see you buddy oh yeah
1127
01:18:26,969 --> 01:18:31,630
I'm out of here
1128
01:18:28,599 --> 01:18:34,739
and David treat her right Oh certainly
1129
01:18:31,630 --> 01:18:34,739
we'll just like I did last night
1130
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:40,328
disrespect God again I'll kill you
1131
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:43,538
Judy it was a joke I'm kidding and you
1132
01:18:40,328 --> 01:18:46,078
have said the same stuff you said the
1133
01:18:43,538 --> 01:18:46,078
same babe
1134
01:18:48,238 --> 01:18:57,158
yeah and wait please let me talk wait
1135
01:18:52,719 --> 01:19:00,189
please look I only kissed David to make
1136
01:18:57,158 --> 01:19:02,109
sure of my feelings and it felt wrong
1137
01:19:00,189 --> 01:19:05,348
and and horrible and it just confirmed
1138
01:19:02,109 --> 01:19:10,299
to me that I loved you that before after
1139
01:19:05,349 --> 01:19:12,400
you screwed up are you kidding me how
1140
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:14,199
does it go from kissing to sex I
1141
01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:21,569
basically walked you through the steps
1142
01:19:14,198 --> 01:19:24,629
Blake are we done
1143
01:19:21,569 --> 01:19:27,788
so done
1144
01:19:24,630 --> 01:19:27,788
[Music]
1145
01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:53,360
I know what you're thinking I played
1146
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:56,710
this all wrong I should call her no she
1147
01:19:53,359 --> 01:20:02,859
gets David he's the right fit for her I
1148
01:19:56,710 --> 01:20:04,880
won't call her but I miss her
1149
01:20:02,859 --> 01:20:10,848
fuck it I'll text her
1150
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:13,069
I miss you you rejected me when I said I
1151
01:20:10,849 --> 01:20:16,670
love you go to hell
1152
01:20:13,069 --> 01:20:18,340
smiley face a smiley face well a smiley
1153
01:20:16,670 --> 01:20:20,539
face means that there's still hope right
1154
01:20:18,340 --> 01:20:22,659
but we all know what smiley face does
1155
01:20:20,539 --> 01:20:25,130
not mean I want to have sex with you
1156
01:20:22,658 --> 01:20:27,500
sometimes the smiley face just means I'm
1157
01:20:25,130 --> 01:20:33,609
happy but that means she was happy for
1158
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:36,109
me to go to hell or just happy get up
1159
01:20:33,609 --> 01:20:38,058
stop moping around look I love you like
1160
01:20:36,109 --> 01:20:41,630
a brother this compatibility report is
1161
01:20:38,059 --> 01:20:43,159
ruining your life does I break her heart
1162
01:20:41,630 --> 01:20:47,420
in two months and David on the other
1163
01:20:43,158 --> 01:20:52,789
hand she'd be in total bliss yeah well I
1164
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:55,460
may have tweaked the numbers a bit what
1165
01:20:52,789 --> 01:20:57,139
did you do what what I had to do you
1166
01:20:55,460 --> 01:21:05,689
when we first started wingmen deal with
1167
01:20:57,139 --> 01:21:07,190
we both took never fall in love and what
1168
01:21:05,689 --> 01:21:11,509
on that same drunken evening would you
1169
01:21:07,189 --> 01:21:16,089
make me swear to you that you won't let
1170
01:21:11,510 --> 01:21:16,090
me mm-hmm and why is that
1171
01:21:17,170 --> 01:21:26,349
cuz I'm sick of losing shit yeah man
1172
01:21:23,569 --> 01:21:26,349
your sauce on my back
1173
01:21:27,429 --> 01:21:33,579
so I did I changed the numbers man just
1174
01:21:31,939 --> 01:21:36,319
a little but enough for you to bail
1175
01:21:33,579 --> 01:21:38,050
don't you get it it doesn't matter the
1176
01:21:36,319 --> 01:21:47,559
numbers can be manipulated but the heart
1177
01:21:38,050 --> 01:21:51,679
can't Dan poet so you get so much ass I
1178
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:53,750
know we're David's party tonight and
1179
01:21:51,679 --> 01:21:56,239
word on the street is he's at it alone
1180
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:56,630
while gab things that would Blake care
1181
01:21:56,238 --> 01:22:00,408
for a drink
1182
01:21:56,630 --> 01:22:01,909
what yeah I wish mr. goody two-shoes oh
1183
01:22:00,408 --> 01:22:04,368
look a butterfly let's hug the tree
1184
01:22:01,908 --> 01:22:07,339
actually as bad as I wish he was
1185
01:22:04,368 --> 01:22:11,658
oh is that were the case yeah but it's
1186
01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:13,579
not one of the most important stats guys
1187
01:22:11,658 --> 01:22:16,939
typically mess up within two weeks of a
1188
01:22:13,579 --> 01:22:21,109
new relationship and why is that god
1189
01:22:16,939 --> 01:22:23,089
complex god complex translation I stole
1190
01:22:21,109 --> 01:22:25,549
a sexy piece of ass from Ian Hunter so I
1191
01:22:23,090 --> 01:22:26,929
can get any chick that I want so come
1192
01:22:25,550 --> 01:22:30,529
hither my pretties well show you what a
1193
01:22:26,929 --> 01:22:34,300
real man can do you silver-tongued devil
1194
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:41,809
get your shit together believe in 15
1195
01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:41,810
[Music]
1196
01:22:49,180 --> 01:22:54,840
[Music]
1197
01:23:00,079 --> 01:23:04,679
I'm downtown and you need a ride is it
1198
01:23:03,029 --> 01:23:11,000
normal to see Pinocchio after doing
1199
01:23:04,679 --> 01:23:23,069
shrimps I'll be right there
1200
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:25,289
just like that I'm back in the game you
1201
01:23:23,069 --> 01:23:26,759
don't look high as a kite did you want
1202
01:23:25,289 --> 01:23:29,189
to get a drink no I don't want to get a
1203
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:30,810
drink you do realize the last time I saw
1204
01:23:29,189 --> 01:23:32,609
you you almost killed David and somehow
1205
01:23:30,810 --> 01:23:34,410
simultaneously broke my heart in the
1206
01:23:32,609 --> 01:23:38,809
process and now you're just gonna call
1207
01:23:34,409 --> 01:23:40,800
me drunk and out I'm not drunk okay I
1208
01:23:38,810 --> 01:23:42,510
have a confession to make
1209
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:50,670
and I know it's not particular romantic
1210
01:23:42,510 --> 01:23:56,280
but I love you just throw out and I love
1211
01:23:50,670 --> 01:24:00,199
you well hi Wow dope being high and yeah
1212
01:23:56,279 --> 01:24:00,198
I did because it's true
1213
01:24:00,409 --> 01:24:08,309
iPhone ass over heels in love with you I
1214
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:12,539
desperately want you I know I I need you
1215
01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:16,199
I fucking crave you I was scared you're
1216
01:24:12,539 --> 01:24:17,729
scared yeah an hunter is scared I'm
1217
01:24:16,198 --> 01:24:20,759
scared that you'd be settling for me
1218
01:24:17,729 --> 01:24:23,299
when David is the one you wanted all you
1219
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:26,820
know that I would be sailing with him
1220
01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:29,360
and I wouldn't be settling with you you
1221
01:24:26,819 --> 01:24:29,359
know it
1222
01:24:31,770 --> 01:24:39,810
I promise you this it will only ever be
1223
01:24:36,449 --> 01:24:41,609
you bike you're the only person I want
1224
01:24:39,810 --> 01:24:47,000
to wake up with the only person I want
1225
01:24:41,609 --> 01:24:47,000
to spend my nights with I love you I
1226
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:54,949
love you just kiss him already
1227
01:24:53,520 --> 01:25:03,770
yeah
1228
01:24:54,949 --> 01:25:06,149
[Music]
1229
01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:07,800
so this is the part of the story where
1230
01:25:06,149 --> 01:25:09,599
we cheer to new beginnings and lots of
1231
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:12,449
happy endings and while I pride myself
1232
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:16,710
for the success of wingman Inc I've
1233
01:25:12,448 --> 01:25:21,149
learned firsthand that sometimes sure
1234
01:25:16,710 --> 01:25:23,550
what sweet cheeks do you uh you might as
1235
01:25:21,149 --> 01:25:25,979
I was saying sometimes you just need to
1236
01:25:23,550 --> 01:25:29,850
forget all the rules and just follow
1237
01:25:25,979 --> 01:25:31,979
your heart oh that's too bad you know I
1238
01:25:29,850 --> 01:25:47,159
was really hoping we could do a rule
1239
01:25:31,979 --> 01:25:48,569
number 18 again did Ian talk to you he
1240
01:25:47,158 --> 01:25:51,420
talks to me everyday you need any more
1241
01:25:48,569 --> 01:25:52,859
specific now that he's a flake he wants
1242
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:56,399
to limit his wingman work and said I
1243
01:25:52,859 --> 01:26:01,729
could work with you guys not a chance to
1244
01:25:56,399 --> 01:26:01,729
know oh there's a chance
1245
01:26:02,849 --> 01:26:19,479
yeah chance will poison my lucky charms
1246
01:26:05,859 --> 01:26:24,670
and we'll kill each other if you were an
1247
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:28,150
ocean I dive in some sand coming for a
1248
01:26:24,670 --> 01:26:31,809
deep breath hold it and take your wave
1249
01:26:28,149 --> 01:26:40,299
again if you were a just song just got
1250
01:26:31,809 --> 01:26:42,039
along be part of your son in the every
1251
01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:49,069
time I see you I just
1252
01:26:42,039 --> 01:26:49,069
[Music]
1253
01:26:49,770 --> 01:26:55,240
spawning a class to do
1254
01:26:53,029 --> 01:26:59,279
and I would know what to do
1255
01:26:55,239 --> 01:26:59,279
just wanna cackle asti you
1256
01:27:00,328 --> 01:27:10,729
if you are spoon shot Oh whiskey
1257
01:27:03,899 --> 01:27:15,439
I drink down slowly have another round
1258
01:27:10,729 --> 01:27:18,769
if you are so dance I learned you
1259
01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:18,769
answered you
1260
01:27:21,510 --> 01:27:42,069
[Music]
1261
01:27:44,350 --> 01:27:49,670
above me everything I'm looking for
1262
01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:52,880
thing about you more and more I love me
1263
01:27:49,670 --> 01:27:54,000
would you love me how can I know I can't
1264
01:27:52,880 --> 01:28:04,329
be sure
1265
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:04,329
[Music]
1266
01:28:04,899 --> 01:28:15,849
cause dude
1267
01:28:07,039 --> 01:28:15,850
[Music]
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