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Kryptonite, the ultimate bane to Superman.
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If it were only as big as my head.
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I spent two years and $3 billion
mining outer space...
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...and this green grain of rice is
all I have to show for it?
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Eh, it's a pretty green.
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Unless I have enough of it to make
Superman's head explode, Mercy, my dear...
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...it's not the kind of green that interests me.
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LexCorp bleeds millions every time
the Man of Steel...
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...thwarts my covert plans to
achieve world domination.
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What does he have against
free enterprise, anyway, hmm?
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And every day that Superman's
popularity spikes...
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...mine drops another rung
down the sewers of Metropolis.
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Well, I think you're amazing, Mr. Luthor.
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I pay you to think I'm amazing, Mercy.
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But market research shows it doesn't matter...
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...how much money Lex Luthor
pumps into this economy.
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People only respond to amazing heroes. Huh.
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So today LexCorp unveils a new breed of hero.
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Up, up and away above Metropolis,
to defend our city, our world...
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...against wayward meteors and alien threats.
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Because even Superman
can't patrol Earth's orbit 24/7.
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The LX7 supercomputer indicates
the bogey may be space debris.
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Uh, that debris just hung a hard right toward Earth.
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Uh, let's put Lex 9000 to the test.
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Velocity is off the charts. Impact in...
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I know the when, just give me the where.
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Uh, here. It's heading straight for us.
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Let's get out of here.
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Data. Billions of bit streams.
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I think I shall help myself.
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Brainiac just hijacked Lexlabs.
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If he's gonna cripple Metropolis
by crashing all our computers like last time...
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...whose front page am I gonna read it on first?
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I'm on it, chief. Just need to make a pit stop.
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Uh, but my hands are still Wet, Ms. Lane.
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Dry them on your socks
and grab your camera, Jimmy.
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If Kent beats us to another scoop,
I've officially lost my mojo.
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Buckle up.
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Mr. Luthor, sir.
Brainiac just crash-landed at Lexlabs.
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But Lex 9000...
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Shall I fetch the limo?
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Brainiac.
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It's time to log off.
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But I hunger for knowledge, son of Krypton.
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And knowledge is power.
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You may want to attend to that.
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Whoa. He's going the other way, Ms. Lane.
What are we gonna do?
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Get another angle on things.
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Why can't you be more like Kent?
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He never whines.
Heck, half the time, I don't even know he's here.
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You better get the fear.
Be a real newsman, or there's the door.
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Huh.
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Oh, Ms. Lane, you know something
bad's gonna happen.
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Why do you always have to
put yourself in these situations?
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He's why, Jimmy.
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Upload complete.
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Another small step in my evolution
toward becoming the ultimate intellect.
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And information is most valuable
if I am the only one who possesses it.
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Were the only one.
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Nice try, son of Krypton...
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...but I am now equipped to go one better.
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It may not be kryptonite...
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...but its power cannot be denied.
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I am so happy...
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No, wait.
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- I'm sad.
- Sir?
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Lex 9000 is supposed to bust up meteors,
not Superman.
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News of this could ruin me.
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Well, can't beat ringside.
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Mercy, microwave some popcorn.
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Oh, boy.
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Ms. Lane!
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Help! Help!
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How ironic. Brought to your knees by a device...
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...intended to drive the likes of me away.
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With you deleted, son of Krypton...
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...nothing can stop me from draining
your planet dry of all its data.
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Help! Help!
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I think I shall enjoy hurtling humankind
back to the Dark Ages.
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Ooh. Brain freeze.
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Ms. Lane, you really need to be more careful.
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You always catch me when I fall, Superman.
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Besides, how else am I supposed to
get to know you better?
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Brainiac and Lex 9000 made quite a team.
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They were yay close to offing
the big blue boy scout.
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Until Superman brained Brainiac.
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Or did he?
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Please, please, shoot my good side.
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Didn't know you had one.
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Touché, Lane.
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Welcome, Superman.
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I'd offer you a latte, but Brainiac seems to
have busted up our refreshment station.
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Mr. Luthor, care to comment about
the operation of your so-called meteor buster?
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Hey, hey, hey, I just build the stuff.
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How intergalactic scum choose to use it is
another matter. Isn't that right, Superman?
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If it had done its job
and shot down Brainiac in the first place...
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...we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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Oh, pshaw.
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New technology always requires fine-tuning.
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But the real question is,
who's gonna pay for this mess?
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Thanks to you, Superman,
Brainiac's in no condition to cut me a check.
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Nope, no signs of life here.
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Kent, you're one heck of a journalist,
maybe my best.
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You meet deadlines without breaking a sweat...
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...and without putting yourself
in harm's way like Lane.
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I'm not sure how you pull it off.
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Well, guess I just keep my eye on the story
and my fingers on the typewriter keys.
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Kent, I wish you'd reconsider my offer
to be our foreign correspondent.
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Branch out. It's the Daily Planet, after all.
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Oh, I don't know, Mr. White.
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I'd hate being so far away
from home base, from the gang.
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What are you, in kindergarten?
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I suggest you worry about being far from home
when you decide to settle down.
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Whoa.
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- Mercy.
- Nice collection you got there, Jimmy.
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Which do you recommend I use for my story?
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Um... This one's my favorite.
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Get over her, Jimmy. She'd eat you alive.
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Sarah's really more your speed.
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Sarah? That geek?
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We don't have anything in common.
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You both work for the newspaper.
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- She's the food critic.
- Free meals.
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You'd never have to pick up the check.
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I like cheeseburgers and chili fries.
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She likes chichi.
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It's her job to like chichi.
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You know what they say, Jimmy:
Beauty isn't skin-deep.
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Look who's talking,
Miss Only-Has-Eyes-for-Superman.
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I won't deny there's something about
a flying man in tights that gets me tingly...
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...but when you look into someone's eyes
and get that connected feeling...
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...like somehow you've always known them...
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...that's when you know it's right.
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So, Jimmy, get past the glasses, huh?
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Hey, uh, someone mention chili fries?
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Uh, yeah, about four hours ago.
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Well, you two have fun.
I have a Superman story to finish.
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Check out my snaps, Mr. K.
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Mercy may Work for the dark side...
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...but I think that just adds to her dangerous allure.
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I wouldn't know, Jimmy.
She's not exactly my type.
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Hello, anyone home?
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What? Where am I?
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Oh. I was hoping his first words would be "Dada."
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Where are you?
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And Lex Luthor gave him sight.
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- Lex Luthor?
- In the flesh.
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I know of you through my...
...Acquisition of knowledge...
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...through my patented Lexlabs
supercomputer, yada, yada, yada.
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Your tone conveys a familiarity
that has not yet been earned, Lex Luthor.
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You know, it's just that kind of braggadocio...
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...that got you brained to bits in the first place.
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By the son of Krypton, yes.
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I'm feeling the love here. Are you?
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Brainy, babe, you and I are both muy simpatico.
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We're both into the world-domination thing...
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...and we both despise
the superpowered boy scout of Metropolis.
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If you have a point, make it.
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I can provide you with the ultimate opportunity...
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- ...to annihilate Superman.
- And in return?
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You allow me to publicly avenge the Man of Steel.
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Put on a big show, playing hero,
chase you from Earth.
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Then you take over some other world far away...
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...and leave the domination of this one to me.
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- We both live happily ever after.
- The end.
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We make strange allies, Lex Luthor.
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But giving up Earth is small sacrifice
for ridding the galaxies of my mortal enemy.
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Let's rebuild you, partner.
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I am a biotechnic entity.
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All that I require is proximity to technology...
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...to incorporate into my very being.
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Hey, I didn't mean to step on any proverbial toes.
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But if that's the case...
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...I suggest that we incorporate you...
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...with something other than
a toaster oven this time.
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Something with a little more...
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...muscle.
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Clark, is something troubling you?
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You hardly touched your chicken and dumplings.
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Yeah, you usually have at least six helpings.
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I'm watching my carbs, Morn.
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Well, we're sure glad you flew home
for the weekend, son.
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Since you've been in Metropolis, we barely see you.
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Figured it was work keeping you busy.
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Or a lady. Unh.
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- Any thoughts about settling clown?
- On Earth?
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Oh, I'm here to stay.
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Lois has been on my mind. Again.
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Oh. How are things, you know, going with her?
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As Superman? Dandy.
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But she can't seem to look Clark Kent in the eye.
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Well, maybe it's the spectacles.
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Ever consider getting
that new-fangled laser surgery?
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Heh. He doesn't need glasses.
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Right, right, x-ray vision. I knew that.
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Look, Lois is a crack reporter. Best there is.
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It's only a matter of time
before she gets past the glasses...
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...sees through my disguise.
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I'm concerned she won't ever trust me...
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...or Superman again.
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I need to tell Lois the truth.
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So, what's keeping you, Clark?
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- You got our support.
- Mm.
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I have powerful enemies who would give
anything to find my Weak spot.
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If any one of them were to discover
what Lois might learn...
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...that Clark Kent is Superman...
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Well, I can't knowingly put Lois...
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...put anyone I care about, in that kind of danger.
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Son, we know you're Superman, and we're just fine.
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Clark, if there's one thing we've learned
since being blessed with you...
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...a risk is worth taking if it's for love.
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Since you've already hijacked
Lex 9000 once on your own...
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...I have an automatic alibi.
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You just build the stuff. Heh.
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Enough dallying.
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My biotechnic-grafting process
requires an incubation period.
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Hold your horses, Brainy.
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We have a couple of extras for your travel kit. One:
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Kryptonite.
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A smidgen, but who knows?
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Combined with your new firepower...
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...it might be just enough to kick things up a notch.
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And second?
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We took a swab off your shiny little dome...
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...and guess what turned up.
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Your IQ.
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Seems Super-Duperman clocked you so hard...
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...he left a little something
for you to remember him by.
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A strand of DNA.
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With the Kryptonian's DNA,
I can lock on to his energy signature...
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...track him wherever he may be.
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That's right, partner. Heh.
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Superman may run faster than a speeding bullet...
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...but he can't hide.
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See you at Superman's funeral.
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- Night.
- Hasta la vista.
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See you in the a.m.
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Not so fast.
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Kent, need you to cover for Sarah tonight.
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She just called in sick.
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Lovesick. Ha, ha.
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No, ate some bad clams.
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You'll be reviewing Lamont Laboe's new hot spot.
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Ooh. Très chichi.
245
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,636
But, Perry,
I don't know the first thing about how to...
246
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,723
Lane, the reservation's for two. Help the man out.
247
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,980
Hungry?
248
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:32,892
Once again, I am reborn.
249
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:53,741
- I didn't know it was gonna be so...
- Dark?
250
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,411
Welcome to Le Chateau Laboe...
251
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,167
...the most romantic
dining experience in Metropolis.
252
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,829
Are we celebrating an anniversary tonight?
253
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,960
Honeymooning?
254
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,508
Ah, dating.
255
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:10,547
- Um, heh, actually, we're, uh...
- Critics.
256
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,682
So let's keep things professional, huh?
257
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,888
Mm.
258
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,275
I love to dine surrounded by beauty.
259
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:28,322
After I make a show of mopping up Brainiac
with one of my patented Lexosuits...
260
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,609
...I'll be the new boy scout of Metropolis.
261
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:35,530
And the military will finally beg
to pay you top dollar for them.
262
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,495
Hmm. You're learning, Mercy.
263
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,876
Now, parmesan, por favor.
264
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:45,505
Sir, mission control
has lost all contact with Lex 9000.
265
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,587
It vanished.
266
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,052
It's showtime.
267
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,090
Well, no, no, I'm sure...
268
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:02,481
- Ew.
- Calamari not your thing, Smallville?
269
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,810
Ha, ha. I'm 100 percent corn-fed.
270
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:07,944
If it's not Mom's chicken and dumplings...
271
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,105
Well, I'm glad there's squid on the table.
272
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,650
My pen just ran out of ink.
273
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:19,874
You know, Lois, I never pegged you
for such a romantic.
274
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,333
I mean, with Jimmy. Playing matchmaker and all.
275
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,793
I just hate seeing people miss opportunities.
276
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:31,005
Life's too short, you know What I mean?
277
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,678
I think I'm starting to.
278
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:36,010
So I meddle in Olsen's affairs.
279
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,302
What's your story, Kent? Seeing anyone?
280
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:45,521
I'm waiting for a special someone
to take notice of me.
281
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:49,107
Kent, Why so mild-mannered?
282
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:52,364
You shouldn't be afraid
to tell a girl What's on your mind.
283
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:56,652
I mean, you're kind, intelligent...
284
00:28:56,818 --> 00:29:00,322
...good-looking, well built...
285
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,624
What is it, Lois?
286
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,087
For a moment, you...
287
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,637
...reminded me of someone I know, that's all.
288
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,534
Lois, this is hard for me.
289
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,163
Maybe harder than anything I've ever had to say.
290
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,245
But there's something I need to tell you.
291
00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:47,082
Son of Krypton.
292
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,372
Yes, Clark?
293
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,132
You have something right here.
294
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,335
Oh.
295
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,846
- Son of Krypton.
- I'm here, Brainiac.
296
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,975
Clark? Clark?
297
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:24,574
I have been keeping pace
with current trends in technology.
298
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,085
And I have upgraded with one goal in mind:
299
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,870
your destruction.
300
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,963
Chief, trust me.
This is one restaurant review...
301
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,970
...you'll want plastered on the front page.
302
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:25,722
All I need is my ace photographer.
303
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,978
Hey, wait a sec.
304
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,138
Technology.
305
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,483
Enemy engaged.
306
00:31:55,997 --> 00:32:00,173
You cannot hide from me, son of Krypton.
307
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:09,308
The more I try to resist him, the weaker I become.
308
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:15,935
This time, son of Krypton, I possess brawn as well as brain.
309
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,008
Huh?
310
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,265
Oh, no.
311
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,508
Ms. Lane.
312
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,473
Lois. Lois.
313
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,470
Superman, I...
314
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,350
...should be more careful.
315
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,120
We're doing everything we can
to keep her comfortable.
316
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,415
She can be comfortable at home, doc.
317
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,003
What's her condition?
318
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,255
We're still running tests, but...
319
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,420
...her blood cells seem to be fusing...
320
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,965
...with traces of metal alloy.
321
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:55,102
As if she's being galvanized from the inside out.
322
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,888
We've called in specialists, but...
323
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:01,809
...if Ms. Lane's blood
continues to mutate at this rate...
324
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,397
...she hasn't much time.
325
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,268
Superman.
326
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,354
He didn't save her this time, Mr. Kent.
327
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,390
Superman didn't save her.
328
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,067
I need to go away for a while, Jimmy.
329
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,446
But I promise you...
330
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:53,611
...Superman will do everything
in his power to save Lois.
331
00:35:57,364 --> 00:36:00,618
Was quite a slugfest
at the new fondue joint last night.
332
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,786
But I'm not sure which I find more tragic:
333
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,796
Superman's corpse
failing to turn up in the rubble...
334
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,253
...or Lane's little mishap.
335
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:12,137
Maybe she'll think twice next time
she decides to snoop in your business.
336
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,844
If there's a next time.
337
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,759
Hmm. Mercy, send flowers.
338
00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:20,179
We could use the PR.
339
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:06,767
Welcome to your Fortress of Solitude, Kal-El.
340
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:12,190
Lois has been harmed, and it's my fault.
341
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,699
Brainiac knew I was at the restaurant.
342
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:17,281
Which means he's either discovered my identity...
343
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:19,446
...or a Way of tracking me.
344
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,874
Then I must question the wisdom
in your coming here, Kal-El.
345
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:26,036
All of Krypton's secrets could be compromised.
346
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:28,375
I need to save Lois.
347
00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,006
Nothing else matters.
348
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:33,715
And this is the one time neither my speed
nor my strength can help her.
349
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:37,381
My analysis of Ms. Lane's condition is complete.
350
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:42,144
Most curiously, I have detected a faint trace
of kryptonite in her bloodstream.
351
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,437
That would explain my weakness.
352
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:49,147
Ms. Lane is suffering from a highly
concentrated form of blood-alloy fusion.
353
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,107
What will it take to cure her?
354
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,988
There is no earthly cure.
355
00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:57,697
- There does exist a rare substance.- Where do I find it?
356
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:02,907
Only one place. The Phantom Zone.
357
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,976
I must go there.
358
00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:25,641
I had expected that, Kal-El.
359
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,602
But listen carefully.
360
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,729
Though the Phantom Zone is prison...
361
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:32,770
...to the most dangerous criminals
in all the galaxies...
362
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:36,236
...they will not present
the greatest threat to you within it.
363
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,359
I'm prepared to fend off any of its attacks.
364
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,279
Once inside, remain intently focused...
365
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,449
...and above all, accomplish your mission swiftly.
366
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:47,743
For the longer you remain in the Zone...
367
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,628
...the more vulnerable you will be to its effects...
368
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:54,417
...and the more difficult it will become
for you to find your way back.
369
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:59,258
The substance which you seek
lies at the heart of the Phantom Zone.
370
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,263
Argonium 44.
371
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,595
Be sure to obtain enough of it.
372
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,681
As well as cure Ms. Lane...
373
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,223
...Argonium 44 may also serve to shield you...
374
00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,893
from Brainiac's form of modified kryptonite.
375
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,150
You cannot hide from me.
376
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,007
So this is your sanctuary.
377
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:57,357
Data. Kryptonian data.
378
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,365
The mother lode.
379
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,659
Billions of bits...
380
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:07,368
...from the great minds of the extinct planet Krypton.
381
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,749
I shall drain it dry.
382
00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:16,877
The computer only responds to my DNA.
383
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:23,130
Welcome to your Fortress of Solitude, Kal-El.
384
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,390
Yes, it does.
385
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:30,224
This ends here, with us.
386
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,143
DNA recognition override.
387
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,604
Self-destruct mode commenced.
388
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,610
Twelve. 11...
389
00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:43,492
No, you would not.
All the knowledge of your civilization, lost?
390
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:46,324
Better lost than abused.
391
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:51,162
- ...four, three, two, one.
- No!
392
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,768
No energy signature.
393
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:16,024
At least the son of Krypton is no more.
394
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:45,799
I got one heck of a case of food poisoning.
395
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:49,011
Last time I eat outwith Clark.
396
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,801
Where is Clark?
397
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:40,191
Mercy, it's beginning to feel
like somewhere in the world...
398
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,943
...Superman may be history.
399
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:49,071
Break out the tiki torches. We're throwing a luau.
400
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:54,369
And be sure to invite
all our favorite members of the press.
401
00:42:56,949 --> 00:43:01,204
So here I work on Kent for a year
to be my foreign correspondent...
402
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:03,464
...and he picks now to take the job.
403
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,216
Then I don't hear boo from him...
404
00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:07,923
...and for the first time ever, he misses a deadline.
405
00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:11,180
Oh. Still can't reach him.
406
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,558
Maybe his cell can't roam in Uzbekistan.
407
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:18,722
I can't figure Why Kent isn't here,
with Lane laid up the way she is.
408
00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:21,437
Not to mention Superman.
409
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:25,566
Olsen, you thinking what I'm thinking?
410
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:30,282
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
411
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,910
Mr. Kent hasn't been too forthcoming.
412
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,663
It's obvious now.
413
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:39,497
Kent only took the foreign assignment
to get away from here.
414
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:42,128
From the pain of seeing Lane this way.
415
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:45,631
She must really mean a lot to him.
416
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:27,837
Hang on just a little longer, Lois.
417
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,985
What the...?
418
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,823
Olsen, why are you still here?
419
00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,485
Because you told me not to hover
around the hospital.
420
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,494
Gotta give the doctors room to work.
421
00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,073
Well, you gotta get your mind off this.
422
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,082
Gotta do something with yourself.
423
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:05,415
Okay, I'll go to the hospital.
424
00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:07,922
No. Look, kid.
425
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,209
I really should have a reporter
at the Luthor shindig tonight.
426
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:14,629
- You go.
- But I'm a photographer.
427
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:16,547
Well, I'm short-staffed.
428
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,968
My ace newshounds are either overseas...
429
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,303
...or on their deathbeds.
430
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:27,104
I'll report anything you want me to report,
Mr. White.
431
00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:31,146
It just won't be Ms. Lane's obit,
because she's gonna be all right.
432
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,274
You know she's gonna be all right.
433
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:27,956
- Clark?
- Yes.
434
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,917
Yes, Lois.
435
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:34,254
You mean, you...?
436
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,500
Thank you all for coming.
437
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:19,887
- You cut quite a rug, Senator Marquez.
- Ha, ha.
438
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:22,515
Try the fiesta dip, Mrs. Mayor.
439
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,926
It'll put hair on your back. Ha, ha.
440
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:31,140
Is this thing on'? Ahem.
441
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:34,186
Now, the new reports are true.
442
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,108
LexCorp's had a run of rough luck recently.
443
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:39,945
Heck, we can't even locate half our satellites.
444
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:45,371
But I want to state for the public record...
445
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:50,126
...that my company will never cease
in its mission to devote all its resources...
446
00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:54,005
...to the goodwill of Lexopolis...
Uh, Metropolis. Heh.
447
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,635
Huh?
448
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,748
Do not resist, mortals.
449
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,535
I now control all transmissions.
450
00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:37,207
Metropolis belongs to Brainiac.
451
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,879
And no sign of Superman.
452
00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:46,925
I guess it's time to try on a new suit.
453
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:50,265
Downtown Metropolis has come under attack!
454
00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,935
Well, where is the Man of Steel
when you most need him?
455
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:57,314
Allow me to put my money where my mouth is.
456
00:48:57,476 --> 00:49:01,231
Members of the press,
I suggest you grab your cameras...
457
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,240
...and meet me downtown in five.
458
00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:10,244
Okay. Okay, Olsen, you're a reporter.
459
00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:13,080
So, what would Ms. Lane do?
460
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:16,872
Get another angle on things.
461
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:25,922
Well, our big-brained alien ally
couldn't have timed that better.
462
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:30,889
Now Luthorman smacks him down
while the world watches.
463
00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:35,435
Get ready for your close-up, Mr. Luthor.
464
00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:38,693
Luther's working with Brainiac?
465
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:41,229
What would Ms. Lane do'?
466
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,611
Find proof.
467
00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:56,998
My mind is so blown.
468
00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:00,335
I'm alive, with you.
469
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:03,926
Lois, take it easy. You're still weak.
470
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:08,931
You always catch me when I fall, Clark Kent.
471
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,342
It makes total sense.
472
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,763
I'm such a fool for not seeing it.
473
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:19,059
And for not ever imagining
I'd be pressing my lips to yours...
474
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,398
...before Superman's.
475
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,565
Heh. I'm, uh, not sure it's the right time, Lois.
476
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:29,235
Gotcha. You're thinking romantic setting.
477
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:32,450
Say, a candlelit table back at Le Chateau?
478
00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:36,538
Lois, now that I know you're safe,
I need to stop Brainiac.
479
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:39,328
He could find me again, find us.
480
00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:41,964
Clark, you said so yourself:
481
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:44,170
Brainiac thinks Superman is dead.
482
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,928
We're both safe, as long as we leave it that way.
483
00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:53,344
I'm willing to live without Superman
as long as I have you...
484
00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:56,183
...the man behind the glasses.
485
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:58,439
It's not only us, Lois.
486
00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:01,567
All of Metropolis is in danger, our entire planet.
487
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,978
If I don't stop Brainiac, who will?
488
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,899
Special Ops, Navy SEALS, that Green Lantern guy.
489
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:11,155
Somethings not right.
490
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,116
Everything is right. Don't you see'?
491
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:17,204
I'm here, Clark, with you, just like you wanted.
492
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:21,587
You wouldn't know what I wanted,
not unless I told you or unless...
493
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,373
This isn't Metropolis.
494
00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:27,130
I never left.
495
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:30,296
No, wait.
496
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,681
Unh. Clark, don't leave me!
497
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,218
You're not Lois, you're a phantom.
498
00:51:35,384 --> 00:51:38,308
Lois is still in Metropolis.
499
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:09,043
We've done everything We can.
500
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,555
I don't expect her to last the hour.
501
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:22,143
Hey, lamebrain!
502
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:26,652
Leave planet Earth now...
503
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:30,531
...or feel the might of the new Man of Steel.
504
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:31,781
Look!
505
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,949
I destroyed Superman.
506
00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:44,040
Destroying you, Lex Luthor, will be a snap.
507
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:49,508
Ooh. He really milks the drama.
508
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,796
You're going down, clown!
509
00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,593
Come on!
510
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:17,156
Spread out.
511
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:23,034
Appreciate the Method acting, but go easy, fella.
512
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,747
Bad back.
513
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:30,041
Acting? Did you really think I would ever
hand Earth over to you, Luthor?
514
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,835
Well, actually, Brainy, no.
515
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,131
So remember those goodies
I packed into your shuttle?
516
00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:41,848
I threw in a little hidden Easter egg called
"self-destruct mechanism."
517
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:45,264
So nice working with you.
518
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,397
Huh? Huh?
519
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:52,651
You underestimate my intelligence.
520
00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:57,990
My biotechnics located your mechanism,
which I deactivated.
521
00:53:58,152 --> 00:53:59,404
Oh, boy.
522
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:03,666
Now I shall deactivate you.
523
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:05,083
Ow!
524
00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,924
Come on, get enough coverage, Olsen.
525
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,835
There's bound to be something incriminating here.
526
00:54:58,212 --> 00:54:59,589
This area is restricted.
527
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:03,976
I was just, uh, looking for the little boys' room.
528
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,351
The film.
529
00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:09,186
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak to Mr.
White about that.
530
00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,227
Editor in chief of the Daily Planet?
531
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,696
Hmm. You know something, newsboy?
532
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,276
You're kind of cute.
533
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,157
I... I am?
534
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,989
Too bad I have to break you.
535
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,339
- Look!
- Up in the sky!
536
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:41,005
It's Superman!
537
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,718
Yay.
538
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,141
What?
539
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:57,734
The son of Krypton lives?
540
00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,148
But how?
541
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:01,487
Long story, Brainiac.
542
00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:04,244
One I don't have time to share.
543
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:31,953
Give me that film!
544
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:47,764
Huh?
545
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:51,765
Oh, no! Aah!
546
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:26,174
Rooting for you, my man.
547
00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,517
No!
548
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,281
Superman!
549
01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:04,828
The reactor's gonna blow!
550
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,584
You want your camera, newsboy?
551
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,593
Come and get it.
552
01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:44,905
Fun dancing with you, Mercy.
553
01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:50,244
But I will take my camera, thank you.
554
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,885
Oh! Oh, man.
555
01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,292
Whoa. Whoa!
556
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:32,558
Good game, Supey.
557
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,473
You and I make strange allies, but...
558
01:05:43,898 --> 01:05:48,244
In any event, how lucky
for the original Man of Steel...
559
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:52,579
...that my patented Lexosuit
softened up Brainiac for him, huh? Huh?
560
01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,088
Oh. Huh?
561
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:34,871
So that is what provides
the son of Krypton with newfound power.
562
01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:36,455
No!
563
01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:20,124
She fought bravely, Superman...
564
01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:23,461
...but there's no more time.
565
01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:11,421
Clark?
566
01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:17,435
No, Lois.
567
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:21,849
It's me, Superman.
568
01:08:46,914 --> 01:08:49,884
Welcome to your Fortress of Solitude, Kal-El.
569
01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:52,387
That is, what remains of it.
570
01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:55,389
I'll rebuild it, with your help.
571
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,425
And Ms. Lane?
572
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,928
A clean bill of health.
573
01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:04,315
Though I came close, too close, to losing her.
574
01:09:05,683 --> 01:09:08,152
It's best for her safety if I keep my distance.
575
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:09,904
It's best for Lois...
576
01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:13,904
...if Clark Kent retires from the Daily Planet.
577
01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:19,323
Sure, I got a little banged up...
578
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:25,337
...but self-sacrifice comes with the territory
when you're Metropolis' protector.
579
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:30,083
Uh, me and Superman, that is. Heh.
580
01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:34,880
In fact, you might say I'm Superman's pal.
581
01:09:35,046 --> 01:09:38,220
Actually, I believe that honor belongs
to Jimmy Olsen of the Planet.
582
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:41,478
What about reports that your bodyguard
assaulted the Olsen kid?
583
01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:42,933
He was trespassing.
584
01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,272
Poor girl thought he was a burglar.
585
01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:48,776
Another thing, Mr. Luthor.
This was found within Brainiac's remains.
586
01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,609
The LexCorp logo is inscribed on its underside.
587
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:53,364
Do you care to comment?
588
01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:58,657
Mercy, phone my attorneys.
589
01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:07,420
All of them.
590
01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:11,545
Told you Mercy would eat you alive.
591
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:14,382
Yeah, she's a real tiger.
592
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:18,174
I failed you, Mr. White. I didn't get the story.
593
01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,467
Well, stick to photography, Olsen.
594
01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:24,558
I got one of my ace newshounds back.
595
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:26,935
Hey, what about lunch?
596
01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:30,060
I think you're covered, Jimmy.
597
01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:37,283
I heard you like cheeseburgers and chili fries.
598
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:40,366
Yeah. You betcha.
599
01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:42,781
Where is your other ace newshound, anyway?
600
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:45,200
It's not that he didn't wanna be here, Lois.
601
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,415
You know, chief, the thing about Clark...
602
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,798
...you hardly notice him when he's around.
But when he's not...
603
01:10:55,293 --> 01:11:00,140
- Clark!
- I, uh, came as soon as I could, Lois.
604
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:02,471
Guess I missed all the excitement.
605
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:08,106
It's good to see you, Clark.
606
01:11:13,394 --> 01:11:14,941
White.
607
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,482
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
608
01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:20,026
Kent, you're back not a moment too soon.
609
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:24,915
Seems some superpowered imp
calling himself Mr. Mxyz... Mxyz...
610
01:11:25,072 --> 01:11:26,494
Aw, whatever he's called.
611
01:11:26,657 --> 01:11:30,082
He's causing some kind of cockamamie
topsy-turvy down at the Wharf.
612
01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:33,248
Mr. White... Uh, Perry...
613
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:34,916
...this is hard for me.
614
01:11:35,082 --> 01:11:37,756
Maybe harder than almost anything
I've ever had to say.
615
01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:39,136
It's about my job.
616
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,469
The reason I returned was to let you know that...
617
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,012
...I don't think I can work...
618
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:47,432
Lane?
619
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:49,313
I'm on it, chief.
620
01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:58,656
The wharf. And step on it.
621
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,286
Lane sure lives dangerously.
622
01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:06,118
Yes.
623
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,658
Yes, she does.
624
01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,998
Whether I'm around or not.
625
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,709
So, Kent, about the job?
626
01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,090
You don't think you can what?
627
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:19,506
Don't think I can be
your foreign correspondent, Perry.
628
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,671
I was really homesick.
629
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:25,595
We missed you too, Kent.
630
01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,310
I think Lois will be just fine...
631
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:32,940
...as long as Superman and Clark Kent
are around to look out for her.
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