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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:07,619 Any second now. 2 00:00:08,154 --> 00:00:09,914 It's light is on. 3 00:00:09,990 --> 00:00:11,548 Melissa, waffles are ready. 4 00:00:11,616 --> 00:00:14,386 Oh, fantastic. I'm starving. 5 00:00:18,165 --> 00:00:19,260 How about that? 6 00:00:30,051 --> 00:00:32,274 She ate breakfast naked? 7 00:00:32,345 --> 00:00:34,153 She didn't even want a napkin. 8 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:38,987 I've had bedroom naked, I've had walk-to-the-bathroom naked. 9 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:41,402 I have never had living-room naked. 10 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:43,075 Oh, it's a scene. 11 00:00:43,148 --> 00:00:45,821 It's like you're living in the Playboy Mansion. 12 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:48,960 Did she...? Did she frolic? 13 00:00:49,029 --> 00:00:50,539 I don't have enough room. 14 00:00:52,115 --> 00:00:53,923 - Hey, Laney, Puddy. - Hey. 15 00:00:53,992 --> 00:00:55,171 - Hi. - Hey. 16 00:00:55,243 --> 00:00:58,013 - I gotta make a pit stop. - Okay. 17 00:00:58,079 --> 00:00:59,211 Back together? 18 00:00:59,289 --> 00:01:03,173 His apartment was being fumigated. We thought we'd give it another shot. 19 00:01:03,835 --> 00:01:06,936 So guess who called me last night. Jason Hanke. 20 00:01:07,005 --> 00:01:09,857 "Stanky" Hanke? What did he want? 21 00:01:09,925 --> 00:01:12,812 He called to apologise for standing me up five years ago. 22 00:01:12,886 --> 00:01:14,101 Why now? 23 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:17,363 A.A. It's one of the 12 steps. 24 00:01:17,432 --> 00:01:19,441 Step number 9 is you have to apologise... 25 00:01:19,518 --> 00:01:22,109 to everyone you've ever wronged. 26 00:01:23,271 --> 00:01:27,203 I can't wait for Hanke to come crawling back to me. 27 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:28,834 Still with the neck hole? 28 00:01:28,902 --> 00:01:31,493 - Still upset. Very upset. - What neck hole? 29 00:01:31,571 --> 00:01:33,711 Remember that party he threw a few years ago? 30 00:01:33,782 --> 00:01:36,966 He had that very draughty apartment. I think on 9th Avenue... 31 00:01:37,035 --> 00:01:38,131 Faster. 32 00:01:39,162 --> 00:01:43,260 - I asked if I could borrow a sweater. - A cashmere sweater. 33 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:47,217 I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth. 34 00:01:47,295 --> 00:01:49,055 In front of the whole party, he says: 35 00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:52,397 "No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole." 36 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:56,070 Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Everybody else did. 37 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:59,653 Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head. 38 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:03,699 Or is it because of your neck? 39 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:06,242 No, I think the head does most of the stretching. 40 00:02:06,314 --> 00:02:09,748 Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party... 41 00:02:09,818 --> 00:02:14,247 in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time. 42 00:02:14,322 --> 00:02:17,922 - I really think it's the size of your neck. - It's my head. 43 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:24,345 - Hey, isn't this great? - Hey. 44 00:02:24,416 --> 00:02:26,259 Since the nerds in Accounting moved... 45 00:02:26,334 --> 00:02:28,261 we're the only ones in this bathroom. 46 00:02:28,336 --> 00:02:29,681 Yeah. Great. 47 00:02:38,722 --> 00:02:41,064 You went to the coffee shop without me? 48 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:43,447 I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower. 49 00:02:43,518 --> 00:02:45,777 That's an hour ago. What were you doing in there? 50 00:02:45,854 --> 00:02:48,361 Showering. How long does it take you? 51 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,414 - Ten minutes. - Ten minutes? 52 00:02:50,483 --> 00:02:52,660 That's kooky talk. 53 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:56,293 Elaine, how long do you spend in the shower? 54 00:02:56,364 --> 00:02:58,256 - Ten minutes. - Let me smell you. 55 00:02:58,325 --> 00:02:59,456 All right. Whiff away. 56 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:04,628 It's not bad at all. 57 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:08,224 - That's it. - Okay. 58 00:03:08,627 --> 00:03:11,478 So get this. I'm in the bathroom at work today... 59 00:03:11,546 --> 00:03:14,054 and I see Peggy using a seat protector. 60 00:03:14,132 --> 00:03:17,019 - So? - We're the only women on the floor. 61 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:18,985 I mean, we're like roommates. 62 00:03:19,054 --> 00:03:22,274 Would you use a seat protector if you had a roommate? 63 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:27,319 The damage is probably already done. 64 00:03:27,395 --> 00:03:30,247 - All right. I'll get that. - All right. It's just... 65 00:03:30,774 --> 00:03:32,831 Maybe she just practises good hygiene. 66 00:03:32,901 --> 00:03:37,829 Yeah, you're right. She's probably one of those neurotic clean freaks. 67 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:42,338 Well, here's my shower routine. Maybe I can make some changes. 68 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:45,677 Get washcloth mittens and maybe some liquid soap... 69 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:48,682 and just... focus. 70 00:03:50,418 --> 00:03:53,092 Zephyr? That is not a word. 71 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:55,311 - Do you challenge? - No, I do not challenge. 72 00:03:55,382 --> 00:03:57,854 Sixty-six points. 73 00:03:57,926 --> 00:04:01,193 I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles? 74 00:04:01,888 --> 00:04:04,360 - You want some more iced tea? - Sure. 75 00:04:08,186 --> 00:04:10,160 Wrong pipe. 76 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:18,166 So she coughed. 77 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:21,007 Coughing? Naked? 78 00:04:21,616 --> 00:04:24,290 It's a turnoff, man. 79 00:04:24,703 --> 00:04:26,297 Everything goes with naked. 80 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:29,805 When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles... 81 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:32,014 that suddenly spring into action. 82 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:35,219 It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball... 83 00:04:35,297 --> 00:04:37,555 in his stomach in slow motion. 84 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:41,270 Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. 85 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:43,437 You know how much mental energy I expend... 86 00:04:43,513 --> 00:04:46,235 trying to picture women naked? 87 00:04:46,308 --> 00:04:50,073 But the thing you don't realise is there's good naked and bad naked. 88 00:04:50,145 --> 00:04:54,990 Naked hair brushing, good. Naked crouching, bad. 89 00:04:56,484 --> 00:04:59,420 - Hey, there's Hanke. - All right, it's grovel time. 90 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:02,043 Hey, George. Jerry. 91 00:05:02,115 --> 00:05:03,590 Listen, I just got sober... 92 00:05:03,658 --> 00:05:05,881 so I've been going through the 12 steps. 93 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:08,424 What are you up to now? Step 9? 94 00:05:09,164 --> 00:05:11,553 Yeah. Making amends. 95 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,468 Important step. 96 00:05:13,543 --> 00:05:16,181 Maybe the most important. 97 00:05:16,671 --> 00:05:19,938 Anyway, Jerry, you know, this may sound dumb... 98 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:23,026 but when we first met, I thought your name was Gary. 99 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:25,864 I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times. 100 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:28,700 I don't know if you noticed, but I always felt bad. 101 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,112 So I'm sorry. 102 00:05:30,185 --> 00:05:34,579 Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it. 103 00:05:34,648 --> 00:05:37,120 Great. Great. 104 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:43,542 Well, I'll see you guys later. 105 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:49,803 Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. 106 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:52,723 I made some good cuts and I didn't lose anything I needed. 107 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:55,298 Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now. 108 00:05:55,752 --> 00:05:58,770 - You've got some suds over here. - What? 109 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:01,141 Oh, man. 110 00:06:01,216 --> 00:06:04,815 Jeez. Look at that. I'm all lathery. 111 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,311 Jerry, you gotta show me what I'm doing wrong. 112 00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:10,739 - Oh, come on. - No, I mean it, man. I'm lost. 113 00:06:10,809 --> 00:06:13,364 You promise you'll never come in here again? 114 00:06:13,436 --> 00:06:16,656 Well, Jerry, you know I can't do that. 115 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:20,249 My sense of it is you're probably wasting time working piecemeal: 116 00:06:20,318 --> 00:06:24,416 - First cleaning one area, then another. - Well, that's how cats do it. 117 00:06:24,489 --> 00:06:26,914 But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue... 118 00:06:26,992 --> 00:06:29,131 you wanna use gravity. 119 00:06:29,202 --> 00:06:31,094 Okay, let's turn the water on now. 120 00:06:31,163 --> 00:06:33,255 No, I told you. It's just a dry run. 121 00:06:36,751 --> 00:06:38,310 Hanke's moved on to Step 10. 122 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:41,432 - He was taking personal inventory. - That's Step 10? 123 00:06:41,506 --> 00:06:44,691 He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done. 124 00:06:44,759 --> 00:06:45,855 You believe this? 125 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,483 Come on, Jerry, how about a baggy swimsuit? 126 00:06:48,555 --> 00:06:50,612 No. You're not getting any skin, Kramer. 127 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:54,866 Well, this has all been one big tease. 128 00:06:57,439 --> 00:07:00,244 These proofs look pretty good. 129 00:07:00,317 --> 00:07:02,705 Oh, can I move this? 130 00:07:04,613 --> 00:07:07,334 Yep. I think this will work. 131 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:11,292 I'm gonna get another bottle of water. 132 00:07:11,369 --> 00:07:13,545 Here, take mine. There's a little left. 133 00:07:13,622 --> 00:07:15,798 Oh, thanks, Walter. 134 00:07:27,135 --> 00:07:29,726 Guys, there's no doubt that the pay is good. 135 00:07:29,804 --> 00:07:33,404 But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream. 136 00:07:33,475 --> 00:07:35,034 You get pretty buff forearms. 137 00:07:35,435 --> 00:07:37,195 I don't know if I'm into that. 138 00:07:38,313 --> 00:07:41,034 - Oh, hello, Hanke, others. - George. 139 00:07:41,107 --> 00:07:44,411 You know, Jason, I couldn't help notice: 140 00:07:44,486 --> 00:07:46,163 I didn't get my apology. 141 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,333 Apology? For what? 142 00:07:48,406 --> 00:07:51,840 A draughty apartment. A sweaterless friend. 143 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:55,426 A ball-game-giveaway MetLife Windbreaker. 144 00:07:55,497 --> 00:07:58,266 George, come on. Not that neck-hole thing. 145 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,596 Yes, the neck-hole thing. 146 00:07:59,668 --> 00:08:01,760 I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're sorry. 147 00:08:01,837 --> 00:08:05,436 No way. You would have completely stretched it out. 148 00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:08,857 You're an alcoholic. You have to apologise. 149 00:08:08,927 --> 00:08:11,518 Step 9. Step 9. 150 00:08:12,264 --> 00:08:15,780 All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. 151 00:08:15,851 --> 00:08:19,699 I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head... 152 00:08:19,771 --> 00:08:22,825 struggling to find its way into the normal-size neck hole... 153 00:08:22,899 --> 00:08:24,624 of my finely knit sweater. 154 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:39,799 Now, see, that's smart. Constant motion. 155 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:44,052 - Hey. - Oh, yeah. I'm watching you too... 156 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:46,471 but this guy's really showing me something. 157 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,478 You got a steak? 158 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:50,979 What happened to you? 159 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,145 People in this city are crazy. 160 00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:54,436 Here you go. 161 00:08:54,514 --> 00:08:56,156 Thanks, buddy. 162 00:08:56,725 --> 00:09:00,822 Oh, yes. Yeah, you got any A.1., because I'm cooking a steak. 163 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:02,656 - What? - A different one. 164 00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:06,705 Okay, Jerry. I fixed that bike. 165 00:09:06,776 --> 00:09:09,996 That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show. 166 00:09:10,322 --> 00:09:12,331 I gotta clean those bearings. Hold this. 167 00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:16,003 - Look at all that gunk. - Please don't crouch. 168 00:09:17,287 --> 00:09:19,427 - It caught my skin. - Oh, that's bad. 169 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:21,341 Especially that area. 170 00:09:21,416 --> 00:09:23,176 You got anything to snack on? 171 00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:25,308 Oh, pickles. 172 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,851 It's a tough one. 173 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:34,565 Please stop. Let me help you with that. 174 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:40,073 It's gonna leave a welt. Look at that. 175 00:09:40,143 --> 00:09:43,327 I can't. I can't look anymore. 176 00:09:43,396 --> 00:09:45,987 I've seen too much. 177 00:09:48,485 --> 00:09:49,865 Peggy, we gotta talk. 178 00:09:49,945 --> 00:09:53,211 What is it about me that you find so offensive? 179 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:58,509 - You seem to be with a lot of men. - What? 180 00:09:58,578 --> 00:10:01,465 I happen to have a very steady boyfriend. 181 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:05,383 You know, I mean, we broke up a few times... 182 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:09,261 and there has been an occasional guy here or there, but... 183 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:11,064 Why is this your business? 184 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,640 It's not. Good day. 185 00:10:13,885 --> 00:10:16,903 Oh, all right. You think I've got germs? 186 00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:18,234 I'll give you some germs. 187 00:10:18,765 --> 00:10:20,822 How about some for your keyboard, huh? 188 00:10:20,892 --> 00:10:22,866 How about that? Yeah? 189 00:10:22,936 --> 00:10:25,527 Oh, how about for your stapler? 190 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,869 That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy. 191 00:10:40,287 --> 00:10:42,260 Well, technically, he did apologise. 192 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:45,764 Jerry, I felt like a straight man in some horrible sketch. 193 00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:49,517 He was riffing. Riffing. On my pain. 194 00:10:49,588 --> 00:10:53,270 You want an apology for the apology plus the original apology? 195 00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:55,101 That's right. I'm two in the hole. 196 00:10:56,136 --> 00:10:58,857 Well, I hit the wall yesterday with Lady Godiva. 197 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:01,604 She did a full-body flex on a pickle jar. 198 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:05,862 Did you explain about the good naked and the bad naked? 199 00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:09,122 Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball? 200 00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:16,457 Well, what if you showed her bad naked, huh? 201 00:11:16,698 --> 00:11:19,123 - You still got that belt sander? - Yeah. 202 00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:22,171 Well, you on all fours, that thing vibrating... 203 00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:24,421 kicking up sawdust. 204 00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:26,756 She'll get the picture. 205 00:11:29,503 --> 00:11:32,390 - Hello? - Jerry, guess where I'm calling from. 206 00:11:32,464 --> 00:11:35,434 - World War I plane? - No, I'm in my shower. 207 00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:37,648 I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner. 208 00:11:37,719 --> 00:11:41,402 And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be. 209 00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:44,194 I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth... 210 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:47,321 and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew. 211 00:11:47,979 --> 00:11:52,243 - When are you getting out? - I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy. 212 00:11:54,152 --> 00:11:57,004 Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick. 213 00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:58,630 Oh, please. 214 00:11:58,698 --> 00:12:02,582 She's stuffed up, achy and suffering from intense malaise. 215 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:07,672 Oh, come on. We all have intense malaise, right? 216 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,715 I just spoke with her, Elaine. 217 00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:11,925 She's in bed. 218 00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:14,725 Yeah. Let me tell you something. This is all in her mind. 219 00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:16,012 She is insane. 220 00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:19,560 She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob... 221 00:12:19,636 --> 00:12:24,197 rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt. 222 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:28,786 Yeah. She's a wacko. 223 00:12:31,147 --> 00:12:33,999 - So you're Jason Hanke's supervisor. - Sponsor. 224 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:37,038 Whatever. Listen, I'm very concerned about this guy. 225 00:12:37,112 --> 00:12:40,047 He's doing very well. He's already on to Step 10. 226 00:12:40,115 --> 00:12:41,543 If you don't do the steps... 227 00:12:41,616 --> 00:12:43,508 you can go through them pretty fast. 228 00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:45,468 You can get through six a day. 229 00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:48,044 Is there some unresolved issue between you and Jason? 230 00:12:48,874 --> 00:12:52,093 I don't know, a little something called Step 9? 231 00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:56,729 Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me. 232 00:12:57,132 --> 00:12:58,892 I'm not sure what you want me to do. 233 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,561 Well, aren't you the boss of him? 234 00:13:00,635 --> 00:13:02,230 You shouldn't let him move up. 235 00:13:02,304 --> 00:13:04,811 When I was in Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Webelos... 236 00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:08,193 for three years because I kept losing the Pinewood Derby. 237 00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:09,900 You're quite upset. 238 00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:12,320 I think you should drop him down to Step 2. 239 00:13:12,397 --> 00:13:13,991 Admit there's a higher power? 240 00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:16,372 Yeah, let him chew on that for a while. 241 00:13:16,776 --> 00:13:18,916 You know, George, I think I can help you. 242 00:13:18,987 --> 00:13:21,329 We're having a meeting. Why don't you come by? 243 00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:24,377 All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much. 244 00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:28,465 By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic. 245 00:13:33,293 --> 00:13:35,931 Lomez, you're not listening. Jerry likes the naked. 246 00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:39,603 It's just some of the things that she does when she's naked. 247 00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:43,144 Calm down. I'm on your side. 248 00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:45,438 Jeez. Hey, hold on a second. 249 00:13:47,682 --> 00:13:50,108 I got a clog. I'll call you back. 250 00:13:54,189 --> 00:13:56,994 - What are you doing? - I found a spot on the kitchen floor. 251 00:13:57,067 --> 00:14:00,452 I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here. 252 00:14:01,238 --> 00:14:04,422 No, not that. Why are you naked? 253 00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:08,291 - I thought naked is good. - This isn't good naked. 254 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,053 George, here, have a seat. 255 00:14:15,877 --> 00:14:17,637 Where's Hanke? 256 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:20,725 Okay, let's get started. 257 00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:22,891 Welcome to Rage-aholics Anonymous. 258 00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:25,985 - What? Rage-aholics? - George, this can help you. 259 00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:28,989 Hey, I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge. 260 00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:32,740 Excuse me. We have a no-yelling policy at these meetings. 261 00:14:33,228 --> 00:14:37,990 Excuse me. Am I talking to you, pinhead? Am I? 262 00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:42,160 Please don't call me pinhead. 263 00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:44,712 I'm losing it. 264 00:14:46,449 --> 00:14:49,087 He took you to Rage-aholics? Why? 265 00:14:49,161 --> 00:14:53,507 Probably because this whole universe is against me. 266 00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,343 - You got a little rage. - I know. 267 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:59,680 And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad. 268 00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:03,345 By the way, my bad-naked demo didn't quite work. 269 00:15:03,717 --> 00:15:06,522 This bread has nuts in it. 270 00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:08,821 Oh, great, Elaine. 271 00:15:08,889 --> 00:15:10,447 What is wrong with my body? 272 00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:12,987 Chicken-wing shoulder blades. 273 00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:16,452 - That's it? - No, but that's one problem. Why? 274 00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:19,456 I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day... 275 00:15:19,524 --> 00:15:21,831 Walking around naked? 276 00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:24,457 That is not a good look for a man. 277 00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:28,956 Why not? It's a good look for a woman. 278 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:33,463 Well, female body is a work of art. 279 00:15:33,538 --> 00:15:38,217 The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around. It's like a Jeep. 280 00:15:40,712 --> 00:15:44,477 - So you don't think it's attractive? - It's hideous. 281 00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:47,899 The hair, the lumpiness. 282 00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:50,739 It's simian. 283 00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:53,479 Well, some women like it. 284 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,574 Sickies. 285 00:15:57,229 --> 00:16:00,199 "Installing your Clarkman garbage disposal. 286 00:16:00,273 --> 00:16:05,498 Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage line." 287 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:07,877 Oh, come on, Clarkman. 288 00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:16,051 - Puddy. - Is David Puddy there? 289 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:19,010 - This is Puddy. - Oh, this is Kramer. 290 00:16:19,084 --> 00:16:20,512 I know. 291 00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:24,180 You're a mechanic. Could you help me instal a garbage disposal? 292 00:16:24,256 --> 00:16:28,519 You gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line. 293 00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:30,650 - No, it says main line. - It's a misprint. 294 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,276 - What do you got, a Clarkman? - Yeah. 295 00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,357 I'll call you. I'll talk you through it. 296 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:36,944 Oh, okay. Well, thanks, Puddy. 297 00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:41,026 - Hey, Puddy. - Hey, babe, your boss called. 298 00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:43,080 You owe 5 bucks for a balloon bouquet. 299 00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:46,416 Yeah, he says you can just give it to him tomorrow when you see him. 300 00:16:46,486 --> 00:16:48,045 Balloon bouquet for who? 301 00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:49,873 Peggy took a turn for the worse. 302 00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:54,876 Peggy? Great. I suppose she's still blaming me? 303 00:16:54,953 --> 00:16:56,298 - He said so. - Yeah. 304 00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:58,298 I don't believe this woman. 305 00:16:58,373 --> 00:17:00,347 Talk to me, babe. 306 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,262 She's this crazy woman... 307 00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:06,271 who is convinced that my germs make her sick. 308 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:08,313 Oh, a germaphobe. 309 00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:10,392 I know what that's about. 310 00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,983 I'm a recovering germaphobe. 311 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:18,324 Ten years. 312 00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:20,949 - What is this symbol? - It's a germ. 313 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:27,159 It was very nice of you to bring the man... 314 00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:29,162 you're sleeping with to talk... 315 00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:34,414 but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs. 316 00:17:34,493 --> 00:17:36,669 Don't you? Elaine. 317 00:17:37,996 --> 00:17:39,674 Please. 318 00:17:39,748 --> 00:17:42,173 I know it looks bleak. I've been there. 319 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,806 Ten years ago, waking up next to a woman like this... 320 00:17:44,878 --> 00:17:47,469 would have sent me running for the pHisoHex. 321 00:17:48,173 --> 00:17:50,147 - Really? - I still have trouble looking... 322 00:17:50,217 --> 00:17:53,686 at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slobs around in. 323 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:56,697 Hey, I've had those since college. They're bunnies. 324 00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:59,023 They're bacteria traps. 325 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,608 So you just learned to live with it? 326 00:18:01,686 --> 00:18:02,818 For the most part. 327 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:06,531 Okay. We're broken up for the rest of the day. 328 00:18:08,276 --> 00:18:10,452 So I'm glad we had a talk and worked this out. 329 00:18:10,529 --> 00:18:12,835 - Don't you feel this is better? - This is nice. 330 00:18:12,906 --> 00:18:15,876 Yes, clothes. This is normal. 331 00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:17,957 What are you doing tomorrow? 332 00:18:18,036 --> 00:18:20,923 I was thinking that we could go... 333 00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,052 Jerry? 334 00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:26,558 Jerry, are you listening to me? 335 00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:29,301 Yeah. What? I'm sorry. 336 00:18:29,381 --> 00:18:31,723 I wanted to know what you were doing tomorrow. 337 00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:36,892 Maybe a haircut and, I don't know, maybe go somewhere... 338 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,067 So you broke up. 339 00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:47,204 We couldn't carry on a conversation. 340 00:18:47,274 --> 00:18:49,082 I kept trying to picture her naked... 341 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:51,706 she kept trying to not picture me naked. 342 00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,332 Hang on. 343 00:18:57,325 --> 00:18:58,505 So, what are you up to? 344 00:18:58,994 --> 00:19:01,419 Oh, just cooking up a little thank-you for Puddy. 345 00:19:01,496 --> 00:19:03,885 Hey, how do you make those radish roses? 346 00:19:03,957 --> 00:19:06,014 Insert a knife into the centre and twist. 347 00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:09,600 Then to make it bloom, soak it in water for 30 to 40 minutes. 348 00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:12,431 No problem there. 349 00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:17,227 George, thanks for coming down to talk. 350 00:19:17,304 --> 00:19:20,607 I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible. 351 00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,193 I just started yesterday. 352 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:24,110 Well, I'm here. What is it? 353 00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:26,321 Well, I talked to my sponsor... 354 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:29,165 and I've thought it over and you know... 355 00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:32,369 my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic and rude... 356 00:19:32,444 --> 00:19:34,121 and you deserve much better. 357 00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:36,877 Well, thank you. 358 00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:38,545 You're welcome. 359 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:42,003 - Can I get a triple Minute Man Mint? - Waffle or sugar cone? 360 00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:44,467 Excuse me, Jason. 361 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:52,103 I don't wanna get into a big thing here but I'm not sure if technically... 362 00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:56,815 what you just said was actually an apology. 363 00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:58,728 - What? - Can you get on that cone? 364 00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:01,940 Would you hang on just a second? What are you talking about? 365 00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:06,409 All you said was, "You're welcome." Which is nice. It's very nice. 366 00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:09,069 But I feel I gotta get the apology. 367 00:20:09,147 --> 00:20:12,616 - Is there anybody else here but you? - I'm alone and it's my second day. 368 00:20:12,692 --> 00:20:16,126 You know, I don't even think we have that flavour, so... 369 00:20:16,196 --> 00:20:18,004 George, really, enough, okay? 370 00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:20,746 I admitted I was wrong. What more do you want from me? 371 00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:22,669 - I want an apology. - All right, look... 372 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:25,086 - Did you try it? - He doesn't know what he's doing. 373 00:20:25,163 --> 00:20:27,588 Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do. 374 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:30,636 I'm interacting with someone here, if you can understand that. 375 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:32,221 - Now, I'm sorry. - There it is. 376 00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:35,349 You said it. That's what I want. Say it again and tell it to me. 377 00:20:35,423 --> 00:20:39,058 I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry. 378 00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:41,987 It was cashmere. I hate Step 9. 379 00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:44,728 Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it? 380 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,608 I can't find anything. I need a drink. 381 00:20:48,687 --> 00:20:50,578 Daiquiri Ice. Here we go. 382 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:51,862 What are you looking at? 383 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,203 Get out. Come on. 384 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:56,329 Can't you see we're closed? Get out. 385 00:20:59,364 --> 00:21:01,540 This food is fantastic, Kramer. 386 00:21:01,616 --> 00:21:04,801 - And what a pretty radish rose, huh? - Well, thank you. 387 00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:10,675 Well, here's to Peggy on her first week of being germfree free. 388 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,222 Yeah. 389 00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:15,478 And here's to David Puddy for helping me instal a much-needed... 390 00:21:15,547 --> 00:21:19,395 and much-appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub. 391 00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:21,943 Yeah. 392 00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:24,229 You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub? 393 00:21:24,306 --> 00:21:26,315 Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. 394 00:21:26,391 --> 00:21:28,151 I made this whole meal in there. 395 00:21:31,563 --> 00:21:33,406 This food was in the shower with you? 396 00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:35,743 I prepared it as I bathed. 397 00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:40,914 Oh, germs. Germs. Germs! 398 00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:52,215 Excuse me? Is this Rage-aholics? 399 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:55,097 - No. Germaphobes. - Thanks. 400 00:21:55,504 --> 00:21:56,932 What are you guys doing here? 401 00:21:57,005 --> 00:21:59,596 - Kramer. - Right. 402 00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:02,850 Hi, I'm Jason. 403 00:22:03,512 --> 00:22:07,027 - I'm a Rage-aholic. - Hi, Jason. 404 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:10,278 - This is my first meeting. - Step-skipper. 405 00:22:10,352 --> 00:22:14,200 That man is a step-skipper. He skips Step 9. 406 00:22:14,272 --> 00:22:16,614 - Please, Step 9. - That's right. 407 00:22:16,691 --> 00:22:18,120 He never apologised to me... 408 00:22:18,193 --> 00:22:21,958 for saying that I would stretch out the neck hole on his sweater. 409 00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:24,042 It wasn't funny. 410 00:22:24,115 --> 00:22:26,125 It was a very nice sweater. 411 00:22:26,201 --> 00:22:30,085 Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it. 412 00:22:30,163 --> 00:22:33,050 I don't know if I'd trust him with a V-neck. 413 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,552 He's bebopping and scatting, and I'm losing it. 32202

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